Ninety Days In The Hole

Me:    “Alexa, show me a graph of a dying blog.

Alexa: “Is it little, green and deflated?”

Me:    “Yes.”

Alexa: “Does it have a pony tail?”

Me:    “Yes. It’s magical and jazzy.”

Alexa: “Lol. Check it out. Here’s 31 December 2020 to 1 April 2021.”

Johnson’s ride is steady as he blows, and the February bump didn’t help him much. Gotta feed those bots, Charles. Alexa has some other features, like this:

That’s the LGF audience by nation for the last 90 days. For comparison, here’s the same world coverage for *ahem* another blog for just one week:

Sure, Lolo Grease Fumbles gets more traffic, but very limited attention world-wide. Like none. Keep your chins up, Chuck. It’s all downhill from here.

Oh wait. One more thing:

[Source: https://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/littlegreenfootballs.com#section_traffic]