Charles Johnson’s Obituary for President George H.W. Bush: “He was a very decent but racist man.”

Charles, you’re full of crap.

William Horton was a 23-year-old hoodlum in 1974 when he and two friends held up a gas station in Lawrence, Massachusetts. Despite the fact that the 17-year-old attendant, Joseph Fournier, handed over $276.37 – all the money from the cash register – the three stabbed him repeatedly and then stuffed him in a garbage can, leaving him there with his feet by his chin, to die from blood loss.

Horton was captured, convicted, and sentenced to life without parole. But in June 1986, he was released from prison as part of Massachusetts’ weekend furlough program, which in 1973 the state supreme court had ruled must be extended to first-degree murderers.

Horton didn’t return from his furlough. Ten months later, he broke into the home of Clifford Barnes and Angela Miller in Oxon Hill, Maryland, and terrorized the couple for 12 hours. He pistol-whipped and stabbed Barnes, then tied him to a pole in the basement. When Miller got home from work, Horton raped her repeatedly at gunpoint, before finally fleeing in the couple’s car.

After he was captured (again!) and sentenced to two consecutive life terms, the sentencing judge refused to return him to Massachusetts. “I’m not prepared to take the chance that Mr. Horton might again be furloughed or otherwise released,” he said. “This man should never draw a breath of free air again.”

When Massachusetts Gov. Michael Dukakis ran for president in 1988, the Horton affair was stapled to his campaign – first by Al Gore in the Democratic primary, who challenged the furlough program in a primary debate. It was raised later, to devastating effect, in an ad for Bush produced by a political action committee that featured Horton’s glowering face, and by Bush himself on the campaign trail.

There is nothing false stated in the ad from 1988. Nothing racist, either. Willie Horton was an animal, a murderous robber, kidnapper, torturer and rapist who never should have been let out of prison in the first place.

Charles, your blatant ignorance and fabrication of easily-verifiable history is an embarrassment to the left wing media. #RUMPSWAB

278 Comments on “Charles Johnson’s Obituary for President George H.W. Bush: “He was a very decent but racist man.””

  1. Bunk X says:

    Salt the fields, plug the wells, destroy the plumbing and electrical, burn the buildings and get the hell out.

    • Octopus says:

      We have two good friends in SA, who worked as au pairs for us when the kids were young-ish and we both had to work. Both of them are married with kids of their own now, and one still lives on the family farm. I suspect that farm will be seized and they’ll be put out.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      I really don’t think there’s any point in being vindictive now. The white business owners should just cut their losses and try to make a safe exit. But setting aside the fact the government is tossing out the people who have the technology to grow food and stealing their property. Maybe they really don’t need them for that. But what are you telling the rest of the investing world who’s riches and power are mostly in the hands of whites? Come here and have your property confiscated? That place (SA), once rich and prosperous is now toxic to business and investment aka the Smart Money.

      It makes me wonder about the African people. They are the pure Homo sapiens sapiens who emanated from Africa into the old world supplanting Homo Erectus and Neandertals. People from Africa, when tested have no neandertal genes whatsoever. But we who have European and Asian lineage do (a tiny amount, 4% or less). Was there something in those ancient peoples that causes us to think ahead about consequences and repercussions? Maybe because they couldn’t speak and had to simply think and grunt their way through several ice ages? Where our super bright articulate relatives in sunny Africa had a strategy of act first, surprise, figure out the consequences after? Their abilities are certainly spectacular. And there’s no doubt they warred with each other becoming ruthless and violent as you would need to be with a super bright human adversary. Who knows? I certainly don’t but I watch enough TV shows and lectures on You Tube to speculate ignorantly. 🙂

      Then again when I think of human violence I think of this show I watched recently about all the CCTV cameras that Britain has. It’s like 30,000. Brits (my peeps!) are fucking insane ass-holish violent fuckers!. They’re violent and impuslive and just fucking APESHIT!. Especially with a few drinks in them. You should see the CCTV camera operators. They’re like “I have no idea why these people would act like this” Chicks fighting chicks in tight dresses and high heels. And guys chimping out on other guys. It’s pretty much mayhem at closing time often and the CCTV operators can track the altercations from several angles and are ready to call in the bobbies and identify the worst perps. If you can say anything about we supreme white apes it’s that at times we can display great self discipline and control. But at any time we can still act like unpredictable wild animals.

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        I just learned this the other day. The reason we’re called Homo sapiens sapiens is because Neandertals were classifed as Homo sapiens. And we’re a step further so we get the extra sapiens describing us as the wisest of the Wisenheimers. LOL. I’m not so sure.

      • Bunk X says:

        If everything you’ve worked for and created is going to be taken away from you without reimbursement, without recompense, then every thing you created may be destroyed as you walk away.

  2. Bunk X says:

    Bunkessa and I watched this last night. Surreal dark humor from the Coen Bros. I liked it.

    • Octopus says:

      Looks like classic Coen Bros — I’ll check it out soon. I don’t think I’ve disliked anything they’ve done.

      I’ve been getting caught up on the latest season of Ray Donovan. I thought it was over last year when his wife died and he appeared to commit suicide, but he’s alive and swinging. His baseball bat, kept in the trunk for appropriate occasions. The family’s as messed-up as ever, and even the appearance of Susan Sarandon as an evil Hollywood exec can’t ruin the show. 🙂

    • Please pay Chunk to fight the Nazis under his bed says:

      That does look kinda fun. I liked the True Grit remake. And I like James Franco.

    • windbag says:

      Absolutely loved this movie. One of their best.

    • Please pay Chunk to fight the Nazis under his bed says:

      It was so Earth shakingly and life alteringly important they put a 30 sec ad in front of it. If I ever do watch it I’m sure it will be the usual confusing blur that looks nothing like alien technology and way more like an artifact of a camera lense.

      • Octopus says:

        Not this time, Doubting Thomas. It’s Them. 👽🙀

        • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

          OK on your word I’m heading out for the mountains now. Just call me Jonnie Goodboy Tyler Wells aka Rat Brain.

          • Octopus says:

            Maybe they’re friendly, like ET. Let’s not panic just yet. Offer them some mellow weed, and see if they’re chill.

          • rightymouse says:

            I saw a UFO once when I lived in the DC/Northern VA area many, many moons ago. This thing could MOVE! Defied gravity. I heard/saw fighter jets going in its direction and the next thing my gal pal & I knew, it disappeared.

          • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

            That is crazy righty. I believe you.

          • rightymouse says:

            It was dusk and I saw what I thought was a bright star in the sky and pointed at it to my friend, who was driving. Then it moved. When I say move – it went from high up ahead of us to high up on our right – in a split second. That’s when we heard/saw the jets and the ‘bright thing” disappeared.

        • Bunk X says:

          Offer them sliders and meekats.

          • Octopus says:

            We have a path to the school playground next to our house. Yesterday I heard a kid yell to another kid, “You drink pee and eat poop!” Needless to say, I laughed loudly.

            Offer the aliens that. Tell them it’s a great delicacy on our planet. You never know.

          • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

            It’s the ultimate time honored insult. Glad to know it’s still being employed with gusto and idiotic abandon! LOL!

            Reminds me of a time I was on a beach in Michigan. I was with a friend who is currently the bass trombonist for Recyavic symphony (Iceland). We were both working at a fine arts camp as staff. I won’t name it….OK it’s Blue Lake near White Hall. Anyhoo these kids around 14ish were coming out of the water and they appeared to all be friends. But one dominant one says to the other “Hey Asshole. Hey FuckNut”. It was so amusing it became our rallying cry for the rest of the summer. Hey FuckNut. I guess it’s a guy thing. LOL!

  3. Octopus says:

    Loopy steps on yet another rake:

    She’s going to be the gift that keeps on giving, it appears. 😆

  4. rightymouse says:

    Good Lord. 😯

  5. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    We clearly need to GET RID OF THE FBI. They’re biased liars and crooks purely working for the Demoncraps. Which is why little kids got murdered and marathon runners got their legs blown off in Boston at the marathon. They aren’t doing their jobs. They knew about those guys. These FBI are people who actually think terrorists HAVE A POINT. They’re purely doing the bidding of left wing scumbags. Job #1 at the FBI right now is GET TRUMP!! That’s it. They’re like fucking bed bugs. You kill one and there’s another bloodsucker right behind. And there’s supposed to be this army of honest agents beneath the lying fuckers on the seventh floor that “just do their job”. Well I think they’re all crooks too. We know in any population at least 30% are die hard progturd lefties. In the FBI I’m guessing it’s higher. And all the good guys quit or retired. The rest want to re-install Obungle so we can all have purple hair, tattoos, nose rings and men can go to the bathroom with little girls. Of course, these are the main priorities of the Federal government. Trump messed all that up and wants Americans to have jobs and prosper. What a fucking a-hole. Let’s fuck him up bad.

    • Bunk X says:

      Nothing’s gonna happen except for a lot of deliberate ignorant screeching.
      No crime has been identified.
      No evidence that a crime has been committed has been presented to any court of law.
      Impeachment is not going to happen. No majority Senate votes.
      Indictment of the President is not going to happen due to Constitutional Law.
      Statute of Limitations will have expired by 2020.
      No felony accusation has been filed in any court.
      No court has heard any defense.

      All anyone has heard are accusations with no evidence yet presented.

  6. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    The occupant of the Oval Office can’t spell a two-syllable word.
    21 minutes ago


  7. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    It’s actually up around 15 points now. We’re never going to get a correction. They were just saying a month or so ago that the economy is expanding. The Feds will try and torpedo Trump’s economic no brainer “miracle” that Obungle couldn’t accomplish in 8 years because he didn’t give a shit, blaming Bush the whole time. Yet I’m still invested and buying tech and they rallied today and brought the market in the green!

    Who doesn’t need tech? I do! My wife and daughter are going to buy a Dyson vacuum at Walmart today. She’s having a minor cow because her Mexican boyfriend is coming to visit us and she’s realizing our house looks like we’re white trash hoarders. Thanks to her mom, not me. I’m very fastidious. LOL! And I need a new set of headphones.

  8. windbag says:

    Let’s concede Fatso’s assertion. That still makes him better than Sen. Robert Byrd.

  9. rightymouse says:


  10. rightymouse says:

    Let’s bring in more people, preferably illegals who don’t want to assimilate or work, and keep killing unborn babies!!!

    • Bunk X says:

      El Gusano has never driven cross-country as far as he can recall. There’s so much under-population it’s amazing.

      • Octopus says:

        I’d like to drop him off in the middle of one of our prairie states, with nothing but prairie to see in all directions for a hundred miles at a time. Blew my mind when I saw it for the first time.

        He’s probably mad because the grifters who’ve descended on Mile High Stoner City are smoking up all the ditchweed before he can get to it.

        • Bunk X says:

          Cross-country road trips are spiritual in a way, especially if you do it solo with nothing but AM radio and a stereo cassette player.

          • Octopus says:

            Long road trips are spiritual for me, too. And the wife, who gets to spend as much time sleeping undisturbed as she wants, while I listen to audiobooks, podcasts and music on my little Zen Stone mp3 player. We talk when we feel like talking. No kids or work calling every five minutes. We’ve still got about eight states to visit, before we’ve completed our quest to hit all 57. 😉

  11. Octopus says:

    It’s only racist when YOU do it, including any time in your past. If you’re One Of Us, it’s fine. It’s hilarious!

  12. ISTE says:

    Watching a 1991 movie on Amazon Prime.

    Looks like in 1991 women wore a different kind of jeans.

    High waist, and a SERIOUS lot of camel foot… or toe, or… 🙂

    My hero Nick Searcy is supposed to be in it,

    • Bunk X says:

      I don’t miss being booted from Twitter, except for Nick Searcy and a handful of others.

    • Octopus says:

      Those jeans are now called “Mom Jeans,” semi-ironically, and they have made a comeback. The comeback began after an SNL short made fun of the style, and then Jessica Simpson was pilloried on social media for wearing them onstage.

      Fashion is a crazy thing. I try to avoid it whenever possible. Stick with the classics.

    • Octopus says:

      At least it wasn’t done in Legos. WTF? 😆

      We visited the Arizona Memorial when we were on our honeymoon. Spooky. There are still little grease slicks of oil coming up from the ship, which entombs about 1100 men to this day. A majority of the people viewing the memorial that day were Japanese. It was so weird to me at the time.

  13. dezzez says:

    All Chuck has ever learned is how to steal from band members and to crash a blog overnight.

    • Bunk X says:

      I’ve never seen that typo, Charles. I have seen “Nirther” many times, mostly on LGF,

    • Please pay Chunk to fight the Nazis under his bed says:

      What you should have learned Chunkles Stinkfart is that people who judge others on the internet by their minor misspellings are the dumbasses of the internet. And everyone actually knows that except you.

  14. Bunk X says:

    Yeah, I could go for the side bar win, but it’s late, and I’ve been up all day.

  15. Octopus says:

    An enviro-hippie learns about nature.

  16. Octopus says:

    I can’t, with this crazy shit. You give it a go. 😆

  17. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Prepare to laugh your ass off. At first I thought this might be lame. But once he gets rolling it’s just a scream fest. I always loved him from the Smothers Brothers but never saw his whole act. Like them and Martin it’s nothing but quality comedy, yes maybe a little politics but aimed purely at making you LAUGH!

  18. Octopus says:

    Loopy has done nothing but push anti-semitic and anti-Israel views, but now she’s going to court the Jewish Left. And they will love her for it.

    Just keep talking, Crazy. We’re putting together a nice file of your work. 😆

  19. Octopus says:

    The Social Media Fascists have taken him down, platform by platform, and now he’s also lost his job. What next for Gavin? Maybe politics? Barricaded gunman routine? A nightly show on Fox?

  20. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    The young Brit guitarist breaks down Jim Stafford doing Maleguania sp? (pretending to train wreck) then tells a joke while using palm stop technique and then breaks into Classical Gas and THEN plays Flight of the Bumblebee within which all instrumentalists know is a BITCH. Another brilliant talent from the Smothers Brothers.

  21. Octopus says:

    Every day, Chunky tweets out Seth Myers’ glurge-attack on Trump. Every. Damn. Day. 😆

    Invite him onto your show, Seth. He’s dynamite! Plus, we need to see him.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Hah. He might even buy a new flannel shirt and XXXL sweat pants for the rare outing. Seth could ask him questions like “did you really invent the throbbing memo that brought down Dan Rather? Oh wait, now I’m confused. I thought he was on our side.” And Chunky could explain “the Nazis live under my bed. Which is why I sleep on my couch. ” And so on and so forth.

    • rightymouse says:

      That shepherd’s outfit looks oddly like a dishtowel on his head & a regular bathrobe. 😯

      • Octopus says:

        True dat! That costume is weak sauce, indeed.

        Why do Greek shepherds wear togas instead of pants?
        So the sheep can’t hear them unzipping. (rimshot)

  22. windbag says:

    Rhiannon Giddens. Yo-Yo Ma. Lots of talented people I don’t know. How is this music possible?

    • Minnow says:

      That was quite good! Lots of talent on that stage. Here’s another version of that song…. one of my all time faves by Zephyr when Tommy Bolen was with them a zillion years ago…

  23. rightymouse says:


  24. rightymouse says:

    No comment. 😆

  25. rightymouse says:

    Pelosi needs to retire. Quietly.

    • Octopus says:

      She’s been pee’d on before, clearly. Er, no…it was more yellow-y. No wonder the Dems thought a Golden Shower Prostitute Party needed to be included in the Trump dossier. It’s normal for them. 😆

    • KGB says:

      She sounds all wee-wee’d up.

  26. ISTE says:

    Paid $150 per month for access to a porn site,

    LOL first video I saw was….

    Um should have read the very small print.

  27. Octopus says:

    Been listening to a lot of Christmas music in the car this week. Trying to get in the spirit, you know. I wish there was a station around here that played the more obscure stuff. 🙂

  28. Octopus says:


    Billions gonna die again, no doot. Oh, Fatass. Yer a stitch! 😆

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      The diseases! They’re waking up! They’re really reaching with their scare tactic attempts. If only the Earth could remain frozen always then dangerous diseases would never be woken up or something. How ’bout just shutting up?

      • Octopus says:

        They never shut up 🤐.

        So many Chicken Littles, it’s like they took that kids book as a blueprint for how to act your whole life.

    • Bunk X says:


      • Octopus says:

        B-b-b-b-but…I thought everything natural was good. I thought extinction of species was bad. Why aren’t we overjoyed about having new bacteria to play with?

  29. Octopus says:

    Meanwhile, Gus slipped back into Angry Uncle Mode last night, scoffing off the kids and their misguided libturd-science malarkey:

    You can;t colonize Mars.
    3 hours ago
    Speak of the devil. Here’s Bill all hyped up. Sad.…
    3 hours ago
    Scientism is sad.
    3 hours ago
    I know that bums you out. TED Talks is garbage.
    3 hours ago
    TED Talks is stupid.
    3 hours ago
    This is stupid.…
    3 hours ago
    Bang! You’re dead!
    3 hours ago
    You fuckers are lost! LOL!
    3 hours ago

    • KGB says:

      TED Talks are indeed garbage. They’re mostly reassuring pats on the head for the undereducated, over-credentialed crowd. “You’re listening to my hot take? Then you’re a clever little boy!”

  30. Octopus says:

    Good luck with that, men! 😆

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      I’m very sorry to admit that is a very sexy picture. I’m a bad, bad man.

      • Bunk X says:

        Whip me, beat me, call me Irma.
        Something is off with her cleavage alignment, but I’m willing to ignore that graphic error. Might have to do with the small beer.

    • rightymouse says:

      HAHAHA!!! In your wet dreams, pal! 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      The beer is way too small, or else she’s very large and awesome.

      • Octopus says:

        She’s a big, strong woman. Can pick him up like a baby and carry him off to bed, when he tires of drinking, smoking and watching his fuzzy black and white TV. The less he does for himself, the weaker he gets. Soon he will discover that while he thought he was training her, she was actually training him, at which point the story really gets dark.

        • Bunk X says:

          She remembers the duct tape and the Fiskars cached under the mattress near the foot of her side of the bed as she entraps his abdomen between her thigh and calf, and squeezes the bejeebers out of him until he loses all control. He screams in despair:

          “Where the hell’s my sammich?!”

          • Octopus says:

            She disappeared after the life insurance paid off his handsome new policy. Some say she went back to Sweden. Others maintain they’ve seen her in Boca Raton, surrounded by husky young men who compete for her attention.

  31. Octopus says:

    Just when I think the disgusting pig Lena Dunham has gone away, she comes waddling back in, spewing more vile idiocy. Brian Williams called her, “The Voice Of A Generation,” when she hired his daughter for her stupid show. Then he fought off a squad of ninjas, saved a cat from a tree, and played guitar with Frank Zappa.

  32. Octopus says:

    Wind And Solar Are FREEEEEEE!!!!

    The giant windmills that will never generate enough electricity to pay for their construction before falling apart, and the solar panels that are even worse investments. Don’t forget the sparky-car batteries they want us to have in every car, that will poisoning the environment for centuries to come. Great stuff, libturds.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      It’s almost like they never gave a shit how those things would be safely disposed of. But just wanted money from cynical pols (who also didn’t give a shit) trying to get votes from social justice signaling clueless pinheads.

      • Octopus says:

        You mean there are greedy bastards getting rich off all the climate fooferaw? What do you mean, Gore made millions cashing in on the carbon credits boondoggle? You hate science!

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Yeah he was supposed to be this big number cruncher basing everything on data. But was right only once by pure chance. Get’s everything wrong now and turns out he’s an idiot socialist dork.

      • Octopus says:

        A local sports radio guy who also writes for the Free Press was frat bros with Silver and Seth Myers back in college, at Northwestern in Chicago. Talks about them regularly, praising their brilliance and success — it is to barf! 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      Who is AOC driving crazy? She’s more entertaining than SNL.

      She’s an embarrassment to the Democrat Party, and they’re unable to use the Shutuppery Tool on her, because if they did they’d be labeled racist and sexist by their own SJWs.

      LOL City, next exit.

  33. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Unfortunately, when you’re trying to knee cap a person in the popular media, your actors who
    are throwing their whole being into the effort end up finding out what a great guy he was. LOL!

    “He was a wonderful family man — he’s a great dad, he’s an avid reader, he has a brain like a vice and he constantly reads history,” Bale told Fox News of Cheney at the premiere of “Vice” on Tuesday in Beverly Hills, Calif. ”He was very laid-back. He would have been very happy to be a lineman in Wyoming if he hadn’t met Lynne, who said to him, ‘No, that doesn’t cut it. You need some ambition.’ What would have been if they hadn’t met?”

    However, when asked if he believes the real-life Cheney will find the movie enjoyable or irksome, Bale could only speculate.

    “I think he’ll certainly find it entertaining, at the very least. I think he’s very thick-skinned — you know. He has no remorse or regrets about what he’s done — he always says, ‘I would do it again in a minute.’ He doesn’t back down — he doesn’t apologize about anything,” Bale said. “So, I think he’s a thick-skinned guy and I’d love to hear his thoughts. He’s a very intelligent individual, no matter what your thoughts are about him — he’s a smart cookie. So, I do hope so.”

  34. rightymouse says:

    I can’t believe there are people on earth who STILL love socialism/communism. Makes me sick. 😦

  35. Bunk X says:

    Long Live the Hansons.

  36. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Apparently he was weeping in the courtroom at the sentencing. Gosh I wonder if SNL will mock this vicious little jerk who told people he was going to destroy them and go after everyone they know including their family. IOW the very thing happening to him now. I wonder if they’ll have Matt Damon come on the show and make fun of him for crying like they mocked Brett Kavanaugh who wept over being dragged through the mud by Demoncraps and their loony liar “professor” in front of his family.

    • Bunk X says:

      Seems like Cohen got off pretty easy given what he did in his private life and the subsequent violation of attorney-cliient privileges with regards to President Trump. The weird part is is that Cohen pleaded guilty to a crime he didn’t commit, and Mueller immediately threw him under the bus.

  37. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Sanders is such a piece of crap. All the people he’s talking about give billions and billions away in charitable giving and philanthropy. And they also employ millions of people providing them a chance to further their careers, save for retirement, buy houses, fund their kid’s educations. Where as Sanders has barely held a job ever and his wife stole from a failing university. They’re not even real socialists. They’re just grifters which was proven when he jettisoned his principles by accepting a fancy house from the Demoncraps to go away and shut up about how they cheated him.

  38. Bunk X says:

    Uh oh. Leon Redbone is now a rapist.

    • Octopus says:

      Nice mellow version. Too bad it had to end in date-rape. 😦

      I used to have a great cassette of Redbone classics. Bought it at a gas station in Canada, on a trip to Buffalo. I bet I still have it, in the big Hefty bag of cassettes in the basement.

  39. Octopus says:

    Damn it! Now what am I going to do? Had the “work seminar” cover-story all polished up and ready to deliver, too. Why can’t we have nice things?! 😡

  40. Octopus says:

    Prepare To Cringe! 😆

    In this version, a girl who really wants a little fun learns her new friend is gay, and just wants her to leave so he can go back to his Grindr account. SO much better than the rape-y version!

  41. rightymouse says:

    Go back to sleep, Gussy! 😆

    • Octopus says:

      SSDD, eh? Never change, Gus. We think you’re living your best life. 🙂

      Or, you could decide to get sober while there’s still a little time left to do something worthwhile with your sorry life. Soon your body is going to break down, from all the abuse, and then it’s all over but the jaundice and lingering death throes. That won’t make for fun Twitter. 😦

    • Bunk X says:

      So Gusano is reading jerk-off shit at 4:25AM. Wow.

  42. Octopus says:

    She’s a doodle, this one. Today she was complaining that her “genius” is being overlooked, because she’s a woman and minority. Forgetting she’s the kid of a wealthy, successful couple, and went to the finest schools, but still came out a dumbass commie. 😆

  43. ISTE says:

    Why is Lucy’s boyfriend so aggressive and confrontational?

    Lucy was sleepy and curled up next to the man in her life then this happened.

    Lucy’s other self got out of bed, got dressed and went out into the street…..

    Lucy needs to either move or get a new man.



    • ISTE says:

      Oh by the way, this happens every Thursday here.

      The assholes set up a sound system opposite my home and they yell and scream and scream back. They have a sound system set up. I just yell and scream!

      However…. I know someone in the Boiler Room Crew that thinks they are using a Bluetooth connected microphone to the amplifier and speaker….

      Possum has a plan for next Thursday.

      For your entertainment Lucy’s boyfriend going nuts on 8th November. Yes a Thursday.

      • Bunk X says:

        Yep. That’s gonna be fun. Control their space. Play La Bamba non-stop until their own holler at them to STFU.

        • Bunk X says:

          Then you hit them with Meatball Parade.

          • Octopus says:

            I want that played at my funeral. 😆

          • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

            That was deliciously bad!

            It reminds me of some of the “creative” jazz I used to listen to. Until I just threw up my hands and concluded maybe I’m just not brilliant enough to get this music. I mean just starting out this fucker’s sitting on a major 4 like a little kid. In Jazz improv you can play a #4 (#11) or #5 (b13) and alter the 2nd tone (b9, #9). Because these describe a second chord on top of the initial which sounds hip But don’t play the fricking 4. Then he starts with the finger flailing. Really? They invented trumpets with valves to be an idiot noise maker?

          • Bunk X says:

            I want “Holliday For Strings” for mine, sung A Capella.

          • Bunk X says:

            Octo– I want that played at your funeral as well. We need a choreographer.

          • Octopus says:

            I want it played loud, while an interminable video plays on a big screen over the casket, the plainest pine box available at Costco. It goes on so long, it makes everyone 🥵 uncomfortable, until finally someone pulls the plug. Then there’s whiskey.

          • Bunk X says:

            David Rose also composed “The Stripper.” Either song works for me.

  44. ISTE says:

    I am an asshole. Bunk is not getting a 100% side bar.

  45. Octopus says:

    Time to end the debate about which pickup truck to buy…

    Any questions?

  46. rightymouse says:

    Three pilots died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

    In honor of this holy season’ Saint Peter said, ‘You must each possess something that
    symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.’

    The Army pilot thumbed through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. ‘It’s a
    candle’, he said.

    ‘It did make light; you may pass through the pearly gates’ Saint Peter said.

    The Air Force pilot reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook
    them and said, ‘They’re bells.’

    Saint Peter said, ‘They had a ring to them, you may pass through the pearly gates’.

    The Navy aviator started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out
    a pair of women’s panties.

    Saint Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, ‘And just what do those

    He replied, ‘These are Carols.’

  47. Octopus says:

    Is he still kissing that enormous libturd tushie? Yes he is! 😽

  48. rightymouse says:

    Hubby is off conducting in the bowels of Cleveland tonight. I’m home doing dishes & wrapping presents. I watch him conduct tomorrow & next Saturday. I may have mentioned before that he has been asked many times to change the theme of his concerts to be more inclusive of other religions (i.e Holiday Concert) & he firmly rejects their requests and is quite blunt about the fact that his concerts are for Christmas and people are free to have their own concerts. His concerts are pretty much sold out & we get a lot of families with kids. Nice!!

  49. Octopus says:

    …sez Mr. Fifteen-year-old Avatar! 😆

    Oh, Fatass. You really know how to send it.

  50. Bunk X says:

    This makes me smile.

  51. Octopus says:

    This awful thing happened this week. I can’t believe they’re blaming it on LASIK surgery, but that’s the consensus. As a fan of Dateline, I always blame the hubby first. Anyway, it’s a gruesome situation. She was a very sweet and lovely woman on air, who I watched almost every day. R.I.P.

    • rightymouse says:

      I can’t believe they’re blaming LASIK surgery either. But something was interfering with her health – no doubt about that.

  52. rightymouse says:

    It’s overcast & dreary here in NE Ohio today. 😦
    BUT! I get to put on my sparklies and go watch hubby wave a baton around this evening. 😆
    So that’s my sunshine for today. 🙂

  53. Octopus says:

    Yes, Virginia…there IS a female Godfrey Elfwick. And xe’s awesome! 😆

  54. rightymouse says:

    No, Fatso. You’re wrong. The parents put their daughter at risk. Period. No country of first asylum should EVER be to blame if anyone dies on their way.

  55. Octopus says:

    And man-bag, of course.

  56. Octopus says:

    Erm…the Constitution. 🐸 says, “Ribbit.”

  57. Octopus says:

    Human hands sometimes turn into spiders, crafting their ornate webs in order to snare unsuspecting high-flying insects.

    It was Don Felder, not Joe Walsh.

    I have a bunch of stories about how the greatest guitar solos were written and recorded, but I’m too tired to go into it now. I enjoyed them as pure, spontaneous genius when I first heard them. I was so much older then, I’m younger than that now.

    Off the top of my head, some solos that hit me in the solar plexus:
    (never mind your cynical “No Duhs!”)

    Pink Floyd – Comfortably Numb
    Led Zep – Every song, but especially Stairway
    Bruuuuuuce – the sax solo in Jungleland (for that Chicago guy who hates Springsteen) 😉
    Chicago – 25 or 6 to 4
    Stones – Sympathy
    Allman Bros – Jessica

    There are so many, it’s ridiculous. I could go on all night, but I want to watch another episode of Hill House. Let’s just agree that the electric guitar is the greatest technological expression of the human spirit, as we’ve agreed earlier that the human singing voice is the thing. Yes, all of us agreed. You need to keep up. None of your soulless noodling, Fatass. That’s just notes, all jumbled together in some kind of makeshit ordure. Fuck that shit! 😆

    One more: that sax solo in Baker Street, that nearly made me drive off the road the first time I heard it, on the way home from the transmission factory in ’78. Killer! Then the Foo Fighters did an incredible cover with guitars handling all the work, and that was on my playlist for about a year, until all the juice was sucked out of it. Music that moves you. Music that means something, even if you can’t verbalize what it means. Music with soul.

    • Bunk X says:

      Watermelon In Easter Hay – Frank Zappa

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      It’s iconic. And don’t get me started.

      • Bunk X says:

        What a silly guitar. Like he’s too busy noodling with it to set it down and pick up another to noodle with. Like he’s too much of a perfectionist to adjust a capo when he wants to change chord patterns. Like he’s too untalented to change chords without a capo. Meh.

        • Chunk’s taking down Trump bigly! says:

          I always wondered about those. Guess it was just the sexy factor. Like big hair and spandex pants.

    • Abu Near Chicago says:

      🤔 😎😎😎😎😎
      Yup, the Boss sucketh.

      • Octopus says:

        Ah, go listen to your jazz-fusion collection. 😆

        Actually, I agree about the Boss now. His politics are similar to Loopy Castro’s, in fact. The man hasn’t given away all his millions, though — wonder why that is?

  58. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Another important video.

  59. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Seriously though Joe Walsh visits Daryl Hall’s home studio. It’s unreal good. Daryl’s good but Joe Walsh is unmatched when it comes to rock and roll guitar and vocals. Notice how as good as those guys are he adds a deep, deep soul and a solid time feel. Suddenly you’re immediately taken back in time. 🙂

  60. Pakimon says:

    It a beautiful Sunday morning but Pakimog post video that stand as analogy for Jaguars and Eagles seasons instead of cheerleader floozie pictures.

    Sidenote: Is that beed providing video narration? 😆

  61. Octopus says:

    Shrillary’s Deep South accent always kills me. 😆

  62. Abu Bin Butkus says:

    Leaving mi casa to watch Packers @ Bears with old friends. Can’t wait to get home. Getting older is a funny thing, ain’t it?

  63. rightymouse says:

    Am wrapping presents. Please rescue me! 😆

  64. dezzez says:

    Chuck opines on fapping the flaccid phallus.

  65. Abu Non Grata says:

    Paki’s Eagles are trying to let teh Rams into this game.

    Wait! Muffed punt.

    Never mind. Maybe.

  66. Chunk’s taking down Trump bigly! says:

    What’s the difference between a pun and a fart?

    One’s a shift of wit and one’s a…..well you know. 🥴

  67. Bunk X says:

    Damn. I just realized that if I go to sleep now it’s going to be Monday.