Military Strategist Charles Johnson Opines on Afghanistan Strategy: Let’s Get Out and Let the REAL Bloodshed Begin.

One upding on teh ignancy. Cool.

Charles F. Johnson is now a self-proclaimed military strategist who is regularly included in convo with the CIC and the JCS and apparently believes that the US Military takes high-school grads and ships them to killing fields in the outskirts of Kabul. Never mind that Johnson can’t locate Kabul on a map and believes that Afghanistan is one great poppy field that leads to the Emerald City in the Land of Oz, complete with flying monkeys and a little green witch who sold coffee in the 70s.

Charles. This is about exterminating Islamo-Facists who want to kill you, us and others, and to do it as far away from Culver City California as possible. (If you don’t believe it, see how long your Magical Jazzy Ponytail lasts in Ryahdh.)

Meanwhile, Charles Johnson threw this unedited comment down the Memory Hole a long while ago under this awesome graphic header:

00001845 01580 2 charles Wed, Nov 7, 2001 4:59:27am


It’s a bit more complicated than that. For all practical purposes, Bin Laden is the Taliban; he financed their government to the tune of $100 million, and used their country as a training ground for terrorist attacks. It’s a very clear example of a nation that supports and harbors terrorists.

And McElvoy makes this point as well:

Action against Afghanistan is a necessary pre-condition of a wider campaign against terrorism.

“Action against Afghanistan is a necessary pre-condition of a wider campaign against terrorism.” – Charles F. Johnson 7 November 2001

Yep. There’s the nut.

198 Comments on “Military Strategist Charles Johnson Opines on Afghanistan Strategy: Let’s Get Out and Let the REAL Bloodshed Begin.”

  1. Octopus says:

    I’m not sure it’s possible to kill off every Islamist/jihadi/terrorist, so that the rest of the peaceful tribes of Afghanistan can tend to their goats and poppies. How long are we going to be there, and when do we say it’s over, we won?

    We have hard questions to deal with, regarding this military operation. Chunky’s mindless hysteria notwithstanding.

  2. Octopus says:

    Given the way the Left turned on Shrillary and embraced the old commie Bernie, it’s pretty funny to hear Fatass bleating this aggrieved nonsense. Shrillary was an awful candidate, a real loser, and a very poor excuse for a human being in general. This book will tank, just like her last one. Chunky won’t even buy a copy, the beggar. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      As opposed to her nasty attacks on conservatives, right Fatso? Hannity has a national audience and is the highest rated pundit on evening cable.

      You, on the other hand, have a failing website, a Twitter feed that really doesn’t amount to much (since you are completely IGNORED by Twitchy) and, oh yes, a GoFundMe page that hasn’t raised as much in almost 2.5 years as I make in a month at my – wait for it – JOB.

  3. Octopus says:

    Nice! Where do I get a print?

  4. Octopus says:

    Garage Boy’s Ceaseless Twitterwar was interrupted briefly by a disturbance in the force!

    8 hours ago
    Had to reboot to connect. Whatever.
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    Free beer.
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  5. Octopus says:

    Not a ton of support and retweets for all your undying efforts out there in the garage, Gus. Maybe, just maybe, your energies would be better directed in a more profitable enterprise? Because, you know…

  6. Octopus says:

    It actually is a must-read, for the comedic value and schadenfreude. It’s wonderful to drink this young moron’s salty tears over Shrillary’s defeat! 🙂

    • Arachne says:

      Looks like NoFucksChuck is trying to get hisself a girlfriend. Or he’ll DM her for a donation.

      • Octopus says:

        Yeah, good luck with that, Chunky. I think one of the beefy gals of Code Pink is more your speed these days. No, I won’t repost that pic of Pannus Dress Beastie, no matter how much people beg. It’s too mean.

        • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

          Somebody needs to warn this woman about being the object of Stalker Charles’ affections.

          • Octopus says:

            And someone else needs to disabuse Shrillary of the possibility of a man of such wealth, power and charisma being interested in breathing on her fat neck. You’re quite safe, you horrible screeching harpy. Maybe watch out for a horny turkey vulture that mistakes you for a potential mate…

        • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

          Post it!

    • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      It happened to our candidate and he ended up winning. But this never happened to Shrillbeast. Unlike Gore Trump respected her space. Leftists are just fucking liars.

  7. Octopus says:

    And then there’s this guy! 😆

    His timeline would give a schadenboner to a dead man. Oh, the unmitigated teenaged angst! In a middle-aged old libturd, it’s just more precious than the first trembling snowflake of November.

    • Leftoidism is absolutely a mental illness with factors of arrested development, malignant narcissism, magical thinking, and just about every personality disorder documented.

    • rightymouse says:

      Ummm…she already got her butt kicked to the curb. 😆

      • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

        I believe the exact date of defeat was Nov. 8, 2016.

        • rightymouse says:

          Yep! And it was SOOOO sweet! 😆

          • Octopus says:

            It was off the scale of sweetness. They had to make up a new category for that day’s overwhelming level of delicious schadenfreude. Even then, it was too sweet for words to express.

      • Arachne says:

        Peter Daou is frankly an unhinged whack-a-doodle. He’s very much like our favorite fatman — hunched over his keyboard, plotting revenge and railing at the universe.

        She’s FINISHED Peter. No one is going to buy this book. This time, not even the Democrats are going to buy many copies to bolster sales. They really really want the Clintons to go away now – they have reached the “national embarrassment stage”. Hey, how are the donations to that foundation of theirs doing now that they have nothing to sell? I’m hearing not only have many donations been cancelled but many donors have requested that their funds be returned.

        She also isn’t out of the woods yet on that whole email thing. New FBI director and DOJ are not casting such a fond eye at her.

  8. Octopus says:

    Clooney’s supporting the SPLC, because of course he is. The friggin’ idiot.

    • Arachne says:

      Good to know George – I hear your career is slagging. You guys don’t learn.

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      I hear he’s really a short little fucker and not the studly tall leading man Hollyweird makes him out to be. Always lies with the left.

      • Octopus says:

        He lies constantly and consistently about his height. A guide at one of the Hollywood studios we toured a couple years back was telling us about all the short little shits in Hollywood, “with tiny bodies and huge heads.” She was particularly humorous about Clooney, who she said goes to great lengths to police the internet (such as Wiki and other entertainment sites), changing his height to 5’11” when he’s more like 5’7″. I mean, he makes his talent agency handle that shit, he doesn’t do anything for himself unless there’s a camera on him. 😆

  9. Minnowredux says:

    Funny how the MSM and the entrenched elite in WA DC have concluded that anyone voting for Trump is a white supremacist BUT that voting for Hillary does not qualify one as such.

    Are these people insane?

    Please see a clear example of Hillary’s racist mindset below:

    Fuck. You.

    • Octopus says:

      Imagine if Trump said something like, “bring them to heel.” Like animals. Ayee, the screeching would drown out a Shrillary speech! 😯

  10. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Idiot leftist pretends to care about law and order. Gets crushed on Twitter.

    His only crime stemmed from his ENFORCING of the law. The left just keep digging their hole deeper and seem to actually think people will fall for their shitheaded lies.

    • Octopus says:

      The Harris woman seems like a superb next Dhimmi-candidate for president. She’s full of wonders, this one. 😆

  11. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Cool live performance. Weather Report. Jaco and Wayne Shorter are featured. Note Joe Z.’s mastery of pentatonics. A real world band and an iconic piece. 1978 and so modern and forward sounding.

    I know you hate it!! 🙂 LOL

    • Octopus says:

      Oy vey. 😆

      I actually kind of like it. It’s mellow.

      • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

        Very kind, Octo. You are on record hating this genre. I think this song sucks but Jaco was one of the bestest bass players. Ever, IMHO. He had issues but not while playing his doctored fretless Fender bass.

        • Bunk X says:

          Pastorius’ story is amazing. He was somewhat autistic, lived on the streets occasionally.

        • Octopus says:

          There’s a time and a place for all kinds of music. Even jazz. 😉

          Of course I respect the opinions of people who know and love jazz, and the fact it’s an American art form. I like Dixieland jazz, and some other pieces here and there. In general, in broad sweeping terms, jazz tends to give me a headache. I’m too stupid or something, perhaps dulled by repeated bashings of the brain with hard rock and loud simple music.

          • rightymouse says:

            I look at it like classical music. I LOVE great symphonies, piano concertos etc., but tend to dislike opera. That said, there are some opera arias that are fabulous. Here’s one:

            It’s from Puccini’s opera “Turandot”.

          • Righty,

            I remember Paul from his audition in 2007. Still gives me goosebumps,

          • Octopus says:

            See, we all have our likes and dislikes. Music is the most subjective thing in the world. I’m sure Chunky thought he was killin’ it, blazing new jazz-funk trails all over the stratosphere, with his soulless noodling. By any objective standard, it was rubbish — but I’ve heard his playing defended by people here before. And Lord knows, I’ve posted some tur’ble stuff at times. My taste is atrocious! Just ask my kids.

            And now here’s something I think you’ll really like!

          • rightymouse says:

            I loved Paul from that time as well. Am a sucker for awesome tenors!! 🙂

  12. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Trump HAMMERS crooked Clapper. And his surrogate crushes Clapper, as well testifying Clapper’s really a dimwit. Which explains why he thinks he can get away with attacking our POTUS.

  13. Minnowredux says:

    And now, dimwit Pelosi is implying (?) that Trump is crying “Wolf!” in a crowded theater.

    Wow Nancy – maybe it is time for you to call it quits (you Master Legislator you). That isn’t even close!

    Wow. What an idiot.

  14. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Thanks to leftist scum like Chunky even the climate scientists are resigned to being ignored when their findings don’t support the Chicken Little hysterical climate change narrative. The breaking news here (surprise surprise) is the current small amount of warming is within an historical natural range.

    Jennifer Marohasy, a scientist with a rather long list of impressive credentials, which includes the founding of The Climate Modeling Laboratory, opens her startling climate report with a dose of reality.

    “Our new technical paper … will likely be ignored,” she writes at The Spectator Australia.

    She goes on to explain why, “Because after applying the latest big data technique to six 2,000 year-long proxy-temperature series we cannot confirm that recent warming is anything but natural – what might have occurred anyway, even if there was no industrial revolution.”

    Typical of most such temperature series, it zigzags up and down while showing two rising trends: the first peaks about 1200 AD and corresponds with a period known as the Medieval Warm Period (MWP), while the second peaks in 1980 and then shows decline…

    There are, however, multiple lines of evidence indicating it was about a degree warmer across Europe during the MWP – corresponding with the 1200 AD rise in our Northern Hemisphere composite. In fact, there are oodles of published technical papers based on proxy records that provide a relatively warm temperature profile for this period.

    • Octopus says:

      “Bought and paid for by teh Exxon-Mobil!”

      Seriously, there’s already a response out there featuring those exact words. I’ve been following this thing long enough to know they’ll never give it up, as long as there’s a nickel to be squozen out of gullible rubes wearing tie-dyed “I Heart Gaia” t-shirts.

  15. OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

    OMFG, just peeked at old Peter Daou’s Tweeter – holy shit, if delusion was clean, free, non-polluting almost magical solar energy he’d put Exxon-Mobil out of business.

    • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

      I have seen a Chihuahua trying to put the boots to a Doberman with a better grasp on reality.

    • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

      There are people who think the Moon landings were done on sound stages. There are Congresswomen who think we actually landed on Mars.There are Congressmen who think Guam could tip if overloaded. There are supposed scientists who compare eclipse predictions to anthropogenic global warming.

      This guy makes them all seem fact-based and rather hard-nosed about sticking to verifiable data.

      /ok, he’s cheering for Gubmint control over farts to combat warmening, too … it’s not like his “ideas” are original.

    • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

      Re: the chihuahua, she laid down and he TRIED.

      But he was pumpin’, not yappin’. Looking at you, Pete.

  16. OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

    Peter Daou would have made an EXCELLENT unrepentant Confederate.

    Except the most hardbitten Confederate diehard Lost Causer would credit the Yanks as having gotten there fustest with the mostest (so to speak).

    Pete is still crying in his soymilk and estrogen-enriched ancient grain minimally processed flakes.

    /no offense, ladies – estrogen is the greatest thing on Earth. In the proper places.

    • rightymouse says:

      Daou thinks it’s a badge of success to boast on his Twitter ‘bio’ that he was an advisor to Kerry’s Prez campaign and Hillary’s in ’08 against Obama. Does he realize he helped them LOSE? 😆

  17. OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

    I’m reminded of a three-year-old who ripped his Christmas stocking apart looking for his pony.

    Nine months ago.

  18. OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

    Just think, all the Trump election babies are nearing their one-month birthdays.

    Meanwhile, Peter’s right hand has written him a “Dear John” letter with rather personal comparisons to cooked pasta.

  19. rightymouse says:

    Needed the chuckle. Thanks Briareus!!!!

    “Charles F. Johnson is now a self-proclaimed military strategist who is regularly included in convo with the CIC and the JCS and apparently believes that the US Military takes high-school grads and ships them to killing fields in the outskirts of Kabul. Never mind that Johnson can’t locate Kabul on a map and believes that Afghanistan is one great poppy field that leads to the Emerald City in the Land of Oz, complete with flying monkeys and a little green witch who sold coffee in the 70s.”

  20. rightymouse says:

    Of course you can’t. You live like a street person and have a crappy attitude with no self-respect. Try pulling yourself up out of hopelessness!

    • Octopus says:

      Naturally, Gus is surrounded by welfare bums, aka Shrillary and Bernie voters. He likes it that way. Trump people would be all “early rising, going to jobs” kind of jerks.

  21. Pakimon says:

    The moonbats are already blaming Trump for Hurricane Harvey and it hasn’t even made landfall or done any damage.

    I guess they think he grabbed Mother Gaia “by the p*ssy” and forced her to resurrect Hurricane Harvey from the dead to wreak havoc on Texas for some reason.

    The News Media will be honking and squealing all weekend about how Trump could’ve stopped this if he wasn’t such a callous brute or some such thing.

    They’ll proclaim that Mother Gaia is in a foul mood from having a sore “va-jay-jay” thanks to Trump’s piggish manhandling and that she’s getting revenge on Texas because the state went for Trump.

    Of course this latest potential disaster could turn out to be yet another nothingburger like all the previous predictions of doom for the last twenty tears.

    We’ll see…

    • Octopus says:

      I’ll bet he stalked Gaia around in an intimidating manner, before clamping her clam with his Kung Fu Grip. Then he laughed an evil laugh. Muhahah. 😆

    • calo says:

      I’m going to ride it out, not sure about ISTE. He was talking about going North at lunch today.

      I might need him to man up, put his big boy panties on and deploy his air mattress to surf the rising tides and rescue a damsel in distress.

      • Octopus says:

        …with a Fairbairn-Sykes commando dagger in his brownish teeth, no doubt. British steel will never let you down. 🙂

        Stay safe, Calo.

        • Octopus says:

          I think you should bail, if you’re in the path of this beast. Not worth it to hang around and find yourself on your roof, floating toward the Gulf. 😯

          Remember when we had the Unicorn Messiah as Prezzy, and there were no hurricanes? It’s true. Stupid Trump! 😆

          • ISTE says:

            No way can I get out of the path of this formidable hurricane. I just unloaded 60 cans of beer and six bottles of wine and put it in the fridge. I am staying put. Not loading it back in the car. Oh and I bought a bottle of water too like we were advised to. What is it for?

            On a side note, the English people living in Houston have a genetic advantage over Americans here.

            When the power goes out, we English are OK drinking warm beer!!! 🙂 The locals will start rioting and looting gas stations for ice.

            Yeah, I know, this situation is not funny for the unfortunate people with families and pets and a lifetime of valuable possessions. I am in a small bug infested apartment on the second floor and my car is worth $600 and fully insured.

            Riding this one out…

            If I stop posting here do not worry! I will probably be sitting here in a candle lit room drinking wine completing a jigsaw puzzle with my Ukrainian Bride. It is a big puzzle…..

          • rightymouse says:

            I hope this Hurricane isn’t as bad as Katrina. The media & Donks go insane when there’s a GOP Prez & a nasty Hurricane.

      • ISTE says:

        Calo, you are on your own. I have heard talk of there being crockodile thingies and poisinious snakes in the water.

        As much as I would like to take you white water rafting down I59 to quote Charles Johnson..

        00000648 00660 2 charles Thu, Jul 12, 2001 8:32:33am

        I have an ingrained fear of venomous reptiles clamping onto my penis with their poisonous fangs and thrashing about.

        Call me paranoid.

  22. Minnowredux says:

    Every time I see a photo of Debbie Wasserman Whatever the Fuck, I cringe a little. Is she SO clueless that she doesn’t understand that her hair do is only 40-years out of date!!?? Even in the hey day of “perms”, hers would have been notably horrid.


    Totally clueless.

  23. dezes157 says:

    • Octopus says:

      The pro-fascist tide of Leftist Scum that is stalking our nation fits perfectly with Chunky’s oft-revealed desire to silence opposing points of view, illustrated most vividly by the wanton destruction of a once-thriving blog filled with great and varied commentators. Ban everyone and everything that doesn’t fit into my tiny little worldview. Demonize all the heretics. He’d have us all put to the sword if he could. No, I’m not exaggerating — he and his ilk really are that twisted.

      • Pakimon says:

        LGF really did morph into a microcosm of Nazi Germany with up-dings being the equivalent of “Heil Hitler” salutes.

        It even had its own little version of the Gestapo that ferreted out any dissent and criticism of the fat ponytailed fuhrer.

        I’m sure Herr Chunkler still dreams of annexing Pajamas Media and invading DoD. 😆

        • Octopus says:

          That Furious Burka babe is a sorry excuse for Eva Braun, though. Gus is a decent Sgt. Schultz, though. 😆

  24. Octopus says:

    Don’t forget to sign this important petition, if you’re so inclined. Here’s another example of Soros sticking his evil nose into American politics:

    George Soros Floods Local DA Races With $1.7M in Philadelphia
    GOP opponent of Soros-backed candidate: ‘Role of DA’s office is not to conduct a grand social experiment’

    BY: Joe Schoffstall
    August 25, 2017 5:00 am

    Liberal billionaire George Soros gave nearly $1.7 million to a political action committee run by his longtime treasurer to aid a Democrat who is running for the district attorney position in Philadelphia, Pa., the latest in a series of such expenditures.

    Soros has generously funded a number of district attorney races throughout the United States in recent years via political action committees that tend to shut down after each election.

    Soros cut a $1,450,000 check on April 28 to the Philadelphia Justice & Public Safety PAC, a super political action committee established on May 5 that lists its address at the D.C. office of the Perkins Coie law firm. Whitney Tymas, who has been involved with a number of Soros PACs, is listed as the PAC’s operator, records show. The PAC’s purpose is to back progressive attorney Larry Krasner, the Democratic nominee for district attorney in Philadelphia.

    Soros made a second donation to the Philadelphia Justice & Public Safety PAC on May 23 for $214,000, bringing the total amount that he has pushed into the Philadelphia district attorney race to nearly $1.7 million dollars. This is the first time a super PAC has supported a candidate for district attorney in the city.

    Beth Grossman, a prosecutor who is the Republican nominee for district attorney in Philadelphia, said it is disturbing that Soros, an outsider who “knows nothing” about public safety issues in the city, is throwing massive amounts of money behind her “far-left” opponent.

    “What really disturbs me is I feel like he’s an outside individual who knows nothing about Philadelphia and it’s specific public safety issues or whatever public safety crisis it’s facing comes in with his agenda and backs a far-left candidate who has never prosecuted a criminal case in his 30 year career as a criminal defense attorney,” Grossman told the Washington Free Beacon. “Everyone is entitled to the best defense that they can get, but this individual, my opponent, has also sued the Philadelphia police department in the city over 75 times and he dislikes law enforcement.”

    Grossman went on to say that the role of the district attorney’s office is to enforce laws and not to conduct a “grand social experiment.”

    “So you have that kind of agenda along with George Soros, and suddenly—the role of the DA’s office is not to conduct a grand social experiment, it is to enforce the laws of the commonwealth of Pennsylvania justly and fairly, and to protect the constitutional rights of everybody: victims, witnesses, as well as those accused of crime.”

    Grossman added that that she does not want her city to turn into Baltimore or Chicago if her opponent were to be elected.

    “He [Soros] blows into town—he dumps millions of dollars into this. There are volunteers—I don’t know whether he pays them or where they come from—who come in and try to get people to the polls and pass out literature, and then they leave town. I have concerns, if he gets elected, my opponent, I don’t want us to turn into a Baltimore,” said Grossman. “I don’t want us to turn into a Chicago. It’s really disturbing—we have one of the finest public defenders offices in the country, we don’t need two.”

    The Philadelphia Justice & Pubic Safety PAC also reported nearly $50,000 in “unpaid dues” in mid-June to the Justice & Public Safety PAC, a committee that is also registered at the D.C. law offices of Perkins Coie. Wymas, the Philadelphia PAC’s operator, is listed as the treasurer of the Justice & Public Safety PAC, according to its records.

    Krasner’s campaign did not return a request for comment.

    Soros has flooded district attorney races in a number of states with funds. The deep-pocketed liberal donor has pushed millions into district attorney races in Florida, Illinois, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, and New Mexico.

    Soros single-handedly funded a super PAC in Ohio last year that supported Democratic prosecutors in the state. The committee refunded Soros the remaining money after the election and then shut down.

    A message sent to Soros’s foundation asking about his practices of financing district attorney races was not returned by press time.

  25. Octopus says:

    Fatass McDumbth guesses wrong AGAIN!! The Streak Is Intact. 😆

  26. Octopus says:

    The Left never gets tired of faking hate crimes. Watch this dumb hussy get Wictor’d when she tries it. 😆

    Read the whole thread — it’s gold!

    • rightymouse says:

      Gawd. Lefties are getting DESPERATE!!!! 😯

      • Octopus says:

        We’ve had at least a dozen fake hate-crimes in MI alone this year, all debunked. You’d think they would send a memo around. Up your game, ‘turds. 😆

  27. Octopus says:

    What is, “How do you know when Fatass has lost an argument on the Twitter?”

  28. ISTE says:

    Strange thing tonight in Houston. Walmart here is totally out of eggs and water and chips and fresh bread. Wine, beer, candles, canned tuna, all canned goods, breakfast bars are plentiful.

    Late this afternoon I bought a pack of 50 of the tea light candles, there were loads on the shelf. Not not a single egg in the place! Loads of fresh fruit,

    Oh, they were out of asswipe too.. Obviously bought by the same people who bought all the eggs knowing when the power goes out for five days eating un refrigerated raw eggs gives you the shits.

    I used to live in Iowa, In Texas I do not stock up on groceries because blizzards and 3 feet of snow does not happen often here. But today I stocked up. Canned tuna, tortillas, cereal bars, vanilla puddings, a melon, three avocados, Loads of other long life good stuff that does not need cooking.

    What is this fighting for bottled water shit we see? Fill the fucking bath tub with water, or as I said before put a bucket outside!

    • rightymouse says:

      Fresh water so you don’t have to drink your own pee if tap water stops or gets yucky.

      • ISTE says:

        60 cans of beer, six bottles of wine. Drinking pee is not something I think I will be doing for a while.

        And again I have to ask why not collect rainwater?

      • ISTE says:

        I need a pee buddy. When Armageddon strikes we don.t have to drink our own pee we drink each others. 🙂

        • Octopus says:

          Good luck lining that up, buddy. Seems to me you’d have better luck finding a blood-brother, who would drink your blood when things get desperate. Unless you kill him first.

    • rightymouse says:

      Stay safe! This one’s nasty! 😯

      • calo says:

        Good Lord, ISTE has 5 gallons of water on hand.

        Drizzling on and off all evening here in West Houston. No major winds kicking up.

        Matagorda Bay, south of us is gonna get hit hard in a few hours. Prayers for those folks facing a Cat 4 storm.

        No one really knows where this storm goes after it hits landfall. The spaghetti models have it going every which way over SE TX.

        • rightymouse says:

          Please stay safe! !

          • rightymouse says:

            I hear that flooding and high water levels are going to be problems.

          • calo says:

            The projected flooding are a huge issue at hand and there is nothing I can do to prevent the inevitable, no matter what measures I take.
            Meh, I’m at the mercy of Mother Gaia storm surges from the GOM encouching on dry land while bayous try to empty out excess water into the GOM.

            A total cluster*uck in the making.

          • Minnowredux says:

            The problem is the land is so flat there the water has nowhere to go. I remember one sunny afternoon (probably August or September – monsoon season!) a storm blew through and it poured for about twenty minutes. I think that was the hardest rainfall I ever have seen. The water “stacked up” in the parking lot outside of my apartment and had to have been 8-IN deep. Probably more. It was amazing to watch. The water couldn’t drain off the lot fast enough….

        • ISTE says:

          Thanks girlfriend. You let the feral beasts I live among that I also have water.You gonna get me killed!

  29. Minnowredux says:

    I remember 1980 in Galveston. Hurricane Allen and Tropical Storm Danielle just about a month apart.

    My fondest memory of that experience was, after all was said and done, I used a paint scraper (with a razor blade) to remove the baked on masking tape from the sliding door glass of my apartment’s small porch. The gum of the tape built up reaaallll well on that razor blade as I scraped and cleaned. I had to keep cleaning the built-up “gum ball” from the razor knife with my left hand.

    And then, in one misguided instant, that ole knife just opened up the bottom side (fingerprint side) of my left forefinger about an inch and a half long. Nice and deep. Nice and bloody.

    I think I finally finished the masking tape removal task around November of that year.

    Be careful my friends in Tejas!

    • Minnowredux says:

      oops…. by the way… for those who don’t know, it is recommended that during a hurricane that you use masking tape on your windows to keep them from “exploding” if the right sized gust hits. Anyway, you make a “grid” of tape on the window…. and after the storm has passed, you have to clean it off.

  30. Octopus says:

    Watching the coverage of Harvey on the cable channels, switching around, I’m getting an occasional blast of moonbatty wind that I usually avoid like the plague. Boy, are these libturds mad about stuff. 😆

  31. Octopus says:

    Chunky actually believes the Leftist Fantasy that Trump is about to be impeached. The morons have truly convinced themselves his removal from office is imminent. 😆

    • Minnowredux says:

      Chuck, I think you must have meant Obama… and yes, it is a real challenge for Mr. Trump to have to deal with all of that damage you refer to. Yes. It is a fact! Thank you for pointing that out Chuck.

      Oh – – and pro-tip!! Obama’s Presidency ended January 20, 2017 – – so you can relax your fat ass about “all this damage”. It has ended thank the Good Lord!! And you are right about the whimper too! But then, what would you expect from a pathological liar like Barry!!!??

      Oh, and have a nice day Chuck!!!!

  32. Octopus says:


  33. Minnowredux says:

    Is Stephen King Albert King’s son? He sounds like a real moron though. I cannot believe he is related to Albert.

    Oh well.

    Fuck Stephen King.

    • Octopus says:

      I agree, fuck Stephen King. Sideways with a 2×4. He’s one of the worst libturds in the entertainment industry, and that’s saying something.

      On the other hand, I’m enjoying the TV show “Mr. Mercedes.” Three episodes in, it’s got a nice gritty feel and a great lead character played by the foine Irish actor Brendan Gleeson. No politics at all so far.

  34. ISTE says:

    I was watched.

    I am well stocked up, I have enough food for three weeks that does not need cooking or refrigeration.

    I went to Walmart, they were out of bottled water, eggs and toilet paper. WHY???

    I got 9 cans of tuna, tortillas, avocados, a melon and lots of those breakfast bar things I eat anyway.

    I hope this storm thing doesn’t last long. I made a huge mistake today. I did three trips from the car to my shitty little apartment carrying my food stash and I was observed..

    I was not as smart as I thought I was.

    Why was everyone else fighting for bottled water and not buying food?

  35. Octopus says:



  36. Octopus says:

    We haven’t been doing enough yoga lately, and we’re getting a little tight in our groin area. Time to get back in the octagon. I hope nobody’s going to try to fat-shame this gal:

    • rightymouse says:

      At least she’s TRYING!!! 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Yes, she is. And I’m proud of Amy Schumer for not giving up, even though everyone HATED her last movie and “comedy” special. You go, girl! 🙂

      • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

        I know and I can say from experience those moves burn serious calories. I did P90x for awhile a few years ago and I was sadly initially disappointed that the yoga video was just more torture. I thought it would be day off! In fact I think it equals the cardio vids in calorie burn. I remember my yoga mat being so slick with sweat I had to put socks on. The only relatively light vid was the Kenpo fighting moves. Yoga’s like my gardening. I find myself needing to be in these positions that are taxing and there’s just no getting away from it. It HAS to be done. My yard’s on a hill too which exacerbates the situation. I finally got a guy to come and mow and brushcut my ridiculous hilly back yard so I can just concentrate on the garden. He charges $50 bucks a whack and it’s well worth it. Once a month. IOW I yelled UNCLE after 25 years. It’s so nice to look back there and see it all trimmed and perfect and not be filled with dread and guilt because it looks like a wild holler behind uncle Dad’s house.

  37. Just for fun …

    Oh shit, the statues are fighting back!— Jolly Rogers ❤️❤️ (@jolly_rogers1) August 26, 2017


  38. ISTE says:

    Severe high water levels in Houston according to my brave friend who is trapped there battling the elements and reporting the latest breaking news.


    • Octopus says:

      They’re talking some major flooding in Houston, on the Weather Channel. Hope you’ve got an elevated place to hang. 😯

      • Calo says:

        Air and boat rescues occurring this morning. Residents advised to climb on rooftops and not attics to escape high water.

  39. Minnowredux says:

    I still remember the days when you could conduct a Google search for “Wars that France has won” and you would get a “No results found.” response.


    Oh yeah. Fuck you Charles.

  40. Minnowredux says:

    Here Hilliary…. you *un* – Here is something you can explain.

    Meanwhile, I am sure Charles Johnson, the man with 1 firing synapse will explain in the mean time.

    Fuck you Charles. Fuck you sideways dickhead

  41. rightymouse says:

    Fatso’s butt-boy is sooooooooooo charming. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      He and Fatass went to the same school and were on the same debate team. They lost every debate, but go fuck yourselves you Nazis. 😆

  42. rightymouse says:

    Oliver Willis is being an a-hole. What else is new?

  43. rightymouse says:

    Hold the presses! Court admits DNC & the Washerwomen rigged the primary against Sanders!!

  44. rightymouse says:

    Yikes!! 😯

  45. ISTE says:

    I has a plan to get a day off work.

    Lucy composed an email for me.


  46. Octopus says:

    Great compare-and-contrast piece at AoS:

    The best and worst of America.

    • Calo says:

      Thank you, Octi.

      It’s neighbor helping neighbor tonight in Texas.

      I contributed my fertilizer and rose soil to shore up a neighbors front door from flooding, while wading across the street in knee high water. Lots of neighbors doing the same to help the neighbors across the street in lower lying areas.

      Will it help overnight? I don’t know, but we have done our best for now.

      • ISTE says:

        I am getting ready to take pictures of Calo climbing on to the roof to wait for the helicopter.

        Hope she is wearing a short skirt and a thong!

        Yeah, I know. This shit ain’t funny…

  47. Octopus says:

    The country could sure use a few more smart, cute girls like Shoe On Head. 🙂

  48. dezes157 says:

    Chucks fat panus is throbbing with anticipation over his long lost love and his fat gut gut is growling when he sees a lost bread crumb.

  49. Octopus says:

  50. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s Inner-Child

  51. Octopus says:

    This is frickin’ nuts!

    Harvey headed back to Gulf to pick up some more water, then will return on a direct line to Houston. 😯

  52. rightymouse says:

    I’m sure the folks in Nantucket are grateful if you shop elsewhere as well.

  53. Arachne says:

    So do I have this right? Colin Kraperdick was booted off the 49ers and actually is right now without an NFL team?

    • rightymouse says:

      That’s what I understand too.

    • TreBob says:

      I thought he (Kaepernick) passed on a two year extension so he could become a free agent and now no one wants to hire him.

      • Octopus says:

        What isn’t mentioned in all of the hand-wringing articles about the grave injustice being wrought on Poor Colin, who has only made about $43M playing football, is that he signed a 6 year $114 million extension with San Francisco in 2014, and promptly played his way out of the starting job. In 2016 he agreed to salary renegotiation, which cut a couple of years off the end of that deal, but then decided to walk away from his last year which would have paid him another $17M whether he was riding the pine, kneeling stupidly on the sideline, or riding an exercise bike with a fan blowing on him. I’m supposed to feel sorry for him?

      • Pakimon says:

        Kaepernick lost his starting job with the 49ers to Blaine “Deer in the Headlights” Gabbert.

        That pretty much sums up Kap’s “skillz”. 😆

  54. ISTE says:

    Not quite understanding what “Mandatory Evacuation” means. Fort bend county have issued Mandatory Evacuation orders to many areas South West of Houston. Only problem is all the roads out of those areas are flooded. How the fuck can they “evacuate” ?

    And this “mandatory” shit…. Does it mean swim away from your home now or you will be fined, put in jail, shot?

    Not understanding this at all.

    • Pakimon says:

      “Mandatory Evacuation” is just another example of the monstrous patriarchy keeping women under the phallic thumb of oppression!

      The politically correct term is “Persondatory Evacuation”! 😆

  55. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    My thoughts and prayers to everyone enduring this event. Big love to anyone/everyone who raised a hand to help. I know where I’m heading next year for vacation.

  56. Octopus says:


    • rightymouse says:

      😆 ;lol;
      Panty-Fa apparently has the Dem establishment and media scratching their heads & chewing nails as to how to best go about dealing with them. My guess is that they’ll call them a tiny way left-fringe group.

  57. Bunk X says:

    Regarding Sheriff Arpaio’s Pardon for Enforcing The Law:

    • Bunk X says:

      Arpaio sound like a latino name to me.

      • Octopus says:

        He’s Italian. Not a protected ethnicity.

        That list of Obama pardons is incredible, btw. I still can’t believe he didn’t throw a “Get Out Of Jail Free” card at Detroit’s ex-Hip-Hop Mayor and all around great guy Kwame Kilpatrick.