From the 2010 LGF Archives

That’s also why Charles does it, and we know it. Kudos to DEZes,


176 Comments on “From the 2010 LGF Archives”

  1. windbag says:

    Happy belated Thanksgiving, y’all. I was at the in-laws and didn’t have my computer, so I couldn’t check in. The in-laws are in their 80s, but said they’d rather risk dying with family than waste away hiding in the closet. My sis-in-law was in from Guatemala, where she’s been a missionary for the past 36 (or so) years. Screw the tyrants and pass the gravy.

    I stumbled across this gem of some friends gathered for a holiday feast.

  2. dezzez says:

    Reine took it personal when I told her to get the water drained from her head, oh well, I lost no sleep lol.

  3. Bunk X says:

    Then: Pam, Pam, Pam.
    Now: Glenn, Glenn, Glenn.

  4. ISTE says:

    Aw fuck, shit just got real hear. Cats.

    Just went out side and saw a very drink person of Hispanic heritage trying to kick a small black cat.

    Small black cat was just trying to be friendly….

    • Bunk X says:

      Real bad luck and/or death to the believers. Hispanics are heavy into omens, at least that’s my experience.

      • ISTE says:

        Well as I think, no I am sure, that the little black cat is the brother and litter buddy of the two I hand raised just brought him inside for a few minutes. Lots of hissing….

  5. ISTE says:

    Thanksgiving turkey part two.

  6. Octopus says:

    https://newsthud.com/youre-g-dn-right-we-want-to-criminalize-policy-differences-olbermann-says-out-loud-what-cnn-merely-implies/

    During his Quiet Time, which was enforced by the only company willing to employ him, Olbie got even crazier than he used to be. Now he’s off the chain. 😆

  7. rightymouse says:

    Didn’t Reine finally see the light at LGEFF?

  8. Koko says:

    So I’m watching Star Trek Voyager on Netflix and the holographic doctor must save a badly diseased, nearly dead female humanoid by replicating her DNA and resurrecting her as a holographic projection. S2 ep. 19. As she awakens looking perfect the Dr. is clearly smitten.

    They depart from the usual Voyager music into a classical 19th c. romantic theme. In turn, sending me into a frenzied search to figure out who’s the inspiration. OK I went to music school and had to pass drop the needle tests but I’ve forgotten more than I remember. So I first checkout the obvious: Schumann, Brahms and Schubert. But with everything I see you get these bombastic themes first. Doesn’t put me in mind of this gentle romantic theme. So I’m starting to think Chopin, Berlioz, Sibelius? I dunno you tell me. I’m leaning toward Berlioz. Very informed writing. The wife’s not home. Rm’s hubby could probably laughingly nail it. 😆. Here’s our lovely Hilary doing Sebelius and Berlioz. Philhomarnique Orcheser de France 😜 er some such.

  9. Koko says:

    Something’s gone wrong with OANN. You can’t find it via Google or Bing. It will tell you about it but won’t give you the link to get to it.

    https://www.oann.com/

  10. Octopus says:

    Silly goose! 😆

  11. Octopus says:

    Science! 😆

    • dezzez says:

      He is a miserable ghoul, so hate is all he has.

      • Octopus says:

        Well…that is the main thing. He also has a futon fused to his ass, a rusty old ten-speed hidden in the weeds of his backyard, and a broken Apple monitor he just can’t bring himself to part with.

  12. ISTE says:

    Ha! You evil people can think you can get a sidebar but I have a secret weapon that prevents that happening.

    Cats….

  13. rightymouse says:

    Power is out again. It’s sneauxing. Thank goodness for propane fireplaces and WiFi hot spot device.

  14. Koko says:

    Sneaux here yesterday. Started out wet and slushy but stuck around with the temp fall.

  15. Koko says:

    All things in moderation. 😜

  16. Bunk X says:

    Somebody doesn’t know what he’s talking about again.

  17. Octopus says:

    Hint: Never buy any of these delicacies in the frozen popsicle section. Or, the free market dumpster section.

    • Koko says:

      A real afishianodo who has to ask his weblog how to thaw a box of salmon.

    • Koko says:

      Also your #1 fish is not one word.

      How To Cook Mahi Mahi: The Best, Simplest Method

      https://www.thekitchn.com/mahi-mahi-22931939

      • Bunk X says:

        He pronounces it “may-aye-may-aye,” batter fries it and eats it with ketchup on a sesame seed bun, calls it a fellatio fish sandwich.

      • ISTE says:

        Also known as Dolphinfish.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahi-mahi

        First time it was on the menu as Dolphinfish it nearly caused a riot.

        ” How can you be serving dolphin! etc ”

        By the end of the night I had had enough and was yelling ” IT ISN’T A DOLPHIN IT JUST FUCKING LOOKS LIKE ONE!!! ”

        I don’t think I helped….

        • Bunk X says:

          Flipper ruined it for everybody.

          • ISTE says:

            About 1995 ish I was the only one brave enough to enter the enclosure at Acuario de Baconao in Cuba to go swim with a couple of unfortunately captive dolphins.

            It was fun, they were gentle and playful and although I hate the fact they were captive they really knew I was something to be toyed with. Some dolphin wrestling ensued.

            By the way, dolphins are not slimly like fish they feel like rubber.

            When playtime ended and I got out of he pool girlfriend asked me ” Why did it look like you were trying to have sex with a dolphin? ”

            The nice Cuban gentleman was laughing and he explained….

            ” The boys were trying to have sex with him! ”

            Cuban people have a sense of humour, and I fell for it.

          • Octopus says:

            I got to swim with the dolphins in Florida about ten years ago. One of the tricks the kindly dolphins did, was to pull up next to you, let you hold onto their back fin, and then pull you through the water at a pretty high rate of speed. It was AWESOME. The dolphins were clearly enjoying their jobs, swimming around the cove the whole time, doing some leaps and whatnot. If you think that’s animal cruelty of any kind, you’re batshit. Animal cruelty is the Japanese killing dolphins commercially for their meat. Playing with dolphins raised in captivity and feeding them fish all day long is not that.

          • Koko says:

            Never got in the water with them. But I used to enjoy seeing them off the bow of the cruise ship I worked on in Florida to Bahamas. They seemed to be enthralled by the big ship and would leap out of the water and loved to swim next to us. They are the smallest whale by the way – a fact I continually point out to people. Probably annoyingly. 😆

            It may sound confusing, but all dolphins are simply smaller types of whales. The whale order (Cetacea) is divided into several different families, one of them being Delphinidae (this includes all oceanic dolphin species). For example, Killer whales are the largest member of this dolphin family, so they are both a whale and a dolphin at the same time.

            https://seaworld.com/orlando/blog/difference-between-whales-and-dolphins/

            Like horses, whales have a fascinating evolution since the fall of the dinosaurs 65 million years ago – some 50 million years of evolution have honed them into very specialized creatures. We all came from the sea but some of us returned to the sea – same as the reptiles. I always like the similarity in shape of ichthyosaurs and dolphins/porpoises. Convergent evolution.

  18. Koko says:

    Chonk would call him a racist.

  19. Koko says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/12/02/nasdaq-requirements-erase-women-require-companies-to-hire-directors-who-self-identifies-as-female/

    Can’t wait to see how this plays out. Ya wanna make money or not? Those companies ran by mentally ill idiots will find out how long investors back them. Not to say their aren’t some business savvy trans people with acumen. I’m sure there are. It will just take the market a little longer to sort them out. Oh dear me.

  20. Koko says:

    The new face of Fox News.

    • rightymouse says:

      No. Ugh.

    • Koko says:

      She’s actually a smart lady. When she’s not doing the Kennedy act with the nasal snark crap. But Fox News won’t reward her for being a smart news analyst. Only for being a Trump hating turd. And for that she’s doomed. No future, like Me-Again. That’s their plan. They want to take her OUT! She’s already hated by the right but she’ll never be accepted by the left. They don’t care what happens to these broads. They just want them to go away. The poor things get sucked into their trap thinking they’re building their career. Sad.

  21. Koko says:

    So you realize the real goal is to isolate you in your house with no actual information. Only propaganda. The internet is ruined, the TV News is ruined. It’s all ruined. This is what the Chinese have done. They let their people have fun entertainment, as long as it’s not “dangerous” or “hate speech” against the party.

  22. Koko says:

    She’ll tell you why. Because they wreck your life.

    • Bunk X says:

      Her presentation was kind of off-putting, but she obviously knows what happened.

      There was a black woman who testified yesterday about 4pm EST who was killer. Didn’t catch her name, but she was referred to as “Dr.” and she’d worked in the polls for 29 years. They kept her on for almost a half hour past her allotted three minutes.

  23. Koko says:

    I think you think I’m going for side bar. I really am not. I’m above it.

    • Octopus says:

      I kind of feel for the guy with the goiter-looking neck-fats. My wife helpfully says to me, that “the first ten extra pounds you gain go straight to your neck.” 😆

      This guy probably has over 100 extra pounds on him, but that’s neither here nor there. I mean, it’s Chonky-esque.

  24. Octopus says:

    It’s time to start getting in the spirits, folks. 😆

  25. Koko says:

    And…..it’s time.

  26. Koko says:

    If you are a fan of Michael McKean of Better Call Saul (Jimmy’s older brother) Spinal Tap and the goofy Lenny and Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley. And many other performances, I’m sure – I would direct you to this episode of Star Trek Voyager called The Thaw. S2 episode 23. It took me about 10 minutes to figure out who he was because of the make up . In the mid 90s he was already beginning to be seen as a powerful actor and steals the show in this one.

  27. Koko says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2020/12/02/lebron-james-signs-85-million-contract-extension-lakers/

    You have to kind of wonder about the negotiating skills of someone who signs a deal with a 36 year old with no other skills in life for $85 million. Especially with COVID and the fact that most of us won’t ever watch them again because of the kneeling bullshit. I used to like the guy as a player but now I know he’s a Shitlery Girl and a Biden Butt Boy. Other than an octogenarian Jack Knicholson who really cares about watching him? He can bunny hop and dunk, it’s no big whoop.

  28. Koko says:

    https://www.foxnews.com/media/kayleigh-mcenany-cnn-anderson-cooper-false-claim-husband-shouted

    Jealosy is an ugly monster. Anderson just wishes his husband would cheer him on.

  29. Koko says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/12/02/kayleigh-mcenany-president-is-serious-vetoing-defense-bill-section-230/

    Um, you used it to steal an election from the guy. So yeah. The heat’s on. He has nothing to lose. He’s gone in January. Who are we protecting against? The foxes are in the henhouse. China got what they wanted. Trump gone.

  30. Koko says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2020/12/03/jobless-claims-5/

    U.S. Weekly Jobless Claims Fall to 712,000

    Incoming Preezydunce doesn’t know 712k from 712 million. Sad. He thinks a third of the country died of COVID. 🙁

  31. Koko says:

    LOL!

  32. Koko says:

    This is pretty much how I feel right now.

  33. Koko says:

    It’s a holiday!

  34. Koko says:

    What tha???

  35. Octopus says:

    “Teamwork makes the dream work.”

  36. ISTE says:

    I miss Dutch Oven nights. *sigh*

  37. ISTE says:

    We going for a team sidebar?

    It looks kind of artistic.

  38. ISTE says:

    OK I screen captured it before that mouse woman or that squid thing fucked it up.

  39. ISTE says:

    Now can I continue watching Unforgettable on Amazon?

    I was never attracted to red haired women until I started watching this TV show.

    She has a nice smile, and freckles…

  40. Koko says:

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/12/columbia-law-school-hires-former-fbi-director-james-comey-reason/

    He will teach the law students how to get their guilty clients off by arguing they’re just stupid and didn’t mean to commit a felony. A brilliant legal ploy.