Charles gets the wiggles.
Posted: April 7, 2021 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: .gif animation, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, earthquake, Sage of Culver City, twitter, Yikes. 187 Comments
A real wiggler right there. 😆
This is accurate.
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I remember those days. Traffic came to a screeching halt. Same thing happens in the D.C./Northern Virginia area too. 😯
No snow days here, but they’d go on late schedule for an 1/8-inch drizzle. 3 drops and it’s a downpour.
Now do the murder of the Uber driver in DC, you tub of lard.
Bunk – saw this and thought you may like it for Tacky Racoons. 🙂
Wind? Methane leak? Demons?

Where did you find it?
Last night’s overnight thread at Instapundit. You’ll have to wade through a lot of comments to find it. I’ll make sure to post a link if I post anything from there again.
Try this.
Cool. Thanks.
Yeah, I like to credit sources when possible. Images can be traced with Tineye, but not .gifs.
There’s a swarm of earthquakes every day in California. Alaska, too. Duh.
I was in LA when a nasty one hit in 1987. I was in the Wang building overlooking the freeway in Culver City. The freeway was rolling. Scary!
Yeah I remember that one. I was living with the Lizard at the time. Her cat went nuts, then she got pissed at me because I didn’t.
Ummmm..we talking ex-wife = Lizard?
NOOOO!
I met her at a party, she was a lot of fun. I asked her if she’d ever seen the Grand Canyon, and at midnight, we hit the road, drove non-stop. Slept in the car on the north rim.
I made the mistake of moving in with her after she broke up with her boyfriend. He warned me about her, too. Real bi-polar chick. Got so bad I decided to move out, and left without warning.
I took my washer and dryer with me, too. Left her wet clothes on the kitchen counter.
Good thing you didn’t marry her! 😯
Not blogwhoring, but this is an amazing engineering feat.
Amazing!!!
Just got home from driving 13 hours today, with the wife jumping in for about an hour in the middle of all that. It was fine, except for a half-hour slowdown at the Cinci bridge. I listened to a lot of great music, from the likes of sad sacks like Townes, Blaze Foley, Guy Clark, and others of that ilk. I like music from desperate souls, almost as much as I like music from happier moods, that make you dance. I like good music from across the range of human experience, the more honest the better. I still like Lucinda Williams, politics be damned. 🙂
“Lupe and Lil” were his two lovebirds at the time, and he threw them in the song. When Emmylou Harris covered his song a few years later, leading to a big hit on whatever charts she registered, her producer changed the words to something else that was nonsensical but sort of love-songy, to make it less personal to Townes or something.
Blaze Foley was a good friend of Townes’, who also went on to drink himself to death. Lucinda Williams knew these guys from the Nashville scene, long before she became popular herself, and tried to befriend Blaze and save him from the demons that consumed him. That didn’t work.
https://americansongwriter.com/drunken-angel-by-lucinda-williams-behind-the-song/
She wrote “Drunken Angel” about him, and it was a minor hit for her on her best album:
This song became a hit for John Prine.
I love this video. Just traveling through some snowy country.
“A medley of my hit.” 😆
The story is that Townes was a good, smart little boy in a very strict Texas household, until one day around fifth-grade the teacher informed the class that the sun was gradually burning out, and would explode and go dark in a few million years. This upset Townes so much, he kept referring to it for years, as the reason he wouldn’t go along with the program anymore, and had decided to do whatever he wanted in life. With a few exceptions, that is exactly how he lived the rest of his life. One of our greatest songwriters, but he lived a short life, and caused a lot of heartache for the people who loved him.
P.S. I remember when this was a big hit song for Willie Nelson, during the Country Craze of the early-80’s. I knew nothing of Townes at that time, which is pretty much a universal thing. He sabotaged his possible stardom at every turn, like my rock faves of the time, “The Replacements.”
I’d heard him play that song and could have sworn that John Prine wrote it.
The young girl mentioned this song, at the end of “Pancho And Lefty:”
Townes’ son tells a story of how his Dad used to lock himself into a small closet in their home, and not come out until he had a song finished. One time he was in there for three days, and came out with this peppy little number. Imagine the joy! 😆
A couple of people had hits with this Townes song, including Guy Clark:
Good to see you got back safely!! 🙂
It was a pleasant drive. Next one’s coming in July, a trip out West. I think we’re going to base ourselves in Vegas for a week or so, and take day trips from there, along with blowing a few bucks in the casino. Wife keeps changing the itinerary, so we’ll see. 😄
We’re planning on going to Thailand this year, but it will have to be after they lift the quarantines.
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Very good question.
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gfycat.com
Good boy! 😂
Yep.
Another closeted multi-culti White Supremacist! Boy, they’re running rampant these days. It was so much easier to keep an eye on them, and write the boilerplate narrative, when they were WHITE!
https://interactive.guim.co.uk/embed/2014/apr/image-opacity-slider-master/index.html?ww2-dday
This is pretty cool – I like the way you flip the pics, here.
Brought tears to my eyes!
Swiped from Instapundit.
Broken clock….
Fatso still think he has a chance with Willis. 😆
How many celebs has Fatso tried to latch on to hoping for financial assistance?? Stephen King, Oliver Willis, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow. Who am I missing?
Cher. Mia Farrow. Nancy Sinatra. Sharmuta.
PAAAAAAAAAMMMMM!!!
Oliver is another 24/7 twitterer like Gus.
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07671864 34618 568 Charles Tue, Sep 8, 2009 10:35:38am
re: #545 Spare O’Lake
He’s committed more troops to Afghanistan and he isn’t wavering on Iraq.
And the speech he gave today to schoolchildren was GREAT. I wish all presidents would do things like that
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Great callback!
Someone should tweet that in a resp oh wait…
And this is after he took leave of his right mind, so he can’t say he was “misled.” 😆
He not only contradicts himself, he contradicts Obama fan Ollie at the same time. 😀
Going out to dinner soon at our favorite Chinese restaurant. Very upscale & delicious. 🙂 No anglo-American, buffet style crap.
Just the good cat, in the chop suet. From the deli-cat-essen, located in the finest alley in town. 😆
That reminds me, I need to make some more of that delicious egg drop soup. It was so good! 😋
Also, it’s quite lo-cal, and filling. I gained five lbs on vacation, which isn’t terrible considering how well we ate, and those drinks by the pool or ocean most afternoons. I want to go back!! 🥲
*suey
Go to Hell, Spelchek. 😄
Up yours, Octopus. :p
I’ll get you one day, Spelchek! Make you eat that dictionary.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/777297619147578/permalink/789037971306876/
Making soup.
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I’m sensing a disconnect. From reality, among other things. 😆
There’s a whole slew of such videos on TikTok, Youtube and Twitter, with hysterical ninnies screaming at people for not properly wearing their face diapers. Some funny comebacks, too.
Ace posted this gem, yesterday:
Not sure what she’s having a melt-down about. The other woman had a mask on too.
IT WASN’T OVER HER NOSE THE WHOLE TIME!!!
This girl has been driven insane by the hysteria.
I never wear mine over my nose and the one time an older guy in a restaurant (I was coming in and he was going out) told me to put it over my nose I barked “NO” and kept walking past the SOB.
I don’t put it over my nose, either. I had the Covid, I’ve had my first vaccine shot, and the second one is on the 15th. I’m immune! Go cry, stupid. 😂
h/t Eaglesoars at The Mothership.
Bunk. That’s CREEPY! 😯
I’m shocked that they haven’t pushed him down the stairs hard, yet. You know it’s coming. Kamala, man!
SRSLY?! 😆
That’s Gusnark.
Cats are assholes.
Gross!
Cats are assholes.
Yep. Assholes.
They really are! 😂
Food for thought!
For Bunk…
https://imgur.com/r/Minecraft/c4YqfF5
I don’t quite get it, but it’s kinda cool.
Prince Philip has died.
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/queen-elizabeth-enters-8-days-mourning-prince-philips-death
“Heartworn Highways,” is the name of the doc I’m deep into this evening. Won’t bother anyone with anymore Americana from these drunky Americans, but it’s really good stuff, if you want to check it out. I’ve been poor, and I’ve been relatively rich in this land, over the past sixty years, and it’s good to know both sides. Not to mention, the drunk and sober sides, which every Irish-American should know all about. Me, I love a good drink, but I also love waking up feeling good, buzzing with good health. I remember reading some Jim Morrison lyrics, back in the day, where the Lizard King lamented, “I’ll never wake up in a good mood again.” Fuck that. Take it easy, hombre. 🙂
Is that on Netflix or something? The missus and I are on the lookout for new stuff for Saturday nights. Meanwhile, I’m heavy into Unknown Hinson right now.
I downloaded it off Pirate Bay – it used to be on YouTube, but the complete movie got deleted on copyright grounds. There are still a bunch of clips there.
I love Unknown Hinson! 😂
“Ugly Things” is an awesome song.
you gave the dog my supper
you had sex with my brother
you’ve done some ugly things
for such
such a pretty girl
Morning!!!
21 years! 😄
A lifetime! 😯
My boy snuck by 2 forms of birth control. I couldn’t take the Pill (caused horrible problems) so we used other stuff.
My sis-in-law claims she was on the pill for both of her kids inceptions. 🤨
Fatso’s begging again.
Times are tough all over! 😂
Get a frickin’ job, Fatass.
Guess he’s blown Biden’s hand-out already.
Al Jarreau albums are flying off the shelves, especially Live In Japan.
And my video continues to get rave reviews on YouTube. 😆
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https://imgur.com/gallery/ayOS3d6
I need to get one of these mugs. 😆
An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.”
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: “Then you used to kiss me.” Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: “Then you used to bite my neck.” Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
“Where are you going?” she asked. “To get my teeth!”
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My crow friends only bring me shiny/pretty objects, never currency. 🤨
Linky no worky. 😦
Dammit!
Last Chance:
https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/AsNTbcPlSqC3oI7dYWwMPw.kc4pZA_bFWJs-HVOxz60Ve
Btw, I had a good business relationship going with my crow-friend at the Sandpearl, until suddenly he stopped returning my gifts. My wife figured it out – a cursed starling had discovered the game, and stole the cracker. Starlings don’t give a damn about quid pro quo. They’re all about themselves.
We had a Mynah bird in Bangkok when I was a kid. That’s the extent of my bird interactions.
They don’t give a sh*t about you either.
Ten quatloos sez he’s going to try & latch on to Harry & Me-again.
Suddenly, they’re racist and corrupt. Because Meghan made up a bullshit story to tell Oprah. 😂
More things Chuck doesn’t give a sh*t about’
Personal hygiene, soap, shampoo, clean clothes, honesty, integrity, morality and diets.
Just passing through. The human body is a strange and complicated thing.
A bit of background. I currently do not have a job and so days and nights are kind of interchangeable. If I do not deliberately try to regulate my awake time and my sleep time I tend to drift into a pattern of waking at 3pm or later and then going to bed at 4-5am. It varies.
Well, at 4am it is quite cool here still and so bed time means curl up under blankets. By wake up time at 3pm it is hot and I am sweating profusely!
Another part of the background is I drink more than I should. Those five liter boxes of red wine are evil. It is easy to just keep having a nice glass of wine, and then another, and another…
An easy way of consuming a lot of calories per day ( and I use the word “day” to describe awake time ) and then there are meal times.
Meal times consist of some type of meat or fish, veggies, cheese, eggs etc. Not bulky mash and stuffing or pasta because I am full of wine and just need tasty snacks. Not really hungry as my main source of “food” was wine.
Then I quit drinking….
Now, where am I going with this you may ask. Go on, ask!
Well? Spill it, sir. 😀
Well, to cut a long story short.
A few days after stopping drinking I woke up as usual, mid afternoon, sweating and the bed stank!
Nail polish remover and over ripe bananas.
Blamed the cats for pissing on the bed.
Same the next day…..
My diet while drinking was about as strict of a Keto diet as it gets but I did not know. A meal to me while drinking would be a can of tuna, a handful of sharp cheddar cheese and a squirt of mayo mixed up in a dish. Fuck the bread, eat it with a spoon.
Snack would be half a 12oz summer sausage. Breakfast 4 scrambled eggs and bacon.
High fat solid food, high carbs liquid food.
.Remove the wine then I started to stink.
No comment needed.
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Good grief!! 😯
That was mean! 😦
Yes it was. Poor doggie.
6:49pm eight shots fired. Four then four.
No blood curdling screams….
Mexicans can’t fucking hit anything..
lol.
Al Green, people. My soul brother. Well, one of many. I love the good musics. One of my best friends is doing an elimination poll trying to find a consensual top-five soul music songs of all-time, and he’s missing so many candidates, I want to slap him silly. 😆
Hello, I am Prince. This is what I do.
I took my wife and a few of our friends to the incredible Prince show in Detroit, back when he was promoting the Purple Rain album. I was blown away, and the young hot black girl in our party was near-hysterical at times during the show. I mean, she was overwhelmed, and about 22.
Prince was an incredible guitarist! This one is my favorite.
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For the men here. 😆
That looks like a very stable firing position. 😀
As my gun enthusiast son would say – “her feet are turned out properly”.
😄 Indeed!
Comments referencing “heavy load”, “firing downrange” and “ejecting a round” could be considered in bad taste.
https://dossier.substack.com/p/the-big-lie-how-covid-19-became-a
This article borders on conspiracy theory, but it raises some very intriguing questions. Especially now that Michigan is experiencing a third or fourth-wave of Covid that has authorities threatening to shut everything down again.
Kate Upton @11 years ago.
She’s holding up pretty well…
King is NOT YOUR FRIEND, Fatass! 😂
He wants him badly!!!!
He wants to take care of him, like the woman in “Misery” takes care of James Caan. 😱😂
He must, because he tweeted that dumb tweet at King twice.
Be careful, King! 😱
FWIW, there’s supposed to be a white supremist rally at 1pm PST at the Huntington Beach Pier, and BLM is expected to show up for brunch at 11. All of the attendees are from out of town, and probably from L.A. County. Live webcam here:
https://hbcams.com/
I’ve been there! We spent an afternoon right there, a couple of years ago.
Mongo and I watched waves destroy the end of the old pier around 1983. Waves were crashing down on it.
I remember that year. I was at the bottom of 9th st.(Thousand Steps) beach pumping concrete to save the houses on the sand. Chasing tides so we could put in a new foundation and seawall. Wild times.
Chunky haz a sad 😢
What if the whole thing was a hoax just like the last time? At least one BM was arrested and another detained.
Nobody was there? Really? 😯
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9459799/More-100-activists-gather-protest-White-Lives-Matter-rally.html
Forgot to mention. I emailed Koko last week. No response, no mailerdaemon bounceback.
I hope he’s okay. He’s a good dude.
Thanks! Miss him!
Such mindless idiocy. 😂
…can only be equaled by another spew from the same sewer-hole:
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Projection is all Fatso has left these days. Sad. 😦
He also has this wedding dress he plans to wear in his wedding to the first wealthy Twitter-celeb who gives him the time of day…
AAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKK! 😯
I want to know if a bride actually wore that thing to her wedding. 😂
If so the groom had to be Mighty Joe Young
Dude…
Will that show up? Prolly not.
https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/yQWvKgxQRYCbxbIoQhLNvw.twmifkFI9_PCp8QWmC5kEs
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I don’t get the joke. 😦
Oops.

Classic! 😆
That’s either a gender-reveal party, or somebody’s birthday. Either way, it’s going to be an eye-opener.
Ouch!!! 😯
Finds new dreck to waste time on!
Note: It’s a series dedicated to bashing America over the head with racial animosity. Of course Chonky is excited!
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/tv/them/s01
This is weird. 😯