Look out. Charles is on the warpath.

331 Comments on “Look out. Charles is on the warpath.”

  1. Bunk X says:

    23 people are talking about this.

  2. Octopus says:

    If anyone is qualified to critique the architecture of Frank Lloyd Wright, it’s a guy who lives in the garage with a feral cat. Go get ‘im, Gus! 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      FLW was an arrogant cape-wearing elitist snob with mistresses. He experimented with structures and materials, and a lot of people died because of his negligence. BFD.

  3. Octopus says:

    I know it’s just for clicks, but what is the technical reason Fatass tweets out two copies of so many of his idiotic blurps?

    Seth Meyers on Rudy Giuliani’s Latest Meltdown [VIDEO] lgf.bz/2MgLx0o
    4 hours ago
    Seth Meyers on Rudy Giuliani’s Latest Meltdown [VIDEO] lgf.bz/2MgLx0o https://t.co/dHYsQ7slTY
    5 hours ago

  4. Octopus says:

    I like her. 🙂

  5. Octopus says:

    They’re not twins. They’re not even remotely related, and they’re from different countries. I wonder if I have a doppelganger out there?

    It would also be humorous to see what turns up with a search of Fatface’s greasy, meeskite punim. I’d do it myself, but I’m pressed for time right now.


    • Octopus says:

      Note: I still don’t understand what’s taken so long, when Rachel Dolezal was shamed into oblivion within days.

      • OldLineTexan says:

        Imani Gandy. What a nasty piece of work. One of Stalker Charles’ little gang of Twitter bullies.

        I couldn’t be happier that they all hate each other. I suggest spoons at close quarters.

        • rightymouse says:

          Imani is full of spite & hate. Blech. So glad I have POC friends who are funny, loving & kind.

          • Octopus says:

            Me too, ‘Mouse. What white libturds have done to turn the races against each other in this country is a special kind of crime, deserving of serious punishment. Thank God there are still good people who see through this political bullshit.

          • Abu Penis Penis Penis LOL says:

            Agreed, Octo. But how many? Will it be too late before necessary action is taken? Oy.

        • Bunk X says:

          It’s true. Angry Black Lady goes after Talcum X. She badgered everybody who Charles pointed his greasy little finger at.

  6. rightymouse says:

    How do you know this is a rumor?

    • Bunk X says:

      Prayer rugs can be anything that keeps one’s head and knees off of the ground. Paper towels work in a pinch.
      Funny as hell to watch when the wind is blowing.

  7. rightymouse says:

    Oh, please. This sounds like something stupid Fatso would say.

  8. Octopus says:

    Lulz! 😂

  9. rightymouse says:

    Poor baby. 😦

  10. Octopus says:

    Reading a couple of twitter-threads referred to by Fatass — my goodness, these people are deluded and chock-full of false information! They think the Steele dossier has been mostly verified, for example. They are convinced, just like Fatass, that Trump is on the ropes and barely hanging on, with the knockout punch lurking a few moments away.

    No wonder the morbidly-obese simpleton comes up with so many hare-brained theories. He’s soaking in it. 😆

  11. Octopus says:

    Go to sleep, crazy. 😆

  12. rightymouse says:

    Well, it’s a good time to prioritize!! For instance, I’m reorganizing son’s bedroom today.

    • rightymouse says:

      Was wondering if son was a hoarder. He’s kept so much from his childhood. So I called him and he hollered “DON’T THROW OUT MY MEMORIES”! Well, alrighty then. I think the Snickers bar wrap hidden in one corner is fair game though. 😆

  13. rightymouse says:

    It’s sneauxing. This time, we expect to get buried. 😦

  14. KGB says:

    I went to the women’s march here in my hometown today. It was exactly what you’d expect in a small college town. About 100 aging women and a handful of men, many donning pussy hats, walked from the town square to the local Grange hall about 2 blocks away. I tagged along and then went inside to hear the assorted speakers, most of them small time politicians and college profs. You could have predicted 96% of what they said beforehand. They all live in this fantasy world where men are grasping, mustache twirling villains. It’s bizzare. The one thing that kind of struck me was that we were sitting in a Grange (in fact, it’s Grange #1, the first one formed in the country) and I thought to myself here’s speaker after speaker denouncing masculinity and praising women and they’re all doing it at a podium under two posters for the “Patrons of Husbandry”. “Pater”, “Husband”? That’s double barreled masculinity!

    I wore my TRUMP hat the entire time. I wasn’t sure if I’d get any reactions, but in the end, with college students still on break, the crowd skewed older and no one was aggressive. One 70 year old man came up to me and made a comment about the “fucking hat!” I was wearing but that was it. During the speeches, the woman sitting next to me passed me a business card (an art shop, natch) and she had written on the reverse “Thank you for having the courage to come. Unity not division is what our country needs” So that was nice. I certainly didn’t think it took any courage to stand up for my beliefs in the midst of that crowd, but the sentiment was appreciated.

  15. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Trump is currently smearing all refugees as rapists, murderers and drug smugglers. In other words, same old white s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
    10 minutes ago

    Uh….except that isn’t anything near what he said you Fat lying dimwit.

  16. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    RT @washingtonpost: In an interview with The Post, Omaha tribe elder Nathan Phillips says he “felt like the spirit was talking through me”…
    13 minutes ago

    Here’s the story: https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/social-issues/it-was-getting-ugly-native-american-drummer-on-the-maga-hat-wearing-teens-who-surrounded-him/2019/01/19/41678d84-1c1b-11e9-8813-cb9dec761e73_story.html?utm_term=.8facc7b11f44

    I guarantee you this is a completely fake news hit piece. Those kids from Cov Cath in Park Hills, KY are very well heeled and they go to DC each year to participate in the March for Life. My daughters went every year too from Covington Latin. For one thing they dead head it over night at 11pm to get there. With numerous parent chaperones And then dead head it right back. On school busses. There’s no way they were drinking beer and throwing the cans at helpless Indian Veterans. Nothing but a fucking lie for chumps like Fatso to consume and regurgitate.

    The real story is marchers no doubt encountered moonbat protesters and there was jeering and jawing on both sides as usual. The lefturds carefully placed the old moonbat Indian for the big victim photo moment. His job was to act teddibly teddibly shakened to the Wash Bleep fake reporter standing by.

  17. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    What a surprise. And it seemed kind of unlikely to me that a Vietnam vet would be intimidated by some high school kids on a March for Life. LOL! The kids from Cov Cath were doing a meet up probably for head count and the old man walked right in the middle of their school group while they were doing their school cheer and beating his drum like dimwit moonbat would. What a joke. Hopefully Shaun Hannity or Tucker can get one of these kids on their shows.

  18. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    Hah! For two years they’ve been chanting CNN SUCKS at massive Trump rallies. Here’s your clue bat Jeffy.

  19. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    Ask about Trump’s accusations that Lynch behaved unpatriotically by sitting for the national anthem (before returning to his feet for the Mexican national anthem), Lynch didn’t mince words.

    “That motherf—er say a lot of shit,” Lynch told host Maher during the program.

    “But at the end of the day,” Lynch continued, “you call me unpatriotic but you come to the neighborhood where I’m from and you’ll see me take the shirt off my back and give it to someone in less need, what would you call that?”

    Well I would call it altruistic. You can give all the shirts you want but dissing the National Anthem is still unpatriotic. Leftist suckup Maher knows he’s just a big dumb foul mouthed jock but pretends like that was a really great point.

  20. ISTE says:

    Maybe I am mentally defective in some way as I often see things with a different perspective to other people.

    Someone stands their ground when approached by people who disagreed with him.

    Tienanmen Square springs to mind.

    This 15 year old man was approached by a Native American “Elder” and the high school student held his ground.

    • ISTE says:

      As you can see the Native Americans beating drums were walking into the group of high school students. Most of them just moved out of the way.

      One did not.

      • Chunk’s taking down Trump bigly! says:

        And he lied to the Wash Bleep saying they surrounded him. Neato guy. In the article too it comes out that he’s really just a whacko moonbat who believes all the left loon lies about social injustice, climate scam, you name it. I’d be surprised if he were actually raised as a Natve Am.

    • Abu Penis Penis Penis LOL says:

      No one called you mentally defective, that you know of.

      — borrowed from Caddyshack

      * waves to Houston ISTE *

    • Bunk X says:

      The young man was enjoying ancient cultural music as performed by a man who adopted the music of a culture that he was never a part of.

  21. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    I guess he found out calling Trump a lying sack of shit was not a winning strategy for his latest political aspirations. And is now disgracefully trying to scramble onto the Trump/GOP bandwagon as a “team player”. LOL! Nice try Mittens.

    He can forget about challenging Trump. After he did his knee-capping Op Ed he went right to the enemy. CNN SUCKS FakeNews.

    Plus we remember he pulled one of these in the Preezydunce campaign against Obungle.

  22. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    Hah! AOC doesn’t know much about anything. But she has learned from the Demonrats to project your own sins onto your opponent. And despite having no facts just tell the libturd minions what they want to hear.

    If Trump were anti-semetic would he bring his Jewish son-in-law and daughter into his Administration. And forge a much warmer and trusting relationship with Israel than Obungle ever did.

  23. rightymouse says:

    It stopped snowing & now the sun is out. YAYYYYY! 🙂
    Hope the plow-guy shows up soon.

    • Octopus says:

      My daughter’s fiancé got all the snow off our driveway and sidewalk last night — ah, the good son I never had! 😉

    • KGB says:

      It took me an hour to clear off the driveway this morning and now, at 5PM, is when everyone parked on the street has to switch sides. That means the plow is going to bury the end of my driveway at some point this evening. I just hope they do it as soon as possible so I can go out and clear it off before bed.

  24. KGB says:

    If you haven’t heard, Jason Reitman, son of director Ivan Reitman, is going to make a new Ghostbusters movie. Problem is that it will be independent of all three of the previous incarnations. This has one Leslie Jones, star of the 2016 femi-version, up in arms. Despite being an abject failure at the box office and with the general public, she’s insulted that Reitman hasn’t invited her and her fellow cast-members back. Calling Milo!

    So insulting. Like fuck us. We dint count. It’s like something trump would do. (Trump voice)”Gonna redo ghostbusteeeeers, better with men, will be huge. Those women ain’t ghostbusteeeeers” ugh so annoying. Such a dick move. And I don’t give fuck I’m saying something!!— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) January 19, 2019


  25. rightymouse says:

    Fatso, you’re a disgusting asshole. Bah!

  26. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s not going to accept that yesterday’s Fake News Bonanza was totally fake. 😂

  27. Octopus says:

    Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.

  28. Octopus says:

    Goddam, boy. There may be hope for you yet.

  29. Octopus says:

    Stay sober for a whole week, and then we’ll talk.

    • rightymouse says:

      Poor Gussy. I do the grocery shopping and the cooking around this joint. And I love my life. Gussy is doing it wrong.

      • Octopus says:

        Behind all the eminently mockable buffoonery of Garage Boy and Fatass, you have to feel slightly bad about the sad lives they lead. Brought it on themselves, no doot, but it’s still worth noting that somebody once had high hopes for them. 😦

        • rightymouse says:

          They grew up at some point and still held themselves back even after some success. Go figure. Drugs, booze & other kinds of addiction are likely involved as well.

          • Octopus says:

            I’ve seen too many people overcome their demons and live productive lives, to have much patience with those who don’t even try to contribute to society. Gus is claiming to have some work these days, but I don’t see how he could be getting any real work done while being on Twitter all day, every day, and getting blitzed every night. Maybe he’s telling the truth about cutting back on the drinking (since New Year’s?), and maybe he’s ready to turn some kind of corner. I hope so. He has enough flashes of lucidity to show there’s still somebody in there with the ability to think rationally.

            Fatass, though…that’s a different story entirely. I suspect he has substance abuse problems, probably prescription drugs mixed with alcohol if I had to guess. He shows no ability to think for himself, just parroting the libturd narrative of the day like it’s his actual job. Maybe it is. Maybe somebody pays him. The begging bowl sure isn’t working, and he loses popularity steadily despite his frantic, arm-waving attempts at attracting attention. I don’t think there’s any real hope for his recovery.

  30. Octopus says:

    Two GREAT football games today, but tonight’s “Tom Brady Show” was yet another of his incredible late-game masterpieces. I doubt if the Super Bowl will live up to this one, unless Brady spots the Rams about 30 pts in the first half and then takes it all back in the second, as he did in another Super Bowl win.

    • Chunk’s taking down Trump bigly! says:

      The Rams are toast. They lost to the Saints except for the ref who suddenly never heard of pass interference. Whatev. Belichik will dissect them.

    • Chunk’s taking down Trump bigly! says:

      Last night l did like having Romo as the tech analyst announcer. He pointed out that having Brady as QB is like having an OC and QB coach on the field. I wonder if Brady will go right into coaching when he hangs up his cleats. Hope so.

      • Octopus says:

        I can’t see him coaching mere mortals, tbh. With his wealth and fame, I think he’s more likely to get into the ownership game. On the other hand, who the hell knows? He’s a unique commodity, and the world is his Oyster Rockefeller.

        • Chunk’s taking down Trump bigly! says:

          Yep. That makes more sense.

          • Octopus says:

            Something else to ponder:

            It’s estimated that Tom Brady has a net worth of $180 million. If you add his wife, Gisele Bundchen, into the calculation, the number is closer to $540 million.May 21, 2018

            She has more money than he does. How is this fair, God? 😆

  31. Octopus says:

    And how the fuck did Donald Trump even get to BE president? Asking for another friend who seems a bit irate.
    44 minutes ago
    Why is Donald Trump still president? Asking for a friend.
    49 minutes ago

    Get some rumpswab on that fat keister, and listen up: We, the American people, voted him into office. We plan to do so again, in 2020. Get the big blue drum of rumpswab — I think you’re going to need it. 😆

  32. Bunk X says:

    I stayed up to watch the SNL season opener last night. The only thing that was funny was that I actually stayed up to watch it.

    • Octopus says:

      There was one other funny thing: the band Greta Van Fleet, which does a passable Led Zep imitation in studio, was exposed as a weak sauce wanna-be. Not only that, but their singer is a real hobbit, which is ironic because Led Zep had a couple of great songs that borrowed from the LOTR universe. A hobbit who couldn’t hit the high notes without his voice cracking.

  33. Octopus says:

    It’s so cold because the Earth is warming. Read all about it in the NYT, which has “All The News That Fits The Narrative.”


  34. Octopus says:

    Nobody wanted to pet the baby blobfish?

    Ouch. That must sting.

  35. Octopus says:

    Sez the guy who hasn’t changed his avatar pic since 2005. 😆

  36. rightymouse says:

    Kamala Harris has cast her Pussy Hat into the 2020 Prez run. Let the games begin! 😆


  37. Octopus says:

    Fatass is clinging desperately to the “MAGA Kids” narrative. 🤪

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      If Chunky went there the old Indian would’ve beat a drum in his face until he pee’d his pants. Then the black guys would have called him a faggot. And the 13 yr old Cov Cath kids would have offered to help him up and walk him back to his car.

  38. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    Because he thinks he can take a teenager. How courageous.

    Thanks to the diocese throwing these kids under the bus it’s doubtful any parents will let ANY OF THEM go back again in future years. I think they frankly can forget this whole March for Life program coming from our area going forward. We always worried about a terror attack or something like this coming from the leftists. And here it is. So I hope they’re ready for real adults next year.

  39. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    Looks like Phillips isn’t even really a vet. He describes himself as a two tour recon ranger. A position that didn’t exist during the Vietnam era. Veteran Soldiers typically have no problem clearly stating their exact military position and/or status.

    • Octopus says:


      The Fake News shitpile just gets deeper, the more you dig into it. No wonder Chunky’s so happy, wallowing in that mire. 😆

      • poteen2 says:

        Just another leftover hippie. Probably as “Native” as Warren. Definitely not a Vietnam Vet.
        Looks like a lifetime of peyote abuse but has risen as a leader of the wino tribe.
        His spirit animal is a pink pussycat shrooming across the prairies of Ypsilanti in search of great herds of yellow buffalo…..Or a Taco Bell.

    • Octopus says:

      That’s an authentic Indian tommyhawk, btw. Yes, they knew how to make steel, you condescending white fuckers.

      I’m going to do crafty stuff like this when I retire. Work with my hands and make cool stuff, until I cut off all my fingers.

  40. ISTE says:

    Last night we slept together.

    LOL, then the alarm went off at 7am


  41. Octopus says:


    They went too far, the Leftist lynch-mob and their NeverTrump allies. We won’t forget or forgive this one.

    • rightymouse says:

      National Review was wonderful when I was searching for conservative websites in the early 2000’s when I was fed up with the Donkey Party. They have changed and I’m very disappointed.

  42. Octopus says:


    This is very good. Also, it reminds me that this fat emo chick’s hysterical response to this bullshit story was exactly the same as Chunky’s. 😆

  43. Octopus says:

    I love Triumph! 😆

  44. Octopus says:

    If any of these kids was bothered, harassed, or messed with in any serious way, they need to be suing the pricks who ginned up this bullshit and then ran with it all day like screaming meemies with their hair on fire. Like Chunky did, and is still doing, even though he’s too fat to do anything more than waddle through his bunker, with his rectum on fire.

  45. Octopus says:

    She’s ba-a-a-a-a-a-ack! 😆


    Not just “billions will die,” for Loopy. The End Of The World. 😆

  46. rightymouse says:

    Grownups picking on kids. Utterly pathetic.

  47. Octopus says:

    The thread is a slightly-scary gigglefest. When did people become this stupid? 😆

  48. KGB says:

    I haven’t seen this picked up anywhere else tonight but for those wondering about the veracity of Nathan Phillips’s military record claims, the venerable ex-Navy Seal Don Shipley has done the homework none of the MSM seem capable of.

    First problem that Don solved is that Nathan enlisted under the name Nathan Stanard. I’ll let Don take it from there…

    • Minnow says:

      I want Ten Beers….

      • Bunk X says:

        All of the people I met who claimed to be Vietnam vets were not, with the exception of one. He was a marine assigned to mortuary duty and wouldn’t talk about his service.

        • Octopus says:

          I knew several Vietnam vets from the neighborhood, and a couple of friends of my older brother. I also met a few more when I worked in the transmission factory after high school. They were all different types of people, from screwed-up druggies to very positive and thankful people building their lives. Just like other people, in other words.

        • rightymouse says:

          My son’s God-Father was in Vietnam. He has his medals framed in his office at his house. He’s a member of his local VFW. He doesn’t talk about Vietnam except to note that he experienced combat. My son worships the ground he walks on.

          • rightymouse says:

            Also, I have two very dear friends in Thailand who are American Vietnam Vets. One was in the Army and the other was a Navy Officer. The Navy Officer talks about his time in Vietnam, but the other friend doesn’t talk about his experience. They came to Thailand on R&R and decided to stay after they left the service. They both became extremely successful businessmen in Bangkok.

        • Bunk X says:

          The guy was a talented architectural designer, graphic artist, real nice guy. He looked like a stocky prize fighter, broken nose, facial scars. I learned a lot from him.

          In Vietnam, he flew into hot zones on helicopters to recover the dead, said they’d sit on their steel pot helmets to protect their nuts from harassing small arms fire. He had some simple small tattoos on his forearms and calves, his initials, and I asked him about them.

          He said that the tatts were to help other marine morticians identify his body parts if he got blown apart so that they could get all his remains into the same bag. He wasn’t cold or morose about it, just said it as if it was common knowledge. That’s just the way it was.

          Last time I saw Tom Stewart he was in a rehab facility after suffering a debilitating stroke. He could only speak three words: “I don’t know.”

          • Octopus says:

            My brother-in-law was also a Vietnam helicopter pilot, who did two tours in the late-’60’s. He’s one of the funniest bastards I’ve ever met. Still flies his own plane all over the state and nearby states, checking out properties and the scenery — he’s got real estate all over the place, which he accumulated by buying messed-up houses and fixing them up, keeping some as rentals, selling when the market was up. Smart guy. Quit drinking the first year he returned from the war, as he saw what it was doing to his friends and himself — credits that with a lot of his success since.

  49. Chunk’s taking down Trump bigly! says:

    Phillips or Stanard is a creep. Never deployed to Nam but steals valor from those who did. 3 times awol in 4 yrs serving in Nebraska as a fridge repairman. Thanks for your service dickweed now shut up.

  50. Octopus says:

    Yes, they fact-checked your sorry asses all to hell and gone. Thank God for the conservative blogosphere!!1!

    Nice try on Covington, btw. Now eat shit and die.

    • OldLineTexan says:

      Eric Boehlert is still on Twitter whipping up the outrage mob.

      They don’t care if it’s lies. It fits their Narrative, which is their Truth. Facts be damned.

      Oh, and white males. Those, too. My favorite was the woman who was “inspired” by the Parkland teens (Hogg and I guess the militant one), but “frightened” by these.

      Lady, I take it you’ve never met a teenager. Or, and pardon me if I’m being too blunt, your blind and emotionally crippling hatred of Trump has kind of screwed you up.

      Oh, and abortion is “healthcare”. Oddest definition of healthcare I know, where you have two patients and the end goal is for one of them to be gruesomely dismembered and removed via vacuum.

  51. Octopus says:

    It was only a matter of time before your sickness expressed itself as a foot fetish. Groveling and licking the boots of your Media Matters superiors will do that to you.

  52. Octopus says:


    The lies just keep on coming from Chief Shitting Bull. 😅

    • rightymouse says:

      He was quite a problem kid back in the ’70’s as Nathaniel Stanard. If you have a subscription to newspapers.com, there are quite a few articles on him being arrested for underage drinking, drunkenness, losing his driver’s license, etc.

      • rightymouse says:

        In and out of jail quite a lot in Lincoln, Nebraska.

        • Octopus says:

          A worthless tool of a person, from everything I’ve seen about him. A paid liar, with the worst teeth I’ve seen since the last British war documentary I watched. 😆

  53. beed says:

    Where were we?

  54. beed says:

    In a state of perpetual stasis, I seem to remember…

  55. Octopus says:

    Is that what passes for humor on the humorless Left these days? Where’s the funny part? When she tweets, “everybody drink?”

  56. Octopus says:

    Another possible excuse for Chunky’s descent into gibbering idiocy. Yes, there are many possibles, and my money is still his violent reaction to being spurned by Pam, but there must be other factors at work speeding up the spiral.
    Can a Bigger Belly Actually Make Your Brain Smaller?
    Carrying too much weight around the middle can bring memory challenges later, a new study suggests.

    JAN 22, 2019

    The health risks of belly fat aren’t new: Too much fat around your middle has been linked to everything from heart disease to certain types of cancer. Now, research also finds that it could put you at greater risk of a shrinking brain—potentially leading to cognitive problems in the future, a new study suggests.

    Research published in Neurology looked at whether obesity—defined by body mass index (BMI) and waist-to-hip ratio—affected the amount of white and gray brain matter, as well as overall volume, in various parts of the brain.

    Researchers analyzed physical measurements, health surveys, and MRI results from nearly 10,000 people with an average age of 55. They found that after even adjusting for factors that may affect brain volume—think age, smoking, exercise levels, and high blood pressure—those who had a high BMI and a high waist-to-hip ratio had the lowest volume of gray matter.

    By comparison, those with a high BMI but normal waist-to-hip ratio had more brain volume, but still not as much as those with both a normal BMI and a normal waist-to-hip ratio.

    That means those with more belly fat tended to have the least brain volume of those studied, according to the study’s lead author, Mark Hamer, Ph.D., of Loughborough University in England.

    Hamer told Runner’s World the reason might be because the midsection has more fat tissue, which produces cytokines—small proteins involved in cell signaling and immune response. When you get too many “inflammatory cytokines,” they can have a harmful effect on several types of neurotransmitters, and that may lower brain volume.

    When that happens, you could be putting cognitive processes at risk. Previous research suggests there’s a strong link between gray matter atrophy and memory loss, Hamer said, as well as higher dementia incidence.

    [Want to start running? The Big Book of Running for Beginners will take you through everything you need to know to get started, step by step.]

    So could ditching that extra weight earn you a bigger brain?

    Unfortunately, Hamer noted, such a straightforward association hasn’t yet been proven. But there’s definitely evidence that exercise can lead to better brain health overall, he said.

  57. Octopus says:

    NBC is Buzzfeed. That explains a LOT! 😆

    Get woke, go broke. Can’t wait to see them go under, if that’s even possible. Peacock Network, my ass.


  58. ISTE says:

    Facebook is asking me what is on my mind. ( yet again, Facebook asks the same question every day )

    OK Facebook Saturday is on my mind!

    Saturday is going to be a really, really hot curry. The Vindaloo type. Shrimp and beef and lots of naan bread.

    Saturday night I will put a roll of toilet paper in the freezer.

    Hey Facebook, ask me on Sunday morning what is on my mind.

    My reply will probably be ” That frozen toilet paper is really soothing ”

    Facebook needs to stop asking questions that it may not like the answer to.

  59. Octopus says:

    Asswipe — there is no recap, if you’re binging and just go straight into the next episode. If you take a break, there’s a recap that starts which you just click past immediately, unless it’s been a really long break in which case you aren’t really binging.

    Now log off Twitter, turn off the idiot box and go read a book. Something edifying, perhaps. “Oh, The Places You’ll Go” by Dr. Seuss comes to mind, for you.

  60. Bunk X says:

    I have a confession to make.

    I ate beets for the 2nd time in my life last night, and I liked them. I know my poop’s gonna be purple tomorrow, but I’m ready for the change of the color guard.

    We’re overdue for a new thread, but our primary source is kinda lagging in the content department. C’mon, Charles. Start pulling your own weight. We can’t do it for you.

  61. Octopus says:

    The Liberal Mind At Work. 😆

  62. Octopus says:


    A very smart female discusses “bad-crazy” and toxic masculinity, among other things.

  63. Octopus says:

    GoFundMe Update: It’s been ten days of zippo-zilch-nada since Chunky’s mysterious benefactor “Anonymous” forked over the princely sum of $120, a doubling of that worthy’s usual donation. Why doesn’t the pump stay primed, Chunky? Perhaps you, I mean “Anonymous,” should try dumping in an even larger sum, say, $240? $480? This might shame the free-loaders who flock to your blog and hang on your every tweet to start helping to feed the bulldog. Or not. 😆

  64. rightymouse says:

    By Jove, you’re right and so is Trump! 😆

  65. rightymouse says:

    Roger Stone was arrested. And CNN was there when it happened. Assholes. Karma sucks, Mueller.


  66. rightymouse says:


    • Octopus says:

      I’m old enough to remember chicks 🐥 goading their gullible male playthings into fisticuffs with other toxic males. Happened to me in junior high. Ridiculous! 🤔

  67. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Let’s start the weekend off with a really good action movie and metaphor of Chunky fighting the good fight against the Trumpian Nazi fascists.

    • Octopus says:

      That opening scene is KA-RAZY!! 😱😆🤪

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        I was listening to the local AM radio station WLW yesterday on the drive home and the topic was underrated favorite movies. Some guy called in and mentioned this one and he said “It’s almost like a parody of a Kung Fu movie” So I came home and Googled it and found this best of clip. It took me about 10 seconds to realize (when the old lady picked up the baby who’d rolled down several hundred feet and then tossed it on down the mountain!) that IT IS A PARODY. What a fricking idiot. The kind of people who call into afternoon radio I suppose. Blue collar witless idiots. Which I suppose makes me sound elitist.

        I have to say I laughed more at this collection of clips, like WAY MORE than the most recent Kevin Hart/Will Ferrell outing I watched. Some mindless plot about a retarded white guy (the only thing Will Ferrell does) corporate exec who employs a middle class black dude who he mistakes as a tough to help him cope with a prison stint due to corporate corruption. I probably laughed out loud once during the latter. Awful writing and a waste of Kevin Hart. Or Sandler’s Ridiculous Six. The only thing ridiculous about it was how unfunny it was. I stopped after they started speeding up the video in the fight scene. It was pathetic. If you have to speed up the video then it means you don’t have anyone good at slap stick. Or at writing ridiculous and absurd funny scenarios. Or at least some decent fart gags. My only criteria for stand ups and comedies: MAKE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD. Mel Brooks delivers. Early Jim Carey delivered. Kevin James delivered. George Carlin delivered. Even Seinfeld. Some of his standup is awesome and collaboration with Larry David in the TV show. Knowing when to allow another character to take the fore. Like Kramer. Or when Elaine says “Get out” and socks him hard in the chest. If you watch the old Andy Griffith show Andy was still using his “aw shucks” standup persona, then they realized he makes a much better straight man to Barney’s cowardly, fragile deluded laughing stock of a local yokel law man.

  68. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    Covington’s Bishop Foys to March for Life teenage students:

    • Octopus says:

      Catholic Church really needs to stay in its lane. 🥵

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        It was a big let down here locally. I attend his mass every week as I sing in the choir at the local cathedral. He’s a great homilist and a really likeable person. He is getting up there in age and has had some health issues. I think he may’ve been swayed by some other clergy he respects who happen to be raging liberals. Be interesting to see what he says tomorrow morning.

  69. Bunk X says:

    Put y’all hands together, y’all.

  70. rightymouse says:

    This lady in the pussy hat sat next to me last night in the restaurant where hubby & I were having dinner. Hubby wanted to go get his MAGA hat out of the car. 😆

  71. rightymouse says:

    WAKE UP!! 😆

  72. rightymouse says:

    It’s sneauxing here in NE Ohio. 😦

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Here too in N.KY starting around 8pm. Global warming’s a frigid bitch.

  73. rightymouse says:

    One thing liberals could do to help themselves is to stop idolizing women who are drunks, senile and and/or basically nuts.

    • rightymouse says:

      Trump’s not done with Pelosi. Underestimating Trump is a very big mistake. 🙂

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Says the guy who craps all over any woman who holds conservative views and/or supports our excellent President. Conflating political differences with sexism (or racism) is so transparently disingenuous all aware people see through it including the huge massive middle class voters who are through with leftists. And who they so desperately covet their votes and want to believe their false logic and smearing lies.

  74. rightymouse says:

    Biden for PREZ!! YAYYYYYYYYYYYY! 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      He co-signs every Tweet. Dude takes risks, then waddles around the kitchen table with his pants off and his fists in the air, yelling, “Siggi-Saggi, Siggi-Saggi, Hoy! Hoy! Hoy!” until the neighbors tell him to shut the fuck up in a language he doesn’t understand.

      Charles, you’re a mess.

  75. Abu Penis Penis Penis LOL says:

    I saw Ace did a post at 1:24am to visit butthurt on National Review. At around 8 am someone in the comments posted “National Review=Little Green Footballs” I laughed my ass off! Poster was Yahump. Mean anything to anyone here?
    * looks at Octo *

  76. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    Insane old lady blathers nonsense no one believes. We’ve ramped up oil production and export which directly competes and undermines Russia. If Trump’s a Russian agent he’s the worst one ever.

  77. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    Oh the humanity! LOL! Because after two weeks without pay they can’t even afford a Starbucks Venti and a gourmet danish. And the kids have to take (gasp!) PB and J sandwiches for lunch! How can they be expected to apprehend a 66 yr old politically persecuted millionaire for fabricated offenses with such personal stresses?

    Wray’s just another shit bird Obungle plant. Trump needs to fire him.

    • rightymouse says:

      Sounds like Trump will have a hard time finding an FBI director who isn’t a swamp creature. Sad. 😦

  78. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    On May 2, 2011, in the early morning hours 25 Navy SEALs stormed Osama Bin Laden’s compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan. The Navy SEALs arrived in two Black Hawk helicopters to storm the compound of the terrorist leader behind the 9-11 attacks.

    On January 25, 2019, in the pre-dawn hours, at least six FBI vehicles and 29 FBI agents stormed Trump associate Roger Stone’s home in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. The deep state officers were dressed in tactical vests with large weapons. They were wearing night vision glasses.

    Thank God they didn’t shoot him and his wife.

  79. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    Won’t the rich Hollyweirdos and pro athletes simply ignore it and pay the extra tax which means nothing to them? It’s only the working poor and middle class that will bear the brunt. And many will avoid the tax by spending an extra two hours every day waiting on the bus in order to avoid the extra cost. And probably have to pay for extra child care and higher prices at stores because the businesses will simply build the tax into their prices.

    I guess that’s your left coast liberal government working for you to make your life better.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      But thankfully Chunky won’t charge you more to log on and watch him insult right wingers (because you can’t considering you have a job and now have to ride the bus). His car is wrecked and he’s long since fused to his couch and can’t ride on the highway anyway.

  80. Abu Penis Penis Penis LOL says:

    No wonder laid off journos are pissed about being told “learn to code”. Fatfuck can code (maybe) and he hasn’t had a job in many moons.

    Thankfully he doesn’t read here.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Chunky called himself a code monkey for years. He thought it was disarming and self-deprecating. It means he has no formal training and merely reverse engineers other people’s coding and/or runs a Google search in hopes of stumbling onto solutions. He had that on his Twitter profile then deleted when he realized his legions of enemies that he created would naturally use it against him when he tries to pontificate about what an internet and coding veteran and legend he is. He’s a guitar player which means he has a very mediocre IQ and thinks hooking up a WaWa pedal is an engineering feat. His major programming accomplishment is running a correlator tool to facillitate mass bannings and target undesireables for persecution and ousting. I would submit that he’s not very ambitious to achieve except when he’s motivated by paranoia or vindictiveness.

  81. Octopus says:

    I lost some love for Iowahawk when he went NeverTrumper, but this is a gem. 😅

  82. Octopus says:


    • rightymouse says:

      If Fatso gets lucky with his genius self, he may be able to reach the 10K mark in his GoFundMe begging bowl under four years.

    • Chunk’s taking down Trump bigly! says:

      WHAT’S WITH THE CAPS FATSO? Trump’s intuitive mind got him a life of fame, luxury, beautiful women, fantastic successful kids, business success, political dominance and a country full of devotees and admirers that fills up stadiums. You’re intuitive mind has gotten you abject failure, bitterness, poverty, obesity, obscurity, humiliation, childless loneliness and derision. Did you have some point?

  83. rightymouse says:

    Go for it!! 😆

  84. rightymouse says:

    You know what amuses everyone else? Your GoFundMe stats. 😆 Loser!

    • rightymouse says:

      Trump doesn’t make up statistics and neither does GoFundMe.

      Little Green Footballs Fundraiser
      $9,105 of $20,000 goal
      Raised by 214 people in 45 months

      • Chunk’s taking down Trump bigly! says:

        I guess folks just don’t want to support the “Arts” anymore. The art of being an unemployed a-hole begging on the internet for working people’s money, that is.

    • Bunk X says:

      64,7% of all bloggers say Charles F. Johnson is a #Rumpswab.”

  85. Octopus says:

    Just watched “Bohemian Rhapsody,” and I thought it was great. Critics were mad about some dramatic license being taken with the timeline and whatnot, but that’s Hollywood. The story is very affecting, and of course the music is brilliant. Malek does a fantastic job of portraying Mercury, and so does the guy who sang the songs, a Christian rock singer from Canada named Martel.

    • Chunk’s taking down Trump bigly! says:

      I watched Malek in Mr. Robot and am looking forward to him doing something totally different.

  86. Octopus says:

    Maybe you should get out of the garage more… 🤔

  87. Bunk X says:

    Look out, Charles, there’s a white boat coming up the river.