Little Green Footballs’ content is not just a little thin, it’s emaciated.

Yeah, weak tea indeed. This past week the big boy busied himself by posting music videos and inane opinions by Seth Meyers and some guy whose podcast nobody listens to.

Out of 20 posts, Charles managed to squeeze in only two Orange Man Bad rants.















<< One shows Johnson’s willful ignorance of the history, purpose and intent of the Defense Production Act,

Johnson couldn’t opine on the idiocy of the WashPo op-ed columnist, and instead cut and pasted a snippet.

<< and the other completely mischaracterizes what the President said about loosening up restrictions (imposed due to the Wuhan virus hysteria) by Easter.

Although he didn’t mean to, Johnson stumbled on the truth when he wrote, “The longer things stay shut down, the more it harms the economy.”

No one is capable of “providing quality independent journalism and commentary” like that. Now go thaw a fish, Charles.

183 Comments on “Little Green Footballs’ content is not just a little thin, it’s emaciated.”

  1. Octopus says:

    Chonky’s Major Statement On The State Of The Nation:

    “Yeah, I got nuthin’.”

  2. Octopus says:

    Anyone watch that musical tribute to the Coronavirus last night, hosted by the great Elton John? It was billed as an evening of friends and music, to help cheer and entertain us in our darkest hour, or something like that. I recorded it and watched as much as I could stand this morning.

    Aside from a couple of people, the artists all chose to play depressing versions of their most depressing songs. What a bummer! The songs were separated by more sad news about people being sick and dying, most of them poor and disadvantaged. America is a terrible place, really, but there are some good people trying to help, like us rich artists in our fabulous homes. 😂

    The story of this pandemic has much plotline left to reveal, and our response to it will be dissected from every possible viewpoint, moral, political, and economic among them. Did we do enough to help our people? Did we help the rest of the world? Orange Man Bad, but should he be tried and executed for his villainy? Go hug a Chinese person, while you deliberate.

    • rightymouse says:

      Hubby and I watched (again) ‘About Schmidt’ last night. Hubby loves the movie while I find it depressing. Then we watched the last bit of Levin’s show and right after that Elton John came on and the show started. Hubby said ‘no effing way he was going to watch a bunch of liberals’ & walked out of the room. I went to bed & read for a while. Am glad we didn’t watch!!

      • Octopus says:

        There is nothing so lugubrious as a libturd in La-La Land, in their living room, singing a lonely lyric to enlighten humanity.

    • Koko says:

      We turned it on before we settled in for one of those Alaskan Arctic Refuge shows I DVR’d. It was that Billie Eilish chick with her brother playing guitar and backup vocals on a couch. Billie literally was laying back on the couch. So there wasn’t a lot of vocal projection. She sounds like a child singing to herself. Oh wait! I think one should at least sit up straight on the couch, if not be standing while performing when being broadcast to millions of Americans in prime time. My daughter asked to move on to the DVR because she’s already listened to all this chick’s stuff.

      How many Grammy’s did she win for the awful fat guys, playing in the street video? 8 I think?

      She apparently participated in this spoof of her supposedly brilliant Grammy winning video by Melissa McCarthy who sucked up to her and praised her almost embarrassingly before the video. And then while appearing to mock herself, ended up revealing what a stupid video, certainly not Grammy quality. More like some kids on YouTube quality.

  3. rightymouse says:

    Fatso’s content may be thin, but he makes up for it with his corpulence.

    • Octopus says:

      The fatter he gets, the dumber he gets — like the fat is squeezing his moonbat brains out. Not encouraging.

  4. rightymouse says:

    He’s begging again. Pathetic.
    Maybe he was encouraged by the latest donation.

    17 hrs

  5. rightymouse says:

    Oooh, ooh! Look at me Mr. Willis! I’m sucking up!

    • Octopus says:

      Two-Lunch ignores him, like always. Chonky, I know you’re desperate, but this is a drier well than your godforsaken GoFundMe. Why don’t you pick a different libturd to suck up to?
      Who knows, you might even find one that doesn’t remember you before your head injury, when you nearly ruled the Right blogosphere.

  6. rightymouse says:

    UhOh…trouble in Donkey land.

    • Octopus says:

      It’s real as a heart attack, Gus. Cuomo is in the bullpen, waiting for Biden to slip his handlers and go doddering down the street naked, chasing a little girl. He’s a time bomb, our Uncle Touchy. 😱

  7. Octopus says:

    Oooooohhh, so edgy! And funny? I thought I’d die, laughing.

  8. Bunk X says:

    Mothership News: Coldwarrior has surgery scheduled for Wednesday Wish him well.

    • Octopus says:

      Prayers and positive vibes for Coldwarrior’s complete recovery. He’s a good man.

      My niece had to undergo a sudden appendectomy yesterday, and came through fine. They’re sending her home today, as they’re not keeping anyone in the hospital any longer than absolutely necessary.

  9. Bunk X says:

    Magical Jazzy Ponytail

  10. Bunk X says:

  11. Koko says:

    I clicked this video on his website and it triggered the LGF begging bowl popup after the video and music had started and Chris started dancing. Notice the Tweet only has the picture of the video. You have to go to his dismal website to video which I hadn’t seen. And I like Chris Walken. He implies and pretends this video is just what he needs presumably to pick up his spirits. But it was really an ostensible ploy to use Twitter to solicit handouts. Something you’re not allowed to do on Twitter. And I hardly see how a slim, spry 60ish filthy rich and successful Walken would cheer up fat old loser Chonky.

    • Octopus says:

      All of Chonky’s videos force you to his deadass site and past his begging bowl, before you can watch them. It’s a failed ploy that has netted him nothing, but he keeps at it in the classic insane person’s model of repeating the same behavior expecting different results. On the rare occasion when I see something in his timeline I want to check out, I just go to YouTube directly and watch it there. No clicks for you! 😄

      • dezzez says:

        I think it called click jacking, but Chuck never has had any scruples about taking something that isn’t his.

        • Octopus says:

          He read it in a book from 2009, called, “How To Get Rich Quick On The Internet Without Leaving Your Basement.” 😂

        • OLT, Legendary Status Dutch Uncle says:

          He knows about jacking, since Pam shot his not-yet-lardy ass down in flames.

          • Octopus says:

            His transformation rivalled that of Ben Stiller’s character in “Dodgeball,” after a series of unfortunate events laid him low:

  12. Koko says:

    Christoper Walken had also been a child actor known as “Ronnie” Walken. He’s now 77.

    Here’s Walken discussing his upbringing in a Guardian profile:

    “My father was one of nine brothers and sisters. Three were priests, three were nuns, and three were bakers. I could have been a baker, but my [mom] had a thing about show business. She was good looking, a little flamboyant. She would have loved to have been a performer, but she was raising a family. I guess I absorbed her ambition.”

    • Octopus says:

      Walken is a weird dude, but a great character actor. I still wonder about his role in the Natalie Wood drowning case. I think Robert Wagner killed her, but where was Walken during the whole thing?

  13. Koko says:

    Chonky plays Captain Obvious.

  14. Octopus says:

    Just finished Season 3 of “Ozark” with the wife — no spoilers, but wow. Shock and awe, over the last two episodes.😱 😭🤔

    • rightymouse says:

      Have no clue what ‘Ozark’ is. Sorry.

      • rightymouse says:

        We have a huge collection of videos & DVD’s & we watch them on the weekend. Am thinking this weekend I’d like to watch the John Adams miniseries from 2008. Am related to him on Mother’s side. He is/was my 1st cousin 8 times removed. My Mother’s family was from Boston.

        • Octopus says:

          You should get Netflix, and by “get” I mean get your kid’s password. Don’t pay for another membership! 😃

          • Octopus says:

            P.S. That’s cool, about John Adams. I’ve heard really good things about that show, too.

          • Abu my. Avitar. Is. Wrong says:

            Gonna watch Strange Brew with Bob and Doug MacKenzie. It’s an SCTV Canadian hockey mystery. Mystery about why it was filmed, Hoosier, eh?

            Currently the Perry Mason episode has George Takei, aka: Sulu.
            His acting really sucks. Plus a bad completion. Turning TV off.
            Gotta be in the office by 7:30.🙂🙂🙂

    • Bunk X says:

      Wrapped up season 4 of Better Call Saul and just started Chernobyl.

  15. Octopus says:

    This is pretty good. I loved “Les Miz,” the time I saw it in Detroit on its first national tour. We had great seats — my in-laws had season tix, and they gave them to us for that show as they were going on a trip somewhere. I also like that the Dad is drinking Buckfast, the “wreck-the-hoose” juice. 😄

  16. rightymouse says:

    You’re a lying ass-hole.

  17. dezzez says:

    Hey Twitter, do like Chuck and you too can have a site worth a pack of gum.

  18. rightymouse says:

    Am watching a Twilight Zone marathon on DircTV. And hubby’s gone to pick up Chinese take out. Life is good. 🙂

  19. ISTE says:

    Life is so unfair. Some stupid kitten videos get millions of views. Mine get about 15 views if I am lucky.

    What? You racists do not like videos of black cats?


  20. Koko says:

    The woman has a history of mental illness, anger issues and drug/alchohol dependence. I also read the other day that she gave substantial money to Shrillery’s campaign and more recently to the DNC (like over a grand). Does that sound like someone who would rashly down a chemical solely on the hopeful comments of Donald Trump?

    This article also lays out that she’s very familiar with many medications and not hesitant to ask doctors about which to take. Add to all of it that she told a doctor she wanted to divorce her husband and it looks very much like she gave her husband a fatal dose of fish tank cleaner. And took a little herself to draw attention away.

  21. Koko says:

    In the old You Can’t Make This Shit Up category…….

    Andrew Cuomo on brother Chris:

    “I said, ‘That was a mistake,’” the governor recalled during his press conference Tuesday. “I said, ‘Chris, you can’t have mom at the house,’ and he said, ‘No, no, no. Mom is lonely. She wants to be at the house. I feel bad she’s cooped up in the apartment.’”

    Andrew recalled that he told his brother, “You bring her to the house, you expose her to a lot of things.”

    He said that his discussion with his brother helped him realize he needed to detail specific guidelines for older residents, prompting him to create “Matilda’s Law.”

    “Love sometimes needs to be a little smarter than just reactive, and we had a whole discussion,” he recalled.

    Oh well. Fredo was never the smart one.

  22. Koko says:

    Susan Rice: Trump Has a ‘Particular Problem’ with Strong Stupid Black Women

    Fixed that for ya there Sue.

  23. Koko says:

    Hey Chonky. The new $2 trillion stimulus package includes an automatic grant to internet website owners in the amount of $10,000. Ya know. To keep their important sites up and running and all their content provider employees employed. STRAIGHT CASH! No questions asked!

    Yeah right! April fools! 😈

  24. Koko says:

    Madcow Meme….

  25. Koko says:

    Stuff liberals watch instead of the President’s daily coronavirus briefing.

  26. Octopus says:

    Falconry and ravens…What I’m Into Now! 😆

  27. rightymouse says:

  28. rightymouse says:

    Well, Gussy, make sure your underwear is clean and you’ve put on your favorite cologne.

  29. rightymouse says:

    Seen at Instapundit.

  30. dezzez says:

    1) Trump didn’t reveal anything.
    2) There is a difference between war and retaliation yo bloated moron.
    3) I am old enough to remember more than few times presidents having done both.

    • Koko says:

      Obungle routinely announced idiotically when he was pulling troops out of Iraq so the terror army knew Unc’ Sam was licked and to dig in and wait for GI Joe to be pulled out to begin their next reign of terror.

      • dezzez says:

        If Chuck was as selective with food as he is with his facts and memory he wouldn’t look like Pizza the Hut, he would still have a face that would make a train take a dirt road, just not as fat.

    • Octopus says:

      And now, Iran will skulk away without attacking American troops, which must really gripe Chonky’s flubberguts. 😃

  31. Koko says:

    And in the Tracy Ullman is a Fricking Genius category.

    Tracey Ullman’s Show BBC1 18th January 2016 – ja! Shades of ‘Allo ‘Allo!

  32. Koko says:

    So does that mean we get paid to take it off their hands and put it in our cars?

  33. Koko says:

    How delightfully rich! OANN, invited by the WH gets booted from Presidential briefings by the Wile E. Coyote press corps association of masochistic twits. 🤣

    • Koko says:

      Funny comment 😆

      Psycho Cruiser
      Do I understand this properly? The outlets that don’t even want to cover the President are banning someone who does?

  34. Koko says:

    Damn straight losers. Keep attacking the messenger while you cannot refute the message. The drive by media hacks are clearly freaking out as Trump’s popularity rises and theirs plummets. Resulting in more hysterical attacks on Trump and any who treat him fairly.

    “OAN, please.”

    At one recent briefing, Trump called on the outlet twice and elicited two versions of the same question — or statement.

    “Mr. President, your approval ratings have been the highest they’ve ever been, as well as the ratings on your handling of the virus,” Jenn Pellegrino, the OAN correspondent seated among the press, said Sunday. “Yet there are some networks that are saying they’re debating whether or not to carry these briefings live. Do you think there’s a link between the two?”

    “Well, I don’t know. I know that — boy, that’s a nice question,” Trump said. “Thank you very much.”

    Minutes later, after he harshly criticized two other reporters who asked about his past comments by reading them aloud — he blasted Yamiche Alcindor of PBS for a “nasty question” and urged her to “be nice,” and then reprimanded Jeremy Diamond of CNN as producing “fake news” — he called on Pellegrino a second time.

    She largely rephrased the same question she had moments before.

    “What do you say to these detractors?” she asked.

    Trump responded with a 463-word soliloquy in which he singled out three news organizations (CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times) for criticism and insisted he wasn’t interested in his television ratings, before noting that the New York Times had reported his ratings rivaled those of football games, and then portraying himself as a victim of media censorship.

    “I think it’s terrible. When they don’t want the president of the United States to have a voice, you’re not talking about democracy any longer,” Trump said. “Thank you very much.”

  35. Koko says:

    Samantha Bee: How COVID-19 is Affecting Women [VIDEO]
    53 minutes ago

    Chonky’s deep thoughts on feminism.

    Our world may have been turned upside down in the last month, but the good news is some things never change! Even in a pandemic, women are still getting screwed.

    Talk about thin content. And from a woman hating prick who mocks them and who’s banned the vast, vast majority of women who were ever registered at his smoldering web crater LGF. And yah to watch the video that he had nothing to do with you get his begging bowl popup pretending to add value as opposed to the reality of harassing visitors like a stinking piss soaked street vagrant offering to squeegee your windshield for money.

  36. Koko says:

    Heh heh. Quietly ignored of course by all the Imagine All The People morons.

    • rightymouse says:

      That’ll send Yoko shrieking to her bed with a bag of smelling salts and a jug of whiskey.

      • Octopus says:

        Or, horror of horrors, she might sing a song about it! 😱

        • rightymouse says:

          It’s amazing what drugs can do to a person’s brain.

          • Octopus says:

            They also seem to have a preservative effect, at least on Yoko. She looks about the same now as she did when she was breaking up the Beatles. Asian don’t raisin, as the racist kids say. 🤪

  37. Octopus says:

    The media continues to shame and discredit itself. Stelter is a little fatball of impotent rage, in full tantrum mode since ‘16. 😂

  38. rain of lead says:

    cw from the mothership had a post this morning,

    “Thanks yinz! Doing well, a little sore. Waiting for rounds, prolly home tomorrow”

  39. rightymouse says:

    Seen at Instapundit. Joy Reid is such an idiot.

  40. Koko says:

    Surprise, surprise. She’s back and the only thing the fake news corp association accomplished is showing how vindictive and petty they are.

    She’s purty.

    • ISTE says:

      Nobody can ever say the red blooded males that infest Diary of Daedalus are racist.

      Yep she is pretty!

      However some of us may be slight male chauvinist pigs.

      ( wonder if she can make a sammich? )


  41. Koko says:

    Headline on Fox Biz presently:

    Stocks spike last-minute after Trump’s Saudi-Russian price war intervention gets results

    Headline on Fox News earlier. Which now links to the above article.
    Stocks lose gains sparked by Trump calling on 2 countries to cut oil output

    I can’t think of anytime during the Presidencies of my lifetime did I ever see a headline of President gets results. Certainly not within the same news cycle.

    Obungle never got any results on economic or trade issues that benefitted America. I don’t think he ever gave it one thought or lifted a finger. After even the fake news noticed he had promised to improve unemployment for several years running he instead changed his tack to just say those jobs aren’t ever coming back. He was so ass deep in politically correct globalism he couldn’t bring himself to fight for the American middle class and industries. That’s what the people who voted for him and Fake News leftist media loved too. He, like they agrees America’s not that great. Let’s let others lead us around and take what they want. Then we’ll get in line for the handouts.

    We are incredibly lucky we have a strong manager during this crisis to push on every lever, pull out every stop, knock on every door, dial up every power broker, and be a big orange glaring annoying cheerleader for America.

  42. Koko says:

    Which is pretty stupid if you think about it. Do they honestly think that it’s going to somehow end up that Trump was wrong about the travel ban? They might as well ask it now and let the old fool practice his weasely lying answer like he now does when asked about advising Obungle to not go after Bin Laden.

    During their respective tongue baths interviews, neither Tapper nor Todd (both of whom identify as journalists) asked Biden a single tough question, much less a question about what would have been a catastrophic error of judgment had Joe Biden been president.

  43. Koko says:

    Chonk’s favorite candidate is predictably clueless on Iran. Apparently he doesn’t realize we offered them help regarding coronavirus and they not only declined, they did so with the usual insults and insane boasting we’ve come to know and hate about them.

  44. Koko says:

    LOL! Apparently Musk was so eager to get his name in the news with the other real auto makers he delivered 1200 out of date CPAP machines instead of actual ventilators. From China.

  45. Octopus says:

    Too much weed? 😂

    • Koko says:

      These are always a great guilty pleasure. I like that people who look normal and are accepted by society as normal are actually dumb as rocks and have no clue why they’re getting the day off. It’s not that I feel superior. It’s that I feel a bit more secure. In case I ever want a job again these are the kind of idjits I’m competing against.

      • Bunk X says:

        The world is run by C students.

        • Koko says:

          God bless ’em.

          • Octopus says:

            😂 exactly!

            It’s incredible how dumb a LOT of people are, about nearly everything besides their narrow focus of “expertise.” Talk about the world wars and American “police actions” with a Millennial sometime—it’s like you’re talking to a child about the Hundred Years War or something. I was trying to explain Watergate to a young guy last year, who had asked, “What’s with everything being called “gate,” all the time?

            I guess it’s no surprise that so many young people are fired-up about Socialism. I mean, what could go wrong? 😱

            Learn a book! 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      Ask them about global warming. They’ll have an answer for every question.

  46. Koko says:

    I can’t imagine any tensions. They’re swimming in cash from the sale of candles scented with her vagina! Elton John just bought a case of them. He’s rewriting his famous song “Like A Vagina Candle In the Wind”.

    I’m sure her teen children are thrilled with their mother’s fantastic business acumen and don’t find her idiotic, embarrassing, desperate for attention, ridiculous, devoid of any boundaries or common sense and someone they never want to speak to again after getting access to their trust funds.

  47. Koko says:

    The blind toothless watchdog must be running low on booze and prostitutes. Time for Germany, Britain and the US to cough up.

    The UN leader Guterres is a classic globalist, climate change chicken little, open borders puke. It’s a sister organization to the WHO. WHO? Yeah the WHO, not Roger Daltrey. The WHO who were supposed to be on the lookout for world killing viruses but instead played kissy face with Chinese communists and allowed them to screw the world over by lying about the virulent pestilence unfolding in Wuhan in December ’19.

  48. Koko says:

    Um….not a good look for a candidate to be most powerful person in the world. Chonky was really impressed!

  49. Koko says:

    Cuomo seemingly rips his own daughters for being deadbeats and not paying him rent! He can’t have meant it that way but it sure sounded like it.



    ♬ original sound – ashleyrenaynaynay

    He was also pretty harsh with his brother the other day too. Just dead pan bashing him. I’m not sure Andrew is quite as cuddly as mid-west America assumes he is!!

    And then there’s the nipple peircings.

  50. Koko says:

    Wow that’s amazing. I’m sure his elderly to middle aged daughters are thrilled to have a baby brother! They are just so thrilled that he and latest wife Fabiana Floozy er I mean Fabiana Flosi have shown the world their true love. And now mom and baby are secured in getting every penny of the $8+ billion to ensure they and her family of ne’er do well bums and grifters and sluts have a life of ease and leisure, no longer needing to scam addled old men. LOL!

  51. Koko says:

    The offensive translator. I don’t really get it.

  52. Koko says:

    OK here’s my study. Yes I’m a right wing Trump voting America first nationalist weirod. But I must admit. I. Love. Lady Gaga. As a fan, not anything weird. She’s a very great beautiful well built fantastic singer who’s crazy and cute.

    However. She has failed singing Elton John’s song.

    Her version. I’ll just tell you it starts out lame and doesn’t get better.

    His real version.

    Sorry sweetie. You have a lovely ass and even a brilliant voice…but you didn’t match it. But please try again. If anyone could, you could.

  53. dezzez says:

    More hyperbole from a guy mentioned numerous times in a mass murderers manifesto.

    • Octopus says:

      What a stupendously stupid thing to say, even for Chonky. 😂

      Mind you, he was one of the foremost defenders of Dubya back in the day. In the Before-Time, The Long Long Ago. When he was relatively thin. Not the content, or the readership, which were both pretty robust. His now-corpulent carcass was a fine- tuned engine of bicycle fitness. ‘Member how he used to regularly brag about it? 😂

    • Bunk X says:

      31 people are talking about this, and 31 people haven’t seen the Brevik Pie Chart.

      • Octopus says:

        Those numbers are off the charts for Fatass, even though a child tweeting a vid of herself singing the Barney Song will do score hundreds of retweets. The stupidest gross hyperbole like this tweet will gain a few clicks, but no permanent followers or, sadly, donaters to the Chonky-cause, whatever that is.

  54. Koko says:

    Can pop tarts really compete with the singer/athlete Pink? Koko think not.

  55. Koko says:

    DO NOT DO THIS! No parties, no Pink insane violent antics!! 🙂 I hope someone has her tied or shackled down at home. Just until the lock down is done. Actually I’d like to see that.

  56. Koko says:

    It’s all just wrong.

  57. poteen2 says:

    Read where Candace Owens may run against Maxine Waters. Black, hot and lucid vs. Black, Haggy and loony.
    This may expose the rampant voter fraud in the CA democrat party.
    Her 25% black, 50% illegal alien district will be confused so the party will have to cast their votes for them,,,again.

  58. Octopus says:

    People stepping up, in time of need. With a little encouragement.

  59. Octopus says:

    I love nature, and I love that we have a lot of wild critters in our neighborhood. However, the Hoot Owl that has taken up residence in the big spruce tree in our backyard is going to find itself evicted forcibly, if it doesn’t stop hooting through the night. Maybe it’s mating season, and he’s doing the owl-version of Tinder. Maybe I’ll get used to it, and tune it out. Right now, it’s a problem for both me and the old ball-and-chain. 😠

  60. Koko says:

    Wife tried to kill me yesterday. She was itchin’ for a hike. We went to the Dinsmore Homestead. I was thinking a hike in the woods. It’s straight up an almost Kentucky mountain (we don’t have any real ones) then we had to walk off the mountain. I thought I was beat on the initial climb to the family cemetery which ranged from mid 19th to 20th century. Very steep. I wouldn’t have picked it to start my “hiking season”. LOL! I’ve been taking walks to the park with the daughter that’s home. I told my wife I was taking the upgrade slow but would make up for it by running headlong on the down grade. We were coming down and then the trail headed UP AGAIN! I could see the out buildings and I just said I’m walking toward them on what was clearly the OLD trail. Aside from a few thistles it worked out and I came up behind the old Ice House. And waited on this back porch for her. Now that I did it I’m glad I did. We saw one family before us who Dad and kids ran up the initial hill. I’m surprised more people don’t take that main trail just as a workout. It’s one that in my running days, if I walked that I could justify counting it as a workout. A beautiful day in Kentucky. Koko very lucky.

  61. Koko says:

    It’s really bad. The ginger bigotry. You know they have them in concentration camps.

  62. rightymouse says:

    So I’m home and I can’t use the new monitor on my computer because the USB connection is bigger than my USB outlets. Grrrrr. Have to get an adapter. It’s cell phone time.

  63. Octopus says:

    If you cute you can call me “Boomer” and giggle falsely. 😃

  64. rightymouse says:

    Darn you! That made me cry! !

  65. Octopus says:

    Brian Regan is a fine Irish-American comic…

  66. rightymouse says:

    Have been doing Spring cleanup outside today. Hubby hired 3 Amish helpers. Beautiful day!

  67. Abu bin Squid says:

    My 55 year old brother-in-law had trouble breathing so he called an ambulance Friday morning at 8 but they found him passed out. Attempts to revive him were unsuccessful. He lived alone with a dog about 4 miles from us. It took the police about 90 mins to find next of kin and wife, daughter, and sister-in-law were here for the bad news.

    He was a loner but was funny and quick with his humor. The girls have been cautiously gathering his effects. Our daughter used his phone to backtrack his contacts because we didn’t know his doctors. He had called a pulmonary specialist Wed so he knew he had worrisome issues.

    I must report the Cook County officers were beyond my wife’s expectations, offering to meet them at the house because neighbors get wind and look to take advantage. My wife was wise to video the house and grab his 3 guitars. I say this because I will dump on life-long Chicagoland Dems at the drop of a big of cash, but these officers were top-notch.

    Sorry for rambling.

    • Octopus says:

      Sorry to hear that, Abu. I hope the family is okay — tough that he lived alone. Glad he had a dog.

      My wife’s cousin is fighting for his life in the hospital, tested positive for the Kung Flu. He’s been on the verge of being intubated for several days, but he’s terrified that if they sedate him for that, he’ll never wake up. He’s about 65, with heart issues already.

    • Bunk X says:

      Sorry for your loss, Mr. Squid.

      Looting a dead man’s house before he’s even interred? Wow.

    • Koko says:

      Don’t be sorry for anything Abu. The cops everywhere are great human beings and don’t give a crap about politics. Hope your BIL is back at home and stroking his guitars comfortable soon.

  68. Octopus says:

    Donkey-Chompers never fails to amuse. 😂

    • Koko says:

      She’s very cute. And really well built! Looks hot even in Jesus creepers.

      Are we your flock now??

  69. Koko says:

    Ok here we go. Madonna. Sucks. Cyndi Lauper. Sucks. Everybody else? I’m open.

    I always liked this dude.

  70. Koko says:

    Of course. Scores a perfect.

  71. Koko says:

    It’s so terrible it’s delicious. It’s really awful. I think my dog hates it. And she eats her own puke.

  72. Koko says:

    Surprisingy not horrible. I remembered liking it.

    • Octopus says:

      The Monkees had some of the best pop songwriters of the time, and strong production. Neil Diamond was involved. Some others.

  73. Koko says:

    Left to there own devices there stuff was pretty bad.

  74. Koko says:

    And yet this is so perfect. So perfect.

  75. Koko says:

    Why is she so good? Brilliant. Why is she so perfect and beautiful? Why did I miss this? Ok i knew. But it’s still so astounding.