Do it, Charles.

Do it, Charles. Find an X-Acto and some Scotch Tape and just do it. It’ll creep you right out.

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99 Comments on “Do it, Charles.”

  1. Octopus says:

    Yes, do it. Whatever it is. 😆

    What’s that sound, Chunky? Oh, you can’t hear it, I forgot — it’s soul. You don’t have one.

  2. Octopus says:


    U sure this is the hill you want to die on, Fatass? I mean, this story reeked worse than your piss-stained underwear the first time it was reported, and everything the guy has done since has only confirmed it’s utter bullshit. But you do you. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      His knee-jerk reaction was to believe Smollett’s story BECAUSE he’s black. Who is the racist?

      • Chunky falls for anything because he stands for nothing says:

        I think you’re giving Chunkles way too much credit. He doesn’t believe anything and is probably the biggest racist around. He just wants money from internet fools. He’s staring into the abyss of old age with no safety net because he blew his inheritance. And assumed he could always find some audience on the internet for money because he succeeded by accident once when people thought he stood for something.

    • Bunk X says:

      Apparently it IS a racist attack, but Jussie wasn’t the victim.

  3. Octopus says:

    The Ventures – Wipe Out
    0 minutes ago
    Bond. James Bond.
    3 minutes ago
    Apache – Hank Marvin
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    Dave Brubeck is like midlife crisis jazz for former admen that worked on Madison Avenue.
    12 minutes ago
    Dave Brubeck was always like this WASP stereotype of jazz.
    13 minutes ago
    Dave Brubeck never moved me.
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    George was always better than Kenny G. George Benson – Give Me The Night
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    I really don’t understand America’s obsession with stupid famous people.
    20 minutes ago
    Actually. A stock Tesla can kill it on the amateur drag racing circuit.
    24 minutes ago
    Matt LeBlanc is on roids man!
    26 minutes ago

    Shit! Gus’s move towards sobriety has gone off the rails. I can’t help but wonder if it’s his “chemicals are life-sustaining”-issue that keeps him from living a productive life. This is what he’s doing right now, after staying up all night buzzing and tweeting. Then he’ll sleep all day, and get up tonight ready to go after the hellhounds of Twitter again.

    Me, I’m going to work out now. Then I’m going to work. Is that why I live in a paid-off house, having put two kids through college, and get to leave the North Pole and bask in the sun for a week pretty soon? I’m sensing some kind of connection. Hey, I like to party too, but you have to break the rocks in the quarry before you get to enjoy the mood-enhancing chemicals, mainly on the weekend. Didn’t you ever watch “The Flintstones,” Garage Boy?

  4. Octopus says:

    No, he’s not. He’s a podgy old guy who likes his beer, but continues to work out so as to avoid becoming hugely fat. He’s built exactly like me. Not as good looking as me, but the same amount of grey hair. He’s trying to achieve the Octo-look, and I commend him. 🙂

  5. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s daily re-tweeting of Seth’s idiotic glurge continues, but for some reason, Seth never acknowledges his efforts, or invites him on the show. Just like that ingrate, Bob Cesca. 😆

    The collapse of the Russian Collusion Hoax is hitting the libturds hard, even though there’s a media embargo on the news. They desperately need something new to keep the #Resistance motivated and angry, even as the economy continues to rock and Trump appoints one conservative judge after another.

    Find something, Fatass! Rake the muck, like a real journalist. You don’t have to leave the bunker, just hunt on the internets. I have faith in you! You’re my hero…

  6. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

  7. Checking testes 1 2 says:

    I’m unremembered now. What gives?

  8. Gus freaks out! says:

    Alleged Democrat Ro Khanna positively citing white nationalist Tucker Carlson and linking to American Conservative.…

    Gus is clearly off the wagon again. White nationalist Tucker Carlson???? Hasn’t he appointed himself the voice of reason countering left wing hyperbole?

    Here’s the leftist whacky SPLC’s definition:

    White nationalist groups espouse white supremacist or white separatist ideologies, often focusing on the alleged inferiority of nonwhites. Groups listed in a variety of other categories – Ku Klux Klan, neo-Confederate, neo-Nazi, racist skinhead, and Christian Identity – could also …

  9. ISTE says:

    Lucy eats well 🙂

  10. Bunk X says:

    I quit working this weekend so I could catch up on El Gusano’s Twitter Feed.

    • rightymouse says:

      He’s addicted to Twitter. 😦

      • Bunk X says:

        How many of El Gusano’s relatives follow him on Twitter or Facebook? How many of them are helping him out financially? How many of them already know where the money goes?
        I pity Gus for his self-imposed circumstances, but I also despise his siblings for allowing him to fall into depravity and refusing him assistance.

        Heh. Yeah, right.

  11. Pakimon says:

    sit down anymore due to my massive stinging butthurt.

    Poor Chunkles has had a trying week

    Nothing that a family sized bag of artisanal Cheetos and a carafe of Mountain Dew won’t fix. 😆

  12. Octopus says:

    Ooohhh, clowns are so scary! 🤨

    …if you’re three.

    • Send in the Clowns says:

      Scary? Seems to me scary is a creepy internet weirdo who criticizes everyone’s looks while refusing to show himself 10 yrs after a shocking TV video interview of a broken down fat old Auntie ‘Em blathering about a milyo er something.

      Clowns are fun and often poignant. Scary only in movie adaptations from books written by lecherous left wing creeps who imagine a 13 yr old girl consenting to a gangbang because….I have no idea why he would think that would happen! Here’s a great clown entertaining us and pulling at our heartstrings with great vocal and interpretive mastery.

      • Octopus says:

        Very nice! But wouldn’t it be great if Fatass was singing the last part:

        “But I couldn’t see,
        That the joke was on me.”


  13. rightymouse says:

    The Occasional Cortex will be thrilled!! They were probably exploiting their workers! Like actually making them work & stuff.

  14. rightymouse says:

    Doing what Obama does best. 😆

  15. rightymouse says:

    Am off to make spaghetti for tonight & a Thai soup for tomorrow. Later! 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      I’m making pork and beans with Italian sausage and bacon. Some homemade beer to help digestion. There will be fireworks in Rustville tonight! 🙂

      • rightymouse says:

        I’ll be adding sausage stuffed with asiago cheese and peppers to the spaghetti. Hubby gets to sleep in the spare bedroom. 😆

        • Octopus says:

          My dinner plans fell by the wayside as the baby of the family’s apartment suffered a separation of the dryer vent, filling her little place with lint and humidity, and not a repairman in sight until Tuesday. Helicopter Dad motored in with his duct-tape, finally using the stuff for the purpose for which it is named, and order is restored. Then we went to Applebee’s and ate some steak and au gratin potatoes, which were quite palatable. The best-laid plans, etc. But I did fix her Kindle along with the dryer duct, and moved some furniture around so she could fit her treadmill into her bedroom. Get to the chopper! 😆

          • rightymouse says:

            Even when the girls get married, somehow Daddy gets called on to save the day. You just wait. 😆

          • Octopus says:

            I know. I’m okay with it. 😀

            My kids are both doing great, and I have no complaints whatsoever. I’m thankful.

          • rightymouse says:

            By the way, the Applebee’s that used to be near us (closed now) had the most god-awful steaks. 😦

          • rightymouse says:

            Am glad they’re doing well! And I pray they marry decent men! My stepdaughter just divorced the guy we begged her NOT to marry and finances are iffy.

          • Octopus says:

            Not saying everything is perfect, ‘cuz life ain’t like that, but they’re both gainfully employed, working their way up in the world, living on their own, and involved in relationships with good people (I think). What more could a Dad ask for?

  16. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    Damn, I missed the site freaking out. Wasn’t me. Really.

  17. Bunk X says:

    Here comes Uber.

    • Gus tries being an Uber driver says:

      Gus late for his first Uber fare. Ooh that damned T-Mobile blind spot made him miss his turn!

      • Octopus says:

        Or is it a metaphor for Chunky’s hard left turn, and the destruction of his once-profitable journey through the blogosphere? That’s Gus in the spectator seat, of course. 😆

        But seriously, Fatass — how much does it rankle you, when you’re honest with yourself at 4am or so, that you destroyed your million-dollar gift of a blog over a fantasy about a girl who spurned your sweaty, fumbling advances? I mean, it’s obvious to everyone else, but can you finally admit it to yourself? Because that’s the only way forward from this begging and oblivion.

  18. Octopus says:

    Well, Fatass, it’s not looking good for your cause celebre du jour. In fact, it looks like jail for him, and a LOT of humiliating mea culpas for your favorite News Journalists, like Seth Meyers and John Legend. More support built for Trump, too, as the MSM/Hollywood/Idiot Left Axis Of Dumbth which you have embraced has eaten shit once more, in front of everyone.

    Write a long think-piece about this matter, sir. Maybe the Guardian will publish it, or the NYT. Maybe Buzzfeed or Ladies Crotch-Rotch Quarterly. Make sure to touch on all the nuances of the case, from the Trumpian trumposity of the trumpticular trumpest, to the trump-dealing trumpenes of the post-trumpian trumptaters.

  19. rightymouse says:

    Trump is so good at trolling the left. Check out the thread. 😆

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  22. Octopus says:

    St. Pancake finally gets her own t-shirt!

    Thanks to LGF for the reference. 😆

  23. Octopus says:

    Oh hey, I just noticed President Addled Grandpa is now retweeting his own three day old tweets. The con man is gett……
    24 minutes ago
    I’m sure he’s VERY busy, but it’s somehow comforting that during this SUPER DANGEROUS NATIONAL EMERGENCY……
    58 minutes ago
    He’s ranting obsessively and repetitively again, isn’t he.
    1 hour ago

    I really hate to bring up the dreaded “p-word” again, but isn’t this mere projection, Chunky? I mean, you spend your entire waking existence on Twitter, ranting incoherently about the most-successful President this country has had in our lifetime, and you tweet constantly about HIM tweeting. His tweeting is about 1/1000 of yours, in numbers of tweets. In effect, it’s about a billion-to-one compared to your tiny little pack of pissant followers. His tweets are about real things, while yours are just repeats of Idiot Left glurge-of-the-day. You’re always wrong, and he’s always right. 😆

  24. Octopus says:

    It’s snowing like crazy here. About five inches this evening, when the forecast called for about one inch. It’s not stopped, either. Maybe I should start taking a more critical look at The Weather Channel’s Global Warmening Campaign? 😆

  25. Octopus says:

    We have hot chocolate with peppermint schnapps over here, Gus. Come on in!

  26. Bunk X says:

    The Missus and I watched “The Darkest Hour” last night. What a piece of pseudo-historical award-winning crap.

    Then we flipped over to a documentary on James Brown.
    [“Hey, James, what do horses eat?”HAY!]
    It was awesome.

  27. Chunky can’t even says:

    Wildfire started by arson. Fake climate crisis exonerated. Jerry Brown couldn’t be reached for comment.

  28. Chunky can’t even says:

    I don’t trust any of these FBI weasels any further than I can throw them, tbh. But it does say something that so ma……
    2 hours ago

    Chunk bypasses all facts to declare how concerning it is that FBI weasels who voted for Shrillbeast were contemplating invoking the 25th amendment. Thanks for that analysis Fatso.