Once Again Charles Johnson Pursues The Oliver Willis Lib Cred Merit Badge.

[h/t Rightymouse. More Oliver stories here.]


134 Comments on “Once Again Charles Johnson Pursues The Oliver Willis Lib Cred Merit Badge.”

  1. Octopus says:

    Hilarious! Not to mention, the reason I call him “Fatass” and other pet-names relating to his massive weight-gain since he gave up the bike and parted ways with his right mind. He used to love insulting libs about their weight, when he was briefly slender in the Early Oughts. 😆

  2. Octopus says:

    Chonky fucking loves Science! 😆

  3. Octopus says:

    No, wait…no, he doesn’t. He hates Facts. You can’t love Science if you hate Facts.

  4. rightymouse says:

    For all you guys.

  5. rightymouse says:

    Here’s the slow-cooker recipe for beef stew.
    2 lbs of cut up stewing beef – coat with flour & place in cooker

    Add:
    10-12 small potatoes cut into quarters – can use red or white potatoes
    cut up some carrots – your choice on amount
    cut up some celery – ditto on amount
    cut up some green beans – ditto on amount

    Dice a medium size white onion
    Mince garlic – about 2 tsp
    cut up some mushrooms
    Saute the onion, garlic & mushrooms in olive oil until the onion is cooked and add to slow cooker

    Pour 1 carton (48oz) of beef broth over meat mixture.
    Pour 1 cup (or more) of red wine into mixture

    Add a bay leaf, Italian seasoning, black pepper & a few dashes of Worcestershire to mixture.
    Muck with the seasonings while it’s cooking to get it the way you want.

    Cook on high setting for 4 – 5 hours.

    Thicken with cornstarch mixed with some water towards the end.

    • Octopus says:

      This is awesome! Only a couple of minor differences from me sainted mother’s recipe, so I can make it easily. She didn’t put any wine in it, for one thing. Making me hungry! 😄

    • Bunk X says:

      Thanks. I’m so tired of chicken broth.

      • rightymouse says:

        I have a really good egg drop soup that uses chicken broth if you’re interested. Easy to make too. Can add canned crab meat to make it really awesome! 🙂

        • Bunk X says:

          Sure. My problem is how to approach the missus with these. I can’t boil eggs without her adjusting the burner and moving the pot.

          • rightymouse says:

            No need to boil the eggs first. You whisk them & add them to the hot chicken broth through a strainer. On 2nd thought, maybe you should have the missus make the egg drop soup for you. When I get motivated I’ll post the recipe.

          • Octopus says:

            I love egg drop soup! My favorite Chinese restaurant used to serve it with every dinner, but they closed up a couple of years ago. I look forward to the recipe, if you get a chance.

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  7. rightymouse says:

    Fatso HATED Oliver Willis back in the day. Now he’s in major suck-up mode. It’s embarassing.

  8. rightymouse says:

    Going to leave around 11:30 to meet my tax accountant for lunch. So nice to just hand over the documents she needs to file my taxes & son’s as well. Hubby & I file separately because he has his own business.

    • Octopus says:

      We did our taxes last night. TurboTax is a great program.

      • rightymouse says:

        I learned a long time ago to delegate my tax returns to pros who are really good at their job. Hubby farms his out too & if he gets audited, they are there to back him up.

        • Bunk X says:

          I axed my tax guy his opinion on TurboTax. His opinion was that, yeah, it’s easy, but it misses a lot of deductions because it doesn’t prompt you.

          I’ll pay a couple of benjamins for someone I can blame.

          • Octopus says:

            I know my deductions, after years of doing my taxes with the help of a corporate CPA, and occasionally my CPA brother. Our lives aren’t that complicated, these days. Plus… I can’t WAIT to start paying reparations! 😂

          • Bunk X says:

            Years ago I did my own taxes by hand with a TI-80. I was shocked to find out that I owed $900, dad suggested I meet with his tax CPA. The CPA said my numbers were incorrect, that I didn’t owe $900. I owed $1,200.

            That was the last time I did my own tax prep.

  9. Octopus says:

    Such a dumbass! 😂

  10. Bunk X says:

    Best twitter nic I’ve seen today.
    Suspended Teddy
    @FetusFace1969

  11. ISTE says:

    I lead a very simple life. All I have to do is count to four then close the window and crawl into bed.

    Four is a special number.

    • Bunk X says:

      Daughter bought us an inflatable mattress for Christmas so I don’t have to crawl into bed anymore. The missus has to climb.

      I still need to get two bowling balls to make sure it’s as advertised.

  12. Octopus says:

    https://principia-scientific.com/the-american-journal-of-medicine-now-recommends-hcq-for-covid19/

    This is hilariously enraging! The Idiot Left, in control of the media, most of the politicians, and the medical journals, cost a lot of lives by burying the huge study my BIL did on this very cheap and effective treatment for Covid. They mocked Trump endlessly, too. Now they embrace the study’s findings as if that whole deadly criminal enterprise never happened.

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    • Octopus says:

      As Trump said about illegal aliens, “They’re not sending their best.” Except, I think this IS the Idiot Left’s “best.” The Clown Car has crashed into the White House, and all the critters came scurrying out.

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  18. rightymouse says:

    Joke of the day:

    A married couple are watching a movie about a widower.

    She turns to her husband and says, “If I die, I want you to remarry.”

    He says, “Don’t be morbid. You’re perfectly healthy. You’re not going to die.”

    “But if I did, in an accident or something, you should remarry. You’re a good father, but our kids would need a mom. And you shouldn’t be alone.”

    He says, “Well, that makes sense. I guess I would remarry.”

    “Just like that? You were sure easy to convince.”

    “I’m just agreeing with you.”

    “You’ll probably go out and move somebody in right after I die.”

    “You’re being a little overdramatic now.”

    “She would sleep in our bed.”

    “Well, if I married someone, where else would we sleep?”

    “You’d let her drive my car.”

    “What difference would that make?”

    “You’d probably give her my golf clubs.”

    “Now you’re just being ridiculous. She’s left handed.”

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  20. rightymouse says:

    For Bunk! 😆

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    Almost…

  24. rightymouse says:

    SIDEBAR!! Woohoo!! 😆

  25. rightymouse says:

    Going to have lunch with gal pals in a few. Octo, I’ll post the egg drop soup recipe when I get back. 🙂

  26. Bunk X says:

    • Octopus says:

      Fatass deemed this pizza debacle a success, though he ate a lot of charcoal along with the pie itself.

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  28. Octopus says:

    Blind Squirrel Dept:

  29. Octopus says:

    Hey, the Racist Spud would know about this. 😆

  30. rightymouse says:

    Egg drop soup:

    48oz of chicken broth (comes pre-packaged)
    Bring to simmer in soup pot

    add some white pepper and Thai fish sauce (or sesame oil) – you can always add more to individual bowls for personal taste

    Thicken the soup with some cornstarch mixed in some water – I don’t care for it thickened too much but since it’s usually a personal thing, add as much as you want to get it to your preferred thickness. Make sure you stir the chicken broth mixture while adding the cornstarch/water so you don’t get clumps

    Whisk 4 or 5 eggs in a bowl and pour into the simmering broth through a strainer. The eggs will cook perfectly. 🙂

    Add some chopped scallions and voila!

    For fun, you can add a can of cooked crab meat before adding the eggs.

    If you want more of a yellow color, add some turmeric

  31. rightymouse says:

    Joke for today:

    Doug Pender lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the
    end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him.

    He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last
    wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:

    “My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses.”

    “My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier.”

    “My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center.”

    “Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the bay side on
    Blackwater Sound.”

    The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings,
    and as Doug slips away, the nurse says, “Mrs. Pender, your husband must have been
    such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property.”

    The wife replies, “The asshole had a paper route”!!!

    • Octopus says:

      Yum! I think I’ll give it a whirl this weekend. Thanks!

      I’ll definitely be subbing the sesame oil for the fish sauce. 😃

      • rightymouse says:

        Fish sauce is great too! Adds salty flavor. Also, you can add some soy sauce in your bowl as well.

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  33. rightymouse says:

    Too frickin’ funny! 😆

  34. dezzez says:

    A soon as Chuck is all caught up on Sesame Street and dressing his Mr. Potato Head like a 10 year old girl, I am sure he will share his deep thoughts on Biden bombing Syria.

  35. rightymouse says:

    We’re going out in an hour to a Cleveland area Yacht club for a b-day dinner for my niece & nephew. They’re twins.

    • rightymouse says:

      My BIL is big into boating. I think I’ve mentioned this before. Lake Erie is covered in ice though. 😆

  36. rightymouse says:

    Go for it. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      😂

      That’s a LOT of handjobs, behind the Safeway. You sure your wrists can handle all that repetitive motion?

    • Bunk X says:

      What are you doing (or not doing) that makes the image not show?

      • Octopus says:

        That was a Reddit image – sometimes they trick you with a jpg-ending, that isn’t the real code to bring up the image in WordPress. I should recognize it by now. I just wanted to post a pic of a nekkid gal doing yoga in the snow.

  37. Octopus says:

    https://nypost.com/2021/02/25/obama-reparations-were-non-starter-due-to-white-resentment/

    Nauseating bullshit from the Great Divider, rappin’ soulfully with the drunk-driving communist. 🤮

    • Bunk X says:

      Obama likely owes reparations to himself.

      • Octopus says:

        He does! And Springsteen is of Dutch heritage, who were some of the cruelest, most-prolific slave-traders, so he needs to be dunned hard for the sins of his forefathers.

        Reparations is a bad joke, and every sentient black person knows it would be a massive logistical nightmare to inflict on the public, leading to even more bitterness and outrage. To the Idiot Left, that’s a feature, not a bug. The more chaos and Victimology simmering, the better for their race-hustling grift.