Charles Johnson got noticed.

The libblog Balloon Juice was turning on The Gray Lady for publishing an op-ed on Donald Trump that wasn’t 100% negative, and guess who got a pat on his pudgy scrunchie?

Yeah, he was replying to himself and two others shortly before he Tweeted his intention to get hammered on New Years Eve… alone.

Balloon Juice has rotating subtitles, too, and the one that showed up on the screencap is appropos, especially for Charles Johnson.

Congrats, Charles. You made the big time.

139 Comments on “Charles Johnson got noticed.”

  1. Pakimon says:

    Balloon Juice?

    Never heard of it.

    Just another little fish in the Leftist ocean of sniveling butthurt. 😆

  2. rightymouse says:

    Balloon Juice was scraping the bottom of the barrel with Fatso’s Tweet. It’s an oldish rag that’s lost its notoriety showing a Tweet from a fat man with an old rag that’s completely lost its notoriety.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      God she’s a gross gap-toothed half Jew/Italian attention whore who can’t sing. Give me Lady Gaga all day long, neurosis and all. She’s homely too, but super cute and sexy and sings her ass off including collaborations with singing giants Elton John and Tony Bennett.

    • Octopus says:

      Oooh, armpit hair! So shocking. That’s as avant garde as avocado toast! 😆

  3. rightymouse says:

    Who are you calling obsessive, Fatass?

  4. Arachne says:

    600 “likes” but only FOUR replies. Yeah, he’s buying them.

  5. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    A Beautiful Response to Misogyny: Heather Maloney, “Don’t Be a Pansy”
    11 hours ago

    Typical liberal Baloney Maloney. A guy came by the next morning to hook up your power and he was polite and non-threatening. But keep whining so we can keep track of who’s full of shit.

    • Octopus says:

      Every time that song gets played, another beta male gets his tummy patted by his condescending girlfriend who’s cheating on him with her mean old boss. 😆

  6. Octopus says:

    Heheh. A joke only a Dad could love. 😆

  7. Octopus says:

    More than half the country now recognizes the MSM is hopelessy biased, Fatass. Remember when you used to talk about the same fact, day after day after day? We do!

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:


      Telling the truth is definitely something the Left wants to avoid.

      Fake news on the Internet? You bet your ample ass. Unfortunately, there’s even more fake news on the MSM.

      And, just to be fair, “cultist” is an OK label by me, as long as you use it the same way for the Obama and Hillary and Bernie worshippers.

      • Bunk X says:

        “Fake but True” was an LGF mantra not too long ago. It ended about the time he banned Zombie for pointing out that a photoshop of Sarah Palin getting her shoes shined by a black man was a photoshop.

  8. Octopus says:

    Huma was a great person to have servicing the Secretary Of State, eh? So responsible. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      What a mess she caused! Oy! And to think she was a pubic hair away from being Chief of Staff or some other position of power under Hillary.

      • Bunk X says:

        The name of the pube was Anthony.

        • Octopus says:

          Anthony turned out to be a poorly-chosen beard, for sure. But Huma has just as many skeletons in her closet, squeezed in with all the expensive designer duds and footwear. Someday we’ll see a real expose of her familial connections to terrorist organizations and, lesbehonest, her relationship with Shrillary.

  9. rightymouse says:

    DeBlahBlah is a white racist!!!

  10. Octopus says:

    Gus put on his steel panties last night and got sassy with the proggies. Chunky, this can not stand! 😆

    ISIS will kill every last progressive and the progressive would lead themselves to slaughter.
    8 hours ago
    You deserve it.
    8 hours ago
    I look forward to you getting your head chopped off by ISIS.
    8 hours ago
    Israel is still more diverse than your bullshit liberal city.
    8 hours ago

    Selected Chunky autoresponse:

    Oh, and if it’s not too much trouble, go to a neutral corner of the garage and fuck yourself silly. Thank you.

  11. rightymouse says:

    Interesting that Gussy is going after Randy Bryce, who is running against Paul Ryan.

    Never mind. Bernie Sanders has endorsed Bryce.

  12. Octopus says:

    Judith Curry is being attacked by a pack of rabid Warmenistas, and Chunky is trying to pile on. 😆

  13. Octopus says:

  14. Octopus says:

    Another good show I guarantee you’ll binge-watch: “Fauda,” Season One, on Netflix. Israeli show about fighting Palestinian terrorists. The first three episodes were transfixing TV.

    The first Israeli show I ever got into was “Prisoners Of War,” which ended up being bastardized into “Homeland” in the US. The original was a great show.

    Oh, and the second episode of the new season of “Black Mirror,” I watched last night. Not quite as great as the first episode, but pretty darn good — asks some very important questions about how far people will go to keep their kids safe, and the possible consequences.

  15. Bunk X says:

    Got a call from ISTE tonight. He’s a bit distraught. A friend of his from Iowa is in trouble financially after losing his job. He got divorced, too. Then he got a speeding ticket that he couldn’t pay and lost his drivers license after he was caught driving without one. His family has disowned him, and he alienated his former employer. The guy’s 41, homeless, lives at a Greyhound bus station. Oh, and he was also a methhead, but he’s been clean for 5 months and needs money to get back on his feet. He’s a real nice guy, though. He has a Facebook account.

    ISTE paid the guy’s speeding ticket, told him to go to court and plead poverty and ask for leniency, with the promise to pay the outstanding fines.

    ISTE asked for my opinion, and I told him.

    • Bunk X says:

      Actually I told him that his friend is fucked up and old enough to figure out his own troubles on his own without any one else trying to help him get another fix.

      • Bunk X says:

        Somebody’s trying to figure out how to eat an elephant…

        • ISTE says:

          Seeing as you mentioned elephant five significant chunks have now been eaten since last Thursday. I suggested we start at opposite ends.

          Trunk is not bad! 🙂

          • Bunk X says:

            ISTE– Sorry I divulged a private conversation – inappropriate impulse on my part. As for the elephant, don’t throw away the ears. Cut them into strips, knot them up and dry them out. Dogs love ’em.

      • rightymouse says:

        Dude sounds totally effed up.

        • Octopus says:

          Some people, you just can’t fix. You end up enabling more lousy behavior. There are social services in place that assist such people who are truly ready to change — steer him to one of those.

        • ISTE says:

          Nope, just lost his direction. I will give an update in a few months.

          Now, as to me. Yep I am totally effed up 😦

          • rightymouse says:

            Meth isn’t something to dismiss lightly, no matter how much you care about the person. It’s incredibly addictive and destructive, especially if mixed with other drugs. Good luck helping. Seriously. I do hope things work out.

          • ISTE says:

            Yes, and he realized it. He was offered a place to stay not knowing they were into meth… and you probably got the idea how the rest happened.

            LOL he is changed. Now helping him out of the hole.

          • Octopus says:

            Those “before and after meth”-pics will make you lose your lunch. Google is not your friend, with this one. 😯

  16. Bunk X says:

    This is National Lampoon quality.

  17. Pakimon says:

    When are Leftist imbeciles going to realize that the only reason Trump fires off such tweets is to “trigger” them and send them into shrieking, squealing hysterics so non-imbeciles can point and laugh at them?

    I suspect the answer is “never” . 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Here’s the tweet that’s got the Leftist imbeciles collectively shrieking and crapping their pants:

      • Pakimon says:

        Chunkles has a button too! It’s green and he (allegedly) made it himself!

        It doesn’t launch nuclear missiles though…

        On the plus side, that’s good for us stalkers and stalkerettes given Chunkles’ penchant for peevish rage. 😆

  18. If Churles is using the expression “Hold my beer,” we can safely say that the expression is past its prime.

    • Arachne says:

      So sad watching Chuckie McButtrumple bray and bray against the evil that is the Trump. Who has probably muted him anyway but the Culver City Zit thinks he is speaking Truth to Power. He isn’t even speaking “truth”.

  19. Octopus says:

    We’re going deep again. Turn your diving helmets to Wumbo. 😆

  20. Octopus says:

    Meryl Streep suffers from a lack of personal awareness that rivals our own Dear Fatass’s condition. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Can’t stand Streep. Totally overrated.

      • Octopus says:

        Try watching “Sophie’s Choice” now, in light of everything. Bet you can’t make it through the first half. 😆

        • rightymouse says:

          I hated that movie. Hated her in everything she’s done, including “Death Becomes Her”, even though I loved the movie, especially Goldie Hawn. Couldn’t stand her in the “Deer Hunter” either. And I think the worst one she’s ever done (if that’s possible) is “Mama Mia”.

        • Arachne says:

          I always thought Julia Child’s living relatives should have sued her for that ridiculous performance she gave in that movie. There is nothing of the onscreen Child that we saw through the years that even remotely resembled that BS imitation.

  21. Octopus says:

    This gave me a big lol. 🙂

  22. Octopus says:

    You haven’t been keeping up with the Left, have you? 😆

    You had one job! Granted, it was a non-paying one, but you were fused to your futon anyway…

    • Arachne says:

      The fact that he hasn’t keeled over from excess poundage is what SHOULD amaze him. And why are you hanging out at Breitbart, there, pal? Apparently you must be some closet racist since according to you there’s nothing but white supremacists over there and no one is really looking to you for analysis anyway. So I guess you must LIKE reading that stuff.

  23. ISTE says:

    Bunk, no problem. I called you for ideas. You threw it out to a wider audience. The consensus seems to be that because drugs were involved I should just walk away.

    However it is more complicated than that. Possum supporting a drug addict. Not the case, I only found about this during a casual phone call I made to him last week. I used to work with him. I think the last time I spoke to him he was on a job site and needed some pages from a technical manual for a piece of equipment that was over a thousand pages long. You try finding the correct information using a cell phone in the middle of nowhere and with a poor cell service in the area. I found the info and texted it to him.

    He did not contact me asking for help or money. I called him and in the conversation he told me how his life has changed recently. I asked very few questions. He told me his story freely.

    I moved to Texas about three and a half years ago. Packed all the things I either valued or needed, plus a $30 tent and drove over 900 miles south in 17 hours to start a new life. No home, no job but a plan

    That was in October 2014. Got to Texas and found all the fucking campgrounds had closed Memorial day for the winter. LOL… some fucking plan that was!

    I worked with him for two and a half years. I think I got to know him very well. I do not mean we sat next to each other in an office. We were on maintenance and installation jobs and often spent four to six hours in a truck getting to jobs in Iowa and Nebraska.

    You ever spent six hours driving in Nebraska? There is bugger all to talk about. “Oh look at the mountains! Hey aren’t the trees in this forest really pretty in the fall?” There are no trees and if there was a mountain I am sure we would have noticed it!

    So we talked about things……..

    I really know him, him as the real him.

    He is worth fighting for.

    I hope nobody here is offended about my comments about Nebraska but… on a trip with a different crew we drove from Iowa and then to South Dakota and when we were North of the job site in Nebraska we then turned South and headed down to it.

    That detour put about another 100-150 miles onto the journey and an extra threee hours, but guess what?

    We didn’t have to drive across Nebraska!!!!!!!

    • Octopus says:

      You are 100% right about Nebraska. It’s a weird state with almost nothing to see, and goes on forever if you’re just trying to travel through. Take a different route!

      As for your friend, you need to do what you think is best. Speaking only for myself, I had several good friends from my younger days who got lost in drugs and/or alcohol, and I had to separate myself from them. They’re all dead now, all died in their 30’s, which is what happens when you never stop beating your brains in with substances and making the resultant horrible choices along the way.

      I have several family members who got sober through AA or other counseling, and I support them wholeheartedly. Some people you can help. Do what you can.

    • Minnowredux says:

      Friends being friends…. always good. I wish you well in helping your compadre. Sometimes, that is all it takes to get someone back on track – them knowing someone cares.

      You are a good man. Good luck.

  24. Octopus says:

    This tickled all the funnybones! Mind you, these are the same numbskulls who came out super-strong for Shrillary, and have turned California into, well, California Today.

    Drink your feces, kids. See y’all in the next life. 🙂

  25. Octopus says:

    Reprise Time:

    Try to read this article, Chunky. Sound out the big words. 😆

  26. Pakimon says:

    This would be a good time to schedule a Cheetos and Mountain Dew delivery through your account.

    It’s a forgone conclusion that you’ll never be able to squeeze out your front (or back) door again.

    Just had a thought.

    Can you imagine what would happen if Chunkles’ internet service were shut off?

    He’d be rampaging through his hovel like a crack smoking hippopotamus, door frames creaking and splitting as he tries to squeeze outside to waddle out and pay his bill. 😆

    ProTip: If you happen to be in Culver City during such an event, make sure you find yourself a burning stick!

    • Arachne says:

      Translation: Nothing out there I can steal and pretend I wrote on it/discovered it/reported on it and get away with it.

      Oh and hey – big Amazon gift card from the bosses again. Ordering through Legal Insurrection’s account….

  27. Octopus says:

    Don, Jr. shut the shit down hard. Sorry, Chunky. Your latest impeachment scandal is fizzling out faster than Huma’s political career. 😦

  28. Octopus says:

    😆 The funniest part is, she probably DID intend to send season’s greetings to her Satanist pals. It would be non-inclusive to discriminate against them.

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      Wouldn’t Season’s Greetings a Satanist basically be kicking them in the balls?

      • rightymouse says:

        What balls?

      • Octopus says:

        I already posted South Park’s “Christmas Time In Hell” this holiday season, so let’s just say, Satan enjoys Christmas, along with Hitler, the Kennedys, Michael Landon, Jeffrey Dahmer, Princess Di, and some others I can’t recall right now. 🙂

  29. rightymouse says:

    We all know you have to scrounge around for food & shelter, but most of us actually don’t mind working to support ourselves & our families. Get a job.

    • Octopus says:

      The DOW has little to do with everyday economics, and less to do with an honest day’s work for an honest day’s pay. Gus has been out of the system so long, he knows it only by rumor and innuendo. He sees people going to work, presumably, but doesn’t really understand the process. Same as Chunky. They’re like pets who lie around the house all day getting into occasional trouble with the garbage or the internet, while the humans are out doing whatever it is humans do all day.

  30. ISTE says:

    LOL I got fucked!

    I think….

    Oh well, tomorrow is a new day.

    • ISTE says:

      We were going to eat an elephant. Small chunks at a time. Today late afternoon I realized I had eaten the fucking thing all alone! Now you will not answer my calls and respond in text. So… it looks like the final effort to get you out of this shit went up your arm. Fuck you! we were $39 from pulling this off and getting you a new life!

      Yeah!!!! I fed the guy for a month starting 31 December 2017 with a $300 gift card. Paid his speeding fine that got his licence suspended $141.

      Today I got a frantic text from him at 11am saying he would be thrown out of the Roach Motel where he lived at noon. Called motel they only accept cash. Fuck.

      Did a deal with owner that if I wired money Walmart to Walmart and texted receipt to him for $510 then that paid for room until 14/01/2018

      Did I mention that because I paid speeding ticket his licence has now been unsuspended?

      All he has to do is walk to DMV and pay $20 unsuspended fee and $10 for new licence.

      Oh I was not stupid. Called Roach Motel and asked if all was now paid. It was.

      I gave him food for a month ( ok subway $300 )

      I paid his fine

      I gave him a roof until 01/15/2018

      Done… he won’t answer my calls tonight. Fuck him.

      • Minnowredux says:

        The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.

        You did the right thing.He didn’t.

        Fuck him.

      • rightymouse says:

        He’ll be back. I suggest rehab for him. Does he have extended family that can help? Freeze all financial assistance unless he’s willing to do what you ask. Stop playing his game. My 2 cents.

        • ISTE says:

          All his family and ex co workers have told him to fuck off from what I gather

          in less than a week I got him fed for a month. Stop laughing, $300 gift card at Subway is not that bad.

          Got his outstanding fines paid off.

          Got him a motel room until the 14th Jan

          Tried to call him many times tonight to tell him I got his driver licence unsuspended!

          I did my part.

          Now he will not answer my calls or emails or texts. Need to tell him what to give to DMV as in payment confirmation so he gets his licence back.

          Fuck him.

        • ISTE says:

          And something else Calo will testify to. I have a strange habit. I stick with things, try to make things right then suddenly I just walk away. That is how I arrived in the USA with just a suitcase. That is why I moved to Texas with no job, no home and a useless tent.

          I really try my very best, then if that is not enough I say “Fuck this” and move on

          Trying to re rehabilitate a former friend who hit upon hard times. Well I tried for six whole days and then said “fuck this” and moved on…

          Good news is I have a cat! She has been with me three weeks. Longest relationship I have had for years.

  31. Bunk X says:

    via emai:

    A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.
    He asked a girl, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”

    The girl replied, in a loud voice, “NO, I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”

    All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.

    After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man’s table and said with a laugh,

    “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. I bet you felt embarrassed, right?”

    The man responded in a loud voice: “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ….. I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!”

    All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

    The man whispered to her, “I study law and I know how to screw people.”

    • Octopus says:

      Gut one! 😆

      P.S. Yes, they ended up banging.

      • Bunk X says:

        Decades ago I shared a townhouse with a girl I once had a crush on. Didn’t take me long to realize I’d made a mistake by moving in. Sometimes she was a lot of fun to be with, other times she was just nasty. One time she came home late, started giving me shit for no reason, and I told her to fuck off.

        She responded, “You’re drunk!” so I threw a Churchill at her.

        “Yeah, but you’re a bitch. At least I’ll be sober in the morning.”

  32. Bunk X says:

    • Octopus says:

      I can’t tell you how many thousands of those #400 transmission cases I hauled out of the bin and locked into the drilling machine, in the two years after high school. Warm memories. 😯

  33. Phil says:

    Hell just froze over
    Reggie is the antichrist
    Reggie aka Ford Prefect is real
    And he has friends in very high places
    He publicly kneecapped clueless chunky chuckles the clown
    Geller is next!!1
    I’m glad I left the fever swamp before Lawrence showed up
    Didn’t he break Floral’s heart when Chuckles banned him?
    Maybe it was the other way around

  34. Phil says:

    More bad news
    The five bloody bikers out cold story was true
    That was the day I met the Goddess
    So it wasn’t a fair fight
    Besides, the Ferndale Michigan police arrived quickly,
    And they took out the last hillbillies standing
    And helped to drag the white trash to the curb on Nine Mile Road
    And asked me my favorite question
    Sir, would you like to press charges
    I always answer no
    No name, sanitized report and no messy paperwork for Ferndale’s
    Bye forever

  35. what say you #girliemen checkout #timetravelfun

  36. Check the timestamp
    Replied in less than 60 seconds
    Guess who that is silly stalker troll?

    Go ask Anthony Watts what happened
    Your comment will never ever be posted
    Just like at LGF

    Your move


    • If you do go to Watts’ fever swamp ask him why he used an old photo of a former head of the FBI for my photo when I have sent the sick perverted girlie-man real ones.

      Pam Geller is not going to enjoy the Ides of March

  37. Just to keep you honest
    Don’t worry
    You are beneath my contempt
    Your enemy will soon be the GOP
    Anybunny willing to put their money where their mouse is to raise,
    Money for @MSF
    I am raising 42 million
    Who has the balls to bet against me
    Ask that fraud Pam Geller if she has any life insurance money left,
    She may be Meshuganeh and a waste of carbon
    But she knows I passed on those comments she deleted
    From a right-wing mass murderer

  38. Enjoy little ones

  39. archived for posterity
    Be prepared for mega traffic Jan !!