Jummy’s Take on Charles Johnson (July 2011)

Not sure how we missed this gem from someone named “Jummy” but he posted an excellent analysis of Charles Johnson’s persona and actions (post Oslo Massacre) on a blog forum 30 July 2011. Here it is in its unedited entirety. -Briareus

Charles Johnson: Unrepentant Bigot Hides from Oslo Culpability Behind a Pointed Finger

it may be that geller and spenser and fjordman and the rest are corrosive people trading on bigotry. there are many people who knew that at first glance. perhaps the ability to see these people for who they are at first sight is a better benchmark for clearsightedness than the ability to hate them in suspiciously lugubrious terms only after plucking them from obscurity, establishing their blogging careers, and supporting them for nearly a decade.

it’s not absolutely clear that johnson “came to his senses”. rather, it appears more likely that johnson was offended that geller and spenser had challenged his authority. there was no disagreement on any of the themes which would later comprise breivik’s manifesto, only on who geller and spenser should disinvite to the brussels conference vlamms belang was to participate in.

a fair reading of the the back and forth bears that johnson pursued his hatred of geller more doggedly than he did spenser or the others, and more doggedly than geller or spenser ever reciprocated. johnson’s geller obsession had the appearance of a jilted lover’s vendetta. the corrupt and personal nature of johnson’s vendetta against his former comrades was evident in the way charles posted the false meme that anders breivik and the blogger fjordman were one and the same and left it on his front page for 72 hours without commentary. johnson, who had been commenting about fjordman’s blogging of the aftermath of the oslo bombing, knew it was a lie. johnson’s source for the claim was the norwegian nazi party. johnson, however, had a deeper itch to scratch: the meme he was constructing was that the bomber was a fan of fjordman, and geller had invited fjordman to guestblog at her site. without mention of the fact that charles had been a fan of fjordman and reproduced volumes of his writings, charles was able to construct a headline which put the primary object of his obsession, geller, in his headline.

for a long time before the oslo bombing, johnson’s attacks on geller were mainly limited to her deranged conspiracy theories about the circumstances of president obama’s birth. johnson’s outrage about the thematic content and rhetoric of the anti-jihad movement and it’s bloggers didn’t manifest itself until geller and spenser organized their protests against the “ground zero mosque”, as they called it. it was at that point that johnson began saying things about islamophobia which were in jarring conflict with what he had been saying just weeks prior. for instance, johnson had just previously described the lead clerical consultant for the project an “islamic supremacist” who sought to institute sharia law in the west. in preparation for his new line of attack against his former comrades, he deleted that line, along with several paranoid posts about the “epidemic” of muslim inbreeding and the proposed flight 93 memorial, which he had said was being covertly designed to act as an “islamic victory shrine”, and dozens of his posts which hosted, praised, congratulated, thanked and otherwise supported geller, spenser and fjordman.

when this revisionism was discovered by third parties, he undertook the additional measures of having google and archive.org delete and cease to cache his website and permanently hid user site content behind a registration wall. it’s because of this last measure that no one can see for themselves whether anders breivik had a posting account at johnson’s site.

the one measure johnson skipped prior to becoming a strident and vocal opponent of islamophobic bigotry happens to be the only one which is required of a morally serious person. charles johnson has never said anything similar to “i was a racist and the ideas i advocated were wrong.” instead, he would rather we believe that the anti-jihad movement became racist at some point while he remained heroically unmoved, moored to the the rock of reason and decency; that geller was just some pest from his comments section he hadn’t the administrative tools to block from his site; that spenser was a mephistopheles who made charles do what he could not know was wrong; that fjordman somehow forced himself through the door and onto the pages of johnson’s site and wasn’t in any case obviously noxious at the time; that johnson himself never said any of the things he can be demonstrated to have said and that those with the temerity to remember lie with their screenshots and direct quotations. to imagine it from the perspective of the narrative johnson presents, the walls peel away to reveal a dark and foreboding wilderness. everyone else changed into monsters while johnson, pure as a child standing barefoot in his pajamas and clutching his teddy, looks on in horror at what had been his bedroom.

not quite so, i’m afraid.

littlegreenfootballs was the hub of the “counter-jihadist” movement. pamela geller herself was a protege johnson plucked from his own commenting community. this was also the case of fjordman, who initially began as “norwegian kafir” at littlegreenfootballs. when he changed his name to “fjordman” and opened his own blog, johnson featured fjordman’s essays as headline items more than two dozen times on his blog, giving fjordman de facto “guest-blogger”credit by prefixing his authorship to the headlines. these posts (i.e.; “Fjordman – Scandinavian Rape Epidemic”) were not less racist or extreme than what fjordman writes contemporaneously, and johnson’s own lead-ins to these pieces, as it was with his own rhetoric, often surpassed fjordman’s and geller’s with luridly racist vitriol (i.e.; “If you’re a Western material girl thinking of marrying that exotic Muslim guy who’s been treating you like a princess, you may want to read the fine print.”).

with that in mind, there is some confusion as to whom breivik does and does not apparently admire in his manifesto, as the bulk of it’s 1500 pages is comprised of reproductions of others’ works. breivik mentions geller in his own pen only once. he also mentions chalres johnson only once in a neutral citation. at no point does breivik “attack” or “condemn” charles johnson. these passages, as well as all of the rest of the citations, are second-hand from essays written by fjordman. in this collection, one can easily find breivik quoting fjordman praising johnson, and even breivik quoting fjordman quoting johnson’s own hate-speech directly and admiringly.

by this method, johnson and his website are supportively referenced in the breivik manifesto more than twenty times, more than geller in fact. the bulk of these are because when breivik reproduced a fjordman essay, he referenced the essay as hosted by johnson, because johnson’s site is apparently where breivik read them. this should surprise no one. breivik, geller, flordman, spencer (who’s blog, “jihad watch” was coded pro-bono by johnson himself) are the crowd which johnson cultivated.

it’s sickening to see johnson is being allowed to exculpate himself with a couple of convenient denunciations. johnson has never chosen to have an “i was a racist, and now i regret it” moment. only a sustained “those people over there are racists and i’m going to make them regret it” moment with his finger pointed at the figures of a movement he created from the ground up and has only recently parted company with.

absolution comes after reconciliation.

[Source: Jummy, 30 July 2011
Reposted verbatim. h/t Dudebro ]

162 Comments on “Jummy’s Take on Charles Johnson (July 2011)”

  1. Bunk X says:

    Look out, Charles. There’s that dang Confederate flag again.

    • Octopus says:

      And Odin’s Cross, direct to the left. 😆

      • Pakimon says:


        You’re killing me!!!!! 😆 😆

        • Pakimon says:

          Wasn’t replying to Octo’s post. Just meant to throw that bit of mockery out there.

          I blame WordPress and not my carelessness and/or fat fingers. 😀

  2. Pakimon says:

    Caption This Photo:

    “Hope she doesn’t notice I’m getting a ‘stiffy’ ” 😆

  3. Bunk X says:

  4. Octopus says:

    Lookit how stooped is Chunky McDumbth. 😆

    • Minnowredux says:

      …so pontificates Mr. Charles Johnson, the man with a complete headlock on reality.


    • dudebro says:

      A useless fat fuck that proudly admits he’s blocked 15K ppl is gonna talk about acknowledging reality? A tweet from bizarro world?

      • dezes157 says:

        I wonder the number of blocks on Twitter, 100k would not shock me in the least.

    • dezes157 says:

      Wow, that was really deep and insightful Chuck, now explain Quantum mechanics using the same eloquent derp.

  5. rightymouse says:

    We’re in Nongkhai visiting my old boss. The house overlooks through Mekhong river. Laos is on the other side. Having a ball!

  6. rightymouse says:

    Jummy’s post describes fatso very well. He’s a self-righteous opportunist scaredy-cat.

  7. Bunk X says:

    This is what my brain sounds like these days. 😀

    • Octopus says:

      They have some goodish meds for those head-noises now, I hear. Might have to experiment a bit. I’ve got a friend who swears by a Welbutrin-Something Else cocktail — stopped his voices and irregular compulsions cold, going on 30 years now. Me, I like an occasional booze-reset, followed by weeks of punitive exercise. It works like a charm.

  8. Bunk X says:

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  11. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Here’s my summation. Chunk Johnson is some moron blogger who went to war against his own internet content providers. When they didn’t agree they are racists he told them all to go start their own websites. So they did.


  12. Octopus says:

    The drive from Portland to Lake Tahoe was supposed to take 9 hours, and it took nearly 12. Several reasons, including construction, blinding rainstorms, and a long lunch break. I’m unwinding with a nice cold scotch-rocks. I listened to too many whiny millenials on podcasts during the drive, so now I need some schadenfreude-juice. YUM! 😆

  13. Octopus says:

    Killin’ it!

  14. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s insanity is growing? I didn’t think it was possible. But it is. 😆

    Seth Meyers: Spicer’s Out, Scaramucci’s in and Kushner Speaks lgf.bz/2v27Zor https://t.co/ixyxxmy1pY
    40 minutes ago
    Donald Trump’s vulgar speech to the Boy Scout Jamboree violated the BSA’s own Code of Conduct… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
    2 hours ago
    RT @BillWeirCNN: It appears the president just confirmed a classified covert CIA operation with a single tweet. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
    2 hours ago
    RT @christinawilkie: By publicly describing a covert CIA program, the president is telling our allies he can’t be trusted, and providing in…
    2 hours ago
    RT @Gus_802: America’s president is psychologically compromised. Congress must intervene soon. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
    2 hours ago
    RT @bobcesca_go: He’s our first political supervillain. No discipline. No respect for law. Sinister, deadly intentions. Crazy costume. Capa…
    2 hours ago
    RT @djrothkopf: Woke up deranged. Going to bed deranged. In between, drove an entire country crazy with his madness. https://t.co/AEHRcfS…
    2 hours ago
    @realDonaldTrump Donald Trump is a madman with no self-control. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
    3 hours ago
    @amyfiscus Trump is now leaking classified information that directly impacts national security… on Twitter.
    3 hours ago
    RT @amyfiscus: This program is still classified. nytimes.com/2017/07/19/wor… twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
    3 hours ago

  15. dezes157 says:

    A few days ago, old two faced Chuck was saying look at the horrible right-wingers are saying about McCain.
    I guess it’s okay when he and his followers do it because Chuck isn’t blocking the libtards for wishing the man die horribly.

    • Arachne says:

      Oh by the way Fatso, someone did an analysis of that so-called CBO report. 72% of the people they claim will LOSE HealthCare will lose it because they CHOOSE not to buy it if no longer forced to by mandate.

      So shut the fuck up. You analyze NOTHING. And had you even been paying the slightest attention, you would have KNOWN that was the case with those numbers. Total sign ups under ACA were at best 11 million.

      Now let’s find out how many people will get their FULL-TIME job status restored to them when the employer mandate is wiped out. Because you see, dumbshit, many people were reduced to part time when this piece of shit was passed.

      So shut the fuck up.

    • TreBob says:

      Geez Charles, do you work at being this stupid? The vote today was to bring the bill to the floor for debate and amendments. Nothing has been stripped from anybody. Even if they pass the final bill no one is stripping health care away from a single person. Insurance isn’t health care. One of the biggest problems with our medical system is that no one thinks that way.

      No one gave two hoots when MY medical insurance, a personal policy so it was portable, that I negotiated with the insurance company for coverage and rates, was stripped away by Obamacare.

      • Bunk X says:

        Mine was as well, and now even my horrible Obamacare plan is being dropped by Aetna. Right now, all I want is major medical with a reasonable deductible. As it is, we’re paying for doctor visits out of pocket anyway because my deductable is $12K.

        Since fatboy is *ahem* self-employed, has he not noticed the cost of Obamacare? Maybe he’s illegally hitched a ride on someone’s group plan. No way is he self-insured.

  16. dezes157 says:

  17. Pakimon says:

    We can only hope.

    At this point, Mueller is a moonbat Ronald Mcdonald peddling nothingburgers on the taxpayer dime.

    It’s time for Trump to pull the plug on the clown show.

    • Arachne says:

      He has every right to fire Mueller. First of all, Mueller is leaking to the press, which he is NOT supposed to do. Second, he is going beyond the scope of his mandate. Mueller, by the way, is violating just about a dozen ethics rules for special prosecutors, starting with his close relationship with that piece of shit James Comey.

      So yeah he can fire him. They can appoint another one.

      I recommend Andrew McCarthy.

    • dezes157 says:

      What red line you fat pompous imbecile?

  18. Arachne says:

    Friend of yours, FATSO?


    • Bunk X says:

      McCain’s stint as a POW cannot be discounted. Had the NVA not discovered that he was indeed a Senator’s Son, he wouldn’t have survived the incarceration especially with his injuries. When offered freedom from Hoa Loa, he declined, pending the release of those previously captured. That took guts and character.

      By the time McCain was elected Senator, something had changed.

      • Bunk X says:

        And yeah, I supported him for a while. Changed my mind years ago.

        • Octopus says:

          McStains was co-opted by the corruption of DC decades ago. His military service has nothing to do with that. Being a hero in one circumstance doesn’t excuse one from following laws and ethical guidelines in perpetuity (pronounced “perp-titty” in Chunky-speak).

  19. Bunk X says:

  20. Octopus says:


    Chunky’s a flaming ball of gas, but somehow not bright. A very dim-bulb, indeed.

    • Arachne says:

      Bought himself some likes and retweets so that he wouldn’t realize that nobody liked him.

    • Minnowredux says:

      Anyone with two functioning brain cells knows Trump is right about this. And, anyone with two functioning brain cells knows that Americans are sick and tired of these animals doing this.

      So, yeah, fuck you Charles for your edgy, hipster knee-jerk straight up white supremacist retard spew.

      But, little Chuckie, you can pretend you actually have something meaningful to say as much as your little heart wants to. And that, you stupid fuck, is due to the countless white supremacists like Trump who are busying themselves preserving your safety and your rights.

      But, then, you are way to stupid to know what any of this means.

  21. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Straight up white supremacist rhetoric from our so-called president. https://t.co/dcVkXsMKGL
    9 hours ago

    Chunk has come out in full backing of criminal drug gang predators that rape and even torture our innocent daughters. Because who are we to judge!

  22. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    @andreagrimes The greatest sad bastard song ever written: Bob Schneider, “2002.” youtube.com/watch?v=57moMU…
    11 hours ago

    Wrong as usual. If there were such a dumb assed genre it would be

    And Chunky you’re an asshole too. That’s right!

  23. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Sorry folks. You can no longer join the military and then have the US taxpayer pay for you to take shots to grow boobs and construct you a vagina out of your junk. I know. Fascism.


    • Octopus says:

      There’s a story out that claims 150,000+ transgenders are already serving, which is about as realistic as Chunky running for President. That stat was manufactured by gay propaganda organizations. If the accepted figure of .3% of 1.3M active military is transgender, that comes out to 3900 such people.

    • Arachne says:

      And TRAITOR Bradley Manning is all over Twitter bemoaning it. Uh, dude? if you’re an example of what happens when boys who want to be girls get into the military, then NO.

    • Bunk X says:

      Yeah, that’s the scam. Join up, get the VA to pay for the dickwork, then walk away free.

  24. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:


    Why didn’t A.G. Sessions replace Acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe, a Comey friend who was in charge of Clinton investigation but got….
    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 26, 2017

    …big dollars ($700,000) for his wife’s political run from Hillary Clinton and her representatives. Drain the Swamp!
    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 26, 2017

    Media: You can’t say that about the AG!

  25. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    My neighborhood is currently under attack by a gigantic murder of crows. It’s nightmarish.
    11 hours ago

    What an ass hat.

    • Arachne says:

      He wanted to show off that he knew that a group of crows is called a murder.
      No other reason to mention in otherwise.

      • KGB says:


        • Octopus says:

          A passel of asshats.

        • Arachne says:

          Does he know what a group of scorpions is – without consulting Wikipedia?

          • ISTE says:

            Fucking dangerous!

            Do I win?

          • Trump is Teh Satan! Hit the tip jar! says:

            A scourge of scorpions?

          • Bunk X says:

            I stepped outside yesterday to get some fresh air and have a smoke (it’s a yin-yang thing for me) and I saw some little tan balls hanging under the handle of the plastic trash can where I stash my depleted 12 oz. aluminum containers. They looked like those mutant Kix cereal orbs, only smaller.

            I like spiders because they’re predators for the bugs I don’t like, but I don’t need thousands of them, so I hit the egg sacs with some Raid.

            This morning I found a dead black widow the size of an 8-ball, and I smiled.

  26. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    RT @aceoaces: Just to be clear here, you are publicly accusing the acting FBI director of taking bribes. FLASE! politifact.com/truth-o-meter/… htt…
    12 minutes ago

    Just to be clear here, you are publicly accusing the actual (not acting) fucking POTUS and his campaign of colluding with Russians (with no proof) among other and various crimes of corruption (also with no proof), including those you say he intends to commit but hasn’t. The President is citing known facts about the acting FBI director’s relation to candidate Shrillbeast. Not made up delusions about Boris and Natasha. Bitch!

    • Arachne says:

      POLITIFACT? Holy shit, Politifact has been discredited nine ways to Sunday!
      His wife received a huge campaign contribution from Clinton loyalists and bundlers:

      McAuliffe contributed $467,500 to McCabe’s campaign through his PAC, making her the third-largest recipient of contributions from McAuliffe in 2015. The Virginia Democratic Party provided an additional $207,788 to McCabe in the form of mailers, the Wall Street Journal noted.

      However, McAuliffe was not the only Clinton backer to contribute to McCabe’s campaign. Four top bundlers for Clinton-related efforts combined to give McCabe more than $130,000.

      Fredrick D. Schaufeld, an investment banker and venture capitalist, sits on Hillary Clinton’s National Finance Committee along with his wife, Karen. Individuals who raise or contribute at least $100,000 for Hillary for America, the Hillary Victory Fund, the Hillary Action Fund, or a combination of those three entities earn a spot on the committee.

      So yeah, honey, it’s suspicious.

  27. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Now you can serve in the Army and are allowed to be a white supremacist or neo-Nazi but not transgender.
    5 minutes ago

    Gus takes a break from the angry moron march to make this observation

    Uh Gus, it doesn’t cost the US taxpayer one extra dime to put a bigot thru basic training and in most cases turn them into a very respectful, fine upstanding and disciplined human being.

    But transgenders, even if you accept that they aren’t actually very confused and mentally disturbed individuals cost potentially millions of dollars each in therapies, surgeries, drugs, etc. A person like that has no business joining the military. They have a condition that is not going away. I don’t think they take people who are physically handicapped, missing (or deformed) limbs, have chronic diseases that require regular medication or insane people either.

  28. Watcher1 says:

  29. Octopus says:

    Lake Tahoe is freakishly beautiful. Took a nice 5 mile hike up and around Echo Lake this morning, then a drive up Emerald Bay to some views that are beyond stunning. Will post pics later. Another big Greek meal on tap this evening, with boisterous relatives — better get a nap in. Tomorrow we’re going to Yosemite, if they’ve got the fire out.

    • Arachne says:

      It really is – from where I live it’s 2 hours to the beaches of Santa Cruz going South and 2 hours to Tahoe going north.

      • Octopus says:

        You’re lucky, Arachne. The scenery around here makes up for a lot of moonbattery, eh?

  30. ISTE says:

    I am 59

    I am very colour blind.

    I want to be a Navy Seal.

    I am going to apply tomorrow.

    I am quite happy with my genitalia (that is penis and balls for those in here who do not understand big words. Oh hi Bunk!). and me and Mr Happy have no plans to part company. I like breasts but have no desire to permanently possess a pair (However I won’t object to a pair being in my presence occasionally)

    So will I be accepted for Seal training? Somehow I do not think so because of a couple of disabilities that I have over which I have no control. Age and eyesight. I understand that.

    Do I kick and scream and piss and moan and file lawsuits?

    No….. but just waiting until this “Transgenders not allowed to be Seals” shit turns out. Then I file my lawsuit!

    Knowing my luck if I applied to become a Navy Seal they would accept me immediately and I would get the shit kicked out of me for the next three months.

    Anyway…. here goes. Wish me luck!



    • ISTE says:

      Aw shit.. I just applied. Special Warfare, SEAL

      I hope someone on the night shift at the Navy Recruitment site got a good laugh out of it.

      Me? I am now hiding under the bed, just in case they need my specialist skills tomorrow in Afghanistan.. 😦

      • Bunk X says:

        Being a U.S. Navy SEAL has nothing to do with sealing wax and metal stamps, ISTE, unlike the British Navy.

    • Octopus says:

      Funny you should mention this, ISTE. I’m reading this book right now: https://www.amazon.com/Operator-Firing-Shots-Killed-Warrior/dp/1501145037

      Best description of SEAL training I’ve ever read, and then you get to the good part, which is offing terrorist scum. These guys are the finest warriors we have to offer, though there are others who compete for that title.

  31. windbag says:

    One of the foundations of lefty and Chucky’s inane ramblings is that they’re just plain lazy.

  32. dezes157 says:

    Go every where you can to enlist help to get Chucks account on Twitter suspended, the lol meltdown will be epic.

    • Bunk X says:

      It could take months, perhaps even years, with much bloodshed and many socks lost, but it would be worth it.

  33. Trump is Teh Satan! Hit the tip jar! says:

    Scaramucci said that people in D.C. are nice to your face then stab you in the back to which he said, “I’m more of a front-stabbing person.”

    I already like this guy!

  34. Pakimon says:

    Stop sniveling, you rotund ponytailed dickhead.

    It could be worse.

    Your “mentions” could be full of muslim fanatics and they wouldn’t be tedious and whiny, they’d be looking to lop off your bulbous head or at least your jazzy ponytail if you were lucky.

    Do you think they’ve forgotten your stance towards them 2001 – 2009?

    They don’t strike me as a forgiving lot even with your pathetic whimpering and posturing from 2010 to the present.

    Something to think about in between your Cheetos and avocado sandwich binges. 😆

  35. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:


    Maybe they should just settle to the tune of more money than the shit rag is worth? Surely Soros will kick in to keep the POS solvent for another month or two.

  36. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    US politics has always had periodic swings to the left or right, but with the Trump Horror we’re seeing a swing to the sociopathic.
    13 hours ago

    Sociopathic? Kind of funny from a cruel little fat fucker who clearly used to gain pleasure from abusing and terrorizing others on his own little personality cult torture chamber.

    Delete yourself Chunk0.

  37. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Of fucking course.


    Dr. Ryan T. Anderson, author of the forthcoming book When Harry Became Sally: Responding to the Transgender Moment, has noted that people who identify as transgender “suffer a host of mental health and social problems—including anxiety, depression, and substance abuse—at higher rates than the general population.”

    “Biology isn’t bigotry,” Ryan states, “and we need a sober and honest assessment of the human costs of getting human nature wrong.”

    The U.S. military is extremely strict in its requirements for the physical and mental health of enlisting soldiers, and disqualifies individuals for a host of reasons, including ulcers, chronic conjunctivitis, genital herpes, heart arrhythmia, anosmia, Tourett’s, dyslexia, anorexia, agoraphobia, hypochondria, self-mutilation and suicidal behavior.

    These aren’t people you send through basic training and then hand a gun to. Remember that dude wearing a dress who put his hands on and nearly physically attacked Ben Shapiro? He had been in the military but it seemed to do little for his anger issues and self-control problems when Ben was merely stating facts about biology. Do we really need our troops dealing with people who are that insane? Think about it. Ben was trying to say the guy is basically a man. So he wasn’t challenging his manhood. The guy wanted to beat him up FOR CHALLENGING HIS WOMANHOOD!! That is not normal.

    Poor Ben must’ve felt like David Spade’s character trying to pinch a french fry.

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      Block quotes got hosed up somehow. The last para is me talking

    • Bunk X says:

      Dr. Ryan T. Anderson …has noted that people who identify as transgender “suffer a host of mental health and social problems—including anxiety, depression, and substance abuse—at higher rates than the general population.”

      Well there’s a big Duh. Let’s fill up the ranks with people with mental problems and addictions. Hell, there are more people with dementia than there are transsexuals. Let’s draft congressmen and meerkats.

  38. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Oh, ffs. My mentions are full of tedious, whiny right wing Christian fanatics again.
    10 hours ago

    Christian fanatics = bigot. Your rules.

  39. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:


    Wha? Mika tried to make a point er something. Ends up just looking stressed out and hiding it with too much make up. Like someone who tried to attack the POTUS and ended up pwnd on national TV. She and Me-Again Kelly should start a club.

  40. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Shrillery’s new book. “What Happened?”


    OK I added the question mark. 🙂

    It wuz the Russians!!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Can’t make it up. Shrillery’s new book: “What Happened?”

    I added the question mark but can’t believe they let her name it that.

  42. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Seriously Shrillery’s new book “What Happened?”

    I added the question mark 🙂 Seriously who advises her? Here she is not knowing what happened to her classified emails.

  43. ISTE says:

    Update on my application to be a Navy SEAL.

    They totally ignored me…

    Well fuckem!


  44. Trump is Teh Satan! Hit the tip jar! says:

    RT @BruceBartlett: What Scaramucci understands is that personal loyalty to Trump is everything. Intelligence, integrity and competence coun…
    2 hours ago
    I thought I was over being surprised by these malevolent morons in the White House, but this Scaramucci interview is a true jaw-dropper.
    4 hours ago
    This is completely nuts. Scaramucci is straight out of The Sopranos. Read it and weep for America. newyorker.com/news/ryan-lizz…
    4 hours ago

    Unbelievable bigotry on the part of Chunkles. So any frank talking Italian American is in the fucking Mafia you bigot? What a prejudiced POS.

    • Minnowredux says:

      Charles, why do you pretend you are so smart and know so much? Dude – you ain’t and you don’t.

      In fact, you prove to everyone on a daily basis what a stupid fuck you are.

      And on top of that, you are truly an asshole.

      Do everyone a favor and delete your twitter account and then shut your blog down.

      Your clownish bullshit is very tiresome.

  45. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Chunky being a lightweight fat loser child of the seventies raised on Godfather movies thinks that anyone of Italian descent and speaks their mind is a guido thug despite their Harvard law degree. Go away you obese dinosaur. You’ve insulted women, gays and now Italians within just the last year or so despite pretending to be a far left snowflake.

  46. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Republicans Bitterly Disappointed as Plot to Deprive Millions of Health Care Fails Bigly lgf.bz/2vd1yPc https://t.co/swcVUMJs6G
    7 hours ago

    Despite your moron regurgitated lies Chunky what this really means is you get to keep your mandated way higher priced plan and doctor you didn’t choose. And if you get really sick some penny pinching gubmint doctor gets to decide if anyone tries to save your life. Which they won’t because they will reason you’re old and fat and have a sucky life anyway.

  47. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Another day, another speech full of insane racist fear-mongering by our so-called president.
    2 hours ago

    Another day another totally nonsensical and inexplicable Tweet from Chunk0’s reverse universe.

    Trump told the cops thank you and we have your backs 100%. So supporting law enforcement is racist fear mongering? The only thing I can figure is that Trump’s mention about the problem with M13 Mexican gangs is what Chunk0 thinks is racist. Uh idiot Chunk their victims are hispanic. Your moonbat thinking is so screwed up you think a vicious and dangerous drug gang is a protected victim ethnic group.

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      Correction it’s MS13 and they’re evidently originally Salvadoran.

  48. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    RT @JohnJHarwood: Trump says he wants law enforcement officers who look “nasty” and “mean”
    1 hour ago

    Better run that by John Pedesto Harwood. Don’t want to get in dutch with your Demoncrap masters.

  49. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    RT @johnavignone: @Green_Footballs And stupid lies, like 17 murders on LI. Total BS. There have been 17 ARRESTS in connection with 5 murder…
    1 hour ago

    If it’s incorrect it’s likely an honest mistake.

    But even the Wash Bleep had to call out Preezydunce Obungle’s egregious and flagrant whoppers.


    All intentional lies to mislead the misinformed sheeples that voted for him and wanted him to be able to use a teleprompter at the debates. That’s OK eh Chunk0?

    • Trump is Teh Satan! Hit the tip jar! says:

      Anyone who doesn’t properly hate Trump needs to be destroyed. They don’t care even if it’s a little kid.

  50. ISTE says:

    Update on my application to be a SEAL

    Thank you for your interest in America’s Navy.

    The information you provided us indicates that your age exceeds the maximum for entry into your desired program. However, depending on the position you are seeking, it may still be possible for you to join the Navy. To discuss your situation, please contact your local recruiter.

    Thank you again. We appreciate your interest and your inquiry into Navy service.

    David W. Bouve David W. Bouvé
    Captain, United States Navy

    • rightymouse says:

      Sounds about right….

    • Octopus says:

      Heheh…I would really enjoy your reports from BUD/S training. Hell Week, in particular. You know they don’t let you sleep at all during that week, aside from the 30-second catnaps you might catch in between cold waves slapping you in the face while you hang onto the your “little boat” with the rest of your insane crewmates. I know, it sounds like fun, but I’m sure it’s a little taxing towards Day 6…

  51. rightymouse says:

    We flew back to Cleveland yesterday/today/tomorrow. Time gets very confusing between here and Asia. Anyway! We’re back & I’m going to figure out how to post pics. In the meantime, I really, really don’t like United. Fly with upgrades when you can. You heard it here first. 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      We’re still barnstorming the home country, now in LA for a couple of days, before our last tourist-y destinations in Sedona and Santa Fe. Had an incredible meal with our good friend and distant cousin Nick at his favorite restaurant: http://thejar.com/

      I was hoping Chunky would show up with a hawt date, but no such luck. I’d have snapped a pic or two, for posterity (Fatass). The prime ribeye was killer, medium rare, with purple yam topped with creme fraiche. We had a dueling wine course, with two 100-pt reds from the same vineyard and year. Then a bunch of shared desserts. Heavenly. Better hit the gym tomorrow.

  52. Bunk X says:

    • Bunk X says:

      Kinda like this, but I’d rather be a lesbian.

      • Octopus says:

        I’m afraid for her! 😯

        The comedian Richard Lewis once found himself in the shower next to Shaq, after a celebrity b-ball game. His description of the disparity was hilarious and frightening. 😆

      • Trump is Teh Satan! Hit the tip jar! says:

        Well done Shaq! She’s quite a little catch for the big man. I’m sure she can handle him just by the look in her eye! 🙂

      • Trump is Teh Satan! Hit the tip jar! says:

        He’s looking good too. Keeping his weight down and maintaining his mobility. Many his size suffer joint problems and become crippled. Entering middle age he looks like a youngster practically. Again, well done big fella!

      • rightymouse says:

        Do they even FIT together??? 😯

  53. Octopus says:

    Dat Gaia, heem pull lak Hell! 😯

    Still time left on this trip to see one of these Big Sky weather systems going HAM on the plains. One can only hope.

  54. Octopus says:

    That time when Gus had an “easy job” for a couple of minutes, until his charges decided he wasn’t the man to lead and protect them. A 9-year-old girl took his cape and staff off him, and handled the rest of the run impeccably.

  55. rightymouse says:

    Fatso’s twitter trolling another loser for attention.

    • Trump is Teh Satan! Hit the tip jar! says:

      I think she’d rather be alone than with Blobfish.

  56. Trump is Teh Satan! Hit the tip jar! says:

    I ran across this at random. And since it’s Saturday and traditional eye candy day I’m posting this. I love Jennifer Aniston because she’s gorgeous but you can tell she sometimes has bad days, such as where this skirt doesn’t fit just right. Or her man hunk lover ran off with that pretty faced Voight brat. She’s a sweetly and she gets frazzled. It just makes her more endearing.

  57. Trump is Teh Satan! Hit the tip jar! says:

    63 degrees here in N. Ky on a global warmed Saturday morn. Almost August and it’s cool and breezy and sunny and lovely. Ahhhhh! Life is good. Having a little gin with my coffee. My daughters will kick my ass! Demoncraps suck.