Charles Johnson Attacks POTUS’ sons for a “patronizing Irish pub crawl” (whatever that means).

What is a “patronizing Irish pub crawl?” Charles? “They’re not fit to crawl an Irish pub?” Does anyone know what that means? Charles, are you fit to crawl to the mailbox? Can you still crawl?

BTW, Charles, what year did you finally get your GED?

Update: The Full Unredacted Mueller Report has been released.

138 Comments on “Charles Johnson Attacks POTUS’ sons for a “patronizing Irish pub crawl” (whatever that means).”

  1. Octopus says:

    I wonder what offensive Irish stereotype Chonky is on about, here. Pub crawls are not an Irish thing, in the first place — they have them everywhere, and they’re usually themed to a holiday like Christmas, or a location like Detroit or Boston. Or Epcot, where the “Drink Around The World” crawl is popular with some visitors. Not me — I don’t mess with the Disney Po-Po.

  2. Octopus says: has an online chess simulator you can play to your heart’s content, against whatever level opponent you feel capable of destroying with your diabolical genius gambits. I’ve been brushing up on my game to see if I can get back to being a competent player, after not playing for a couple of decades. I used to play all the time with my brother-in-laws, before the kids came along and the wives started objecting to us secluding ourselves in the other room. 😉

    • rightymouse says:

      I used to play chess too & taught the kids. Haven’t played in years. May try the website!

      • Octopus says:

        I taught my older daughter to play, but then she lost interest. The younger one wanted nothing to do with it — too many other entertainment options!

        • rightymouse says:

          One step-son joined a chess club in college. Got quite good at it. He also married a Cambodian lass. 🙂

  3. Octopus says:

    Oh, so now Evil Christianity is all about the Nazis, and it’s the same thing as Trump. Thank you for being so stoopedly high-larious, Chonky. 😆

    Oh, and never mind the friendship between Hitler and the Jooo-hating Muzz of the Middle East. That’s probably a Big Lie made up by Jooos and Christians, anyway.

    • OLT. Emperor of Texan Columbia, Minister Plenipotentiary of The Left Coast Union, Time Traveller To The Stars says:

      This particular theory was and still is laughable.

      You can argue day and night that churches in Germany failed to stop and even cooperated in some ways with Hitler’s genocidal plans. And you might make some points (ed. note: unless you’re Stalker Charles, and therefore an empty sack of ignorant).

      But Nazi Germany had a State religion – the worship of the State itself, which ordered all existence.

      Sooooo, on the model of the American Left.

      And Hitler himself was not at all religious, although he dabbled in all sorts of “Aryan”/Teuton pagan symbolism. Of course, you’d have to study actual history to understand nationalism in the German state (how old is “Germany”, Stalker Charles? Careful, it’s a trick question).

      • rightymouse says:

        Fatso wants desperately to shove Christianity and Swastikas into one pile. His Karma is growing darker by the second. **shudder**

      • KGB says:

        I was watching a video last night on the differences between Pennsylvania Dutch and modern German, and the person who was an expert mentioned that it’s a common misconception that Pennsylvania “Dutch” is a mispronunciation of “Deutsch”. The Amish began arriving in America around the turn of the 18th century. At that time, there was no Germany, no “Deutschland”, as it would be recognized today. There were the remnants of the Holy Roman Empire and various other fiefdoms but no pan-Germanic state. In the Anglosphere, the term “Dutch” was used at that time to describe anyone or thing hailing from Germanic lands.

    • Bunk X says:

      More proof that socialists are liars. Thanks, Charles!

    • Bunk X says:

      Liberals, Progessives, Socialists, Fascists and Communists have one thing in common. THEY’RE ALL LIARS.

  4. Octopus says:


    Vegan cat ladies often turn up at vets with sick cats they’ve denied meat. Cats are obligate carnivores, who can’t survive on a meatless diet. But vegans keep trying! 😆

  5. Octopus says:

    Dogs rule. They also love meat, and thrive on a varied diet including meat.

    • rightymouse says:

      Bones. They also love bones. And cookies. 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        Each dog is slightly different in my experience, but the general rule is “If my owner eats it, it’s good enough for me.” My previous dog Murphy used to love grapefruit, but George hates all kinds of citrus fruit. Murphy also loved carrots, and George just plays with them until he gets bored, and stashes them behind the couch. George wants bread, but he can’t have any, as he’s very sensitive to all grain products. It’s a lot of dietary landmines with this dog.

        • rightymouse says:

          Our dog loves leftovers – pizza, fat from rib-eye steaks, etc. But NO carrots or fruit.

    • Bunk X says:

      “Adam, I’m your paw.”

  6. rightymouse says:

    What do you mean “when”?

  7. rightymouse says:

    Back on topic…methinks that Fatso is jealous of Don Jr. & Eric. They were off having fun & he has to live in seclusion swilling crappy beer.

  8. rightymouse says:

    Loser Peter Daou (worked on Hillary & Kerry campaigns) wants to run against Nadler. 😆 GO FOR IT PETER!!

  9. rightymouse says:

    Liberal Twitter feeds are unhappy Twitter feeds.

  10. rightymouse says:

    Wait for the liberal screeching….

  11. windbag says:

    The left would shudder at this, but are totally cool with Muslim kids singing about beheading us.

  12. Octopus says:

    I can only imagine how exhausted you must be! 😆

  13. Octopus says:


  14. Bunk X says:

    Honest question for the professionals here.

    Okay, so I’m at the doctor’s office for blood test results, and the assistant comes in. While she’s reviewing the log on the monitor and I’m eyeballing her killer legs, she turns to me and says that my blood sugar level is higher than it ought to be. Then she lists a bunch of foods that I shouldn’t eat – potatos, bread, rice, pasta, candy, etc. – and I told her that I avoid those foods. True.

    Then she asked how many beers I drink per day, and I told her. Her eyes got big.

    She said the average person consumes only two drinks per day. I told her that the average person is lying.

    So I need to find a low-carb cheap substitute for Budweiser without going back to distilled spirits (I quit those decades ago.). Any suggestions?

    • Octopus says:

      Distilled spirits are the keto method of choice — you can mix them with diet soda, flavored seltzer, and a host of other no-carb beverages. The trick is mixing them carefully, so you don’t end up making drinks that are too strong…or swigging straight from the bottle. 😆

      Wine and light beer are pretty low-carb, too. There’s also a hip trend towards hard seltzer, which is basically a pre-mixed vodka/soda drink, with the same ABV as most beers.

      My drinking regimen mostly consists of no drinking except for Saturday night. And then skipping the drinking completely on alternate weekends, unless circumstances and/or life compels one to imbibe. To handle stress, I work out almost every day. There is a direct correlation between how much I work out, and how much I drink. I take no medications except ibuprofen, and I pass my physicals with flying colors. Today I will probably step off a curb and get hit by a bus. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      The only no carb drink I know of is water. Boring.

      • Octopus says:

        Water is the best drink for you, though. You can fix it up with a little flavoring, that adds no carbs or calories. I’d rather be drinking a bottle of my homemade beer, and I do that too, but you have to set strict limits if you’re battling health issues such as weight and blood pressure.

  15. Octopus says:

    I couldn’t help noticing Buzzworthy is pushing socialism hard. Clever propaganda, that omits completely any depiction of the horrors of socialism. No wonder the kids want Bernie/AOC.

    They even have a new name for it: “Post-Growth Economics.” Doesn’t that sound like a winner?

  16. Octopus says:

    Guess what else didn’t come up, since last we mocked its futility:

    2 months ago

    2 months ago

    Charles Vogel
    3 months ago

    Subscription renewal.

    The contents of the kitty are thin. 😆

    There’s somebody at the door, Chonky. Better check him out through the curtain, before you open the door…

  17. Octopus says:

    What happened to “Go fuck yourself?” Did Fascist Twitter send you a warning? 😆

    I bet they did. One of his Idiot Left non-pals prolly turned him in.

    • Bunk X says:

      More shuttupery from the fascist left.

      • Bunk X says:

        Yeah, and “the fascist left” is an oxymoron.

        • Octopus says:

          So is “Idiot Left,” but I like the way it rolls off the tongue and teeth. 🙂

          • Bunk X says:

            Kinda like “Democratic Socialism.”

            Ain’t no such thing.

            Anyone who votes against them kinda disappears…


    • dezzez says:

      Oh ho, Truths I cant abide.
      Facts us lefties love to hide.
      Blockity block fast fat fingers.
      We all know the drunk skunk lied.
      Her chances as a POTUS died.
      We dont care, our love of communism forever lingers.

  18. Octopus says:

    At Fight Club tonight, I saw a woman in her 30’s struggling through her first hour-long workout, and getting sick from the lactic-acid build-up in her stomach. She barely made it to the back door before barfing. After a couple of minutes, she came back in, took a drink of water, and got right back into the boxing workout. Proving women are tough, once again. 🙂

  19. Bunk X says:

    BTW, Beed says “Hi” and says he’s still eating bizarre stuff for supper at 6AM.

  20. Bunk X says:

    Meanwhile, my sister thinks I’m living in her apartment, that our other sister is in a bed next to her in the clinic, and that our late parents stopped by to visit…

  21. ISTE says:

    Lucy has bugs…..


  22. ISTE says:

    This is a tweet from someone that no longer gives a fuck.

    Yes, no fucks left

    • rightymouse says:

      Umm..did you get laid off again??

      • rightymouse says:

        Uhoh…tweets deleted. You ok?

      • ISTE says:

        Kind of a long story, they never called me with a schedule. after my “training night”

        They told unemployment I quit due to “personal reasons”

        Now unemployment wants me to pay them back $1521 for May and they have denied my unemployment money for June.

        I am about $2500 in a hole.

        All because I took a part time job just to get me out of the apartment a couple of nights a week.

  23. ISTE says:

    And another…

  24. Octopus says:

    Suddenly, I’m hungry for a nice, greasy grilled cheese sandwich. No, I’ll take two. 🙂

    • Abu nudge-nudge know what I mean says:

      brb – gotta see if we have white bread. I love grilled cheese sammiches.

      • Bunk X says:

        Grilled cheese sammich triangles, dipped in Campbell’s Cream of Tomato Soup. Yep.

        • Octopus says:

          Triangles, you say? That’s some fancy eatin’! 🙂

          I haven’t had that flavor combo in decades, I just realized. It was a staple when I was a kid. I need to see if it still works for me.

          • rightymouse says:

            I love toasted cheese sammies, but tomato soup is too acidic for me. When I was a kid, two things made me puke – tomato soup and porridge/oatmeal.

  25. ISTE says:

    And another….


  26. ISTE says:

    And another one…..


  27. Abu say no more say no more says:

    Oh, I’m here during the ISTE hour. << kidding! I kid cause I love.

    Any other mocker watching game 7 of da Stanley Cup? Boston should win but daughter lives in St. Lou area and wife’s family are hardcore Blues fans. For the 30 years I’ve known them, so if they win, cool.

    • ISTE says:

      I am going to volunteer at an animal shelter and train huge vicious dogs to be killers.

      Then I am going to take at least twenty of them to a certain third rate BBQ place and let them go.

      • ISTE says:

        I will train them to only eat the brisket, sausage and collard greens.

        NO CHICKEN!!!!!!

        • Bunk X says:

          Show a dog a shiny penny, then put it in your mouth. The dog will notice, and you can feed it for pennies a day.

  28. Bunk X says:

    Sister is still in the hospital clinic, and now Medicare wants her to provide her Birth Certificate to prove that she’s a US Citizen.

    Meanwhile, Bernie SS and California marxists want to provide Medicare coverage for illegal immigrants.

  29. Octopus says:

    I still can’t believe this happened. The poor lady! 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      I threw up just watching it! 😦

    • KGB says:

      I don’t really get the appeal of Bob Memery. He swears a lot while doing a parody of play-by-play, and… Yeah, he’s a one trick pony that gets old quickly.

      • Octopus says:

        Agreed about Menery. He was funny the first few times I heard him, but now it’s meh. I was posting the clip for the spinning gurney, which is OMG!!1! 😆

        Not funny to the person on the thing, and horrifying to sensitive watchers, but…wow, what a ride! 😯

      • Bunk X says:

        Never heard of “Bob Memery” until now. Pretty damn cold.

        • Octopus says:

          TV broadcasters don’t say the F-word. It’s surprising at first. Later, when you’re waiting for it, it becomes a tired Dad-joke.

          Reminds me of how quickly Frank Caliendo’s schtick got old.

  30. Octopus says:

    So glad theBlues won the Cup! 😄

    • Bunk X says:

      I thought that said Laurie Anderson. She was annoying and interesting at the same time.

      • Octopus says:

        I used to like some Kate Bush — more pop than Anderson, but just as weird and unique to my ears.

        • KGB says:

          The difference is that Kate Bush, while quirky and eccentric, didn’t make that the centerpiece of her act. She was too busy writing great music. Many female artists try to stress their eccentricity first. Music is secondary.

          Cyndi Lauper is one that really gets me. She spent much of the 80’s playing this ditz who talked and acted like an 8 year old. And then the hits dried up. Suddenly she wanted to become Ms. Gravitas and sprinkle her wisdom on the world. Go soak your head.

  31. Octopus says:

    “Not a whiff of scandal,” says Uncle Touchy about his gloryhole days with the Unicorn Messiah. No, not a “whiff.” More like a pervasive stench, which the Palace Guard Media dutifully ignored by holding their noses for 8 years.

  32. ax says:

    Narrator: Trump has no idea what “gold standard” means.…
    23 minutes ago

    Says Chonky the business finance wiz. I’m pretty sure Chonk’s idea of gold standard has something to do with a coupon for Cheetos at the local Culver City Grab and Go.

  33. Axing for a friend says:

    Is this something I’m supposed to give a shit about?…
    35 minutes ago

    Very racist of Chonky. Fitty Cent and Bow Wow are prominent black artistes. If Bow Wow stole Fitty Cent’s fitty dollah stripper tipper bills that is some cutting edge F-shizzle!

    t’s a black thang, Chonk. You wouldn’t understand.

  34. Axing for a friend says:

    Now here’s something Chonky gives a shit about! White fake news about the white orange bad man!

    Seth Meyers: Trump Lies (Shock!) About His Poll Numbers After Iowa Speech [VIDEO]
    1 hour ago

    It’s clear here that Trump is delusional in thinking he even has a chance in 2020. Despite the headline the TV hosts all appear to be mocking him for thinking he would probably beat Pete Buttagieg or Bernie Sanders.

    Late-Night Hosts Are Afraid to Put Their Faith in Polls Again

    Yes I can see they’re very leery of polls after having gotten completely BURNT in the Shrillbeast debable.

    “Right now, the sitting president of the United States, the leader of the free world, is trailing the mayor of South Bend, Ind. That’s like the heavyweight champ being knocked out by your cousin who claims he knows karate.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

    “Trump’s behind everybody. Actually, I just heard right now he’s even losing to the Thailand women’s soccer team.” — JIMMY FALLON

  35. rightymouse says:

    Is there a reason Fatso puts an asterisk after “president” (lower case “P”)? Does he avoid the Twitter censor Nazis this way?

    • Octopus says:

      I think he thinks it’s clever, because Trump isn’t really the President, when you put an asterisk next to it. Ooooh, that’s clever. He should copyright that bit of genius.

      • Bunk X says:

        Iran torpedoes oil tankers in the Gulf of Oman, because Trump. Pheew.

        • Octopus says:

          I would hate to have this escalate into war, but it sure does put Obungle’s insane dealings with Iran into even-clearer perspective. Again…I don’t want a war with Iran. Nobody does, that I know of. Nobody wanted war with Germany or Japan, either. It was forced on us. Fatass blaming Trump for Iran attacking our tankers is beneath contempt, but I think we can find some contempt somewhere in the pillaged warehouse of our mocking materiel…next to the last jar of Goober Grape? There’s a random reference for you… 😆

    • dezzez says:

      According to a fat dumpster diver, everything Trump does is illegal and everything that goes wrong is Trumps fault.
      Chuck needs professional help and I hope he never gets it, who else could pour so much stupidity into the net, the entertainment is priceless.

  36. Axing for a friend says:

    Gee this sounds like wonderful late night entertainment. Gosh remember those great shows with Johhny and Dom Deluise or Robert Blake or Frank Sinatra or Angie Dickenson? Yeah, it’s nothing like that. Think old white guy Demoncrap giving political advice to guy running on nothing who polled 6% behind Cruz who polled 6% behind Trump.

    From Tonight Show Band to sad trombone.

  37. Bunk X says:

    Remember when Letterman was sane? I don’t.

    • Octopus says:

      That was a halfway-decent interview, with Trump coming off as very likeable and tolerant of Dave’s feeble attempts to embarrass him. Now, Letterman’s more in the mode of, “Trump is literally Hitler,” even though the old intern-shagging curmudgeon is sporting a Karl Marx-type beard, attempting to appeal to lumberjack-hipsters, I guess.

      • Axing for a friend says:

        Dave pioneered the new genre of impish smirking smart assed Demoncrap libturd Late Night hosts. Like the award shows they’re produced by libturds, hosted by libturds and featuring a parade of more ignorant and clueless libturd supposed stars. Haven’t watched any of it for years.

        • Octopus says:

          Same here. When Letterman started on Late Night, I was still a young libturd meself. Took me years to get over it. I’m all better now, thank God.

        • Bunk X says:

          Letterman was once the King of Snark. Now he’s just a miserable old coot.

  38. Octopus says:

    This was funny. To me, anyway. 😆

  39. Octopus says:

    BAMM!! This is a richly-deserved legal hiding for a Leftist Fascist institution. More! 😆

  40. Octopus says:

    Meredith Raimondo is still on the job at Oberlin, despite her idiotic and illegal campaign to destroy a local, family-run bakery for not being woke enough. Here, she tries to run away from a nervous fart. 😆

  41. Octopus says:

    Sure, the Idiot Left will be throwing battery acid at conservatives in due time. I said before, this campaign season is going to get ugly fast, if there isn’t a real crackdown on the Left’s insane rhetoric and tactics. The conservatives are kindly, America-loving people for the most part, but they will fight back if pushed.

    Btw, isn’t this gal a beautiful human being? Doesn’t she look exactly like the kind of person who would say this kind of thing? 😆