Little Green Footballs’ Independence Day Celebration 2019

So yesterday I decided to put on the waders and wander into The Swamp Of The Lizard Lappers to see how they celebrated Independence Day. I found no surprises. The place is a cesspool of irrational hatred.

[Hey, HappyWarrior, you’re an idiot, and Little Green Snotblobs is a great place to display your ignorance. It’s intuitively obvious to the casual observer that everything you know about Jefferson came from here.]

Then they went on to bash Ivanka Trump with photoshops. What that had to do with Independence Day is a non-sequitur, but they completely missed the irony of the image posted by “Gocart Mozart”:

Breaking News: The Pie Overlord, aka Alouette, aka  @viciousbabushka is still suspended from Twitter. 😀

255 Comments on “Little Green Footballs’ Independence Day Celebration 2019”

  1. rightymouse says:

    Fatso has turned the LGF sewer into a hang-out for miserable assholes. Yeesh!!!

  2. rightymouse says:

    How was the shake, rattle and roll from that latest (7.1) earthquake?

    • Bunk X says:

      Very strong roller, a lot stronger than the 6.4 shower door rattler on the 4th. It was hell on earth for 30 seconds. A hanging planter on our patio was swinging.

      Whoah, just felt another aftershock. Oh wait… that was my stomach.

      There was a lot of damage 150 miles NE of us. Can’t make light of that. I just hope the cats went nuts.

      • rightymouse says:

        I remember a big one back when I worked for Wang Laboratories in Los Angeles. Scared the crap out of me. 😦

        • Bunk X says:

          Bunkarina was still in a crib when an earthquake rattled the house and woke her up. She said it came in through the window.

  3. rightymouse says:

    You fell off your futon?

  4. rightymouse says:

  5. rightymouse says:

      • Octopus says:

        It’s so telling the way the proggy-poops decide who to ban. It’s always the most effective satirists, who ridicule the Idiot Left successfully. The kid here is completely inoffensive and non-vulgar, unless you’re a shitlib whose sacred ox is being gored. That they will not abide! 😂💩😱

  6. rightymouse says:

    LGF asshole ‘Jaunte’ thinks the 4th of July crowd in DC was doctored. Ummmm..even Snopes sez it’s real. Dumbass.

  7. rightymouse says:

    I’m not either.

  8. rightymouse says:

    Gussy was having a difficult night again.

  9. rightymouse says:

    ABC/Washington poll has Trump at 44% approval. ABC!! Washington Post. You know it has to be higher.

  10. Octopus says:

    You tell ’em, Gusano! 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Amash was a RINO with no class. He, Flake, McCain, Ryan, Bush & Romney types should have just shut their mouths.

  11. Octopus says:

    And every time it happens, the rich end up much richer than before, to the detriment of everyone else.
    13 hours ago
    This is the lie that has crashed the US economy every time the GOP gains power. Every time.…
    13 hours ago

    “A rising tide sinks all boats.” Yeah, you understand the economy very well, Fatass. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      He’s bitter. He must be living off of his Social Security and whatever Mom left him. Lord knows his begging bowl is pathetic.

  12. Octopus says:

    You haven’t been “hoping,” Chonky. You’ve been braying incessantly about the imminence of Trump’s exposure as a criminal and removal from office, since about ten minutes after he won the election in 2016. You’ve been waiting for it even longer than you’ve been waiting for that constipated turd of calcified governnment cheese, mixed with Flaming Cheetos, to emerge from your couch-conjoined keester. I can only imagine your discomfort.

    I guess you have to pass it, to see what’s in it. Hey, maybe the remote’s in there, along with all the cheese and whatnot.

  13. Octopus says:

    Besides, her baby-feeders can’t hold a candle to your massive moobs. Insignificant!

    • rightymouse says:

      I had no idea what all the Twitter pearl-clutching from liberals was all about – media was rather ho-hum about it. Had to go find a picture. You’d think that after Michelle’s pics, they would just shut up.

  14. Pakimon says:

    Maybe the intruder was a sasquatch!

    If your glasses aren’t totally trashed, I suggest looking for footprints. 😀

  15. rightymouse says:


  16. rightymouse says:

    I have a pot roast in the slow cooker and it smells wonderful. 🙂 Son is home for a few days and it’s a rainy, lazy day here in NE Ohio. Life is good. 🙂

  17. ISTE says:

    Best thing on Twitter at the moment. 20019 Tour De Couch.

    I do not think Boris is going to win.

    • ISTE says:

      Come on Boris.

      Wake up!

      I bet $5 you would win.

    • ISTE says:

      Oh for the technical people here, yes that is a CAT6 Ethernet cable on the floor going from living room to bedroom.

      CAT6 is for real men, wireless is for pussies..


      • Octopus says:

        I’m just like Boris today, after a weekend of sun, fun, some wood chopping, and many beers. I made it from the couch to my bed, and now I’m through with moving.

          • Octopus says:

            That guy has never chopped a cord of wood in his life. My nephew had the chainsaw, and took down three dead oaks, then cut them into big rounds, which I had the pleasure of splitting with the axe. I’m still sore. But it was fun.

          • Bunk X says:

            I once dismantled a tree with my bare hands and a 12 pack. I have witnesses.

          • Octopus says:

            Are you a grizzly bear, by any chance?

          • Bunk X says:

            Tree was dead a long time, branches snapped off pretty easily, then I pushed the whole thing over and dragged it to the campfire.

          • Octopus says:

            I’ve done that, too, back in my camping days. What a find was a nice, dry, dead tree. Between jumping on them, hitting them against a tree to break off pieces, and putting the end of the unbreakable remnant into the fire, Indian-style, you could burn the whole thing in an evening.

  18. Bunk X says:

    Penis penis penis LOL

    RACHEL SCOTT: Yes, Eva, good morning to you. The President’s approval rating’s at its peak. But our latest poll shows just how vulnerable the President could be ahead of the 2020 election. For starters, the majority of Americans, 53 percent still disapprove of the President’s performance in office. And that’s not the only thing casting a shadow over those high approval ratings.

    Even though most Americans oppose impeachment, 65 percent say the President has acted unpresidential. So, what exactly does this mean ahead of 2020? Well, in a nationwide head to head matchup, Joe Biden outperforms President Trump by ten points, among registered voters. Also among those voters surveyed, [Kamala, Bernie & Liz?] our poll indicates a tight race right now between President Trump and Senators Kamala Harris, Bernie Sanders, and Elizabeth Warren.

  19. Bunk X says:

  20. Bunk X says:

    Sister called us today from physical rehab clinic. She sounded completely lucid, but said her buddy paid for her hospital room for July. He brought her the Sunday paper, and she started clipping coupons.
    She’s slowly coming around.

  21. Bunk X says:

    Two to go for the Octo Sidebar Win.

  22. Bunk X says:


    t-minus 5 seconds and counting

    • ISTE says:


      • Bunk X says:

        Doesn’t happen often, but I’ll take it when I can get it.

        • Octopus says:

          It’s a good feeling, when you own the sidebar. Another good feeling, is when this site suddenly starts retaining your login information, as it has done this morning. Like, “YOWSAH!!” 🙂

          This happened once before, and then it stopped again. We’ll hold off on opening the giant bottle of champagne until this evening.

          • Bunk X says:

            Very odd. Nothing was changed in control room, and it doesn’t affect everyone.

          • Octopus says:

            I picture someone at WordPress cluelessly flipping off a switch in the garage, like what happens in the movie, “Christmas Vacation.” The switch has been flipped back off now. 🙁

          • Abu WordPress penis penis penis lol says:

            I had to log in, again.

          • Bunk X says:

            Octo– I have my suspicions. Vancouver girl used to be techsupport for WP was an avowed marxist. She actually helped us out with some troubles before she left.

          • Octopus says:

            Seems like all the young techies are lefties. This just seems like a technical glitch of some kind to me, though — I just noticed my account at Photobucket won’t let me log in with my phone, if I’m already logged in with my ‘puter. I wonder if it has something to do with that, even though I’ve tried logging out on both, logging in with both, and everything in-between. I love Canada! Especially the beautiful Vancouver girls, who are as whip-smart as they are runway-ready. 🙂

  23. Octopus says:

    She loves horses, so she became one. Like Bruce Jenner, only with horses. Or something.

  24. Octopus says:

    “Vicious” is Chunky’s go-to word, when he’s trying to express his jealousy and rage about real journalists who dare to go against The Narrative. 😆

    Note: He got it from Hunter Thompson, of course, who used it constantly.

  25. Octopus says:

    The Enemy is still out there, planning new atrocities against Western Civilization. We tend to forget that, with all the focus on our internal struggles over this nation’s soul and direction.

  26. Octopus says:

    It was “nice” while it lasted, but the claws are back out of their sheaths now. 😂

  27. KGB says:

    I was in Toronto during Canada Day and it brought home again how rabidly nationalistic our Canuck cousins are. Oh, they’ll bash Yanks up and down for being jingoistic but don’t let them fool you. Nobody, but nobody loves their country like Canadians. Last week was a good chance to compare and contrast. In downtown Toronto on their national holiday, red and white Canada themed shirts and hats were ubiquitous. At times it seemed like a full 50% of the people were wearing something with a maple leaf theme. Back home for Independence Day, red, white, and blue apparel could be seen here and there but was far less prevalent than in Canada. I mean, not even close.

    There’s also the flag on the backpack thing. They’ll tell you it’s so they don’t get confused with their ever-gauche American neighbors but it’s really about their ineffable pride in being from Canada. When their sports teams win anything? They go crazy. Good lord, when Mike Weir won the Masters in 2003, the hosts on Toronto sports radio were barely able to speak the next day. They spent the entire day trying to put into words how profoundly moving Weir’s victory was for the entire nation.

    Anyway, nothing against our good friends, the Canadians. I’m glad that they’re proud of their land. Yeah, they fucked up their national anthem in the service of SJW’s, but they’re mostly good folk. Just don’t let them tell you that American patriotism is ugly.

    • Octopus says:

      I’ve had long experience with Canadian national pride, especially as it pertains to their national sport. I used to love Yank-ing their chains, telling them how the US Olympic team was going to defeat their precious All-Star Legends teams — and one time, we actually did. They got just as braggy about their women’s hockey team, which is the only team in the world that can beat our American girls.

  28. Octopus says:

    The site is erasing my info again, btw. Thanks, WordPress!

    • rightymouse says:

      It’s been doing it to my home ‘puter off and on now. Cell phone always erases my info – never keeps it.

  29. Octopus says:

    Boy, they sure nailed those predictions! That goes double for Fatass McDumbth, who predicted all of the same things and more. The Streak Lives!!1! 😆

  30. Octopus says:

    My laptop is retaining my login info, now. That’s progress, I guess. I wonder how long it will last this time?

    I don’t mean to be a whiny little bitch about this, but I know others are experiencing the same stuff, and might be interested. I went for months without complaining about it, but then it started turning on and off, which got me wondering again about wtf. 😆

  31. Octopus says:

    It went down in Toontown. Oy vey.

    • rightymouse says:


      • Octopus says:

        Pink Shirt Guy sure loves to smack a bitch. Big tuff guy. Too bad there wasn’t somebody there who didn’t abide such ungentlemanly behavior, and was forced to clean his clock. Somebody like Mr. Politenessman, with a shiny steel hankie.

  32. Octopus says:

    Gotta hand it to Chonky, this is one hilarious thread! Not in the way the Idiot Leftist might intend, but as a snapshot of the rampant crazy he and his non-pals are wallowing in, it’s frickin’ priceless. 😆

  33. Octopus says:

    Wait…what now?! You used to ride a bike, too? With a serious scowl on your face, like Fatass in his halcyon daze? I don’t believe this one, Gus. I think you’re just remembering something you read on some nutty bullshit-artist’s decrepit old blog, around fifteen years ago. There’s been a lot of Sterno and ditchweed under the bridge since then, which isn’t good for the memory details.

  34. Octopus says:

    Speaking of memory-lapses, how about Slick Willie trying to get head, er, ahead of this pedophile-buddy story? Ooh, this is bad. Really bad.

  35. Octopus says:

    Robocalls are Trump’s fault, because White Supremacist. Yes, yes, I see. Show me on the doll where the Bad Orange Man touched you, Chonky. 😆

    • KGB says:

      Holy non sequitur! What is Chunky’s point, that Trump is so fixated on hating the brownskins that he’s unaware of his responsibility to keep the phone from ringing at chateau Johnson?

      Charles is just pissed because each time the phone rings, a faint warmth spreads through his body. “Human contact! They remember me…” he thinks to himself, only to be crushed yet again.

    • Bunk X says:

      White supremist President Trump created more jobs for “people of color” than any other President in American history, but he’s racist because Charles Johnson.

  36. Bunk X says:

    Looks like the Spaminator is triggered by Hitler.

  37. Octopus says:

    Silly Antifags! 😆

    I liked the Babylon Bee’s idea of dropping them into ISIS-controlled areas to clean up the fascists left over. They’d do a bang-up job.

  38. Octopus says:

    Isn’t it high time Chonky called our Garage Boy out for heresy like this?

  39. Octopus says:

    Ann Coulter climbs back onto her rocker, to note the way the MSM has suddenly, magically found new interest in the Epstein-pedophilia case, by attempting to portray the scummy bastard as “a friend of Trump’s.” Me, I’m hoping to see Clinton dragged into court over this matter, so he can perjure himself under oath again. His bullshit statement yesterday has already been completely debunked by extensive flight records and whatnot. 😆

    Trump is a womanizer from way back, but there has been no evidence of any underage females joining his “team photo,” and I believe the MSM would have taken such evidence and brayed it from the moon if they had even a scintilla. The girls involved have named Clinton as a frequent flier on these pedo-junkets, which should be the headline in every newspaper by now. How long can they keep this one under wraps?

  40. Octopus says:

    No matter what shady shit happens today, just keep dancin’! 🙂

    With another member of my extended-family finding out they have “a rare and deadly” form of uterine cancer last week, with about a ten-percent chance of living five years, it seems like a good time to remind oneself that life is short, and we need to enjoy it to the fullest. You never know when you’re going to get The Diagnosis, or get hit by your own personal SMOD.

  41. Octopus says:

    When you’ve lost Don LeMon…😂

    Yes, please get involved in politics further, Rapinoe. We need more America-hating people on the Left. Can’t get enough!

  42. Octopus says:


  43. Octopus says:

    Romney’s strategist wants to kill the Electoral College, thus guaranteeing wins for the Idiot Left due to their control of large urban nightmare cities. Somebody please kneecap this creep. 😆

  44. Octopus says:

    Fatass got his Waddling Orders from Soros: the whole Epstein-thing is all about Trump. Not Clinton. Not all the Dems who raked in the donations from the pedophilic creep. Just Trump, who slapped a lifetime Mar-A-Lago ban on Epstein as soon as he was accused of soliciting sex from a minor.

    Even though we knew this was the intent of the sudden media interest in the story, it’s still disgusting and pathetic to see such grossly hypocritical and dishonest behavior. Must be a day ending in “y.”

  45. Octopus says:

    This is either a dangerous demagogue in training, or the dumbest assclown to enter Congress in a decade. Or both, maybe.

  46. Octopus says:

    Is that Richard “Steal-Your-Girl” Spencer you’re still so butthurt about? The guy who recognizes we’re at war with fundamentalist Islam, as you did for eight solid years?

    Yeah, I thought so. Put some rumpswab on that. And go post something hateful about Christians and Joos.

    • Bunk X says:

      No more criticizing islamofascists.

      • Octopus says:

        He’s a Righteous Dhimmi, now. And would be a Useful Idiot, if he wasn’t so damn useless and forgotten by everyone except us. 😆

        Beware Islam’s “Useful Idiots”

        Muslims believe that all non-Muslims, bar none, are hellfire bound and well-deserve being maltreated compared to believers. They themselves will sure to be the first to go if Islam succeeds, but the rest of us will be next.
        Amil Imani

        Islam enjoys a large and influential ally among non-Muslims: A new generation of “Useful Idiots,” the term that Lenin originated for those living in liberal democracies who furthered the work of communism.

        This new generation of Useful Idiots also lives in liberal democracies, but serves the cause of Islamofascism—another virulent form of totalitarian ideology.

        Useful Idiots are naïve, they are foolish, they are ignorant of facts, they are unrealistically idealistic, they are dreamers and often they are willfully in denial or deceptive. They hail from the ranks of the chronically unhappy. They are anarchists, they are aspiring revolutionaries, they are neurotics who are at war with life, the disaffected alienated from government, corporations, and just about any and all institutions of society.

        The Useful Idiot can be a billionaire, a movie star, an academe of renown, a politician, or from any other segment of the population. Arguably, the most dangerous variant of the Useful Idiot is the “Politically Correct.” He is the master practitioner of euphemism, hedging, doubletalk, and outright deception.

        The Useful Idiot derives satisfaction from being anti-establishment. He finds perverse gratification in aiding the forces that aim to dismantle an existing order, whatever it may be: an order he neither approves of nor feels he belongs to.

        The Useful Idiot is conflicted and dishonest. He fails to look inside himself and discover the causes of his own problems and unhappiness while he readily enlists himself in causes that validate his distorted perception.

        Understandably, it is easier to blame others and the outside world than to examine oneself with an eye to self-discovery and self-improvement. Furthermore, criticizing and complaining—liberal practices of the Useful Idiot—require little talent and energy. The Useful Idiot is a great armchair philosopher and “Monday Morning Quarterback.”

        The Useful Idiot is not the same as a person who honestly has a different point of view. A society without honest and open differences of views is a dead society. Critical, different and fresh ideas are the life blood of a living society—the very anathema of autocracies where the official position is sacrosanct.

        Even a “normal” person spends a great deal more energy aiming to fix things out there than working to overcome his own flaws and shortcomings, or contribute positively to the larger society. People don’t like to take stock of what they are doing or not doing that is responsible for the conditions of which they disapprove.

        But the Useful Idiot takes things much farther. The Useful Idiot, among other things, is a master practitioner of scapegoating. He assigns blame to others while absolving himself of responsibility, has a long handy list of candidates for blaming anything and everything, and by living a distorted life, he contributes to the ills of society.

        The Useful Idiot may even engage in willful misinformation and deception when it suits him. Terms such as “Political Islam,” or “Radical Islam,” for instance, are contributions of the Useful Idiot. These terms do not even exist in the native parlance of Islam, simply because they are redundant.

        Islam, by its very nature and according to its charter—the Quran—is a radical political movement. It is the Useful Idiot who sanitizes Islam and misguides the populace by saying that the “real Islam” constitutes the main body of the religion; and, that this main body is non-political and moderate.

        Regrettably, a large segment of the population goes along with these nonsensical euphemisms depicting Islam because it prefers to believe them. It is less threatening to believe that only a hijacked small segment of Islam is radical or politically driven and that the main body of Islam is indeed moderate and non-political.

        But Islam is political to the core. In Islam the mosque and State are one and the same—the mosque is the State. This arrangement goes back to the days of Muhammad himself. Islam is also radical in the extreme. Even the “moderate” Islam is radical in its beliefs as well as its deeds. Muslims believe that all non-Muslims, bar none, are hellfire bound and well-deserve being maltreated compared to believers.

        No radical barbaric act of depravity is unthinkable for Muslims in dealing with others. They have destroyed precious statues of Buddha, leveled sacred monuments of other religions, and bulldozed the cemeteries of non-Muslims—a few examples of their utter extreme contempt toward others.

        Muslims are radical even in their intrafaith dealings. Various sects and sub-sects pronounce other sects and sub-sects as heretics worthy of death; women are treated as chattel, deprived of many rights; hands are chopped for stealing even a loaf of bread; sexual violation is punished by stoning, and much much more. These are standard day-to-day ways of the mainstream “moderate” Muslims living under the stone-age laws of Sharia.

        The “moderate” mainstream of Islam has been outright genocidal from inception. Their own historians record that Ali, the first imam of the Shiite and the son-in-law of Muhammad, with the help of another man, beheaded 700 Jewish men in the presence of the Prophet himself. The Prophet of Allah and his disciples took the murdered men’s women and children in slavery. Muslims have been, and continue to be, the most vicious and shameless practitioner of slavery. The slave trade, even today, is a thriving business in some Islamic lands where wealthy, perverted sheiks purchase children of the poor from traffickers for their sadistic gratification.

        Muslims are taught deception and lying in the Quran itself—something that Muhammad practiced during his life whenever he found it expedient. Successive Islamic rulers and leaders have done the same.

        Khomeini, the founder of the 1979 Iranian Revolution, for instance, rallied the people under the banner of democracy. All along his support for democracy was not a commitment of an honest man, but a ruse.

        As soon as he gathered the reins of power, Khomeini went after the Useful Idiots of his time with vengeance. These best children of Iran, having been thoroughly deceived and used by the crafty phony populist-religionist, had to flee the country to avoid the fate of tens of thousands who were imprisoned or executed by the double-crossing imam.

        Almost three decades after the tragic Islamic Revolution of 1979, the suffocating rule of Islam casts its death-bearing pall over Iranians. A proud people with enviable heritage is being systematically purged of its sense of identity and forced to think and behave like the barbaric and intolerant Muslims.

        Iranians who had always treated women with equality, for instance, have seen them reduced by the stone-age clergy to sub-human status of Islamic teaching. Any attempt by the women of Iran to counter the misogynist rule of Muhammad’s mullahs is mercilessly suppressed. Women are beaten, imprisoned, raped and killed just as men are slaughtered without due process or mercy.

        The lesson is clear. Beware of the Useful Idiots who live in liberal democracies. Knowingly or unknowingly, they serve as the greatest volunteer and effective soldiers of Islam. They pave the way for the advancement of Islam and they will assuredly be among the very first victims of Islam as soon as it assumes power.

        • KGB says:

          When I listen to Hannity, the one thing that drives me nuts is his rote use of the phrase “radical Islamic terrorism”. It’s such a chickenshit thing to say. Terrorism inspired by Mohammaden teaching is so historical, widespread, and well-documented that it’s clearly not “radical” but rather a feature of the religion of Islam. He throws that word into the mix to give himself cover from said terrorists, their co-religionists, and the useful idiots described above. Fuck ’em.

          • rightymouse says:

            Hubby & I have bets on how long it will take Hannity to refer to ‘bleachbit’. 😆
            He repeats himself daily. That’s just Hannity.

    • Bunk X says:

      That was Robert Spencer. Richard Spencer is a neonazi.

  47. Octopus says:

    A word or two on Chonky’s favorite bogeyman, the White Supremacist. My favorite part, is how black and other minority people can become White Supremacists just by agreeing with any part of Trump’s agenda of economic reform and border security. Poof! And now you’re wearing a Klan-hood, just by not hating everything Trump with every bone in your body.

  48. Octopus says:

    Heheh…Trump has been ripping Fox News regularly of late, and stuck-on-stupid Chonky is still trying to portray their relationship as more than cozy. The Streak Lives!

  49. Octopus says:

    The wheels of Justice turn slowly, but grind exceedingly fine. 😅

  50. Octopus says:

    “They’re making me work harder than an ugly stripper up in here, and it’s interfering with my Twitter campaign.” 😂

  51. Octopus says:

    This is unreal. While the Idiot Left, represented dumbly by Chonky here, continues trying to make the Epstein case about Trump, the shit-hammer’s coming down HARD on Clinton, Inc. It’s like Russian Collusion all over again. 😂

  52. Octopus says:

    Resigned for what, exactly? He did nothing wrong. It was a judgement call, like the plea deals offered daily by prosecutors to guilty criminals. Criminals like Epstein, and Bill Clinton, who appears to be the next pedo-scumbag coming down the hard way. Talk about Clinton for awhile, Fatass. 😄

    • rightymouse says:

      Liberals like Fatass get choked up about Bill. He was the most awesome President. Almost as awesome as Obama because Bill was our first white/black President. Doesn’t matter to Fatso or feminists that Bill was getting BJ’s from Lewinsky in the White House and then lied about it.

      • Octopus says:

        He’d lie about anything and everything. Stick his bony finger in our faces and waggle it, telling the whole country, “I did not have sex with those nubile children.” Then we’d see the pics.

        • rightymouse says:

          I get the feeling that lots of ugly stuff is about to hit the fan. We’ll see. The Clintons have so much crap on people, it will be interesting to see who they turn on to save their asses.

    • Bunk X says:

      Resign from Twitter & the Blogosphere, sell off your logins and passwords to the highest bidder (Barett Brown, Neil Rauhauser, Speedway Bomber, or ??) and retire in anonymous hypocrisy.

  53. Bunk X says:

    America Womens Soccer Team Captain 1998

  54. Octopus says:

    I’m not “all-in” on Julian Assange by any means, but read his statement here and tell me he’s wrong. And then see Facebook’s latest, which amounts to a fatwa on conservative voices, and tell me if you think it’s an over-reaction. Because They keep silencing dissenting voices, for no good reason other than to shut up people who aren’t cowed by the Idiot Left’s stranglehold on social media, not to mention the MSM.

    “The world is not sliding, but galloping into a new transnational dystopia. This development has not been properly recognized outside of national security circles. It has been hidden by secrecy, complexity and scale. The internet, our greatest tool of emancipation, has been transformed into the most dangerous facilitator of totalitarianism we have ever seen. The internet is a threat to human civilization.

    These transformations have come about silently, because those who know what is going on work in the global surveillance industry and have no incentives to speak out. Left to its own trajectory, within a few years, global civilization will be a postmodern surveillance dystopia, from which escape for all but the most skilled individuals will be impossible. In fact, we may already be there.”

    -Julian Assange’s Call to Cryptographic Arms December 1, 2012

  55. Octopus says:

    OOF! 😆

  56. rightymouse says:

    Ya think??

    • rightymouse says:

      You guys are just racist & sexist. 😦

    • Bunk X says:

      One of her assignments should be writing a thesis on the brilliance of Thomas Friedman.

  57. rightymouse says:

    Paul Ryan said WHAT about Trump?? 😯

  58. Octopus says:

    Another Big Lie bites the dust. Chonky hardest hit.

  59. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    OMG. POTUS is just kicking Teh Left in the nuts right now. The upcoming state lawsuits will be numerous.

    So proud of the administration’s guile. This is a legal backdrop shuffle, lol. Hope this works.


  60. windbag says:

    Bad news for the climate hysteria club. A Finnish study, collaborated by a Japanese study, throws serious doubt on the man-made climate change nonsense. Finally, some brave scientists.

    New evidence suggests that high-energy particles from space known as galactic cosmic rays affect the Earth’s climate by increasing cloud cover, causing an ‘umbrella effect’

    • Bunk X says:

      Global Climate Change is caused by the sun.
      The sun giveth & the sun taketh away.
      The sun doesn’t care about Gaia.

      • Octopus says:

        When you think about it, the entity known as Gaia is attached to a fairly-puny celestial body, and must not be all that powerful in the galactic firmament. Look at our Sun, and imagine what kind of being must inhabit that nuclear furnace…and Ol’ Sol’s not even a big star, himself. Big brothers Jupiter and Saturn like to kick Gaia’s ass, too. Mercury’s hot stuff, and Venus is a steamy bitch. Mars is a warrior. Gaia is a pussy, and very bi-polar, going from hot to cold and back again all the time. Make up your mind!

        • Bunk X says:

          Yeah. You tell her, bro. She can put your ass into the ground with a single fart, and you’ll be gone before you smell it. Our eyes will be burning and then someone will say, “Good God what’s that stench?! What the hell happened to Octo? He was here a minute ago.”

          • Octopus says:

            I only talk about her when she’s busy somewhere else, like ramming a hurricane-fist up N’Awlins’ arse again. She still nasty, even when she preoccupied. She made a few hundred fishflies stick themselves to my car overnight, because I parked too close to a light in the parking lot. Sneaky biyatch!

  61. Octopus says:

    Fatass retweeted:

    Yes, now Chonky is retweeting the dumbest rep to come down the pike since…damn, I don’t recall anyone else quite as clueless about every issue, besides Fatass himself since 2009. 😆

  62. Bunk X says:

    In 1860, only 10 of the 4.9% were Republicans.

    In 1860, my great great grandfather owned a mule. In 1865 my great great grandfather’s mule was shot between the eyes by a Union asshole.

  63. Octopus says:

    The stuff in the alleys, where a broke-ass bum can make a quick buck…

  64. Octopus says:

    😆 😆 😆 😆

  65. Octopus says:

    You know, Chonky, it’s good to want. Wanting inspires ambitious projects, like getting oneself surgically separated from one’s futon, losing a couple of hundred pounds, and getting back on the bike. Getting one’s mind back, getting over an old lost love, who never loved you back. Taking advantage of one’s final decade of life, before they slam the lid on you and screw it down.

    Good luck with that! Now cheer up, and get on with it.

    • Octopus says:

      As per usual, Fatass stole his reply to this tweet from somebody more original than he:

    • Pakimon says:

      To be fair to Bagel Boss guy, some of those convenience store counter jockeys can be real smart asses if they think they can get away with it.

      Years ago, I went into a convenience store that I frequented regularly early one morning to get some coffee. I was unshaven and a little disheveled from just having woke up and the counter jockey made some remark about me being unemployed and on welfare because I was paying with loose change from my truck.

      Needless to say, I verbally let him have it with the addendum that such smart ass remarks made outside his safety zone behind the counter might result in my fist accidentally coming into contact with his face.

      Not my proudest moment but what the hell… 😀

      • windbag says:

        I save my change and typically use it for drinks at convenience stores. It’s that or have them break a $20, $50, or $100. They ought to be grateful for those of us who save them the hassle of counting all that. Plus, it being short on coinage at the end of the shift/weekend can be a major problem. Jerks that comment on customers’ appearance deserve to be put in their place.

    • rightymouse says:

      Boy. He was pissed! 😯

  66. Octopus says:

    You don’t tell Joe Pesci to go get his shine box! 😱😆

  67. Bunk X says:

    Hannity talked about this today.

  68. Octopus says:

    I’m way Up North on Lake Huron tonight. We had a great bonfire on the beach, met some nice people and a couple of weirods, which is normal around these parts, and got our kid’s German Shepherd used to kicking it Old School by the fire, with nice waves lapping the beach a couple dozen feet away. At one point, a new duck mother went by with her six new ducklings. It was a beautiful, cool evening.

  69. Octopus says:

    U mad, bro? 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Fatso’s not just mad. He’s an insane asshole.

    • rightymouse says:

      Here’s a hint for Fatso. They are ILLEGALS!! So should not even try to be here except through LEGAL channels. I’ve worked with real refugees from war-torn countries due to Communist insanity in Asia. Many lived in UN sponsored hell-holes at the time & yet were still grateful to be free. So eff off. And how many illegals have you taken in, eh?

      • Octopus says:

        He’s done nothing, at any time, to help unfortunate people. I doubt if he ever dropped a quarter in a beggar’s palm, at any point in his life. He’s a beggar himself now, and he doesn’t get any karmic return.

  70. Octopus says:

    No, it’s exactly what he said, Chonky. 😆

    Jim Carrey’s mom really, really hates Trump!

  71. Octopus says:

    Speaking of which, Carrey is still crapping out his masterpieces. 😆

  72. rain of lead says:

    hey, somebody yell at coldwarrior and let him know the mothership has crashed and is burning on the runway

  73. rightymouse says:

    Gussy’s posting all types of boat memes. Too funny. Here’s one about him.

  74. Bunk X says:

    Just in case this hasn’t been posted enough, Alexandria Occasional-Cortex shows that she’s got the mental acuity of a door knob.

  75. rightymouse says:

    Come on over Gussy! 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      If you really want to make a point, vote Republican in 2020! You’ll feel great!!! I know I did the first time I voted “R” in Bush’s 2nd term. 🙂

  76. rightymouse says:

    Bunk! Donated again for your sis. 🙂

  77. rightymouse says:

    Then leave Twitter.

  78. rightymouse says:

    When Ross Perot died recently, I was reminded of the book ‘On Wings of Eagles’ written about his sponsored rescue of EDS employees who had been arrested in Iran following the Iranian Revolution in 1978. Carter was President at the time. Excellent book, by the way. I read it years ago & still have it in my library.

    • Octopus says:

      Read that, too — great story!

      My Dad was just in the process of retiring from his job as the head accountant of Chevrolet, when the EDS acquisition was occurring. He was against GM buying into all these companies they didn’t really know about, and he was proven right. GM needs to stick to cars.

  79. Octopus says:

    The Idiot Left in all its raging glory. 😆

    Note: this post goes very nicely with Chonky’s tweet from yesterday:

  80. Octopus says:

    Hear, hear! 🙂

  81. Octopus says:

    Ooohh, he’s a racist, because he told people who hate America that they should go back to their beloved homelands where everything is so much better. Because nationalism is only about race. And everything is racist!! 😆

    People see through this bullshit, now. The Idiot Left doesn’t get that, that people are sick and tired of being told that every time they disagree with somebody’s politics or policies, they are racist Nazis. That the same syndrome is now backfiring bigly with Teh Squad accusing unsupportive senior Dems of having racist motives for not embracing Socialism enough, or turning over all the power in the party to the Gang Of Four, is just delicious schadenfreude for us all to snack upon.

  82. Octopus says:

    Every once in awhile I am struck by the idea of the Old Charles, from 2001-2009, being confronted with the harsh reality of what he was to become over the next decade. 😆