Wikipedia Volume 4441

Remember the LGF Calendar featuring the photographic brilliance of Charles Johnson?

Remember when Charles Johnson promoted astroturfing? Yeah, we do. Who you jivin’ with that cosmik debris? (Check out the young George Duke in this vid.)

Yep. A whoppin’ $0.99 per month gets you a heapin’ helpin’ of stupid. Meanwhile, LULU, a website for self-publishing stuff that most sentient publishers would pass on, still sells this:


You catch that? For only $80 you can purchase Volume 4441 of the Wikipedia hardcopy and read all about Little Green Footballs.

On the other hand, you can click this link and not pay a dime.

138 Comments on “Wikipedia Volume 4441”

  1. Octopus says:

    Somebody got rogered good and proper last night…

    Oh damn.
    1 hour ago
    Oh my god.
    1 hour ago
    Oh shit.
    1 hour ago
    1 hour ago
    Kill the black man.
    1 hour ago
    Execute him.
    1 hour ago
    Kill Him.
    2 hours ago
    Solo tu.
    2 hours ago
    Todos tu!
    2 hours ago
    Mis botas.
    2 hours ago

  2. rightymouse says:

    Sharmuta. Pathetic sycophant. The worst one was Irish Rose.

  3. Octopus says:

    “I’m sorry, Charles.” 😥

  4. rightymouse says:

    Looked at some of the links above that go to old Diary of Daedalus links. Lots of folks posting who aren’t here now. 😦

  5. Octopus says:

    I’m estimating Loyola’s chances of beating Michigan on Saturday as “slim and nun.” Another way to put it, is “nun and done.” That’s all for now. 🙂

    • daffy duck says:

      I haz a dilemna. First one is that i just learned that dilemna is spelled dilemma. Been doing it wrong half a century…

      Anywayz, I *should* be rooting for U of M, seeing how they represent our great state, and the BIG10.

      However, if they lose, that helps me vs. my biggest rival(s) in my NCAA bracket.

      They say blood is thicker than water, but I think money is thicker than blood.

      So, suck it U of M!

      • Octopus says:

        That’s fine, Daffy. Good luck to your bracket!

        I’m just wondering how you got that “n” into dilemma, way back when. Like, “damn?”

        • Octopus says:

          Gus’s every living moment is some kind of unholy dilemma. Dilly Dilly!

          • Octopus says:

            Wait just a cotton-pickin’ minute…is that our Garage Boy?! With his feral cat?

          • rightymouse says:

            That’s what I was thinking! 😆

          • Octopus says:

            Lookin like a fisherman whose boat just sank, along with all of his meager belongings. 😦

          • Bunk X says:

          • Bunk X says:

            Heh. Just did a Google reverse image search. Best match is “Bottle.”

          • Pakimon says:


            Gus has that unemployed, garage-dwelling, Twitter addicted mooch look going strong!

            He looks almost exactly like I picture him when doing an Operetta de Gusano™ episode. 😆

          • Bunk X says:

            When one posts one’s own pic, one tends to pick a pic that’s somewhat flattering.
            El Gusano picked his pic, and that’s the best he could come up with.

        • daffy duck says:

          Not sure where i got the N, but I’m not alone.

          Like, one time I was trying to spell “very.” That didn’t look right.

          • rightymouse says:

            Interesting, because I’m a dilemna gal too. I always thought the different spellings were like ‘color’ and ‘colour’.

          • Octopus says:

            I’ve never heard of that before.

          • Octopus says:

            Read further into the “alternate universe” theory and quantum weirdness stuff. So many damnable dilemnas! 😯

            There are other “commonly-known facts” that are completely fictional in reality, that might as well have sprung from alternate universes. Glass doesn’t flow downward over time. Columbus wasn’t dealing with skeptics who thought he would sail off the edge of the flat Earth. Socialism definitely isn’t “kinder” than capitalism.

          • Octopus says:

            Mind blown!

          • Pakimon says:

            Is Ludwig’s new gig making YouTube videos as Dr. Quantum?

            Do the slits represent Iceweasel?

            If so, he needs to shoot those electrons through those bitches slits sideways and see what happens.

            Hopefully, billions won’t die! 😮 😆

    • Abu says:

      My father got his Masters from Loyola in Chicago 1959ish. If the games were contested in my backyard l’d close the blinds.


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  7. rightymouse says:

    Could some savvy person enlighten me on what “Likingonline” is actually??

    • Octopus says:

      It’s a Dhimmicrat Astroturfing company, that spreads their fake news quickly and efficiently across social media. Kudos to Gus for seeing through this kind of bullhockey. I hope they can salvage your boat, Skipper. 🙂

  8. Octopus says:

    Here’s some guitar jamming that doesn’t sound a bit like “Surf’s up, Barry!” 🙂

  9. Octopus says:

    Here’s another strident voice, pledging the destruction of the Old White Patriarchy Of Racist Gun-Nutz. What she doesn’t know, is that even the millenials are buying guns for self-protection and will turn conservative in numbers as they mature, which happens to every generation in the USA.

  10. Octopus says:

    Oh, baby! You ain’t seen nothin’ yet. 😯

    “Free Healthcare For All” is one of the great tragicomic hoaxes of all time, like Teh Warmening, only with more immediate casualties. The rich politicians who use this fantasy to get elected don’t go near the system personally. The horror!

  11. Octopus says:

    Oh, there goes my aching ass again. 😆

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      “Dr. Jeff Roche, another MU counselor, agreed that the debate is worth having, saying, “I think that having discussions like this is the important bit” because individual perspectives depend on the “lens” through which each person views the issue.

      “For instance, you watch Fox News about Milwaukee, and you think every black man in Milwaukee is a murderer or a robber,” Roche remarked.”

      If you do, it’s because YOU ARE a stupid racist, not me.

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  13. rightymouse says:

    Remember that doofus who put up a GoFundMe for McCabe? Well, he should shut it down, because here’s the OFFICIAL one. Donations are pouring in.

    • rightymouse says:

      Fatso should go work for the gummint, get fired for doing illegal things and set up a GoFundme. 😆

  14. rightymouse says:

    Yeah. Well, believe it or not, people change. Just look at Fatso Johnson.

  15. rightymouse says:

    Tofu is actually good for you. It’s in Asian foods a lot, so I grew up eating it. Same with bean sprouts. Try it, ya big dummy!

  16. rightymouse says:

    Rattle? No. We’re laughing at the young man. He obviously is enamored by drama. I think he’s actually amusing. 😆

  17. windbag says:

    Tomorrow is Good Friday as well as Passover. Here’s a band from Israel, singing Psalm 114.

  18. rightymouse says:

    Trump was in Ohio today & made an excellent speech. When he does stuff like this it reminds me of Reagan Fireside Chats that I understand were so effective.

  19. Octopus says:

    Greek Easter is next week.

  20. Bunk X says:

  21. Dezez157 says:

    Talk about projection!

    • Bunk X says:

      Eh, she mocked David Hogg’s rejections by universities and apologized. BFD.

      • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

        He whined publicly and she retweeted with a comment.

        The media told the mobs that this was much worse than Hogg’s insane yet profane attacks on people, which are justifiable because he’s a “victim”.

        And we can’t say anything about victims, unless they’re victims of Bill Clinton or similar, in which case they have no protection or rights.

  22. rightymouse says:

    Ya think so???

  23. rightymouse says:

    Am making potstickers & curried shrimp (my usual appetizers) to to take to friend’s house tonight for Good Friday meal. 🙂

  24. rightymouse says:

    Believe it not, Gussy, I agree. Hillary should keep opening her mouth in public and saying stupid stuff that annoys the Dems and Undecided voters. Us? We laff. 😆

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  27. Bunk X says:

    One of the few cool things Charles has ever linked to: A livecam on a train through the Land of Beed.

  28. rightymouse says:

    Just got back from the Hair Salon getting my hair & toes pampered. I feel soooooooo good! 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Also had lunch with hubby and my beloved MIL. Am blessed that she is such a loving & kind woman. I pray every day that I will be as loving & gracious to my daughters-in-law.

  29. Pakimon says:

    Newsflash: Apparently Charles has managed to lose enough weight to get out his front door and has taken up bicycling again. 😆

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  31. ISTE says:

    I hate three day weekends.

    Please delete my internet.


    • Octopus says:

      That’s the cat’s ass. Which is a saying we have in America. Nice butt, kitty!

      • ISTE says:

        She also has very sharp teeth and very sharp claws.


        • Octopus says:

          My younger daughter, who is living with us while finishing her master’s degree in thinkology, surprised us a few weeks ago by coming home with a dachsund puppy. We weren’t all that pleased with the prospect, as puppies are roughly equal to human babies as problems in the first six-twelve mos. I tried to resist liking the thing. But then, it was too cute, spunky and fearless, chasing George around even though he was rolling his unwelcome little brother at every opportunity with his nose, and then scruffing him with his teeth. Nothing deterred or bothered “Henry.” Stupid name.

          Slowly, over the course of several days, I came to respect the tiny dog’s doggedness. He’s got something. Even George is tolerating him…they nearly cuddled the other day, watching TV, until Henry nipped George’s tail and got rolled for it. I know they’re going to be friends, eventually.

          You can see he’s a problem child.

          They watched me cleaning up their poo, the day before we left them with the sitter for Florida. They lost, or gained respect for me. I have no idea. I just have to clean up the poo.

  32. Octopus says:

    Michigan is going to the championship game on Monday night, after a muy stressful game just now. Go Blue!

    Sorry, Sister Mean. 😉

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  35. rightymouse says:

    Happy Easter to all Christians! The Lord has risen! 🙂

  36. Pakimon says:

    Happy Easter to all my fellow stalkers and stalkerettes! 😀

  37. rightymouse says:

    Allow me to go down memory lane with a transcript of Sarah Palin’s speech at the RNC Convention in 2008. She was the reason I voted for McCain that year. Terrific speech. Makes Hillary look like an infantile idiot.

  38. rightymouse says:

    Fatso just donated $200 to his failing GoFundMe campaign. Good timing it was looking ugly.

  39. rightymouse says:

    Let the libs have yet another meltdown. 😆

  40. rightymouse says:

    Well, Gussy, good for you! Charlton Heston WAS the President of the NRA from 1998 to 2003.

  41. Octopus says:

    This spring’s hottest new fashion trend is very low-rise jeans. Watch out for these.

    • ISTE says:

      I can already predict that this fashion will be short lived.

      I can think of at least three reasons.Well four.

      Previous pregnancies kinda um wrinkle the exposed area.

      C Sections although usually the scar is discrete, it still shows at the “bikini line”

      There is going to be an itchy stubble problem.

      The fourth reason that very low rise jeans will be a failure is there does not seem to be enough space to house a dormant, inactive penis. Imagine a fully awake penis penis penis LOL being constricted in jeans like that!

      Not buying any…..

      Will continue to buy oversize jeans.

      Lots of ballroom so my happy parts can dance!!!!

      • Octopus says:

        That was my attempt at an April Fool’s Joke. 😆

        Those pants are stupid. Not many people could pull them off. Or on.

    • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

      Only those who you wish didn’t will wear them. Expect lotsa muffin action.

  42. Bunk X says:

    Sun’s up in Norway according to the live train cam.

  43. Bunk X says: