Happy New Year to Blogmockers Everywhere

May The New Year Bring Peace & Prosperity To All

(& may none of Charles Johnson’s political wishes come true!)

283 Comments on “Happy New Year to Blogmockers Everywhere”

  1. Bunk X says:

    History denier.

    • Octopus says:

      All day, the Idiot Left tried to make this embassy attack equivalent to Benghazi, including lying about everything related to the current event. Now that it has been shown to be 180 degrees from Benghazi in every way, they are mad about Trump’s pointing that out. 😆

  2. Octopus says:


    Maher is getting paid handsomely for being a total dick. News at 11. 😆

  3. Octopus says:

    I returned a $100 Christmas gift I’d never wear today, and got me this keychain knife I know I will use a lot, as I used to do its predecessor before it tragically got lost during a keychain-shuffle between wives and children. My wife? My children? Who will ever know? Where is my red keychain knife? DOH!! 😆

    I went with the flag-colors, just to be Trumpy. 😆


  4. Octopus says:

    I met an older (a few years older than me?) chick at a bar near my old house, when I was between college semesters and just hanging around. She took me to her nearby apartment, and was clearly intent on ravaging my young bones, but first we had to watch this Neil Diamond concert on video. I hated Neil back then, being all punk and whatnot, but I wanted to check this girl out, for national security purposes. She needed investigating. I was not official, but I was willing to risk my life anyway. She was extremely hawt.

    I remember Neil singing all of his schlocky songs, and I was nodding along, and then he did this song, which I saw was very moving to my date. I still think of this night, when I hear this song. I don’t cry, but I am moved by what moves young people looking for love.

  5. rightymouse says:

    Mucinex sux.

  6. rightymouse says:

    Castro drops out of the Donkey Clown Car race. 😆


  7. Octopus says:

    Chonky doesn’t have to imagine this one. 😂

  8. rightymouse says:

    Or Weiner ‘ s weiner undie twin!

  9. rightymouse says:

    Or Weiner ‘ s weiner undie twin!

  10. rightymouse says:

    That was for OLT.

  11. Octopus says:

    “Dey call me Mr. Weiner.”

  12. Octopus says:

    Time to raise prices in the alley, too. Don’t worry, they’ll pay. Your hand has the experience a harried man needs, when the wife is home waiting for the milk and eggs.

    • Koko says:

      Um …. the only thing I’ve bought from Safeway in say, the last thirty years is gas. And that’s only because there’s one at the exit of my place of employment (until recently). Why would you even notice the prices at Safeway? OF COURSE they’re exorbitant YOU IDIOT!! 😂🤣

  13. Koko says:

    There’s still some good stuff at Zero Hedge occasionallly in between the anti-semitc trash talk comments.


  14. Koko says:


    So he starts by saying we don’t have a big budget. For their show. Now I know Katie Couric made $20mil to host Good Morning America 20 some years ago. So I know Andy Cooper has to be making at least that if not double. So shut up you puss wad whining about a budget. Yer gay show costs nothing. YOU are the main cost and you’re filthy rich already.

    • Octopus says:

      CNN’s ratings are so low now, they’re practically negligible. Gay Porn might be their last-ditch effort to drum up interest. Both Cooper and Cohen are multi-millionaires, and gay icons who will never have to worry about unemployment or greedy ex-wives…

  15. Octopus says:

    Just noticed how awesome the Times Scare pic is, at the top of this page. Nice work, Art Department! 😆

  16. Octopus says:


    Chonky is very sad and freaked out about this! 😆

    It’s almost like he’s on The Other Side, ain’t it? Like he’s working for the enemy?

    Not almost. He is.

    • Koko says:

      It’s the next new thing. They realize they can’t beat him by framing him. So their new thing is to draw him into some international debacle hoping he’ll be feckless. Just another chance for them to, as usual underestimate him.


  17. Octopus says:

    Organized by the Idiot Left, right? Since they’re the ones allied with Palestine on the Muslim Brotherhood? And let’s not talk about the blacks in Brooklyn, in full-on pogrom-mode. God forbid, we talk about reality with the likes of you.

  18. Octopus says:

    Even as late as April of 2010, Chonky could still cheer openly when enemy leaders were killed in Iraq. Of course, his Unicorn Messiah was in power by then, and he had pretty much killed his blog, but at least he was still ostensibly on the side of the US in the war on terror. Not so much anymore, as we see above.


    Got Two Big Fish in Iraq
    Charles Johnson
    Middle East4/20/10 12:33:12 pm • Views: 1,617

    There was good news from Iraq yesterday; the US announced through Vice President Joe Biden that the two most senior leaders of Al Qaeda in Iraq, who masterminded numerous terrorist attacks against Iraqis and Americans, have been terminated in a joint effort by Iraqi and US security forces: Statement by The Vice President on Iraq.

    Al Qaeda Iraq Military Terrorism

  19. Octopus says:

    These colors don’t run, Fatass. You can’t run, but that’s a whole different thing. 😆

    How much does this loser hate America? I don’t think it’s measurable, like his waistline.

    • Octopus says:

      Try to imagine how PSYCHED the MSM would be if Obama had pulled off this terror-decapitation. Why, Chonky would have a chubby the size of Weiner’s! (for real this time) 😆

  20. Koko says:

    She seems to have an anti-bullying message I’m guessing because of her size. She’s attractive but overweight so she’s always been that girl that the homely guy settled for. And doesn’t get the dream boat. And she’s very aware of it. And all the black girls out there who feel like there’s some ideal that they can’t be. So they’re just quietly suffering.

    It’s something that occurred to me awhile back that in our diversity mania we seem to be promoting mostly black males. And black females are all about it too. Cheering and rah-rahing their men. And their disgust for we white males is almost palpable. They really don’t like us. But THEIR men consider OUR WOMEN the most disire-able! If they can nail a white woman they’re struttin’ with pride! LOL! While their lovely brown women are like “hey wait a minute!” So where does that leave the poor black ladies? They’re hatin’ us white guys while they’re guys are straying with pale alley cats. 🙂 I don’t have a dog in this fight anymore (obviously). I once hooked up with a black lady (a nurse from LA). Ya know before my wife and what not. I was working on a cruise ship in the late eighties. She was straying on her boyfriend. She was just a little plump but looked fine to me. Apparently he was not happy that she wasn’t perfect so she wanted to prove to herself that she was still attractive. We hit it off great. She was so sweet and she cautioned me to not quit school and finish my degree. What a wonderful lady.

    • Octopus says:

      I had a one-night stand with a lovely, and quite-plump black gal I met at a bar next to Tiger Stadium. I was with my friend who was all about black women at the time, but got over it in a hurry when one of their boyfriends showed up at his suburban house one night looking to kill him if he didn’t disappear from his baby-mama’s life. I mean…priorities!

      Racist! 😆

    • Octopus says:

      They’d be calling the White House “Camelot” again, and raving about the fashion-sense of Melania. 😆

  21. Koko says:



    It’s so funny. They’ve never had to pay rent or mortgage or worry about a job. Or pay for kid’s private school or college. Money doesn’t exist for them. Especially Reiner and Ron Howard who are 2nd generation rich Hollyweirdo kids. Although I wouldn’t be surprised if Clint felt differently than Ron since he had to scuffle a bit more for gigs. But in general they don’t give a flying shit about manufacturing jobs, low unemployment, economic expansion or 401Ks invested in the stock market. Or American trading power being wielded with it’s true might. None of that exists to them. All they care about is virtue signaling. They want their Half-rican messiah straight out of central casting back.

    You may recall he was against gay marriage until idiot Biden claimed he was for it.

  22. Koko says:


    They’ve killed enough Americans and our allies with no real response. Trump won’t be drawn into war. He’ll just simply show he can cut them to pieces at will. Similar to Reagan with Qaddafi. Who would like to be the new top commander? What’s his name? You want to play games killing people? We can play those games. You kill a contractor. We kill the new commander. Wee!!!

    • Koko says:

      Plus we don’t need to go to war with a little shit stain like Iran. We have a pit bull in the region that will rip their heads off and crap down their necks.

  23. Koko says:

    OMG not only is he getting his facts muddled but he clearly has no clue about how to get elected. How to engage a crowd. He’s blathering through minutiae that has his poor supporters nodding off. His point ultimately was that he at some point was involved in improving third world infrastructure but he took like 10 minutes to say it. I’m sure he was thinking he’s really showing a command of the facts that he’s memorized. But no one even knew what the hell he was talking about through most of it. And this is the Demoncrap’s best hope? Like I keep saying, when Biden’s not lying he’s just stupid.


    • Octopus says:

      I tend to believe the rumors that the DNC and power-brokers on the Left want him replaced, but the rest of their clown car candidates are even worse. I don’t know if Shrillary has the backing to jump in, as a two-time loser of a LOT of backer’s money, but don’t write her off completely. Bernie is suddenly polling stronger, which is a nightmare for realists on the Dem-side, who are vaguely cognizant of the horrors of socialism.

  24. Koko says:


    Well this is a fine situation. Martina only a year or two ago spoke out against women tennis players having to compete against Trans males (cross dressers). For that she was roundly denounced by her peers as a bigot. But apparently Margaret Court (arguably the greatest female tennis champion) is not a big fan of hers because she doesn’t approve of gays due to her religion.

    Maybe your religion and your sexuality should have nothing to do with your on court performance? Unless you’re a POS cheating undistinguished male trying to get accolades and rack up championships beating up on natural strength female athletes.

    • Octopus says:

      The rabbit-hole that is the ongoing fight between the various categories of queer folk, trans-men and women, Concerned Leftists Concerned About Things, and the whole freaky menagerie of mental illness crossed with social justice warriorhood just gives me a delicious frisson of schadenfreude. Not that I don’t acknowledge the suffering of the afflicted, but that guy peeing on your leg and telling you it’s raining might be the next Olympic champion in Women’s Shotput, so be careful when you object to xis urine liberties.


  25. Koko says:

    Oh NOES! Their most “REVERED” military leader was moidered by the BAD ORANGE MAN.

    Now we’re never going to get them back at the negotiating table (hands wringing). LOL!!

  26. Koko says:


    This is a terrible, horrific and awful tragedy that happened to a young mother-to-be and her child-to-be and her family. Young men sometimes go berserk insane. It happened to one of our site executives where I used to work and he was forced to shoot his own son in self defense (After taking a bullet himself in his own home). Sadly the unthinkable does happen. I only bring it up in protest of some of the idiotic comments attempting to be snarky from the right. Bordering on racist or just stupid and insensitive. I just wish people knew when to quit. Everything’s not a big joke or fodder for bashing the libs.

    • Octopus says:

      I know nothing about the case aside from this little story, and I don’t think you should take the comments section of any online forum seriously, but this looks like an honor killing on the face of it. Islamist enforcement. Vile and insane.

  27. Koko says:

    N. Korea’s Christmas gift next year.


    Two F135s could generate 56,000 pounds of dry (non-afterburning) thrust, but would require a larger aperture to do so than the four General Electric F118 engines in the B-2, which combine to produce about 68,000 pounds of thrust.

    The B-21 is believed to be somewhat smaller than the B-2, with a payload of around 30,000-pounds, just large enough to carry one GBU-57 Massive Ordnance Penetrator precision-guided conventional bomb, the largest in the Air Force inventory.

  28. Koko says:

    Umm kay. So I gave it a try. Seems the go to play is still fecal matter. Talking about crap and pee pee and other poop and what not. And that was just the first 3 minutes. I didn’t listen to anything after that because you know, my time as an unemployable insomniac drunk gorilla is quite valuable. Chonk clearly is still fishin’ for an invite. Oh bother!🙄


    • Octopus says:

      It’s so sad, the way he keeps kissing up to them and trying to get invited back. I never listened to the two shows he allegedly appeared on, but I’ve heard him drone live before and he is DEADLY dull.

      On the other hand, I am interested in “The Hum.” Do they ever get around to talking about it, or didn’t you make it that far? See, a LOT of people all over the world, but mostly in America, hear this low-frequency hum that drives them insane trying to figure out where it’s coming from, and all kinds of conspiracy theories derive from this phenomenon. I tend to believe the latest diagnostic theory from ear doctors, who think it’s a widespread case of middle-aged tinnitus, which I’ve “heard” myself from time to time. Of course, that’s what the Lizard People underground would want you to believe, isn’t it? 😆

  29. Koko says:


    Oh Jen. She’s so cute when she’s frumpy and disheveled. Maybe made out a little bit with Sandler in the back room. 😜😝

      • Koko says:

        Oh God she’s so perfect. Crap! I said that out loud, didn’t I?

        • Octopus says:

          That upbringing might explain the disastrous nature of her adult love-life. Oh, I know she puts a positive spin on it, but that chick is never going to trust a man again. 😆 (and I don’t blame her one bit)

          • Octopus says:

            Btw, “Murder Mystery” was godawful! Even by Sandler standards. 😆

          • Koko says:

            Thanks for the warning! I was thinking of watching that. I might still just to leer at Jen.

            It’s funny (pun wasn’t intended initially) about Sandler. I’ve seen him do some really good dramatic work. Like this working with Apatow, Rogen, Jonah Hill, Eric Bana. A great crew.

            And some dreadful comedy. I didn’t get more than 20 minutes into The Ridiculous 6. It was just not funny and I like goofy stuff like Ace Ventura. So yah blissfully stupid I enjoy. But speeding up the recording is simply not funny. Get a real gag guys. Watch a Mel Brooks or Steve Martin movie before trying to pull that shit off. I think when he’s around good thoughtful actors he steps up. But when he’s with his sycophant posse they tell him he’s a genius and you get sophemoric, even infantile shit.

  30. Koko says:


    Hey ladies. Here’s a clue bat. If you find yourself doing it with a stranger or strangers and another stranger is pointing a camera at you. It’s GOING ON THE INTERNET. And ya… gramps and Mom and Dad and uncle Joe and all your cousins and all your friends from high school are going to see it. And some will be laughing at and mocking you. Those guys in HS you turned down? Yowch. They screen shotted that last bit. For eternity. When you do have a family your son can look it up. Cuz his friends know about it….oh no.

    End of public service announcement.

    You’re welcome.

    • Octopus says:

      Is there a new category of human, not previously identified, best described as, “Too Stupid To Do Porn?” Because it appears there is…unless! Unless it was all part of a diabolical plan to play dumb, get laid, and then get PAID! In which case, they’re all geniuses, and I salute them.

  31. Octopus says:

    Dems are so pissed that Trump scored a massive win for the US. 😆

    2020 Dems, Dem lawmakers admit Americans won’t mourn Soleimani but slam Trump anyway
    Trump didn’t comment immediately about the airstrikes but tweeted a photo of the American flag. Both Democrats and Republicans said the world was better off without Soleimani, but 2020 presidential candidates and Democratic leaders still attacked Trump over airstrikes.

    House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, House Intelligence Chairman Adam Schiff, Sen. Chris Murphy, D-Conn., Sen. Ed Markey, D-Mass. and others complained that Trump did not consult Congress before ordering the airstrikes and said Americans do not want a war with Iran. Former Vice President Joe Biden claimed that by ordering the airstrike Trump “just tossed a stick of dynamite into a tinderbox.” Trump, Biden said, owes the American people an “explanation of strategy” and plan to keep our troops safe.

  32. Octopus says:


    He keeps saying, “Happy New War,” as if it’s a funny joke, and as if the war is new. What a maroon! 😄

    • Octopus says:

      And, “impeached”…does he really think the failed sham-parchment did anything but help bury the Dems further? 😂

  33. Octopus says:

    “Start a war.” Really, Chonky? Did Obama start a war by being President and approving the raid that killed bin Laden? Do you get that it’s the very same war? No? Did you fall off your bike and hit your head very hard on the concrete?

    • Bunk X says:

      Trump knows exactly what he’s doing. He’s moving chess pieces, setting up for the overthrow of the Ayatollah Hominy by the people of Iran.

  34. Octopus says:

    Can you spot the alligator?

    • ISTE says:

      All I see is a wrinkly old guy who just wants to go for a beer with his buddies but some demanding woman who he should never have got involved with is holding him back.

      Break free old guy, enjoy life!!!!

    • ISTE says:

      And serious post.

      You could easily pull a stunt like that if the victim had been kept in a cold room for many hours.

      Yep I am strange, you have to calculate the body mass of the reptile against the ambient temperature of the room and that will give you a time when the reptile has cooled to a temperature where it no longer gives a fuck who is messing with it.

      • Octopus says:

        Point taken, Science Guy. Thanks for removing some of the terror from the situation. I’m still worried about the croc being murdered for his hide.

      • Bunk X says:

        Good observation, and it explains why our little fence post lizards don’t run away from me on cold mornings.

    • KGB says:

      You know what they say. Somewhere there’s a reptile that’s had just about enough of her shit.

  35. Octopus says:

    No, these are the drums of war!

  36. Octopus says:

    Pay the bill today? 😄

    • Bunk X says:

      Hey Charles! Switch to Frontier Communications! Do it!

    • Koko says:

      OK Chonky we had a planned outage to upgrade our system and also to underscore what an impotent self important nothing you are on anyone’s radar. So yeah, rage away little man. Enjoy your stress induced heart problem.

      Your faithful cable/internet provider – Spectrum

  37. Octopus says:

    Elucidate, boy! What are The Ways That Matter? 😂

  38. Octopus says:

    Hey, Fatass! Got another big fish, today. 😃

    • Bunk X says:

      Read a blurb recently about the “bounties” and that they weren’t producing much. Someone had the brilliant idea to publicize the reduction of bounties on some of the most wanted terrorists, that they were either dead, incapacitated or otherwise unable. Some of those whose bounties were reduced suddenly popped up to prove otherwise, showed up on the intel radar… and got dispatched.

      • Octopus says:

        That’s pure gold, if true. 😆

        • Bunk X says:

          Credible source. Possibly USNI or MiltaryMag.com

        • Bunk X says:

          During the U.S. campaign against al Qaida terrorists in Afghanistan, the U.S. government offered hefty bounties for al Qaida, Taliban, and other insurgent leaders. These bounties were highly publicized although rarely collected.

          U.S. Central Command decided to toy with the terrorist commanders: Military and intelligence analysts drew up a list of high-value targets, followed by a public announcement that the bounty on a particular terrorist leader had been slashed Word was whispered in the local markets that the man wasn’t worth the higher reward because he had been injured or been deemed incompetent.

          According to Eric Schmitt and Thom Shanker of The New York Times, the “less-valuable leader” then wanted “to prove he was still important and worthy of the higher bounty. Even senior members of al Qaida’s global network had been suckered by the ruse and were picked up after they made themselves visible not long after the bounty on their heads was reduced.”

          Norman Polmar, “To Understand Russian Submarines, Think Outside The Box” USNI Proceedings, October 2019. http://www.usni.org

    • Octopus says:


  39. Octopus says:


  40. Octopus says:

    Democrats Call For Flags To Be Flown At Half-Mast To Grieve Death Of Soleimani
    January 3rd, 2020

    WASHINGTON, D.C.—At a press conference held on Capitol Hill Friday, mourning Democrat leaders called for flags to be flown half-mast to honor the death of Qasem Soleimani.

    Flags were spotted flying at half-mast around the country, notably at The Washington Post, The New York Times, and in front of several celebrities’ homes. The celebrities went out and bought an American flag for the first time just to fly it at half-mast for this important time of grief.

    “The grieving process is painful but necessary,” said Rep. Ilhan Omar. “As a nation, we need to stop and grieve this great, austere, revered religious scholar. He was one of the good ones.”

    In a rare moment of unity with The Squad, Pelosi gave each of the girls a hug, telling them to just “let it all out” in their time of sadness.

    Ocasio-Cortez didn’t seem to know what was happening but adjusted her glasses to look smart.

    A teary-eyed Barack Obama was also seen solemnly lowering the flag in front of his seaside mansion. “To think, this all could have been prevented with a few pallets of cash.” He sighed and stared off into the distance, a look of pain and regret on his face. “If only Trump had targeted a U.S. citizen with a drone strike instead.”

    Later, Democrats clarified they meant we should fly the Iranian flag at half-mast, not the “offensive and problematic” American flag.

  41. Octopus says:

    @AndyRichter Some bass players just go nuts anyway whether or not they’re allowed. When the funk hits you, you bet not try to fight it.
    36 minutes ago
    RT @AndyRichter: Research has shown that almost 90% of all recorded songs could have been improved by letting the bass player go nuts
    51 minutes ago


    You and Andy are going to be great good friends. Won’t be long before he has you appearing on Conan, trading witty bon mots with the master. 😂

  42. Octopus says:

    So cool and nerdy! More humble-bragging, please!

  43. Octopus says:

    A book? Your guitar? Your rusty old bike?

  44. Octopus says:

    Sidebar! 😎

    • Koko says:

      And she was colluding with foreigners to get dirt on her political enemy and the leader of our nation. Sounds peachable to me.

  45. Koko says:

    So ridiculous to see journalists still asking, “What’s Trump’s strategy with Iran?” What does it take to get these… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
    5 minutes ago

    So ridiculous that someone who has occupied every single position on the subject for shallow craven expediency pretending to be some authority on anything whatsoever.

  46. Koko says:

    This a rather astounding video of real wild animal tooth and claw conflict in Africa. First are lions trying for a baby elephant. But they can’t get at it without the real possibility of being stomped by the mother. Which any interaction would be like a bad car accident. There would not likely be any recovering. Taking other animals down is tough and dangerous athletic work. At about 4 minutes there’s a lion trying to take down a zebra, a very powerful adrenaline panicked horse! It knows very little except it CANNOT go down.

    • Octopus says:

      The older I get, the less I can watch the “nature red in tooth and claw”-stuff. Life is ridiculously hard for animals of all kinds, and death lurks everywhere.

      When my late aunt was a missionary nun in Kenya in her early 20’s, she witnessed a pair of bull elephants stampede through a camp they were operating out in the bush, killing several people who were there for medical treatment. I think they got one of the doctors, too. Pachyderms ain’t shit to fuck with, is the takeaway.

      • Bunk X says:

        This is creepy.

        • Bunk X says:

          Actually it’s not creepy at all. It’s just another buffer to keep Octo from pwning the sidebar.

        • Koko says:

          It’s amazing the complex behaviors that have evolved purely by instinct, trial and error and yawning eons of time minus any sentience. You see it in birds and insects too. They’re so ancient their behavior seems intelligent. We tend to look at it backwards as if there’s a teleological goal seeking mechanism. But there’s no guiding hand in my opinion. It’s purely about mates and meals and a quickly adaptable pallette of behaviors and body plans. Until we weirod freaks showed up and started playing God.

          • rightymouse says:

            When I was young, there was a time that I questioned the existence of God, the creation of the universe and other youthful musings. Then one day, as I lay on a pristine beach in Thailand, I watched as tiny crabs rolled up sand into little balls. I looked up at the sky and the beauty of the beach as the sea water lapped on the shore. It dawned on me then that the creation of our earth was no cosmic accident. I devoted myself then to God & have never looked back.

          • Octopus says:

            Whatever works and makes sense to you, without hurting others. Nobody knows anything for sure, that can be applied to all peoples everywhere. I believe in evolution, but to imagine that the Whole Shebang was created and organized by total Cosmic Accident? No, that’s silly.

          • rightymouse says:

            I believe in evolution too. At least most of it. Monkeys/man are still a question mark. I try not to have a one-dimensional view on life, etc. Has helped! 🙂

          • ISTE says:

            Girl monkeys do not shave their legs or armpits. They also have a really cute smile.

          • Koko says:

            As I’ve grown older I can’t help admitting that God can be another explanation. We know of no other creature like us ever in history on this or any other planet. Our existence and intelligence is improbable. Millions of species got along just fine without it. And we are truly alone unless there is God. My way of trying to gracefully say “then again I could be wrong”.🤓

          • Octopus says:

            It’s not wrong to believe in evolution. We can’t pretend to understand God’s Plan. His plan may include evolution, evil, love, hate, war, and all the rest of it.

  47. Koko says:


    So. It seems we have another opening for High Commander of the terrorist army. Guys please form a line and have your resumes in hand. So yeah, proof of warm breathing and heart beat essential for this key leadership position.

    • Octopus says:

      A friend of mine I was exchanging texts with about the drone-strikes today made a point: “What the hell took so long, if they’ve known about this guy for so long?” Well, I suppose the old bastard was probably kind of crafty and secretive, to have survived so long in such a prominent position. That we got another guy the day after, is suggestive of the idea there’s been a program in place to pinpoint the locations of some high-value shitbirds, and drop ’em quickly, before they have a chance to hightail it out of danger.

  48. Octopus says:

    Wheels and walls, baby! 😆

    Trump couldn’t possibly be riding any higher than he is right now, after the failed sham-peachment, the latest economic reports, the polls showing him WAY more popular than the Unicorn Messiah was at this stage, and of course the latest military victories. So naturally, Fatass sees him as crumbling into insanity and despair. 😆

  49. Octopus says:

    Those are two totally non-contradictory positions you have there, Chonky. Please elucidate the problem. 😆

  50. Octopus says:

    He said you were too stupid to talk to, and too fat to fuck.

    • Bunk X says:

      I remember a bar graph that Glenn Greenwald took a fancy to. Might have been this one.

      • Koko says:

        Yes the chart Chonky calls “bogus”. He has explained there’s a special little known definition of the word bogus. Not the one meaning fake or untrue. The other one that means it’s completely true but you hate that it is absolutely true. And hence the use of the obscure alternate definition in hopes of confusing unsuspecting others who don’t already know you’re a lying sack of shit into thinking it’s not true.

        This term is often applied by Chonky in reference to any James O’Keefe hidden video demonstrating from their very own mouths that Demoncraps and their media lapdogs and progressive institutions are crooked, biased, lying scum that like to kill babies and profit from it.

  51. Octopus says:

    The commenters are perplexed that the idiot protesters are demonstrating outside a Democrat’s house. See, kids, you only elect Dems there, so you have no choice. 😂

  52. Octopus says:

    Best letter I’ve read online in awhile, from the Quillette site again, after an article by an academic admitting he’d simply made up evidence in his past writings to support his former, “all sexual identity is a societal construct and power-based” crapola. The writer was also blowing the same whistle on his peers in the gender-studies field. It’s made-up bullshit, and the current vicious war between female feminists and men in skirts pretending to be girls while setting athletic records for women.

    Like other readers, I found myself wondering what made the author “see the light.” One can be cynical here and say that it’s simple: He got tenure, he made his reputation. But I don’t think it’s that simple. I’m curious what happened though and I’d love to hear that in another follow up essay.

    I myself used to be solid Democrat. I surrounded myself with Democrats and knew only a single Republican, my brother. I clearly remember being in a writer’s residency and assuming we all thought alike politically, which we did. But then the conversation tipped into attacking Republicans as racist idiots – this was during Obama’s tenure – and I found that, though I wanted to defend my brother, I was too afraid to. I really and truly worried that speaking out for my brother would taint me under “guilt by association.” The shocking thing to me, looking back, is that this didn’t cause me to ask myself what this meant about the ideology, that I was too afraid to even say, mildly, “Well my brother votes Republican and here’s his view.” The good news is that this was the beginning, and planted a seed.

    I am not Republican either; I”m definitely independent. But my point is that people do change despite the common wisdom that most people don’t. I think many people, including many Democrats and the canadian equivalent, are sick and tired of this hysteria, cruelty, viciousness, lies, and stupidity. It’s a sense I get when buying bagels or coffee or take out. People are increasingly volunteering how tired they are of this tiny group of people trying to seize control and lord it over us, their false piety, their viciousness and so on.

    The whole obsession with power as the single key that unlocks the door to the universe is fascinating to me on a psychological level. Why do these otherwise intelligent people believe that there is this single answer to the complex problems and intricate structure of life, culture, meaning, purpose? Having been an academic, i think it has to do with academics lacking power. Lacking it, they see it everywhere. IT’s like if you’re poor, you’re very aware of money; if you’e hungry, you’re very aware of food. They are jealous and envious of power and money. It’s common, for instance, for professors to hold their noses at “genre” books since these are the ones that make money. They think ‘literary’ fiction is superior inherently even as most of it is just awful. At the same time, the thing they most want is for their own novel to be a bestseller and for it to then be made into a blockbuster. So they pretend they despise something they secretly want with all their hearts, only they want to do it on their own terms, meaning approved by the intellectual community and through the university.

    In the same way, this social constructionists see power in everything since they lack power, or feel they do. They are often quite embittered people. (I know many of them. They can be cool and brilliant but – sorry to be insulting here – most of them have huge chips on their shoulders that they’re not making more money and are not more famous than they should be.) This is why it all makes sense to them, including making things up. They truly believe that the ends justify the means and for educated people, are terribly ignorant about the strange bedfellows that attitude engenders.

  53. Octopus says:

    That word you keep using, “impeached,” clearly doesn’t mean what you think it means. 😂

  54. Octopus says:



    Note: this was before the massive military wins of the past two days.

    • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

      Um, Octo, that clip was from 12/16, not just before big booms this past week. 🤔🧐🥺

      Any thoughts on the Wings and Hawks tomorrow? Me neither.

      • Octopus says:

        Wtf? Who has tricked me out, like a common street whore? 😱

        As for the Wings, I have a hard time watching them now. They need to keep losing, in hopes of snagging a big fish in the draft. Yzerman will also have cap-room next year, to sign some free agent talent. Hope is not lost, but deferred for at least one more year. I see four guys on the current roster who might be useful on a real contender in the future. Maybe five.

  55. Octopus says:

    Stooped attracts terminally stooped.


  56. ISTE says:

    I am going to be busy all weekend.

    Floor Jansen needs my undivided attention.

    She has it. 🙂

  57. Octopus says:

    “Hi! My name is Chonky. I’m a stupid dickhead. What’s your name?”

  58. Koko says:


    Scratching my head. She’s plainly Demoncrap progressive brainwashed. She’s no good to us. Her expert analysis is Iran gets to murder Americans. And the murder mastermind gets to kill her fellow soldiers. And she defends his right to do that. I’d say Soros got to this one. Wish I were makin’ this shit up.

  59. Koko says:


    LOL! No one believes the failing NY Slimes or their Deep State supposed sources. First off we’ve already seen that they fabricate stories and do not bother with real sources which are always unnamed. And even if they had a Deep State source we know that source is just making shit up like Trump peed on a bed with whores in Moscow er something. The Slimes is less trusted than the Enquirer back when they broke giant Martian crickets invading and eating babies. Or John Edwards banged a skank while his wife died of cancer. Oh wait that last bit was real.

  60. Koko says:

    It’s really awful when our female military analysts develop Stockholm Syndrome and have clearly fallen in love with dark swarthy enemy commanders. Can she be more admiring of the Iran murderous dictator men? I mean I get it. She hates Trump and loves those dark eyed devilish dreamboats. LOL! They are handsome and ruthless. But lady change your britches and get a grip. Is she even aware of the abused Iranian women? She makes no mention of them taking her lead from the bigoted stud leaders who also ignore them. She’s so sure they will make us pay dearly with their mysterious powers and noble courage that mere American honkey men could never match or foresee. 🤣

  61. Koko says:

    They don’t call it Hellfire for nuthin’. If you’re in the fightin’ the US military biz you may wanna rethink your career choice.


  62. Koko says:


    • Octopus says:

      OMG! 😂😱😡

      The guy is creepier than R. Kelly, Weinstein and Epstein. Look at him sniffing and poking the little girl. Stop him!

      • rightymouse says:

        You’d think after he’s been admonished over his touchy-feely with young girls that he’d knock it off. He can’t. YUCKKKKK!!

        • Koko says:

          I know. As VP they only let him do photo ops with Demoncrap donors and useful idiots. And gave him Ukraine which they thought how can he screw that up? He managed to turn them both into huge glaring scandals. I view 0bungle as bungling because he was too lazy and ideologically libturd to pursue the obvious. Kiss the ass of the middle class !! How hard is that? But Obama (I’ll dignify him for once with his real name) is not stupid. He could see Biden is a feckless poser. He’s no foreign policy expert. When he had a chance to show his supposed expertise he was ALWAYS wrong. Obama had to hold his nose and take military adviser’s guidance. Yes sir despite the VP’s expert (snigger) advice you really need to take out Bin Laden in his comically weak lair where he’s defended by, well a couple brainwashed chicks and a machine gun. We could also just Hellfire the place but that would obliterate the DNA proof.

  63. Koko says:

    Ha! Demoncraps prove yet again they love foreign terrorists and hate the President of the USA.


    They should run Kaepernick for Preezydunce. He thinks Solemani was just an innocent “brown person”. 😂


  64. Koko says:

    This has to be one of the worst videos I’ve ever seen.

    And I typically will put up with a lot from Miley. She’s apparently being sued for $300 mil.by some reaggae guy who claims it’s his song. Yeah like he’s ever getting that. Miley – offer him 20 grand to go away. He’ll take it.

    But she’s good. She just likes to goof around with her retarded friends who suck compared to her.

  65. Koko says:

    $300 mil that is. Ridonkulous.

    • Octopus says:

      I still love her, no matter how kooky or politically-misled she gets. Growing up in public, surrounded by deviants, druggies, Dems and dingleberry-dodos (but I repeat myself), she seems to be okay mentally and thriving artistically. Not all of her music clicks with me, but every couple years or so I hear something from her that grabs me. I love her voice.

        • Koko says:

          Both of them. Cute as buttons when they’re just being themselves.

          Good performers these days go wrong when they try to be all gansta. That entails taking ignorance seriously which inevitably ends up being ugly and depressing.

          • Octopus says:

            That gangsta bullshit had a moment, and it was semi-shocking and possibly validating for a subset of American society. Now, it’s just boring and stooped. Same old same old. Just stop, and try to create something new.

  66. Koko says:

    Might be the end of an era. I’ve softened my hatred of the Pats though when I found out Tom and Bellichek are both Trump friends 😁. Tom may surprise us with one more stellar season. Who knows. Those guys put a way better product out than Brown and company do here. I heard AJ Green on the radio the other day. He said he would to be honored to be invited back by Zach to play with our Andy D if the money wereright. I almost felt verklempt. 😢


    • Octopus says:

      I watched Brady this season, and I didn’t see the “washed-up old guy” so many dimwits claim to have seen. Truth is, the Pats weren’t a great football team this year, and Brady had fewer and worse passing targets than he’s used to. No Gronk, with no replacement, was a HUGE problem. Not a great team in any department, but they still won most of their games and lost to a very tough Titans team yesterday.

      I think he’ll move to a contender that needs a steady hand at QB. There are several good fits, including teams still in the playoffs. I think he’ll land on his feet on a good team, and make another run.

  67. Koko says:

    Ha! We shall see.

  68. Koko says:


    I used to smoke pot a lot in my 30s and 40s. Our house contractor was our main pot dealer. We used to have a code “So have you seen “Ralph” lately” ? Yah the Feds could never figure that out. 😆. And we had a couple other dealers. A math teacher and an actor friend. I just lost interest in it. As the kids got bigger too there was the big bust looming from them. You know when those intelligent kids start asking “what’s that smokey smell and why do you keep going in the other room?“ LOL! They’re too damn smart and observant. I didn’t want to lie to them so I just quit. Wife followed suit. If I ever took it up again I wouldn’t smoke it. I would bake with it.

    • Octopus says:

      I quit smoking pot when I graduated from high school. I was just done with it. I smoked more than my share, getting to that point.

      My kids don’t smoke, though I think one of them tried it, and it made her anxiety even worse than it normally is. My wife never tried it, as she was disgusted by her male cousins being high and loser-ish all the time. She also smoked one tobacco cig, puked her guts out, and never again. Smart! Doesn’t drink, either, or take any prescription drugs. She and I take a lot of Advil these days, though. 😆

  69. rightymouse says:

    Seen at Instapundit. 😆

  70. rightymouse says:

    Dude. Liberals have always been like this. Ask Hanoi Jane.

  71. Octopus says:

    I started watching the Golden Globes last night, just to hear Ricky Gervais work the idiots over in his opening monologue — he was hilarious, as usual. There were some gasps and harsh looks from the Hollywood twits. Then, the show handed out its first award to a guy who plays an Arab on a show nobody has ever seen, and they were off to the races!

    Next award went to Russell Crowe, who also has a show nobody has seen, where he pretends to be smart by baffling people with polysyllabic bullshit. He couldn’t attend, because he was “busy saving his family’s lives from the hellish wildfires in Australia.” Luckily, he did have a written acceptance speech on-hand to be read, which stated unequivocally that the wildfires were caused by climate change, and we all need to save the world from that. So, all the actors cancelled their return flights home, and are taking the next sailboat back to Fiji, or wherever they’re hanging out these days. I turned off the tube and went back to my book.

    Crowe is completely full of shit about the wildfires, of course. As is the Weather Channel, and the rest of the moronic MSM.


    • Koko says:

      Hollyweird: we need to change the climate back to when rich people’s mansions in the woods don’t burn down every year. LOL!

  72. Octopus says:


    The latest Racist Plan to kill people of color is the rise of “dollar stores.” Yes, you heard me right. 😆

    The last plan failed to kill enough brown people, despite White Nationalism’s greatest hopes. That was the Dollar Menu at McDonald’s, which food historians claim is the greatest return on investment in all of recorded history, based on Nutritional Value vs. Cost. Poor people LOVE the dollar menu, and rich people love it, too. Cheap-asses like me love it the most of all! Therefore, the Socialist Resistance has targeted it for elimination. I hate socialism! 😆

    • Koko says:

      Um where I live white people, usually women with two or three in tow are going in or departing the Dollar Store. The young able-bodied blacks are up the hill in expensive jogging suits buying junk food at the convenience mart with EBT cards. Oh and driving gas guzzling SUV’s handed down by mama who has a gubm’nt job. And told them how to fill out the forms. Good ole boy and nepotism. Nothin’ ever changes under the sun. Just different folks turnin’ into raisins.

  73. Koko says:


    Oh boy 60 Minutes is all over this story now that no one cares. The MSM could care less as long as nothing else comes out on how Epstein was Clinton’s go to pimp for teen whores. Does anyone ask where these girl’s parents were? They didn’t notice their beautiful 16, 17 yr old daughters missing? The one girl describes how degrading it was servicing the British prince. But apparently had no problem sucking off Epstein every night and other rich guys regularly in exchange for money, clothes, drugs, living quarters, hot guys, beaches. Mom, dad I’ll be at teen whore Island if you need me. But then you can just text me on the phone you or Jeff or somebody’s paying for. You’re telling me these girls couldn’t make a stink and get dumped back to their boring lives of homework and house chores and bratty siblings? I seriously doubt old Jeff would have wanted some mopey, sad, victimy hand-wringing loser hanging around his party house. Oh this place is so rapey. I think I’ll pop a wine cooler, do a few lines and put my newest designer bikini on and stare into the soul wrenching abyss (aka the beach).

    I really don’t need to know much more about it. The girls were just pawns in a larger scheme. Epstein was probably offed by Mossad. It’s clear the Clinton’s never gave a shit about how any of it looked and had no fears of security issues. They knew the MSM always had their backs. They went to his property to vacation every year. It was surely bugged.

  74. Koko says:

    5 years ago the price of oil would have doubled due the defensive action to off the “revered” terror general. But now that Trump has made us energy independent we don’t need to get bullied by Arab oil ticks and their blood thirsty proxies. Oil has barely moved and the markets are no more perturbed than usual this time of year. Another reason the Demoncrap’s asses are so chapped right now.

  75. Octopus says:

    Gervais was brutally honest last night. 😂😂😂😂

  76. dezzez says:

    Is your panus tingling Chuck?

  77. Koko says:


    Somewhere in Karma land there’s a little dead baby saying “Mommy you’re so pretty. I hope you got the award. I wish I could hug you.”

    Great. I just made myself cry.

  78. Koko says:


    How could it be? He was loved by all!! And revered and admired for his bravery. Like Saddam who was voted into office by 100% of voters.

  79. Bunk X says:

    I missed this today.

  80. Octopus says:

    I remembered Kevin Meaney yesterday, when I was reading some Idiot Left glurge and suddenly I started hearing Meaney’s “I Don’t Care”-song in my head. I couldn’t recall how he had died, so I looked it up — seems it was a regular old heart-attack, at the age of 60. Yeah, same age as me. Huh.

    I always liked his stand-up, going back the ’80’s when the wife and I used to watch the stand-up shows religiously, and go to the Comedy Castle in Royal Oak a lot. Turns out he was gay, and very conflicted about coming out, both to his parents and to the world at large — this was before Ellen Degeneres came out, and it was seen as a career-killer. I hope the stress of that didn’t cause his death, but it was likely a contributing factor.

  81. Octopus says:


    Somebody stupid said something. I couldn’t tell who it was, due to the glare off her alabaster tit-tays. 😆

    • Koko says:

      I heard she said something about history. Or maybe it was titstory. Or maybe it was an estuary. Any way it’s a mystery.

  82. Octopus says:

    Just the Deep State, and the Idiot Left, aka, the Dems. The President is killing it! And now he’s got 95% approval from Republicans, at least publicly. The government is working better now than at any time in the past 100 years, at least.

  83. Octopus says:

    Big win for Bro-Fo!

  84. Koko says:

    In case you want to take the time this is a great documentary on why the Summer Of ‘41 was a great summer for one certain royal archer. 1441, that is. Well done and good show my good fellow. A right jolly romp with the royal rump! A veritable DNA score for the ages!😆. And who better to present than Tony Robinson of Black Adder?

    We’re so not surprised the royals are just regular horny half drunken frumps. The foxes got right in the henhouse. Hell the hens unlocked the door!! What a delightful bollocks mess.😜. There’s a reason why our sweet queen Eliza was so hawt. Because she was a normal English maiden. Not some inbred abomination born of some conniving German power plot.

  85. Koko says:

    Ya it was weird. Hottest girl in America looked just like my big sister (high cheek bones and everything) was talking about nasty sex. And my damn cousins too. Looked just like Pat. I was surrounded by sexual goddesses. And the answer to me was…. tough shit loser😀. You don’t have any hot chicks. As it should be at that age. 😄

    • Octopus says:

      I saw Pat Benatar from the third row at the outdoor theater everybody used to play in the summertime. She was a cute little thing. Sang her ass off, too.

      This video is so ’80’s, it burns. 😆

  86. Koko says:

    Some women tear your heart out and just run away with it. You’re like how can she be so smart and pretty and tough? I dunno but I better stay away from her. She’s like a tiger by the tail. But I was still drawn to tough girls. My girl friend in college started off by calling me a dick. I thought I did something wrong! She stayed the night.

    I drove cab later and picked up a girl on Vine St in Cincy (tough area). She’d been in a fight with another bitch and had a big bleeding scratch on her face. She was very worked up with fight adrenaline and cute. She didn’t care about my concern and wouldn’t let me take her to the ER. She had a beautiful broad face with freckles. She had on a leather jacket. She could see I was falling in love with her right then. All protective and what not. She ditched my ass asap. Tough. Girl. . I though about her for weeks after. Oh gawd I would have married her I think. Like Pink.

    • Octopus says:


      I know what you mean. I had a tough girl for awhile, I think I’ve talked about her here before. She was already enlisted in the Army when I met her, and we only had two months before she had to go to Basic. We were supposed to stay together, and we wrote for awhile, but then she came home at Christmas with a fellow soldier in tow. Later she tried to get back together, but I was taken by then. Oh, well.

      • rightymouse says:

        I dated this one guy once when I first moved to Los Angeles after my Refugee office stint in Thailand. He could be an ass-hole and really defensive about minutiae. I asked a friend of his what she thought his problem was. She told me that I was the first girl he had dated who wasn’t a bimbo & he was having a rough time with that. I then told him to eff off. He asked to see me & got all sorry & weepy & wanted another chance. I told him to eff off again. Never saw him again. YAYYYYYYY!

        • Koko says:

          Ha. He didn’t deserve you and you knew he would just be more trouble again. Very smart. Men are like a dog that bites. Once they breach certain unacceptable behavior they go up to that line again. Be it verbal or physical abuse. And the latter can of course be lethal for a woman. We men avoid conflict. It’s safer to be a beta male. But you women have to take a higher risk at times to find the best men. A little danger might be good. As long as it’s not directed to you.

          We’ve had a couple other tough ladies here and like you, they are very smart. Natasha. And Arachne parachutes in every once in awhile to brighten our day and make my heart go pitta pat. 😍. I had a sense Natasha could literally hurt someone. Someone like me for sure. Arachne will just sue your lame ass off. A litigious kick to the nuts if you will. 😆

  87. Octopus says:

    Oooh, edgy! Seth Meyers! War crimes! 😆

    Trump News Cycle:
    — Trump does or says something
    — Entire Idiot Left goes batshit crazy, shrieking and running around in circles, tearing their hair out
    — Nothing happens
    — Rinse and repeat

    • Koko says:

      OMG. Remember when we took Chonky seriously? Of course we’re long ago disabused of such notions. But it’s still jarring to see that this is who he takes seriously. A perpetual man-child who makes Jimmy Fallon look like a real host. 😣

    • Koko says:

      ‘Bout time. He and his treacherous GF have been living on borrowed air. Rich fucker who can’t suck it up and pay to get out of his stupid marriage mistake and thinks he can murder his way out. And outsmart the cops when any idiot can see what they did. On video carrying the body, right? Then they destroyed it like garbage. Her family loved her and she didn’t deserve that. They clearly committed murder and were caught on video with the woman’s body. But figured no body, no crime. POS white trash who deserve the death penalty which I hope they both get.

      It’s like people read of the Roman royalty and take the totally WRONG MESSAGE! Like they come away ADMIRING vicious treachery! And not seeing it as part of the degradation and rot of a once great culture with a once noble mission to further Western Grecian ideals.

  88. ISTE says:

    Just a quick post to stop Koko getting a sidebar.

  89. Bunk X says: