Johnson Obsesses: More Greenwald
Posted: April 23, 2021 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Glenn Greenwald, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, Glenn Greenwald, LGF, Little Green Footballs, The Sage of Culver City, Twitter / X 240 Comments
Someone should explain to Mr. Atkins what Charles is refe… oh wait…
BTW, this David Atkins is a real mover and shaker, just like Charles.
[UPDATE: Just added a new search category: Glenn Greenwald. It links to all posts related to Charles’ longtime obsession.]
The Diary of Daedalus 
Fatso is a jealous homophobe liar! Greenwald is successful and speaks the truth.
Greenwald’s buddies at The Intercept kicked him out, and I decided to check the ranking on Alexa for his substack account. While Chuck is waddling around in the #400,000s, Greenwald is under 2K. 😀
Greenwald is popular. Fatso? Not so much. 😆
Glad to see the pushback against Fatso’s smears and lies.
Here’s some porn for Fatso.
Not my thing at all. Dreadful. Teddible, really.
Not my thing either, but I suspect Fatso will get hot & sweaty.
That’s a teddible thing to contemplate. 😂
I need more java…
https://giphy.com/gifs/coffee-winks-M4ecx9P2jI4tq
I’m tired, this morning. Need the full dose.
Out late?
We’re going to a wedding this afternoon. Reception is after that. One of son’s friends is getting hitched. 🙂
I’ll have the strong coffee ready in the am. One lump or two? I’m talking about the contusions on your face, after fighting for the thrown flower bouquet (“boo-kwet,” as Chonky would say), even though you’re already married. Hey, some weddings are like that. 😉
The wedding was fabulous. We were about an hour away in a Trump-loving county. There was a huge Trump sign at the entrance of the wedding/reception/dinner venue. Saw very few masks. Also few worn by guests staying at the hotel and no harassment by staff either. Marvelous. No bouquet for me, tho. 🙂
We had a small tussle for the bouquet at our wedding. Two gals really went for it, ending up on the floor. They laughed afterwards, but it was clear they weren’t playing when the flowers were in the air. 😂
Please tell me this ain’t true! 😯
What a joke. 😂
If it passes, we’re doomed! 😦
Just try enforcing that one, fascist-vegan maniacs. Na-ga-da!
Put all fast food out of business? I doubt it.
Donkeys can’t intuit consequences.
Others can’t see an 8Chan prank.
Actually, it was the Daily Mail. 😄
We’re going to the converted gas station restaurant on Friday, and I already know what I’m scarfing down:
Garage Burger – two fresh ground chuck patties/ American cheese/Garage sauce/iceberg/McClure’s pickles/buttered brioche bun/fries 16
We went to our favorite local pub on Sunday for dinner & I had a double cheeseburger with bacon. No bun. Biden can kiss my butt.
I’m having the bun, too. Friday is going to be my Cheat Day this week. 😋
Found it – 8 December 2020 Daily Mail
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9032669/Cut-meat-dairy-FIFTH-save-planet-Report-tells-Brits-slash-car-trips-curb-flights.html
So it’s a story about a report written by deranged ecofux with recommendations for reducing carbon emissions to 78% of 1990 levels by 2035 and meet “the long term legally-binding goal to bring climate pollution down to zero overall or ‘net zero’ by 2050″… in the UK.
They also suggest penalizing frequent flyers and enforcing the 70mph speed limit.
The Climate Change Committee published the “report” in June 2020.
https://www.theccc.org.uk/publication/reducing-uk-emissions-2020-progress-report-to-parliament/
Lord Deben heads the CCC, is on the board of directors for Sancroft International Ltd., and is an idiot.
They all need to eat their bugs while freezing/sweltering in the dark, and STFU! 😁
As for me, it’s Greek Easter this Sunday, and we’re looking at some juicy, thick lamb chops, to be served with roasted potatoes and whatnot. Carrot cake for dessert, because Easter bunny loves carrots.
Amen!
Loving Candace more and more these days.
Same holds true for mature, trained dogs. They know what’s right. Sometimes, it’s better to ask forgiveness than permission. 😄
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1385748109477793793
It’s widely-panned as “hot garbage,” and creator Joss Whedon had to be removed from the project due to ongoing accusations of gross sexual harassment. Enjoy, Fatass!
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1385758485611175938
They’re talking about people with normal intelligence, Chonky. Not tardigrades in XXXL sweats like you. 😂
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1385760192281841664
The irony here is that never has there been such a fat figure of fun as prone to obsessive, dogmatic, pseudo-religious devotion as our poor, addled Chonkster. Just look at his hysterical demonization of people who hold even slightly-different opinions about his current notions. Well isn’t that special?! 😄
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1385776111280398347
Krusty The Klown makes another attempt at humor. How does it go?
Oh, just missed! 😂
Limbaugh lives on in Fatso’s head.
Memory Lane. 😂
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1385787799199272962
Much too militaristic and features many scenes of bravery in the face of near-certain death! How gauche and un-woke!
Sample review from Rotten Tomatoes 🍅:
Gregory Weinkauf
ÜberCiné
July 25, 2011
Massive, hilarious and thrilling. I went to lunch a few times with a girl who despised this movie. I was forced to conclude that she’s not very smart.
The Cali Libturds are not enamored of Candidate Caitlyn, despite her stunning bravery:
https://www.dailywire.com/news/lgbtq-activists-denounce-caitlyn-jenner-after-announcing-run-for-california-governor
This will be interesting. Run, Caitlyn, RUN!
They are such hypocrites! She’s running as a Republican, so the fact that she’s a trans is irrelevant. Same thing goes for POC & women who aren’t donkeys.
via GIPHY
https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2021/04/24/watch-all-the-woke-moments-from-disneys-the-falcon-and-the-winter-soldier/
Woke-Chonky is going to LOVE LOVE LOVE this America-condemning piece of shit. 😂
CCP Productions.
Mr. Sciency has an epiphany.
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1386043099969949698
😀
Now he is posting cheese memes, think he may have stripped a few more gears.
He loves his “artesianal chess,” our fine fat friend. 😆
What is she trying to communicate? 😄
Same thing she is.
I doubt even AOC is stupid enough to give Fats any attention.
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1386020829369192449
I smell a Reply Trap…
for someone.
He devo’d bigly! Now here, if I had any skilz, would go a pic of Chonky’s big fat head wearing the classic Devo flower pot hat. 😆
Devo had talent.
We really need a current chuckfoto. Chuck C. posted a bounty once via a fundraiser but nothing came of it.
Devo dominated some of the best college parties I ever attended, along with Iggy Pop and other punks of various degrees of notoriety. And the Stones…to me, a party wasn’t a party until somebody slapped a Stones album on the turntable. Exile was my fave, back in my one-and-a-half year dorm residence. My favorite song:
Controversial opinion: the volcano is the real hero in Lord of the Rings, it destroyed the One Ring. The books are about an incompetent delivery service. 😆
I loved the books as a kid, but I never bothered to watch the movies. I’ve seen enough snippets to be mildly impressed with the adaptation, though.
I saw the first one. It was pretty good, sync’d with my mental images. I don’t remember if I saw the others. Give it a shot.
I will, eventually. My wife’s aversion to anything sci-fi, fantasy, magical or otherwise non-real, is what keeps me from watching a lot of this crap. I don’t think she’s ever watched anything beyond the original Star Wars movie, whatever they’re calling it these days (Coke Classic?).
https://www.espn.com/nfl/draft2021/story/_/id/31310483/meet-nfl-draft-most-extraordinary-prospect-kwity-paye
This guy’s Michigan career was hampered by injury and Covid, but he’s considered a top prospect for the NFL. His life story is incredible, up to now.
I really got into the Talking Heads in college, in my first year in the dorm. Their first couple of albums were always playing somewhere, and they were very catchy and off-kilter. I later followed David Byrne’s solo adventures through some impressive turns, before he ran out of steam. He was a very talented young man, though. The “Stop Making Sense” live performance movie was as good as any such mini-doc can be. I heard this song in a TV show I was watching the other day, and it’s been poking at my subconscious ever since:
I love Miley’s new direction in the past year or two, covering and KILLING so many rock classics, after doing the same to so many country classics in the past. I love her voice very deeply. 🙂
THIS is pure awesome. Retroclectic rock-n-roll with odd news and commentary, the radio show I always wanted to do but didn’t.
i would listen.
Gotta hear this one again, after that:
That voice is a gift from God.
Love her voice! 🙂
Sunday lunch.
Tofu is good for you! I like it deep fried.
It’s debatable, whether it’s good for men. Or so they say. I suspect moderation is key, as in all other things.
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/soya-male-body-health-side-effects-truth-milk-sexual-function-a8382976.html
One study showed that the main reason soy-boys were experiencing lowered sex-drive and testosterone-levels was a reaction to their female masters looking and smelling like cows and hogs, with blue hair and whiny personalities.
Interesting. It’s in many Asian dishes. I grew up eating tofu, so I like it. 🙂
I have nothing against tofu, though I don’t seek it out. I try to eat at least 30% of my calories in protein, of any kind. More if it’s convenient. I think studies have shown that the “feminizing effect” of soy products is only present when you’re depending heavily on soy protein, and/or supplementing with soy isoflavones, washed down with soymilk. That’s what the Vegan Council tells me, anyway. 😉
😂
Yep! Just as I’ve always suspected.
Kid did a science project to find out where cats rub their assholes.
https://www.neatorama.com/2021/04/23/He-Really-Put-Lipstick-on-a-Cats-Butt/
That reminds me of something — one of my daughter’s friends has one of those scary hairless cats. Apparently, when it sits its butthole down on the glass table in her apartment, it creates a suctioning effect, and sometimes leaves a small skid mark. So now you know.
😆
Chonky tried another funneh. 😄
Don’t adultify her.
https://www.dailywire.com/news/makhia-bryant-adultified-because-she-was-a-big-girl-rutgers-professor-says-describes-attempted-stabbing-as-regular-old-everyday-community-confli
That aged very well! Like fine wine.
No deal! 💩
I use my cloth mask over & over. It’s useless anyway. TP on the other hand…
One and done. 😄💩
My head hurts.
Logic & facts are not their strengths.
They don’t have any strengths. 😂
This is nice. 😂
Except for the damn autoplay.
“We been listening to your crap for hours.” 😀
“She’s my fiancé.” That was cringe-y. 😂
What a bitch! Hope the dude drops her sorry ass. Yikes!!
Karen brought the fire and brimstone to this parking lot encounter…
Note: the girl getting condemned is wearing some skin-colored clothing. 😂
But no mean tweets, right?
Biden is in trouble. Big trouble. Wow!
Seen on Facebook today:
BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING
“So … from a highly reliable source:
President Joe Biden is transported back to Wilmington regularly due to his dementia and the ensuing agitation that develops when he’s in unfamiliar, stressful surroundings.
At one point, he became extremely agitated, causing Secret Service agents to try to restrain and calm him down. That’s one of the times his German Shepherd attacked and bit one of the Secret Service agents, drawing blood.
Whenever he has to make a public appearance, it has to be carefully timed and he’s juiced up beforehand.”
We are in serious trouble America.
Imagine what would happen to our equity markets if it was made public that the leader of the Free World is mentally incompetent. – Nick
Like to see something other than “from a highly reliable source,” but it’s credible.
Change source to: Dr. Jill Biden
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1386478670827696131
Except, possibly, a baked potato and some asparagus. And the handle of the tomahawk steak. 🙂
I just don’t get it, Gus. These are your people, the ones you vote with in EVERY election. Why must you attack them so relentlessly, when you’re in your cups? 😥 😆
Speaking of cups…
Imagine how great it would be to find a clip of one of our twitter-warriors talking to a newsperson about a scary incident. 😆
Kai was a righteous dude, man. Shockingly, his life took a turn for the worse, shortly after his heroic act saved at least one person’s life…
Someone’s working on a new calendar.
https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/1386418807678324739
“Rusty Unhinged Edition”
https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/1386007500978274304
OMG, he was mentioned! That means 8 more years of desperate attention-seeking. 😂
Yer famous, Fatass! Now, to parlay that popularity into some serious coin. 🤑🤑🤑
HAHAHAHAHA!
He’s still stuck on stupid.
$12,212 raised of $20,000 goal
That Carsongambling guy seems to be a rogue heckler, few followers, few likes/responses, and he tweets to anyone about anything. Chaz only cares because someone remembered him.
He’s been at $12K for several years. 😂😂😂🤑🤑💩💩💩
OUCH!! 😆
Cops trolling LeBron is the shiznit! 😂
😆 😆
The officer has been suspended.
😆
😂
Seth Rich????
😆
😆 😆
I’ll bet Gus got butt-dragged. 😂😂😂😂
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/surprise-wrestling-butt-drag-causes-controversy/
Aaaaaack! 😯
That’s what he said!😱 😂
Wrestling was disgusting even without the cornpop. Rolling around on a vinyl mat with jockswine who outweigh you is not my idea of fun. I practiced the art of getting pinned without my opponent even touching me.
We never had wrestling as a regular gym sport. The guys who wanted to wrestle tried out for the team, and most of them quickly quit when they found out how unpleasant the practices were. I had a friend on the team who was really good, and dedicated for a year or so, but then he discovered girls and cars. 😄
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1386708651667124230
Awwww…poor Chonky thought the Second Amendment was repealed. Where’s Mr. Mossberg?
https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/720794266419658753
Did he ever address his divorce from Mr. Mossberg? I assume he pawned it for cheese money, but is there a comment regarding the sweaty, furtive transaction?
I doubt ever actually had one, he still has both feet.
Mr. Mossberg moved in shortly after his mom died and he got his comic book collection back. It was also about the time he was getting doxxed by some David Duke types – some guy named Baker IIRC. I think Mr. Mossberg was real, otherwise Chuck would have been crowing about an imaginary Glock.
😂
Can’t stand this asshole. He deserves all the hell he’s going through in his divorce.
That and more. He’s a scumbag to women – always has been. Totally selfish and ego-mad, as you’d expect.
https://twitter.com/TrumpJew2/status/1385687324177141763?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1385687324177141763%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.westernjournal.com%2Fcool-cop-shuts-annoying-heckler-perfect-way-punks-temper-explodes-realizes-just-happened%2F
😂😂😂
Nailed the punk.:lol:
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeCMaAF1/
😄
Frat-Boy Humor can be amusing at times.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-liz-cheney-republican-party/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=news_tab&utm_content=algorithm#app
Who is Liz Cheney, again?
The head of the Joe’s Handlers For President Committee.
Oh, yeah. That bitch.
Kerry is a fucking traitor – full-stop, as the Brits say. Time to throw this ketchup whore out once and for all. I’m cautiously pessimistic about this actually happening, but a kid can dream.
https://www.foxnews.com/world/calls-for-john-kerry-to-be-investigated-for-what-he-told-iran
https://www.foxnews.com/media/new-york-times-buried-bombshell-kerry-iran-israeli-operations
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/piers-morgan-slams-oscars-howlingly-dull-trainwreck-new-ratings-low
Piers used to be a Lefty himself, but now that he’s been ousted by the Woke Mob, he’s all-in on conservative issues. Welcome aboard, Piers! Here’s your handgun — you’re going to need it. 😆
I know some people never forgive and forget, and it wasn’t that long ago Piers was bashing Trump and preaching against the Second Amendment, but people do change. Some the wrong way (See: Chonky McFatass, LGF, et al), and some the Right way (millions of 9/11 conservatives, Trump supporters, and other people who’ve grown up). I say, we need all the help we can get, in Woke-Fucked America these days. There’s plenty of room on the bandwagon, and we’ve got whiskey and cookies.
When he’s right, he’s right. When he’s wrong, he’s off the rails.
Not The Bee is becoming more fun than the Original Bee, to me. 😄
😆
This is insanity!!!
This gal is my HERO!!! 😆
Someone should send the above tweet to racist Fatso.
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1386850092674686982
Masks do nothing. They’re now nothing but virtue-signaling, at this point.
Exactly. The mandates need to go away.
Another strawman. Nobody is objecting to people wearing masks.
For the guys here…..
Bewbs. 😃
What else is new? 🙄
Leave them, Gus. It’s high time. No…put down that bong! 😃
He won’t leave. He likes to complain too much.
Cats…..
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Apparently, India is having Covid problems. I’ve been to India and can say that it doesn’t surprise me. The hygiene habits tend to be really bad and too many people live in squalor. Ugh.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9516789/India-Covid-Doctor-attacked-victims-relatives-health-collapses.html
Retweet your tweet.
Poor Gus. What a mess!
So zen.
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/04/27/republicans-demand-investigation-resignation-of-john-kerry-for-allegedly-leaking-secrets-to-iran/
Do NOT let this go, RINOs! This guy is on the Other Side. He needs to be thoroughly investigated and punished to the full extent of the law.
“I remember Christmas of 1968 sitting in a gunboat in Cambodia. I remember what it was like to be shot at by Vietnamese and Khmer Rouge and Cambodians, and have the president of the United States tell the American people I was not there; the troops were not in Cambodia. I have the memory which is seared – seared – in me. … ”
He’s a liar AND a traitor.
“He’s so full of shit, the crows won’t eat him.” That used to be a thing people said here in Michigan. Fits. 😂
We just called them assholes.
“Whar kin I git me a huntin’ license?”
Crazy people love to celebrate their crazy on the internet. 😆
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1387217099051909124
Be a REAL badass, Fatass, and go after Islam along the same trail. 😆
He’s not stunning and brave, our big bouncing baby-man.
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1387210132354961414
More high-larious jollity from Fatty Can’t-Buckle! Goes over like, well…
Yep.
https://twitter.com/milli_vanillii/status/1386867617508429825
I hope you know Koko lurks here. let me just say – I laughed my ass off at this thread – you guys/gals are killing it and me in a good way😆. The Fatass is on the run.
Bunk, apology accepted, not that you ever needed to give one. And I hope you are feeling well and healing.
Octo – our great, yet usually lazy scribe. And righty, our moral compass with a little bit of a salty side 😜
I love when Deez drops in just to give me a cynical hit. and ISTME – well we’re still trying to sort that one out. An Internet genius warrior who’s into cats? right😆
And whoever I forgot are awesome.
i’m out for personal reasons – that’s all – didn’t want any of you to think you offended me or didn’t feed my sad little pathetic ego. 😁
Carry on carrying on.
KOKO!!!!!!!!!!!! So glad to see you!! Have been really worried!! Don’t be a stranger, okay??
The reason I am now boring is I quit drinking. LOL
Howdy, Koko. I figured you were busy with real stuff.
I’m lazy about some things, that’s for sure. 😃
Glad that you stopped by, Koko. I was worried you might have taken a Nil Stooge vacation…
Cats:
Toilet paper. My well trained cats do not do stupid things like attacking the toilet paper and shredding it. They are very smart. They do not waste their time and energy.
Unless it is the last roll in the apartment. Then they go nuts….
The ” finger ” as in ” you are a very naughty cat, stop doing bad things ” starts a fight here….
I would post a video but it is 12:47pm and I cannot find a cat to demonstrate this phenomenon.
Pathetic swipe. My Panthers can swipe a 12 pack of Diet Pepsi off the kitchen counter at 3am with ease, style and gracefulness.
Cats are assholes.
😀
Totally agree!!
Hear, hear!
For the guys….
Feet wrinkles are a really serious turn off. She should keep her socks on.
Her boobs have wrinkles too.
I start low and work up. Declined her at feet level.
Aw, she’s not so bad. I’m giving her a pass on the feet, which are just curled, in anticipation of all the Big O’s she’s going to be enjoying on this deserted island, in my company. 🏝
No, I am very specific in my desires. Those feet are a NO!!!!!
Turn all the lights off in the room.
On the island, there are no lights but the sun and moon. We live on love and coconuts. 🏝
And milk. Lots and lots of milk.
Cake and beer.
Cats and what woke me up last night. Someone swiped this off the kitchen counter.
Yeah, I know. Cats HATE fruit.
I also hate fruit but old men are supposed to eat fruit.
Fruit is good for you, but be careful of mandarin oranges if you take Lipitor.
I don’t take anything.
Then the fruit is ok. 🙂
It gives me the shits though.
Hey breaking news! a cat appeared….
Now, going to give it the finger.
Well, fail here. The flipping the finger at a Panther causes the Panther to roll over and demand the finger scratches its ears.
No million view youtube video for us today!
For the runny poopies, try drinking Zing Zang Bloody Mary mix without vodka. Works like a charm.
A right hemi colectomy in 1995 sort of accelerates the shit thing. The Hershey Highway is kind of an Interstate LOL
Oh, man. That was before anasthesia. I was relieved to see the Da Vinci machine. Kinda.
Don’t you have anything better to do with your time than worry about this crap?
Gus says he’s sober now! If this is true, HALLELUJAH!
Like, “I totally forgot to have a real life. Damn it!” 😂
Get a job, go to AA meetings, and cancel Twitter. Sky’s the limit, baby!
Warning!!!!
I am currently watching Ascension on Amazon Prime.
It was labeled MA because of nudity etc.
I am half way through episode two and not even any side boob!
Do NOT be fooled…..
Thanks for the heads-up!
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeXJtUmV/
Another creepy-ass cat 🐈⬛!
And Bunk hasn’t said anything because he knows I’m full of shit. So what are you Mr. classy? I deserved it😆. He’s a good boss and we should all appreciate him.
Been distracted by ISTE. He wanted to know the colour of peoples’ belly button lint, so I was asking everyone at Walmart.
It’s ok, honey. Bunk is here late at night usually. Glad to see you!
Yeah, Koko. Do you go to the bank at 6AM and complain that they’re not open? *phhht*
Yeah that’s me😆
Ditto.
Once I had a doctor’s appointment and the receptionist told me I was a week early. I said, “Okay, I’ll wait,” and took a seat in the waiting area. Got caught up on the magazines that I don’t subscribe to.
Biden addresses “joint session of Congress”. 200 allowed in chamber due to prevailing attitude of sissies in charge.
535 members in both Houses.
Who wasn’t invited?
One side of the aisle. The other side needed the room for social distancing to prevent the spread of head lice.
https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2021/04/28/hollywood-celebrities-gush-over-joe-biden-congressional-address-the-worlds-a-better-place-now/
How embarrassing is it, that these know-nothing maroons are given a platform and allowed to spew their ignorance all over creation? I mean, free speech and all, but these are people adored by thousands, whose attitudes become the subtext of the entire libturd-owned social media cancer-fest.
https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/1387579178678112259
Look what AoS did.
She can’t breathe.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/george%20floyd%2020210428%2001.jpg