Breaking News: Charles Johnson Hasn’t Been Linked By Drudge Or Any Other Major Website In Years.

Nope. Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs hasn’t been linked by Drudge in decades, if ever, so we thought we’d help out CJ by messing with a Drudge Headline a bit. It’s a feel-good thang, and it’s all fake, just like Charles Johnson’s bonafides.

Rock on, Charles. Now update your 20 year-old avatar.