HOLY CRAP I FOUND A BUG IN MY ROOM


189 Comments on “HOLY CRAP I FOUND A BUG IN MY ROOM”

  1. rightymouse says:

    Stink bug.

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  4. rightymouse says:

    Going to MIL’S today. Later!

  5. Octopus says:

    So much basketball! Big Ten getting humbled worse than Chonky reduced to begging for pennies from basement kids. 😄

    Michigan will likely be the last conference survivor, after today.

  6. Octopus says:

    Thanks, Gus. 😂

  7. Octopus says:

    Last Sunday, you said you were never watching the Sunday talk shitshows. Remember how you used to love them, when they were ragging on Trump every week? 😆

    • dezzez says:

      “They dont say what I wanna hear”
      I dont know what kind of mental disorder Fimple suffers from, but anyone who suffers from it are shit-house rat insane.
      He not only refuses to listen to any facts that question his twisted sense of reality, he comes unglued.

      • Bunk X says:

        I used to think he was throwing shit for profit, role-playing as an uber leftist for attention. Nobody could keep up that ruse for as long as he has. He believes that shit.

        • dezzez says:

          Anyone that says anything counter of what he wants to hear is an instant enemy, I am not sure how much he does it for profit, how much of its for attention for his vastly over-inflated ego, or how much of it he believes, but what I do know is that he cant be trusted around anything he can steal, backstab or swindle someone out of.
          He is a lonely, bitter loon.

  8. Octopus says:

    Chonky’s so far gone that he believes Politico, WaPo and NYT are in bed with right-wing supremacists, pushing the “fake border crisis” for racist reasons. It’s incredible, how stupid he’s become.

    • Octopus says:

      Meanwhile, out in the garage:

      😂

    • dezzez says:

      His mental state is somewhere between the twilight zone and the river Styx.

  9. penis penis penis lol, Abu says:

    Always makes me laugh to considers Chonky’s “office. 🚽🦟🐜🦗🪰🕷🪳

    He ruined a great blog and earned nothing for that. Wouldn’t a normal person leave the public square?

  10. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    *consider

  11. Bunk X says:

    Yeah, I’m easily amused.

    • Octopus says:

      Love that! 😆

      Kinda surprised nobody took a swing at him, or screamed, “RAPE.” I didn’t have time this morning to watch the whole thing, maybe they do in the second-half.

      • Bunk X says:

        There are a bunch of Bushman vids. Most people jump, shriek or drop a holy s-bomb before laughing it off, but occasionally there’s a jerk who gets pissed. One punk came up and sucker-punched him. Sometimes the police harass him because they don’t get what he’s doing.

        Ghilli suits are awesome.

  12. Octopus says:

    Hard to believe ANYONE is taking Michael Mann seriously anymore, the way all of his hysterical prophecies have turned into jokes. Of course, Chonky thinks he’s right on, man. 😆

    The concept of a nuisance lawsuit from a well-funded, green-industry boondoggle flack is well-above the ability of Tubbagoo to comprehend.

    • Bunk X says:

      The NRA protects and preserves more animal habitats effectively than the US gummint, just like Ducks Unlimited does with wetlands. Econauts don’t know this.

  13. Octopus says:

    Indeed! There are photos of you out there trying to elbow some Pamela-boob, that she would like to see destroyed forever. But that’s impossible. We have the originals. 😆

  14. Octopus says:

    Picture a fat young Chonky in his altar boy gown, hitting the altar deck in the middle of Mass. 😆

  15. Octopus says:

    Liberals don’t want to let go of Covid-19.
    3 hours ago
    Whatever. twitter.com/9NEWS/status/1…
    3 hours ago
    I think you’re all nuts.
    3 hours ago
    Doesn’t look like he’s doing anything. twitter.com/capitolhunters…
    3 hours ago
    How many times are we supposed to be lectured about wearing a mask and why are you so annoying?
    3 hours ago
    We got it. Wear a mask. Has it occurred to you to just shut the fuck up for once already about wearing a mask or… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
    3 hours ago
    Does your entire life revolve around telling everyone you wear a mask and like, are we supposed to fucking care?
    3 hours ago
    So do some of you just masturbate wearing a mask?
    3 hours ago

    Never leaving the garage does have its benefits, during a pandemic. 😆

    Btw, another colleague of mine caught the Covid last week. He should be okay, eventually, as he’s in pretty good health otherwise, but yesterday he wasn’t feeling well at all. It’s kind of sucky to be catching it now, when vaccines should have been distributed already – he’s been registered for weeks, but hasn’t been called yet with an appointment. He’ll probably get the call next week. BLECCHH!

  16. rightymouse says:

    Morning!!

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  21. Octopus says:

    https://amgreatness.com/2021/03/21/follow-the-science-they-said/

    The next time (later today, prolly) Chonky yaps something about his fucking love of science, and the “science-denying Nazis,” recall this factual, very fair article. Also remember, Fatass used to post VDH articles regularly. Misled! 😂

  22. ISTE says:

    African American ladies ( warning, breasts exposed )

  23. dezzez says:

    And then are these 2 minds.

    • Octopus says:

      Chonky’s making his sweaty, fumbling overtures towards academia. They won’t have you, Fatass. You have a GED. They don’t respect that. 😢

  24. Octopus says:

    lifezette.com/2021/03/chelsea-handler-says-that-everyone-has-to-give-a-little-bit-away-who-has-too-much/

    She’s really incredible, this one. So desperate to win the Virtue Signaling Trophy! 😆

    [video src="https://i.imgur.com/Aa1PnOm.mp4" /]

  25. Octopus says:

    https://www.lifezette.com/2021/03/judge-keeps-ghislaine-maxwells-secrets-under-wraps/?utm_source=right-rail-trending

    WTF are they hiding? Too “sensational and impure” for Americans to handle? Are you effing kidding here, judge?

    This shit is coming out, one way or another. I promise you.

    • rightymouse says:

      Just a guess, but since it’s a NY judge, I’ll say “Clinton”.

      • Bunk X says:

        “Thus, on a pretext that recalls Cotton Mather, an NYC judge made sure those revelations would remain private by keeping certain embarrassing facts out of the public record and thus safe from scrutiny. Upon hearing such, international pervs, princes, and former American presidents from Arkansas breathed a deep sigh of relief.”

        Duh.

        • Octopus says:

          I still say the names and facts will emerge eventually, because THE TRUTH WILL OUT! I mean, it’s really hard for a group of people to keep a secret, and book deals are still lucrative if you’re the right kind of author. Or, you’re dying and your family will need the money such a blockbuster would bring in. We’ll see. Might take a few years.

  26. Octopus says:

    Gus went HAM on the Chonky-types last night:

    What a fucking waste of time and my life. Fuck this shit. Bye.
    3 hours ago
    Just blame everything on Trump. That’s the ticket. Just like all the rapists and thugs in Miami. It’s all Republica… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
    3 hours ago
    Bob Marley – Zion Train youtu.be/uOlOIM72D7w
    3 hours ago
    According to liberal Twitter, Nazi = someone that challenges my sheep like thinking process.
    3 hours ago
    “Nazi” doesn’t even have any meaning anymore thanks to brunch moms and liberals.
    3 hours ago
    RT @CutePetsLA: Hi! My name is Ramses and I am an unaltered female, brown brindle and… petharbor.com/pet.asp?uaid=L… https://t.co/iOygimLV6f
    3 hours ago
    The funny part is that a lot of neoliberals will call you a Nazi for disagreeing with them while Rose Twitter will call neoliberals Nazis.
    3 hours ago
    It’s easy to be a Nazi on Twitter. Just disagree with a liberal. Everyone’s a Nazi then. You’re probably a Nazi.
    3 hours ago
    Liberals think anyone that disagrees with them is either a Nazi or a Trump supporter. They’re that lame and sad and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
    3 hours ago

  27. Octopus says:

    i mean, i sorta know how they work, but the real question is why are they still so difficult to work with?
    8 hours ago
    javascript modules – how do they work?
    8 hours ago

    Listen, Fat – some things, I mean, most things, are beyond your dim capabilities of comprehension. Just let them go, and concentrate on learning to thaw a fish.

  28. rightymouse says:

    Morning!

  29. rightymouse says:

    Adorable!

  30. rightymouse says:

    Sounds like the crap idiots spewed when Obama took office.

  31. rightymouse says:

    LMAO!!

  32. rightymouse says:

    The shooter in Colorado, Ahmad Alissa, is a Muslim. Watch Fatso cover for the SOB.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9393669/Gunman-21-charged-murder-shooting-killing-10-people.html

  33. Octopus says:

    This aged well:

    Time to go back to the Muslim-bashing! 😄

  34. Octopus says:

    Bad parenting! 😂

    • rightymouse says:

      Ahmad is likely mental just like Robert Long, the Atlanta shooter. Also 21.

    • poteen2 says:

      Looking at that from Gus. Why do I get a picture in my head of Cartman behind a dumpster with a bottle of Night Train saying “Respect ma authoritah”?

  35. rightymouse says:

    Ya think so??

  36. rightymouse says:

    And right on cue…..

    • dezzez says:

      Yup, the media, Twitter and it’s superstars blamed whites without a shred of evidence, but lord forbid people push back and point out it was one of the lefts protected species.

  37. Bunk X says:

    There are some fun feces in the 2009 LGF reports on the Ft. Hood attack.

  38. Octopus says:

    Another classic episode. Btw, I got my younger daughter into watching these guys’ videos, to counteract the too-recent college and grad school libturd brainwashing she’s suffered. I know she’s going to like this one! 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      That was interesting. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        I fear you have put several pernicious earworms into play in my subconscious, with this little clip. Had to watch it through, though. 😃

  39. Octopus says:

    Don’t check to see if your vodka is flammable in an elevator. It is. :O

  40. Octopus says:

    BlueAnon was steamrollered by the news that their precious, White Supremacist gunman was a Muslim already on the FBI’s list. 😆

    https://www.bizpacreview.com/2021/03/23/blue-check-twitter-eats-big-fat-crow-when-boulder-shooting-suspects-identity-defies-media-narrative-1048947/

  41. Octopus says:

    https://newsthud.com/watch-psaki-defends-biden-after-his-fall-says-i-dont-know-if-youve-been-up-those-steps-theyre-a-little-tricky-sometimes/

    The steps are tricky, sometimes. Some of them are really short, some really steep, others change constantly and are greased. Also, there were gale-force winds that day. The sun was in his eyes. Trump hit him with a golf ball, on a criminally-errant tee-shot. You try walking up some stairs under those conditions!

    • rightymouse says:

      It’s also difficult when your balance sucks because of brain-related issues.

      • Bunk X says:

        Ahmad Al Aliwi Alissa allegedly shot up a King Soopers grocery store in Boulder, Colorado on Monday and left ten people dead in his wake.
        I guess there’s not enough evidence.

  42. Octopus says:

    Not the Hawaii bedroom where you were pleasuring yourself to comic books, that’s for sure.

  43. Octopus says:

    Eddie Bauer, by way of Goodwill. Poppin’ tags, baby!

  44. Octopus says:

    But…YOU are a liberal! In every election. Why can’t you own it? 🤔😄

  45. rightymouse says:

    Good. Go woke go broke.

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  47. rightymouse says:

    For the men this morning….

  48. Octopus says:

    Youthful memories. 😃

  49. rightymouse says:

    Going to one of my favorite restaurants tonight for rib-eye steak. YES! 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      It was fabulous!! 🙂 And they have roasted carrots with chimichurri sauce back on the menu. Was DELISH!!

  50. dezzez says:

    How dare you write an article without slandering someone like I would do.

  51. dezzez says:

    Begging bowl is out, what happened to the go fund me link Chuck?

  52. Octopus says:

    Click to access 2021_MDHHS_Adenovirus-basedVaccine_Infograph_2.2_719352_7.pdf

    There’s a pantload of bad info out there about the Covid vaccine, which has even scared a lot of rational people. “It’s changing your DNA!,” is a common conspiracy blurt. Along with the crazier, “They’re chipping us!” 😂

    Get vaccinated at your earliest opportunity. I had the Covid, and I’ve had my first shot of the Moderna vaccine – I’ll get the second on April 15, when I’m back from Sunny Florida. I had no symptoms whatsoever from the first shot, besides a slightly sore arm for a couple of days. I’ve known several people personally who’ve died from the Covid, and I don’t take it lightly, even though I disagree with the idiotic, destructive lockdowns and masks that don’t work. /rant

  53. Octopus says:

    Wow. 😱

    • rightymouse says:

      Read about that on Daily Mail. Dreadful!! Eating raw/barely cooked meat in Thailand is rare. When I was growing up, meat was always cooked to death and I never had a steak until I was in the States. Took me ages to eat steak medium instead of well done.

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  57. Octopus says:

    Times are tough in Culver City! 😂

    NOBODY cares about enabling your Twitter addiction, loser. Get a job!

  58. Octopus says:

    Politico leans WAY Left, Chonky. Everyone but you knows that. 😂

    As for Hunter Biden…

  59. Octopus says:

    I believe you!

  60. rightymouse says:

    Biden is yapping finally at a presser.

    blob:https://www.dailymail.co.uk/bf091fdb-b555-460b-b4b5-f30aa16034fd

  61. dezzez says:

    Narrator: I am going to ignore what an incredibly pathetic clown Biden is and resort to strawmen.

  62. dezzez says:

    Sure Chuck, your meat puppet isn’t a dottering old fool, just keep repeating it in front of a double wide mirror and it will come true. idiot.

  63. Octopus says:

    I applaud a young person who sees through the insanity afflicting academia, and has also mastered the deadpan delivery, the key to which eludes me. I can’t stop myself from laughing, if a joke is good, and this is a very good joke. 😆

  64. Octopus says:

    The full video of this porch pirate encounter is even more Canadian and satisfying than the short clip that was going around a couple of weeks back. 😆

  65. Octopus says:

    the-sun.com/news/us-news/2573361/cargo-ship-drew-giant-peni-red-sea-suez-canal/

    PENIS PENIS PENIS LOL!

  66. Octopus says:

    I got some good yuks from this one.

    Privnowledgement: I don’t have to ask a male normative heterosexual to open jars with tight lids, in the kitchen. Or anywhere else, because women don’t have to be in kitchens anymore, you sexist pigs.

  67. Octopus says:

    Apropos of something, maybe: I met a new neighbor the other day, whose wife has a good job in the pharmaceutical industry, so he can stay home and be the full-time house-husband. They have two lovely children, currently identifying as a boy and a girl, who have never known their Dad to have a job outside the home. He’s a tall, good-looking guy who spends a lot of time working out and running, when he’s not slaving away over the hot stove for minutes at a time.

    I can’t decide if I’m jealous, or amused. A little of both. I have seen this kind of relationship founder twice, over the years – my experience is that the female doesn’t really respect the guy who’s home, while she’s out earning. I know that sounds sexist, but that’s what I’ve seen.