On the 18th Anniversary of St. Pancake

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180 Comments on “On the 18th Anniversary of St. Pancake”

  1. Octopus says:

    “Hey! I was misled.”

  2. Octopus says:

    Is Gus writing poetry now? 😆

    No, you don’t have any work. Not when you’re on Twitter 24/7, hammered and babbling like a vagrant off his meds.

  3. Octopus says:

    Friggin’ awesome pic! Chonky never got a compelling photo of the oil tankers off his beach, probably because he was too busy dodging harpoons.


  4. AmeriDan says:

    Saint Pancake. Its been a good while since that combination of words has strolled through my mind’s eye. But eighteen years? Have mercy. Imagine the looks on our Year 2003 faces if we could go back in time to tell our earlier selves… Donald Trump will be a GIGANTIC HERO OF THE WORKING CLASS, George W. Bush is a RINO, Charles sells out, Everything from lightbulbs to televisions become smart, and still no flying cars!

  5. Octopus says:


    Interesting that suddenly, the non-protected ethnicity is suddenly being brought under the umbrella of victimhood by SJWs. See, Asians have thrived in America like no other recent immigrant group or minority, and they continue to scarf up as many places in the most-coveted universities that are allowed them. They have a killer work-ethic. And they ARE sending their best.

  6. rightymouse says:

    Love this pic!

  7. rightymouse says:

    Didn’t Fatso insist at some point that he had never referred to Rachel Corrie as Saint Pancake??

  8. rightymouse says:

    For Octo. Here’s the recipe for the chicken & wild rice soup.

    4 or 5 boneless/skinless chicken breasts (1 1/2 lbs)
    Salt & pepper the chicken & place in crock pot
    Add 6 cups of chicken broth
    Add 1 cup of RiceARoni Long Grain & Wild rice (leave seasoning packets separate)
    Add 3 cloves of minced garlic, 3 chopped up shallots, 3 diced carrots, 3 stalks of diced celery
    Add 2 bay leaves
    1/2 tsp of dried thyme and 1/2 tsp of crushed dried rosemary
    1 tsp of seasoning from rice packet

    Cook on high for about 4 hours
    Taste every so often and adjust seasonings as needed

    When the chicken is done, remove from pot & shred, then add back to pot

    In a pan, melt 1/4 cup of butter and whisk in 3 tbs of flour until slightly brown.
    Add 1 cup of milk and 1 cup of half & half
    Whisk until thickened

    Add to pot

    If it’s too thick add some chicken broth.

    This soup is more like the consistency of a chowder because the rice poofs out.

    The flavor is fricking delicious!! 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      I’ll try it out soon. Looks great!

      • rightymouse says:

        We had some for lunch today. DELISH!!

        • Octopus says:

          I’m making Mom’s Beef Stew for dinner tomorrow night, as our kids have to work late and can’t make it. Friday we’re doing the corned beef and cabbage thing, with a pint or two of Guinness. Two of my all-time faves in one week is good livin’!

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  11. ISTE says:

    Oh honey when you are done playing with that piano I would like a tuna and mayo sammich on toasted sourdough.

    No pickles.

    Thank you.

    • ISTE says:

      LAUGHING!!!! and anyone who is going to sing along with this, bet you start singing too early.

    • Bunk X says:

      Play it back at 2x speed and it’s better.

      • Octopus says:

        Not my favorite Metallica song, but she plays the hell out of it. I love a good piano interpretation!

        Now, about that sammich…can you cut it on the diag, please? And a few potato chips on the side, with a half-pickle. Thanks, honey. You’re the best.

  12. Bunk X says:

    Here’s an old favorite.

  13. Octopus says:

    Except for the check, of course. Still send the check. 😆

  14. Octopus says:


    Kurt is totally right. You can’t apologize, for something that wasn’t wrong in the first place, except in an insane court of gibbering, rabid monkeys. I mean, Twitter.

  15. Octopus says:


    Wait…no! Reeeaaaally? Why, you could have knocked me over with a feather. I thought he was a WaPo reporter. Oh, he’s that, too?

  16. rightymouse says:

    The Washington Post is a disgrace. Heads should roll for this:

  17. rightymouse says:

    Pelosi is such a liar!

  18. rightymouse says:

    For the ogling dudes here….

  19. rightymouse says:

    The Bernie memes keep coming in… 😆

  20. rightymouse says:

    This is ADORABLE!!! 🙂

  21. rightymouse says:

    For the sidebar! 😆

  22. rightymouse says:

    I miss Trump!! 😦

  23. Octopus says:

    This is a nice compilation:

  24. Octopus says:

    Top of the morning to ya, lads and lassies! Have some Irish Handcuffs (two pints of Guinness set before ya at the same time), and have a cry for the Olde Sod. You, too, ISTE! 🙂

  25. Octopus says:


    Apparently, the fine citizen arrested for this crime was misled by Trump’s divisive rhetoric. Inflamed, he was. 😆

  26. Octopus says:


    When you’ve lost Sarah Silverman…well, you still have 95% of the media and entertainment world working for you, so no biggie. 😆

    I sincerely hope Sarah gets pummeled viciously on Twitter today, so we can see how serious she is about her defection. And she can see how truly insane her comrades on the Idiot Left are.

  27. Octopus says:

    Nobody cares about you. Except us, of course. We really dig your scene, Chonky. You’re really groovy, man!

  28. Octopus says:

    No, Fatass. The reason your ancient, wheezing computer blew up is because they aren’t made to last for twenty years. You need to ramp up the begging, so you can afford to replace your Mac Plus. 😆

    • dezzez says:

      His problem is well known as an ID10T error,
      “incandescent heat of my takes”
      Yeah, um, watt?

        • Octopus says:

          Remember when he used to brag about his shit-hot computin’ system, with the big dual Apple monitors, so he could pretend he was running some kind of Newsroom Central Control Bridge? God, what a tool! 😂😆🥲

  29. rightymouse says:

    Happy St. Patrick’s Day!!! 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      I bought some Jameson’s to have with our corned beef dinner. It’s the best!

      • Octopus says:

        Mother’s Milk, for many Irish folks. Another good Irish, besides the standard rival Bushmills, is Powers. Made in the same distillery as Jameson’s. I actually prefer the Powers Gold Label. Damn it, they’re all good. 😄

    • Octopus says:

      He’s got a fightin’ chance of being straight, this one. Or does he? 😄

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  32. rightymouse says:

    Trucker son is home for a few days. Laundry, dentist appt. & CCW renewal. Have 2 corned beefs in the slow cooker for dinner tonight. Life is good. 🙂

  33. rightymouse says:

    Amen! 😆

  34. poteen2 says:

    My stimulus pmt was $47. Wonder how they figured that one?

  35. Bunk X says:

    I picked up some meds at the Walmart pharmacy today. The nice Indian woman’s nametag read Peenus. All her coworkers like Peenus, I bet her husband loves Peenus, and so does her mom and dad. Too bad I didn’t have my cell phone with me otherwise I’d show you the pretty Peenus.

    • Octopus says:

      Names.org – According to a user from India, the name Peenu is of Indian (Sanskrit) origin and means “Bright light in the Dark night”.

      However, if you add the “s” to the end, it means “Dusky traveler in the Dark Hole.” So, there’s a slight difference.

  36. Octopus says:

    Going in for Shot #1 today. I already had Covid, but the doc says I still need the vaccine, for the best immunity possible. Until it mutates into something really new, that is, which could be as soon as next year, but we’ll probably still be partially-immune, and get a light case of whatever. But nothing is certain, doncha know.

    • rightymouse says:

      Cleveland Clinic has been hopeless re: the vaccine. May have something to do with our useless Governor DeWhine.

      • Octopus says:

        We got the Moderna vaccine, and I’ve got no symptoms, 8 hours later. Not even a sore arm. Next shot, April 15.

  37. Octopus says:

    You’d fit right in there! 😆

  38. Octopus says:

    Only a complete lunatic would say something this insane. Congrats, Chonky! You get your Batshit Twitter Checkmark verified!

  39. Octopus says:

    This is way cuter than Biden’s dumb, vicious dog.

    • rightymouse says:

      This made tears come out of my eyes. Dang you!!!

      • Octopus says:

        I know! Gophers are too darn cute.

        • rightymouse says:

          So are groundhogs. 😆

          • Octopus says:

            That’s what I meant…all them ground squirrels look alike to me. We once had a groundhog who dug his burrow in the hill in our backyard. Had two emergency exits. He ate all of our pumpkin patch leaves one weekend – I loved watching him stuff the huge leaves into his mouth, one by one. Then he suddenly disappeared. Probably got got by a coyote or hit by a car. 😢

  40. Octopus says:

    A friend of mine got me hooked on this guy, and I can’t stop. He’s done a ton of covers, and has some originals, too. He’s totally humble about his narrow vocal range, and limited guitar expertise, but he has heart and totally commits to every song. That goes a long way with me.

  41. rightymouse says:

    Kerry’s hypocrisy on display.

  42. rightymouse says:

    Cats are assholes.

    • ISTE says:


      • rightymouse says:

        You would know! 😆

        • ISTE says:

          Hey, cats are really awesome. I used to post real cat videos on here and facebook but real life is getting too funny here.

          Example, I go into bathroom to pee. Followed by the Panthers.

          One jumps into sink and urinates, other one leaps into bathtub and pisses like a race horse..

          It is a male bonding thing. Natasha looks at us and shakes her head.

          • rightymouse says:

            I liked my female cat. She was very proper. The male ones were ass-holes.

          • ISTE says:

            Lady cats are intelligent, and really good companions. I will not call them “pets'” but if you have two lady cats life is hell.

            I have to take the Panthers to the nice person that removes test tickles. Not to turn them into cuddly toys, just so I can get them adopted.

          • rightymouse says:

            I had two female cats when I lived in Los Angeles. They were marvelous!

          • rightymouse says:

            And the two cats you’re going to neuter are YOUR boys/children. You’re their daddy. No adoption. M’kay???

  43. rightymouse says:

    Middle class will suffer as always.

  44. Octopus says:

    Watched a doc just now on the first six months of Hitler’s reign as first chancellor, surrounded by Parliament, a strong judiciary, and checked by a strong opposition political party in the Communists. He moved very quickly to eliminate all these hindrances, and the Reichstag fire, which he and his cohorts managed to pin on the Communists, was very key to giving him free reign to destroy all who opposed his unfettered rule.

    If you look at how the Biden White Hospital used the January 6th episode, it is scarily similar to how the Nazis used the Reichstag fire. More similarities than I care to list right now, as I needs me sleep tonight. Check it out, if you need a refresher.

  45. Bunk X says:

    That’s Irl Hees on bass. He’s no longer with the band.
    In November 2019, Mr. Hees was charged with felony domestic battery in the second degree and felony aggravated assault of a household member.

    “Hees said the argument was over his communication with an ex-wife. He said at some point during the argument, Heather DuBroc walked into the kitchen, picked a pistol up off the kitchen table, and pointed the weapon at him.”

    • Octopus says:

      The slap-bass became a slap-bitch, right quick. Not condoning it, but habits come out under duress.

  46. Octopus says:


    Amazing it is, that both Biden and Harris continually refer to her as “President.” Has the Old Switcheroo already taken place? 😂🤔😳

  47. Octopus says:

    Fatass spent four hours last night watching the Director’s Cut of the comic book movie, “Justice League.” ‘Nuff said. 😂

    • dezzez says:

      A 5 year old trapped in a whale carcass.
      “Cover me, I’m goin’ in.”
      Anyone have a phone number for a good tent and awning company?

      • Octopus says:

        There’s a circus tent being sold on EBay, by the Big Top Attractions Co., that should cover it.

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  50. rightymouse says:

    For Fatso.

  51. rightymouse says:

    For the guys…. 😆

  52. rightymouse says:


  53. dezzez says:

    You wont attempt much of anything Gus, in your case lazy would be an improvement.

  54. dezzez says:

    Chuck really wants to hammer the point home that people must write to his standards and only his standards.

  55. dezzez says:

    I think Chuck discovered a new protein snack.

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  57. Octopus says:

    It’s a wild world, alright…

  58. Octopus says:

    Hi, Chonky!

  59. Octopus says:

    Do not ask what the bottle of Jergens Lotion is for, por favor.

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  61. Octopus says:

    Speaking of “noticed”…

  62. Octopus says:

    “Obsession, For Whales”

  63. ISTE says:

    I just got dumped by a really hot chick. She texted me a flight number so I immediately thought ” This is it! ”

    Took the cats to the animal rescue place in a cardboard box and left them outside, packed my bags…..

    Found my passport, withdrew all my money at an ATM and rushed to the nearest airport to book the flight.

    What should I do with my car? Aw fuck it, signed over the title to it to the first person I saw and off I ran. New life, This is it, what I always dreamed of.

    Got to the ticket counter, told them the flight I wanted to be on. Waved lots of cash. Freedom was in sight!

    Um… ” There is no flight of that number leaving from here, or any where else sir ”

    Got a cab back to the apartment that I thought I would never see again. On the doorstep was a cardboard box. Yeah you guessed it.

    I forgot to tear off the label that was on the box that I dumped the cats in.

    Thank you UPS for returning it.

    So for six hours I was free and living my dream, no cats, no tiny apartment in Houston.

    Then I woke up……