Ninety Days In The Hole

Me:    “Alexa, show me a graph of a dying blog.

Alexa: “Is it little, green and deflated?”

Me:    “Yes.”

Alexa: “Does it have a pony tail?”

Me:    “Yes. It’s magical and jazzy.”

Alexa: “Lol. Check it out. Here’s 31 December 2020 to 1 April 2021.”

Johnson’s ride is steady as he blows, and the February bump didn’t help him much. Gotta feed those bots, Charles. Alexa has some other features, like this:

That’s the LGF audience by nation for the last 90 days. For comparison, here’s the same world coverage for *ahem* another blog for just one week:

Sure, Lolo Grease Fumbles gets more traffic, but very limited attention world-wide. Like none. Keep your chins up, Chuck. It’s all downhill from here.

Oh wait. One more thing:


124 Comments on “Ninety Days In The Hole”

  1. rightymouse says:

  2. rightymouse says:

    I thought this was interesting.

  3. rightymouse says:

    Bunk – congrats on your stats! 🙂

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  8. rightymouse says:

    Now do Commies & Socialists…

  9. dezzez says:

    Mr. Obvious chimes in, yes Chuck, trying to run people over and carve them up is no accident.
    At least as long as you assume he isn’t a black man, then you will scream they shot an unarmed man because the cops are racist nazis.

  10. rightymouse says:

    Leaving to get my first COVID shot in half an hour.

  11. poteen2 says:

    Had my first shot last week.
    No problems.
    Except for the 2 little horns growing out of my forehead.
    But that happens sometimes.

  12. rightymouse says:

    Happy Easter weekend!!

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  17. rightymouse says:

    Update on 1st COVID shot. Arm a bit sore this morning when I woke up. Took another Motrin and went for walkies with our pooch. Am fine right now. Motrin ROCKS! 🙂

  18. rightymouse says:

    Peter Buttigieg is such slimy poser. Yuck!

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  21. dezzez says:

    I just cant even, just how big are the beams in fatso’s eyes?

  22. rightymouse says:

    Happy Easter! Am making deviled eggs and curried shrimp to take to a friend’s house for Easter brunch. 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      Happy American Easter, peeps!

      I’m still at the beach 🏖. Seagulls and waves merge into a lullaby. Time for another nap, already?! 😁

  23. Octopus says:

    Oh, yeah … I made another crow-friend yesterday. Traded him a half shortbread cookie for a perfect pink seashell. I’ll try another swap this afternoon—maybe he’ll bring me somebody’s lost jewelry. 😎

  24. dezzez says:

    Prediction, When Chuck wakes up, he says something foul about Easter.
    Happy Easter everyone, except you lardass.

  25. Octopus says:

    Whoa! That must have been after Pam stiff-armed him. 😂

    • Bunk X says:

      Released in the US in October 2011. That was the same year and month Andrew Breitbart called in to BlogMock Radio and gave Charles the nics Magical Jazzy Ponytail and Fuckface.

      • Bunk X says:

        I think you’re right about getting jilted by Pam. While I was looking through the archives, I found this gem. The comments are fun.

        • Bunk X says:

          It was a flashmob!

          Ghost of St. Pancake, on January 10, 2012 at 8:46 pm said:
          Speaking of “crude anti-Muslim sentiment”, has Johnson ever explained why the pre-’08 comment archives are hidden? There’s cool stuff in there. Trust me.

          Charles Johnson, on January 10, 2012 at 9:21 pm said:
          Yep, here we go again.

          Nothing is “hidden.” If you have an LGF account you can see every single comment that’s ever been posted except the deleted ones.

          I’ve blocked unregistered access to prevent bots and crawlers from sucking up huge amounts of bandwidth by reading through old comment threads with thousands of comments, over and over.

          I know it may be hard for you to fathom this, “Ghost of St. Pancake,” but your obsessions are not a priority with me. Making my site run well is.

          Gus_807, on January 10, 2012 at 10:55 pm said:
          That is true. If you have an LFG account you can see the archives – right up until Charles Johnson spots you looking too much and blocks your account. If he really likes you he’ll post your personal information, too. He’s nice like that.
          Be sure you don’t comment on any sites he doesn’t approve of, he’ll ban you for that as well.

          Killgore Trout Stinks, on January 11, 2012 at 2:52 am said:
          So…lemme guess…you blocked the wayback machine for the same reason?

  26. dezzez says:

    He actually retweeted Pee-wee Herman, way to go porky.

  27. rightymouse says:

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      • Octopus says:

        Nice l’il bum! 😃

        I’ve spent a lot of time at the pool this week, and I am beyond jaded now, with the amount of prime filly I’ve had to visually process. I mean, I should be slapped, for some of the thoughts. 😎😂

        • rightymouse says:

          Hubby tries to suck in his gut when he’s around hot chicks.

          • Octopus says:

            Impressive gut-control! 😂

            You can’t blame guys for seeing what’s right in their faces. It’s nature. We can’t control our instincks. My Code demands that I keep any peeping on the secret side-eye, and say nothing. Oblivious. No low whistles. No turning your head sideways to follow a butt-flossed babe’s progress around the pool. Nothing! 😎

          • rightymouse says:

            My hubby’s reflexes are on auto-pilot.

          • Octopus says:

            Too much turbulence in those skies, for auto-pilot. I’m from the “Happy wife, happy life” school. 😇

          • Octopus says:

            You can’t make me look, minx! 😇

          • Octopus says:

            I said no!

          • Bunk X says:

            She doesn’t have a rib cage.

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  31. Bunk X says:

    Bet Charles got wobbly this morning – 4.0 earthquake in Lennox (L.A. area) at 4:44AM. There was another smaller one about a half hour earlier. The missus felt it, but it didn’t wake me.

  32. rightymouse says:

    It’s a glorious Tuesday!! 🙂

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    • rightymouse says:

      Hubby got the single dose Johnson & Johnson yesterday. No side effects at all, although I gave him a Motrin when he got home just in case.

  34. rightymouse says:

    I cried at this! Wahhhhhhhhhh!

  35. rightymouse says:

    Unnamed Navy Corpsman shot dead after shooting at other people. Will refrain from speculating on who the Corpsman was. 🙄

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