Twitter trouble, braddah? We’re here to help.

218 Comments on “Twitter trouble, braddah? We’re here to help.”

  1. ISTE says:

  2. rightymouse says:

    My head hurts.

  3. rightymouse says:

    • Octopus says:

      That would be their parents’ stuff, mostly. They all tend to live at home, into their thirties and sometimes beyond. 😆

  4. rightymouse says:

    I hope Maxine’s Karma points have expired.

    • Bunk X says:

      I was watching the closing arguments for the George Floyd murder case. After the jury was sent out for sequestered deliberations, there were discussions with the Judge and defense. Defense argued that since the jury had not been sequestered over the weekend, it was likely they heard “a certain Senator” calling for civil disturbance if Chauvin was not convicted of murder. Since the jury may have been tainted, defense is asking for a mistrial.

      • Octopus says:

        Circus 🎪 🤡!

        • Bunk X says:

          No mistrial as the judge had directed jurors to stay away from the news media last Friday before he dismissed them. He did, however, cut to the chase and called out Maxine by name, that what she did was “abhorrent” and she’s too stupid to understand the US Constitution, let alone common law, and she reminds him of a loud obnoxious dried prune having passed through the gastrointestinal tract of Oliver Willis.

  5. rightymouse says:

  6. Octopus says:

    Except for the checks, of course. 😆

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  9. Octopus says:

    Got the exact response of horrified outrage from the school that it talks about — imagine forking over the kind of dough this shitty SJW-factory demands, to have your child turned into another one of these idiot robots.

  10. Octopus says:


    Chonky’s in desperate need of some new material. To make bigger pants, I mean.

    • Bunk Strutts says:

      00425643 08697 44 Charles Mon, Oct 27, 2003 8:16:25am
      We didn’t have a DOS attack. We got linked from Andrew Sullivan, Metafilter, Steven Den Beste, and lots of other places today, and our traffic went through the roof. The user count was accurate; the initial rush has subsided.

      • Octopus says:

        The Reddit Firehose, and whatnot. Back when Chonky was a player. Brief Moments Of Glory. 😎

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  12. Octopus says:

    Greenwald is factually correct, of course. Idiots like Seth Rogen and Chonky have nothing to counter with, besides personally abusive gibberish.

  13. Octopus says:

    He really fucking loves science! 😆

    Not to mention, referring to little toy-looking drones as “helicopters.” I realize the tech-y issues of developing the right rotor-configuration to make it fly in the thin atmosphere, but geez, Louise. It’s a tiny drone, not a helicopter. 😆



  14. Octopus says:

    You lost me at, “SNL still does a great of parody.” you miserable aging doom-rocker. 😆

    To think, I once had a cassette tape of Smiths “hits” that I actually listened to for a few weeks. Well, we all have skeletons in our closets, who come out and play occasionally when we need humbliing.

  15. rightymouse says:

    WTH??? 😯

  16. rightymouse says:

    Maxine needs to go!

  17. rightymouse says:


    • Octopus says:

      She’s a meme, this gal. Amazing pic. Noice milkers! 🥛

      • rightymouse says:

        As my son likes to say – “jiggity, jiggity!”

        • Octopus says:

          Good man! Appreciate the winmensk.

        • rightymouse says:

          • Octopus says:


            I hate myself for being so easily hypnotized. One day, I’m going to walk in front of a bus, distracted by the scenery. 😆

          • Octopus says:

            Sidenote: a younger female colleague of mine underwent breast-reduction surgery recently, and it was for very good medical reasons. Her back was killing her, and her boobs were just too big for her frame. She actually looks better now. So, bigger isn’t always better.

            On the other hand… I still feel she passed up a lucrative career in porn. And that’s probably for the best, too. 😄

          • Octopus says:

            Sidenote: “sideboob”

  18. rightymouse says:


  19. rightymouse says:

    Whitmer is a commie hypocrite. Sorry, Octo!

  20. rightymouse says:

    Mainstream media = Fake news. CNN & The New York Times seem to be the leaders and all the others follow.

  21. rightymouse says:

    For the sidebar!

  22. Octopus says:

    Btw, Whitmer and her staff made multiple trips to Florida during the time she was preaching to us child-proles. She’s the biggest hypocrite in Governor Land!

    • rightymouse says:

      Sorry about that! Our RINO Governor was such a wuss that the Legislature had to take away his toys. That won’t kick in right away, but the mask mandate needs to go away. Speaking of masks – restaurants still insist on them in Florida, in spite of no mandate. Weird.

  23. Octopus says:

    Get ready for the Big Pivot to “Global Warming Crisis,” kids.

  24. rightymouse says:

    Dude. You voted for him. AND! He’s now best buddies with Mooch. You should be grateful!!

  25. rightymouse says:

    Cats are weird.

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  26. Octopus says:

    Boy, was I late to this party 😆

  27. Octopus says:

    Well, Black Mirror’s best episode aside, this seems like a very good idea in today’s climate of political insanity where police officers are jailed for doing their jobs. Let this good boy handle it!

    • Bunk X says:

      Watched that Black Mirror episode more than once. Same with the one titled “White Bear.”

      • Octopus says:

        That “White Bear”-episode was great, too. I need to watch it again.

        • Bunk X says:

          Everyone taking video, nobody helping. Just like real life these days.

          • Octopus says:

            I can’t stand those shots with everyone standing around filming on their phones, while something stupid is going on, like an imbecile fighting with police. Or two bunnies are boxing.

  28. rightymouse says:

    It sneauxed here last night. 😦

  29. rightymouse says:

  30. rightymouse says:

    Cats are assholes theme continues….

  31. Octopus says:

    Cash-flow problems in Denver! 😆

  32. ISTE says:


  33. rightymouse says:

    For some reason, I thought of the guys here. 😆

  34. ISTE says:

    I wish I could take care of the street dogs but Natasha says NO!

  35. rightymouse says:

    They need to add Pelosi and Maxine Waters in the pic.

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  37. Octopus says:

    Oy, gevalt! This thing gave me an instant pain, behind the left eyeball. 🤕🤮

    Say a prayer for the poor person of whatever unspecified, fluid gender who ends up with this critter, for any length of time. 🙏

  38. Octopus says:

    That ANYONE is so stooped as to think the MSM is anything but in bed 69’ng with the Far Left, diametrically opposed to anything remotely resembling a conservative notion, is more outlandish than expecting either Chonky or Gus to straighten up and look for a job. 😂😂

  39. Octopus says:

    Whatcha drinkin’ tonight, Gustav? Getting into the Pappy Van Winkle you’ve been saving for a special Hump Day evening?

    Go get them woketurds, boy! Give ‘em Hell. 🤬👹😵

  40. Octopus says:


    And moobs. Big ones. Pendulous and sweaty.

  41. Octopus says:

    Who would win the debate, Chonky or Uncle Gropey? Discuss amongst yourselves. Sidebar.

  42. Octopus says:


  43. rightymouse says:

    I was watching Tucker, dagnabit! Congrats!

  44. Octopus says:

    Helpful to who, exactly? You don’t do any work. All you do is beg and whine. 😆

  45. Octopus says:

    It flashes a message on the screen, “Git the fuck out, you have no clue how to do any of this.”

  46. Octopus says:

    The money/power grab of the colossal boondoggle of “Climate Crisis OMFG” has been known about for months, Fatass. With the massive failure of wind/solar beginning to make even libturds take notice, while the climate refuses to change in any way whatsoever, the greedy elitists who are raking billions off the plot worldwide are desperate to re-ignite the hysteria with a media blitz in the first summer of Uncle Gropey’s illegitimate reign. It’s going to be nauseating.

  47. Octopus says:

    This is kind of mesmerizing. 😆

  48. Bunk X says:

    For anyone who needs it.

  49. rightymouse says:

    It sneauxed AGAIN last night. 😦

  50. rightymouse says:


    • rightymouse says:

      MSM. Pathetic.

  51. rightymouse says:

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  53. rightymouse says:

    Going for sidebar.

  54. rightymouse says:

    What the….????

  55. Bunk X says:

    This is code for something.

    • rightymouse says:

    • Octopus says:

      Code for: Open up your loading docks, boys – I’m bringing you the Brinks trucks full of filthy moolah you ordered!

      The media blitz is on. Greta Thunberg is back, threatening us as usual. The Climate Crisis OMFG!-specials are airing on every channel, in the coming weeks, starting last night. Kids were BOMBARDED with bullshit eco-hysteria in every classroom in America yesterday. Gird your loins, it’s going to be a rough flight through the windmills of insanity.

  56. dezzez says:

    Some loser blocked a loser, loser enters meltdown mode.

  57. Bunk Xs says:

    Happy Earth Day from London

  58. Octopus says:

    He’s the best roommate ever. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      Every now and then I think about compiling a list of Gus’ 50 Best Tweets. It’d be an impossible task – there are too many that would qualify, and dozens would be tied for first.

  59. Octopus says:

    They still have the “Ray And Pete” page up, for this defunct radio show in Detroit that first introduced me to the lovable lushes. I’m so happy to hear some of these again! Like, “You don’t have friends,” one of my faves:

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    Many more here:

  60. Octopus says:

    Ride the decline! 😆

    It’s all downhill from here, Chonkster. Rockin’ ponytail, though. Hele on, bra.

  61. rightymouse says:

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  63. dezzez says:

    Maybe cancel some streaming services.
    Find an apartment your social security can cover, your vanity blog sure cant help.
    Eat less, you dont have to be a life support system for fat cells
    Get a gob, yeah I laughed too.

    • Bunk X says:

      Everyone I know stuck it on their refrigerators next to the arugula coupons.

    • rightymouse says:

      He’s just letting his fan base know that the money went fast so they need to cough up more bucks to his begging bowl.

      • rightymouse says:

        What Fatso doesn’t realize is that his fan base went through their checks too & he wasn’t even on the list.

  64. Bunk X says:

    Chug Life.