Halloween 2017. It’s not too late.

Print it out full size, cut it out, wrap it around your face and be Charles Johnson 2007 for Halloween. Go trick-or-treating while muttering “…Pam…Pam…Pam…” No one will get it but you and Charles. Bonus points for sporting a magical jazzy ponytail.

Do it.

122 Comments on “Halloween 2017. It’s not too late.”

  1. octopus says:

    This might be too scary for little children. And women. And Jews.

  2. rightymouse says:


  3. rightymouse says:

    Fatso’s expression when recognized at Culver City Mcdonald’s….

  4. Octopus says:

    I can’t help but feel that Chunky is building to another menuboard moment. 😆

  5. ISTE says:

    Fuck the Texans.

    Now they are disrespecting the flag and the anthem of the United States of America to protest something their employer said.

    Texans, you should have all stood for the anthem and with your hands on your hearts to show your allegiance to your country ( I got to do that soon by the way.. )

    Then when the game started you all kneel in protest to your employer. The Seahawks players would have said WTF? and i am sure that would have got the point across much better.

    • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

      A) Football players not known for smart. Common phrase (if a little butchered).
      B) Owner = Boss. Do not like? Ask to be traded (football version of quit).
      C) League already getting hammered. You’re NOT helping.
      D) See (C) to determine where your paycheck comes from. D’oh!
      E) Fans not happy. See (C) and (D).
      F) Whatever point Kaepernick might have had, you just muddied it to the point of disappearing. Please help us, quit helping us.

  6. Chunky loves Pam says:

    RT @aterkel: Trump is always saying he has proof to back up his claims. But he never comes through huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-pr…
    2 hours ago

    Like when he said he and his campaign team was surveilled during the campaign and it turned out it was. And he said he could get the economy going again and it was just announced GDP is at 3%. And that employment would improve by reducing regulation and using incentives to bring investment back onshore. And it has worked. Yeah what a liar.

  7. Octopus says:

    Heheheheh! Her butt is much hurt by EVERYBODY. Reminds me of Chunky. 😆

  8. rightymouse says:

    What will you say if it’s Podesta?

    • rightymouse says:

      It’s Manafort and Gates. Fatso will be hysterical with all sorts of conspiracy nuttiness.

      • Arachne says:

        And the indictments are for wire and tax fraud. From 2013. Nothing to do with Trump. Haha. Looks like Fatso is having his “Rove taking the perp walk in 24 business hours” moment.

  9. Arachne says:

    Okay, here’s the fun part. How long before Fatso says that this is only the beginning, and that the indictments are designed to put pressure on Manafort to turn against Trump. Except Gates is also indicted and can offer nothing.

  10. Arachne says:

    George Papadopolous has plead guilty to lying to the FBI. Didn’t what happened to Scooter Libby teach these idiots ANYTHING???

    But again, no implications of any collusion. I’m still smelling set up. Notice no NAMES were mentioned.

  11. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s “presents” turned out to be two lumps of coal – and he HATES fossil fuels! 😆

  12. Octopus says:

    He’s flailing around looking like one of those windsock guys. 😆

    • Minnowredux says:

      big fat and empty…… hahahahahahahahahaha

    • Arachne says:

      I wonder if he’s going to try to make hay out of the Papadopolous Plea Agreement. It’s Scooter Libby on a different issue – no crime, just lied to FBI. God almighty, never state anything with certainty – start every statement with “to the best of my recollection.”

  13. Arachne says:

    Congratulations Fatso.
    You have officially turned into William Rivers Pitt.
    Except Pitt could actually write and you have about 150 lbs. on him.

  14. rightymouse says:

    Paranoid much, Fatso?

    • rightymouse says:

    • rightymouse says:

      Between the commies & Nazis, Fatso must live in paranoid hell. 😯

      • Arachne says:

        Yes, meanwhile, the rest of us have actual lives……
        That whole Happy Mueller’s Eve – honest to God, that was just demented and a reminder of that whole “Merry Fitzmas” of the left when Paul Fitzgerald was looking into who outed Valerie Plame (and why that needed a Special Counsel is beyond me) and all he got was Scooter Libby – a part now being played by Papadopolous.

        Fatty was all ready for the perp march of Kushner, Ivanka, Bannon, you name it. They got nothin’. In fact, this clown is too stupid to even see that this whole indictment thing is nothing more than a quick distraction. Mueller knows the MINUTE a REAL Special Counsel is appointed to look into Uranium 1, he’s fucking toast and Trump would be within his rights to fire him. Rosenstein looks to be implicated as well so Trump should kick him to the curb.

        Now Sessions can wake the fuck up and do his job or resign and make room for someone who WILL.

    • Minnowredux says:

      …says the avowed atheist.

  15. Octopus says:

    Um…nothing? Absolutely nothing that affects Trump or his agenda? That’s what we can expect, along with the usual insane shrieking from the Left. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      A bigger question, Fatso, and one rightly brought up by Mark Levin last night. Much of the malfeasance Gates and Manafort are charged with occurred under the OBAMA administration and while Mueller and Comey were in charge of the FBI. These are crimes for a US Attorney to pursue, not a special prosecutor. WHY wasn’t there an investigation then.

      Rosenstein has a lot to answer for in his role in this. He gave Mueller no parameters in his charging document. And why did he appoint one in the first place. This smells to high heaven. I think this was to get ahead of the implications re Uranium 1, Fusion GPS and the Dossier that would no longer be buried with Beastie losing the Presidency.

      • Bunk X says:

        Levin had some other good points. Since the activities in question occurred 2006-2014, some of the “crimes” have expired due to the statute of limitations. He also said that some of the charges are reworded duplications. Bottom line is – No Russia connection, no Trump connection.

  16. Octopus says:


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  18. Octopus says:

    I am cautiously optimistic, despite my gloomy pessimism. I mean, the old tramp needs jail more than any other political hack to come down the pike in my lifetime, but she always slithers away from these incredible tangles of corruption. On the other hand, she has no real power or position anymore, and her weakness might embolden some proponents of justice in DC. Much as Weinstein’s weakened position in Hollywood made it possible to finally nail his fat ass.

  19. Bunk X says:

    When I was in high school, my sister’s friend Doreen was making moves, and I didn’t even know it.

    • Octopus says:

      “Doreen” is one of the very few Zappa songs I actually like. Awesome vocal. Noice guitar shreddin’. 🙂

      I think Chunky wrote the lyrics and played guitar on the track. Anonymously.

  20. Octopus says:

    This Effin’ Guy Dept: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5033521/Noor-Alfallah-high-spirits-walk-sister.html

    I can’t help but feel he’s spent a lifetime compensating for what Keith Richards called his “tiny todger” in his autobiography. Not that I really think he’s abnormally small, but probably just average, which means he’s insecure about it like 80% of men.

    On the other hand, you go, Mick. You wrinkly old lizard. 😆

    From 40 years ago, when he was already considered an aging rocker:

  21. Octopus says:

    Happy Halloween!

  22. Octopus says:

    Oh, thank you, Chunky! We needed Seth Meyer’s hot take on this thing. You can always count on him to give it to you straight. Him and Olbie. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      I’m so old, I remember when Fatass regularly quoted the likes of Victor Davis Hanson, Mark Steyn, Bill Whittle and other brilliant commentators. Now look at him. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Manafort and Gates – indictment does not contain the words “Trump” or “Russia”.
      Papadopolous’ PLEA agreement (not indictment) is for a process crime of lying to the FBI. In fact, it states several times that Trump World REFUSED his request that Trump take a meeting.

      Only a moron like Chuck would think this is insightful.

  23. Arachne says:

    I wonder if parents in Clueless’s neighborhood tell their children “and don’t go to the house where that crazy Fat Man lives”….

    • Octopus says:

      I hope he’s got great security. Those lefty-thugs are all pumped up to commit real violence against conservatives. The California cops don’t seem very interested in enforcing peaceful means of protest.

  24. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Any Tracy Ullman fans? She’s so stunningly talented. I was watching her new show on our lamo On Demand cable. She does fantastic send ups of “Dame” Judy Dench, Andrea Merkel, Maggie Smith and many more. And invents characters, of course. So I searched YouTube and found this gem from probably twenty years ago. She had a show with the cast members of the Simpsons. You have to see the one where her new beau is a puppet. I kid you not and she becomes a ventriloquist actor and it’s amazing. She is truly gifted and meets my comedian gold standard. MAKE. ME. LAUGH.

  25. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    I’ve been checking out comedians on Netflix. And you really see the good and the bad. Once again my gold standard is MAKE. ME. LAUGH. I checked out some white chick who was an Amy Schumer ripoff. No thanks. Then a white pudgy guy who was trying to be sardonic. Whatever. Then I clicked on Chris Tucker. YES. THE Chris Tucker of Fifth Element and Jackie Chan buddy moves!!!! Now THIS is comedy. He can kill with a look! OMG he’s so fricking funny. When he gets into that high pitched outrage mode. He’s one of the best ever.

    • Octopus says:

      Funny that he neglects to mention that Michael was only interested in molesting little boys. I guess that would detract from the story.

      • Dwells38 says:

        Yeah, the dark side of MJ. I think Chris didn’t see that side and didn’t want to.

        • Octopus says:

          He was very good friends with MJ. It seems very odd that he didn’t know all about that dark side. Did he make a conscious choice to excuse it?

          • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

            It seems like he was dazzled by MJ personally and it’s a part of his act he doesn’t want to throw out. MJ was a part of all of our growing up. He was an amazing entertainer and did a lot of good things. He was also a pedophile and did some bad things. I don’t know if we throw it all out or look past the bad. It’s easy for you and I to say he was just a scumbag. But maybe not so easy for Chris whom MJ was kind to and didn’t know about that stuff when it was happening.

          • Octopus says:

            I guess. To me, that’s a dealbreaker in terms of friendship or missing someone. Doesn’t change that he was a great performer. He was severely damaged by something.

          • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

            And I hear ya too. The question is do you throw out a great comic like Chris Tucker because he has chosen not to throw out a personal friend who is now dead for his transgressions. I’ve noticed black people will sometimes stand by their heroes even when it’s evident they committed terrible crimes ( OJ, Cosby). But whites do the same. Many whites (usually liberals) still celebrate Polansky and Woody Allen. Both of which their crimes against children are so heinous I can no longer enjoy their works. I’ve chosen to accept Chris because he’s committed no crimes, is a phenomenal talent and seems to be a good person.

  26. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    And he’s clean and doesn’t do drugs or alcohol and goes to church. He said he used to use swear words in his act but didn’t like the way he came off when he replayed it. So he took out the swear words. He explains it here to George Lopez.

  27. Bunk X says:

  28. Octopus says:


    I just can’t stop cringing and snickering, with this story. I’m imagining the dialogue with his shrink, about his feewings and whatnot. Oh, my aching ass! 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Ugh. This beta male dude has serious identity issues. What a messy squish!

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      This college is going out of business. What idiot would send their kids there? It’s obviously not safe.

  29. Octopus says:


    A happy story about gun ownership that will, and has, brought butthurt to gun-grabbers and robbers alike. There are some houses you don’t break into at night, or anytime for that matter. I like to think mine is one of them, too. 😉

  30. Octopus says:


    A rancid terrorist drives a truck over a bunch of people in NYC. Chunky springs into Damage Control Mode for ISIS, fearing a racist backlash against Muslims! Calls for Jack to take action against racists on Twitter, who are upset about the latest terror atrocity.

    Right wing Twitter is a grotesque, rancid sewer of bigotry and hatred tonight. Worse than usual, believe it or not.
    6 hours ago
    @jack For example: verified with more than 100,000 followers. https://t.co/QTKxxuUeUV
    6 hours ago
    A lot of very popular Twitter right wingers are directing genocidal hatred against Muslims tonight. Will @jack take action?
    6 hours ago
    2/2 denominator – the degraded propagandized Fox News base that salivates every time he rings the fear-mongering bell.
    6 hours ago
    1/2 Trump’s “solutions” for terrorism are simplistic because he’s not even trying. He’s pandering to the lowest common right wing …
    6 hours ago
    RT @michaeldweiss: Guy was here for 7 years and only had traffic violations. Invent extreme time travel first. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…
    6 hours ago
    The right wing whack jobs are out tonight on Twitter.
    7 hours ago

    Meanwhile, Minion Gus is having another of his rare lucid moments. He is not retweeted by his master in this case:

  31. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    And if you just like plain disarming silliness there’s Brian Regan.


  32. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Brian Regan goes to the ER.

  33. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    @realDonaldTrump Trump is doing EXACTLY what the terrorists want. Causing hysterical overreactions is one of the prime goals of terrorism.
    18 minutes ago
    As usual, @realDonaldTrump is using a terror attack to spread more fear and push his idiotic fascist agenda.
    21 minutes ago

    Because mass murder is not something to get all up in arms about. Let’s reserve that for presidential tweeting or something.

  34. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Because diversity is so much more important than public safety. I would much rather be ran down and murdered in the street (or a bike trail) knowing our society has diversity components that include intolerant radical Muslim ISIS murderers.


    Saipov also reportedly entered the US through what is called the “Diversity Visa Lottery Program.” In an early morning tweet, President Donald Trump criticized Sen. Chuck Schumer, whom he blamed for supporting the program, and his fellow Democrats, adding that he favors a “merit-based” immigration system instead.

    Saipov has come up in prior counterterror investigations as a “possible associate” of a suspect in an investigation, but he was not the focus and there was never any proof to open a case file on him so he was not under surveillance, sources said. Saipov entered the U.S. legally through New York’s JFK Airport in March 2010, according to law enforcement sources. He had a green card that allowed him permanent legal residence in the country, sources said.

    Thanks to Chuck Schumer and Obungle’s (and Shrillery’s) diversity goals Venezuelans can’t even come here and enjoy the safety of a bike path with old friends.

    • Arachne says:

      And Trump is absolutely right. Immigration is about IMPROVING the country and every single immigrant should benefit US in some way. Yes we welcomed everyone when we were a young country and people stood on their own two feet. Now, either you contribute to society or don’t come.

      And I’m sorry if that leaves out illiterate people but it is up to THEIR nations to improve their lot in life. NOT mine.

  35. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    This guy was an inspiration for Brian Regan to do stand up (Kelly Monteith). Fairly obscure but really good! He’s an American but seems he had more success in Britain and so isn’t well known here. In the interview I saw with Dan Patrick Brian wasn’t even sure he’s still doing standup. But it looks like he’s still alive and kickin’. And funny!

  36. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Of course this guy was a genius.

    Sam Kinison Classic 1984 Stand Up Comedy Rodney Dangerfield’s 9th Annual Young Comedians Special

  37. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    These college liberal dimwits and our pal Chunky use the exact same tactics. Namely labeling anyone who’s conservative a white supremacist and purveyors of dangerous “hate speech”. Now even traditional liberals who value free speech won’t speak up.


  38. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    This beautiful young Belgian mom of two was another of the victims in the NYC attack. It’s sickening.


  39. rightymouse says:

    No it isn’t. You’re an idiot.

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      Why is it libturds like Chunk0 pledge to never normalize a Trump presidency? Yet they’re completely OK with normalizing Islamist mass murder.

      • rightymouse says:

        Islam is the only religion/ideology on earth people like Fatso can identify with. That’s why they feel compelled to defend it even when Islamists commit murder and other barbaric acts. Sick, but true.

  40. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:


    President Trump:

    This man who came in, or whatever you want to call him, brought in other people. And he was the point of contact, the primary point of contact, and this is preliminary, 23 people!


    • rightymouse says:

      When I saw the wording “Diversity Lottery Program”, I became sick to my stomach. Had never heard of it before. Anyone with half a brain knows that the origin of such stupidity came from the Democrats. Good for POTUS to cancel the damn thing.

  41. rightymouse says:

    Behold! Fatso the Ass-hole. His Karma must be close to the fire pits of hell these days.

    • dezes157 says:

      Has Captain Derp typed a single word of sympathy for the victims or their friends and family?
      And Chuck, I know which assholes were not praying for those hurt by an act of terrorism, fat trolls like you and muslims.

  42. Minnowredux says:

    Charles, you are a fat, self-centered, miserable half-wit.