Retro Johnson

Something looks familiar, and someone is not amused.

125 Comments on “Retro Johnson”

  1. Octopus says:

    This lava video is kind of hypnotic, eh? Or as Chunky would say, Da Kine Lava. 😆

  2. rightymouse says:

    Fatass really, really needs to update his avatar. 😆

  3. Octopus says:

    Get in the barrel, Voice Of God. It’s finally your turn. 😆


    Multiple women alleged to CNN that they were subjected to the actor’s inappropriate behavior.
    Morgan Freeman has been accused of sexual misconduct by eight women. Sixteen people spoke to CNN about the actor’s alleged inappropriate behavior, describing multiple troubling incidents throughout his career.

    In all, 16 people spoke to CNN about Freeman as part of this investigation, eight witnesses and eight who claim to be victims.

    A young production assistant said that in the summer of 2015, while she was working on Freeman’s bank heist comedy Going In Style, she was subjected to several months of harassment. She alleged that Freeman repeatedly touched her without permission, resting his hand on her lower back or rubbing her lower back, and frequently made comments about her figure and clothing.

  4. Octopus says:

    This will be the Left’s big diddlin’ dildo today. “Trump A Big Failure! We Have Lots Of Jokes About What A Big Failure He Is!”

    I think the Fat Kid will sober up and realize he needs this summit, eventually. Kudos to Trump for getting the hostages back, and nearly pulling off the greatest diplomatic coup of the century.

  5. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION: Time for some dumpster diving.

    Who knows? You might find that desperately needed $2000. 😆

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      Can he fit that into his important schedule of whining about the NRA ridiculing stupid Leftists?

    • Did not he need that 2K last week? I’m afraid …my mind is going …
      I hate getting older.

      • Octopus says:

        I’m quite sure he didn’t make that nut, despite all the handies he was dishing out behind Safeway between tweets. So what were the repercussions of this latest failure? Time to move again, most likely. At least it’s finally warm out.

    • Bunk X says:

      4 cheeseburgers $4 at McD’s. Great deal. Pickles are included.

      • Octopus says:

        They say that is the best deal on calorie and protein-rich food for your dollar, in the history of commercial food-gathering. I like one double-cheeseburger for $1.29, with a large coffee for another buck. Thanks, Ronald!

        • Abu penis thrice with an lol says:

          When I was in high school I worked at McD’s. When the burgers began to feel crusty the manager would pass them back to the grill team and count it as mgr’s waste. I put them in the steamer, used only for fish sammibuns, and they were awesome. The others I took to school along with pies. Made a few buddies with inedible cherry pies.

          We used to make parfaits in large drink cups. Half-pound Big Macs back in 1978 with grilled onions. Heaven.

          • Octopus says:

            I had a friend who worked at McD’s in high school, and another who worked at Wendy’s. They both had all the free food they could eat, and brought some home, too. Good friends they were, when the munchies were upon us.

            Me, I worked at Little Caesar’s Pizza, the second store the late great Mr. Ilitch opened about two miles away from his first one. No free pizzas to speak of. I think the minimum wage was $1.65/hr, and that’s what I was paid. I quit that for a restaurant called “The Beefeater,” at a princely sum of $3.25/hr, where you could eat all the free food you wanted on your breaks, and the waitresses were hawt and looked down on us high school schlubs. I really liked one of them, and used to listen to her tales of woe with a face full of concern, but then she got pregnant with some older loser’s kid, and quit. The One That Got Away. 😆

          • Bunk X says:

            $1.65 / hr, and I was the best pot scrubber at Perkins Pancake House.

  6. rightymouse says:

    You’d fit right in.

    • rightymouse says:

      Has a grungy beard. Check.
      Always broke. Check.
      Mooches off of family. Check.
      Does dope & drinks too much booze. Check.
      Thinks medical care should be free. Check.
      Thinks college tuition should be free. Check.
      Thinks Government/taxpayers owe him a living. Check.
      Am I missing anything?

  7. Octopus says:

    Now how will the Left attempt to spin this one into something “racist?” Chunky? Any Waddling Orders come down, yet? 😆

  8. Octopus says:

    Oh, your Master is one of those nattering nabobs of negativism, Garage Boy. He won’t like your tone on this.

    • Dezez157 says:

      Money for booze, cigarettes cell phones and sodas, but none for rent.
      And I am betting the liberals even told the loser they were done sending him cash to lay around on Twitter 18 hours everyday.
      Enjoy sleeping in a cardboard box Mr. Neckbeard

  9. Octopus says:

    Check that, Fatass…your Great Streak continues, because the Norks are already trying to crawl back to the table, in their garbled Koranglish kind of way. 😆

    That Official Statement is a gem for the ages of Big-Time Diplomacy. 😆

  10. Octopus says:

    Trump is the eagle, Shrillary the fox, and the rabbit is the Presidency. Or, it’s just Nature being all cruel and shit. 😆

  11. Dezez157 says:

    Chuck will ignore another of the hero’s skirttails he was hanging onto for blog hits, because when the going gets tough, Chuck hides.

    • Octopus says:

      Seger recorded this song back in the ’80’s, and let his “friend” Rod Stewart listen to his new tune shortly before it was due to be released. Surprise! A couple of days later, Stewart released his own cover, and Seger’s was shelved for about 25 years.

      • Bunk X says:

        I never heard that version, but I was also not a big Bob Seger fan.

        • Octopus says:

          It’s a Michigan thing, even though he was big across the nation for a few years. Got too slick during that time, of course. Commercial pressures dumbed it down a bit. “Night Moves” album was the peak, coming right off the “Live Bullet” beast. It was downhill after that.

          But hey…at least you had your Weather Report and Sun Ra albums to dance to at parties. 😉

    • Octopus says:

      Note: That’s not a McDonald’s counter in the first photo, as the company was quick to point out. That is definitely a bum, though. Hi, Bum!

    • rightymouse says:

      Most people wear underwear & check their nether areas before going out in public. I said “most”.

    • rightymouse says:

      More bums.

      • Octopus says:

        Her bum would be okay, if I could be sure she was a “her.” I’m not sure, and that disturbs me. I guess that makes me transphobiewhoobiewhattie. Can I get a look at her mug, before I am judged?

  12. Octopus says:

    Fatass retweeted this idiocy…

    “deliberately”…BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! No shit, Sherl. Is this the kind of scoop Bezos is paying the big bucks for? 😆

  13. Octopus says:

    In a very rare non-self-begging move, Chunky retweeted this:

    $2790 in 11 hours, Chunky took in $8400 in three years, much of it self-donated. That stings the old bum a bit, eh? 😆

  14. Octopus says:

    I like to point out Gus’s rare moments of lucidity, in hopes that he will eventually come to his senses and leave the Sterno, ditchweed and Leftwing idiocy for good. I’m an eternal optimist. He tests me, on this trait.

    Whenever I hear about gun suicide, I always hearken back to a story I heard from a friend in my 20’s who was working as an EMT. A guy stuck a gun in his mouth and blew off the top of his head, but managed to miss the part of his brain that would make you dead if you lost it. He survived. Talked to the guy all the way to the hospital. 😯

  15. Octopus says:

    Little Shitler takes on Publix! 😆

    So much backpfeifengesicht!

  16. Octopus says:

    Oh, no! Yesterday’s “massive failure on all fronts” is turned into today’s successful bargaining tactic! Chunky steps on another rake. 😆

  17. Octopus says:

    The quisling fake conservatives are being funded by libturd money-men. It’s not conspiracy-think anymore — it’s just what’s happening, right out in public.

  18. rightymouse says:

    They are despicable. Bah!!

  19. rightymouse says:

    No, Fatso. You ignorant putz. It’s the other way around. Trump OWNS Rocket Man. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Because Chunky is still trying to believe the libturd story about how Trump is insane, and getting more insaner every day. That everything is working out the way he said it would is kind of tough, for the Idiot Left. 😆

    • Minnow says:

      Righty you are, of course, correct about Barry. I would also add that it is Barry’s enormous ignorance that prevents him from this basic awareness.

      Barry, you are enormous in so many wonderful ways.

  20. Bunk X says:

    This is kinda fun. Ohio Congressman Wayne Hays (D), Sly Stone, Mohammed Ali and an unidentified British jew discuss racism on The Mike Douglas Show, guessing early 70s. The comments on the UToobage are almost as good.

    • rightymouse says:

      “Where do you live, my brutha?” Ouch!

    • Octopus says:

      I just have zero patience for race-baiting talk show guests anymore, even if they’re talking from 30 years ago. Shaddap, Muhammad. Talkin’ bout Elijah Muhammad being the answer to everything. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        What I did learn from this was how much Ali was a militant Muslim.

        • Octopus says:

          He definitely was, when he was going through that phase. That was a hard time to be a black man in America. Many of their best and brightest lights got afflicted with the crazies.

  21. Octopus says:

    An Existential Crisis In Gustavia! 😯

    Later. I need to start weening myself off Twitter. Back in 15 minutes maybe more.
    58 minutes ago
    I literally currently can’t stand this place.
    59 minutes ago
    Such a happy place here. Whew. I need 4 Valiums already and I just got up from a nap.
    1 hour ago
    I see leftists are turning the 1,500 missing kids into a conspiracy theory involving genocide and or sex slave ring……
    1 hour ago
    RT @eliot_woodrich: Okay, I counted, he’s shared this article 27 times. Weirdly enough, the earliest example I could find was May 2017, whe…
    1 hour ago
    RT @eliot_woodrich: There is literally at least a dozen more examples, but I think we can all agree that an article written days after the…
    1 hour ago
    RT @eliot_woodrich: Don’t worry, Glenn doesn’t limit it to the anglosphere.
    1 hour ago
    RT @eliot_woodrich: Huh, guess it’s not the first time….
    1 hour ago
    RT @eliot_woodrich: Hey, look at this interesting, timely article Glenn is sharing for the first time.
    1 hour ago
    I’m shutting down my computer again. Back in an hour.
    3 hours ago

    OMG, what if the Libturd Platform you’ve spent so many years slavishly supporting and retweeting other libturd’s every errant scat turns out to be…REALLY STUPID!! What then?

    I still say you’re welcome over here, Garage Boy. You’ll need a good hosing down, some new threads from the Goodwill, and eventually a paying job with regular hours, but you have some good instincts within you, buried under all the crud. Others may have different opinions, but we all love a good comeback story. Hell, we’d even take Grandmaster Fatass back, if he came up with a decent explanation for all of his insane glurge since 2009. A brain tumor, perhaps. A gun to his head, from a local mosque holding his gluttonous cat hostage. Something like that.

  22. Minnow says:

    ….and another thing… (as my Mother would say)…. the judge threw out Manafort’s request for dropped charges AND I am going on record RIGHT NOW saying that ultimately those charges WILL be dropped.

    As my High School (which I DID finish Charles, unlike your sorry ass) Chemistry teacher would say…. “Something is putrid in Palestine.”

    and for good measure…. Charles, you are a stupid, unlikeable ass wipe.

  23. Bunk X says:

    Another Twitter Spanking.

    • Octopus says:

      That the whole BLM movement is based on utter lies doesn’t seem to enter into the discussion much, does it? Oh, well. This bullshit will pass, in time. That’s inevitable. There will be different bullshit to mull and butt heads together over, in the not too distant future. Which reminds me of a song by a pretty famous guy who died young-ish, after a remarkable life.

      That documentary about George’s life, within and without the Beatles, is a must-watch for any Beatles or music fan. “Living In The Material World.” Check it out when you have a few hours to spend. He was a beautiful and complicated person, with many gifts and many faults.

    • rightymouse says:

      It has been fascinating watching Twitter & Facebook being taken over and managed by liberal (fascist) rules that only apply to one group of people (conservatives) that they (fascists) wish to silence based on their (fascist) rules. Amazing!

  24. rightymouse says:

    This is a classic example of unreal liberal stupidity. Bring on your insanity in November, assholes! Geebus! What a complete dumbass!

  25. rightymouse says:

    Hubby & I went to a wedding this morning and are going out of town tomorrow to be with relatives. Happy times!

    • Octopus says:

      Reported to wife’s brother’s house this morning to help them move, and the process was interrupted by the sudden decline in health of sis-in-law’s 96-year-old mother. She’s not expected to live out the weekend. At the same time, they have to move all their stuff out by Thursday, and believe me, that’s a longshot. So not ready. We did manage to move a bunch of stuff today, but there’s so much more…why do we all have so much stuff? 😯

      • rightymouse says:

        My thoughts & prayers going your way!

        • Octopus says:

          Thanks, ‘Mouse. I’m gonna be fine, but I’m a little worried about the in-laws. They’re really taking on a project here, and now her mother dying right in the middle of it is going to mean two days or more of no moving progress. I think they’re going to need an extension.

          • rightymouse says:

            Keep us posted!

          • rightymouse says:

            Leaving around noon today, but will be sporadically checking in.

          • Octopus says:

            Spent another six hours today, lugging heavy boxes up and down stairs. The Old One is still alive, despite her heart beating slower and slower. Still conscious, too. I guess you don’t live to 95 and 11 months by being a wimp.

          • Octopus says:

            Note: we started really early, to beat the heat. The heat won the race. I’m whipped.

  26. ISTE says:

    Cats are evil.

    They try to kill you.

    However they warn you that you should dial 911 before they attack!. Unfortunately only half a second before you get bitten.

    Watch the eyes, when the eyes do the eye thing you are going to die.

  27. Octopus says:


  28. Octopus says:

    The part where Trump keeps getting proven right, as facts are squeezed out of the Democraptic witch hunt investigation, must really make your aghastness absoluter. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      The only person ranting like a loon every damned day is a ponytailed fat guy with a twenty year old avatar on Twitter.

      Fun Fact: Chunkles pronounces aghast as “egg-hast”. 😆

  29. rightymouse says:

    Come on over to the Right side, Gussy!! 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      He’ll never come over to the Right side.

      That whole “You’re expected to get a job and support yourself instead of being a leech” thing makes it a non-starter. 😆

  30. rightymouse says:

    Hey! Fatso! I dare you to say something horrible about this marvelous deed Trump has done yet again!

  31. Dezez157 says:

    Harass someone with 52 million followers a dozen times a day and wonder why there is some push back, keep that block button busy fatty.

  32. Bunk X says:

    There was a food fight in the swamp.

    May 27, 2018 • 12:07:10pm

    Hey Blind Frog, if you are around.

    My bellyaching was snark. It was based on your comment about manipulated images and how far do you want to carry it?

    Sorry. Should have /// the hell out of it. I stopped using them because some said snark was evident.

    Everything is contentious anymore. I don’t know about a lot of the other users, but I find many times I start a comment and then wipe it out. I don’t know if that is healthy. It happens with images I start and then stop too.

    I know my feelings are based on all the frustration from everything Trump. I am confused.

    He is even affecting the Democrat/Liberal/progressive side of things because here we are debating (arguing/fighting if you choose) over the proper responses to him, the words used or not, or how much or how little we are too optimistic, or too pessimistic about those responses.

    Yeah, it bums me out. And that sucks. Sorry everyone.

    Happy Fucking holiday!

    • Octopus says:

      Happy Fucking Schadenfreude to all my Merry Mockers! 😆

      The Left is eating itself. It’s wonderful to see.

  33. Pakimon says:

    Looks like someone is going to have to dine on dumpster cuisine “as is”. 😆

  34. Pakimon says:

    You better send an e-mail ‘splainig yourself to your corpulent ponytailed master or else he’ll think you’re talking about him. 😆