Charles gets the wiggles.

Charles says, “Yikes.”

221 Comments on “Charles gets the wiggles.”

  1. rightymouse says:

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    • rightymouse says:

      Now do the murder of the Uber driver in DC, you tub of lard.

  4. rightymouse says:

    Bunk – saw this and thought you may like it for Tacky Racoons. 🙂

  5. windbag says:

    There’s a swarm of earthquakes every day in California. Alaska, too. Duh.

    • rightymouse says:

      I was in LA when a nasty one hit in 1987. I was in the Wang building overlooking the freeway in Culver City. The freeway was rolling. Scary!

      • Bunk X says:

        Yeah I remember that one. I was living with the Lizard at the time. Her cat went nuts, then she got pissed at me because I didn’t.

        • rightymouse says:

          Ummmm..we talking ex-wife = Lizard?

          • Bunk X says:

            I met her at a party, she was a lot of fun. I asked her if she’d ever seen the Grand Canyon, and at midnight, we hit the road, drove non-stop. Slept in the car on the north rim.

            I made the mistake of moving in with her after she broke up with her boyfriend. He warned me about her, too. Real bi-polar chick. Got so bad I decided to move out, and left without warning.

          • Bunk X says:

            I took my washer and dryer with me, too. Left her wet clothes on the kitchen counter.

          • rightymouse says:

            Good thing you didn’t marry her! 😯

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  7. Bunk X says:

    Not blogwhoring, but this is an amazing engineering feat.

    Indiana Bell Building 1930

  8. Octopus says:

    Just got home from driving 13 hours today, with the wife jumping in for about an hour in the middle of all that. It was fine, except for a half-hour slowdown at the Cinci bridge. I listened to a lot of great music, from the likes of sad sacks like Townes, Blaze Foley, Guy Clark, and others of that ilk. I like music from desperate souls, almost as much as I like music from happier moods, that make you dance. I like good music from across the range of human experience, the more honest the better. I still like Lucinda Williams, politics be damned. 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      “Lupe and Lil” were his two lovebirds at the time, and he threw them in the song. When Emmylou Harris covered his song a few years later, leading to a big hit on whatever charts she registered, her producer changed the words to something else that was nonsensical but sort of love-songy, to make it less personal to Townes or something.

  9. Octopus says:

    Blaze Foley was a good friend of Townes’, who also went on to drink himself to death. Lucinda Williams knew these guys from the Nashville scene, long before she became popular herself, and tried to befriend Blaze and save him from the demons that consumed him. That didn’t work.

    She wrote “Drunken Angel” about him, and it was a minor hit for her on her best album:

    • Octopus says:

      This song became a hit for John Prine.

      • Octopus says:

        I love this video. Just traveling through some snowy country.

        • Octopus says:

          “A medley of my hit.” 😆

          The story is that Townes was a good, smart little boy in a very strict Texas household, until one day around fifth-grade the teacher informed the class that the sun was gradually burning out, and would explode and go dark in a few million years. This upset Townes so much, he kept referring to it for years, as the reason he wouldn’t go along with the program anymore, and had decided to do whatever he wanted in life. With a few exceptions, that is exactly how he lived the rest of his life. One of our greatest songwriters, but he lived a short life, and caused a lot of heartache for the people who loved him.

          • Octopus says:

            P.S. I remember when this was a big hit song for Willie Nelson, during the Country Craze of the early-80’s. I knew nothing of Townes at that time, which is pretty much a universal thing. He sabotaged his possible stardom at every turn, like my rock faves of the time, “The Replacements.”

      • Bunk X says:

        I’d heard him play that song and could have sworn that John Prine wrote it.

  10. Octopus says:

    The young girl mentioned this song, at the end of “Pancho And Lefty:”

    Townes’ son tells a story of how his Dad used to lock himself into a small closet in their home, and not come out until he had a song finished. One time he was in there for three days, and came out with this peppy little number. Imagine the joy! 😆

    • Octopus says:

      A couple of people had hits with this Townes song, including Guy Clark:

      • rightymouse says:

        Good to see you got back safely!! 🙂

        • Octopus says:

          It was a pleasant drive. Next one’s coming in July, a trip out West. I think we’re going to base ourselves in Vegas for a week or so, and take day trips from there, along with blowing a few bucks in the casino. Wife keeps changing the itinerary, so we’ll see. 😄

          • rightymouse says:

            We’re planning on going to Thailand this year, but it will have to be after they lift the quarantines.

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    • rightymouse says:

      • Octopus says:

        Another closeted multi-culti White Supremacist! Boy, they’re running rampant these days. It was so much easier to keep an eye on them, and write the boilerplate narrative, when they were WHITE!

  14. Octopus says:

    This is pretty cool – I like the way you flip the pics, here.

  15. rightymouse says:

    Swiped from Instapundit.

  16. rightymouse says:

    Broken clock….

  17. rightymouse says:

    Fatso still think he has a chance with Willis. 😆

  18. rightymouse says:

    Going out to dinner soon at our favorite Chinese restaurant. Very upscale & delicious. 🙂 No anglo-American, buffet style crap.

  19. Bunk X says:


    • Octopus says:

      I’m sensing a disconnect. From reality, among other things. 😆

      There’s a whole slew of such videos on TikTok, Youtube and Twitter, with hysterical ninnies screaming at people for not properly wearing their face diapers. Some funny comebacks, too.

  20. Octopus says:

    I’m shocked that they haven’t pushed him down the stairs hard, yet. You know it’s coming. Kamala, man!

  21. Octopus says:

    SRSLY?! 😆

  22. rightymouse says:

    Cats are assholes.

  23. rightymouse says:

    Food for thought!

  24. Octopus says:

    “Heartworn Highways,” is the name of the doc I’m deep into this evening. Won’t bother anyone with anymore Americana from these drunky Americans, but it’s really good stuff, if you want to check it out. I’ve been poor, and I’ve been relatively rich in this land, over the past sixty years, and it’s good to know both sides. Not to mention, the drunk and sober sides, which every Irish-American should know all about. Me, I love a good drink, but I also love waking up feeling good, buzzing with good health. I remember reading some Jim Morrison lyrics, back in the day, where the Lizard King lamented, “I’ll never wake up in a good mood again.” Fuck that. Take it easy, hombre. 🙂

    • Bunk X says:

      Is that on Netflix or something? The missus and I are on the lookout for new stuff for Saturday nights. Meanwhile, I’m heavy into Unknown Hinson right now.

      • Octopus says:

        I downloaded it off Pirate Bay – it used to be on YouTube, but the complete movie got deleted on copyright grounds. There are still a bunch of clips there.

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  26. rightymouse says:

    Fatso’s begging again.

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    I need to get one of these mugs. 😆

  29. Octopus says:

    An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.”

    Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

    A few moments later she said: “Then you used to kiss me.” Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

    Thirty seconds later she said: “Then you used to bite my neck.” Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

    “Where are you going?” she asked. “To get my teeth!”

  30. Octopus says:

    My crow friends only bring me shiny/pretty objects, never currency. 🤨

  31. rightymouse says:

    They don’t give a sh*t about you either.

    • rightymouse says:

      Ten quatloos sez he’s going to try & latch on to Harry & Me-again.

      • Octopus says:

        Suddenly, they’re racist and corrupt. Because Meghan made up a bullshit story to tell Oprah. 😂

    • dezzez says:

      More things Chuck doesn’t give a sh*t about’
      Personal hygiene, soap, shampoo, clean clothes, honesty, integrity, morality and diets.

  32. ISTE says:

    Just passing through. The human body is a strange and complicated thing.

    A bit of background. I currently do not have a job and so days and nights are kind of interchangeable. If I do not deliberately try to regulate my awake time and my sleep time I tend to drift into a pattern of waking at 3pm or later and then going to bed at 4-5am. It varies.

    Well, at 4am it is quite cool here still and so bed time means curl up under blankets. By wake up time at 3pm it is hot and I am sweating profusely!

    Another part of the background is I drink more than I should. Those five liter boxes of red wine are evil. It is easy to just keep having a nice glass of wine, and then another, and another…

    An easy way of consuming a lot of calories per day ( and I use the word “day” to describe awake time ) and then there are meal times.

    Meal times consist of some type of meat or fish, veggies, cheese, eggs etc. Not bulky mash and stuffing or pasta because I am full of wine and just need tasty snacks. Not really hungry as my main source of “food” was wine.

    Then I quit drinking….

    Now, where am I going with this you may ask. Go on, ask!

    • Octopus says:

      Well? Spill it, sir. 😀

      • ISTE says:

        Well, to cut a long story short.

        A few days after stopping drinking I woke up as usual, mid afternoon, sweating and the bed stank!

        Nail polish remover and over ripe bananas.

        Blamed the cats for pissing on the bed.

      • ISTE says:

        My diet while drinking was about as strict of a Keto diet as it gets but I did not know. A meal to me while drinking would be a can of tuna, a handful of sharp cheddar cheese and a squirt of mayo mixed up in a dish. Fuck the bread, eat it with a spoon.

        Snack would be half a 12oz summer sausage. Breakfast 4 scrambled eggs and bacon.

        High fat solid food, high carbs liquid food.

        .Remove the wine then I started to stink.

  33. ISTE says:

    No comment needed.

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  35. ISTE says:

    6:49pm eight shots fired. Four then four.

    No blood curdling screams….

    Mexicans can’t fucking hit anything..

  36. Octopus says:

    Al Green, people. My soul brother. Well, one of many. I love the good musics. One of my best friends is doing an elimination poll trying to find a consensual top-five soul music songs of all-time, and he’s missing so many candidates, I want to slap him silly. 😆

  37. Octopus says:

    Hello, I am Prince. This is what I do.

    I took my wife and a few of our friends to the incredible Prince show in Detroit, back when he was promoting the Purple Rain album. I was blown away, and the young hot black girl in our party was near-hysterical at times during the show. I mean, she was overwhelmed, and about 22.

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    For the men here. 😆

  41. Octopus says:

    This article borders on conspiracy theory, but it raises some very intriguing questions. Especially now that Michigan is experiencing a third or fourth-wave of Covid that has authorities threatening to shut everything down again.

  42. Octopus says:

    King is NOT YOUR FRIEND, Fatass! 😂

  43. Bunk X says:

    FWIW, there’s supposed to be a white supremist rally at 1pm PST at the Huntington Beach Pier, and BLM is expected to show up for brunch at 11. All of the attendees are from out of town, and probably from L.A. County. Live webcam here:

  44. Bunk X says:

    Forgot to mention. I emailed Koko last week. No response, no mailerdaemon bounceback.

  45. Octopus says:

    Such mindless idiocy. 😂

  46. Octopus says:

    Will that show up? Prolly not.

  47. Octopus says:

    Finds new dreck to waste time on!

    Note: It’s a series dedicated to bashing America over the head with racial animosity. Of course Chonky is excited!

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  49. rightymouse says:

    This is weird. 😯

  50. rightymouse says:

    Trump lives on in Fatso’s fevered mind. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      What a stupid tweet. Yeesh.

      • Octopus says:

        He’s insane. 😂

      • dezzez says:

        Chuck wants the lock-downs to be permanent, he doesn’t care who dies, how many families lose their livelihoods or their homes or other basic needs, he doesn’t care if it destroys the economy or how many people go hungry.
        He cares about Chuck and a few petty stimulus checks here and there, and that pathetic gravy train is gonna come to a halt, that infuriates the slothful mooch, so he lashes out at anyone who doesn’t keep preaching doom and gloom.

  51. Bunk x says:


    I am very busy nowadays, besides my job I do Uber Eats delivery. I am married now and have a kid on the way so that’s my focus. I am saving money to buy a house, but Florida proceeds have skyrocketed.

    As for politics, it’s a sham game. Both parties just pit people against each other. So I don’t have interest in current events. I’m into history and sports only nowadays.

    • poteen2 says:

      Good to hear he’s still plugging away. Good for him on the growing family. That’s what life is about.
      Also good on the history study. The answers to all modern issues can be found in history.
      It’s all been done before.

      “The bane of man is that he forgets”

      • Bunk X says:

        Rodan knows his shit in that department. On one of the BlogMock Radio podcasts he went off on a tangent about the Maronites. I’d never heard of them.

        • Octopus says:

          He makes a valid point, and I support everyone’s right to spend their time thinking about things that give them pleasure. On the other hand, to paraphrase an old saying, “You may not be interested in politics, but politics is interested in you.”

          • Octopus says:

            I recall from reading the Iron Fist story at Blogmocracy that Rodan got very heated about his NeverTrump position. I think a lot of people should avoid obsessing about politics, which is an inescapable facet of life, but not something you can control. It’s like trying to control the ocean, during a hurricane or tsunami. Tie yourself to a tree, and pray.

          • Bunk X says:

            “NOT EVERYBODY is comfortable with the idea that politics is a guilty addiction. But it is. They are addicts, and they are guilty and they do lie and cheat and steal—like all junkies. And when they get in a frenzy, they will sacrifice anything and anybody to feed their cruel and stupid habit, and there is no cure for it.” Hunter S. Thompson

          • Octopus says:

            There should be a pic of Shrillary atop that quote. 😄

        • rightymouse says:

          Glad to hear he’s ok. Hope he can turn over the keys to the joint.

  52. Octopus says:

    More insanity from the fetid bunker:

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  54. Bunk X says:

    “He don’t give a shit – he’s a fucking raven.”

    • Octopus says:


      Love ravens!

      • Octopus says:

        Back when we owned a parrot, our first pet, my uncle made what I thought was kind of a dumb comment: “Birds should be out in nature, not indoors.” We let our parrot fly around the house a bit, but usually he was on or in his cage, with the door open. He was very smart, talked a lot, and you could handle him with no fear of him biting you. Then he got giardia, and died a horrible choking death. We tried to save him, and the vet took advantage of us. It was really sad.

        That said, now I agree with my uncle, pretty much. Birds should be out in nature, unless they’re injured and need help, or unless one adopts you and insists on being part of your family, which does happen but rarely. I do enjoy making friends with crows and ravens, but they stay outside. You can talk to them just as easily when they’re sitting in a tree next to the patio.

        • Bunk X says:

          Roommate in college had a cockatiel named Max who drank beer out of a shot glass and loved pot seeds. He liked masturbating on a plant hanger, too.

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    • rightymouse says:

      Moore wants Whitmer to double-down on on failed shut-downs. Just like a dumb-ass liberal – when all else fails, keep going for failure.

  57. rightymouse says:

    So! We’re heading to Florida tomorrow morning. Hubby’s cousin’s cancer has come back after years of it being under control, so we’re going to go see her.

  58. ISTE says:

    • Bunk X says:

      I used to have a subscription to The Weekly World News. It was great for stuff like that, and if you read an article there was usually a tiny bit of truth to the story. The “op eds” were legendary.