“Reap The Whirlwind.” – Charles Johnson

Judge Neil Gorsuch was nominated and approved to serve in the 10th Circuit Court of Appeals by a unanimous vote of support. Why is his nomination to the Supreme Court any different?

Yeah, Charles. Let’s “reap the whirlwind.”

But let’s talk about this instead. You want to ‘splain your one degree of separation from convicted felons?


Johnson => Rauhauser => Kimberlin

Johnson => Schmalfeldt => Kimberlin

Johnson => Barrett Brown => ????

Yeah, this crap has been going on for a long while. You erased the entire history of your own @lizardoid Twitter account to hide it, and that means what?

It means that you’re a complete mess, Charles.


165 Comments on ““Reap The Whirlwind.” – Charles Johnson”

  1. Bunk X says:

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  3. Octopus says:

    Once the NPR staff saw the makeup of this band, the contest was over. You’ve never seen so many white nerds trying to dance awkwardly, without culturally appropriating any “ethnic” dance moves. One girl who twerked was fired — her lawsuit is pending. A massive settlement is expected, once the new year’s budget is finally figured out.

    • Bunk X says:

      It was a compromise. Although “Boaty McBoatface was the popular favorite for the name of the new ship, instead it was christened the RRS Sir David Attenborough. There was a subsequent movement to get David Attenborogh to change his name to Boaty McBoatface.


      • Octopus says:

        Different boaty, it looks like. I think the l’il sub was the bone tossed to the ravening internet, after the Attenborough refused to be ‘faced.

  4. Octopus says:

    A fiver. How far will that go?


    Well, it’s something at least. 😆

  5. Pakimon says:

    Obama never retweeted the corpulent jazzy ponytail…

    The stinging of massive peevish butthurt is strong in this one. 😆

  6. Pakimon says:

    Professor Chunkles has deemed it time to impart the wisdom endowed to him by his magical jazzy ponytail.

    People from all over the Twitterverse will flock to his timeline to partake of his “lessons”.

    Then again… maybe not. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Chunkles would be better off “correctly interpreting and implementing the lessons of” becoming a laughingstock with a 20 year old avatar. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        In other words, the same percentage of Americanos reject Islam’s gender discrimination which is grossly misogynist, as well as their de facto reduction of non-Islami “heretics” (aka “dhimmis”) to subhuman status worthy only of exploitation (jizya) and destruction (terrorism).

        Thanks for promoting this crucial fact, Chunky. Didn’t think you were still in the game.

        • Arachne says:

          Yes they do. Oppose discrimination I mean. Where’s the poll showing how many people support Trump’s travel ban from the six countries with heavy ties to terrorism. Funny how we’re not seeing anyone over-anxious to conduct THAT one. Unless, of course they can use the CNN newsroom as the sample size.

          Oh and by the way, Culver City Blimp – polls ALL said Hillary was going to be President. UNDOUBTEDLY.

    • OLT's Don't Fear The Reaper says:

  7. Octopus says:

    Gus swings and misses at the intentional comedy, once again. 😦

  8. Octopus says:

    Steeeeee-rike three! 😆

    Not even close, Gus.

  9. Octopus says:

    A moment of lucidity and self-reflection?

  10. Octopus says:

    Sweet dreams, Fatass!

  11. Octopus says:

    No, you won’t. There has been no public clamor for your return to the vanishingly obscure podcast, and Bob doesn’t really like you. Chez had to be on heroin to listen to your whiny kvetching.

    • Arachne says:

      I’m sure Bob will pay attention to ONE tweet by a nobody with 16K tweets and fewer followers than I have.

  12. dudebro says:

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  14. dezes157 says:

    Fat 3 chin Chuck gets a smell of the wind.

  15. Bunk X says:

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  17. Octopus says:

    Did Fatass forget to retweet this classic piece of Olbie-insanity? 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Of course, Chunky is fully capable of tweeting his own insane glurge. 😆

      This is how crazy he is now. Remember when he was…different? Or so we all thought.

      • Arachne says:

        What worries Fatass, Olderdork and the rest of the MSM dumber than shit media, is that Obama is about to be exposed as worse than Nixon. And that when Trump used that generic “I was wiretapped” – he was absolutely right.

        I believe this is why Nunes didn’t tell that grandstanding attention whore Schiff. He would have immediately run to the media and to an Obama operative to give them the head’s up to get their stories out in advance.

        My guess is that he will recall Comey and Rogers. I think this was given to him by someone in the intelligence community, who after hearing their testimony and knowing it to be a pile of bullshit, called Nunes and said “they’re lying – this is what they did.”

        James Rosen on Fox says there’s hints of a “smoking gun” on Obama’s surveillance of Trump. It may be even the media can’t ignore this. Plus, the FBI is not being cooperative in assisting in this investigation. It may be that Comey is waist-deep in shit on this one. Because he had a duty to tell the Committee about this when he testified and he didn’t. And he KNEW.

        • Octopus says:

          It’s very intriguing, this story, from a palace intrigue pov as well as a possible glimpse into another instance of Trumpster enjoying his revenge served cold. Remember Romney, when he thought he was going to be SOS? Heheheh.

          Some wondered why Trump didn’t drop the hammer on Comey sooner, but it strikes me that he might have been using the old whore as a pawn in this chess match. Trump has sources inside the intel community who are helping him, just as his opposition has sources inside the WH who are helping to screw the president over.

          Who will prevail? Well, it’s not clear. Trump didn’t get where he is by being a dumb rube who doesn’t know how to play the game. He’s likely to be a mite crafty, surviving the snakepit of business, Hollywood and socialite circles he’s dominated for so long.

          The Deep State is strong, though, and they are motivated by large piles of money. It’s a real battle. I feel like he’s winning, but he has to be careful whom he trusts. I mean, trust nobody! Especially not the RINO’s he trampled over on his way to the presidency.

    • Arachne says:

      On what basis, Drama Queen? Surrender himself. God, no wonder you’re reduced to Tweeting.

  18. Octopus says:

    From the LGF School For Special People:

    You done messed up, A-Aron! 😆

  19. Octopus says:


    • Arachne says:

      So much WINNING.

      • Octopus says:

        He said we were going to get tired of all the winning, but I’m still enjoying the hell out of it. The Obamacare Shitshow could be better, but life is never perfect, and there are going to be massive changes to the failed socialist experiment no matter what happens right now. They have to get more EVIL into the boilerplate, for one thing. That takes time, and all the demons are busy with other infernal tasks, like destroying the environment, subjugating women, forcing unwanted babies to be born, taking rights away from LGBTQ’s, rapine, raping, reaping whirlwinds, reaping windfall profits, guns, whiskey, weed, etc, etc.

        • TreBob says:

          The Obamacare thing isn’t so off-the-rails as we’re being lead to believe. If this vote fails or doesn’t come to pass and Obamacare is left in place, the left has (again) left themselves open to be hoist by their own petard. If you read the ACA (which I have, unlike the congress critters who voted on it), in hundreds of places it has ‘as the secretary should allow’ or ‘as the secretary directs’ type language in it. By leaving Obamacare in place, it can be majorly dismantled using the language written into the law. So, if the Repubs in congress whiff on this ball, Sec. Price will undoubtedly start changing the direction as he desires.

          On a side note, here in Oklahoma BCBS is the only healthcare exchange provider and has been for some time. The State policy critters are now talking about changing the law to allow Oklahomans to buy insurance from other States.

  20. Octopus says:

    This Brittany has a good eye:

    Chunky much? 😆

  21. Octopus says:


    This piece is pure fire. I can’t wait to read the mewling and puking responses of the British shitlibs in the comments later.

    • OLT's Don't Fear The Reaper says:

      Oh dear God. A Nuclear Truth Bomb.

      The reaction will be deafening.

      • rightymouse says:

        The comments are being moderated. It’s a joke when they do that.

        • OLT's Don't Fear The Reaper says:

          That’s “deafening”, too.*

          *When the editors stick their fingers in their ears and scream “I can’t hear you” they are deafening themselves.

          I believe in letting all the sick freaks of all stripes show their true colors in comments. If you’re going to have comments by the unwashed masses, that is.

  22. Octopus says:

    He so wants to fit in with the cool kids! It’s heartbreaking, the way they ignore him. 😆

  23. Octopus says:

    “Almost.” For a bum with no job, who spends all day getting ripped to the tits and tweeting out gibberish. How cold. How cruel. How heartless! 😆

    • Arachne says:

      I should think everything for this clown is unaffordable.
      Since he has nothing that resembles an income.
      Hey Gus – I know what’ll REALLY put some coin in your pocket.
      Start a GoFundMe page.

      • Octopus says:



      • Bunk X says:

        His sister’s garage in San Diego was unaffordable? Naw, His sister found Gusano to be insufferable and intolerable, and apparently his other siblings agree.

        • Octopus says:

          Poopy underpants in the dishwasher when you’re just looking for a clean breakfast bowl can set a woman off. Sis threw a knife, which was wrong, but she missed. No blood, no foul. There was a bit of blood on those undies. Most foul.

  24. Octopus says:


    “Like Her Mother, Chelsea Clinton Can’t Get A Break”

    I can’t. I just can’t. 😆 😯 😆

    • Arachne says:

      She is as unlikeable as her mother.
      The Clintons live in an alternative universe where they are the most popular people that ever walked through the White House.

      I don’t believe, even, that BJ Bill is all that popular – I think the MSM and polling has worked overtime to convince the country that they are the golden couple and that Chelsea is the heir apparent.

      Dear Clintons. The country hates you. Even with the media working overtime to destroy Donald Trump, he STILL beat you. They played up his hot mic locker room comments, and ignored Bj’s multiple trips to pedophile rape island. They hinted at Russian collusion and ignored you selling 20% of US Uranium to Russia, who is in bed with the Iranians to develop a nuclear weapon.

      As a country we want you to away. Far, far away. Preferably Haiti. Because if any country deserves a crack at playing whack-a-mole with you, it’s the Haitians.

      • TreBob says:

        Chelsea still looks like Webster Hubbell to me.

          • Octopus says:

            E. All of the above.

            “I tried to care about money, but I just couldn’t.” The fugly slug actually said that, in a public interview. So, have you seen where and how she lives? Let’s just say, Richie Rich is somewhat envious. Calls her “Bitchy Rich.”

    • rightymouse says:

      Well, that was certainly gag-worthy!

      On the other hand, the comments by dumbfounded readers make me believe in America, yet again. 🙂

      • Bunk X says:

        This one kinda sums it up.

        I love it when the comments and their accompanying votes are VASTLY better than the article itself! Ms. Friedman, I hope you’ve learned your lesson, though I won’t count on it. It’s probably cozy there in the Clintons’ pocket.

        • Octopus says:

          Check out Friedman’s Wiki page. She’s been groomed from a young impressionable age to be an idiotic ass-douche. And she’s succeeded! 🙂

  25. TreBob says:

    OK, enough politics fir a bit and as a foil against Charles’ insipid surfer noodling, here’s a pretty girl with real talent. ISTE and Calo, this one goes out to y’all.

  26. Octopus says:

    Been thinking about stuff tonight, in light of the old adage, “In 50 years will anybody care what happened to you today?” Well, they might. Considering where I choose to set off my nucular bomb, that I made with plans off the internet.

    On the other hand, there’s this crazy piece of speculation over at Ace’s:

    White Dwarf Orbiting a Black Hole Clocked At Moving 1% of the Speed of Light http://www.sciencealert.com/astronomers-just-found-a-star-orbiting-a-black-hole-at-1-percent-the-speed-of-light

    The black hole has been eating the white dwarf’s outer layers for millions of years, and Cosmo says that means it’s “denying the white dwarf’s agency.” Reached for comment, the black hole said “I’m just doin’ what I do”

    And speaking of black holes: This black hole is as massive as a billion suns. That’s a big Twinkie. https://www.yahoo.com/news/why-did-supermassive-black-hole-095237229.html?.tsrc=fauxdal

    Even stranger: The black hole is zooming away from its former place at the center of its own galaxy, as if it were blown out of place by the simultaneous supernova explosions of 100 million stars, and is moving at 4.7 million miles per hour

    Scientists say if this supermassive black hole were ever to reach our own galaxy, it could wreak havoc “on the order of Amy Schumer’s garbage Netflix special”.

    Space is all fucked up, man! How can you believe any of this crazy nonsense? String theory…PFFFTTT! Teh Multiverse…bull-sheeeeit! The warped time-space continuum…give me a fucking break, you sexually-frustrated math nerds!

    All this math-y crapola is pure speculation. What I’m willing to admit, is that the universe is big. Really big. We have telescopes that can measure this accurately. How accurately? Well, here’s a recent approximation you might find useful in thinking about the bigness.

    Imagine an Olympic-sized swimming pool filled with fine sand. Imagine now that each grain of sand represents a sun (aka, star) in our own Milky Way galaxy. That is considered a fairly close approximation of our galaxy’s size and mass by scientists who look through magnifying lenses and drink coffee, wearing obscene Hawaiian shirts. .

    Now…imagine a second Olympic-sized swimming pool, filled the same way with fine sand from Siesta Key, FL, where I will be next Sunday through Saturday. Now, the grains of sand each represent a galaxy, of varying sizes ranging from smaller than the Milky Way to ones a million times larger. This pool now represents, crudely, the size of the Known Universe, or at least the one we can estimate with our current tools, which are probably as crude as stone meat-hacking rocks compared with what we’ll have in a hundred or thousand years.

    By the side of the pool you see this, right after you finish your daiquiri, and you stop worrying about all this malarkey. Thank God!


    • Octopus says:

      Classic sounds of my misspent 70’s youth. What a killer song! Remember when there lots of great songs out there, waiting to be discovered? Whatever happened to that?

      Tank and the Bangas happened. 😆

      • minnowredux says:

        you and me both….. my brother and I (and I am just a few years older than youse) would thrill every week to all the new releases when we were ten years old or so…. “wow – listen to that!”

        Every week.

        New, great music.

        We would be tasked with some sort of work for my parents, but we would always have the radio playing….painting, cleaning – something….

        -and then Elvis “In the Ghetto” would come on….

        The late sixties….. SO much new, and good, music!!!

        -and then later in H.S. and after…. (these guys… Blue Oyster Cult)

  27. minnowredux says:

    Every time I hear that song, I have this mental image of Christopher Walken asking for more cowbell…..

    the context is always a little fuzzy……

    -sort of like Charles Johnson (from Los Angeles) logic and general awareness of the Universe…. that kind of fuzzy.

  28. minnowredux says:

    THE Bruce Dickinson would unnerstand…..

    • Octopus says:

      1968 and the next few years…unbelievable. An explosion of creativity, helped along by mind-expanding drugs and whatnot, but it was the music that killed, long before I experimented with the hallucinogens.

      A tiny taste of what was coming through the AM transistor that year: http://ultimateclassicrock.com/1968-songs/

  29. Bunk X says:

    This Funk Bass Slapfest is awesome, and the girl’s got a six-string. I’m guessing that this how Julliard students settle their differences and go busking at the same time.

    • dudebro says:

      WOW, stringed instrument players actually DOING something and not just begging for money via paypal or gofundme. Maybe “someone” who “never” comes here will get a clue.

  30. Pakimon says:

    Chunkles’ Cheetos senses are tingling and he’s compelled to give a dire warning…

    Will the wrath of Orange Hitler™ be directed towards Culver City?!

    The World, filled with dread, holds its collective breath and waits.

    • Pakimon says:

      Sidenote Question: What’s a “beady little mind” ? 😆

      • TreBob says:

        It may be a reference to this little company in Portland:


        Or it could just be an addlepated blogger mixing up a comic book style of describing villains.

        • Octopus says:

          Trump isn’t secretly plotting anything, Fatass. He’s been very transparent about what’s next on the agenda, which is historic tax reform. Media Matters is working overtime to prepare their protest scripts, which will be forwarded to you very shortly.

          The Obamacare death spiral will proceed apace, and we’ll all have to deal with the fallout eventually. Not surprising that the first attempt to replace it failed, with the RINO’s kvetching and the Dhimmis stonewalling. It’s still crashing, with insurance companies pulling out of states all over the country. Trump can wait for the final thud.

      • Bunk X says:

        It’s a pea brain, like the one Charles uses most of the time. He works out a 1-Star Sudoku and thinks he’s a math whiz. In reality, he’s just a whiz.

  31. Octopus says:

    Ri Ri says hi. 🙂

  32. Octopus says:

    “Muckrock.” 😆

    Say, did they also investigate Soros and Black Lives Matter? Get back to me on that, Chunky. I’ll wait.

  33. Octopus says:

    A man nearly as worthless as Gus? I mean, this guy can’t even give a quick wrister behind the Safeway.


  34. Octopus says:


    Obviously not Schumer’s choice. Career is in freefall, after disastrously bad Netflix special combined with the joke-stealing scandal, and general unpopularity of the Barbie-casting.

  35. Octopus says:

    Chunky retweets this pathetic crap:

    The Left thinks they’re hurting companies that advertise on conservative sites, but they only help them. 😆

  36. TreBob says:

    Lib gets hit with a cluebat when a big burly fella starts peeking around a ladies room in Disney.


    Liberal tears are sweeter than honey.

    via Weasel Zippers

    • Octopus says:

      I was hit with a cluebat when I learned that more male-to-female transgenders are still sexually attracted to women than to men. Like Caitlyn, for one example. Kind of puts a big kink in the ol’ washroom issue, if you ask me. I’m not homophobic, and I don’t care if people want to be a different sex than the one they got assigned, but if a man wearing a dress but sporting a penis and bolt-on boobies gets turned on by the sight of girls going wee-wee, it begins to concern me. Call me Pale Hitler, if you want. Well, Adolf was already pretty pale, maybe paler than me…call me “Pal Hitler,” ‘cuz I want to be your bathroom buddy.

  37. Octopus says:

    It’s not Artie, it’s an impostor, but it might as well be Artie. Fantastic trolling!

    “Crashing” is really good, btw. Through the first five episodes, I am enthralled.

  38. Octopus says:

    You are not the great anything. You might pass for a dirty martini, in a dark alley. Did you wipe those paws after the last customer? 😯

  39. Bunk X says:

    The missus and I watched a couple more episodes of Breaking Bad. Seems like everyone’s an idiot in that series and the writers think they’re funny. I guess I’m missing something.

    I liked the part where whatsisname burned up the a-ho’s beemer with a squeegee.

  40. Octopus says:

    Kind of a hysterical tweet, eh? Even for Fatass? 😆


    Nice try, Gus.

    • TreBob says:

      I don’t get Charles’ and Gus’ take on this. Of course it was Ryan’s fault this didn’t pass. Trump did his part and the speaker is suppose to manage these through the House. In his entire career I think Ryan has only passed 3-4 bills. We need a new speaker with some balls.

  41. Pakimon says:

    oh noes!

    Violence erupts at pro-Trump rally in Huntington Beach!!!!!!!

    Seems some masked anti-Trump “counter protesters” thought it would be cool to pepper spray a pro-Trump woman and then got their asses kicked for the effort. 😆

    The best part… the only people arrested and taken to jail were the counter-protesters. 😆 😆


    The burning question is… Where was the rotund Twitterwarrior?

    His Jazzy Ponytail of Justice would surely have subdued the unruly Trumpers and saved the day! 😆

    • Octopus says:

      He was stuck in the doorframe of the bunker, struggling desperately to get out and join the counter protesters. Because he thought there was going to be a lunch counter involved. Reading comprehension is not his forte. Nor is fitting through doorways.

    • Bunk X says:

      The missus and I joked about attending, but we have some friends who attended. They confirmed the reports that there were a handful of jerks dressed in black with bandanas. We axed for photo/video, but their daughter had used up all their allowable data.

      The other thing that I found interesting was the estimates of the crowd size: 500-2000. The assholes were easier to count: 10-12. HotAir had a report as well.

      • Bunk X says:

        One of the protesters’ ringleaders is a member of SocialismUSA or something, lives in Newport Beach. NB has run-down houses, and even those are worth millions.

  42. Octopus says:


    Watch this shoot-y psychobitch get all up in the grill of this police vehicle. 😆

    Fine police work. Give the driver a commendation.

    • ISTE says:

      Once shots are fired at police then the use of deadly force is appropriate. That police officer did the correct thing. If he had shot back at her then his bullet may have missed and struck an innocent person in their home. That sometimes happens unfortunately.

      My opinion, the moment you even point a gun, or a fake gun at law enforcement then you die…

  43. Octopus says:

    Gus retweeted:

    Suddenly, the Left is vewwy, vewwy concerned about defeating ISIS and golf! 😆

  44. Bunk X says:

  45. minnowredux says:

    As always…. our resident expert Chuckie ALWAYS has the cutting, insightful comment about something that HAS ALREADY HAPPENED. Charles, you are the expert commentator on YESTERDAY’S NEWS.

    It is very funny. Charles thinks he is cutting edge, hip and leading the pack.

    In fact, he couldn’t evoke or emit anything original if his fat sorry ass depended on it.

    Chuck – it is EZ playing Monday morning quarterback. Any idiot can do that.

    Why don’t you go out and achieve something original and “on your own”.

    Yeah. Right. Talk. About. Fucking. Insane.