Charles Johnson der Twitterkrieger

Yeah, sure he didn’t. Interesting that the @lizardoid account is still live, yet scraped clean of all tweets. Also interesting is the account has a girthdate of September 2012. (not February 2009) and Twitter supposedly deleted inactive and duplicate accounts years ago. Yeah, sure they did.

So why did Charles want it? So he could taunt, scold, pester and harangue people who never heard of Charles or LGF and don’t give a Johnson what he thinks, all in hopes of being recognized as a heavy hitter in his own dark closet of fetid fury. Spew, spew, spew.

When he’s not spitting lame insults willynilly he’s displaying his pithy wit for all to scroll past, like this:


125 Comments on “Charles Johnson der Twitterkrieger”

  1. Koko says:

    And the answer to why you want it was to be revealed. You killed your once popular website by joining the very Idiotarians you had ridiculed there for nearly a decade. And then tried to pretend that was a totally normal thing to do. So you turned to Twitter in hopes of attracting newbies from the left who hopefully didn’t know anything about old LGF or liberal-hating Chonky Johnson. Now you’re still broke as a joke but also addicted to Twitter.

  2. Koko says:

    Wow. And just like that it’s Derby Day. Postponed until September of course.

  3. Koko says:

    Despite exculpatory and exonerating evidence coming out showing that Flynn’s guilty plea was coerced. And that the FBI agents wanted to close the case but crooked political operatives on the FBI seventh floor like Strzok, McCabe and Comey kept it open, the judge is still trying to railroad Flynn by blocking any further appeals. So still looks like Flynn’s going to jail.

    Someone pointed out yesterday NO MSM outlets reported the story. Instead they report Trump’s “Twitter rampage” about it. That’s the story on CNN. It’s merely a Trump conspiracy theory.

  4. dezzez says:

    “Even with all my super blocking skills, I keep getting Twitter time-outs I never admit to, Also Google Ads is pulling out of my website faster than the French army”

    • Bunk X says:

      Deep music…

      • Octopus says:

        Chonky’s taste runs really deep, like whale shit. 😂

        • Octopus says:

          Seger released that song in ‘66, when he was 21 years old. Same year as “Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Man.” Pretty good start, eh? And then it took him about a decade to make it big nationally, and worldwide. Gotta keep hustling!

      • Octopus says:

        That cartoon music makes me want to go skipping through animated woodland dell with Bugs and Daffy! 😃

  5. Koko says:


  6. Koko says:

    Donald and Levin are responding to Wallace’s genius assessment that Tara Reade is part of a right wing conspiracy to get Biden. However, she doesn’t even know her own subject. I read the other day that Reade has been agonizing over who to go to in the press. Despite being assaulted by Joey Fingers Biden she’s still a left winger. She doesn’t want to go to Fox News. Had Wallace not attacked her and hence alienated her she might have landed that coveted interview with Reade. Trump’s right she’s a hack and a loser who only has a job because she’s a backstabber. No charisma for the main network jobs, no journalistic instincts. Desperate to be liked by the left.

  7. Koko says:

    OMG this was so dreadful. Terrible impressions. There is one joke. And that is that Ingraham and Janine are virulent bigots as are all people who watch Fox News. The infants who did the writing apparently are not even aware that Ingraham is a big Catholic and covers issues Catholics care about. She has Ray Arroyo on every week for chrissakes! I’m sure they have no idea who he is (EWTN World News anchor). They whiffed on that completely instead going for the tired, boring not funny conservative = Nazi.

    McKinnon’s impression of Laura Ingraham sucked. In fact, I’ve never seen her do a good impression. Her made up characters make me laugh a lot more. Like the Russian chick or the alien abducted chick. Then they bring a chick on to imitate Judge Janine and there’s not even an attempt at an impression. I would think JJ would be easier than Ingraham because she’s got that husky strained voice, she’s tanned (being Lebanese), she’s older, her hair is like a helmet and she very often shows her sun damaged shoulders. You could exaggerate all of that and we could all laugh. But no. None of that. Just some tiresome white bitch reciting the left wing virtue signals masquerading as jokes. As usual.

    • rightymouse says:

      They’re just awful How is SNL still functioning??

      • Octopus says:

        Like the other late night losers, they get by on “agreement applause,” rather than laughs. It’s embarrassing, to real comedians who aren’t afraid to speak up about the sorry state of today’s “comedy.”

  8. Koko says:

    Chonk’s going for the big laughs again! Oh stop Chonky. Our sides are splitting!! You’re sure to be seen as cool now with the kids on Twitter.

  9. Koko says:

    That needle’s not gonna hold!

  10. Koko says:

    Wow. That was so dip shitty and gay.

    Chonk and his friends on Twitter:

  11. Koko says:

    Buffett cries uncle on Berkshire’s airline stocks. They say he eschewed them prior to 2016 but got greedy in recent years (my interpretation). Anyone caught holding the bag lost their ass. He lost on average about 65% value of his airline stocks and just sold out at a mega loss. Oh well. Pigs get slaughtered.

    • Octopus says:

      Nothing like a little unforeseeable plague to wipe out a stock that depends on People.

  12. rightymouse says:

    IIRC…didn’t Fatass dump his Lizardoid tweets right around the Rauhauser fiasco??

    • Octopus says:

      I believe so. He made a quiet adjustment to his social media identity, scrubbing a buttload of glurge, only to quickly resume the exact same stupit behavior.

    • Bunk X says:

      He was also playing footsie with Shoq, Angry Black Lady (can’t remember her name) and a pig-faced woman.

  13. ISTE says:

    Although some people have young kittens to distract them there are times when the cute kittens are asleep and the grown ups play.

    For example, Boris was once a kitten. Now three years later, well… Still a kitten at heart.

    We need fish!

  14. Koko says:

    Chonky’s still the same. Except without the gamblers luck. And the winning. And being damned good. And the charm.

    Bob has his bestest Adidas track shoes on for this concert. Very practical 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      A lot of other rockers were jealous of Seger’s voice, and ability to sing anything. Springsteen, in particular, expressed his early insecurity about his singing by citing Seger’s “effortless” delivery. Bob has always been a huge admirer of John Fogerty’s voice, and tried to mimic him on some early songs. Everybody thinks someone else Is better.

  15. Octopus says:


  16. Octopus says:

    King goes for a mic-drop moment, hits his own foot.

  17. ISTE says:

    Well, as you know I hate animals and that is why in the twilight of my life I am taking a Texas A&M online course to be a Veterinarian Assistant.

    3 classes into a 35 class course and I see a pattern emerging.

    Roles of staff working in an animal hospital.

    Veterinarian: Does the really fancy and cool stuff and earns big money. Requires a 4 year degree and then 4 years more at vet school.

    Veterinarian Technician: A two year full time college course.

    Veterinarian Assistant: 225 hours online.

    First three classes and each class has mentioned the job of a Veterinarian Assistant is to properly handle an animal so as to avoid the Veterinarian getting bitten.

    Now, for any Star Trek fans, a Veterinarian Assistant seems to be the earthbound equivalent of a Starship crew member who wears a red shirt.


    • Koko says:


    • rightymouse says:

      I think you’d be an awesome Vet Assistant!! Go for it!! 🙂

  18. rightymouse says:

    Interesting U.S. CDC stats from 2017:

    Number of deaths for leading causes of death
    Heart disease: 647,457
    Cancer: 599,108
    Accidents (unintentional injuries): 169,936
    Chronic lower respiratory diseases: 160,201
    Stroke (cerebrovascular diseases): 146,383
    Alzheimer’s disease: 121,404
    Diabetes: 83,564
    Influenza and pneumonia: 55,672
    Nephritis, nephrotic syndrome, and nephrosis: 50,633
    Intentional self-harm (suicide): 47,173

  19. Bunk X says:

    Off to surgery! YAY!

  20. Octopus says:

    Again…having people dying in the family, and others tending to the sick and elderly all over town, I haven’t objected strongly to the lockdown thus far. At the same time, it’s killing the Michigan economy, from the auto companies to the smallest Ma & Pa biznitches. There are limits to what we can accept, during this thing. To me, closing beaches or any other outdoor venue is overkill. Get a grip.

  21. rightymouse says:

    I just ordered flowers Mother’s Day flowers for my MIL. She’s 88 going on 16. Seriously, she’s amazing! I’m closer to her than I was to my own mother. Please take care of the Moms in your life this weekend. 🙂 We’re planning an outdoor party at my BIL’s house on Sunday for family. Will be fabulous!! 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      Old people who keep a young-ish perspective, without the ignorance, are my heroes. I seek to emulate them whenever possible.

      • rightymouse says:

        She takes great care of herself and does NOT look her age at all! She’s also an ardent Trump supporter. 🙂

  22. rightymouse says:

    Went out early this morning to several grocery stores. Was able to get beef products. The chicken products were almost sold out. It was 9:30 in the morning and they opened at 9:00. TP and kitchen/laundry products were basically sold out. What was left were generic items. What the hell is going on???

    • Octopus says:

      People are still hoarding, and a lot of businesses along the supply lines are disrupted. Here, we have plenty of toilet paper, and the meat department at Kroger was fully stocked today. Still no Lysol Wipes or hand sanitizers, but we made our own with isopropyl alcohol and aloe vera. ‘Allo, Vera! 😀

    • Koko says:

      Same as Octo here in N. KY. Paper products are plenty. People have stopped hoarding it here. About the only thing I couldn’t get at Kroger was the Clorox/Lysol antibact/viral wipes. And rubbing alchohol. My wife went somewhere else this morning and found the alchohol. So we’re good there. I’m still wearing a commando camo bandana so I would like to get some masks. I haven’t been to the pharmacy in awhile so maybe I’ll check there on my next venture out.

  23. dezzez says:

    Don’t get your hopes up lard ass.

  24. Koko says:

    Trump crushes the RINO Never Trumper squad and their goofy unoriginal video. Has 10s of thousands of 💗s.

  25. Koko says:

    Sad to say but none of this will amount to anything. Comey’s a millionaire from his book sales alone, if not already from decades of moving back and forth from government Deep State positions to sweet corporate jobs and then back to government to help build a bullet proof cabal of crooked cops to do the bidding of the powerful. He’s not going to jail.

    Wray’s job is merely to deflect by pretending he’s doing Trump’s bidding and pretending to make sure “it will never happen again”. With a wink and tongue firmly in cheek. Everyone in the 7th floor knew they might lose their job and indeed several have. But McCabe, Page and Strzok will have books and do speaking tours too, netting millions. They’re heroes of the left. They may be dragged back for more questioning, wasting more time and taxpayer money pointlessly. Barr is waiting for all this to blow over, hoping he doesn’t have to do anything. Durham is moving at a glacial pace. Graham goes from fiery promises to conduct investigations, then years go by and he claims he has to wait until the other investigations are complete. Otherwise he’d be interfering. THEN he’ll do a full investigation. Translation: never, especially if Trump gets voted out. Clearly everything now is in a holding pattern with hopes that Trump loses in November. Then it all gets dropped.

  26. dezzez says:

    Translation, I’m barely holding on to my account now!

    • Octopus says:

      Biden: “You and me will go swimming in the hotel pool later, and you can run your little hands through the hair on my legs. Sound like fun?”

  27. Koko says:


  28. Bunk X says:

    ICYMI, here are my 9Am daily WebEx meeting notes for the month of April.

  29. Octopus says:

    Today is National Beaver Joke Day. 😀

  30. ISTE says:

    Veterinarian Assistant lesson two.

    Professional Conduct and Ethics

    Basically try not to yell “FUCK!!!! ” when you get bitten.

    I am going to have to work hard at that.

    • Octopus says:

      Bite them back, when the vet turns away. Teach them who’s boss.

      • ISTE says:

        Duct tape, welding gloves and a baseball bat already ordered from Amazon.

        I got this….

        • Bunk X says:

          If you get a dog with a bad attitude, put some wolf howls on your smart phone. Scares the hell out of them.

          You might need to mop the floor afterwards.

          • rightymouse says:

            Would scare me too!!! 😯

          • Octopus says:

            And wolf urine on shoes and pants. Like magic!

          • poteen2 says:

            If you can teach a wolf to piss on your shoes, your Dachshund shouldn’t be much of a challenge.:)

          • Bunk X says:

            A few years ago some of our neighbors had kikme dogs – the non-stop yapping kind. I have patio speakers hooked up to a CD player, and a CD entitles “Sounds of the Animal World.”

            The wolf barks and howls worked.

  31. Octopus says:

    Well, there it is. The goalposts are now exactly where we knew the Idiot Left would put them. Give ‘em an inch, they take the whole Constitution and flush it.

    • Koko says:

      Trump said it best:


      “I think Congress is inclined to do a lot of things but I don’t think they’re inclined to do bailouts. A bailout is different than, you know, reimbursing for the plague,”

      “It’s not fair to the Republicans because all the states that need help — they’re run by Democrats in every case. Florida is doing phenomenal, Texas is doing phenomenal, the Midwest is, you know, fantastic — very little debt.”

      Trump also said, “You look at Illinois, you look at New York, look at California, you know, those three, there’s tremendous debt there, and many others.

      “I don’t think the Republicans want to be in a position where they bail out states that are, that have been mismanaged over a long period of time,” he said.

    • Bunk X says:

      L.A. is housing the “people experiencing homelessness” in hotels that were closed down due to the Chinarus. They are also providing drugs so the vagrants don’t have to go out to get a fix.

  32. Octopus says:

    Aww, that’s so cute! Even though your Maine mansion features its own sweet little movie theater. You’re so deprived!

  33. Koko says:

    Wow. What an excuse machine. Plenty of women raise children with a career and NO husband.

    On blacks not showing up to vote for 0bungle:

    “It wasn’t just in this election, but every midterm, every time Barack didn’t get the Congress he needed, that was because our folks didn’t show up,” she added. “After all that work, they just couldn’t be bothered to vote at all. That’s my trauma.”

    As she’s shown before, she identifies as a black (“our folks”). Not an American. What a clown. Hope dopey Joe chooses her as VP. No way a snowflake like her could take the heat even with the MSM coddling and protecting her.

  34. dezzez says:

    Hey Chunk, I reported your face book page every time you posted your fake bull s**t.

  35. rightymouse says:

    Nancy is female?? 😯

  36. rightymouse says:

    That’s hilarious coming from a stoned drunk. 😆

    • Koko says:

      But they can put together a cogent plan to get and keep a fucking job with benefits, get married, have a family, buy a house and cars and plan for retirement. And no they wouldn’t need a logical argument to get coffee. It’s free at work. Dickweed.

  37. rightymouse says:

    Biden lies like a rug. 😆

  38. rightymouse says:

    Salon owner in Texas ordered released from prison. Yes!!! 🙂

  39. rightymouse says:

    Booze & Pot time!!!

  40. rightymouse says:

    DOJ is dropping Flynn’s case and liberal heads are exploding.

    • Bunk X says:

      That case should have been thrown out long ago. I hope to see some people behind bars.

    • Koko says:

      The alphabet networks will ignore it. CNN and AMESSNBC will have panels of liberals all focusing on the fact that he pled guilty. They’ve already been doing it. The liberals that are aware of it do not care that an innocent man was railroaded and hence bankrupted trying to defend against it. They were perfectly happy to see him rot in jail because he was going to be a Trump advisor. That’s crime enough.

  41. dezzez says:

    Chuck is clutching his pearls again (tiny testicles) someone push his fainting couch (flat bed truck) under him.