Yeah, Charles. We noticed. BFD.

First he was like,

Now he’s like,

What a great improvement. Charles, you’re a graphic genius. Now update your gravitar from 2002 and we might stop the mockery.

Or not.

68 Comments on “Yeah, Charles. We noticed. BFD.”

  1. Pakimon says:

    Rachel Maddow beclowns herself in spectacular fashion and the fat ponytailed blogger of course gets peevish.

    I think the strain from the extreme lack of cash flow in his begging bowls along with the fast dwindling inheritance is starting to rear its ugly head. 😆

    He;s too old and fat (and ponytailed) to get a real job so what’s a corpulent sniveling dickhead to do?

    A burning question indeed….

    • Pakimon says:

      Rachel Maddow getting hammered on Twitter (by Leftists no less) for her spectacular nothingburger is only fueling Chunkles’ peevishness. 😆

      I’m sure Chunkles had some convoluted screed all set up to post claiming that he was the one who obtained those tax returns through good ol’ fashioned cyber scheming and race detective work or some such nonsense.

      So much for that… 😆 😆

      • PeteP says:

        If he did then it backfired big time because he and the left can longer use the “Trump pays no taxes” line. What to do? The Russia thing’s getting boring so they’ll look for another distraction.

  2. Octopus says:

    She done stole a page out of Chunky’s Daily Playbook…

  3. Octopus says:

    Fat Bastard got himself all in a lather…

    Cue the sad trombone…

    😆 😆 😆 😆

  4. Octopus says:

  5. Octopus says:

    So you don’t have to visit the swamp and get swamp juice on your Keds…this is what passes for a post on LGF these days:

    Keith Olbermann: Russia! Russia! Russia!
    Everything fishy in Trump World—everything!—leads back to Russia
    Charles Johnson21
    Politics4 hours, 22 minutes ago • Views: 1,041

    1000 views, even with trumped-up view-counter. 😆

    Olbie’s obsession with Russia is going to land him in the loony-bin, mark my words.

    • Pakimon says:

      Diary of Daedalus: Penis! Penis! Penis! … lol. 😀

    • Arachne says:

      Actually, dipwad, so far NOTHING has led back to Russia.
      Podesta was not “hacked” by the Russians. He’s a complete idiot who fell for a phishing scam, which is not something government hackers do. The emails were given to Assange. Russia would have held on to them to blackmail the Dems if Beastie had won.

      Nothing is fishy in Trump World. Better to focus on the Democrat Aquarium.

  6. Octopus says:

    Trump “only” paid $35M in taxes that year. How embarrassing! 😆

    I wish I had some video of PDT rolling around on the floor laughing himself sick while watching this story play out last night. While Bannon looked up from his 3D chess match with Putin, rolled his eyes and returned his concentration to the board(s).

    • poteen2 says:

      Best take I’ve seen.

      Wow! Rachel Maddow has published Donald Trump’s 2005 tax return. The document shows that he paid an amount equivalent to a bit more than $20 for each of her viewers.

  7. Pakimon says:

    Speaking of not paying taxes, maybe the MadCow should’ve looked in her own back yard. 😆

  8. Pakimon says:

    I can picture Cheetos flying and urine filled Mountain Dew bottles toppling over as Chunkles storms around his hovel, stamping his chubby feet in peevish rage. 😆

  9. Arachne says:

    Hey Chuckie 3-Chins – maybe once again you should actually do some research:

    • rightymouse says:

      He thinks of himself as funny? Egads!

      • Octopus says:

        Now that was just sad. 😦

        • rightymouse says:

          My journalism teacher in high school would have smacked him upside his head.

          • ISpeakJive says:

            He’s kidding! It’s McSweeney’s!!

          • Octopus says:

            I know it’s satire, but satire is hard. And this piece sucked. The agenda overpowered the humorous intent, while the humorous intent was made helpless by bad writing. I feel bad for the writer, who was probably very excited about getting his piece published by McSweeney’s. He told friends and family about it, and now they will read it and think: “Huh. I wish this was funnier. Send him a note of congrats anyway.”

  10. OLT's Hoping You Do says:

    Snowflake game, “How to Play” narrated by Will Wheaton.

    This is the smug shit that will cause me much schadenfreude as the great unwashed masses rebel against deluded batshit crazies of all generations …

  11. rightymouse says:

    The party of love, empowerment, inclusiveness and hate.

  12. Arachne says:

    I’ll be waiting for the Culver City Wonder Blimp to comment on this from his buddies on the left:

    • gizbot7 says:

      I hate twitter – but in this case could not help myself. Have no idea now to embed the pic even after lots of bing searches. So anyway, just called the asshat for what he is a misogynistic little shit who need to STFU.

      • Bunk X says:

        Right click on the image, select “Save Image As”, pick a file to save it to. Then on Twitter, open a new Tweet, click the camera icon and browse to select the image you saved.

    • Octopus says:

      Now that is a classy young gentleman. It’s great to see aging rappers appealing to the future doctors, lawyers, and engineers of the African-American community.

  13. rightymouse says:

    No. He probably thinks of stoners named “Gus” who can’t get a job and are on Twitter 24 hours a day not contributing anything to society.

    • Arachne says:

      No, he probably thinks he’ll have to visit Home Depot shortly and buy a bottle of Round-Up for his front lawn, since he doesn’t obsess with ways to get HIGH like you do, loser from Argentina.

      Shouldn’t you be sailing back to your socialist paradise country of origin soon?

      • Bunk X says:

        He could be a ReverseDreamer.

      • Octopus says:

        He’s got to be careful down at Home Depot, not to get mistaken for one of the earnest Mexican laborers looking for work from contractors seeking cheap illegals. He might get dragged on to a truck and, horror of horrors, confronted with a job. The only job he does is hand-jobs, behind the Safeway.

  14. Octopus says:

    Hey, you got one right! 😆

  15. rightymouse says:

    Am watching Trump’s rally in Nashville. He’s awesome! 🙂

  16. rightymouse says:

    Now am watching Tucker and Trump. Love both! 🙂

  17. Octopus says:

    Like the man said, Chunky: “Life comes at you fast.”

    Too bad you aren’t nimble enough to get out of the way.

  18. Octopus says:

    Aside from what a stupid joke this is, when it comes to unemployed societal leeches like Chunky and Gus, what possible difference could it make at this point what day it is? Every day is the weekend.

  19. Octopus says:

    Yes, and this money will be put to better use building The Great Wall on the Mexican border. Interested artists can apply for the right to paint Trump-approved murals, artsy graffiti and whatnot on this great canvas to Good luck!

    • Pakimon says:

      Chunkles is peevish because he won’t be getting that government grant to make sculptures out of dog poop in between tweets. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      We consider bridges and roads more important than bullshit.

  20. Octopus says:

    The recent media freakout over Ben Carson’s mention of slaves and immigrants in the same breath, which prompted a furious flurry of racist tweets from attention-starved black celebs, illustrated the gaping chasm between the treatment of Obama and the current administration. Brings to mind the days when all the blacks working in Dubya’s administration were termed “house niggers” by the likes of that banana boat singer.

    • Arachne says:

      And Ted Rall. Who was even too much of a deranged smear merchant for the Washington Post to keep him on the payroll.

  21. Octopus says:

    George is ready for St. Paddy’s Day early. Wants to get an early start tomorrow.

    • Arachne says:

      I’m with George – looking sharp, there, Pup.
      Is he a Heinz 57? Cuz he sure is adorable Octo!

      • Octopus says:

        Thanks on behalf of George, Arachne. He’s 75% whippet, and 25% collie, which we know because we had him DNA-tested on a lark. The collie part makes him shed a lot. But that’s fine, we don’t mind a little fur.

        It being Friday and St. Paddy’s Day together, there’s a decent chance the Guinness beer and Powers whiskey will be flowing. After work, of course. Some of us still have to work, eh, Chunky and Gus?

    • Bunk X says:

      That’s a real pretty dog photo with some blue sky coming in from the window.

      • Octopus says:

        Dog Photo Pro-Tip: Hold a small delicious morsel up next to the camera. Of course, you’ve already got your friend trained to sit still before you give him any treats. I mean, he has you trained to deliver when he sits up looking all suave.

  22. Arachne says:

    LOVE it!!!

  23. Pakimon says:

    Check this out.

    A website dedicated to exposing fraudulent, pathetic and/or downright stupid gofundme accounts.

    The fat ponytailed sniveling dickhead’s gofundme account hasn’t been posted on this site… yet. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      From the site — I’ve marked a few that are chronic problems for Dear Fatass:

      As of 12/2015, the following are prohibited in GoFundMe campaigns:

      any activity that violates any law or governmental regulation;
      content or campaigns that are fraudulent, misleading, inaccurate or dishonest 😆 *AVATAR!
      illegal drugs, narcotics, steroids, controlled substances or other products that present a risk to consumer safety or any related paraphernalia;
      knives, explosives, ammunition, firearms, or other weaponry or accessories;
      annuities, investments, equity or lottery contracts, lay-away systems, off-shore banking or similar transactions, money service businesses (including currency exchanges, check cashing or the like), debt collection or crypto-currencies;
      gambling, gaming and/or any other activity with an entry fee and a prize, including, but not limited to casino games, sports betting, fantasy sports, horse or greyhound racing, lottery tickets, other ventures that facilitate gambling, games of skill or chance (whether or not it is legally defined as a lottery) or sweepstakes;
      the promotion of hate, violence, harassment, discrimination or terrorism, or racial, ethnic, or gender intolerance of any kind; 😆
      activities with, in, or involving countries, regions, governments, persons, or entities (including but not limited to Specially Designated Nationals) that are subject to U.S. economic sanctions, unless authorized by the Office of Foreign Assets Control, U.S. Department of the Treasury;
      human trafficking or exploitation; 😆 *Thai Ladyboys!
      pornography or other sexual content;
      offensive, graphic, perverse or sensitive content;
      the defense or support of anyone alleged to be involved in criminal activity; 😆 *Shrillary!
      offering monetary rewards, including gift cards;
      funding an abortion;
      ending the life of an animal;
      transactions for the sale of items before the seller has control or possession of the item;
      collection of payments on behalf of merchants by payment processors or otherwise; or
      credit repair or debt settlement services.

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