Charles Johnson, Social Justice Warrior

Okay, that’s not Charles Johnson. It’s Kimiko Nishimoto, and she is awesome. She doesn’t sport a magical jazzy ponytail, but she sure looks like Charles Johnson on a rampage in that costume. Until Charles updates his gravitar, this will have to do.

[Apologies to Ms. Nishimoto for the comparison. It’s not your fault.]

375 Comments on “Charles Johnson, Social Justice Warrior”

  1. Bunk X says:

  2. Octopus says:

    I am for doing good to the poor, but I differ in opinion of the means. I think the best way of doing good to the poor, is not making them easy in poverty, but leading or driving them out of it. In my youth I travelled much, and I observed in different countries, that the more public provisions were made for the poor, the less they provided for themselves, and of course became poorer. And, on the contrary, the less was done for them, the more they did for themselves, and became richer.
    — Benjamin Franklin

    What a monster!! 😆

  3. Octopus says:

    Reminder: Only TWO more shopping days before January 11th, Lawrence Martin’s Day Of Gellerdammerung and whatnot. All the shit goes into the fan on Thursday, so stock up on perishables and your favorite alcoholic beverages.

    I was just reading some of Pam’s articles, and she seems oblivious to the fact that she has been buried by Reggie. Same with Watts, who I was reading last night. I wish somebody would warn these good folks of the poo-storm on the horizon. 😯

  4. Minnowredux says:

    Wait a second…. all I read about these days is America’s crumbling infrastructure!?? I thought that was something Obama fixed?? Remember all of those shovel ready jobs? Where did all of that money go?

  5. Octopus says:


    Kill me now, before I hear another plink.

  6. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    Holy crap.

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      It’s like the line to get into The Swamp.

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      The Communist Chinese pat-down I got was professional and downright respectful compared to the first thirty seconds of this.

      After thirty seconds, it was like watching a horror show. I kept waiting for the dude to pull the kid’s shorts down OR for a parent to come flying in with a blunt object.

    • KGB says:

      This is a good reminder to everyone that it is perfectly legal to tape the TSA screening process from front to back. Sunshine is the best disinfectant. Oh sure, they’ll probably get on a power trip and insist that what you’re doing is illegal. Ignore them. Or print this out and show them. I always carry a copy of this in my carry-on in case TSA gets too big for their britches. They have recently changed some of the wording of this, apparently to clarify what it means to “interfere” with the screening process, so make sure you print the latest version.

      TSA does not prohibit photographing, videotaping or filming at security checkpoints, as long as the screening process is not interfered with or sensitive information is not revealed.

      Interference with screening includes but is not limited to holding a recording device up to the face of a TSA officer so that the officer is unable to see or move, refusing to assume the proper stance during screening, blocking the movement of others through the checkpoint or refusing to submit a recording device for screening.

      Additionally, you may not film or take pictures of equipment monitors that are shielded from public view.

    • rightymouse says:

      Looks like a perv getting his jollies. Blech.

      • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

        There’s no looks like, that’s exactly what this is, and if there were justice in the world this bastard would have left work that day in several x-ray trays.

        Israelis (the only people in the world who have effective security screens for air travel) shake their heads at our stupidity. Terrorists OTOH laugh and lay plans.

      • KGB says:

        I hope that wasn’t the boy’s parent taping that, because he/she should have fucking administered a short, sharp, shock to the rent-a-cop nonce.

        • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

          Well, I don’t know.

          That’s a calculated stance.

          You know what correcting that situation is going to get you. Your child will then be scooped up by CPS and you’ll be punished that way, too.

          Or you can hope that the event isn’t a permanent scar and get video evidence for a run at the monster’s jugular.

          Neither is good, but it’s harder to litigate from the bowels of the county slam (or, God help you, it’s a Fed charge) than your living room.

        • Bunk X says:

          ANYONE who witnessed that should have stepped up and put that perv on the floor.

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      Perverted, malodorous behavior defended using scare tactics:

      Understood that the boy’s notebook was not removed and separated from his baggage as required – but why do you need to rub the boy multiple times in the same area?

      Do people normally grow wires and explosives after they’ve been groped, thus requiring additional groping?

      Does the author realize that the TSA self-reports that it fails basically ALL tests of the system?

      • Octopus says:

        That disgusting episode reminded me a lot of my trip to Greece a couple of years ago. Everyone else was sailing right through, while I was getting groped mercilessly, put through machines, dabbed with chemicals to test for explosives, and then allowed to rejoin my laughing family. They’re mean sometimes. Who taught them to laugh at other people? 😡 😆

  7. rightymouse says:

    Who said?

  8. KGB says:

    I’ll beat you to this one, Octo. Why was Sean Penn (and Danny Glover, Oliver Stone, and Naomi Campbell) such a stalwart defender of the Chavez regime and why haven’t you heard him praising Nicholas Maduro quite as much? Perhaps this is why.

    Blind Item #7 – They Did It For The Coke And The Women

    This triumvirate of celebrity all have a certain thing in common. Well, they did have one thing in common. A love of a South American country. Apparently that love does not extend to now because the person who was in charge is no longer in power. So, their response has been silence. In the past they were all about supporting the regime. No one really could ever understand it. Well, I will tell you now why they did. The first of our three is a permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. He and this former A list mostly movie actor turned B lister would have coke supplied to them for free the entire time they were in the country and it came courtesy of the government. In exchange for selling out, they were given massive parties with as many drugs and women as they wanted. Speaking of women, this A list mostly movie director is the third of our celebrities. He was not interested in the drugs but he was interested in the women. The government would supply him with upwards of 20 women for a three or four day trip and he loved it. One person I haven’t listed here is a foreign born permanent A list model who supported the government because many of her highest paying clients made their money thanks to the largess of the government.

    • rightymouse says:

      A-holes. All of them. A-holes.

    • Octopus says:

      Penn is a despicable, drug-addicted communist. Just like his old man, btw.

      From today’s gossip line:

      85. MR. X 01/08 **#5**
      GOLDEN GLOBES: Which Oscar winning/nominated actor shocked attendees at his annual pre-Globes charity event with his gaunt and unhealthy appearance? He’s back on the coke hard and needs rehab.
      — Sean Penn (A Gala Dinner to Benefit J/P Haitian Relief Organization and a Coalition of Disaster Relief Organizations)

  9. rightymouse says:

    You’re hilarious, Fatso. Not. Bannon has lost his way, but he may head your way, so watch out!

    • rightymouse says:

      A great mystery is WHY Steve Bannon has chosen to sabotage himself and Trump after being such an instrumental part of Trump’s successful campaign.

  10. Octopus says:

    “Bob? Are you getting my messages? Just wanted to make sure you knew I was available to help out with the show, anytime, and in any capacity. I’ve written a bunch of jokes about Trump, and some new theme music for the show. You know I used to play with Zappa and Steely Dan all the time, right? Anyway, I got my phone service checked, so you should be able to hit me back now. Okay, I’ll be waiting to hear from you.”

  11. Octopus says:

    Judd Apatow is an incredible pos. It’s been a non-stop tantrum for him, on twitter and anywhere else he can mouth off. Seriously, fuck this guy! 😆

  12. Octopus says:

    Damn. I wish I had a nickel for every time Fatass posted something about Bush Derangement Syndrome between 9-11-2001 and 1-1-2009. I’d be a thousandaire, at the very least.

    Imagine how today’s Moonbat McDumbth would have gone after Bush on a daily basis, attacks based on nothing but lies and hate, like today’s attacks on Trump.

  13. Bunk X says:

  14. Bunk X says:

    • Octopus says:

      Ugh…I forgot how much I loathed the sound of this lying liar’s condescending, stilted teleprompter-reading voice. Thank Jesus he’s gone!

  15. Bunk X says:

    The ReggieBomb is set to go off in T-minus something or other.

  16. Octopus says:

    Operetta material? 😆

    One way out.
    2 hours ago
    I understand. It’s hard.
    2 hours ago
    Progressives are a trip.
    2 hours ago
    Guilty until proven innocent.
    2 hours ago
    Yosemite was always commercial.…
    2 hours ago
    Crazy love. Wait! What? Now?
    2 hours ago
    I know. We get all fucked up.
    3 hours ago
    Whatever man.
    3 hours ago
    Oh no!
    3 hours ago
    Bill Clinton judge for the hold. Again. Hmm.…
    3 hours ago
    Blog at Mid Mo Design.

    There’s a keytar in this boogie! 😆

  17. Octopus says:

    ISTE’s cat helps introduce squirrel to the wild — so heartwarming. 😥


  18. Octopus says:

  19. rightymouse says:

    Krugman is a moron. And so is Fatso!

  20. rightymouse says:

    Uhoh…Gussy’s twitter feed tonight after sterno shots and lots of Ganja is going to be hilarious!

  21. ISTE says:

    The nasty cat in the video was not my adopted cat Boris!

    However there is a happy ending so Rightymouse can sleep well. The other person that lives in my body, um I mean apartment, called Lucy also adopted a cat. Natasha….

    Two cats is enough, unless we move to a place in the countryside. Then I am sure there is a Rocky and a Bullwinkle needing a home, 🙂

    • ISTE says:

      Natasha comforting the poor squirrel…

      • rightymouse says:

        I’m still crying for that poor squirrel. Stuffed substitutes don’t help!! 😦

        • ISTE says:

          I cannot seem to locate the full story. Why did they have a baby squirrel? Was it their cat that snatched it?

          Without knowing those two facts we cannot know what really happened.

          Possible scenario. Humans find a baby squirrel that has fallen out of the nest and they have a female cat that has just had kittens.

          They introduce squirrel to mother cat so it will get fed and she accepts it as one of her own.

          A few weeks later, The humans decide the squirrel is old enough to be taken from its “mother” and released into the wild.

          Humans take squirrel and try to make it climb a tree and go away. Cat objects and intervenes and grabs her “kitten” back……

          We have no facts, or the full story.

          • ISTE says:


            The adapting to what the wild is and the preparation for release is much harder than the initial “rescue” of the animal. I ‘rescued” Boris and Natasha. Their release is gradual.

            Boris now only visits for a few minutes in the evening to eat.

            Last few days Natasha has been asking to go outside all night.

            They are being released slowly.

            NOT SHOVED UP A FUCKING TREE!!!!!!

      • rightymouse says:

        My eldest cat (RIP) used to stuff dead chipmunks in shoes and under bed covers. Her butt would get blistered.

        • Bunk X says:

          We have a gray stray that caught a gopher. She brought it over to show me before she decided to keep if for herself in the neighbor’s yard.

          • rightymouse says:

            OMG! We had a cat 23 years ago called Gray Stray. She gave birth to her kittens under son’s cradle in our bedroom.

  22. Octopus says:

    I had to go three pages deep into Google-search to find a writer who dared to criticize Next-President Oprah’s bullshit speech from the other night. But still I persevered. God, what a load of tripe she handed out! And did the MSM go gaga! 😆

  23. Octopus says:

    Speaking of scary natural disasters, I came across this meme last night:

    This way lies madness. 😯

  24. Octopus says:

    This is unsurprising. 😆

    Records show psych prof who ‘diagnosed’ Trump lacks license

    Anthony Gockowski
    Contributing Editor/Investigative Reporter
    on Jan 10, 2018 at 4:29 PM EDT

    The Yale University psychology professor who has repeatedly diagnosed President Trump with a “mental impairment” appears to lack a valid license in the State of Connecticut.
    State records indicate that Bandy Lee’s “physician/surgeon” license expired in 2015, and her application for reinstatement has been “pending” ever since.

    Lee told Campus Reform that “I need only one license,” but did not specify which license she was referring to, or whether she possesses such a license.

    According to the State of Connecticut, Bandy Lee does not have a valid license to practice psychiatry.

    Yale University psychology professor Bandy Lee has deleted her Twitter account amid mounting allegations that she is not licensed in her home state of Connecticut.

    Accusations have been circulating on Twitter that the prominent Yale professor, known for her public diagnosis of President Donald Trump as having a “mental impairment” and who recently met with lawmakers on Capitol Hill to discuss the issue, isn’t actually a licensed psychiatrist.

    “We at the APA call for an end to psychiatrists providing professional opinions in the media about public figures whom they have not examined.” Tweet This

    In fact, Campus Reform discovered that according to the State of Connecticut, Lee’s “physician/surgeon” license expired in 2015, and her application for reinstatement has been “pending” ever since.

    Additionally, her “controlled substance registration for practitioner” license has apparently “lapsed,” expiring in February 2017.

    In response to Campus Reform’s inquiry on the matter, Lee simply stated that “I need only one license,” though she has yet to elaborate on precisely which license that is, and, according to the state in which she resides, she allegedly has none.

    Without mentioning Lee specifically, the American Psychiatric Association (APA) put out a recent statement in which it condemned the diagnoses of public officials whom psychiatrists have not personally examined, invoking what is commonly referred to as the Goldwater Rule.

    “We at the APA call for an end to psychiatrists providing professional opinions in the media about public figures whom they have not examined, whether it be on cable news appearances, books, or in social media,” the statement read, according to The Washington Examiner.

    “Arm-chair psychiatry or the use of psychiatry as a political tool is the misuse of psychiatry and is unacceptable and unethical,” the APA concluded.

    Lee and a colleague, however, responded to criticisms in a Wednesday POLITICO piece, in which they claim that “it’s perfectly OK to question the president’s mental state,” since they are “psychiatrists.”

    • rightymouse says:

      The Goldwater rule.

      “The Goldwater rule is the informal name given to Section 7 in the American Psychiatric Association’s (APA) Principles of Medical Ethics[1] that states it is unethical for psychiatrists to give a professional opinion about public figures they have not examined[further explanation needed] in person, and from whom they have not obtained consent to discuss their mental health in public statements.[2] It is named after presidential candidate Barry Goldwater.[3][4]

      The issue arose in 1964 when Fact published the article “The Unconscious of a Conservative: A Special Issue on the Mind of Barry Goldwater”.[3][5] The magazine polled psychiatrists about U.S. Senator Barry Goldwater and whether he was fit to be president.[6][7] The editor, Ralph Ginzburg, was sued for libel in Goldwater v. Ginzburg where Goldwater won $75,000 (approximately $592,000 today) in damages.[3]”

  25. Octopus says:

    Was McCain just a dupe played by the Democrat-funded opposition/sleaze merchants Fusion GPS, or was he a paid conspirator? Given his hatred of Trump, and his brain-tumor, it could be either or both.

  26. Octopus says:


    You’re the male version of Rosie O’Donnell, Fatass. Without the money and fame, of course. 😆

  27. Pakimon says:

    The 11th is here and I’m ready for Reggie-geddon! 😮

    My “archive” button is close by so I can document the carnage for posterity. 😆

  28. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

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  31. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

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    Why mushrooms don’t work the same.

  32. Octopus says:

    Still no bogeys spotted in our airspace. Maintaining vigilance.

  33. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:


  34. Pakimon says:

    Ron Jeremy was asked what happened to Reggie-Geddon…

  35. Octopus says:


  36. Octopus says:

    Some nasty slag, probably weighing about three bills, tried to slut-shame Janice Dean on Twitter. Woods and others leaped to the defense of the creamy-thighed conservative news person, even though she was very capable of defending herself and her “big strong legs.”

      • Octopus says:

        I disagree. I think her big creamy thighs need to be listened to, for they have a story to tell. MS was only a cameo actor, in this epic tale. The quads and glutes were the real heroes. I, for one, want to see how the story plays out. Spread the word! The word is, “legs.”

        • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

          A friend of mine years ago, a bass player who went by the nickname of Robbert Slobbert used to say: Those legs go right up and make an ass of themselves. 😉

          • Octopus says:

            Robbert Slobbert was a great American. Right up there, in my book, with Rockets Redglare.

            Can a man appreciate the female form publicly these days? Because there are things to be said, that can easily be misinterpreted as sexist and ugly, that are just pure appreciation. We are living in weird times, that way.

            She wasn’t a tramp, dammit! She was Miss Understood. Let me go talk to her…no, you stay here and guard the campsite.

          • Bunk X says:

            In the factory there was a lot of recycling going on, and they had bales of clothing to be shredded to be used for roofing materials. Guys would visit the bale dump and fish out work shirts. I did as well.

            There were also pulp bales that contained what the local guys called “cock books.” These were cheap paperback porn novel fantasies with the covers torn off.

            I learned a lot in that factory.

  37. Octopus says:

    Next-President Oprah’s good buddy Harvey probably had this actress killed to shut her up, after he raped her in front of witnesses. Nibble his ear, Oprah. Umm-umm good.
    128. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#17**
    A Life Destroyed: This actress is far more famous now, than she ever was while alive. At her peak, she might have been a B- lister on a very generous day. She was an actress full of promise and full of life, but a series of men destroyed her before finally killing her. We will call her A. It started on a show I wrote about earlier today. She was booked to be a recurring for most of a season but only ended up filming a few episodes of the pay cable show. Apparently she was abruptly terminated when she complained about the way she was being treated. She told a fellow actress on the set who had been there since day one and was on the show through the run, that this A- list actor forced A to perform oral sex on him. She told the other actress that she felt like she had no choice. Two hours later the actor was forcing her to have sex with him. She called her agent who apparently called someone. The next thing you know the actress is fired from the show. For a few years she didn’t get any paid work after she complained. She knew that because she complained she was blackballed. When she finally had the opportunity to land a part in a big movie and the director wanted to have sex with her first, she agreed. She just assumed this was how it was going to be until she was a big enough star to say no. She had sex with the director every day for two weeks in return for what she thought was going to be a fairly decent speaking role. It probably would have but she got caught by the director kissing this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who was on the film. A was really into the actor and liked him a lot. The director didn’t like this at all and cut her from every scene she was in as retaliation. Because the A- list actor liked our actress he made sure she got an invitation to a big award show. At the award show, the director treated her like crap. He made her cry. She started drinking heavily and was not in control of herself when she was raped at the event. The A- list actor heard about it and got her into a cab to the hospital but he never spoke to her again. Think things couldn’t get worse? This foreign born A list movie actor who likes to direct too traded sex for a part with her. He made her also have sex with another woman in front of him and was going to give the bigger part to the woman he thought did a better job. The other actress won the larger role. During the filming of this movie, our actress began to drink more and also to start using drugs. During the filming of the movie, she started talking about the experiences she had endured. She started talking about being raped and started naming names. One of the people she told was this A- list mostly movie actress who would rather be a singer. That actress told some people at an organization who then used that knowledge to try and blackmail the rapist. That actress and A started working together on a new movie and A started telling her more and more details about the men in the industry and what they did to her. One of those men killed our actress. All the other stories are just cover. One of those men didn’t want his secrets to be exposed because A was not his only victim.
    A: Misty Upham
    Show: “Big Love”
    A list actor: Bill Paxton
    Actresses on show: Jeanne Tripplehorn, Chloë Sevigny, Ginnifer Goodwin or Grace Zabriskie
    Big movie: “Django Unchained” (Minnie (uncredited))
    Director: Quentin Tarantino
    Foreign born A- list mostly movie actor: Christoph Waltz
    Awards show: Golden Globes
    Foreign born A list movie actor who likes to direct:
    A list actress: Juliette Lewis (Scientology)
    Man who didn’t want secrets exposed: Harvey Weinstein

    RIP, Misty.

    • rightymouse says:

      Bill Paxton?? Say it ain’t so!!!!! 😯

      • Octopus says:

        I know. He seemed like a cool dude from the movies, but he was a player in Hollywood for a long time, and we know what a cesspit they have over there. Nothing surprises me anymore, when it comes to unsavory revelations.

        • rightymouse says:

          Am shocked. He had a stable, long-term marriage & 2 kids. Rob Lowe was one of his best friends.

          • Octopus says:

            The stuff about Paxton might not be true. I’ve noticed a bias against conservatives in the gossip sleaze-mart, and sometimes they just get trashed for s & g’s. Lowe is a staunch conservative, and if Paxton was his pal, he probably got tarred with the same brush.

          • rightymouse says:

            I’m calling BS on the Paxton story. This woman had mental health issues so am highly skeptical. Here’s a write-up of his friendship with Lowe.


          • Octopus says:

            We’ll never know the truth. Don’t speak ill of the dead, unless there’s solid proof of their evilness. Paxton probably had some Hollywood moments, in his long career, but I don’t think he was a truly evil shitheel. Lowe had some low points, too, if you recall, such as his menage a trois with a minor included, that was caught on video back in the ’80’s. Who will throw the first stone?

    • Bunk X says:

      There’s that pidgeon-toed stance again. I guess it works for some girls.

  38. Pakimon says:

    Our favorite ponytailed fat man is squealing about Trump (allegedly referring to some African nations as “shitholes”.

    Unfortunately for him, a fellow leftist decided to question his liberal sensitivities and Chunkles’ response was decidedly… well… peevish. 😆

  39. Pakimon says:

    Apparently Penis Penis Venus er, Boom Boom Room is alleging that Chunkles is so stupid, he just now realized Trump was (allegedly) a “White Supremacist”.

    Even after all these years of tweeting liberal drivel, the ponytailed fat man still isn’t trusted.

    No wonder his peevishness is never ending… 😆

  40. Octopus says:

    This article is chock-full of delicious schadenfreude and peevish SJW lunacy. Enjoy!

  41. Octopus says:

    Peeve goeth before the fall. 😆

  42. Octopus says:

    Heheheh. Gut one, Gussie.

  43. Octopus says:

    You must read this thread — I haven’t tasted this much delicious schadenfreude since the morning after the big election. 😆

  44. Octopus says:

    This is good stuff, also:

    Remember “Billions will die?” Now we know that’s the default shriek for everything. 😆

    Ah, Lewd-Wank — if only you were still around. 😥

  45. Octopus says:

    This is a scary video, but I am heartened by the fact that it’s a Prius sliding into the abyss. Oh, I’m glad they escaped, too. 😆

  46. Octopus says:

    Note to Bunk and others venturing into “Black Mirror:” The fifth episode of season four, “Metalhead,” features a robotic creature often featured by yours truly on this site, with a few minor improvements from the MIT creation that should have already struck mortal fear into your human beating hearts. Yes, they’re coming. Take the proper precautions.

  47. Phil says:

    Guess what stalker trolls

    I’ve been having a great weekend so far and was bored waiting for the 00Z euro to finish.
    What could be a better way to kill time then to visit the sickest fucks on the internet

    I supported my Prime Minister who was attacked by altright stalker trolls attacking him

    Got another retweet From Mike Mann on the thread

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Um what? Chunk Johnson is a fat loser poser who hosted right wingers (happily and enthusiastically) while ruthlessly insulting everyone on the left. Then within the span of less than a month tried to switch sides. Result: loss of 90% of blog viewership and hatred from everywhere. Most on the left have not forgotten his insults and those on the right haven’t forgotten his cold betrayal. He’s a figure of mockery and comic humor by us for that reason. What’s your loser story?

    • Ron Jeremy says:

      I’m having a great weekend after I “bored” your mom’s keister.

  48. Phil says:

  49. Phil says:

    Is little Ricky Martinez still alive?

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      What are you blathering about? Are you anti gay or something? Chunk Johnson is. He uses it to insult and then back pedals when the LGBT community crushes him on Twitter for being a ’70s knuckle dragger who makes fag jokes.

  50. Phil says:

    Time to go, the Euro finished its run,
    so long and thanks for all the fish

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      We didn’t give you any fish you idiot. And making Hitchhiker’s Guide references is about as impressive as Chunk0 Johnson misquoting Hunter S. Thompson. Don’t forget your towel dickhead.

    • Ron Jeremy says:

      Time to go and pound Reggie’s mom’s backside. Reggie’s mom says it’s “so long” and “thanks” for all the ass banging.

  51. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Phil did you know that Chunky Johnson was never a bigot? He was brain washed by right wing fascists who took over his Little Green Footballs website. They controlled his mind for 8 years! Isn’t it amazing? Then after giving that non-explanation he said everyone changed but he didn’t. Er something. To this day he calls his entire former blog from ’01 to 08 bigots and racists. It’s all their fault you see. He was just their helpless host who posted up to 10 posts a day from his supposed position of ” classical liberalism” as he then called it. Now he calls it fascist bigoted misogynistic racism. I guess he’s grown from his youthful views when he was 48. But at any rate he’s never apologized for being every thing he now calls hate speech fascist bigoted…..blah blah. Why don’t you ask him sometime on Twitter why he’s never apologized? Try it on his on his blog and see how long you have an account LOL!

  52. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Cat got your tongue Phil? Maybe it thinks you’re a fish and not a dolphin. A mammal and the smallest whale.

  53. Pakimon says:

    Hey! Look who stopped by.

    If that was the much touted “Reggie-geddon”, I’ve got to say that’s pretty lame.

    And it’s two days late.


    Canada has shifted places in the space-time continuum! 😆

  54. rightymouse says:

    Happy Birthday to me! 🙂
    Am off to treat myself to pampering at the hair & nails salon. Later!

  55. Pakimon says:

    Why does only this lady and 99% of black women have a Finely Tuned Bigotry Detector™ ?

    I want one!

    I bet I can buy one for cheap on ebay.

    I hope the batteries are included. 😆

  56. Pakimon says:

    If every one of those morally preening leftist asshats that are in hysterics over Trump’s (alleged) “shithole” comment had to pick a place to get dumped off with no money for a year out of the following list:

    Mexico (Not in a resort like Cancun but real Mexico like Juarez)
    El Salvador

    Which one would they pick?

    I’ll give you a hint: It starts with the letter N.

    Their hypocrisy is mind-boggling yet hilarious to watch. 😆

  57. Pakimon says:

    It a beautiful Saturday morning and Pakimog ready for playoff football!

    Today Pakimog’s Eagles host Atlanta Falcons in battle of birds!

    Pakimog not too confident on Eagles victory because Falcons playing good football and Eagles have Napoleon Dynamite as quarterback instead of injured Carson Wentz.

    But you never know because Falcons playing in frigid outdoors instead of warm cozy indoor stadium.

    This girl better bundle up before going to game Pakimog tell you what! 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Pakimog say to hell with it.

      Pakimog vote for Eagles instead of Pedro. 😀

    • Octopus says:

      I can see her secret place! 🙂

      I know, I’m a creep. But I own it. 😆

      Falcons vs. Eagles promises to be a high-flying affair. Get it? Birds.

      I hope the Eagles put up a better fight than this p-word. Sucks about Wentz — I was watching that game where he got hurt. I was really hoping to see him in the playoffs this year. He’ll be back next year.

    • rightymouse says:

      Brazilian wax. Is awesome!!! 😆

  58. Octopus says:

    Reggie’s Mom’s shithole hardest hit. 😯

  59. Octopus says:

    You would think after 8 years of screaming “RACISSSST” at anyone and everyone, you’d think Chunky would realize the epithet is played out. But no. 😆

  60. Octopus says:

    This is for Reggie:

    Btw, Reggie — your big epic 11th was a total nothingburger. I’m beginning to doubt the veracity of your positions. And your Mom’s backside is in a very bad way.

  61. Minnowredux says:

    poor fuckers in Hawaii had the shit scared out of them… too bad.

    • rightymouse says:

      Very weird!!! 😯

      • Minnowredux says:

        Happy Birthday, Righty! (us Capricorns rock!)

        • rightymouse says:

          You bet your sweet a**!! 😆

          • Octopus says:

            You bet your sweet a**!! 😆

            Somebody’s had a shot of the good stuff. And I’m glad you did. 🙂

            Looking forward to celebrating my 59th next month. I’ve started growing a birthday beard, which is mostly gray, to underscore my commitment to Old Age. At this point, it’s mind over matter — if you don’t mind, it don’t matter. (See: Tom Brady)

          • rightymouse says:

            Had a lovely Manhattan for lunch with hubby & MIL. 😆

          • Octopus says:

            Yum! I had several homebrews from my own home brewery. Also yummy, if I do say so myself.

  62. Minnowredux says:

    I see there is a “weird” fever in Uganda that causes “bleeding from the eyes” among other things. I guess this means we had better up the immigration quota from Uganda then…….

    • rightymouse says:

      Nope. Send them to Norway!

      • ISTE says:

        My eyes are starting to bleed a little. Please send me to Norway!

        ( Google Norway Women ) 🙂

      • rightymouse says:

        I miss Beed. 😦

        • Octopus says:

          I miss Beed, too, but you have to remember he’s not exactly a conservative. This place was tough on his Euroweenie sensibilities, despite our MAGA-nanimous efforts to make him feel at home. No man ever rocked a murse harder, though. Backwards, in high heels, like Ginger Rogers. (sniff)

          Artist’s representation based on available info

          • Minnowredux says:

            Is this an example of Norwegian women that ISTE referred to? I am confused…. Tell me more!!

          • Octopus says:

            Psssssst! Not a fe-mal-ay. Don’t be deceived!

            Pro-Tip: Check out those man-hands.

          • ISTE says:

            As long as it is warm and it does not steal the blankets I will sleep with it.


            Last night a three pound cat managed to sneakily take all the blankets!

          • Octopus says:

            My wife has been known to cede ownership of the couch to George, and go to sleep on the floor next to said couch, on nights where she happens to fall asleep watching her housewives shows in the den downstairs. In the morning she will wake up all stiff and whatnot, and look at him reclining in splendor in the exact spot where she had fallen asleep, and say, “WTF is going on here?” 😆

        • Abu Hates Chicago proper says:

          Miss Beed? Must have been a hack of a Manhattan, lol.

  63. rightymouse says:

    Philadelphia is kicking Atlanta ‘ s butt!

    • Octopus says:

      They eked out a win — congrats, Pak! Beat the Steelers tomorrow, and you’re going to need medical assistance for your schadenboner. 🙂

    • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

      I’m about an hour in to my DVR of this and have say it’s some fugly football ;). Eagles QB was spraying balls around and they were having to convert on 4th down. IOW I LOVE IT!!!! The Eagles finally scored a TD and then missed the field goal. LOL! PLAYOFFS! What’s not to like? Oh except idiots who “take a knee”.

      • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

        Also I thought is was funny when the official called it 4th and 1. Uh isn’t that 4th and goal??? But what do I know? Nawt Mawch.

        • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

          I’m an hour 12 mins into this birdy altercation and the Falcs are up 9 to 6.

    • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

      One thing I’ve noticed recently is Chris Collinsworth’s voice. (Yes, really). Chris Collinsworth played for the Bengals as a wide receiver and was a great player. Then he stayed in Cincy and got a law degree. I’m a big fan of his. And then he came back to football as an excellent color analyst. He actually bought my wife’s aunt’s couch after she died. Came to the apartment and everything. She had a lot of Reds memorabilia which probably drew him , as well. Anyhoo, I can usually do some reasonable imitation of someone’s voice but not CC. It is so unique. He doesn’t put you in mind of a gravely type and sounds urbane and yet there’s a growly kind of momentum I can’t approximate no matter how much I try. And I notice even Frank Caliendo doesn’t try to do him. Would like to hear someone imitate him some time. Incidentally, how ‘bout that Jon Gruden going to Oakland? Ya think he’ll those fuckers take a knee. Prolly get his knee up their ass if they do. LOL!!!

      • Octopus says:

        A LOT of people hated Cris for that voice, which used to be even more pronounced as a Southern accent, until he tamed it down a little. It used to sound phony and put-on, it was so heavy. Not so bad anymore. He was a great player, btw — I’m old enough to remember when he was a spectacular receiver in Cinci. Never played on a team worthy of his talents, like our own “Megatron,” Calvin Johnson.

        • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

          That’s great Octo that you are tuned into that, as well. It’s funny, in our region we don’t know if we’re fast talkin’ Northerners or slow drawin’ Southerners. :).

          • Octopus says:

            I’ve even learned to appreciate the Michigan accent, now that I’m aware of its idiosyncrasies. A lot of people emigrated to Michigan from the south for jobs in the auto economy, and they kept a lot of their pronunciations and intonations. That merged with the flat nasal Midwestern accent, and turned into recognizable Michigan, Chicago, and Wisconsin accents. The UP has its own deal, too, flavored with Indian and Finnish words and accents.

          • Abu Hates Chicago proper says:

            Chicago’s accent is muted but the give away is deep, dems, and dose. Also, our local grocer is Jewel which we pronounce Jewels. “ I went to my Jewels and day was outta cat food so I drove taTony’s Jewels over by dare.

            Hope dis helps.

            Hats off to Octo’s Wings on their beat down over my Hawks.

  64. Octopus says:


    Chunky has lots of dark fantasies. Mostly based on projection of his own true feelings, of course. He’s SO racist!

    • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

      Think about the fact that Demturds absolutely want illiterate, unskilled, non-English speaking people from shit hole (aka dysfunctional) countries burdening our system and stealing resources from OUR people just for a few measly votes. Guess what? We have black and brown people here too dickwad and many of them would like not compete with foreigners for low skilled jobs.

    • Minnowredux says:

      Think about what he says when he doesn’t have lying asshole libs misconstruing everything he says???

      Dick Durbin has been a total, lying dick-head
      for the last 30 years (at least).

  65. Octopus says:

    A chimp flinging poo…is there any more racist imagery than that? 😯

    • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

      Thanks for that Chunk. You’re 114 IQ (typical for guitarists – It’s science!!) puts you in position to judge everyone else’s intelligence and or level of civility. This from a cro-magnon who inarticulately spews hatred, vitriol and scorn with nary an explanation nor example on a daily basis.

  66. ISTE says:

    The animals that live with you are not “pets” they are an integral part of your life. Lucy knows.

    Lucy does not open a can of food and just throw it in a dish and think that is all she needs to do. She interacts…

    The cats do not give a shit. They just want food!!!!

    LOL… Only Lucy ate the bagel.

    • ISTE says:

      Notice that the tip of Natasha’s right ear has been cut off. That marks her as a TNR cat. Trap, Neuter, Release cat…. She is officially a wild, feral cat and if animal control are called in to eradicate the local cat population she is exempt.

      It is very complicated. If they remove all the wild cats from an area within a few weeks other wild cats move in to the territory.

      Best way to control wild cat population is to neuter the existing cats.

      As you can see, Natasha is really wild!!!!!

      I like her that way… but at least I will not be responsible for kitten support.

      • Minnowredux says:

        Your accent doesn’t sound exactly Houston to me. I would have guessed maybe Lufkin, or possibly Nacogdoches….

        but then, I was really concentrating on that bagel….. so forgive me if I had selective hearing…

        • Minnowredux says:

          By the by…. I went to school in Galveston and consider myself somewhat of an expert….

          on all things….


          (that is what Texas does for a guy)

      • rightymouse says:

        I think I’m going to throw up. Did you really eat the cat food on the bagel?

        • ISTE says:

          I am not the kind of guy that fakes anything!

          Yep, it is perfectly safe for human consumption.

          Pet Food Tester
          Make sure pet food is not only nutritious but also tasty.

          What does a Pet Food Tester do?
          Not ones to let pets suffer from unhealthy, tasteless food, Pet Food Testers evaluate the nutritional value of pet food and, yes, taste-test it. Pet Food Testers don’t spend every day sampling a cuisine fit for a pampered pooch, though (don’t worry, most Pet Food Testers spit it out instead of swallowing it). Most days, they’re writing reports and thinking up new ideas on how to put a nutritional spin on a new line of food. Taste is important, but nutrition is the key to healthy pets.

          • Octopus says:

            One time I ate a Milk-Bone, just to freak out the kids and wife. It was a little dry and bland for my tastes. I washed it down with some beer.

    • Octopus says:

      LOL! She’s a lovey cat. I don’t like that ear-snipping deal, though. Very racist! In the modern Obama-era sense, that is, where there’s nothing actually racist about it, but you don’t agree with it. 😉

  67. Octopus says:

    Caitlyn only cares about her two biological kids, now, which she “spent 23 years carting them around.” Like, in a golf cart? Shopping-for-a-sexshul-identity cart?

    One of the comments nailed it pretty well, noting that she’s on a perpetual PMS-jag these days. Not handling the constant estrogen shots very well. I can see where that would be difficult, given my life-long exposure to the hormonally-beset. 😉

    My vadge is itchy, dammit!

    • Minnowredux says:

      I really wish Bruce would have gone bald a few years ago, It would have saved everyone this effing trauma….

      • Octopus says:

        😆 I can imagine that scenario. Female Pattern Baldness is not exactly in vogue, even on the Left Coast.

    • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

      Although it’s easy to make fun I’ve heard that the vast majority of these transitioners have serious misgivings afterward. Bruce has lost his excellent original form. It’s no wonder he’s beginning to get cranky and maybe even panic. There’s no going back. Think what he’s given up. Many resort to suicide which I really hope doesn’t happen to such a great American hero. I wish him luck as Caitlyn.

      • Minnowredux says:

        I remember Bruce on the box of Wheaties when I was growing up…. sorry – even though I have a son who is gay…. I honestly have no time for this fool.

        Hey Bruce… why don’t you drive your oversize SUV into the rear end of a Cadillac and kill someone else… you are lighting another cigarette….


        • Octopus says:

          I have several relatives who are gay, and I love them all. I also have several good friends who are gay. Gay is okay! That conservative gay whose essay I posted above is a fine example. If I had a gay kid, I’d be totally fine with it. My best friend growing up, who used to join me in calling awkward adolescents we grew up with the worst homophobic slurs, now has an openly-gay son who has recently connected with my musical theater-connected daughter through mutual gay friends, totally independent of my old friend and I. It’s a small gay world. 😉

          • Minnowredux says:

            My son, who is gay (I have two sons) is about as redneck as they come…. It doesn’t make sense to me…

            He is into guns…. but he is into education (in Ann Arbor at present at U of M working on his Masters of Engineering). I give up.

            Of course, I love him.

            Honestly, I blame his mother (my ex). She is ONE fucked up individual and has reigned supreme on my son since day one.

            Boy, did I fuck up.

          • Octopus says:

            No, you didn’t fuck up. Neither did your ex. Some people are just gay by nature. It’s just one facet of their personality and is neither good nor bad. It just is.

            The political part of being gay is a real bother, though. I have no answers. Most of the people I know who are gay are on the leftist-fringe, except for one who is a moderate person very like myself. He’s my younger daughter’s age and long-time friend, and he was raised on a farm by very conservative, religious parents, who both happen to be very successful in their careers. They had a hard time at first accepting his sexuality, but now they love his significant other as much as anyone loves a son-in-law. Their son is a nurse anesthetist, and his SO is a very successful advertising manager, who has dealt with and won very large corporate accounts in the past five years. This SO is very liberal, to the point where it’s a problem with his partner. Both of these guys are very funny people with merciless sarcastic personalities, which I enjoy a lot, even though I’m not like that. When I’m mean, people know I’m being mean, and they don’t laugh it off. I wish I had that gift, where people just say, “That’s Octo being Octo.”

          • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

            When I was fourteen my mom worked at a supper club. After several years of paper routes she got me a job as a busboy. One of the waiters was flamboyantly gay and was a scream. Totally harmless. During slow down times he would ask the pretty (but wise) waitresses to sit on his lap and talk about whatever comes up. 🙂 LOL!! Fun times. That guy never laid a hand on me and no gay guy I’ve known ever did thru my “entertainment” years. Good dudes in my experience. Later we house sat for a gay couple in Lauderdale. Very funny good guys with tattoos. Even later we knew a conservative gay couple through my wife’s work. We’ve also known some gay ladies over the years. All these people are the salt of the earth.

          • Minnowredux says:

            You are right, I guess – – though I am torn on whether gayness is an innate thing, or a learned behavior. I blame my ex due to the fact that she always singled out No. 2 son and ripped on him unfairly his entire childhood (beginning around age 4). A thought I have had is that No. 2 son really grew tired of the pure meanness of the primary female influence in his life and said “fuck it – I am not dealing with that shit ever again.”

            By the way, I consider myself completely blessed to have my two sons. I will give her credit for that, if nothing else.

          • Octopus says:

            Having known a lot of gay people, young and old, I think it might be a combination of Nature vs. Nurture. Some people are gay from birth, I’m convinced, while others seem to evolve that way over time. Some people are truly bisexual. It’s a complicated issue.

            In general, females seem much more able to choose their direction. Many adult lesbians had bad experiences with men. I think my aunt was raped, before she turned to her longtime female partner, to whom she is now married.

      • Octopus says:

        You’re absolutely right, there’s a LOT of regret for many of these deluded souls. I talked about that here when we first heard of Bruce’s looming re-tooling project. The stats are not good, in terms of happiness after the fact of surgery. Of course, it’s VERY non-PC to know about and publicize these findings, even if you’re one of the regretful ones in sexual limbo-land. The Left doesn’t brook dissent. What hasn’t been lopped off before is in danger of being lopped off now, if you start talking shit about your re-assignment. The big head, in other words, better be ready to follow the little head into the brain-bucket.

  68. Octopus says:

    Old Man Brady making it look way too easy, tonight. What a smooth pro he is, never getting flustered, just making play after play when the game is on the line. If last year’s Super Bowl didn’t erase the last of his doubters, nothing will. The idea that he was suddenly “old” this year after a few lackluster games shows how shallow and dumb most sports fans and commentators are.

    • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

      I’m watching the replay now and I agree he looks great at 40 and killed it tonight. I just worry about him. He’s on the field with big, fast dangerous 20 somethings all gunning for him. Stay safe Tom!

  69. Octopus says:

    The crying is all coming from inside your little libturd bubble, though. In the real world, people are happy and satisfied with their fine populist leader. Okay, he’s a little tactless, but we love that about him. It’s just “Donald being Teh Donald.” 🙂

    P.S. Eat some chimp-poo, Fatass. Just open your mouth, and let it come to ya. 😆

  70. ISTE says:

    Lucy is getting frantic. She is into this crypto currency Bitcoin type shit.

    She is mining Unitus UIS coins and the pool mining site went squirrely.

    She has 9.4 UIS in limbo. that may be lost. That is a whole day mining using four computers!

    Current UIS to USD is $0.1122

    Lucy is pissed she may lose $1.05468

  71. Pakimon says:

    It a beautiful Sunday morning and Pakimog ready for round 2 of playoff football!

    Today, the Jaguars travel north to play Pittsburgh Kneelers in divisional playoff.

    Jaguars always play Kneelers tough so hopefully they can win and move on to AFC championship to play the New England Bradiots!

    It will be cold and since this away game, cheerleaders will watch from warm confines of beach.

    Here’s to hoping cheerleaders get impatient for kickoff and ignore adage to “keep your shirt on!” 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Keep your shirts OFF, girls! Let those nips get a little sun, for a change.

      Good luck, Pak. I’ll be rooting against the Steelers, as usual. 🙂

  72. Octopus says:

    I didn’t even know that video I posted was problematic. Silly me, I just thought it was funny. 😆

  73. Octopus says:

    So great. 😆

    • Minnowredux says:


    • rightymouse says:

      Most excellent!! 😆

    • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

      Points guns at women and children to steal from others. Then whines like a pussy when caught. Pathetic. He’ll be used as a statistic of how blacks are unfairly represented in jail. Try staying in school, respecting others, having real self respect instead of hollow bravado, etc… Yeah your going to jail bro.

  74. Octopus says:

    Great Start!!1! 🙂

    14-0 Jags. Keep on kicking them while they’re down. 😡

    • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

      Heh heh. They did but I gotta hand it to our divisional rivals, they hung around like a bad smell all the way to the end. It was a great game. I just wish our Bungles had that much fight in the playoffs.

  75. Octopus says:

    Trump had absolutely nothing to do with this thing. Who knew Curtis was such an imbecile? 😆

  76. rightymouse says:

    Am making Chicken Marsala in the slow cooker. Dang it smells good!

  77. Octopus says:

    Damn, this football game! Steelers just won’t go away. 35-28 with 9 mins left — anyone’s game.

    • Octopus says:

      Great win for the Jags! Congrats, Pak.

      Oh, and the Wings stomped the Blackhawks today, a game I didn’t even know happened until just now. 🙂

  78. Octopus says:

    I guess the two kinds are, girls who don’t wear a watch, and girls who wear two. I don’t know what else it could be.

  79. Octopus says:

    You keep telling yourself that, Fatass. 😆

    How’s the begging bowl? Hit those goals yet? 😆

  80. Octopus says:

    Gus stumbles off the reservation once again. 😆

  81. Octopus says:

    Okay, they finally made a funny. Been a long time. 😆

    • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

      That was good. Lorne Michaels and Alec Baldwin will now need to do an hour and a half all Trump special which sidelines them all and features only hateful Alec.

  82. Octopus says:

    Is there a more loathsome creature out there than this guy? I can’t think of one right now…give me time. 😆

  83. Octopus says:

    I laughed so hard during this, I had a coughing fit. 😆

    Also, we have another great football game going. The Saints are coming on strong, after an abysmal start, like the Steelers did. Going to be a great finish.

    • Minnowredux says:

      so gratifying to see that last clip when Me-Again drove one of the last nails into her own coffin. God, she is detestable.

  84. Abu Hates Chicago proper says:

    OK, got three. ten more for sidebar.

  85. Abu says:

    What? Sidebar is 15? Done.

  86. ISTE says:

    Tomorrow night I am going to do the cat food test against human food test.

    I will compare Fancy Feast against high end wieners.

    So will Boris and Natasha.

    My eating cat food experiments so far, and that includes canned food, dry kibble stuff and treats tells me there is much less salt in cat food.

    Also if you look at the ingredients for cat food they add all the vitamins and minerals a cat needs for a complete healthy diet.

    A pack of 8 hot dogs does not.

    • Octopus says:

      A long time ago, I was told by our pet vet that all pet food had to meet human standards for nutrition and cleanliness. Then, there were the stories of elderly poor eating pet food to survive, back in the ’80’s before human food became the much-cheaper option.

      In other words, chow down. Good enough for your Kommie Katz, good enough for anyone. 🙂

      • ISTE says:

        The meat the pet food industry rejects goes to the hot dog manufacturers.

      • KGB says:

        It just so happens that I work in Product Safety for a pet food manufacturer that you’ve all heard of. And yes, our facilities (as well as those of our competitors) are held to the same standards as any human food factory. We don’t fuck around when it comes to making this stuff. Every single consumer complaint we get involves someone telling us how their pet is a member of their family, blah, blah, blah. The market — as well as the power of social media — dictates that we take food safety very, very seriously.

        • Octopus says:

          Do you work for Purina in Buffalo? We used to drive past that place on the way to Grandma’s house. Well, you could see it from the highway. And smell it. 🙂

          • KGB says:

            There is no Purina pet food facility in Buffalo, although there used to be a Purina feed mill in the old First Ward, just off South Park Avenue if memory serves me correctly. I’ve seen old timey pictures of it when visiting my brother-in-law’s stomping grounds in south Buffalo. You guessed the company correctly, however. We have a plant 45 minutes south of Buffalo.

          • Octopus says:

            The smell of dog food meant we were only about ten minutes away. Which was a very welcome thing, after over five hours in a station wagon with 10 people in it. 🙂

    • ISTE says:

      Already planning the test. The wiener will be served at the same temperature as the other food. I do not want to bias the results. Also ALL the samples will be cut up to the same physical dimensions so there is no false results due to the granularity of the test food.

      Is there anything I am missing?

      • Octopus says:

        George says, “How about a little crispy bacon in both samples, just to enhance the salivary response?”

        This morning, he and I shared a nice bacon, egg and toast breakfast. I put a little sharp cheddar into the scrambled eggs, which we both like. But it always comes back to the bacon…crispy, but not overcooked. A little fat left here and there.

  87. Octopus says:

    What a football game! Congrats to the Vikes, and Case Keenum, the journeyman QB who became a superstar just in time.

  88. Octopus says:

    I really like this kid (no homo). He’s a great salesman, which I appreciate, and he’s got a good sense of humor, which is always a good thing. I will be looking into the purchase-ability of the suppressed air-gun featured, too.

  89. Octopus says:

    Okay, he’s not Norm Macdonald, but he has ‘splodey things. I really enjoy these videos. Oh,and he’s got a good dog, and a cute kid. What the hell else do you want?