“This is NOT ‘religious liberty.’ It’s a roadmap to theocracy.” – Charles Johnson

So Charles Johnson doesn’t like a Presidential Executive Order that does nothing other than to reaffirm the 1st Amendment:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech…

Charles, you’re the Bishop of Bloviation, with a capital Blow. Pheeew.

122 Comments on ““This is NOT ‘religious liberty.’ It’s a roadmap to theocracy.” – Charles Johnson”

  1. dezes157 says:

    Oh Chuck, you hyperventilating retard, Just because you wanted to crawl under a rock after a few muzzy head choppers found your home address doesn’t mean you can doom the rest of the country to an islamic state, nope nope nope, besides, they have a detailed map of your pissed stained hovel already, that buzzing noise was a drone.

    • Octopus says:

      “Advertising helps, but it doesn’t cover all our costs.” I’ll bet. Keeping a gluttonous imbecile fed and housed, with a computer connection and just a few lights on, costs far more than $10 day — and you don’t even make that.

      A fake homeless guy who was busted for panhandling in my town last week was found to be living large in a nearby condo, and driving a late model Mustang to and from his “job.” He was pulling in $100/day minimum, for about three hours of public groveling, and then retiring to his humble abode to smoke crack and weed for the rest of the day. You and Gus need to step up your game!

  2. Octopus says:

    That dog has more balls and personality than ten fat slugs like you, Chunky. You need to pick a different spirit animal. Perhaps something more suited to your gloomy, nutty recluse lifestyle.

    Quoth the Raven, “Nevermore…shall I ride my bike, appear in public, air out the house, or hold a coherent thought in my dim little brain.”

    Note: the bird is too cool for you, too. Maybe a black rat?

    • Pakimon says:

      Chunkles’ ACTUAL “current mood”. (Adjusted to reflect reality) 😆

      • Octopus says:

        I refuse to believe that meme was invented for anyone else besides Dear Fatass. It’s just too perfect. 😆

  3. Octopus says:

    Aww, poor Chunky! 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Right wing? What drugs is Fatso on these days???

    • dezes157 says:

      Yes Chuck you fat recluse, some people in an intimate relationship get married, and they engage in heterosexual sex.
      That maybe hard for you to grasp as you thought a wife was property to abuse and sponge from.

  4. Octopus says:

    Shit got real again, when the cat refused to stop yowling until Gus let it out, only to come back in his stoned stupor to find his cot covered in catshit.

    Oh shit.
    3 hours ago
    Meow meow meow!
    3 hours ago
    Whatever, man.
    3 hours ago
    3 hours ago
    Now wait a minute.
    3 hours ago
    From the department of no shit.
    3 hours ago
    Right? No shit.
    3 hours ago
    I’m a crazy guitarist too.
    3 hours ago
    3 hours ago
    I expect nothing.
    3 hours ago

  5. sven10077 says:

    I’m really confused, Chunk is a lot like the “OMG WE ARE SO TOTES LIVING IN HANDMAIDEN’S TALE” types….

    hey Chunk which is “more theocratic” Deaborn Michigan or Dallas Texas….?

  6. Arachne says:

    The Culver City Blimp apparently hasn’t been paying attention. BLACK churches have been promoting politics from their damn pulpits for YEARS. Remember “I ain’t no ways tah-ir-d”? What’s a candidate doing at a church.

    And don’t even get me started on the Catholics’ pushing illegal immigration and refugee policy every Sunday. And I’m one of the flock!

    What this does, FATSO, is keep the IRS from going after the churches that are to the RIGHT politically. Which they are more than happy to do while ignoring the churches on the left.

  7. Arachne says:

    I see from the Twitterwarrior Theater that Blimpy is referencing the Cesca show again. Aw….he wants another invitation.

    • Octopus says:

      The Cesca show gets about 8 listeners, normally. When Chunky was on, both times, listenership dropped to 3. These numbers are not encouraging, in terms of future appearances by McDumbth.

  8. rightymouse says:

    Ummmmm..it’s from one of your posters, you fat liar.

    • Arachne says:

      Yeah, because a North Carolina Congressman really gives a SHIT what a homebound fatass living in California thinks.

      Did you post it to his Twitter account? Didn’t see it.

    • dezes157 says:

      The FBI and the Secret Service really need to watch Chuck, he just might try and blow himself. Okay maybe they should not watch.

  9. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    Happy Cinco de Milyo.

  10. rightymouse says:

    Am so grateful it’s Friday evening. Is it just me or has it been a long week for others? Nothing but rain and sweater weather here. Am so SICK of it! The good news is that Hubby & I have booked our flight to Thailand again for this year. 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      The weather has been atrocious here, too. Long-ish week of work, and today was the longest day of all. As I say this, thunder cracks and the sky opens up again. Luckily, I’m drinking a margarita on the rocks, and nothing can bother me. NOTHING! 😆 (except a house fire)

      • rightymouse says:

        Have a mellow time!! 🙂
        Am headed for the couch with a Manhattan in a few.

        • Bunk X says:

          Manhattan is the name of an indigenous American tribe. More cultural appropriation. The word “couch” comes from old French “coucher.” Busted again.

      • Bunk X says:

        Margaritas are cultural appropriation. Caesar salads are verboten, too – they were created in Tijuana.

  11. rightymouse says:

    Good! He was way over the line. The FCC has rules/guidelines and Colbert likely violated them. The big no-no was probably using the homophobic slur ‘cock-holster’. But let’s see what they say, m’kay?

    • Octopus says:

      The Left has already deemed Colbert’s ugly homophobic slur “quite awreet.” PJ Media, Chunky’s former pals, had a good account of the matter: https://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2017/05/04/4-reasons-stephen-colbert-isnt-going-anywhere/

      Colbert is a horribly unfunny hack of a wannabe comic. The Left has adopted his sorry schtick as their own, though. so he’s pretty much bulletproof in the MSM. Like Tina Fey, whose awful, unfunny crap on SNL and her own miserable show garnered rave reviews in the media, despite never registering a chuckle with the home viewers.

      • Arachne says:

        Hmm….how many letters did leftards send to Clear Channel when Rush Limbaugh called Sandra Fluke a “slut”? How many told him he wasn’t allowed to apologize. How many letters to Congress demanding that they have the FCC yank his broadcast license? Oh and not to mention that organized campaign to strip him of sponsors.

        Do I think they should yank Colbert off the air? Nope. I just won’t be watching any programs by CBS anymore (and there are plenty that I enjoy). Also I will not be buying any products of people that sponsor Colbert. Sorry, but he’s a foul-mouthed vulgar dirtbag. You can sponsor him if you want. I just won’t be buying your products.

        If this is what CBS wants its brand to be, that’s all well and good. But I imagine even hard-core leftist David Letterman is embarrassed at the level this creep has taken his once venerated show. At least Leno did everything he could to make sure “Johnny’s Show” maintained a standard of excellence.

    • rightymouse says:

      Gussy seconds Fatso’s emotion…. 😆

      • Pakimon says:

        Maybe Gus found out his green card isn’t being renewed and he’s faced with the prospect of living in a garage in Argentina.

        Do they have Twitter in South America?

        Asking for a friend. 😆

      • dezes157 says:

        More proof that useless dumpster diving scum buckets feel abused when they don’t get free week old cheese and bologna behind a 7-11.

    • dezes157 says:

      Get a grip lardass, idiots like you set up the PC train to hell, and homophobic slurs like Colbert’s were bad, insane super crazy shit.
      Or are you just to stupid to know you were fooled again asshole?

    • dezes157 says:

      If someone called old lard ass a a cock wallet, he would be be in a complete conniption fit about a gay slur.
      He has two faces, and both are pock marked ugly as f**k make a vulture puke sickening.

    • Bunk X says:

      • dezes157 says:

        Chuck couldn’t find his stinking fat ass under his own filthy unwashed bed sheets.

  12. Pakimon says:

    Happy Cinco de Mayo to all my fellow stalkers and stalkerettes!

    I’m currently working my way through a variety 12 pack of “The Beers of Mexico” and enjoy chips and some spicy salsa.

    Next up… homemade tacos to eat while watching Man on Fire.

    Nothing like spending a Friday evening expanding my “cultural horizons”. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Warm temps in sunny Mexico assumimg those numbers are Celsius and not Fahrenheit!

      What do I know… I’m just a dumb gringo buzzed on cervezas. 😆

      • Bunk X says:

        Martes looks good, and I also like the weather starting about 1pm Miércoles.

      • Octopus says:

        “Man On Fire” is a decent flick. One of Denzel’s best, imho. It’s a smoldering kind of fire, with occasional loud fireworks.

        The margaritas were making me dizzy, so I dug out a couple of Sam Adams Cherry Wheats from the beer fridge. Now they’re making me really dizzy. In a good way. 🙂

  13. ISTE says:

    6:11 58C Fully covered. Heater off, double folded towel over crockpot

    6:31 57C Turned on heater to warm. lost 1C in 20 mins

    6:51 57.35C So, in 20 mins lost 1C with no heat but in 20 mins on warm gained .35C

    6:56 57.5C Took lid off, stir, no apreciable change in temp. Re covered.

    Note… appartment is at 79F or 26C The temperature of the room affects how fast crockpot cools down. If I ever get electronics working I need to measure room temp and make adkustments accordingly.

    7:05 58.17C Unexpectedly higher than I thought it would be. Now power off, towel cover off.

    7:11 58.22C How can that happen? Turned power of 6 minutes ago and temp still rising!

    Note… The crockpot is a big heavy ceramic thing with the heater on the outside and water on the inside. It takes time for the heat to flow through to the water. A rice cooker with a thin metal liner and heat coming from the bottom is easier to control. Um that is electronically. I can’t get my electronics to work at the moment. That is why I am doing Sous Vide manually. I like to eat my experiments!

    7:31 58.35C Well, how can temp be STILL rising 20 mins later when power off? Simple explanation. Some idiot turnd knob clockwise to “warm setting’ instead of counter clockwise to off.

    7:31 58.35C Cover off, all power off.

    Note… running on manual my steak never went below 56C or above 59C I started it at 5:30 but did not start this log until 6:11 It only needed one hour cooking time, theoretically it was cooked at 6:30. Tonight experiment is what happens to the steak after the minimum cook time is ecxeeded. Theory is it can sit in the Sous Vid cooker another three hours with no problem.

    7:51 56.26C Double layer of towels back on crockpot and power on warm. Steak was cooked 90 mins ago, just holding it at medium rare temp.

    8:30 57.82C Blowtorch tine!!!

    Night… 🙂

    • Bunk X says:

      Gotta get off of that French Celsius crap. Go with Kelvin.

      • Octopus says:

        Somebody else’s house is going to get burned down. Heat sources, towels, presumably lubricated operator…recipe for great steak, to be enjoyed in charred and smoky ruins. Some water damage from the Fire Dept., too. Blowtorch confiscated by the latter.

        • ISTE says:

          I rent. I am the only person in the whole apartment complex that understands English.

          Lol the neighbors cooking sets MY fire alarm off!

      • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

        Or Rockwell.

  14. dezes157 says:

    Chuck, since you are either too stupid to get it, why don’t you call a gay man or straight woman a cock wallet or a dork holster, I suggest you count what few teeth you have in that festering shit hole you call a mouth first.

    • dezes157 says:

      addendum, either too stupid or too partisan…..

      • Bunk X says:

        Lol. What a challenge.

        • Octopus says:

          Colbert professes to be a Christian man, and one who taught catechism to youngsters until recently. Here’s another quote from this man of God:

          He seems to have a burning desire to holster that. May he enjoy the barbed cock of Satan at the earliest.

  15. Octopus says:

    For Gusano:

  16. Octopus says:

    Fuck 4Chan. Fuck Wikileaks. Fuck the far-left. Fuck the far-right. Fuck Trump. Fuck hacker scum.
    14 minutes ago
    Everything is America’s fault and at the same time America is a victim. I live in a dysfunctional country.
    22 minutes ago
    America can’t do anything because of our horrible past.
    23 minutes ago
    “America is horrible.” — Leftists No wonder Republicans keep winning.
    30 minutes ago
    I had Julian Assange’s number 7 years ago. Glad y’all have caught up.
    32 minutes ago
    Band of Brothers (2001) – Paratroopers En Route To Normandy youtu.be/XSsKOCAji9Y
    35 minutes ago
    America has lost its moral compass on all sides.
    35 minutes ago
    Whatever. If Hitler were around today the stupid West would hack him into existence.
    40 minutes ago
    43 minutes ago

  17. Pakimon says:

    Notice how the fat ponytailed TwitterDickhead always has to make a show of it whenever he blocks someone on Twitter?

    Most people just hit the block button and move on without comment.

    Not Chunkles…

    Perhaps it’s his way of soothing his butthurt over being laughed at and ridiculed. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      • Pakimon says:

        White men from Argentina who are unemployed, live in a garage and are addicted to Twitter are even sadder people. 😆

      • Pakimon says:

        Er… wait a minute.

        If “Everthing is about making white men happy”, then how can White men be sad people?

        And what is “Everthing”?

        Is it like that old online game “Everquest”?

        If it is, then I get it. Scantily clad elf chicks with big boobs would certainly make white men happy.

        At least “nerdy” fat, white, ponytailed computer guys with no life. Why does that sound familiar? 😆

        • rightymouse says:

          Speaking of elves…
          This dude spent a lot of dough to look like one. Maybe Gussy could do the same thing & be happy. Except he’s broke. 😦

      • Bunk X says:

        Gusano just watched his first Puddles The Clown video.

    • dudebro says:

      Oh noes, the block button. How frightening!

  18. Pakimon says:

    Calling all Race Detectives! Calling all Race Detectives!

    Time to light up the Cheetos signal in Culver City!


    Such obvious misogynistic racism must be investigated!!

    Where is the mighty ponytailed Twitterwarrior when you need him?!

    Help us Charles! You’re our only hope!

    Now the World waits with bated breath as it awaits the Jazzy Ponytail to leap into action!

    On Twitter… 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Sounds like she may have copped an attitude when Trump’s people started coming on board at the White House. Turnover in staff isn’t a surprise when a new Prez comes to town. I seem to remember a huge kerfuffle over the WH travel staff when Bill was elected.

  19. Octopus says:


    Chunky and Gus are going to strain their groins trying to make this argument. Don’t forget to stretch, you pee-smelling hobos!

    • rightymouse says:

      • Octopus says:

        Cary Grant was a great American, and Gus isn’t worthy to shine his shoes. Was Grant gay? It seems likely, which only adds to the mystique. He had class, talent, and worked hard at his craft his entire adult life. Gus is a lonely bum who lives off the strained kindness of others, some of them put-upon relatives. There’s a feral cat in there, too. Is Gus in a position to pass judgment on Grant? About as much as Chunky McDumbth is in a position to pass judgment on Trump, in matters of love, life, prosperity, popularity and any other measure known to humankind.

  20. rightymouse says:

    Another dreary, rainy day here in NE Ohio. Yuck!!!!!!!! We haven’t been able to do ANY spring clean-up. Ugh.

  21. rightymouse says:

    For the same reason you did under Obama?

  22. Octopus says:

    Colbert’s show was completely tanking in the ratings before Trump won and Asshack decided to dedicate every show to attacking the president. Now he’s like a god to the Left, which in today’s diluted network ratings picture gives him plenty of viewers to survive. He gets cited daily by the MSM and numerous online media sources for the dumb jokes about Trump. There is no bottom to this cellar-scraping brand. Homophobia is A-OK, if it’s about Trump. 😆

    Here’s a look at how this thing is viewed by Twitter Dorks:

  23. Octopus says:


    Great piece from VDH — the “alt-Left” is actually operating the Dhimmi Party these days. Looking forward to their next Socialist candidate. 😆

  24. Octopus says:

    This cavalcade of idiocy is “important” to Chunky. 😆

  25. ISTE says:


    I just said that so I cannot be accused of being off topic.

    First test of Sous Vide worked OK I think. Meal was steak medium rare, roasted peppers, baby red potatoes and a lettuce and tomato salad.

    Well, the salad thing is easy to time. You get them out of the fridge and toss them into a bowl with dressing when you serve lunch.

    Grilled over a hot BBQ flame the peppers to carbonize the skins then put them in an oven at about 300F to keep them on standby. Same for little potatoes. They were cooked and buttered and herbed and put on standby in the oven.

    So far so good. Typical meal where you pre prepare things and it does not matter if guests arrive late.

    The meat… Today was steak. Now timings are crucial. Watching a football game and eating when it is over? No problem, start grilling the steaks ten minutes before game ends. It is easy.

    Game went into extra time!!!!!!!

    FAIL…… Steaks ruined.

    However Sous Vide steaks take 30 seconds each side on the grill, and by using a plumber blowtorch you can crisp the fat.

    Lunch was very nice.

    • ISTE says:



      Tomorrow is sous vide salmon and big shrimp then grilled.

      A big challenge, temps and timings are more precise.

      Hey Charles, you can’t even microwave a salmon steak!

      • Octopus says:

        I love these Cooking Tips, personally. Want to munch the Sous Vide, and soon. Tonight I took the fam out to the Outback Steakhouse, where we all ate a lot of charred beef, side salads, pumpernickel bread with butter, baked potatoes with all the fixin’s, and a shared Chocolate Thunder From Down Under. I had a Sam Adams Rebel IPA, which was politely hopped and tasty. The total bill was barely over $100, with 20% tip. Good dealio.

        • ISTE says:

          Ask Calo..

          After two weeks experimenting to get it correct I did it for real with someone else so they could comment.

          LOL I didn’t eat my steak.. sick of steak!!!!!!!

          Can’t wait til tuesday. Popyes dollar fried c

          • Octopus says:

            Popeyes is awesome! We just got them in Michigan, or at least in the Detroit area. I love their recipes, from hot to mild. The black peeps hereabouts all want the hot fried chicken, which is an acquired and often discarded taste.

            I had to take a long drive from Novi to Sarnia last week, and I loaded up on a double order of Popeyes for the trip. Gorged meself, and washed it down with Diet Coke, so it was uber healthy. Had a certain “feeling” on the way home, but didn’t want to stop at a strange restroom. Everything worked out fine in the end, so don’t worry. 🙂

          • dudebro says:

            Try the Popeye’s mashed potatoes with gravy, the gravy is awesome

  26. Octopus says:

    Going through the young songster’s catalog, and finding some gems. Like when you find an author you like for a certain work, and then you read all their stuff in a rush to experience the same thrill. You get a lot of disappointing dreck, but you usually find something else that resonates. Not always, but you should at least check it out.

  27. rightymouse says:

    Gussy was up late drinking sterno & smoking weed

  28. Octopus says:

    Dingbat Madge posted this “naked selfie” yesterday, but I’m having trouble deciphering the pixels. Which end is up? Never mind…who wants to see that nutty old moonbat, anyway.

  29. rightymouse says:

    The results of the French erection should start drifting in around 2:00 pm EST.

  30. rightymouse says:

    France has just invited more attacks by Islamists. Idiots.

  31. Octopus says:


  32. ISTE says:

    These last few days I have been suffering from extreme life threatening nose bleeds. I finally discovered what was causing them.

  33. Octopus says:

    Thx, genius! 😆

    Wait until the next attack, probably this week. How giddy will the French people be? As giddy as the day Hitler rolled into Paris?

    • Bunk X says:

      Let’s send Gusano to France with a GoFundMe account and include a month’s rent for an apartment in a No Go Zone.

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