Tech Breakthrough at LGF

Little Green Footballs is at the cutting edge of website design. World renown web designer, Charles Johnson announces another technological achievement that will leave his rivals in awe!

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I am sure Apple and other Tech giants will be banging on Charles’ door!


216 Comments on “Tech Breakthrough at LGF”

  1. Minnow-redux says:

    Well I, for one, am convinced that this new feature will be quickly adopted by one or two of the twelve regular users of Little Green Footballs.

    Surf’s up Barry – time to catch some gnarlies Bra…..

  2. Octopus says:

    • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

      Lol, you’re killing me here, babe. The Beavis and Butthead gif is awesome!

      • Octopus says:

        That song, though. Between Pratt and Colvin, there sure was a lot of emoting firing out of Chunky’s Walkman in his Blue Period. 😦

    • pineapple says:

      Andy Pratt followed me on MySpace back in the day.

      I wish Fatso didn’t like him.

  3. Octopus says:

    Gee, Wally…that’s just terrible. Maybe we should tell Dad?

  4. Bunk X says:

    Cool. I got a new follower.

  5. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s Waddling Orders included instructions to scoff at O’Keefe’s infiltration and exposure of the Trump Inauguration disrupters, who had lots of idiotic stuff planned, from stink bombs to chaining Metro trains. He’s vewwy angwy the plotters are now having to lawyer up, and stay home. πŸ˜†

    • Pakimon says:

      Chunkles is peevish because the disruptions were thwarted and he can’t try to coyly claim credit for it in his usual convoluted way and rise to the rank of “Ultimate Badass TwitterWarrior of All Time”.

      He hates his current rank of “Sniveling TwitterDickhead”. πŸ˜†

    • Arachne says:

      Maybe there was OTHER news, there Fatass.
      Did they run your story on Trump undoing electric lights, votes for women, that stuff?

    • Bunk X says:

    • The Twitter Legend of Stompy McChubbyfeet says:

      There’s still time to pivot to employment!

      • Octopus says:

        Just pivot to the good foot, and get the fuck out. It was a Grand Experiment, putting a totally unqualified empty-suit with a smug, condescending attitude in the White House. It worked every bit as well as we thought it would.

  6. OLT's Knows Who Did It says:

    “All the King’s WEIGHT”


    OMG, Stalker Charles made teh moosical funnee!!!

  7. “If the Russians came up with the term “Crooked Hillary”, Trump should be impeached.” – Democrat Congresswoman Maxine Waters

    I have a serious question: Are Congressional Democrats using crystal meth? And, if so, are they blowing clouds or slamming?

    • Arachne says:

      She’s from California.
      Her seat is safe even if she has the brain power of a kumquat.
      People of Watts, you deserve better.

  8. pineapple says:

    They just announced the new “Committee to Re-Elect President Trump in 2020” Or maybe it’s the “Sore Losers Club”…. both apply.

    • Arachne says:

      Does anyone think we CARE if these clowns skip the inauguration? You have to Google most of them to find out who they are.

      • Octopus says:

        Seriously! πŸ˜†

      • rightymouse says:

        I laugh at their silliness. πŸ˜†

      • I recognize all of them. Beginning from top right… Principal Lewis from American Dad, 1970’s game show host, hispanic Gene Shalit, Independence Day alien in a wig, Tootie from the ‘Facts of Life,’ Allstate Insurance Agent and/orReMax realtor, an old white guy, another old white guy, the ghost of Florence Henderson, Long Duc Dong, John Stossel, Greg Louganis, Bigteeth Acornhead, Vincent Price, another old white guy, creepy high school janitor, 1980’s middle market news anchor, Herman Munster, generic picture frame model, Dr. Phil, every urban high school principal, Fred Sanford’s Nemesis Aunt Esther, transgender George Soros, every suburban high school principal, Robert Z’Dar. Michael “Dauber” Dybinski from ‘Coach’, zombie Anne Richards, and … Marco Rubio?

  9. Octopus says:

    Just the right size, Ms. Underwood. Don’t ever change. πŸ™‚

  10. rightymouse says:

    You first, Fatso….

  11. TreBob says:

    Since we’re talking about Charles insipid guitar playing, here’s a gal with some real talent. She also looks nothing like Charles, which is good. Listen and enjoy.

  12. Bunk X says:

    BTW, nice Shutterstock clipart, Charles. Gusano couldn’t come up with an original graphic for you?

  13. Minnow-redux says:

    The losers over at LGF sure are a hateful, whiny bunch.

    Pro tip: The election ended on Nov 8, 2015 (more than two months ago). The Donald won, fair and square! Get the sand out of your knickers and grow the fuck up.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahha – you poor widdle snowflakes.

    • Bunk X says:

      I tried my best to find some sentience there last night, but no dice. Downdinged comments are verboten, and everyone else is vapid. I don’t even see Whipping Boy Dark Falcon there any more. The site has become Little Green Shag Carpet.

      • Octopus says:

        Hey, Chunky is very proud of his comments section. He was patting himself bigly on the back just last week about it. He just had to ban a few bad eggs to fix it. About 16,000, was it? πŸ˜†

  14. Bunk X says:

  15. Octopus says:


  16. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s invention of email is fabtastic, but there’s another tech breakthrough in the news:

    Wow. This guy sure seems to have a lot of tinkerin’ time on his hands. πŸ™‚

  17. Octopus says:

    Yes, the Unicorn Messiah actually had the nerve to say this in public. Before a small crowd of sycophantic gnuspeople, some of whom were weeping. I can’t anymore, and I won’t have to. πŸ˜†

  18. Octopus says:

    πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

    He’s so scared! 😯

    • rightymouse says:

      But..but..Madcow & Fatso are natsec prepared EXPERTS!!!! That’s how they KNOW that Trump’s admin isn’t prepared!!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

    • rightymouse says:

      I had to read that tweet several times because I kept reading ‘nutsac’. πŸ˜†

    • Minnow-redux says:

      Wow. One more subject that Fatass knows intimately.

      Hey Charles, you wouldn’t get one whole minute into a “natsec” discussion with anyone without falling on your face like an idiot.

      Please, if you have just a minute, run along and go fuck yourself.

      • rightymouse says:

        Sideways. πŸ˜†

        • Arachne says:

          From the two idiots who probably still believe Michael Brown was shot in the back trying to surrender, that Trayvon Martin was shot at whim by George Zimmerman, and that the San Bernardino and Orlando shooters were just “lone wolfs”.

    • Arachne says:

      It’s always amusing to see Fatso worm and fawn regarding Madcow. You just KNOW that somewhere in there he’s hoping he’ll get an invite on her show to discuss shit. BTW, haven’t seen him pimping the Bob and Bubblehead podcast lately. Did they finally give him the boot?

      • kbdabear says:

        I almost want to see him get on TV just so everyone could see what a fat old blob of yammering stuttering flesh he’s become and how laughably out of date his avatar is

        • Arachne says:

          Oh, believe me, it’ll be “On the Phone…….”
          No way Fatso exposes his real self to the cameras.
          I keep waiting on “My 600 Lb. Life” to see “Charlie’s Story….”

    • Bunk X says:

  19. Octopus says:

    Good work, O’Keefe. Hey, Fatass…you ever do anything constructive with your life? All that God-given talent?

    • Arachne says:

      The real burning question is this — will Fatso make it to $10K in his GoFundMe scheme BEFORE the two-year anniversary?

      • Pakimon says:

        I liked how Chunkles changed his “goal” to 20K so his gofundme account wouldn’t look so pathetic.

        He really thinks nobody will notice…. πŸ˜†

  20. Octopus says:


    Get a good slug of Sterno in ya, boy. Fortitude!

    • Arachne says:

      Uh, dumbass? Morning Joe is supposedly a Republican – and he’s ONE pundit.
      CNN just put forth a lamebrained “what if” everyone at the inauguration was assassinated story which was beyond the pale – talking about how now Obama could technically stay in power as John Kerry would become President.

  21. Octopus says:

    Tucker Carlson and Martha McCallum are kicking
    Ass and taking names, beating the tepid numbers
    Kelly and Scientology Gal were putting up.
    That’s so cool, IMHO.

    • rightymouse says:

      It has been so wonderful to watch the 9:00 news again without having to put Megyn on ‘mute’. πŸ™‚

  22. Octopus says:

    Fatass was tweeting breathlessly about the stupid lies in the Rick Perry hit-piece earlier. Of course he was. He must keep The Streak intact, at any cost.

    The MSM keeps burying itself deeper and deeper in the septic tank of meaninglessness.

  23. Octopus says:

    This is more delicious schadenfreude! Drink deeply. It’s very good for you, in the winter months.

    Oh, and boo-frickin’-hoo, Shrillary. This kind of ridiculous, blind and oblivious support is what led you down the primrose path to Nowheresville. Be thankful you aren’t in jail.

  24. Arachne says:

    So Fatty has nothing to say about the CNN speculation story about assassinating everyone at the inauguration so Obama can stay in power through one of his appointees?

    • rightymouse says:

      CNN just jumped the shark into very muddy, nasty waters. How much lower can they possibly go? Someone at CNN had to approve the piece. Good Lord!!! 😯

  25. rightymouse says:

    • Pakimon says:

      And the nation rejoiced while the special snowflakes wept as the Obama HopeyChangy Express headed over the cliff and disappeared into the trashheap of history. πŸ˜€

      And somewhere in Culver City, a corpulent ponytailed blogger snivels and fumes while contemplating how it could go so wrong for him…. πŸ˜†

  26. OLT's Finding Reasons To Like Trump says:

    Epic butthurt compilation as the sun sets on Lake Hopenchange, now saltier than the Dead Sea from the tears of bitter clingers and hero-worshipping freethinkers.

    Let History record that I threw up in my mouth a little.

    • rightymouse says:

      I have no clue who this Pavlovitz is, but I can assure you, he’s nobody I want to know. What an arrogant, self-righteous a-hole. Blech. 😦

      • gizbot7 says:

        Agreed! But the inaugural show was great! Listened while working. Toby toned it down a bit on certain songs but not on the “boot in your ass” part. He and Trump were probably simpatico on that. πŸ™‚

    • Octopus says:

      And of course this petulant asswipe is begging for your support, so he can turn this whiny gibberish into a “job:”

  27. ISTE says:


    just πŸ™‚

  28. ISTE says:

    Jim got a hug!

    Charles is going to be jealous

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky was losing his shit last night! πŸ˜†

      πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

      • Minnow-redux says:

        For Charles to refer to someone else as a “thin-skinned narcissistic egomaniac” is so perfect. Project much Charles?

        What a happy day it is indeed!!!

        Charles – you stupid fuck!


  29. Octopus says:

    He was retweeting this desperate plea all day, too. The wolf is at the door, 😯

  30. Octopus says:

    “Actual news services” like who, exactly? The Slimes? The WaPo Laughingstock? Rolling Stone? Yes, all these stellar organizations who were in direct cahoots with the DNC and yet still couldn’t manage to defeat a flawed candidate like Trump, no matter how much mud they flung at him, and no matter how much corruption and incompetence they refused to cover on the Shrillary side. And then there’re their incessant polls, right up to the exit polls and continuing on with current polls somehow showing a great deal of “buyer’s remorse” for the election of our new President. Yes, they should flee the WH Press Corps, but they should be whipped from the temple like Christ once brought down the pimp-lash.

  31. Octopus says:

    Today it’s time to celebrate! I think we’ll have a couple of Manhattans in honor of Mr. New York, and then watch the inauguration proceedings. Of course I have to record it and watch after work, unlike Chunky, who refuses to work and thinks begging is going to placate the wolf.

    Happy Freedom Day! πŸ™‚

    • Bunk X says:

      I heard a report (npi) that the fireworks were purchased at 1/2 price from the Clinton Inaugural Committee.

  32. Octopus says:

    Let’s play a quick game of “Spot The Libturd Hypocrisy,” shall we?

    It’s a very easy game. πŸ™‚

    Go get ’em, Zuck!

  33. rightymouse says:

  34. Juan Epstein says:

    “Independent Journalism”

  35. Juan Epstein says:

    And who is that guy in your avatar?

    It’s time, Charles.

  36. rightymouse says:

    Am watching inauguration on C-Span. Any minute now!! πŸ™‚

  37. rightymouse says:

    Oh, eff off, you hateful tub of lard…

  38. rightymouse says:

    I was sure Obama would pardon Hillary at the last minute. πŸ˜†

    • Bunk X says:

      Heh. So technically she’s still on the hook. That’s a big thumb on the Clinton STFD & STFU buttons.

  39. Minnow-redux says:

    The epitome of schadenfreude. Watching Charles frothing and blindly spitting out his blasphemy as though this somehow gains him credibility on the innernetz.

    What a pathetic, misguided idiot.

    It warms my soul and puts a smile on my face.

    Hey idiot, say it with me out loud “President Trump!”


    “President Trump!”


  40. Minnow-redux says:

    All “Climate Change” references deleted from White House web site (over at Drudge!)

    Suck it Charles…..

    Someone pass me the popcorn please!!!


    • Bunk X says:

      Other site pages were either deleted or redirected as well. I love it, especially the timing.

  41. rightymouse says:

    Same folks doing popularity polls are the ones who predicted a Hillary landslide. πŸ˜†

  42. OLT's Finding Reasons To Like Trump says:

    Preparation O.

    Costs 10 trillion dollars; luckily, you only have a $5,000 copay AND you get a free abortion. Thanks, Affordable Care Act!

    While harsh and bitter to the taste, when applied as directed it soothes assholes while doing nothing beneficial.

    Not available several weeks out of the year, when you must ship it to exotic corners of the world. Only to have it come back.

  43. Minnow-redux says:

    Wait – Obama gave yet another “farewell speech”? Didn’t he just do that yesterday? Did anyone clue him in on the fact that he ain’t PreezyDunce any longer? And nice try Obama… most lines he spewed were taken from Trump’s opening speech…. “it wasn’t about me, it was about you”. Right.

    So – what? He will give us an update on his life this evening or tomorrow?

    Please…. go away idiot.

  44. rightymouse says:

    Charles. You’re insane. Get help.

    • Pakimon says:

      BREAKING: Fat ponytailed blogger makes himself look even stupider on Twitter, Peevishly blames stalkers and neo-nazis under his futon. πŸ˜†

  45. ISTE says:

    I knew that limo was going to get burned. Where were the police?

  46. Octopus says:


    I voted for Trump when it counted. My guy won. πŸ™‚

  47. Octopus says:

    Just finished watching today’s events on DVR, after an exhausting day at work. Had a glass of Old Forester 100 Proof, for company. It was wonderful.

    I hope Trump delivers on half of his promises — that would be a monster victory, and ensure his re-election. The longer we can keep the Dhimmi-bloodsuckers out of office, the better.

    I had to spend three valuable hours of my life this morning with a Libturd Democrat who wouldn’t shut his stupid, buck-toothed mouth for a minute. I had a headache all afternoon as a result. I’m so happy the pendulum is swinging back towards the conservative and sane. I’m going to watch the hockey game, and dream of better days for my country, and my Wings.

  48. Octopus says:

    Just dizzy with Nazis, is Fatass. Remember Godwin? The man had a very solid point. Today’s idiotic libturds are completely clueless.'s_law

  49. Octopus says:

    Worlds within worlds. What world are yew living in? πŸ˜‰

  50. Octopus says:,450&cvt=jpeg

    • Minnow-redux says:

      Honestly Charles, I do believe you are insane. Everyone knows that Obama had the Churchill bust removed from the Oval Office and had it sent back to England because he had a stick up his ass about England. Just because you are too stupid for words doesn’t change the facts of the matter. It isn’t “idiocy” you moron, it is the truth.

      Suck it you pig.

      And, oh by the way, please run along now and go fuck yourself.

    • Bunk X says:

    • Bunk X says:

      05574295 30639 29 Charles Mon, Jul 14, 2008 5:31:57pm

      And yes, everyone gasp at once. I have never owned a cell phone.

      05574342 30639 50 Charles Mon, Jul 14, 2008 5:43:54pm

      Wow. I just turned on the Charlie Rose show, and there’s someone named Nicholson Baker, following the same WWII revisionist line as Pat Buchanan. He’s actually arguing that World War II was unnecessary, and that we could have negotiated with Hitler.
      According to this guy, Germany’s Jews were like ‘hostages,’ and we should have treated the whole thing like a hostage negotiation.
      This terrible idea is gaining traction.

      05574345 30639 53 Charles Mon, Jul 14, 2008 5:44:46pm

      Winston Churchill was “a bloodthirsty man.”

      05574357 30639 62 Charles Mon, Jul 14, 2008 5:46:26pm

      Churchill was “the absolute worst person anyone could have put up against Hitler, because he made everything worse.”

  51. Minnow-redux says:

    Oh, and by the way Mr. Know it all, it is “gawdy”, not “gaudy” you halfwit.

  52. Minnow-redux says:


    Another subject that Charles the Magnificent is an “authority” on: Taste.

    Charles, you wouldn’t know “taste” if it slapped you on one of your three fat chins. You are such a hopelessly stupid nitwit that it defies human understanding.

    Where do YOU get off establishing what is, or is not, good taste? You are an imbecile and everyone knows it.

    For you, Cheetos = taste.

    And remember, it is the wise man who understands his own limits.

  53. Octopus says:

    How about for you Fat And Stupid Types, Andy?

  54. Octopus says:

    Teh Correlator Tool to teh reskew!

    • Pakimon says:

      I’m going to enjoy the next four years watching the pajama boys and special snowflakes pout and snivel. πŸ˜†

  55. The Twitter Legend of Stompy McChubbyfeet says:

    Gosh you would think a real comedienne might ask herself “Is this even funny??” But when partisan viciousness takes over all rational thought or professional standards go out the window. The result? Smear a 10 yr old you don’t know as a gun murderer!!! Ha ha! Get it?

    Katie Rich
    Born Chicago, Illinois[1]
    Nationality American
    Alma mater Northwestern University
    Occupation Comedian, writer, actress
    Spouse(s) Devlin Murdock (m. 2015)
    Katie Rich (born June 30, 1983) was an obscure American comedy writer and actress before singlehandedly torpedoing her career with a bullying tweet against a 10 year old. . Rich toured with Chicago’s The Second City before being hired by Saturday Night Live in December 2013, to write for their “Weekend Update” segment.


  56. Pakimon says:

    Hehhehehehheheh. πŸ˜€

  57. Pakimon says:

    The jealousy and butthurt continues!

    Obama never gave Chunkles White House press credentials and the rotund ponytailed sniveler just can’t fathom why…

    Maybe the Obama team assumed he was too fat to squeeze out the door of his Culver City hovel. πŸ˜†

  58. Pakimon says:

    BREAKING: Twitter betraying Social Justice TwitterWarriorsDickheads! Fat ponytailed blogger has the the Sooper Exclusive!!

    • Pakimon says:

      Fat ponytailed blogger is asking questions and demanding answers!!!

    • Pakimon says:

      Fat ponytailed blogger is taking action! He is the god-king of Twitter and everyone else better follow his example or he’s going to them pay for their insolence!!!

      As far as Twitter goes, King Chunkles the Corpulent has passed judgement (and gas) and his word is final!!! πŸ˜†

      • Pakimon says:

        Sidenote: It’s mindboggling how Chunkles displays his abject stupidity for the world to see.

        The Twitter accounts are for The President of The United States and First Lady of The United States, whoever those individuals may be. They’re not personal accounts of those individuals.

        Twitter is not going to alter the accounts just because some rotund sniveling jackass is butthurt about the current occupants.

        Chunkles’ self-beclownment never ends… πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

      • rightymouse says:

        Delete your account, you sniveling pile of lard.

  59. Octopus says:

    Oh, the schadenfreude is delicious this morning! πŸ˜†

    I wish I could bottle a case or two, and keep it stored for the inevitable droughts of the divine nectar to come. Golden Eras don’t last forever. Neither do Golden Showers.

  60. Minnow-redux says:

    Charles, you might as well accept the facts of life: Barack Obama is now nothing more than a has-been failure relegated to the trash bin of history… just like you!

    Pro-tip: “President Trump”!

    Come on ever’body, let’s all say that together: “President Trump”!

  61. Minnow-redux says:

    -and one more thing Charles, don’t be so gaudy all the time!


  62. rightymouse says:

    This dude has got to be one of the biggest pussy males I’ve ever seen. His timeline is hilarious! πŸ˜†

  63. Octopus says:

    You know who else wears a mask while perpetrating acts of violence and destruction? The KKK. You’re doing them proud, punkasses.

  64. rightymouse says:

    Oooooh..big man demands answers DAMMIT!!!

  65. rightymouse says:

    Saw this comment at the Daily Mail. LOL!!

    “jk haa, none, United Kingdom, less than a minute ago

    Read more:
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

  66. Octopus says:

    Remind you of anyone? πŸ˜†

  67. rightymouse says:

    Not at all. We’re laughing at them & rolling our eyes at the stupidity. πŸ˜†

    • rightymouse says:

      We’ll let the Secret Service decide whether to visit anyone who’s made a threat against Trump.

      • Octopus says:

        Madonna really shone today. πŸ˜†

        So did Ashley Judd, who thinks Trump has wet dreams about his daughter Ivanka. She’s got serious mental ailments, that one.

        • Minnow-redux says:

          Madonna should have quit while she was ahead. She has now proven herself to be an insecure attention whore.

          I watched about twenty seconds of her speech. Every third or fourth word, she had to look at her notes. A stupid, meaningless speech at best.

  68. Minnow-redux says:

    I almost have to laugh at the demonstration today.

    All of these women have worked themselves into a disingenuous lather about Trump’s comments that were taped on that bus some years ago. The truth is that men and women everywhere utter this same crap every day – AND WORSE, yet these women refuse to admit this.

    Instead, they get all self-righteous and let this sort of thing feed their hate. So much so, that they spend days driving across the country “to make a statement” of repudiation against Trump.

    When in fact, this action and these demonstrations are every bit a statement about their fucked up emotional state of mind. This is all about Hillary losing and this demonstration is a sad display of these women not able to cope with reality.

    And not a one of them realizes this or could even comprehend this.

  69. ISTE says:

    Protesters should ignore the legally elected President and focus on the real issue.

    Protest the horrific treatment of women worldwide

    • Minnow-redux says:

      No kidding!! They are already protesting Trump’s Presidency and he has been in office one whole day!

      Yet, not a word about the real problem. Great point!

      Of course, the typical response back would be: “Fuck off!”

  70. JimboXL says:

    It has been a wonderful Nobama Day and Nobama Day Eve.

  71. Octopus says:

    My little baby niece put these bad people away:

    Just to clarify a bit, the prosecuting attorney in this case is my wife’s brother’s daughter, who put herself through OSU college and law school with loans and full-time jobs, and is now being courted (no pun intended) by several large national firms who want her to move her family and embrace the Paper Chase. Her hubby is not open to moving, and tied to his local family. She is torn. I love this person, and hope she makes the right decision for herself and her family.