Charles Johnson. What a Hero. So where do we start?

One discourages mass murder, the other advertises an easy target.

More news has come out regarding the deranged gunman who killed 17 at Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, with more proof that it was ultimately law enforcement failure that allowed Nikolas Cruz to achieve his psychotic goal. That’s right. Laws and procedures were already enacted and n place to stop this fuckface, but they were not enforced.

So who does the left blame? Donald Trump, the GOP, Marco Rubio, the NRA, and Dana Loesch. None of the MSM pundits blame the asswipe who did it, Nikolas Cruz, and none of them blame the local police or FBI for ignoring the clues, threats and tips.

And so does Charles Johnson, who brags that he lives in a gated community and owns a Mossberg assault weapon.

Some students sought to speak to the POTUS directly, while others were apparently given scripts and used as props by CNN to advocate for more firearm restrictions. These kids are distraught and grieving for their lost friends, and they’re vulnerable to manipulation.

So let’s discuss this civilly. Here’s a comment from the thread above:

Guilt-By-Association-Monger Charles Johnson promotes deranged followers calling for torture of people with dissenting opinions. Then there’s this:

Yes, and that father demanded security measures comparable to those in other government facilities, like courthouses and Barbara Streisand’s Malibu McMansion.

So did Charles Johnson blame the Parkland school shooting on Dana Loesch like he blamed Pamela Geller for Anders Breivik‘s mass slaughter?

Yeah. He did.

Dana Loesch met Charles @Lizardoid Johnson years ago but he erased his account content. After ongoing unwarranted harassment, this was her assessment:

Charles, you’re a 64 year old tool.

170 Comments on “Charles Johnson. What a Hero. So where do we start?”

  1. Octopus says:

    Chunky has yet to win a Twitter-war, or even a skirmish. His record is perfect in that way, just as his other Streak of being wrong about every issue since 2009 is spotless. 😆

  2. Octopus says:

    A great collection of facts and stats about gun ownership and mass-shootings. It’s a far more complicated issue than most people realize. I was saying the other day, they should have armed and trained security in schools, but there’s a good point against that, given that the chances of such a person needing to jump in and save a school from a sicko are vanishingly small — and the guy with this job in Florida disappeared when the shooting began. Arming teachers seems like a better plan, but there are going to be some disgruntled teachers (a couple, at least) who go off and shoot colleagues or students — I can guarantee this would happen, at some point. Teachers are stressed, despite having their summers off to unwind.

    Ben Shapiro might have the best “solution,” along with the infernal FBI actually doing their job instead of pursuing political errands for the Deep State.

  3. Octopus says:

    Remind you of anyone? Someone with a crippling Twitter-addiction, and the inability to form real relationships with anyone? Oversharing constantly?

  4. Octopus says:

    CNN Asswipes cover themselves with “glory” after tragedy:

    Fake News Channel doesn’t even pretend to be unbiased anymore — their libturd belief system will now be making the news fit their narrative, no matter the cost.

  5. Minnow says:

    ….and meanwhile, at Drudge, the banner headline in RED reds that Trump’s approval rating is now at 50%.

    I will now translate this for Charles…. This means that Trump’s ACTUAL approval rating is in the 80% range, but the pollsters do not want to admit this. Admitting to this would be suicidal and no one would ever do that…

    But, we all know. and it makes us happy! President Trump has been a godsend for our country and as each day passes, more people are figuring this out.

    Of course, people like Nancy Pelosi, Chuckie Schumer etc (oh, and Charles) are so blinded by their ignorance and hate that this only stimulates them into an emotional, idiotic frenzy that we read about endlessly day after day.

    To pause and contemplate Barrack Hussein Obama and his blatant ass fucking of this country for eight years, or worse to contemplate Hillary as president now, puts the Trump success into clear focus for those of us with an IQ above 62.

    Thank God for Donald Trump. Go USA!


    • rightymouse says:

      Exactly! His actual approval ratings are through the roof! Just read that Ohio Gov. Kasich may try for 2020 as an independent. What a fool. Trump would clean his clock. Again. LOL!

  6. rightymouse says:

    Charles Fatass Johnson exploiting yet another tragedy. Asshole.

  7. Minnow says:

    Oh yeah, I forgot…. Go Ivanka!!!!

    (that was for you Charles)

  8. Octopus says:

    But they’re doing a bang-up job of investigating Trump’s Russian Gonnexion. Indicted a few ham sandwiches, I believe. Good work, Feebs!

    • Minnow says:

      The entire organization should be scrapped with everyone but a skeleton crew fired immediately. This rot is NOT just in the top echelons as the media would have us believe. This rot is endemic throughout the organization. Then rehire some, and/or rehire new (hmmmm…. veterans for example!) with a new employee handbook created by some like John Kelly or Jim Mattis.

      Drain the effing swamp.

  9. windbag says:

    The left is insane. Weep for humanity. A kid in Louisiana was investigated as a threat because someone saw him draw a square root sign and thought it was a gun. That says so much about our culture. Scientifically and historically ignorant.

    I was impressed that a school kid in Louisiana knew what a square root was.

  10. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    Stalker Charles-level wokeness in action:

  11. rightymouse says:

    Am watching Trump’s CPAC speech on Hannity. Am clapping & laughing. 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      He was great. I love that he’s succeeding, and that his numbers are better than the Empty Suit’s ever were. Making fun of his own hair and baldspot was the crowning touch. Took that lame insult away from the Idiot-Left for good.

  12. Octopus says:

    Watched “Only The Brave” just now….hoo boy. It’s not the feel-good movie of the winter, but it tells its true story in a very effective way. I won’t throw out any spoilers, in case you want to experience the suspense that I did — we had forgotten it was a true story, until the end.

  13. Octopus says:

    That’s so cute, Fatass — quoting Axios, who’s supposedly quoting anonymous “West Wing Sources” who don’t know what Trump is going to do about anything. Good Lord, Chunky — do you even hear yourself? Do you read the shit you’re tweeting out? 😆

  14. Octopus says:

    I needed this laff riot to cheer me up after the movie. 😆

    I just can’t pretend to take Canada seriously anymore, after seeing this boyband-reject running the country. I took way too much glee out of the USA Women’s Hockey team beating Canada in the Olympics, the other day — I spent most of the evening working the Canadian crybabies on the hockey forums I used to spend too much time on, before my Red Wings went into rebuilding/embrace the suck mode. Canadian hockey tears are every bit as delicious as Libturd American tears, with an added spritz of Anti-American sauce for flavoring.

  15. Octopus says:

    I would love to see an article using the same structure and format, detailing Gus’s depradations of various kindly landlords, roomies and unsuspecting squatter-harborers. I think it would turn out to be just as horrifying. 😯

  16. rightymouse says:

    No we don’t.

    • Octopus says:

      We really don’t. A gun is a machine, built for its intended purpose, and it just stays put until needed. Like the electric hedge-trimmers, and the power drill. All in their place, not bothering anyone. Nice to know they’re oiled and ready, should the need for their services arise.

    • Bunk X says:

      When you have nothing to steal you are not a target.

  17. Octopus says:

    All the hysterical screeching, lies and trumped-up charges with failed investigations have completely failed to dent President Trump’s popularity. I guess he’s not “going completely insane right before our eyes,” as Chunky puts it in about five tweets per week. That would be you, Fatass, who’s lying on the bunker floor in a puddle of your own vomit and urine, screaming hysterically for his Mommy. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      And we know that the numbers are probably higher. They certainly got the election all wrong.

  18. Octopus says:

    Dear Bob,

    Why won’t you answer my calls, tweets, emails, knocks on the door, plane flying over your house trailing the message, “Please call me, Bob?” Okay, not the last one, I can’t begin to afford such a thing with my GoFundMe gone dead as a doornail. But why hast thou forsaken me? 😥

    • Octopus says:

      I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say the old gal is experiencing some hormonal issues. Looks good on her, though. 🙂

  19. rightymouse says:

    I will be avoiding flying Delta as much as possible.

  20. Dezez157 says:

    @Stonekettle is a total ass-wipe just like Chuck, a fascist punk who thinks he has a right to dictate the rights of others.

  21. Octopus says:

    Remember when Fatass was pimping “Zooborns,” trying to gain clicks and popularity by showing the little infants of nature? Yeah, that failed for him, like everything else since he cratered his successful conservative, anti-Islamofascist blog in 2009. Yeesh, the number of failed attempts to rekindle popularity since then! 😯

    Here he’s pushing a video I saw a couple of days ago, on another site that is quite popular by today’s internet standards. No doubt Chunky saw it there, and decided to pretend he’d discovered it for his 11 sycophants. Fail! We will provide the link here, so none of us at this more-popular blog will help feed his habit.

  22. Octopus says:

    I don’t know which gold medal is sweeter, between the women’s hockey win over the frickin’ Canadian sourdoughs, or the American men’s win over the same bitter-clingers in curling, their second national sport. Oh, they’re a sad lot, tonight. Fuck you, Canada! 😆

  23. Octopus says:

    Still no commentary from Chunky about Trump’s poll-numbers being higher than the Unicorn Messiah’s ever were. Why is that? You’d think Fatass would want to shred the American populace for being a bunch of insane stupidos, or something. That strategy has worked so well for the Dhimmicratic Party in recent years, especially in New York City, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago and Ann Arbor. Not so well in other areas, but let’s keep hammering away!

  24. Octopus says:

    Man, this place is Deadsville. Needs some Detroit soul music. Like celery salt, it can fix any recipe.

    Bob Seger was 30 when he released the album and single, “Beautiful Loser.” While the live version on “Live Bullet” later became the popular radio play, combined with “Traveling Man,” the original hit me first in ’75 as a great comeback song for a guy I’d loved in my childhood with songs like “Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Man” and “Heavy Music.” Time was more compressed then, or something.

    Listening to this song now makes me recall the way a series of Seger songs seemed to reflect the things I was going through as a young man, even though he was 14 years older than me. He was my older brother, singing his life. By the time he was 30, he’d been on the road earning his living for over ten years, without breaking through and becoming a wealthy star, while watching a lot of lesser talents and one-hit wonders make major bank. He had kids and a wife, and had to leave them most of the time to earn a meager living. That was all about to change when this album and “Live Bullet” came out, followed by “Night Moves” and a couple of slick commercial albums that made him millions.

  25. Octopus says:

    “So-called president” is killing it, as president. More popular than Obama ever was. None of your hysterical screeching, echoing the Waddling Orders of your leader, George Soros, has made any kind of difference. Where do you go from here, Fatass? 😆

  26. rightymouse says:

    Morning!! Hubby & I had dinner out last night with friends at a very fancy-schmancy restaurant. The economy must be great because the place was packed. 🙂 Was good to see. Hubby turned a bit green when the bill came, but I just chalked it up to all the wine he had guzzled. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      I never fret about a huge dinner bill, because we always plan for it in advance. You know what you’re in for, if you look at the menu and prices online before you go. One time we were surprised (shocked, really) in Greece when the bill came and they had charged our big party for every scrap of bread and bottle of tapwater, as well as an extra fee for being at the best table right on the beach, a few feet away from the gentle lapping of the Mediterranean waves. That bill was over $1000 Euros, and we had to collect from a bunch of drunk college kids and a few of their tipsy parents. 😆

  27. rightymouse says:

    Donk response to GOP House Intelligence Committee memo finally released. Saturday. Heavily redacted.

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky’s not raving about this long-awaited “knockout punch.” I guess it doesn’t mean the end of Trump’s presidency, and his staying out of prison. 😆

  28. rightymouse says:

    Mona Charen of the National Review rebukes Trump and LePen at CPAC. Gets escorted out.

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      I have small question.

      Now that the election is over, why is the alleged child molestation not being talked about?

      Seems not important until election; seems not important after election.

      So that means it seems to have been about the election.

      So we no longer care about the “children”?

    • rightymouse says:

      He’s a wonderful man for sure! Politics may harm rather benefit him. Too many people out there prefer the McCains and Jeb Bush types.

      • Octopus says:

        Yeah, I really wouldn’t wish the grasping, money-grubbing lifestyle of the typical pol on a good person. I just wish a few more of our elected reps would have more sense, and good conservative instincts like Rowe.

      • rightymouse says:

        For some reason, Washington ruins a lot of decent people. Look at Trey Gowdy. I once had high hopes for him.

  29. rightymouse says:

    Joke for the day from an old friend.

    Three women and three men are travelling by train to the football game.

    At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket.

    “How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?” asks one of the men.

    “Watch and learn,” answers one of the women.

    They all board the train.

    The three men take their respective seats but all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door.
    Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.
    He knocks on the toilet door and says, “Ticket, please. ”The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.

    The conductor takes it and moves on.

    The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip
    and save some money.

    When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don’t buy
    any ticket at all!!
    “How are you going to travel without a ticket?” asks one perplexed man.

    “Watch and learn,” answer the women.

    When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet, and the three women cram into a toilet just down the way.
    Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.
    She knocks on their door and says, “Ticket please.”

    I’m still trying to figure out why men think they are smarter than women.

  30. Octopus says:

    We’re not smart, but we can lift heavy things and fight. 😆

  31. Octopus says:

    McCain’s in it up to his eyeballs, doofus. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Yep. Big time. Didn’t he give a copy of the dossier to the FBI?

      • Octopus says:

        Yes, he did. He’s Deep State all the way, one of the most offended cucks in Washington when Trump rolled them all in the primaries and general election. I feel sorry for him that he’s got cancer, but he needed to retire a long time ago.

  32. Octopus says:

    Heheheh….really, now? Trump is shredded 24/7 by every media outlet in the world, aside from just a few. The hysteria against him on Twitter is deafening, if you bother tuning into it, which I mostly don’t. Every late night “comedian” is trying to out-do the others in Trump-hate.

    It takes a special kind of stupid to be Brian Stelter, or to retweet him as Chunky does here.

    Note: His popularity is STILL five points higher than Obama’s ever was. Suck it, Libturds! 😆

    • Dezez157 says:

      Chuck, could you possibly be any more clueless?
      And no, I wont hold your bottle of piss so you can accept that challenge.

  33. Bunk X says:

    • Octopus says:

      Just change the name, from scary “AR-15,” which means “assault rifle 2015” to idiot libturds, to something less threatening. Maybe “Liberty,” or “Justine.” I wouldn’t recommend “Charlene,” though…there’s an uncomfortable movie connection.

  34. Octopus says:

    She did apologize for this unfortunate moment of peeve.

  35. Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

    Wha? Rejecting an Olympic silver medal is a totally classy act and righteous protest against the injustice of you not winning everything you want. I personally expect no less from the Canucks I’ve encountered.

    • Octopus says:

      Please let them all run, Jesus. 😆

      The skeletons in their closets are doing jumping-jacks to get ready for their moments.

  36. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Because this is funny.

  37. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    I like this one because the dipshit bass player was really offended by it. LOL!

  38. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Oh yeah. This makes me happy.

  39. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    This guy’s a scream. He has a special on Netflix which is all funny. But this contained his gym cancellation bit.

    I have no idea why Colbert’s band is playing Latin Jazz from the ’70s since everyone not only hates Jazz, they want to kill anyone who keeps playing it. LOL! I guess he just wants more people to hate him.

  40. Octopus says:

    Chunky sure has deteriorated, eh? 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Objection! Asked and answered. 😆

      I don’t see why they don’t all just marry each other, and raise up some blue-lipped fashion mavens of their own.

    • rightymouse says:

      I’ve read about these three. Oy! 😯

      • poteen2 says:

        I think it would be a successful reality show. Get David Attenborough to narrate the mating rituals of the genitally confused. GenitAliens as it were.
        From clothing choices for a night on the town to fluid gender choices for hook-ups it promises to be non stop hilarity.

        • Bunk X says:

          I self identify as a walnut. Eat me.

        • Octopus says:

          I think the show would work best as a nature documentary on Animal Planet or Discovery. Play it straight (heheh) with serious-sounding narration, and go through various scenes in the daily lives of these curious creatures. Talk about their protective coloration clashing with their male peacocking instincts, struggles with substance abuse, and clumsy efforts to mate with conventional humans. Hilarity will ensue, at least for one season.

  41. Dezez157 says:

    And yet Chuck lacks the courage to be seen in public.

  42. Octopus says:

    Time for this kid to stop hogging the national spotlight. As C.W. Cooke illustrated so easily, David is just a mixed-up kid who needs to grow up. A stint in the armed services might help.

  43. Octopus says:

    Heheh. Classic.

  44. Octopus says:

    Elon Musk will go down in history as the P.T. Barnum of his age. I just wonder if he’ll escape prison time, once the public turns on him as he is revealed to be an utter fraud.

    • KGB says:

      I read that this morning, too. What separates Musk from Solyndra in terms of being a drain on the public coffers?

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      I feel sorry for the investors suckered in by his con man talk and rotating schemes. “Tesla” inspired electric super-cars, solar roof shingles (sold by his cousin), space rockets sending profitable payloads to space and finally (and ridiculously) condos on Mars. I mean, I don’t mind futurism but I wouldn’t give more than 5 bucks to Isaac Asimov for a good spun tale. This guy’s bilking people out of billions and he and his honchos will jump ship at the appropriate time keeping their money.

  45. rightymouse says:

    This article reminds me that we haven’t seen ISTE for a while.

  46. Dezez157 says:

  47. Octopus says:

    At first I snorted in derision at this story, but then I realized the Unicorn Messiah was absolutely right. He didn’t have any scandals that embarrassed him and his idiotic cohorts — they were practically immune from media scrutiny, and they were incapable of being embarrassed, due to their iron-clad convictions of moral and intellectual superiority.

    Even a stopped-clock, I guess.

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      They’re not going to speak to anyone that doesn’t further the cause, up to and including smearing survivors as liars if they dare to speak up.

  48. Octopus says:

    This article is a pip:

    Our moral and intellectual superiors in the Self-Identified Liberal MSM are talking about guns — us redneck hillbillies best stop humping our close relatives and listen up! 😆

  49. Octopus says:

    Oh, I believe her! Whatever she says about Trump to get out of Thai jail, has got to be true.

  50. Octopus says:


  51. Octopus says:

    Buzzfeed’s going after Pam’s kids hard — they’re going to do everything possible to destroy their Instagram fame.

  52. rightymouse says:

    Hope Hicks has resigned. Trump needs to find tougher people. Washington is a snake pit.

  53. Dezez157 says:

    Chuck again proves he is an obtuse clown, if a fat lazy twitter troll has the story, he stole it, copied and pasted it, and pretends its a secret, what a fat POS!

  54. Octopus says:

    I find this a very worthy enterprise. YMMV.

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  56. Bunk X says: