Watching The Defectives

Wow. We’re second behind wonkette? I’m surprised she hasn’t left the country and moved into a luxury closet in Bernie’s chalet in St. Petersburg. Meanwhile, Little Green Footballs has continued its slide in popularity, and of those 64K+ more popular blogs in the US, there are undoubtedly a significant number that post nothing more than cute cat videos and salad recipes.

Meanwhile, we need to address the graph. For some reason Alexa skews the vertical axis, but we’re happy to correct the anomaly.

Good job, Charles. We love ya, man.

[Update: Related post here.]

206 Comments on “Watching The Defectives”

  1. rightymouse says:

    Fatso is such a loser!

  2. Octopus says:

    Almost three years, and only $8100 raised, much of it self-donated. Not a rousing success!

  3. Octopus says:

    How is this not a million times more racist than the word “shithole?” 😆

    I haven’t seen such shameless race-baiting garbage since the last time I read Chunky’s timeline.

  4. rightymouse says:

    Durbin is the liar, Fatass. Get a grip.

  5. Bunk X says:

    If that graph were a Hot Wheels track, this is what it would look like.

    • ISTE says:

      That brings back memories….

      You do not put oil on the axles. You clean off ALL the oil and then rub them with the softest pencil you can get. The graphite dust is the best lubricant!

      Oil just attracts dust and dirt….

      • Octopus says:

        But you’re putting dust directly on the axles. Never mind letting the oil attract it.

        I’m not good with mechanical things.

  6. Octopus says:

    View this post on Instagram

    I would like to shed light to almost 21 years of modeling ..I don't post much about it & new followers don't even know I had a career in modeling they just see a wife,mother and someone that was on reality tv but just like every actor, singer, rapper, entertainer I'm proud of what I've done. I feel people should know it wasn't easy..I helped pave the way for thick girls during the skinny genre (during the Kate Moss days what they call the waif era) to be noticed as beautiful..this was back before social media when magazines were popping, back before KimK, Nicki Minaj..( I mention them because young people see pop culture as the history makers but they need to know it started somewhere before them, this was also back before the plastic surgery craze. During my time it was pretty much Jlo that was making waves with the derriere phenomenon and Cindy Margolos was a popular bikini model and Buffie the Body was a popluar urban model and of course I need to give props to Anna Nicole Smith for also seeing this vision..To have booty it was considered to be fat in the modeling world.But I helped changed the minds of what booty was.Today its a normal thing to see all different shapes & sizes, no one even thinks about it anymore. I helped history in someway.I don't want to toss it aside like it was nothing.I'd like to think some of my modeling was meaningful.After tons of calendars,DVD's over 100 magazine covers and editorials I'm still standing.Thank you for all years of support .Power to the booty and strong healthy women! (This pic is from one of my motorcylce calendars) Update to post!!! This was posted Sunday 1/14 & ALL comments were positive until race was brought up today.Let me remind you 20 years ago there were not a lot of white girls w/ thick bodies in the modeling game.They didn't consider my body type as the standard therefore It was harder to work in the industry.I was one of the 1st white models to break the mold & go mainstream with my body type and to let people know its OK to be curvy in the modeling world.Today curvy is the norm but when I first started out it wasn't. Yesterday I felt I explained this thoroughly but I see some of you needed more details

    A post shared by Coco (@coco) on

    Black people really be hatin’ on Coco for this one. 😆

  7. Octopus says:


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  9. Octopus says:

    Race-baiting Dicky Durbin is the Dem who reported Trump used the term “shithole” in a private conversation, which has led to a full week of MSM pearl-clutching about Trump being a racist. This guy!

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      But we’re no longer worried about nuking Korea!

      Or tax plans that destroy everyone except the awful 1%!

      Trump just can’t stop winning.

  10. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:






    • Octopus says:

      We were promised a lot, and none of it came true. I guess I should let Dolores O’Riordan express my angst over this treachery. RIP, Dolores.

    • Bunk X says:

      Dude you missed it. As soon as the place went down in flames The BRC algorithm patched the links and reinstalled it on an identical Wordrpress platform and deleted the old one. It happened in mere seconds.

      God Bless Nil Stooge.

  11. Abu says:

    Hmmm? Do I go with Bunk’s cat food on a bagel or OLT’s herring with MD 20/20 for dinner. What say you, ISTE?

  12. rightymouse says:


  13. dezes157 says:

    Oh hell, looks like Reggie had some action taken against his stupid horse s**t on Twitter, so sad too bad.

  14. Octopus says:

    I never got into it, but the Parrotheads love them some Jimmy Buffett. One of our kid’s friend’s parents are way into it, go to several shows a year like Deadheads, only they get drunk instead of drop acid. This song is about the time Buffett was nearly shot out of the sky by Jamaican drug cops.

    • KGB says:

      Can’t stand Buffett, but I love this Buffett piss-take by Ween. I keep telling you people that Ween are the best American band of the rock era. When doing a send up of another genre, most bands get all ham fisted with the wink and nudge stuff, “see, we’re being all ironic and stuff!” Not Ween. Sure, that’s kind of lurking in the background, just listen to the lyrics, but they actually surpass the originals in quality every time, no matter the genre they take a stab at. It’s insane how talented these guys were.

  15. Octopus says:

    For all his faults, I will always love this guy for being President Nobama. 🙂

  16. Octopus says:

    That’s what I get for going to sleep early last night — I missed the SMOD!

    My wife and daughter heard the loud bang, and then there was a flood of reports on NextDoor about the flash in the sky and explosion. Nuclear war? Armageddon? Reggie’s Revenge?

    Nope, just a decent-sized meteor, exploding in the sky.

    • Bunk X says:

      Some reports claimed it triggered a 2.0 mag earthquake. Probably a sonic boom. When the military was testing the (secret) Aurora spyplane, we’d get unexplained sonic booms that would rattle the windows, but a 2.0 earthquake is less noticeable than driving over a speed hump.

      BTW, a speed hump is also known as premature jackalation.

  17. Octopus says:

    The problem, Fatass, is that you’ve named approximately 50% of the country as Nazis and Nazi-sympathizer/enablers. When practically everyone is a Nazi, nobody’s a Nazi. Sieg heil!

  18. Octopus says:

    Nice thread of peeve here. 😆

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      That article was too difficult for me to read. OMG.

      • Octopus says:

        That he got away with it so long, in such a high-profile gig with the school, various “important gymnastics centers,” and the US Olympic gymnastics team, is downright stupefying and terrifying. I just don’t understand the people who turned a blind eye to this monster.

    • Octopus says:

      Very well said. Oh, we could (and have) elaborated on all his grossness, lying and begging for pfennigs and attention, but this post pretty much put it in a nutshell.

  19. Octopus says:

    Third-Hand Productions brings you…

  20. Bunk X says:

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  22. Bunk X says:

    Fascinating. Limbaugh posited that Trump eats McDonald’s and other fast food for self-protection so he doesn’t end up like Alexander Litvinenko.

  23. Bunk X says:

  24. Octopus says:


  25. Octopus says:

    ShoeOnHead takes the pain away. 😆

  26. Octopus says:

    An appreciation of a bright light in the music world.

  27. Octopus says:

    What the hell kind of conspiracy went on in Las Vegas? The “lone gunman” story never held much water for me, with absolutely nothing else to support it. I want to see the evidence against the other people under investigation.

  28. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    Today’s thought:

    The people attempting to fat-shame Trump are the same people wanting to run Oprah Winfrey in 2020.

  29. rightymouse says:


  30. rightymouse says:

    The left eating their own. Popcorn time!

  31. ISTE says:

    Cat post.

    Lucy tries really hard to make sure there are no cat “toys” on the bed or in the bedroom when she goes to bed.

    Today she discovered where the cats were hiding the cat stuff that they went and fetched and then played with at 3am on MY bed.

    Cats are really sneaky….

  32. Bunk X says:

    This could be fun.

  33. Bunk X says:

    The critter in my garage has gone silent, but it left some messages underneath the missus’ car.

  34. Octopus says:

    Oh, Fatass! You are a snickerdoodle. 😆

    “Pivot to Russia! No, pivot to crazy! And…stupid! Okay, pivot to racist! But first, pivot to heart disease! Now back to Russia…no, wait…TAXES! Porn star’s friend’s story! INCEST WITH IVANKA!”

    There has never been a Derangement Syndrome to come anywhere near the TDS. 😆

  35. Octopus says:

    Dude… 😆

    You can make a better bong with a glass jar with a screw-on lid, and a little rubber tubing. Put some icewater in that. Yeah, Mom will eventually find it, but at least you didn’t blow any money on it, and you can make a new one you will hide better, perhaps in the garage rafters. 😉

    • rightymouse says:

      I did NOT order that! 😆

    • KGB says:

      When I was in high school, I made a bowl (the smoking kind) in wood shop class. Kept it hidden in our garage. About a year later, I went to retrieve it and it was right where I’d hidden it.. split neatly into two. You know, I didn’t quite have the balls to ask my father how that had happened.

      • Octopus says:

        My Dad once found my backup pipe in the garage, which was just an empty aluminum can with a dent in the middle, with a few nail holes in that dent. Worked awesomely. I think my Dad had to be impressed with my thrift. 😆

        • KGB says:

          Ha ha! I used that very same implement many times back in the day. Push in a small dent near the bottom of the can, poke some holes in it with a small finish nail, #4 works well, then use the mouth of the can to draw the smoke in. You had to have some buds though, no shake. Otherwise, you’d likely suck some burning embers into your throat, although that’s nothing a swig of some Koch’s or Genny wouldn’t cure. Good to know that it was a trans-Erie practice.

          • Bunk X says:

            Heh. College days.
            We made a pipe out of a hard roll once.
            I could never stand Genny. In NE Ohio, Labatt’s, Hamm’s Draft, Molson Golden was the preferred brew, or even Drewery’s when we were low on cash, which was most of the time.
            Fonda Blanca with Grenadine and Tang made up a “Tequila Sunrise” and resulted in many pounding headaches.

        • rightymouse says:

          After he whooped your butt, I’m sure!

          • Octopus says:

            He was done whooping by then, but we didn’t really talk for a couple of years. 😉

          • rightymouse says:

            Looks like you two were able to sort things out. Good for you!

          • Octopus says:

            ‘Mouse, Dad and I became great friends as soon as I graduated from HS and started working full-time at the transmission plant. I was working 10 and 12 hour days, 7 days a week, for the first 90 days (my probation period). Not one day off, during that stretch which included a lot of very hot weather. He respected that I survived that, and we never had a problem again. Of course, I gave up all the partying, too. I’m sure he appreciated that.

            I found out from one of my Dad’s brothers that he went through a heavy-drinking phase of his own, in the year after he was released from the Army Air Corps after Japan surrendered. Then he enrolled in college, buckled down to his studies, and became the mature, responsible adult he remained the rest of his life. Two of his brothers were functioning alkies, who died relatively young.

        • Bunk X says:

          I got y’all beat. I found my mom’s ZigZags.

          • Bunk X says:

            They were in a kitchen drawer underneath the Amana RadarRange. She said they weren’t hers, that she was keeping them for a friend. TRUE

          • rightymouse says:

            Had no idea what you were talking about. Had to google ZigZag. 😆

          • Octopus says:

            I wonder if I could still roll a good one-handed joint while driving the car with the other hand. I was very skilled. Age 16-17. 😆

          • Bunk X says:

            I had to use the dollar bill rolling method.

          • Octopus says:

            I had a neighbor about five years older, did nothing but play guitar in his garage band and smoke weed, and talk to us younger guys about p—- and partying. He later had a nervous breakdown, during the treatment of which both his parents died of cancer, leaving him the house where he lives to this day with his nurse-wife and their three kids, all growed up by now. He taught me to roll the good, tight joints, and when I’d mastered that, the one-handed emergency doobs, for when you’re on your own, on the road. You never know when you could be caught empty like that. His lessons served me well, on several occasions.

            What I didn’t like about him, was that he would plug in his guitar and jam along with shit like ELP’s “Brain Salad Surgery,” and we were supposed to be very impressed. He also liked Zappa too much, and that’s when I started disliking the jazzy influence on rock. He did get us into the Stones, though, which was a very good thing.

          • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

            Heh heh LOL! Rolling papers 🙂

          • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

            I don’t smoke any more but I went through a period where I smoked all the time. I always sucked at rolling joints whether using a dollar bill or by hand. They tended to run in the latter so you had half the paper incinerated up the side of the spleef. So I just started using a one hitter or a small pipe. This was when I secured a good job in my 30’s and we were doing a lot of house renovations. Our contractor had a great pot supplier. The code was “can you talk to Ralph”? Great carpenter. But when the kids got old enough that you knew they might be smelling weird things and asking questions that was the end of it. I don’t care what they say it’s not addictive and not very impairing. Habit forming at worse and easy to give up for most people. Certainly not like alchohol or heroin which wreck lives.

  36. rightymouse says:

    No. We KNOW you’re idiots. 😆

  37. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    LOL! Most trustworthy to follow the progturd left wing fake news narrative.

  38. ISTE says:

    This is going to be an interesting story to watch as it unfolds. Google and Twitter search. The first African American woman to be a crew member.

    Jeanette Epps

    She was due to go to the Space Station in June and has been taken off the flight and replaced by a white woman.

    The Internet is alive with screams of “RACIST”

    Well, if she had applied for the job as an astronaut yesterday and was told “No we will not employ you because you are black” then that would be racist.

    However, and this fact seems to be overlooked by many

    Epps made it to NASA as one of 14 astronaut candidates in the space agency’s 2009 class. NASA received 3,500 astronaut applications that year.

    She arrived at this assignment after having a somewhat non-traditional career for an astronaut.

    She started off as a NASA fellow at the University of Maryland before moving on to work at a lab at Ford Motor Company, NASA said. Epps then spent more than seven years working as a technical intelligence officer for the Central Intelligence Agency.

    Um, maybe she accidentally became pregnant and decided the future of her unborn child was more important. Pure speculation on my part, but this story will be interesting to watch as it unfolds.

  39. Octopus says:

    This is, like, the best thing ever. 😆

    How can we get Fatass and Rowe into an exchange of this sort? It would be a classic.

  40. Octopus says:

    Avoid the opioids if at all possible, and for God’s sake, don’t mix them with the benzos. And fentanyl will kill you quicker than anything besides a bullet.

  41. KGB says:

    My wife and daughter went to Taiwan on Monday, and this is the first day I’ve had completely to myself. They’ll be back on April 10th (I’ll fly over in late March for a couple weeks and then we’ll all come back together) What to do? It’s nice to think you have the whole day to yourself, but when no one’s around it gets you down. Anyway, I plan to clean my car and take my daughters infant seat out (she’ll turn 4 a week after she gets back so it’s time to bump up to a booster seat), go to the library to look though some old micro-film of the local fish wrapper for some old articles of interest to me, go to the gym, and check out Big Lots, which has 20% off the entire store this weekend. Tonight, I’ll likely get back into the Churchill (not Ward) book I’ve been reading and mix that with the Maple Leafs/Senators game. Oh, and somewhere in there I need to do some preventative maintenance on a sewer pipe at one of my rental houses.

    These things will help keep the blues away, but I’d trade them all in to hear a certain someone say “Daddy!” and ask me to play Fisher Price Little People with her.

    • KGB says:

      BTW, why do we use both the words “preventive” and “preventative”? The latter seems surplus to needs, especially with that unnecessary third syllable.

      • Octopus says:

        Enjoy the break — it will be over before you know it. I know the feeling, though, of feeling lost when the family is gone, or you’re travelling by yourself. You just don’t feel right.

      • Bunk X says:

        Flammable and inflammable.
        Supremist and supremacist.
        Charles and rumpswab.

    • rightymouse says:

      Enjoy the time to yourself! Have never been to Taiwan. Bet the food is fabulous!!

  42. rightymouse says:

    Heh. Trump is always many moves ahead of the Donks.

  43. rightymouse says:

    You’re asking for trouble, Gussy!

  44. rightymouse says:

    Yeah. Because wanting women to do well makes a person a slimy dirtbag. What a moron you are. And fat, too!

    • Octopus says:

      I’m sensing a disconnect, Chunky. 😆

      Do you get the feeling that all of Trump’s winning is contributing significantly to Dear Fatass’s peevishness? Poor deluded idiot…nothing works out for our boy. No Warmening, economy booming, illegal immigration (and deportation) WAY down, no impeachment, Olbie off the case, no calls from Cesca, no invites on to ANY cable news shows, Obama’s disastrous legacy being dismantled day by day, GoFundMe dormant, Gus off the reservation as often as he’s on it, Iceweasel back in the animal porn biz, LGF numbers continuing downward spiral, Larry Sinclair frozen to a deck chair in Minnesota, Irish Hosebeast in jail…if anything could go wrong, it HAS gone wrong, in his dim little world since 2009. 😦

      But we still dig ya, Charles. We think you’re really groovy. 😆

    • Minnow says:

      Charles, your misogyny is showing again. You might want to go fuck yourself bra’….

    • dezes157 says:

      Wish women well makes you a slimy dirtbag?
      Tell us more you morbidly obese tub of grease.

  45. ISTE says:

    When the child who made the sign

    can pass this test

    Then she is allowed to wave it at a protest.

    (yep, you guessed, I am practicing for my up coming naturalization thingy)

      • Minnow says:

        Those were the first two words that came to my mind when I saw this too… The mother (at least) is insane. The father is a complete pussy.

        I hope this little girl grows up to be a Captain in the US Marine Corps.

      • Octopus says:

        So eerily reminiscent… 😯

        Palestinian Child Abuse
        Charles Johnson58
        11/29/03 4:47:03 pm • Views: 3,238

        When I posted this entry last week, some readers drew an equivalence between the toy guns for sale in Gaza and the toy guns for sale in American toy stores.

        Then when I posted this entry, some readers said the game of “Arabs and Jews” was no worse than American kids playing “Cowboys and Indians.”

        But see, here’s the thing.

        When American kids play “Cowboys and Indians” with the toy guns they receive for Christmas, you don’t see real masked terrorists hanging around.

        A Palestinian boy stands with his toy gun next to a masked Palestinian gunman from the militant group Hamas in the area where an Israeli Army bulldozer was demolishing a structure near the border with Egypt, in the Rafah refugee camp, southern Gaza Strip, Saturday, Nov. 29, 2003.

        The “toy gun” this boy is brandishing is practically indistinguishable from a real handgun. What kind of parent lets their child go out and play with realistic toy guns in an area where the Israeli Defense Forces are carrying out an operation, and hang around with masked killers armed with real weapons?

        Silly me. A Palestinian parent does this. If the child is shot by the IDF, either in the mistaken belief the gun is real, or in an attempt to take out the Hamas murderer using these children as human shields, where’s the downside? The child is shaheed and goes immediately to heaven, and the Palestinians get another propaganda club with which to beat the Israelis when the international media screams about another Palestinian child killed by the IDF.

    • dezes157 says:

      Oh look, Chuck is too fat to pedal his fat ass to a march

      • Octopus says:

        Chunky is too fat to leave his house through the doors. It’s a major op, at this point.

        “Weigh to go, Chunky!”

  46. Octopus says:

    😆 😆 😆 😆

    • Minnow says:

      such is photo shopping. I saw the original photograph (on the internetz) and there were like fifty-three fat sows with pink knit hats on. They were carrying signs that read ” Charles Johnson raped me when I was seventeen.” and, “Charles Johnson stole my virginity and never even pulled his pants down.”

      Charles – this MUST be true – right??

      • Minnow says:

        -oh, AND “Charles Johnson tried to give me candy when he approached me at the exit near Santimonica and he offered me Snickers bars…. and he was in a microbus and he said it was stolen… and his tongue was lolling out of his mouth and he really drooled a lot and was very fat… and he smelled and it looked like he hadn’t showered in – like – forever”

  47. Octopus says:

    Petty’s album that made me a convert, at so many dormitory parties in my first year living away from home. Too many triggering memories. This was one of the “deep cuts,” on a perfect rock album. I went back and bought the earlier ones, which contained a few gems as well. 🙂

  48. dezes157 says:

    Chuck is having a bad day lmao!

  49. Bunk X says: