Twitterverse Shrugged.

Charles “updated” his profile image and no one gave a foster, but he wanted to be sure we didn’t miss it. We noticed that someone had messed with it to mask the photogrodys, so we restored it to something closer to reality and gave it our best shot at a worthless mark.

 

 

 

 

 

We couldn’t get the suet pallor quite right, and he still appears a bit narrower in the neck department than in real life – not that he has either one. The un-enhancement indicates some semblance of a ponytail (judging from the terrified stray grays flailing against the hidden scrunchie sucked up tight to his no-neck on the right). Crack spackle hides the pumas in his crevasses.

His head was likely not vertical either: his torso would have been leaning backwards and no chair back could take that kind of abuse for long.

 

Got bored of that non-project real fast, but a dark mockery oozed from behind the rec room couch, from under the cat stuff, and whispered, “What’s behind the mask?”


189 Comments on “Twitterverse Shrugged.”

  1. rightymouse says:

    Is he still wearing that god-awful black t-shirt?? Yeesh!!!

  2. Octopus says:

    Flipping out over this beauty! 😂

  3. Octopus says:

    Don’t worry, hobo. In a couple of months, you’ll be freezing your dick off again. 😂

  4. Octopus says:

    PENIS PENIS PENIS LOL!!!1!

  5. dezzez says:

    Confirmation bias, “Look a poll I like”
    While you enjoy that fantasy Chuck, click your cankles together 3 times and whisper Hillary is president.

  6. Octopus says:

    Mama feeding dem bebbies in my daughter’s backyard…

    https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/kMPGP0oSTj6jWXTALFQZFg.bBduxvSiY4BZZp_1Db3SvH

    A little privacy, please?!

  7. Octopus says:

    https://www.bariweiss.com/resignation-letter

    This letter of resignation from a liberal centrist at the NYT is very telling, of the current toxic twitter-cancel culture that dominates public discourse these days. It’s a sick culture, made up of bullying morons, and I do find it wonderful that they are eating each other. 😄

  8. Octopus says:

    Imma put you guys some Science right here. Learn something new, maybe. I sure did.

    https://vm.tiktok.com/JLEHpVt/

  9. Octopus says:

    No, that’s just the rat in your bathroom.

  10. dezzez says:

    As usual, Chuck misses the point, and goes into stoopid apocalyptic land.

  11. rightymouse says:

    Hubby and I went to a restaurant yesterday in a county where DeWine has mandated face masks. Only one young family came in with them on, the rest of us customers had our middle fingers up at the Ohio Governor.

  12. Octopus says:

    Remember when that whole nonsensical story was debunked to smithereens by everyone in a position to know anything about anything? No? 😂

  13. ISTE says:

    Reparations….

    Ordering popcorn…

    This is going to be fun to watch.

  14. dezzez says:

    Chuck can’t compromise anythings back end with his perpetual flaccid Johnson.

  15. dezzez says:

    True to form, Fimple and his oozing followers know just who is behind it.

    • Bunk X says:

      • dezzez says:

        Chuck is say F.U. to minority owned companies.
        No shock, he has a history of stealing from minorities.

        • Octopus says:

          I bought Goya products online the day the Idiot Left announced they were boycotting. I’m glad I wasn’t the only one. 😃

          • ISTE says:

            I do not really do the only buy from businesses because of the race of the owner. I am British and we like food. Especially none “British” food…

            You can Google this. Number one favorite British food is Indian. Chinese comes a close second.

            There are two African restaurants withing walking distance of my home. I would really like to eat there.

            Nope, when I walked in the door both places I got the ” What the fuck you doing in here white boy ” look.

          • Abu Goya penis penis penis lol says:

            Just spitballin’ here but you can call rent-a-Negro. You’ll be on the hook for 2 meals but how multi-cultural of you. 🦄 🦑

            Not familiar with African food so if you want to clue me in…

          • Bunk X says:

            Daughter had a vietnamese boyfriend who gave her similar advice. Non-vietnamese get the day old stuff because they can’t tell the difference because they always get the day old stuff.

          • Octopus says:

            We like the food at this China Cafe near us, but the staff has a way of speaking rapid-fire Chinese to each other, and laughing, that kind of bugs me. Is that racist? Paranoid? Maybe, but what are they saying, and why is it funny?

            I just know it’s because we’re eating chop meowie. And now I know it’s day-old stuff. Still tastes good, though. 🧐

          • rightymouse says:

            Most Chinese food places we know of stink. Can’t make a decent fried rice AT ALL! We only have two places we get Chinese food from. One is called Noble House and it’s in Hudson, Ohio. They make the BEST fried rice. Hint: it’s not that brown puke you get in most places.

          • rightymouse says:

            YUM!

  16. ISTE says:

    Tomorrow is a new day.

  17. Octopus says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!1!

    That made my morning. 😂💩

    • rightymouse says:

      LOL! 😆
      Had to laugh at this because a Donkey colleague from my old company gave me an earful recently about how divisive Trump is.

      • Octopus says:

        Trump is divisive. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

        When the libturd tantrum since 2016 eases up for a second, we’ll talk about divisive.

    • Bunk X says:

      He cusses like a 5th grader who just discovered the f-bomb.

  18. rightymouse says:

    Our internet has been down a lot the last few days. No idea what in blazes is going on. Grrrrrrrrr! 😦

  19. rightymouse says:

    I can’t be President either. So there! Go eat something.

    • Octopus says:

      Note to Gus: That is not the reason you could never be President. I mean, it’s down the list.

      • rightymouse says:

        I think ‘drug use’, ‘laziness’ and ‘lack of work ethic’ may be some reasons Gussy needs to consider higher on the rung of uselessness.

  20. Octopus says:

    The preciousity of this episode is heartwarming to see and hear. 😂😂😂😂

    • Octopus says:

      I love the smell of tear-gas in the morning!

    • Bunk X says:

      The “apunchieindaFATE” girl was fun.

      • Octopus says:

        She’s the archetype. Everyone is so badass, until they get punched in the mouth, or have their nose broken while being taken down on concrete. Then it’s Cowardly Lion time. Before he finds his courage, I mean.

        • Bunk X says:

          I wanna know what happened after that black guy got back in his car in the vid you posted below. He just sat there as the punks called for reinforcements.

          • Octopus says:

            The way he came firing out of his car into the mob suggests an unusual level of physical self-confidence. The way he settled back in his seat while the twerps tried to rally some more punkasses to attack him suggests he wasn’t worried about that counter-attack. Law enforcement, undercover?

  21. Octopus says:

    https://mobile.twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1284162219777949697

    Simple Fimple has been harping on this since last night. 😂

  22. rightymouse says:

    I had a good friend die this month from an infection (undetected) while on on chemo for cancer. Her white count blood cell count was still low & she couldn’t fight the infection. That’s why I pray for Bunk every night!!
    Ginsburg needs to retire now! But she won’t.
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8534599/Ruth-Bader-Ginsburg-87-reveals-cancer-RETURNED-undergoing-chemotherapy.html

    • Octopus says:

      Cancer is always scary, and chemo is a bitch. So is radiation. People come through it all the time, though, depending on what kind of cancer, and how advanced it is before treatment. My sis-in-law had stage 4 breast cancer, went through the awful surgery and treatment, and now she’s been in remission for six years.

    • Bunk X says:

      No worries, Righty. I’m getting off easy on the side effects – I can handle the night sweats and poopin’ peach pits.

      • rightymouse says:

        Take care! You’re in my prayers!

        • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

          Same here, Bunk. And your family, support staff, and medical professionals. It’s good to have the right peeps all around you.
          You’re dug-in and that stubbornness is Good Medicine.

          • Bunk X says:

            Muchisimas grassyass.

            At my 1st treatment I told the nurse that she was my favorite. The next time I said the same to that nurse By the third time I had them arguing over me.

  23. ISTE says:

    • Octopus says:

      They should be afraid. Elk are descended from a regal line of fearsome ancestors, with massive antlers AND long, sharp tusks. The remnants of those tusks are still there in their upper-jaw, made of ivory like all true tusks, and prized by Native American jewelers.

      The insult to Great Wapiti will not, and is not going unavenged. God help the mostly peaceful protesters.

      • Bunk X says:

        IIRC, they descended from meerkats.

        • ISTE says:

          Portland just got the 103rd Division Airborne Marine combat special forces red, green and bright pink berets Meerkat troops deployed.

          Shit just got real there.

          I am generally none violent and many times in my life when faced with a situation where I may get hit I ran away really fast.

          But as to Portland? Time for blood to be spilled and bones broken and trees of liberty fertilized.

        • Octopus says:

          They might have. Imagine meerkats with sharp tusks and pointy antlers—so much murder! 😱

          • Octopus says:

            The Antifaggoos are idiot children, groomed by Idiot Left teachers and parents. Listen to them snivel, when they are forcefully confronted. 😂😭

    • Bunk X says:

      Lucy rides again! 😀

  24. Octopus says:

    https://mobile.twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1284285144782831618

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • Bunk X says:

      “Now it’s time for another exciting episode of
      Lilith Sinclair – Portland Antifa Activist & Sex Worker!

      • rightymouse says:

        Non-Binary Sex Worker. Does that mean she screws anyone or anything?

        • Octopus says:

          I am in the dark on that, ‘Mouse. I love the way she presents her woke credentials and pauses for the applause she knew she would get, for being so special. I also love the, “Many of you already know,” regarding her stupid alias she took from the old Lilith Fair dykefest. She’s precious as the first snowflake of November! 😂

  25. Bunk X says:

    This is why Gus can’t be a US President.

    • Octopus says:

      That’s the main reason!

      However, it’s good to know there’s a fail-safe, with the Birther Thing. This country has survived a lot, but Gus being in charge? Possibly a bridge too far.

    • rightymouse says:

      😆 😆 😆

  26. Octopus says:

    Andy’s Twitter is really the only thing you need to stay up to date on Portland’s continuing shitshow. To be honest, given the insane responses to federal assistance from city officials, I’d be fine with letting the once-beautiful city burn. Show them what supporting the anarcho-communist basement revolutionaries leads to. Later, when they come crying to Trump for a federal rebuild, we can all tell them to pound sand.

    https://mobile.twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1284439334846967808

  27. Octopus says:

    https://www.vox.com/first-person/2020/7/17/21328316/covid-19-coronavirus-unschooling-homeschooling

    What could POSSIBLY go wrong? It’s the perfect preparation for college, maybe medical school. 😂

    • Bunk X says:

      “Unschooling is a broad term that encompasses a range of labels, definitions, and practices, unique to each person or family. But at its core, it’s the opportunity — and often for new unschoolers, the challenge — for children to explore their own interests rather than adhere to the criteria and curricula predetermined by school boards or other entities.”

      4th grade girls would specialize in drawing horses; 4th grade boys would be working on arm farts.

  28. rightymouse says:

    Walmart booty. 😆

  29. Octopus says:

    In case you guys were wondering:

    😂🥴

    Drink in moderation. Whatever that word might mean to you. Gus, you’ve had enough. 😂

  30. dezzez says:

    When your grief and sincerity is so real and deep you morn the passing of one of your hero’s, of course the first thing you think of is Trump.

    Fat fake

    • Octopus says:

      Fimple never heard of Lewis until today. 😂😂😂

      • dezzez says:

        I was kinda hoping he had said something nasty about the guy in the past so I could spam everyone of his followers replying to his drivel, but I have little desire to dive into the swamp.

        • Bunk X says:

          53 Charles Sat, Apr 10, 2010 3:02:54pm

          re: #43 Killgore Trout

          t’s Breitbart: At SRLC, Blogger Accuses Media Of Fabricating Racist Health Care Attacks (VIDEO)
          [Video]

          Actually, he’s accusing Rep. John Lewis of lying.
          And he says they asked for it anyway, by walking through the tea partiers.

          263 Charles Tue, Apr 13, 2010 11:11:30am

          re: #16 Buck

          It aint proof that it didn’t happen,,, and a bunch of people (who were not there) saying it did does not prove it happen.
          Does anyone have Reps. John Lewis on the record saying it happened? Not someone else saying he said it did, but the actual people saying it happened to them.

          You could try reading the article:

          Lewis declined to discuss the issue with The Associated Press. Asked whether the epithet was used, his spokeswoman said: “Yes. Congressman Lewis did hear the N-word yelled from the crowd.”

          All I got.

      • Bunk X says:

        Hamberder? I think he meant cofefe.

  31. Octopus says:

    She’s making six figures monthly, before you scoff. 🤔

  32. ISTE says:

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    And if two little Black bastards don’t stop chewing my USB charging cables
    Then supper is cat stew.

    • ISTE says:

      Today a friend visited and the friend gave me an Android USB cable as it was not required.

      Thank you friend! It is the only cable that works here!!!!!!

    • ISTE says:

      I was actually going to go somewhere with my affectionate but maybe politically incorrect reference to the two KOC ( Kittens Of Colour ) that live here.

      However this place is probably not the best forum for me to go off on a rant.

      All I will say is Dambusters,

  33. dezzez says:

    Ah, how about all the apocalyptic predictions from Democrats Chuck?
    Want me to list the ones you’ve been wrong about Chuck?
    Have you got a few decades to spare?

  34. Bunk X says:

    This is kinda fun.
    [language warning]

    [video src="https://videos.files.wordpress.com/bQEx6rHO/hero_hd.mp4" /]

  35. rightymouse says:

    What the….. ? 😯

  36. rightymouse says:

    I hope Bunk likes this one. 😆

  37. rightymouse says:

    We’re going to go visit my MIL today & take her to a late lunch. She lives in one of the counties that has a mask mandate. We ain’t wearing no stupid face masks. 🙂

  38. ISTE says:

    Every morning at 3am be like…….

  39. ISTE says:

    Erased from history

    • ISTE says:

      That was the movie. The grave of the real Nigger who died in 1943 has been erased too.

    • Bunk X says:

      The Conservative former minister Sir Edward Leigh, whose constituency includes Scampton, wrote to the RAF station commander saying: “Undoubtedly we are both more sensitive and more sensible today when it comes to the delicateness of racialist and derogatory terminology which had been used with unfortunate informality in the past.

      “It is perfectly understandable that this is a tricky matter to which there are no simple or easy solutions. I am, however, very fearful of our ability today to erase or rewrite history.

      “The past needs to be explained, taught about and learned from – not rewritten. Wing Commander Gibson’s dog was much loved by the Dambusters and was killed while he was on a raid risking his life to defend our country.”

      Somebody got triggered by a WWII icon.

      • ISTE says:

        Within the black community nigger is a term of endearment. I wish some black rapper would acknowledge the most well known and loved nigger that ever walked on God’s green earth.

        But sadly Nigger is being erased from history.

  40. rightymouse says:

    We have a thunderstorm going on right now and hubby has decided that now is also the time to mouth off like an a-hole for no reason except maybe he’s had too much to drink.

    • ISTE says:

      If he digs up a grave of a dead dog or topples a statue post pics please.

      • rightymouse says:

        He’s sulking on the front porch.

        • rightymouse says:

          Ok. We’ve kissed & made up. Ain’t love grand? 🙂

          • Octopus says:

            Life During The 2020 Dempanic. 😷😂

            The wife and I have had a few boredom and stress-related squabbles, this summer. I hear it’s going around, more so than the Peking Pox.

          • rightymouse says:

            I don’t understand his attitudes at times and he can’t explain them without giving me a headache. Making up is fun though!

  41. ISTE says:

    This cultural appropriation shit is getting stupid too.So a hot young lady likes to Riverdance. I cannot see anything wrong with that.

  42. ISTE says:

    Now I am going to culturally appropriate a big steaming plate of Thai curry consisting of beef, shrimp, onions, green peppers and mushrooms. Served with flour tortillas, sour cream and salsa.

    I do not care who I culturally offend. Good night!

  43. dezzez says:

    “Friend” lololol, good one fimple.

    Now go find a quiet corner, yo know what to do.