Pheew. 64 year old Magical Jazzy Ponytailed Paleo-Liberal Charles Johnson Calls 69 year old Mustachioed John Bolton a Paleo-Conservative Bigot Because Pamela Geller.

Here are four simple observations:

  • Charles Foster Johnson is an idiot.
  • Nobody agitates for war, except our enemies.
  • Pam Pam Pam Pam Pam Robert Pam.
  • Charles Foster Johnson is an idiot.

Then there are these inane LGF chitterlings:

Anders Breivik? Do you LGF EchoMonkeys really wanna go there? Well, there you go.

91 Comments on “Pheew. 64 year old Magical Jazzy Ponytailed Paleo-Liberal Charles Johnson Calls 69 year old Mustachioed John Bolton a Paleo-Conservative Bigot Because Pamela Geller.”

  1. Dezez157 says:

    [Deleted. Sorry, Dezez157. No offense, but that’s just wrong. Pamela Geller never said those things about Charles Johnson.- Briareus]

    • Octopus says:

      She may not have said it, but it’s true nonetheless. Chunky has a fetish involving bicycle seats and children. And his nose. Can I prove it? No. Just want to hear him deny it on Twitter.

  2. Minnow says:

    Charles is so far left, he wraps around and then begins spilling out in a most embarrassing way.

    RIP Charles.

  3. Octopus says:

    A human helping another human in dire need. No begging bowl required.

  4. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Chunky courageously stands once again against those extremists who are against violent Islamic extremism. What a dipshit.

  5. rightymouse says:

    Jim Carrey & Fatass Johnson should hook up.

  6. rightymouse says:

    Looks like Gussy got some $$ for ditchweed and/or booze.

  7. Octopus says:

    How many comics are doing really dirty jokes and non-PC stuff anymore? Is Attell still doing his thing? I’m going to see him with the wife and millennial kids in a few weeks — I’ll let you know. Here’s some of his act from a few years back, which made me laff spasmodically. 🙂

  8. Octopus says:

    Chunky retweets this glurge, full of fake news and misinformation. Good grief, Fatass! 😆

  9. Octopus says:

    “Okay, fuck you, Bob! Why won’t you return my texts, phone calls, tweets, signs outside your apartment, or even look back at me while I’m lumbering after you down the street, calling your name? I’m starting to develop really bad feelings towards you, Bob. Be a real shame if your place burned down.”

  10. Bunk X says:

    I don’t see Charles in the line up.

  11. rightymouse says:

    “LGF chitterlings” 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Actually, chitlins aren’t bad so long as they’ve been simmered in vinegar with chilies & then lathered withTabasco.

      • Octopus says:

        Still haven’t tried them. I had a black suitemate in college who put me off them forever, talking about some bad ones he’d had growing up in Detroit. Apparently, if they aren’t cleaned and cooked properly, you can smell and taste the…well, pigshit. And that’s not good.

  12. rightymouse says:

    Teenagers and leftists are out marching today for gun control (read: confiscation).
    This David Hogg dude should read up on what happened to another useful idiot of the left & their pals in the media: Cindy Sheehan.

  13. Octopus says:

    I can’t, with this kid. 😆

    The signs….oh, me achin’ arse…

    • rightymouse says:

      • Octopus says:

        Hollywood Star-Students: “Guns For We, But Not For Thee.”

        Bunch of deluded asswipes. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Hogg fits right in with Fonda & her ilk…

      • Octopus says:

        He’s got a nice little fascist streak in him. Wants Kids to kontrol all the tech devices, for example, because Parents Are Stooped. He’d have fit right in with the Cultural Revolution in China, or the Pol Pot Re-Educators in Cambodia.

    • Bunk X says:

      Just occurred to me that there’s a visual similarity between Henry Fonda, David Hogg, David Byrne and Banjo Boy, and not in that order.

  14. ISTE says:

    Just did a quick research project on Stormy Daniels at pornhub and highest rating I can find is 79%

    Most of her video ratings are in the mid 50s percent.

    If you are going to do it at least do it with one of the 100 percenters.


  15. Octopus says:

    I’m so geeked-up for this Michigan game, I’m over-serving myself with homebrew. I better log off for awhile.

    • Octopus says:

      OMFG, this first half. Michigan has more turnovers than FGs, Mo is scoreless from the field, and they’re up by 1 pt. I have to believe in Second-Half Moritz. This crazy German is streaky as hell, and he needs to get hit in the face a couple of times to get him angry. I hope this first half is that Backpfeifengesicht he so sorely deserves. 🙂

  16. Octopus says:

    Deeply-closeted Clooney has his hand up the kid’s behind in this photo. Shameful!

  17. Octopus says:

    Nobody here cares the Wolverines are Final Four-bound, and that’s just fine. Defense is lost on most people. They’re all into themselves and their hometown teams, too. Okay, fine.

  18. rightymouse says:

    The irony of his past at LGF is gob-smacking. LOLOLOL!

  19. Octopus says:

    This is a nice collection for your liberal pals. 😆


    The 20 Worst Quotes From Louis Farrakhan, Liberal America’s Favorite Racist
    John Hawkins John Hawkins |Posted: Mar 24, 2018 12:01 AM

    The 20 Worst Quotes From Louis Farrakhan, Liberal America’s Favorite Racist

    David Duke and Richard Spencer have small numbers of fringe supporters and they’re considered to be pariahs on the Right. Just to give you a rough idea of their support, even the unreliable and highly suspect Southern Poverty Law Center estimates that there are only somewhere between 5,000-8,000 KKK members in the United States. In other words, those numbers could be high by a substantial amount. In addition, Duke and Spencer are universally reviled by every mainstream conservative publication and no Republican in Congress wants to be associated with them. In fact, the only reason anyone talks about either of them at all is because the liberal media incessantly builds them up and amplifies their message in an effort to tie them to Republicans who want nothing to do with them.

    On the other hand, the dishonorable Louis Farrakhan’s Nation of Islam is estimated to have somewhere between 20,000-50,000 members. Farrakhan has met with a number of liberal celebrities including Stevie Wonder, Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Mary J. Blige, Ice Cube, Chuck D, Ludacris, 50 Cent, DMX, T.I., Busta Rhymes, C Lo Green, Kendrick Lamar, The Game, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Jada Pinkett and Will Smith. Left-wing social media network Twitter, which has made a big deal about publicly pulling the accounts of prominent racists, has allowed Farrakhan’s account to stay up. At least seven Democrats, including “California Reps. Maxine Waters and Barbara Lee, Illinois Rep. Danny Davis, Indiana Rep. Andre Carson, Minnesota Rep. Keith Ellison, New York Rep. Gregory Meeks and Texas Rep. Al Green” have taken meetings with Farrakhan while in Congress and there are many other prominent Dems (including Rahm Emanuel) who have cozied up to him. Even former President Barack Obama is connected to Farrakhan. Not only did he take a side by side smiling picture with him, the Nation of Islam has actually worked on his political campaigns.

    All of this is despite Farrakhan openly preaching his hatred of whites, Jews and America for decades. The same people who will claim racism is involved if there’s a hard rain have gravitated toward Farrakhan not in spite of, but because of statements like this:

    1) “The die is set, and Malcolm shall not escape, especially after such evil foolish talk about his benefactor, Elijah Muhammad. Such a man as Malcolm is worthy of death.” — Louis Farrakhan in 1964 on Malcolm X, who was later murdered by Nation of Islam members.

    2) “Now that nation called Israel, never has had any peace in forty years and she will never have any peace because there can never be any peace structured on injustice, thievery, lying and deceit and using the name of God to shield your dirty religion under His holy and righteous name.” — Louis Farrakhan in 1984.

    3) “The Jews don’t like Farrakhan, so they call me Hitler. Well, that’s a good name. Hitler was a very great man.” — Louis Farrakhan in 1984.

    4) “Murder and lying comes easy for white people.” — Louis Farrakhan in 1994.

    5) “Many of the Jews who owned the homes, the apartments in the black community, we considered them bloodsuckers because they took from our community and built their community but didn’t offer anything back to our community. When the Jews left, the Palestinian Arabs came, Koreans came, Vietnamese…and we call them bloodsuckers.” — Louis Farrakhan in 1995.

    6) “They call them [Hezbollah] terrorists, I call them freedom fighters…No one asks why they would do such a thing. Why would they do such a thing? What has driven them to this point? That’s what the UN, the U.S. and Europe doesn’t want to deal with because the Zionists have control in England, in Europe, in the United States and around the world.” — Louis Farrakhan in 1996.

    7) “Qaddafi is hated because he is the leader of a small country that is rich, but he uses his money to finance liberation struggles. And since he’s financing liberation struggles against imperialists and Zionists and oppressors, the Zionists hate him, the imperialists hate him, the neo-colonialists hate him, America hates him. Well, you must be all three. I love him.” — Louis Farrakhan in 1996.

    8) “A decree of death has been passed on America. The judgement of God has been rendered and she must be destroyed…” — Louis Farrakhan in 1997.

    9) “The Jews have been so bad at politics they lost half their population in the Holocaust. They thought they could trust in Hitler, and they helped him get the Third Reich on the road.” — Louis Farrakhan in 1998.

    10) “White people are potential humans – they haven’t evolved yet.” — Louis Farrakhan in 2000.

    11) “The white man is our mortal enemy, and we cannot accept him. I will fight to see that vicious beast go down into the lake of fire prepared for him from the beginning that he never rise again to give any innocent black man, woman or child the hell that he has delighted in pouring on us for 400 years.” — Louis Farrakhan in 2002.

    12) “I’m not into integration. I ain’t for that. God told the Jews, he didn’t want you intermarrying with others. But you disobeyed him. He don’t want us uniting into this that he’s come to judge. You can’t integrate with wickedness if you want righteousness.” — Louis Farrakhan in 2003.

    13) “The final thing is the destruction. The Honorable Elijah Muhammad told us of a giant Mother Plane that is made like the universe, spheres within spheres. White people call them unidentified flying objects (UFOs). Ezekiel, in the Old Testament, saw a wheel that looked like a cloud by day, but a pillar of fire by night. The Hon. Elijah Muhammad said that that wheel was built on the island of Nippon, which is now called Japan, by some of the original scientists. It took 15 billion dollars in gold at that time to build it. It is made of the toughest steel. America does not yet know the composition of the steel used to make an instrument like it. It is a circular plane, and the Bible says that it never makes turns. Because of its circular nature it can stop and travel in all directions at speeds of thousands of miles per hour. He said there are 1,500 small wheels in this Mother Wheel, which is a half mile by-a-half-mile. This Mother Wheel is like a small human built planet. Each one of these small planes carry three bombs.” — Louis Farrakhan in 2011.

    14) “L. Ron Hubbard himself was and is trying to civilize white people and make them better human beings and take away from them their reactive minds … Mr. Hubbard recognized that his people have to be civilized.” — Louis Farrakhan in 2011.

    15) “Another method (of depopulation) is disease infection through bio-weapons such as Ebola and AIDS, which are race targeting weapons. There is a weapon that can be put in a room where there are Black and White people, and it will kill only the Black and spare the White, because it is a genotype weapon that is designed for your genes, for your race, for your kind.” — Louis Farrakhan in 2014.

    16) “White people deserve to die, and they know, so they think it’s us coming to do it.” — Louis Farrakhan in 2015.

    17) “It is now becoming apparent that there were many Israelis and Zionist Jews in key roles in the 9/11 attacks. Israelis had foreknowledge of the attacks… We know that many Jews received a text message not to come to work on September 11.” – Louis Farrakhan in 2015.

    18) “I don’t know what the hell the fight is about over the Confederate flag. We need to put the American flag down. Because we’ve caught as much hell under that as the Confederate flag. Who are we fighting today? It’s the people that carry the American flag.” — Louis Farrakhan in 2015.

    19) “Osama Bin Laden didn’t destroy the Twin Towers. That was a false-flag operation to take the world’s attention away from the great disunity in America after George W. Bush stole the election.” — Louis Farrakhan in 2016.

    20) “America will never be made great again. Her days of greatness are over. The God of justice has come.” — Louis Farrakhan in 2017.

  20. Octopus says:

    Can I assume the leather-bound S&M shops and their sassy patrons will be shuttered and silenced? All the shoes and belts will be confiscated, too? 😆

  21. Octopus says:

    Speaking of eating things, there’s this:

  22. Octopus says:

    Chunky just called all the Hollywood creeps, “children.” 😆

  23. Minnow says:

    “New York (AFP) – Porn actress Stormy Daniels will on Sunday sit for a highly-anticipated interview that could shed new light on the affair she says she had with Donald Trump a decade before his election as president.”

    Who the Eff cares what Donald Trump did in this regard ten years before becoming President? Suddenly this matters? Bill Clinton’s lawlessness (not just poor judgement – but lawlessness) was swept under the rug at every opportunity by the media back in the day.

    But now, the media is strutting around thumping their chests about this?

    What in the fuck is wrong with people?

    And OH BY THE WAY Stormy, why were YOU effing a married man?

    This is all digusting nonsense that ougth to be left alone. Butno, we will be reading about vaginal intercourse and unprotected sex for the next week or two…

  24. Bunk X says:

    So the missus and I have been searching for a good series to bingewatch on Saturday nights. Bloodline is pretty good. We’re only into the first season, and already the protagonist (Danny) has been killed off by the family. I’m in.

    • Octopus says:

      Been meaning to check out “Bloodline.” Sounds innaresting.

      Got caught up on “Homeland” this week — not sure why I’m still watching, but the show does have its moments.

  25. Bunk X says:

    Just two more to go before I sweep the sidebar. 2018 is the last year for the Hollerin’ Contest at Spivey’s Corner North Carolina. Leonard Emanuel was a hoot. Literally.

  26. Bunk X says:

    Yep. One last crack sweeps it.

    • Octopus says:

      My sister was friends with Buddy Hackett’s son at Michigan State in the mid-’70’s. That is all. 😆