Charles Johnson on Joe Biden’s Lies

Charles Sun, Jun 3, 2007

Biden wins for “phoniest emotional outburst.”

Charles Wed, Sep 26, 2007

Biden’s fine with sanctuary cities too, but he’s taking a much longer time to say it.

Biden’s makeup goes all the way over his balding head.

I feel for the makeup artist who had to make Biden’s scalp look natural.

Charles Tue, Oct 30, 2007

Biden’s had too much Zoloft.

Biden’s forgetting to complete words. It’s the lightning round!

Charles Fri, Aug 22, 2008

Please pick Biden. Yes. Couldn’t ask for an angrier, more arrogant Dem.

Charles Thu, Oct 2, 2008

Biden: I’ve dealt with violence against women.
Obvious enough?

Biden’s grinning like a goon at her when he thinks the cameras are not on him.

Biden is beginning to look very tired.

Biden: “This is the most important election since 1932.” WTF?

Who would have thought that it would be Biden who started crying?

Biden’s voice is approaching a monotone. He’s lethargic.

There are going to be some koolaid drinkers voting for Biden.

Charles Wed, Jun 30, 2010

I’ll bet Andrew Breitbart wrote this headline for Drudge Report:
Biden Compares Republicans to Nazis…

134 Comments on “Charles Johnson on Joe Biden’s Lies”

  1. Octopus says:

    That’s pure gold, right there. The sudden lurch to the Idiot Left at the end could give a person whiplash. Crazy, man! 😂

    Isn’t it weird how a 60-something man could be so “misled” on everything, all the players and events in the political and scientific worlds, and then up and change his positions on EVERYTHING in the span of about a minute? Does that seem “sane” to you? 😱😂

  2. rightymouse says:

    It’s cold and nasty this morning in NE Ohio. It’s been snowing off and on. Ugh.

    • Octopus says:

      Spring has sproing! 🙂

    • Koko says:

      That’s so crazy. It’s pretty here but surprisingly cold. I like it though. Shows those idiots nothing changes under the sun. And proves they’re liars and/or fools.

      • Octopus says:

        Every year, we get episodes of “strange weather,” that simply must be the result of Global Climate Chaos OMFG!!1! Every season, in fact. It’s quite remarkable. 😆

        Just in Michigan, we’ve had snow in June before, about 75 years ago. We had 75 degree temps in January, one crazy year a long time ago. In the Before-Time. Before all these idiots started claiming they could read the tea leaves and tell us everything what was gonna happen in the sky. Wolf-God is eating the Sun! Oh, shit. Six more months of blood and frogs. 😦

  3. rightymouse says:

    Gawd. Fatso is so stupid.

    • Octopus says:

      She has a degree in Economics and a Master’s in Business, and ran a wildly-successful business of her own before her father became President and the Idiot Left ran a cancel-culture hit on her own, led by Hollywood screaming meemies. That’s why, Fatass. You cratered your blog like an imbecile. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        And I LOVE her perfume!! It’s incredibly elegant!! 🙂

        • Octopus says:

          She, herself, is incredibly elegant and accomplished. The Idiot Left’s feeble attempts to drag her down to their level have utterly failed. This past week, the ugly old has-been Howard Stern went after her husband, and made an even-bigger jackass of himself.

          • rightymouse says:

            Howard Stern needs to live at his shrink’s office.

            Get some of Ivanka’s perfume for your wife. I guarantee she’ll be sniff-worthy!! 🙂

          • Octopus says:

            I have to admit, Howard’s trophy wife is a looker:

            With his incredible looks and tiny penis (he’s been talking about it for 30 years), I’m SURE she’s not attracted to him for his wallet. 😆

    • koko says:

      Uh because she’s way, way way smarter than you. And let’s not get on the subject of pretty.

  4. rightymouse says:

    His begging bowl is still stuck on stupid.
    $10,625 raised of $20,000 goal
    Last two donations:

    2 d
    11 d

    • Octopus says:

      He gets NOTHING from “his fans.” He has no fans! 😆

      Except us, of course. We adore your every shrewd strategic move, Chonky. What in the world will you do next?!

  5. rightymouse says:

    Let’s bankrupt the country! Yayyyyyyyy!

    • rightymouse says:

      Hey, Kamala! How about encouraging Governors to get people in low risk areas back to work?

    • Koko says:

      Yeah great idea Kamala. Let’s go flat out commie. Because who did this to us and then lied about it? Name starts with C ends in A and isn’t named Donald.

      OK I’m being bitter though. Can we please unleash a billion bright creative asians? And get these Nazis off of them? That would be awesome. Thanks, world.

  6. rightymouse says:

    Rep. Dan Crenshaw tears Hillary a new asshole.

  7. dezzez says:

    Sorry fat ass, unless you own 1 hell of a microscope, it is for all practical purposes, “invisible”

  8. rightymouse says:

    In the dumpster? 🙄

    • Octopus says:

      Did you file your taxes, and give them your bank account number? If so, it’s coming soon. If not, which I strongly suspect is the case, you’ll need to fill out a special form for the poor, the chronically unemployed, and derelicts of society. You’ll still get a check, but you’ll get it in the last group. Now have another slug and a toke, and go back to babbling at perfect strangers on the internet, like a pee-smelling bum on the street.

      • Bunk X says:

        He’ll also have to open a bank account, but in order to do that he’ll have to get his expired driver’s license reinstated, which means that he’ll have to stay sober long enough to pass the test. I guess the aggravation is worth it for $1,200 worth of back rent.

  9. rightymouse says:


  10. rightymouse says:

    So, I got a fraud alert from my bank today that some asshole from out of state tried to charge stuff to my new debit card. One charge got blocked, but another went through. New card on the way. I hate crap like this. How does fraud like this happen??

    • koko says:

      Man that’s total suck. Every year and a half or so my my credit union has to send me another card because of this. You can’t go to friggin Europe, Britain or Canada without notifying them personally. I think some asswipe tried to buy a Jaguar on my account. The used ones are evidently less than a 100 grand. Yah that’s not conspicuous. 🙂

      • rightymouse says:

        Am so pissed. Have no idea how anyone got my card info, let alone someone from another State.

        • Octopus says:

          It’s happened to us several times, too. One time we were stranded in NYC with no cards working, between one getting stolen/hacked and the others shut down for suspicion of same, because we were charging a lot of stuff like furniture and groceries in the city, and they forgot that we had notified them ahead of time we would be traveling and using our cards there. That’s a messed-up situation, believe me.

  11. Octopus says:

    Persevaratin’ like a mofo! 😆

    This is word for word, with a couple of very small omissions that didn’t make it one bit more coherent.…
    17 minutes ago
    He’s been going for two hours and still no sign of stopping.
    23 minutes ago
    Somebody pull the plug on this demented press conference. Please.
    27 minutes ago
    “Staying at home leads to death also!”
    31 minutes ago
    Now he’s saying the coronavirus is a GENIUS. No word on how stable of a genius, though.
    39 minutes ago
    That’s a verbatim transcript, BTW.
    40 minutes ago
    “This is a very brilliant enemy! You know, it’s a brilliant enemy! … The GEERRMM has gotten so brilliant that the a……
    41 minutes ago
    Trump obviously has nothing pressing on his schedule, and feels free to babble and boast and gibber and lie to his……
    49 minutes ago
    @KevinMKruse See how you are?
    1 hour ago
    And he suddenly switched gears and started attacking the World Trade Organization. Argh.
    1 hour ago

  12. dezzez says:

    Bwhahaha, HAHAHA, oh my sides hurt bahahaha.

    Hahaha, I need oxygen, bwhahaha

    • Bunk X says:

      He wants to bang his girlfriend’s mom but she listens to Rush??
      I mean, like, um, eh, crap. I got nothin’.

      • Bunk X says:

        Charles Sun, Apr 11, 2004 12:12:15pm

        cedar: you’re really starting to show your jerk badge.
        The “Nuke Mecca crowd,” as you put it, does not appear on the front page.
        “A dumb post.” I’m trying to remain level-headed here. But someday I’d like to see how you react if you wake up on a nice Easter morning and find the Mudfilter slimeballs chuckling and patting each other on the back at how clever they are for comparing you to Adolf Hitler’s girlfriend.
        In an ugly polka dot dress to boot.
        Right, but that’s just “dumb.” Whereas, pointing it out is “shameful, hypocritical, disingenuous,” etc. etc. etc. retch.
        That “dumb” post stayed up for almost 6 hours, until I linked to it. I’m pretty sure that if I hadn’t linked to it, it would have remained.
        Now go away, you pest.

  13. Koko says:

    But anyway you know no one’s really paying attention to him but us. 🥰 😱 😈

  14. Octopus says:

    Don’t jump through Chonky’s hoops to watch this fine acoustic performance of a great Bowie song. 😆

    • Koko says:

      That literally made me me cry. Bowie instructed but it’s just an echo. And that’s one great musician. Wow it comes out when they really have the talent.

      • Octopus says:

        My first Bowie album was “Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars,” and I’ve been a huge fan of his music ever since. When the remastered/deluxe version of that album came out, it included a bunch of songs that didn’t make the cut on the original, but fit right in musically, if not thematically. It’s frickin’ awesome, and sounds incredible on the stereo equipment I have now.

        This demo version of “Lady Stardust” really got to me. It might be better than the album version, which is amazing in itself. It’s a classic rock story of overnight success followed by self-destruction, with shades of Hendrix, and St. Peter denying he knew Christ, and other images of mythical human sacrifice. Just a guy and a piano, and a shit-load of genius.

  15. rightymouse says:

    Just read where Octo’s Governor in Michigan has banned visits to friends/relatives. Ugh!!!

    • Octopus says:

      She’s a horrible governor, totally out for herself. She thinks she’s on the way up in the political world, and I wouldn’t count her out for the VP slot. Also, she’s a Reptilian Humanoid, one of the alien race that secretly controls everything, but that’s none of my business. 😆

      She’s a little older now, but by Reptilian standards, she’s still a youngster. They live a very long time, like vampires. They also drink blood like vampires, but not just at night.

  16. rightymouse says:


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  21. rightymouse says:

    Fatso was right about Joe Biden until Obama became President. Then, he purged his blog of all his conservative posters & figured he’d become the next Huffington Post or Daily Kos. Biden became awesome to him! Unfortunately for the obese one & fortunately for the blogsphere, he’s considered a fake.

    • Octopus says:

      What was it, about three weeks before any major news outlet picked up on this story? I mean, besides Breitbart and Daily Caller, and a couple of other conservative-leaning sites. It’s beyond disgraceful, and I believe every word of this woman’s complaint. It totally rings true, with lots of ugly details that fit what I’ve seen of Sniffy in public.

  22. Octopus says:

    Just when I decry another man’s lecherous behavior, I am compelled to post this pulchritudinous pic. “Muh-muh-myy, Corona!” 🙂

  23. Octopus says:

    Stay home, stay safe. For a little while longer.

  24. Koko says:

    Here’s the world in 2050. So I guess stuff better.

    • Koko says:

      get’s better, that is.

      • Octopus says:

        Superboy is going to really help mankind, once he gets past his childish-misbehavior phase, and the dreaded teen-churlishness phase. Oh, the dastardly pranks he’ll pull!

  25. Bunk X says:

    The Young Turks have spoken, and the Big Weeger’s not happy.

    I imagine working for the Weege would be like working for Meltdown Man.

  26. Octopus says:

    This got me. 😭

    • Koko says:

      What a poor sweety. Talk about stoic. Now she needs a good home.

      • ISTE says:

        I am a cat person…..

        Not watching it.

        • Koko says:

          Oh I get that. I would have a house full of cats but my wife is severely allergic to the dander. So I have to settle for the canine solution only. I mean I’ve seen the reaction. We’re talking full on reaction with tears and face swelling and snot faced. They’re not faking it.

          • ISTE says:

            I would have a house full of dogs as well.

            Just saying I have to be selective with my feelings and realistic.

        • koko says:

          You’re probably thinking well get rid of the wife. 🙂 I’ve had that thought.

    • rightymouse says:

      That video triggered something that made tears come out of my eyes. Dang you!! 😦

  27. ISTE says:

    Cat update.

    Google ” ghost tabby ”

    Seems I got two.

    Black cats with black stripes?

    Yep, I must be smoking the good shit!

  28. Koko says:

    And it’s gonna turn out none of it’s illegal. In fact when no one was looking treason and sedition were ruled just a guideline in the left turd law books. There’s no laws. These are things you’re just not supposed to do anymore. Ya know optics and what not. We gorilla’s aren’t supposed to fling our shit either….butt.

    • Bunk X says:

      Speaking of russians, I just finished watching Chernobyl. Spooky true story, that. A lot of details came out after the fall of the USSR. I had assumed that some of the pressure sensors/controllers were faulty and failed prematurely.

      Supposedly there was a lot of equipment sabotage going on during those “dentente” years.

      • Koko says:

        And as I recall it was ’86 and we woke up after doing acid all night and with a bong on hand witnessed this horror on CNN back when they didn’t suck. BTW the we was just a guy friend of mine. We didn’t have chicks. But he did introduce me and my wife. And two hulking monster girls later … Not cats.

        Amazing life we’ve lived. And it just keeps getting better? Or just getting…we’ll. There’s always the Zombie Catopolypse. Keep your powder dry people.

  29. Koko says:

    You know it just reminds of my years coming up reading sci fi. And you know I was watching Future Man because that’s what I do. Season 3 is EPIC BTW. But they have this disclaimer only for mature audiences. And I’m like REALLY? Does this sound mature to you?

  30. ISTE says:

    Boring cat video of two cats not fighting.

    Just a Saturday cat video. They are eight weeks and one day old. How do I know exactly how old they are you may ask. Well, got them at two days old and that seems like years ago.
    All they do now is eat, sleep and fight. except when I point a camera at them they stop fighting and then they just sit and look cute.


    • Koko says:

      Classic cats. Just when you want them to act out to show what crazy asses they are, they turn around and behave like little angels. OF COURSE!

      • ISTE says:

        They do not know I have some go pro type camera stuff that I can set up to record the little shits 24/7 However that means I have to do the video editing stuff to capture the best action.

        Cant be bothered, the little bastards get put in an old and very used Amazon box and dumped next week.

        I will video that as I drive away…

        Goodbye cats.

  31. Koko says:


    The Queen recalled how “many Christians would normally light candles together” on Holy Saturday, the sombre day preceding Easter Sunday when Christ lay in his tomb — and, according to Christian teaching, descended into Hades and preached to the dead.

    Our bishop here in Covington had a statement a few days ago. It was very self less and spoke of how got God may let the good happen. But it’s left to Him It’s very touching and moving. He spoke of reconciliation which my wife reminds me is a Latin reference eyelash to eyelash. As an atheist I realize I have two brains. One is God. I talk to that brain. And it affirms me. My daughter comes down from her room in the middle of the night and asks me Dad who are talking to?

  32. Koko says:

    Happy Easter ya heathens.

  33. rightymouse says:

    That’s because you’re a pathetic jerk in addition to being an atheist.

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  35. rightymouse says:

    Rib roast on the menu for dinner tonight. 🙂
    Last night I made a pot of spaghetti sauce with Italian sausage in it. We’re good for a few days. 🙂
    Friggin’ store was out of TP AND paper towels yesterday. Good grief!

    • Abu the Essential Employee says:

      No Lysol wipes either. Tomorrow before I get to the office I’ll hit WalMart for post-Easter candy sales. Cadbury eggs marked down. Yessssh. This way when the others return we can have a get-together and catch up.

  36. rightymouse says:

    Yeah liberals! So tolerant, kind and inclusive! LOLOLOLOL! Effing jokes.

  37. Octopus says:

    “Girl Meets Farm” — cooking show featuring Molly Yeh. 😚😋