Ninety Days In The Hole
Posted: April 2, 2021 Filed under: Alexa, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Alexa Stats, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Johnson, LGF, LGF Stats, Little Green Footballs, Sage of Culver City, traffic 124 CommentsMe: “Alexa, show me a graph of a dying blog.“
Alexa: “Is it little, green and deflated?”
Me: “Yes.”
Alexa: “Does it have a pony tail?”
Me: “Yes. It’s magical and jazzy.”
Alexa: “Lol. Check it out. Here’s 31 December 2020 to 1 April 2021.”
Johnson’s ride is steady as he blows, and the February bump didn’t help him much. Gotta feed those bots, Charles. Alexa has some other features, like this:
That’s the LGF audience by nation for the last 90 days. For comparison, here’s the same world coverage for *ahem* another blog for just one week:
Sure, Lolo Grease Fumbles gets more traffic, but very limited attention world-wide. Like none. Keep your chins up, Chuck. It’s all downhill from here.
Oh wait. One more thing:
[Source: https://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/littlegreenfootballs.com#section_traffic]
The Diary of Daedalus 
Too much catnip. 😆
Too much Satan. 👹
Too much labrador.
Stolen and reposted on FB.
🙂 🙂
That’s quite a collection of crazy. 😂
I thought this was interesting.
Cool. Where’d you find it?
Instapundit overnight thread.
Couldn’t find it. Guess I’ll have to credit you for the source. 😀
Bunk – congrats on your stats! 🙂
Fatso SUCKS!!!
I was surprised at how many countries showed up in just one week. If I expand the time bracket I own the world.
BTW, that WorPdress editing workaround doesn’t work here because I’m not the site owner.
Any clue where Rodan is these days?
Nope. He went completely dark. I spoke with Coldwarrior yesterday, he said the same thing. No response to emails or phone calls. Zip. Not even a “fuckoff quit calling me” message.
He told me that the Latin Kings were after him at one time causing him to leave New York, but that was years ago. Last I heard he was taking care of his parents, working at an IT job and driving Uber. I assume he’s still in Tampa. Could be he’s dead.
One of the things I do well is find missing people. Email me the details, name etc. & I’ll see if I can find him.
Will do.
Thanks!
Heh. Just checked the stats for this place. We’ve got similar global coverage. 😀
🙂 🙂
Someone in China likes us.
OTOH, someone in China might think our DoD means something else.
Now do Commies & Socialists…
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1377798589334884353
Mr. Obvious chimes in, yes Chuck, trying to run people over and carve them up is no accident.
At least as long as you assume he isn’t a black man, then you will scream they shot an unarmed man because the cops are racist nazis.
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1378043615080017925
And it begins, so predictable.
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1378075503152791556
So stupid as well.
Yeah, they just released the guys name and a photo, Nation of Islam follower and a black man, so lots of folks have egg on their faces, and it didn’t take Chunk long retweet bigots like that.
I’ll never understand why liberals feel the need to get all huffy and defensive when a perp ain’t white.
Or Christian.
As far as I’m concerned he wasn’t killed fast enough. Tell it to Farrakhan asshole. He’ll understand.
Suicide by cop is a possibility. Also, once news got out about the MuzzBro connection, Facebook memory holed his account.
He was well-educated by the racists who push CRT, BLM and NOI.
Facebook has scrubbed his account.
https://www.dailywire.com/news/facebook-quickly-scrubs-capitol-assailant-noah-greens-facebook-page-praising-farrakhan-as-jesus?%3Futm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=dwtwitter
And just like that, it never happened. 😆
Leaving to get my first COVID shot in half an hour.
Done and doing fine so far.
No 3rd arm?
Nope. A Dr. friend told me to take a Motrin or Tylenol right after and then 6 hours later. So I took the first Motrin already.
Had my first shot last week.
No problems.
Except for the 2 little horns growing out of my forehead.
But that happens sometimes.
There’s some cream for that problem.
Happy Easter weekend!!
Hello, Kate Upton! Haven’t seen much of her since Verlander locked that down. 😄
😆
Needs a shelf for the Tullamore Dew body wash.
AMEN!!!
All of these are good laffs! 😂
His endeavor into capitalism/fundraising failed, too.
Update on 1st COVID shot. Arm a bit sore this morning when I woke up. Took another Motrin and went for walkies with our pooch. Am fine right now. Motrin ROCKS! 🙂
Peter Buttigieg is such slimy poser. Yuck!
And nobody’s doing dick about it.
https://twitter.com/Kekeflipnote/status/1378034391872638980
😆
I think that’s Grace Jones’ cat.
I just cant even, just how big are the beams in fatso’s eyes?
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1378436029141676034
There’s money to be made, Chuck! Set up a paywall for LGF! Do it! DO IT!
Happy Easter! Am making deviled eggs and curried shrimp to take to a friend’s house for Easter brunch. 🙂
Happy American Easter, peeps!
I’m still at the beach 🏖. Seagulls and waves merge into a lullaby. Time for another nap, already?! 😁
Oh, yeah … I made another crow-friend yesterday. Traded him a half shortbread cookie for a perfect pink seashell. I’ll try another swap this afternoon—maybe he’ll bring me somebody’s lost jewelry. 😎
Be careful. They tend to crap everywhere! 😯
He can crap on the porch, if he wants.
Prediction, When Chuck wakes up, he says something foul about Easter.
Happy Easter everyone, except you lardass.
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1378508480265527297
Whoa! That must have been after Pam stiff-armed him. 😂
Released in the US in October 2011. That was the same year and month Andrew Breitbart called in to BlogMock Radio and gave Charles the nics Magical Jazzy Ponytail and Fuckface.
I think you’re right about getting jilted by Pam. While I was looking through the archives, I found this gem. The comments are fun.
It was a flashmob!
Someone even posted this classic. Fun times.
This, too:
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/76317911706378240?s=20
Dollars to donuts all the people defending Chonky back in ‘12 are either banned or just lost interest with his awful deadblog. 😂
Fatso LOVED Weiner! Considered him a rising star in the Donkey Party. The only thing he got right was the “rising” part. 😆
I mean, the creep was married to Shrillary’s handmaiden, with the terrorist-supporting mother and experience herself in the family business.
https://nypost.com/2016/08/21/huma-abedin-worked-at-a-radical-muslim-journal-for-10-years/
No wonder Radical Chonky was fully on board! 😅
Chuck was dejected once Weiner took ownership of the svantzshot. https://diaryofdaedalus.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/cj-lost-2.jpg
What a loser! 😄
He actually retweeted Pee-wee Herman, way to go porky.
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1378750541262622720
I’d retweet it, too, but I only go to twitter to see what Gus is up to.
ALL YOU GUYS WAKE UP!
Nice l’il bum! 😃
I’ve spent a lot of time at the pool this week, and I am beyond jaded now, with the amount of prime filly I’ve had to visually process. I mean, I should be slapped, for some of the thoughts. 😎😂
Hubby tries to suck in his gut when he’s around hot chicks.
Impressive gut-control! 😂
You can’t blame guys for seeing what’s right in their faces. It’s nature. We can’t control our instincks. My Code demands that I keep any peeping on the secret side-eye, and say nothing. Oblivious. No low whistles. No turning your head sideways to follow a butt-flossed babe’s progress around the pool. Nothing! 😎
😆
My hubby’s reflexes are on auto-pilot.
😆
Too much turbulence in those skies, for auto-pilot. I’m from the “Happy wife, happy life” school. 😇
You can’t make me look, minx! 😇
I said no!
She doesn’t have a rib cage.
AMEN!!!
Wow! I remember when she was foaming at the mouth-mad about Dubya being President. And white girls getting their rap songs on the radio, while her career languished.
She voted for Trump in 2016.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azealia_Banks
Interesting! She’s a convert to the Good Cause. 😃
Bet Charles got wobbly this morning – 4.0 earthquake in Lennox (L.A. area) at 4:44AM. There was another smaller one about a half hour earlier. The missus felt it, but it didn’t wake me.
https://earthquaketrack.com/quakes/2021-04-05-11-44-01-utc-4-0-19
I bet he practically pooped — he’s such a frightened ninny! 😂
4.0 ain’t nuthin!!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EXrbT0nWAAE2Fii?format=jpg
Wienergate!
https://twitter.com/jockdoubleday/status/982785384248639488
https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/w4J-Qq4YT0Cwc01zQqk4Hg.vITT1hJTMkIYbrp7zFFkN-
😂 Moochelle gets itchy balls from time to time.
Aaaaaaack!
Scene from “Eraserhead?”
Scene from our backyard. Bunkessa took the vid years ago and I turned it into a tapestry.
It’s a glorious Tuesday!! 🙂
https://twitter.com/PMSL__/status/1379050512625065995
Hubby got the single dose Johnson & Johnson yesterday. No side effects at all, although I gave him a Motrin when he got home just in case.
I cried at this! Wahhhhhhhhhh!
Democrat Congress Critter Alcee Hastings has died. One less in Pelosi’s small majority.
https://www.nationalreview.com/news/florida-democratic-rep-alcee-hastings-dies-at-84/?utm_source=email&utm_medium=breaking&utm_campaign=newstrack&utm_term=23444054
Unnamed Navy Corpsman shot dead after shooting at other people. Will refrain from speculating on who the Corpsman was. 🙄
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9441155/Two-victims-shot-one-suspect-shooting-Maryland.html
Saw a pic of the shooter. Black. Oy!
Fantahun Girma Woldesenbet
That be him.
Another racist Trump supporter.
Obviously. 🙄