In Charles’ World, The Sky Is Johnson.

C’mon, Icaroid. Who’s paying you to post teh stoopid?


213 Comments on “In Charles’ World, The Sky Is Johnson.”

  1. Octopus says:

    This is CNN! 😆😆😆😆

    You can’t begin to make this shit up. The Onion or Babylon Bee would struggle to try.

  2. Octopus says:

    Despite Trump killing hundreds of millions of people, Harry says the non-existent Warmening is far more devastating. I mean…BILLIONS WILL DIE!!1!

    • rightymouse says:

      Jay inslee better get his dumb ass back in the race then!!

    • Koko want septillions to die says:

      And why stop at hundreds of millions? Since we’re just making shit up. Why not billions? Or quadrillions? Quintillions for that matter? Trump will kill more people than have ever been born. But if they get born, Trump will imprison and torture them and then finally kill them. Because I’m a fucking idiot. So vote for me.

  3. rightymouse says:

    Trump is too scared to debate any of the Donkey candidates?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Put down your bong, dumbass!! 😆 😆

  4. rightymouse says:

  5. rightymouse says:

    She has pancreatic cancer and it’s incurable. She’s 86 years old. I’m thinking 6 months, tops. At her age with health issues, she should just retire.

    • KGB says:

      The problem is that if she dies even a second after the ball drops in Times Square, the Dems will refuse to vote on a replacement until after the November election. Which wouldn’t bother me, really, because voters would hopefully realize that getting a Trump nominee through will require solid control of the Senate.

  6. rightymouse says:

    But I thought liberals were all about inclusiveness and tolerance??? 😯

  7. rightymouse says:

    Prosecutors are close to a decision on indicting Andrew McCabe. Excuse me while I don’t hold my breath. Equal justice is a joke when it comes to Donkey perps.

  8. Octopus says:

    • Octopus says:

      It’s like the Idiot missed the whole part about how Trump pulled off a hostile takeover of the GOP, which is still kvetching about it in between cuck-cruises.

      • Koko says:

        LOL. It’s like I leave for a while and youse guys say everything I would’ve said except better. 🤣

    • Bunk X says:

      “Idiot Wind. Blowing every time you move your mouth.”

    • Koko eat Maher’s face says:

      And every once in a while he stands up for Israel and makes me think he’s cool. But he’s not because then this bile comes out of his mouth. He can frickin’ go to hell. I’m done with him.

    • dezzez says:

      He lives to hate, and 10 bucks says he has a swastika tattoo hidden somewhere.

      • Bunk X says:

        Maher is just another media whore who wants to out-do the other media whores.

      • Koko can’t swim says:

        But the thing that pisses me off Bunk is that he could make just as much money being on our side. So he must really like telling those lies. Which is why I’m really beginning to hate him. He’s malicious when he doesn’t have to be. And he could speak to people like me who value logical thinking but would clearly rather just insult me. Which puts him in a category with Johnson who we know is just a loser. It’s like when Leibovitz tried to trash the US military by saying we should have dropped nukes 15 miles off shore of Japan. Which would have killed an equal number of people by horrific tsunami. You think these Jewish guys are smart but then reveal themselves as, of course nothing more than mouthy class clowns who never read a fucking book.

        • Bunk X says:

          Why do modern “comedians” think they have to be on a side to get an audience? Most of the ones I’ve seen recently aren’t funny and don’t realize that they’ve alienated half of their potential audience.

          How did Jonathan Winters vote? Bob Newhart? Lily Tomlin? Rodney Dangerfield? Gilda Radner? Who cares? They were funny as hell.

  9. Octopus says:

    Neil Young wrote a song about it: “40 dead in Ohio,” went the chilling refrain. 😂

    • Bunk X says:

      “Tin’s olders and Knicks are gumming. Wear finery, Honor Ho.”

      • Octopus says:

        That was the Chinglish version, I believe. Very catchy. 🙂

        • Bunk X says:

          The History of Neil Young.

          • Octopus says:

            Heheh! As a longtime fan of Young’s music, owner of all his records and gone to several concerts at pivotal times in his career, and reader of his sad autobiography, I found this hilarious. He turned out to be much dumber than I ever would have believed, but his music really resonated for a long time.

        • Bunk X says:

          Live Rust was one of his best, and “Powderfinger” was one of my favorites.

          • Octopus says:

            Live Rust was awesome. I saw that tour, too. I was tripping on mescaline that night, at Pine Knob. Noice! 🤪

  10. Octopus says:

    He’s begging like a starving Untouchable in Bombay, again …got nothing in the last 12 days. Chonky…the bike. It’s your only hope.

    • dezzez says:

      I wonder if the fat pus bucket knows the difference between begging and fund raising.
      For someone who chastises everyone else for grifting, Chuck sure as hell does it more than any other person I have ever seen.

    • Koko got better inter webz chops than fat guy says:

      How ‘bout get a job eff-tard. I think the Indian guy just retired at the Circle-K down the street. Be sure to tell them you’re extra specialty is shitting on conservatives and the President. Because that’s a great skill no one else has. Which makes you so special and valuable on the inter gossip-verse. 😘

    • KGB says:

      When does the drive end, Charles? At least PBS knows enough to limit their begging bowl time so as not to drive away all of their supporters.

    • Bunk X says:

      Heh. Octo beat me to it.

      • Koko a jackwad sometimes says:

        Yeah if nothing else he’s prolific.

        Koko KID!!!!! Really just kidding!!! 😝 Koko love Octo. Koko just kind of a jack ass sometimes. Octo way more else than prolific. And can take a friendly frog in the upper arm region. And give ‘em right back as Koko well deserve.

        • Octopus says:

          My feelings! Oh, my poor tortured adolescent feelings!! 😥

          I like being ribbed, Koko. I grew up in a family that demanded a thick skin, and it has served me well in life, professionally and on the domestic side. Ever been on the Dark Side of a family argument with two teenage daughters on the other? They find buttons you never dreamed you had.

          One reason I’m so prolific here is because when I don’t post something in response to everything, I feel like someone is being left hanging, and the discussion is dying. We don’t have enough posters to keep things rollicking. Tell your friends! Also, OCD is a friend of mine. 🙂

          • Koko exposes vulnerable belly says:

            I knew I cut you to the quick. NOT. 😝. Besides I made that comment knowing you could crush me like a bug rhetorically if you so chose.

  11. Koko mixed it up! says:

    Oh God I mixed it up with a Big Dog on Gateway Pundit. Because I just felt he and his pals like were bashing the gay astronaut needlessly and hurtfully. Jim’s gay for crying out loud. And that woman is a hero (if not a hetero😊) and risked her life to do science in space. I don’t care about her family problems in light of her service and her courage. Koko just feel strongly about that.

    • Koko not a space monkey, not really monkey, monkeys have tails says:

      It’s dangerous out in space. In fact it’s cold as hell. And there’s no one…. oh wait sorry.

    • Octopus says:

      I don’t care for needless gay-bashing, either. I’m fine with gays, and we have our share in our family, and among our friends. I don’t like the knee-jerk (heheh) leftist politics of most of the demo, just as I don’t like the same about other minorities like blacks and Jews, and suburban wine-moms. I also don’t like drag queens teaching toddlers about alternative lifestyles at the local library, or that Canadian perv who pretends to be a trans-woman online while chatting up adolescent girls and soliciting nudes, offering to share kiddie-porn and whatnot — that’s OUT, in my fascist little worldview.

  12. Koko says:

    Have you checked out this dick’s Twitter feed? He’s vile and profane. And he evidently thinks S Bee is a great comic and profound thinker. Really? Since when is it OK for women to make jokes about being full frontally naked? This is cool now? Only if you’re a libtard. And let me just say it’s very clear every libturd comedienne will take her clothes off in hopes of getting more work or web hits. Yes I’m talking about you S. Silverman, Schumer, Chelsea H (she does look fricking amazing, Koko give her that) and even our poor dear Maria Bamford who has a very average bod feels this pressure to get naked. But not Norm MacDonald. Because sex is only funny when you’re making a big joke of it like Rodney or Norm talking about how limp his dick his. It’s like pushing a noodle😜. But when women reveal that I’m not laughing. Yes the first time I saw Sarah Silverman I think on Star Trek Nex Gen in like ‘89 of course I wanted to see her naked. Because she’s gorgeous and I’m just a horn dog. But That’s not humor. Even if I don’t agree with her political thoughts I can appreciate her great timing and funny viewpoints. Joan Rivers did not need to show her tits to make me bust out laughing. I think female nudity has no place in humor. I probably sound like a prude.

    • Bunk X says:

      We might need some a/v aids to come to a consensus.

        • Koko says:

          Jeez. I’m at that point in life when it’s become abundantly clear that a lot of young women could beat the crap out of me. But i still have enough lechery in me I’d go down smiling😜.

          • Octopus says:

            You should see some of the chicks, of all ages, in the Title Boxing gym where I get most of my exercise these days. You wouldn’t want to mess with them. In any way, including the boudoir. There’s this one, looks like about 22, kind of perfect in her tights and crop-top, and then she starts beating the heavy bag like it owes her money, and then doing jump-squats and burpees in between rounds to pump up the calorie-burning and cardio. Aye, caramba. Very impressive. 🙂

          • Bunk X says:

            Octo– You need to get a GoPro embedded in your forehead so you can share with the rest of us.

          • Octopus says:

            I have to keep my mind on the workout, Bunk. I can’t help it if there are mirrors everywhere, and eye-catching displays of ferocity all around. 🙂

          • Bunk X says:

            Then strap it to the back of your head.

          • Bunk X says:

            Maybe you can claim to be a video journalist from LGF. I’m just thinking outside of the box.

          • Octopus says:

            Last night I had one of them doing extreme stretches between each round of the boxing workout, right in front of me. I could go on, but I’ll just leave it at that for now, except to say they didn’t get rid of all the see-thru spandex, in the big Lululemon kerfuffle of a few years ago. And I’m okay with that. 🙂

      • Koko not too proud to like pretty libs says:

        Yeah this one will make a man cry and beg. 🙈 and put up with her libturd BS. You can search amongst yourselves for the actual nude shots. Even that little Trump hater Griffen. I’m really just kidding though. I do appreciate their beauty. All of them. I just don’t think it has anything to do with humor.

      • Koko says:

        I did just post a link showing the excellent beautiful young Silverman from that Star Trek two- parter which also has the excellent Ed Begley Jr., an HONEST liberal who drives an electric car when he could be chauffered in a limo. Any way it’s really good and Sarah’s really cute reminiscent of Terri Garr from the first series where she (Terri) played an innocent kid, not Shatner’s love interest. And that was a great shot for Sarah to break into mainstream. She must have done something to screw it up. or maybe didn’t put out to the producer which would be sad. She does appear to be bright yet stubborn. And frankly there isn’t a man on the planet in’89 who wouldn’t have wanted her and we know how Hollyweird creeps are. Put out or you don’t get called again. But she was so good in that.

        If you could trigger that to release Mr. Spammy that would be awesome.

        • Octopus says:

          Sarah Silverman did an extended nude shower scene in a movie a couple of years ago. She looks great naked, as you can see if you google “Sarah Silverman nude scene” and click on images. She would have been better ten or fifteen years ago when she first showed up on the scene, but beggers can’t be choosers.

          • Koko says:

            Yeah I know. I’m infatuated with her enough I looked that up. It was an HBO soft porn garbage show. She’s plain lovely and not perfect. Her face is like an angel and her squarish hips are just fine. It all checked out just like I thought, she was very fine. But I think she should have not revealed that very personal aspect. Because I think of her as a sexy female now and not a funny comic. I think it goes to her feelings about herself. I read a few years ago she wanted to be seen as that hot beautiful girl. And I was stunned because she didn’t realize she is our dream girl already! And recently I read she has this on and off again hook-up relationship which is a bit sad. The other comedians make jokes about her unviability now. Because she’s in her fifties. So she’ll never have kids. Winning! I guess.

          • Octopus says:

            I meant, “great for her age.” 😉

            Not that I’m perfect or anything at my age, which is older than her. We just have unfair double-standards, and men are programmed to be attracted strongly to “viable” and well-equipped girls, the better to carry and feed dem bebbies. We still need our appropriately mature spouses to be happy, but our eyes have their own ideas, and tell them to our little head.

    • Koko - big dumb ape who talk too much says:

      I just want say too that my comments about Maria Bamford, I have to stand by them. However if for some reason she ever searched for her name and read my words I would also like her to know I consider her a comedic genius, head and shoulders over most men and women comedians and a very lovely beautiful lady. She struggles with mental health issues and I would never want her to read my comments and use it as ammunition against herself in a weak or unmedicated moment. I doubt she would see it as anything other than some blowhard nobody blathering because she’s so smart and really is a big star and hopefully just discount it as noise which comes with famous awesomeness.

    • Koko confused ape says:

      No it was Star Trek Voyager. Not Next Gen. yeah, like anyone cares but me. Lol🤓

  13. Koko had it with with Chicoms says:

    So i’m watching Fox Biz this morning and the big story is the Chicoms are gonna wait out Trump and totally defeat us. Really? So Chicom dictators who’s own people hate their fucking guts are going to beat the greatist, richest free country in the fucking ever extant? Does anyone believe this shit? I don’t. I think Trump is right yet again. The Chinese are fake liars that hold power due to thuggery. Their economic success is due to stolen techniques that Commie ideology could never have produced. I don’t care how many centuries they’ve crapped on those poor people. That doesn’t prove a fucking thing. All of their great culture is DESPITE those criminals that govern. And our military could crush them like bugs. And I like that we have a President who’s also a BOSS and understands who he works for and how to apply the levers. I don’t want us to be overbearing to the world but I think it’s been proven that being nice gets you nothing but a big c*ck in your ass. The Chinese have always been rude a-holes and they only understand power, leverage and frankly threat of force. The tiny Japs bitch- slapped them and it’s about time someone reminded them they are a poor nation with a leadership of crooked liars and a very frustrated unfullfilled populous.

  14. Octopus says:

    God bless you, Mr. Breitbart. 🙂

    • Koko says:

      He was someone who realized no one is standing up for we in the gigantic middle class. I don’t know how we lost our voice and power. I guess it was just lack of focus and lack of urgency. But AB reminded us we have that power and to exercise it. And pointing out what we wish is not being executed. I think he would have supported Trump and not have been a foolish Never Trumper.

    • KGB says:

      Where would Andrew be on today’s issues? In this clip he describes himself as being more free market/libertarian. So, would he be for or against using tariffs as a means of bringing the Chi-Coms to heel? Would he think porous borders would be a benefit or detriment to America? Things have changed in this country so much since he passed.

      • Koko not that smart says:

        wow. I feel like a dummy now. Those are great thoughts. I know I’m pretending to be a chimp but that’s no excuse.

    • Bunk X says:

      I sent him an emaii during the TwitterWars. A short while late the phone rang and the missus answered it. She came into the kitchen wide-eyed: “IT’S ANDREW BREITBART! HE WANTS TO TALK TO BUNK!”

      Came pretty close to meeting him in person. The BlogMock Radio interview was awesome.

      • Octopus says:

        That was quite something. I missed the live interview somehow, but it was fantastic that he participated. Named Chonky “Fuckface,” too. 😆

        • Bunk X says:

          He called back a while later, said he was getting hammered by Chuck and his Twitbros, asked if the BRC could do anything. I called out THE GUS SQUAD.

          They responded within minutes. Fun times.

        • Bunk X says:

          After the podcast, Breitbart emailed and asked if I thought that Charles had heard it.

          “I guarantee it.” was my response.

          • Octopus says:

            Chonky McDumbth, aka, “Fuckface,” knows about EVERYTHING that goes on here. Then and now. 😆

  15. Octopus says:

    Too bad Trump is afraid to debate L’il Joey. 😆

  16. Koko have TV crushes says:

    Maria’s out I guess on vacation. So Dagen’s running the show which is kinda cute. She looks a little like “why did this happen to me this week? “. I can’t say anymore or my wife might find out I have a crush on Dagen. That’s just a joke. She’s knows absolutely that I have a crush on Dagen. LOL. OMG she’s so cute. I do have man crushes too, not just women. Like the actor Karl Urban who played “Bones” in the Star Trek reboot movie. He was also a psuedo villian in one of the Bourne movies. And he’s in the Amazon Prime show The Boys with his home New Zealand accent which is luscious and delicious. That’s a super hero show which I didn’t think I would like but, surprise, surprise I’m wrong again. It’s killer and awesome with great fantastic actors and production.

  17. rightymouse says:

    No. You suck at sarcasm & humor.

    • Octopus says:

      His “jokes” fall flatter than the gubmint cheese Sammy he’s been sitting on for three years. Smell about the same, too.

      • rightymouse says:

        Dude is Asperger’s x 10.

        • Bunk X says:

          That’s why he and Rauhauser clicked.

          • Koko not violent, just conservative says:

            Hah. Yeah he thought Neal Rauhauser was super neat until he realized that he is an actual thug along with his pal, actual murderer and serial frivolous malicious law-suiter (starting from federal jail) and pedophile Brett Kimberlin. They weren’t just swatting. These are leftists you really don’t want to know where you live. In true to form Chonky cowardly style he then dropped them without denouncing them. Out of fear for his fat useless ass. Just like when he stopped being anti-jihad. Because he’s a pathetic gutless scumbag that knows the right is not violent. Like Pam Geller or Robert Spencer would ever hurt him in a million years. He’s gone into hiding for fear of vicious leftists and murderous Islamists. IMO the real reason he abruptly switched sides.

          • Bunk X says:

            Like he bro-hugged Barrett Brown.

          • Bunk X says:

            Like he gave Bill Schmalfeldt head pats.

          • Koko says:

            Yup. Like.

  18. rightymouse says:

    The upcoming election in a nutshell.

  19. Octopus says:

    YouTube is another snowflake refuge, with fascistic tendencies.

    • Koko says:

      Another thing I have a love hate relationship with. I know they have to monetize it or it will go the way of Vine or MySpace. And there are a lot of people creating new content and even launching businesses which is great. But if the Google uber meisters don’t like what you’re saying they just pull the plug. Often with no explanation and there’s no recourse. Just like Twitter and Facebook. They are all colluding to try to control thought. They feign concern that they’re trying to protect consumers like the FCC. But they’re just biased political hacks. If not for that it could be so great.

  20. Octopus says:

    More Andy. Penis Penis Penis LOL!! 😆

  21. Koko says:

    I liked this when he confronted Max Blumenthal in a hotel lobby and calmly explained to him to his face that he’s a despicable leftist POS. 😁

  22. Octopus says:

    She looks good in purple hair. 🙂

  23. Octopus says:

    Remember this whack-job? We were enjoying her fun tweets a couple of years back, which seemed to be about as Left-deranged as it’s possible to be. Well…nuh-uh. She’s evolving. She’s found another level. 😆

  24. Octopus says:

    I can’t believe the Unicorn Messiah was crazy enough to buy a mansion that will soon be underwater, according to his own experts. Unless he knows something he doesn’t want his enviro-cult to know…wait! Would he be so duplicitous?

    • Koko says:

      None of the big dog leftists believe their own climate change BS. Which is why they’re always riding in limos, hopping on jets and yachts and buying opulent mansions. I think they really enjoy saying climate change lies and then doing things diametrically opposite knowing dimwit libtards who drive tiny electric cars and recycle their comparatively miniscule refuse religiously will keep voting for them. It’s like a guilty pleasure for them.

  25. Koko says:

    Well it seems our little Ilhan is a straight on horn dog. In addition to other known crimes like marrying her brother to get around immigration laws. Now charging huge expenses to her campaign for “services” rendered by her boy friend who’s cheating on his wife with her. This chick acts exactly like you would expect an entitled brat who’s family fled justice after years enjoying the favor of a vicious dictator.

  26. dezzez says:
    Figures after deleting thousands of Tweets as Lizardoid but still if anyone wants to dig up any foul tweets or LGF posts I’ll be happy to do a midnight run on his timeline and spam his ass.

  27. rightymouse says:

    Shock poll. Yeah. I remember Hillary beating the pants off of Trump up to election day.

  28. rightymouse says:

    Beto’s an idiot. No wonder you like him.

    • dezzez says:

      Truth is, Chuck is far too big of a coward to even show his face in public and far from man enough to toss anyone out.

    • Octopus says:

      Chonky thinks Beto is an illegal immigrant from Meh-hee-co. In other words, perfect Presidential material! 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      Isn’t Joel Pollack Jewish? I don’t think he’s running for office, Chuck.

    • Koko hate posers says:

      This just makes me hate poser Bobby O’Rourke even more. Everyone knows now he’s a pinhead pussy whipped loser living off his wife. And he also has that weirdo embarrassing habit of leftist politicians of literally imitating others pols or dialects. In his case he tried to imitate Obungle for awhile. Like Kerry trying to sound Kenney-esque. Shrillbeast trying to sound Alabaman. And finally Obungle himself trying to sound like some version of Hood when he’s in front of blacks. I can’t think of anyone on the right who does that. Which is what makes you realize the left really are creeps.

  29. rightymouse says:

    Who knew? 😯

  30. rightymouse says:

    They hate themselves. And all of humanity. That’s why.

  31. rightymouse says:

    😆 Not to worry. Kragar’s an asshole. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      The rats are eating each other. Get out of there, Gus!

    • dezzez says:

      Krager is a smug moron and an asshole, if he cant find a gif to use as an argument, he just sits there eating the snot dripping onto his upper lip.

    • Koko like queen says:

      She does have some powers and famously works with popular PMs. I believe Trump when he said he was hugely impressed by her.

  32. rightymouse says:


    • rightymouse says:

      • Octopus says:

        That’s funny! 😆

        The Idiot Left-derangement displayed by Chonky on a daily, hour-by-hour basis has people like Markos “Screw ‘Em” Moulitsas and Harry Belafonte saying, “Whoa, man…aren’t you getting a little crazy here?”

      • Koko says:

        It is too good! Only our moron Chonky proudly admits he’s unfair and prejudiced. Or he’s too stupid and ignorant to understand what he just admitted to.

        unfairly prejudiced for or against someone or something.
        “we will not tolerate this biased media coverage”

        • Octopus says:

          He really thinks it’s the way to be, in 2019. As he did in ’16. And ’12. But NOT in ’08! Not until around the middle of December, right before the Unicorn Messiah took rightful possession of Shrillary’s She-Shed.

  33. Koko says:

    Liberals claim Trump is dangerously obese. But it would be awesome to have some crazy looking old hag with mysterious lumps under her tent-like mumu meeting with world leaders.

    • Octopus says:

      Guess she’s not running again, after all. 😦

      • Octopus says:

        The Clintons sure look ecstatic in the pic from the article showing them right after Epstein’s “suicide.” Not the best look, for suspected murderers. Meeting with an Iranian billionaire, too — will wonders ever cease?

        • Koko - only a monkey or a Demoncrap would believe that says:

          Yup. As i said the other day, they’re now saying the camera’s were broken.

  34. Koko outraged says:

    Feel good story of kindness? Nah. Countdown 3 2 1 to outrage and claims of racism and “Snow White” supremacy. And Disney was a Nazi doncha know. 🧐

  35. Koko sentimental fool says:

    Remember when comedy was just funny? And sometimes romantic and silly?

  36. Octopus says:

    This gal has been around for some time — I recall seeing her on one of the competitive singing shows, years ago. For some reason, her name came back to me, possibly because I was watching the storm developing down in Florida. She’s very profane, eh? 😆

    • Koko elitist music snob says:

      Ha. I Iike her energy but it’s a tough sell because you’re ultimately going to be compared to this.

      Kanye found that out the hard way when he arrogantly tried to croak out Bohemian Rhapsody with zero rock singing chops. She was better than that at least.

  37. Octopus says:

    “Simple demonstrable truth” is “scarily insane” to Fatass. In other words, facts are filthy. 😆

    • dezzez says:

      Fat loser trolls for bad crazy tweets, finds crap people yawn over, tries to run around flapping arms, only farts and never makes it off the piss stained futon found at the county dump.

  38. Koko think Chonky unhappy bubble of anal wind says:

    Young Bobby O’Rourke meets with his teacher to discuss his “poetry”.

  39. Octopus says:

    Blinded By The White. 😆

    Whiteness Is Terrorism. 😆

    School is back in session, kids.

  40. Koko laugh at prof who know nothing says:

    Blinded by stupidity more like. Wrecked up like a douche, another dumb self-hating wh

  41. Octopus says:

    The Idiot Left just can’t stop lying. EVER!

    The Tea Party was the most polite, inoffensive group of middle-aged folks that ever took up a cause. They actually cleaned up after themselves, after their modest, non-violent gatherings. Who does that?!

    Naturally, they were savaged by the Leftist Media, which was in full-swoon over the new Empty Suit Prexy with the ungainly wife.

  42. Octopus says:

    This story about Prince Andrew being fully aware of the Young Stuff-nature of the Lolita Express and Epstein’s Pedo-Palace Of Fun contained a poison pill of TMI, which I have excerpted below. Mind your tummies, kids. 😆 😯

    In the same lawsuit from 2015, court records showed that Virginia Roberts Giuffre also claimed that “The Simpsons” creator Matt Groening once flew aboard Epstein’s private plane – “The Lolita Express” – where she gave him a rather uncomfortable foot massage.

    The alleged incident happened around 20 years ago when Giuffre was just a 16-year-old girl. According to her account, this particular encounter with Groening stood out because she almost vomited due to his toenails being of a “yellow crusty” nature. He also allegedly gave her a drawing of Homer and Bart Simpson after she finished.

    “I was enjoying our conversation, when Jeffrey insisted that I give Matt a foot massage throughout the duration of the short flight,” she said in the court documents. “I never turned down a client but when I saw the shape of his feet, I nearly threw up at the thought of having to touch them.”

    Groening’s feet were allegedly so repulsive to her that she eventually employed a washcloth and some warm water to clean them.

    “He had yellow crusty toenails that even someone with a chainsaw would’ve had troubles cutting through and then there was the fluffy balls of leftover pieces of sock wedged between the crevices of his sweaty toes, now that was the real icing on the cake for me, no way could I attempt this I thought,” she continued. “Then I had an idea. I went to the back of the plane and rinsed a wash cloth in warm soapy water and returned for his dreaded foot massage but not before attempting to clean them first.”

  43. Octopus says:

    Michael Mann is losing on every front, the evil fraudster. Does this make a dent in the MSM’s feverish push to promote the “Climate Emergency OMFG?” Nah. They’ll push it even harder. For awhile, until people finally catch on…I don’t know how long that’s going to take.

  44. rightymouse says:

    MSNBC’s O’Donnell retracts the Trump bank loan/Russian co-sign story. It was such a stupid lie & he went on the air with it anyway. Idiot.

  45. rightymouse says:

    See Fatso kissing Kos’ ass. 😆

    • dezzez says:

      Ban Breitbart=totally cool
      Ban CNN=Our freedoms are being destroyed.
      Chuck has 2 faces, and they would both make a freight train take a dirt road.

      • rightymouse says:

        He’s fellating Kos just like he’s fellating others he’s dissed in the past.

        • dezzez says:

          Absolutely, it is really sad to see, he is ass kissing the lowest forms of life on Earth hoping to get a few pennies from blog hits, we all know how his begging spree is shaping up so he has to eat ass like its the best meal he ever had.

          • rightymouse says:

            His GoFundMe account is pathetic.

            $9,690 of $20,000 goal
            Raised by 227 people in 52 months

            Can’t imagine he’s getting much more through PayPal.

          • rightymouse says:

            Am sure he thinks if he could JUST get the attention of liberal assholes like Stephen King, AOC, or Rachel Madcow, they would donate gabillions to him@!!

          • Octopus says:

            He couldn’t co-sign for a used car loan. The broke-ass bitch. 😂

  46. rightymouse says:

    Fatso’s reaching for the stars by retweeting his own tweet. 😆 😆

  47. rightymouse says:

    Beats me.

    I went for my yearly mammogram today. Am covered by Company Insurance until the end of the month, then COBRA kicks in. Anyway! To check in, I had to scan my photo ID (Driver’s License), then I had to scan in both sides of my medical insurance card.
    People who don’t have photo ID must never have to go to go anywhere (or drive) that requires a photo ID like the local medical clinic, voting booth or check cashing place/bank.

  48. rightymouse says:

    You’re a moron, Fatso. Even Rachel Maddow gave him the hairy eyeball when he spouted crap he knew was crap. Deal with it!

    • dezzez says:

      Observation, imbeciles like Chuck get duped, ego kicks in and said idiot will make a bigger fool of themselves before ever admitting they just got had.

      • Octopus says:

        They go all giddy when they hear the word, “Russian,” and then start making up wild conspiracies about Putin helping Trump. It’s a mental illness, like anorexia or schizophrenia.

        Funny how none of them are investigating the stories of how the pissed-off Chinese are trying to screw Trump over in the ’20 election. Isn’t that a subversion of our democratic republic? Beuller? 😆

  49. Octopus says:

    I just found out about this gal, who slogged it out for many years in dive bars and bowling alleys before finally making it big, as the Artist Of The Year. Saw her interview on one of the networks, and it really got to me. So did this song. Okay, I like some country music. You should, too. 😉

  50. Octopus says:

    Love her attitude. “Wouldn’t run if a bear was chasing me.” 😆

  51. Octopus says:

    Pure gold, Piers. 😆

    • Koko says:

      What’s gotten in to him? He used to be the virtue-signaling twat.

      • Octopus says:

        Piers is an odd duck. He has an edge to him, and he used to be swozzled in Brit-Leftist twaddle, but he’s seeing his way clear these days. Yes, he still needs to study up on the guns-thing, still leaning towards the “ban all the things”-crapola, but he keeps showing some smarts on the other issues that plague the Idiot Left. I think he’s a promising minor-leaguer.

        • Octopus says:

          Aside: Brits are allowed to say “twat” and “cunt,” when referring to their opponents. Americans are not. Just don’t explore that, publicly or privately. You have been warned.

  52. Octopus says:

    He’s trying to strike up a friendship with this one, now. 😆

    Great idea, Chonky! Your return to splendor is just a few moments away.

    • Koko says:

      Gotta love how the Wash Bleep craps on Trump in a story about what an addled old liar Biden is. Really was that 29,000 documented lies by Trump? Are you sure it’s not 290,000 lies? Or possibly 29 Quintillion lies? Documented officially by the Wash Bleep? Hasn’t Trump told more lies than humans have actually spoken words since they were drooling Australopithicines? As documented by the Wash Bleep? I think he said he scratched his balls one time when it’s clearly documented by two official sources HE ONLY SCRATCHED ONE BALL. Great journalism guys/gals. That’s 29 quintillion AND ONE lies. The American people must know.

  53. Octopus says:

    Watched Dave Chappelle’s new comedy show on Netflix just now, and I have to say, I loved it. I didn’t agree with all of his conclusions or propositions, but I loved his political incorrectness, as I have always done since I’ve known his comedy. I understand there are people on the Right and Left bitching about this special, so that’s all to the good. Jokes are meant to be funny, not pc. I didn’t care for his last couple of shows, btw — they just weren’t funny enough, to offset the political glurge. He’s found his comedic way again.

    • Koko love all says:

      Chappelle’s a comic genius. As much as I love virtue signaling loving a black comic I’m sure I heard him mention years ago a white grandparent. You’re one of our’n Dave. 😎

      Just kidding. In my book all blacks are one of our’n.

      • Octopus says:

        All of us humans came from Africa, at different times. Not hugely-different times, in terms of glacial epochs and whatnot. We’re all the same people, with very minor physical differences that are magnified by cultural differences. I know black guys who remind me of extremely-nerdy white guys I grew up with, and white guys who are black-ish to extremes, with several baby-mamas and a very sketchy work-history. We’re all human beings, Homo Sapiens. That Neanderthal influence which some of us early-departees from the Dark Continent absorbed, didn’t leave a huge mark on the grandkids. Not that I’ve seen, anyway. The Neanderthals were pretty close to “finished,” in Homo Sapiens terms.

        I just wish I could dance like Jacko, ball like Jordan, pitch like Satchel, blow like Satchmo, and clown like Chappelle. My physical skills are all internal and observational, it seems. I have to appreciate and report on, instead of performing. It kind of sucks. Even when I was a young and “promising” athlete, with some skills, I always felt the intense pressure of people watching, which keeps you from doing your instinctive best. Only in hockey was I able to shut that shit out, by being very aggressive and going all-out every second. Even in that sport, it’s the guys who can “slow it down” in key moments who make the best plays and become the best players.

        One of my good friends growing up was an amazing baseball player, very smart and skilled, who told me after his brief minor-league baseball career that he experienced the same problem. This guy batted about .550 in high school, with a ton of homers. He was drafted pretty high. Later he became an attorney, and did very well.

        In the pros, he knew when the scouts were watching him at the plate, and it affected his game immensely. You have to be able to focus intensely, while staying relaxed, as a similarly-skilled and intense opposing pitcher is firing 100 MPH bullets at your head, mixed with curveballs and sliders of varying speeds across the plate. Your whole financial future is at stake, but it’s a game children play. Good luck! 😆

  54. Koko not surprised says:

    Headlines this morning: Comey did a big no no! 😒. So… his book I guess! As expected the outrageous white washing of felon Shitlery Klingon is (so sorry!) TOTALLY LEGAL! At that level you just make up the laws! It’s totally cool! As is FISA fraud to get the President executed you uptight nitpickers! Chonky will be having extra salmon, kamikaze olives and Chilean wine today in celebration. And probably trying to high-five all the friends he doesn’t really have on Twitter!

    • Koko says:

      Next story: turns out high max prisons have no supervising guards, no competent trained guards, no cameras and high-profile criminals looking to trade info on big deal pols for preferable treatment get EXTRA LONG BIG SHEETS. That they could theoretically kill themselves with. After inexplicably yelling and screaming. Which no guards checked out. Because they don’t work there, and forgot to come in that day and it’s not their job anyway.

      • rightymouse says:

        My guess is that Epstein was strangled to death. By hands. On purpose. Paid for. Just a wild guess.

        • Octopus says:

          Sounds about right. He got out a couple of strangled screams, according to auditory witnesses. All video or eyewitness testimony has been deep-sixed. Very professional.

  55. Koko says:

    Good (but a little scary) country.

  56. Koko says:

    Didn’t even mean that since I already made joke.

    • Octopus says:

      Never mind apologizin’ for an obvious error in posting, Koko — we totally understand. There’s no PIMF around here, and it didn’t really help Fatass over the years, either. Just blast away, and let your Higher Power Of Cherce sort ’em out. That’s what I do.

  57. Koko NOT using knuckles LOL! says:

    I was trying to post this video as “scary but good country” music. But the iPad simply wouldn’t let me. Copy was locked on the MadTV vid no matter what I did. I probably could have restarted it to fix it but I’m stubborn. So Koko forced to the basement to use IBM config ASUS screamer fast computer where she can type with finger tips super fast. And link to video of choice since Apple can’t interfere and thwart like the evil corporate effers they are.

    This song from the excellent Johnny Cash is really good country. If a bit scary. Let’s hope this website will let me actually post it after this Herculean effort of going to the basement. If not fuck it. Damn is Cash speaking Hebrew??? 🙂

  58. Octopus says:

    Mr. Steyn tells a war-story, Uncle Touchy-style. 😂

  59. Octopus, King Of The Road, The Unburnt, Thief Of The Red Rocks of Zion says:

    I have a very old memory of this song cranking out over multiple mounted speakers at a big family party in the upstate New York farm country, with a couple of hundred of my uncle’s ATF friends and their extended-families getting loose around a lake with some bonfires and whatnot. They were barbecuing some big Delmonico roasts in the main cooking area, the smell of which lingers on. Some people were dancing, and I joined in, even though I was only about 12 and completely sober. I remember the party got a little wild later, and my parents took us kids and retreated indoors, to a huge fireplace in a room that was part of a house that looked like a castle. One of my older female cousins got too drunk, and they had to go get her. My younger brother and I were extremely wide-eyed at the wild antics of our elders. 😆

    Of course, a few years later we could have given them lessons. But still.

    • Octopus says:

      P.S. I think that’s one of the all-time greatest rock songs, in the top-10. YMMV.

      • Bunk X says:

        Agree. I’d forgotten it was by the Hollies, and that video sucks, unlike this one.

        Here’s the Sloopy Story.

        • Octopus says:

          “Hang On Sloopy” was another song my Uncle Jack liked. He was a hilarious nutter, along with being yet another successful lawyer in the family line. I know I posted his pic sometime ago, when he was flying bombers against the Germans. He and my Dad, a radioman in a B-29 crew bombing the Japs in ’45, both South Buffalo natives, became very good friends after they married Irish-Catholic sisters. Both had several near-misses with mortality in their flying days.

        • Bunk X says:

          BTW, that’s the future Rick Derringer on guitar.

  60. Bunk X says:

    LolChuck made a sarky.

    • Bunk X says:

      Reminds me that the Anniversary of Killgore’s Midnight Run is coming up.

      • Octopus, King Of The Road, The Unburnt, Thief Of The Red Rocks of Zion says:

        “Gamification.” 😆 😆 😆 😆

        Last fall, a big doe came out of the woods near our house and creamed the front lid of my kid’s Honda Civic, which my wife was driving back to our house, while my daughter held the mini-dachshund chap known as “Henry.” Henry is an awesome dog, btw. I never liked little dogs, as my morning Detroit Free Press route taught me to fear and avoid the ankle-biters. This dog is my friend and grandbaby, though. He and George are best of friends now, with Alphonse coming on strong as a supportive and non-combative young cuz. I have pics to prove all this.

        • Koko scared of little dogs says:

          LOL. I remember that too! They attack the storm door at 5:am when the retirees are cooking their eggs and bacon and you’re trying to give them the paper. I think they’re all cute little turds but want you to think they’re Godzilla if they don’t know you.

      • Bunk X says:

        Charles has @Jack’s Twitter TOS report line on speed dial, but @Jack shadow banned him.