Merry Christmas, Charlie Johnson!

Charles Johnson never wished anyone a Merry Christmas as far as I could recall, so I broke into the Blogmock Rec Room, busted the lock and opened the rusty hinge on the trap door hidden underneath the cat stuff behind the couch and climbed down into the stifling confines of The Boiler Room. I found a box marked “Christmas.”

You won’t find those legit comments via The Wayback Machine or on The World’s Greatest Search Engine, but there they are, a late, yet appreciated, Christmas present to Diary of Daedalus. Thank you, Charles.

In the spirit of giving, I went to Target today. The shipment will be a bit late, but it’s the thought that counts.

Merry Christmas Charles!

232 Comments on “Merry Christmas, Charlie Johnson!”

  1. Abu says:


    / foist

  2. Pakimon says:

    Merry Christmas all you stalkers and stalkerettes!

  3. Bunk X says:

    Little Isadore was the best.

  4. Bunk X says:

    This is for Calo.

  5. rightymouse says:


  6. rightymouse says:

    Gus was on a drunk rant last night.

  7. rightymouse says:

    Julian Assange deletes his Twitter account.

    Gussy has a sad…

  8. Pakimon says:

    Breaking news!

    The fat-assed jazzy ponytail is butthurt on Christmas Eve!

    • Pakimon says:

      Trump pointedly calling out the sacred libtard commandment that everyone must say “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas” to avoid possibly offending a non-Christian special snowflake has made Chunkle’s butthurt massive…

        • Octopus says:

          If Chunky ever left the house and interacted with real people, he’d know that this is a simple fact — People are saying “Merry Christmas” again, stores are putting it in their advertising and signage, and nobody’s dying of butthurt besides a very few pinch-faced SJW scolds on either demented coast.

          It’s wonderful. 🙂

          • rightymouse says:

            At hubby’s Xmas concerts he has always made a point of calling them a “Christmas Concert”. When people have asked at times why he doesn’t call them “Holiday Concerts”, his response is basically that these concerts are to celebrate Christmas, not anything else. If folks want to do their own concerts to celebrate whatever they wish to, they should do so. His concerts this year were sold out. 🙂

  9. Pakimon says:

    The searing butthurt is making Chunkjles’ brain melt! 😆

    Weaponizing “Merry Christmas”? “Tear apart the United States”? 😆

    What a drama queen. 😆 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      It’s also not surprising that after all of Chunky’s histrionics and butthurt squealing, he wraps up his Twitter dump by tweeting that Trump is “a bigoted asshole” for proudly saying…

      Yes, you guessed it!

      Merry Christmas!

      I’d like to thank the fat ponytailed shut-in for making a complete ass of himself on Twitter.

      A nice present for all the stalkers and stalkerettes to enjoy. 😆

      • Minnowredux says:

        tone deaf as usual…. “ranting and spewing insults”….

        Merry Christmas to one and all!

        Have a Peaceful, Love filled day!

      • Octopus says:

        His complete lack of self-awareness has never been more vividly presented to the public. 😆

  10. rightymouse says:

    Waiting for guests to arrive. It sneauxed earlier.

  11. Octopus says:

    When I first heard Led Zep nearly had a different lead singer, I thought it would have been a real disaster for the band. Hearing the original choice sing now, I think it would have worked out fine. A little different, but he and Page would have still rocked the house.

  12. rightymouse says:

    The incomparable Sumi Jo singing “Ave Maria”. It’s a rarely done piece. Hubby conducted it with his orchestra and soprano on Saturday. Standing “O”.

  13. rightymouse says:

    “Jesu Joy of Man’s Desiring” by the Celtic Woman.

  14. rightymouse says:

    Handel’s “Hallelujah Chorus”.

    I feel sad for people like Chunky who are spiritually bereft.

  15. Bunk X says:

    • rightymouse says:

      Rudolph, on the other hand….

      • rightymouse says:

        Then there’s this….

        • Octopus says:

          Santa is a crazy horndog. I think we all knew he was into the weird stuff, with the elf-slaves and reindeers, and the long-suffering wifey. The man works but once a year, for Christ’s Sake. That’s a lot of stored-up energy. released all at once in an orgy of giving.

    • Larry Dismang says:

      I spent a wonderful Christmas eve and Christmas day with friends and family.
      I see that the obnoxious Twitter troll Chuck spent his holiday alone and seething with hate and jealousy.
      You are hated and alone for a reason Chuck, but you are too selfish and stupid to connect the dots, so if you want to find sympathy, it’s in the dictionary along with shit and suicide.

  16. Abu says:

    Merry Christmas to the BRC, our various hosts, and all the posters here. I posted cheers upstairs but wanted to ensure you all know how much I enjoy, and learn from, all here. To attempt to list names would mean forgetting to add a few. And we’ re all about “inclusive”, amirite?
    Looking forward to ‘18.

  17. rightymouse says:


  18. Bunk X says:

    Wow. Drudge just lost all its headlines.

  19. Octopus says:

    Merry Christmas to all of youse mockers, stalkers, science deniers and racist hate-mongers. I hope you all had a lovely weekend of revelry and gift-giving/receiving, as I did. I got this virtual reality headset from a prospective son-in-law that uses my Iphone as a screen, and it’s friggin’ awesome — I’m watching a movie right now, the first one with this wacky new personal theater/virtual reality/really great for watching porn (SHHHHHH!) thingie, called “Miami Blues.” It’s the first starring vehicle for a young Alec Baldwin and Jennifer Jason Leigh, from a noir classic by one of my favorites, Charles Willeford, and they didn’t manage to fuck it up too much. Ms. Leigh’s breasts are the perkiest critters ever filmed, and Baldwin is a young punk who gets into major trouble as a one-man crime-wave. It’s a great flick, which I saw once a long time ago with my wife before we had kids or responsibilities. Check it out, on your big HDTV or your own personal theater that shuts out the entire world. 😉

  20. Octopus says:

    George had an incredibly tiring day today, getting up with me at 6am for a walk in the park that lasted two hours, and then home for the opening of the presents. He got a nice stuffed animal that he turned inside out in minutes, looking for the squeaker — we took out the noisemakers and gave it back, and he started eating the skin of the beast, so we had to confiscate the remainder. He can’t have nice things, if they are soft and furry. Just hard bones he can gnaw on.

    He’s passed out on my foot right now, after we entertained lots of guests all day. Here’s a shot of him yesterday evening, before the party started:

  21. windbag says:

    Happy Boxing Day!!

  22. windbag says:

    A friend sent this yesterday. I had never heard of it prior. Merry Christmas.

  23. Octopus says:

    The Lefties’ angry retorts to this masterful trolling are delicious schadenfreude. 😆

  24. Octopus says:

    Trump is kicking ass and taking names, but the Left is unable to comprehend his majesty. Here’s how Chunky fatsplains it:

    Normalizing Trump: An Incredibly Brief Explainer
    A conflict in the journalist’s code was created by a president wholly unfit for the job.
    By plansbandcrss
    POLITICS • 1 day, 2 hours ago • Views: 426
    Most every journalist who covers Trump knows of these things:

    1. He isn’t good at anything a president has to do. From the simplest, like pretending to help out in flood relief, to the hardest: making the call when all alternatives are bad. (We’re told he can be charming one-on-one. So maybe that’s his one skill.)

    2. He doesn’t know anything about the issues with which he must cope. Nor does this seem to bother him.

    3. He doesn’t care to learn. It’s not like he’s getting better at the job, or scrambling to fill gaps in his knowledge.

    😆 😆 😆 😆

  25. Eclectic Infidel says:

    Merry Christmas everyone. It’s been quite awhile.

  26. Octopus says:

    😆 What a list! 😆

  27. Octopus says:

    I’m glad they’re demilitarized, to be honest. 😆

  28. Octopus says:


    Oh, Fatass. Your mind is completely gone. 😆

  29. Octopus says:

    Too Good Not To Share:

    270. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/26 **#12**
    The Fix Was In: Last week I wrote about a candidate who felt like they needed to kill to keep their secrets. Actually, not even to keep secrets so much as to keep secrets of others. It turns out that close to that same period in time there was another killing, a double homicide actually, that was set up and paid for by another candidate. The double murder was lost in a wave of murders in this city that has seen many thousands of murders since these double homicides. How easy it was to just not investigate that one too thoroughly and before you know it there were hundreds of others much more newsworthy to push those two of the front page. A mother of one of the victims has tried to speak out. Each time she does, reporters are sent tips en masse from unknown accounts that she is crazy and shouldn’t be believed. They mention her 5150 hold like it was from the day before rather than decades ago. Back in the day when this candidate was an unknown he would run around town with this very connected politician/celebrity who moved in very high circles. How high? He and that A+ lister who always seems to turn up in these blinds have been best buddies forever. Anyway, our candidate and his friend would cruise gay nightclubs almost every happy hour. It was a cheap way to eat and drink and they could meet lots of willing men. Each of them found someone who they liked more than the others. A few years later, it would be those two men who were found dead. It was more the celebrity/politician who found the person to commit the murder than our candidate. He didn’t spare any expense and hired the best. The problem was the double murder was perfect. Execution style hit. No robbery, and no motive. Neither had connections to drugs or gangs and the killings were just too slick. The thing is though, if you hire someone less experienced, they start talking and get busted and then start talking about people who hired them. Better to have some questions about motive down the road than someone in custody singing like a canary. There is another celebrity involved in all of this. An A- list dual threat actor who can currently be seen on a fairly hit network show. When he had an opportunity to get close to the candidate after the murders, he started hearing whispers. His mistake was going to the candidate and asking him about it. Well, the candidate was already a winner and wanted to be a winner again, so the next thing you know he pushes the actor out of his life for good. To make all of this look more like a conspiracy theory, a person is hired who is obviously a little off and who is always willing to do anything for money. They discredit the guy who doesn’t care since he has been paid and everyone just goes on to the next thing and forgets all the evidence staring directly them in the face.
    City: Chicago
    Candidate: President Barack Obama
    Politician/celebrity: Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel
    A+ lister: David Geffen
    A- list dual threat actor/hit network show: Terrence Howard (“Empire”)

  30. Octopus says:

    Perhaps you’ve noticed Old Rosie is looking and acting even crazier than usual of late? Offering bribes on Twitter and whatnot? Well, there may be a partial explanation.

    267. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/26 **#9**
    This former A+ list talk show host/B list mostly movie actress is not only self-medicating, she is also mixing her prescription pills and drinking a ton of wine with them. Rehab needs to be before the end of the year.

    Rosie O’Donnell

  31. Bunk X says:

  32. Bunk X says:

    Dang. Been up almost 12 hours in a row. G’night.

  33. Octopus says:

    Another campaign promise has been kept, with ISIS almost completely destroyed in a year. I remember when Trump was saying on the campaign trail he’d do this, and “It will be so fast, you won’t believe it.” Obama and media minions scoffed and jeered, and went back to their fudge-packing and whatnot.

    For the umpteenth time, thank God that empty-suit of a unicorn messiah is disappearing fast in the rearview mirror. There’s still a LOT of mess to be cleaned up from his disastrous shitshow, but the job is well begun.

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      And it’s also good to remember that territory was gained on Obungle’s watch. Or rather non-watch.

  34. rightymouse says:

    A Fatso retweet… 😆 Liberals HATE having their crap thrown back in their faces by Trump.

  35. rightymouse says:

    Please click my AMAZON link! PLEASE!!

  36. just poop says:

    Hey Charles of the begging for money status : Nick Searcy is guest hosting the Rush Limbaugh show today

    big time Charles.
    how are the pop ups coming Charles? Making a few bucks a day?

  37. Bunk X says:

    Hey Righty – Found a pic of my favorite band director.,_Pete%5B1%5D.jpeg

  38. Arachne says:

    Hi Fatso! So Nick Searcy gets to guest host the most listened to talk show in the United States today. And I’m sure Bob and and Bubble Factory or whatever it’s being called these days is going to have you on soon…….real soon.

    $10 says Chubby Fuckwit had his ear glued to the radio to see if Searcy mentioned him. Since I listen to the podcast on the way home, I’ll report back. My money says he didn’t.

    Stay tuned…..

    • Octopus says:

      Heheheh…that stings a bit, eh? Chunky only managed one weak tweet today. Something about Max Boot getting woke. 😆


    • Bunk X says:

      He didn’t get a single mention. No recognition whatsoever. What a shame. 😀

      • Arachne says:

        Nope. And not a single caller asked about Nick’s putdowns of him on Twitter either. Such a shame. But it’s not like he wasted three hours.

        I’ve been lax in my visits of late kids, only cuz Fatass has become a bore and there is much to do on Twitter smacking these shits around. But I see we are five months away from the third anniversary of the GoFundMe begging bowl and Chubby McFartcheeks hasn’t even hit his original goal.

        He’s raked it in so far at the astounding rate of $8.20 a day! Which translates to the same amount of money I make working 10 minutes. So I’ve basically made Fatso’s “salary” before I’ve even fixed my morning coffee.

    • Bunk X says:

      The first time I heard of Little Green Footballs was on Limbaugh’s show. The second time I heard of Little Green Footballs was on Limbaugh’s show.

  39. Octopus says:

    Two hot girls prank each other mercilessly. What could be better?

  40. Octopus says:

    TRIGGERED!!1! 😆

    The Left is beclowning themselves silly over the glimpse of a Confederate flag in the background of a Florida fishing trip. Must mean Jared and Ivanka are racists who want to bring back slavery, right, Fatass? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, you’re an imbecile.

  41. Octopus says:

    Do people read Krugman and say, “By George, the man is spot-on. What a great mind.”?

    Because all I see is somebody so incredibly daft, wrong-o and delusional, I think there should be an intervention of some kind. Everything he says is incorrect.

  42. Octopus says:

    This guy…needs something. A timeout? 😆

    (good old-fashioned ass-kicking)

  43. Octopus says:

    The idiot celebrities who got taken to the woodshed by Trump and their own stupidity — I wish Dear Fatass was more popular than just 11 sillies, so we could include his beclownment on this list.

  44. Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get up!! says:

  45. Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get up!! says:

  46. Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get up!! says:

    🙂 LOL!

  47. Octopus says:

    Seems to me there was an amusing-but-sad story attached to Sharmuta’s blocking, but it’s completely slipped out of the leaky vessel I call “Memory Bank.” Anyone recall the facts of the matter? Was she fighting over Chunky-pannus-privileges with Iceweasel?

    • Bunk X says:

      I always got Sharmuta confused with Irish Hose. On the other hand, there was no mistaking either one from Asswhistle.

      • rightymouse says:

        They were both psychophants, but Irish Hose was the meaner of the two. Sharmuta was the pathetic one.

      • rightymouse says:

        Asswhistle was the mega-bitch. Meaner than Irish Hose.

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        I remember that Sharmuta was passive/aggressive and the Hose was just aggressive. I remember trying to talk to Sharmuta once and it was like speaking to a brainwashed person. Plus I think she was reluctant to speak with me because I wasn’t in the cool kids Chunky-approved klub.

        • rightymouse says:

          I found Sharmuta to be creepy. IrishRose was a nasty, mouthy bully. Asswhistle was worse than both of them.

    • just poop says:

      Andrea AKA sharmuta was nice for a while until she fell in love with Charles. Rotted her brain. made her crazy. He did what he always does, kicked her to the curb

      Irish Rose was the worst of the worst. She lied and scammed Real West and another nice LGF’er or two into getting some cash to fly out to san diego to see her son off on some navy ship. She never said thanks, rather sent Real west some nasty emails. She’s a real POS.
      I saw that email.
      ungrateful scumbag doesn’t even begin to describe what that lady is

    • Octopus says:

      Seriously, though. What happened next?!

  48. Octopus says:

    Very fucking clear. Fucking sparkly and shit. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      “We need to be prepared to take it to the streets”? 😆

      When Chunkles says “we”, he means “anybody but him” since he hasn’t been seen in public since 2010.

      The cowardly ponytailed blowhard has probably gotten too fat to fit through his front door. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Chunky’s emotional incontinence is in full flower today. 😆

      • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get up!! says:

        Ha! Great point. He’s constantly touting things he’s missing in action on. BLM and open borders and Gay Rights. In fact he insults other heteros as gay. Then has to back pedal when gays are rightfully offended. What a useless liar tool. No one’s fooled on either side.

        • Octopus says:

          Libturds like Chunky, and they are a dime-a-dozen, are like sinister little children in a way real children rarely achieve — a few psychopaths here and there, who will kill house pets, siblings, even their parents with a fond chuckle. Their media-supported sanctimony excuses them of any responsibility for their base dishonesty. They pretend to have the moral high ground, but they have no real principles besides parroting anything their “celebrity thought-leaders” come up with to attack their enemies. The word “disingenuous” is too weak to describe their forked-tongue blathering. Nothing is too self-contradictory or hypocritical, if it looks like an attack on somebody on the Approved Enemy List.

  49. Octopus says:

    This great twitter thread was posted at AoS, from whence I steal all the things. Very cool story, bro. The flak came raining back, of course.

  50. Bunk X says:

    • rightymouse says:

      😆 😆

    • Arachne says:

      She believes in SCIENCE yet she and the rest of the liberal asshole contingent somehow believes that an XX chromosome pair equals a MAN.

      • Octopus says:

        If she really believed in Science she’d be laughing her ass off at no global warming in 19 years, and a just-ended hurricane drought in the US of unprecedented length. Not to mention, she’d take that DNA test to clear up a little matter of miscegeny. 😆

        • Octopus says:

          Btw, that’s rank cultural appropriation. Cher’s mother introduced a vague, unsubstantiated whisper of “possible Cherokee” into her white-as-rice ethnicity around 2013 when she and Cher collaborated on a movie and Georgia Holt put out her album, “Honky Tonk Woman,” which had been recorded in ’82. Cher gets her dark ethnic flava from her Armenian father. Here’s Mom showing some leg, back in the day.

        • rightymouse says:

          Cher can’t sing. Her voice is just AWFUL!!

  51. Bunk X says:

  52. Pakimon says:

    The Hour’s Getting Late: Chunkles Says He Has the Absolute Right to Do What He Wants With His Cheetos and Mountain Dew” … 😮

  53. Octopus says:

    There’s our Reverend Gus! 😆

    It’s cool.
    8 hours ago
    8 hours ago
    Oh god!
    8 hours ago
    Oh fuckie shit.
    8 hours ago
    This is like, GIANT.
    8 hours ago
    8 hours ago
    8 hours ago
    One way out.
    8 hours ago
    I knew Erica Garner would die.
    9 hours ago
    Walk along the river.
    9 hours ago

    • rightymouse says:

      That blonde gal rummaging in the same dumpster as Gussy was actually a 6′ 5″ Tranny called Brutus.

      It’s cool.
      8 hours ago
      8 hours ago
      Oh god!
      8 hours ago
      Oh fuckie shit.
      8 hours ago
      This is like, GIANT.
      8 hours ago
      8 hours ago

  54. dezes157 says:


    • dezes157 says:

      Gabe Hoff wants some links, can anybody help?

      • Octopus says:

        I remember him defending Roman Polanski, and taking it to the streets for Weiner. I’d hunt up the links, but I’m being called for dinner. My treat, at the Outback. 😆

  55. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Ha! We’re expecting snow here this afternoon and through the evening.

    • Octopus says:

      Gore’s awful pseudo-doc predicted so many things, none of which came close to coming true. If there was any real sanity or journalistic integrity in the MSM anymore, he’d be the laughingstock of the planet, instead of just a punchline on conservative blogs. Also, he tried to rape at least one masseuse, because he’s a “dirty little sex poodle”, in her words. 😆

  56. Octopus says:

    We tried being nice, once upon a time. 😆

  57. Octopus says:

    Speaking of Gus’s Not-Safeway contretemps above, and, “Oh, My Aching Ass,” there’s this guy who got to be a hero at Disney World:

    Please, Mr. Earnestly Gay. Have a box of Mickey-shaped Jujubes and stfu. 😆

  58. Octopus says:

    Isn’t he the ginchiest? 😆

  59. Octopus says:

    Both of my girls and a couple of their friends were dancing and singing in competitions when this season of SYTYCFD was airing, and we used to watch with sharpest criticism. This girl made me sit up and take notice. I hope she’s doing well now — I know she was working as one of Katy Perry’s Benighted Moonbats shortly after the dancing show ended.

  60. Bunk X says:

    Sloopy was from Steubenville.

  61. Bunk X says:

  62. Pakimon says:

    An amazing invention!

    Fun Fact: It can also be used to share The Rotund Jazzy Ponytail’s tweets online with a push of a button. (Apparently there’s a problem with its recognition software so it can’t differentiate between the two.)

    Then again, maybe the recognition software is working just fine… 😆

    • Octopus says:

      I could use that for George, if his irritable pooper sitch continues. Also, I’m still glad the Japanese are demilitarized. Imagine if they were using this ingenuity to maintain their iron grip on the Pacific Ocean. 😯

  63. rightymouse says:

    Somehow I missed this or forgot. Roseanne Barr voted for Trump!! 😯

    • Octopus says:

      She’s brave to go out there like that, speaking her own truth. That’s not allowed in Hollywood. I remember when she was hot for Dubya, too — that was pretty funny.

  64. Octopus says:

    This cute l’il guy is eating cats, squirrels and nearly ate a dog the other day — ripped it up so bad, they had to put it down. If that had been my dog, I’d have shot Mr. Coyote myself, rather than take a flattering pic like this. This is about half a mile from my house. I’ve seen this guy, or members of his family, at dusk and dawn on several occasions. I thought it was kind of cool that we had such wildlife in the area, but now it’s a little too real.

  65. Octopus says:

    Poor George’s holiday season took a trip to the Shitshow, quite literally. Here he is recuperating:

    I’ll tell the story, even though it’s not a pretty one. The day after Christmas, he developed a bad case of diarrhea. Was up all night pooping, and trying to poop, and then licking himself, and getting more and more irritated back there to the point where he was driving himself (and us) nuts.

    It was so cold, the liquid poo was freezing to his backside, which is a nice feature. He’s a very skittish animal who doesn’t like to be touched back there, so it was nearly impossible for us to help clean him up. We got conflicting advice from the vet, who thought it might be a case of anal glands needing expression, but that wasn’t it. They tested him for parasites and whatnot, but determined it was just a bad case of diarrhea that needed to be treated with antibiotics and probiotics.

    Needs the Cone Of Shame for a few days, until the rear-end sitch is calmed down. The condition he has is kind of common, called “large bowel diarrhea.” Hopefully it won’t become chronic, as it does in some dogs.

    Happy New Year! At least he didn’t get mauled by a pack of coyotes. 😯

    • rightymouse says:

      Poor George! 😦

      • rightymouse says:

        Have you checked the Xmas tree watee?

        • rightymouse says:


          • Octopus says:

            We have a fake tree, so no watee. On the other hand, with all the crazy holiday food flying around, there’s no telling what he might have found. The vet thinks it’s not that, though — maybe he ate something outside in the yard, like rabbit poop or something else disgusting.

            Good news is, the diarrhea has cleared up today. No BM’s since 7 am, even though he’s had his bland diet food and lots of water. Took several good pees. I think he’ll be fine, but he’s going to be mad about the cone for awhile. 😉

          • rightymouse says:

            Glad he’s doing better! Our eldest dog is 15 and can’t walk except with help – a harness. One bedroom is decked out with hospital pee/poop pads on the floor. Unless he’s in pain we won’t put him down. I do understand the frustration with bowel issues. Ok
            TMI! 🙂

          • Octopus says:

            Those last days are brutal. I agree with not putting them down until it’s time, and you know when it’s time. The dogs know, too. Before I start sobbing, I’ll just move on…hey, how about that Big Ten, undefeated in bowl play thus far? 🙂

      • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get up!! says:

        Dittoes. We had a funny situation happen here. A neighbor, lady of the

    • Pakimon says:

      “anal glands needing expression”?

      Hmmmm… That would explain Chunkles’ insipid tweets.

      The science is settled! 😆

  66. Octopus says:

    Stupid reply for a stupid comment. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Weird that Chunky is thinking about Trump’s poopy, though. The zeitgeist is not nice. Unless you’re a scat-freak like Fatass, who fixated for months this year on the apocryphal story of the Greater Charles Johnson taking a dump in the living room in college, which in truth would have been a power move beyond Dear Fatass’s powers as a hopeless beta.

    • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get up!! says:

      Does anyone remember Chunky giving a single solitary shit about the Iranian people?

  67. Octopus says:

    “Black Mirror” is back! Booyah, indeed. It’s going to be a good week of TV-watching, as I have my two kids and their significant others excited about season one of “Justified,” which series none of them have ever seen, and now “Black Mirror,” which I’ve been getting my wife up to speed on. We have a whole week of free time looming, so there’s going to be some good viewing in there.

    If you guys haven’t seen the first three seasons of “Black Mirror,” you need to get on it. There aren’t that many episodes in the early seasons. You can catch up quickly. You’ll be glad you did.

  68. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s favorite fake news channel had a classic year of out-stoopeding itself. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      So much massive stinging butthurt! It’s like political Viagra.

      If my schadenboner lasts for more than 4 hours, I guess I’ll go see my doctor. 😆

  69. Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get up!! says:

    OK let me start my dog story again in response to George’s Xmas peakedness. We have new neighbors, young couple with a baby. We’ve just been getting to know them and they’re very sweet. Well she baked brownies and left them for us to find on the porch. They keep fenced in the back of house and she probably didn’t realize we have a whole yard electric fence. Well guess which furry family members found the treats? Right our Dixie and Lola. After getting over the initial miffedness that two mangy mutts ate our brownies we began to worry about all the sugar they ingested! Dixie’s a sixty pounder and probably ate the most but Lola’s a lightweight about half that or less (part beagle). Anyhoo next day she came down with the barfs. We were in touch with the vet. And she was OK later in the day and is no worse for wear.

  70. Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

    It’s kind of been weird with the dogs over the years around here. When we first moved in back in ‘96 we had a big male shepherd Woody (named after Woody Herman) and a runt partial lab who was quite the clown named Sammy (after no one). Also a male. And our cross the street neighbors had a big shepherd whom the guy Paul (about 10 years older than us) took pride in having full control of. And he sure did. But that dog died of old age. So they got another Shepherd and he started the same yard training process. But that dog got sick and died. It seemed like it broke Paul’s heart and he couldn’t bear to have another dog die on him. Through the years our Sammy got sick with what they call mast cell tumors. They were killing him and robbing him of his quality of life so we had the vet put him to sleep. I felt so guilty because even though we had a kitchen sink water filter I always just gave the dogs water from the tap. Because, well they’re just fucking dogs. But then Sammy came down with cancer!! I’m a TERRIBLE PERSON. Dixie and Lola ALWAYS get filtered water now. Anyway then Woody wandered off into the woods (how apropos) and never came back. Years later our daughters found his collar back there. We think he just went out to die. Two doors up across the street a neighbor had been breeding small lap dogs. Their cross the street neighbors got a big dumb brute of a dog of some type who was too dumb to realize their yappers were harmless and killed one. So they stopped doing the breeding of small dogs. They also had another female dog called Sweety. She was very old and very cute and liked to lay in the middle of the street to bask in the sun. So we had to be careful not to run over her 🙂 Anyhoo in the meantime we had gotten Dixie and Lola from the local shelter. Well Dixie got out of the back yard one day and I was walking her back and she went after poor Sweety. She’s a total princess around humans but a total redneck with other dogs. She even scratched my neighbor as we were separating them. It must’ve been deja vu all over for the poor guy. I apologized profusely and he suggested the electronic fence system. Within a month we installed it and have had no problems since. Except for a few isolated incidents as we were adjusting the strength of the deterrent shock. We have some crazy old neighbors who have this brilliant idea of running cat farms. And they idiotically just put cat food out to attract any cat, not just their own. That was one big incentive for our dogs to run off. To go eat that cat food. Not so much to chase the cats which of course is fun too. But cats can defend themselves against dogs. Many dogs find that out the hard way with a scratched nose. So that happened a couple times.