“Nobody’s Retweeting Me!” – Charles Johnson


Recently, Charles Johnson added a new blogclogging feature to Little Green Footballs, and apparently the intended results haven’t born fruit. The purpose is to allow the Lizard Lappers to spam Twitter with unfounded inanities in order to appear to be a larger number of imbeciles than they actually are. It’s an automated form of stealth astroturfing.

Well, Charles, we can play the same game. For every Tweet you post, we can post a Tweet that refutes your assertion that an AirCav hat is part of the uniform of the Confederate States of America. We may post a picture of a menuboard, or the State Flag of Tennessee, or your specious claim that Anthony “Carlos Danger” Weiner’s throbbing .jpeg was actually your own. Perhaps we may post something else, so that everyone reads your racist screed against Oliver Willis and your well deserved smackdown. Maybe we’ll just post something innocuous and innocent from Little Green Footballs, like this:


“Rural America can go fuck themselves.” That pretty much sums up Charles Johnson’s Little Green Hate Site these days.

333 Comments on ““Nobody’s Retweeting Me!” – Charles Johnson”

  1. Octopus says:

    Things Nobody Does:

    1. Retweet you.
    2. Pay you.
    3. Ask you to appear on any media outlets, to spout your fringe-left glurge.

    Aside from that, you’re very, very popular. Not to mention, slim and appealing to the opposite or your same sex.

  2. Octopus says:


    A serial killer appeared on and actually won “The Dating Game.” Still feel good about meeting people on Tinder? 😯

    • rightymouse says:

      OMG!!!!!! That is so scary!!!!

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Remember this? http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-27349394

      Turkey dating show contestant reveals he killed ex partners

      He explained that he had murdered his first wife – also his cousin – out of jealousy.
      He said he then killed his subsequent lover accidentally, “when I swung an axe”.
      In an interview after the show, the man vowed not to kill his next partner.

      Oh such sweet nothings!

      Murdering your women partners is considered a minor offense in Muslim countries (even supposed moderate Turkey) He did a little time standing on his head and he’s ready for a new “relationship”!!

  3. Pakimon says:

    Chunkles and his constant scheming for attention….

    His diabolical plans always either fall flat or blow up in his face.

    He reminds of an overweight, Cheetos eating Wile E. Coyote. 😆

  4. Octopus says:

    Maybe if Fatass did something for somebody else, for once in his life, without expecting payment or internet credit/fame. He can’t post anything, without re-posting it a half-dozen times and then bragging to The 9 (and nobody else) about his tremendous accomplishment.

    A quote I’ve always liked:

    “It is said that society grows great when people plant trees whose shade they know they will never sit in. The blessings that we enjoy today were made possible because of the hard work someone did for us many years ago. The hard work that you are engaged in today will create blessings that we may never see for people we may never know.”

  5. Octopus says:

    Thanks, Gruber!

  6. Octopus says:

    Just Trying To Help:

    Decide whether you qualify for a Twitter addiction. If you’ve got one or more of the following common warning signs of being addicted to Twitter, you’re in need of a Twitter reality check:
    Tweeting is more than fun. It’s akin to breathing. Without tweeting, you don’t feel you are… anything.
    The tweets must go on, no matter what. Even when you don’t feel like tweeting, your hands and fingers haven’t received the message and have gone ahead and tweeted for you. Inconceivable you say? Addictions involve actions that you don’t want to do, or even actions you don’t realize you’re doing. It has reached its zenith when you don’t want to realize you’ve realized that you didn’t realize you were tweeting.
    Insignificance takes on monumental proportions. The mundane matters. The crowd on your tweet-stream deserves to know that you… got up this morning.
    People without Twitter accounts are Luddites. Period. They’ve been removed from your address book. You’d remove them from following your Twitter account if only they had one.
    Giving Twitter updates as you leap from the crashing plane, give CPR to a nearly-drowned pal, or witness a horror smash is considered perfectly normal. So is reaching for the Twitter account before the epi-pen.
    Twitter is your day. The rest of what could have been your day is arranged around it; the job is slotted in, the kids are given glazed nods, and dinner’s out of the store freezer for the fifteenth month in a row.
    It’s essential to find someone else to post updates for you when you’re incapacitated because of that nuisance work trip or annoyance of a life-improving operation. Providing your substitute with a total schedule, you’ve told them what to say, and forcefully rammed it home that they’d better maintain your usual tweeting tone… or else.
    The Fail Whale looms large. After realizing you can’t post a tweet informing everyone that Twitter is down, you curse, air-punch, and grind your teeth. You refresh the screen again and again and again until the Twitter conversations return. Only to tell everyone how down you were when Twitter was down.
    Your work is piling up. You have a lot of unfinished projects and you still feel compelled to tweet.
    You just cannot seem to be able to go a day without tweeting. It makes you uneasy and you feel better once you log back onto Twitter.
    You have been told by your parents, coworkers, or supervisors to stop tweeting, and you find yourself unable to stop.
    Your real life relationships are deteriorating because of all the time you are spending on Twitter.

    Ring any bells? 😆

  7. Octopus says:


  8. Octopus says:

    “Nazi.” 😆

  9. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    • Octopus says:

      I can smell her through the screen. I need to go open a window. Bleccccchhhh!

    • ISTE says:

      Ms Mouse,

      Have you ever in a moment of frenzied passion kissed a hot chick passionately, then started to move further south, taking a slight detour either East or West to nibble an earlobe?

      Progressing South, collar bones are attractive and why not casually stop by a nice natural armpit for some bonding?

      One lick of a deodorant polluted armpit and I am in the bathroom brushing my tongue with toilet cleaner trying to get rid of the “Spring Fresh” Aluminum Oxide and anti bacterial toxic waste the hot chick spread on her body.

      Totally ruins the experience and makes me want to go drink beer and watch soccer instead.

      Deodorant is like the stuff the exterminator sprays. Discourages pests…

      • rightymouse says:

        Never kissed a chick passionately, let alone her armpits. Hubby’s armpits would be worse than a sewer if he didn’t use deodorant and I wouldn’t go anywhere near him. So there’s that.

        • Octopus says:

          Thank youse both for this exchange. 😆

          I once dated a girl in Ann Arbor many moons ago, who didn’t shave her ‘pits, and let her legs go for long stretches between razor burns. She wasn’t crazy hairy, or even Dirty Mary. In fact, I kind of liked it. She showered a lot, so there really was no issue of hygiene.

  10. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Did Stompy mean Trump Republican Brownshirts or Trump Republican Brown People.

  11. Octopus says:

    It’s reopened! 🙂

    The nothingburger is in the microwave, rescued
    From the trashbin. The Streak is intact!

  12. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    It’s good to hear but I’m not getting my hopes up. Comey’s just doing this to shut everyone up.
    For some reason they thought indicting a general for similar crimes after letting Shrillbeast skate would somehow RESTORE their credibility. And it would all be forgotten. Instead, it just exacerbated the issue and Trump and surrogates won’t shut up. So they’re throwing us a gnawed bone with no meat on it to make us go back in the corner and stop eyeing the stolen steak dinners on their plates.

    This too might be due to internal pressure. That investigative team now know he’s a weasel pol and he threw them under the bus already. He’ll keep his door closed a lot and after Shrillbeast’s (s)elected he’ll conclude no intent again and then probably resign. Lynch will ignore the whole thing even if she were indicted. She sees her role purely as putting forth the political narrative that the crooked cops gots it out foe da black man.

    NBC’s even reporting it now which you know that’s in hopes of getting it out there so the AMESSNBC shills can busily begin poo pooing it as no big whoop.


  13. OLT's Knows Who Did It says:

    This whole FBI thing is a scripted play for the deplorables. I don’t know how the story ends, but I know it won’t end in any charges, trials, prison, etc. for anyone above the rank of minion. If any.

    Nothing is changing, not a whit.

  14. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Weird how this FBI thing came out on a Friday afternoon yet again.

  15. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Weird how Assange says next leak will lead to Shrillery’s arrest. Yet he said a couple days ago he predicts Trump will lose. Very strange.

  16. Octopus says:


    This is Chunky, very worried indeed. Can’t tweet fast enough with his fat sweaty fingers, to keep calling this a big old nothingburger. 😆

    I look forward to coming revelations with great anticipation.

  17. rightymouse says:

    Fatso can’t help but trip over his dick…

  18. ISpeakJive says:

    They’re calling it #dickileaks!

  19. Juan Epstein says:

    Nothingburger strikes again.

    Quick Charles! Come up with a derogatory nickname for Comey!

  20. Abu bin Waiting says:

    My Cubs got the split in Cleveland and need to put the Tribe away this weekend (sorry, ‘mouse) and celebrate at Wrigley. Cleveland is a great club so I don’t want them taking this series back east were anything can happen. Three. Straight. My 54th birthday is next Friday. Would be a NOICE gift (to borrow a word from Octo).

    Go Cubs!

    • Arachne says:

      Put me down for the Cubs as well Abu (sorry as well ‘mouse!). Although if the Indians DO win it, they need to have Bob Uecker in the booth doing Harry Doyle.

      • Abu Pensive says:

        Agreed on Bob Uecker. I get Brewers baseball in IL on 620 am. Ditto the Packers. Hate ’em both. 🙂 🙂 🙂

        An aside: I think back to Mama Winger at the swamp. She was both a Cubs and Bears fan even after moving north of the IL/WI border, IIRC. For sure Walter Payton was her favorite football player. We had that in common.

        • Octopus says:

          Bill Murray killed it on the seventh-inning stretch, with his Daffy Duck-version of “Take Me Out To The Ballgame.” I’ve been kind of torn on this Series, but I’m loving this tense chess-match tonight. This is baseball, mano a mano, drama at its finest. This should be a great Series, as it goes along.

        • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

          I didn’t see it. Did he do it like his old SNL mock supper club act “Star Wars, nothing but Star Wars”.

  21. Arachne says:

    I’m starting to think Fatso LIKES having egg all over his face.
    At least then he has something to make for breakfast.

  22. JimboXL says:

    Weird the FBI would reopen now with only two weeks to go.

  23. Bunk X says:

    “Casey’s Presidential Update” is a recurring feature of The John & Ken Show, KFIAM640. Tonight’s rendition is a hoot.


    You can hear more Casey’s surgical verbiage here:

    • calo says:

      I miss the John and Ken Show. Thanks for sharing, Bunk.

      • Bunk X says:

        I miss the Reverend Mr. Huey and his Church of the SubGenius on Houston radio. For a donation of a hundred clams or so, you could become a Deacon. Donate more, a Cardinal. With a big enough bankroll, you could purchase the title of Bishop.

  24. Octopus says:

    Just you wait, Fatass. 😆

  25. Bunk X says:

    There are some bizarre possibilities coming up, and Mark Levin walked through some of them a few months ago. I’m not well versed in the details of the Constitution, but any one of these scenarios is scary, and not beyond the realm of possibility IMO.

    If a major candidate for President becomes infirm, dies or is otherwise unable to continue, a Presidential election may be postponed and/or rescheduled. This would keep Obama in office for an indefinite period until Congress decides otherwise.

    If Hillary Clinton is elected and is subsequently found guilty of criminal malfeasance prior to being sworn in, Obama will likely pardon her and she remains POTUS.

    If Hillary Clinton is elected, is sworn in and later becomes infirm or otherwise incapable, Tim Kaine becomes POTUS.

    No matter the outcome of the election, expect urban violence.

  26. Abu Depends says:

    Hats off to Cleveland. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.

  27. ISpeakJive says:

    This is just begging for a DoD twitter response:

  28. JimboXL says:

    I’m sorry but how can anyone vote for a candidate under FBI investigation for passing US secrets to a “To catch a predator” creep’s phone. Anyone who votes for disgusting Hillary at this point is just moronic or just a shill like all prog bloggers. How can someone run for Presudent while under FBI investigation? If this happened to a Republican candidate they’d be out of the race today, period.

    • rightymouse says:

      Dems don’t care that she’s physically ill and has committed felonies that you & I would be in jail for.

  29. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    So yeah. The attorney general taking the fifth to avoid self-incrimination. That looks great. Of course she’ll say questions from congress are beneath her.


  30. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    I’m so old I remember when @hughhewitt withdrew his endorsement of Donald Trump due to Trump’s history of sexually abusing women.
    8 hours ago

    Really Stompy? I’m so old jokes? I’m so old I remember when LGF was anti-Jihad and didn’t run around like a panzy and pretend pointing out thousands of daily atrocities in the name of Allah is unjustified anti-Muslim.

    I’m so old I remember when LGF understood what lying shitbirds the libturds are for obscuring numerous issues such as illegal criminal immigrants as righteous victims and climate unfounded lies as cause for more government oppression and normal law enforcement in crime ridden ghettos as fascistic racism.

  31. Pakimon says:

    It a beautiful Saturday morning and time for college football!

    Pakimog getting ready to watch big annual SEC sooper rivalry game in Jacksonville between Florida

    and Georgia!

    Should be good game as regional pride at stake and whatnot!

  32. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Whatever. Just sit down and read the fucking emails. I’m sure a donut and cup of coffee will sustain you during such a rigorous task.

    Geez these fuckers pad everything. It’s like Scotty on the Enterprise: “Captain I have to read 25 emails, I’ll need 6 months and a team of 100 to tell if a crime was committed!!”

    If it’s handled like the previous “investigation” the investigative team will conclude she’s guilty as hell and Comey will unilaterally announce no intent. Thanks for attending the donkey show.


  33. Pakimon says:

    Speaking of rivalry games, Octo’s Michigan Wolverines

    take on Michigan State Spartans

    for battle to claim state supremacy!

  34. Pakimon says:

    Also on tap, rightymouse’s Ohio State Buckeyes hope to bounce back from last week’s heartbreaker by pummeling Northwestern.

    Note girl’s steely resolve!

  35. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Off topic but in the foolishness category which relates to Stompy.

    This is one of those where I actually hope I’m wrong.


    Einhorn starts off by quoting from Dave Pell: “It’s pretty amazing that we live in an age when a CEO of two public companies can give a talk about colonizing Mars and shareholders don’t see that as a warning signal”, and added that “It’s not so amazing when one considers that those same complacent shareholders have been willing to look past years of over-promising and under-delivering from a promotional CEO. Elon Musk’s ability to spin a yarn and keep a story going seems to mesmerize his investors, blinding them to the challenges the company is facing.”

    I feel sorry for those hopeful investors that keep dropping a cool g every time the stock (TSLA) drops (I actually saw this on a Tesla forum from September). They’re in big and in their minds Musk MUST DELIVER. Except he can slunk off later with his billions and they will be left with anger and betrayal. He’s really just a young guy seeing how far he can go with his good looks and smart talk. He has a tiger by the tail is all and not that different from countless penny stocks with a kinda good idea if only they can sell at Wallgreens.

    Hey Musk fucker produce some CARS! Make a battery in your giant battery farm. Oh wait, it’s not built. Maybe in 2018? Suddenly they changed around their book-keeping so that their main business is selling carbon credits. Er something so WINNING. Keep investing! Ground floor! No one knows about batteries except the last century of technological research and countless profitable businesses. Only some pindick with a pretty boy face knows about batteries. Why don’t you just invest in Johnny Depp if you want to give money to a mancrush? Or Tom Brady. Tom Brady, you’re pretty. Here’s my money. Make my money grow! Don’t deflate it. LOL!

    • Octopus says:

      Musk is one of the greatest con-artists of our time, but you have to remember his whole con-job is piggybacking on the success of the AGW behemoth-boondoggle. Because sparky-cars is clean and green, getting the electricity to charge batteries from…well, never mind where the juice comes from, because cool! It’s fitting that they’re in the carbon-credits biz, too, which is an amazing money-stealing operation — just ask Al Gore. 😆

      If there’s any justice in the world, all of these cynical hucksters will end up behind bars in the not-too-distant future. I don’t think they will, but a kid can dream.

  36. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    OMG. This whole thing is because they forgot to destroy Weiner’s laptop! Oh shit! They didn’t know they were covering up for Shrillbeast yet. How is Comey going to get that thing vaporized? This is a problem!! It’s comical he’s got career agents looking at this evidence (and askance at him) and he has to come up with some BS reason to have a steamroller go on it. Too fucking funny! 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky declared yesterday that the whole thing had collapsed, and was a non-story about a nothingburger. Not a sausage party at all, he assured The 9. Which can only mean one thing:

  37. Octopus says:

    This is how the State Showdown game ended last year:

    My Wolverines have lost 7 of their last 8 meetings with the Spartans, and last year’s debacle was the capper. I look forward to the restoring of the order with “Little Brother,” beginning today. Anything can happen in a football game, and it is being played in East Lansing, but I think there’s a very good chance Michigan will hang a very crooked number on the scoreboard in a few hours.

  38. Octopus says:


    The scumbaggery of the Left continues to astonish. I mean, I know politics is a dirty business, but these bastards take it too far. Thanks again to O’Keefe and Wikileaks, for ripping the Liberal MSM’s blanket of protection off of people like Creamer. I love how the media ignores the fact that Obama has been in tight cahoots with Creamer for decades, and reports straightfacedly the Unicorn Messiah’s claim to have little to no relationship with the man. 😆

  39. rightymouse says:

    Just dropped son off at Cleveland Hopkins airport. He’s on his way to Dallas for his new job driving big-rigs for Stevens Transport in Dallas. I cried all the way home. 😦

    • Octopus says:

      Congrats on his new gig, even though I know it’s painful letting them go. I guess you have to consider the alternatives, such as a kid who lives in the basement and never leaves — that would suck.

      Truck drivers make good money, and get to see the country. I think it’s a fine job for a young guy, who isn’t tied down with a family yet. Good luck to him!

      • rightymouse says:

        I cried for myself because I’m his Momma and I will miss him. Everything you said is true, though. I know the job is rough because he’ll be on the road most of the time, but he’ll get to see the country for free.

        • Octopus says:

          Empty-Nest Syndrome is a real struggle. It takes a little time, but you do adjust. Gotta take that “philosophical” attitude, and a few shots of good liquor. 😉

    • B a dick 4 jeezus says:

      I know it’s tough to watch ’em go even if it’s for a good thing. It means you done good! 👍

  40. Chunky McCheetos is very fond of posting the “crazy-eyed” pic of Michele Bachmann. Think he’ll feel the same way about convicted Democrat AG Kathleen Kane?


  41. B a dick 4 jeezus says:

    Demcraps at DoJ tried to formalize not doing your job if it might affect another Demcrap criminal trying to get elected. Suddenly start calling it time honored tradition like that not questioning a stolen election thing. They’re really insidious little fuckers. It’s why they impugn law enforcement. Because they intend to break laws so first besmirch the enforcers.


  42. Octopus says:

    George enjoying the big football game, while Sis knits and Sis’s boyfriend watches hurling (the Irish sport, not puking) on his PC. 😆

    • ISpeakJive says:

      He has the cutest ears. At least I think that’s his ears. Can’t really tell in the dark.

      Hi George!

      • Octopus says:

        George says, “Thanks, Jive. I use my cuteness for good, not evil.”

        • rightymouse says:

          And I like to scratch the leather chair. 😆
          Look at those nails!
          Good thing he’s so adorable!! 😆

          • Octopus says:

            His nails are really blunt, though, from all the walks he gets on concrete. The chair’s an oldie-but-goodie we don’t mind if he snoozes on while we watch TV. Now, the old couch that used to go with the chair was destroyed by George’s predecessor, Murphy. He was so big he could fill the whole couch when he was lying at full length. So heavy, his nails poked through the leather once it was worn down enough. We got a lot of use out of that thing, anyway. Not an expensive piece.

    • Bunk X says:

      Hurling is awesome. It’s a sport where spectators can be seriously injured if they’re not paying attention to the game.

  43. Octopus says:


  44. Octopus says:

    The Left is massively butthurt about Comey’s treasonous act of doing his actual job! 😆


  45. ISTE says:

    Taking some liberties here and passing links to a buddy using this place.

    Yep, Kiteflyer is Possum. It is me. Notice Kiteflyer is banned.

    Story of my life… 🙂




    I got banned from a greenhouse forum too…


  46. Octopus says:


    Yeah, it’s far from settled. It’s a fucked-up mess, to be blunt. See if you can find as many examples of subjects Dear Fatass has declared “settled” in the below article as I did.


  47. ISpeakJive says:

  48. Bunk X says:

  49. Bunk X says:

  50. B a dick 4 jeezus says:

    Stunning. Huma had “burn bags” in her car from`

    In August, the Daily Caller reported that an email showed Abedin once left one of these burn bags in the front seat of her car:

    “Favor” is the subject of Abedin’s July 20, 2009 email to Lauren Jiloty, Clinton’s personal assistant. Judicial Watch obtained the records and hundreds more pages of Abedin emails as part of its ongoing Freedom of Information Act lawsuit against the State Department.

    “I’m going to have ambassador ride on next drive,” wrote Abedin. “There’s a bunch of burn stuff in the pocket of my front seat.”

    Other details beginning to emerge also raise concerns about whether Abedin’s apparent security lapses are indicative of a deeper problem.

    As Breitbart News has reported, Abedin has never faced serious mainstream media scrutiny over her background such as Abedin’s myriad connections to the Muslim World League, a Saudi Arabian Islamist “charity.” In 2009, Hillary Clinton herself admitted the charity is one of the Saudi organizations that “continue to send money overseas and, at times, fund extremism overseas.”

    Really? We want to elect a Preezydunce who has burn bags of obviously prosecutable information?

    • rightymouse says:

      I can only hope Huma is finally scrutinized for her lack of judgement. Weiner is such a hopeless sex addict with obvious impulse control issues, and Hillary is reckless & thinks she’s above the law, so God only knows what’s in those emails.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      That’s what I wonder in all of this. Huma so far looks like a good egg jerked around by criminals. I wouldn’t put it past Weiner boy guessing her password and downloading all those emails as protection dirt.

  51. Octopus says:


    Fatass retweeted this in hopes of implying to The 9 that he was involved in writing, playing and producing the song. It’s one of my faves, which is proof that the soulless noodler had nothing to do with it. Listen to the songwriter’s demo — it’s almost as classic as Bonnie’s version.

  52. Octopus says:

    Chunky had another nostalgic moment of delusion last night, where he imagined himself being an important playa in the blogosphere. 😆

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 11h11 hours ago
    Fear me, wingnuts. I am everywhere.
    0 replies 5 retweets 61 likes
    Reply Retweet 5
    Like 61
    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 11h11 hours ago
    It’s flattering in a way, that they think I have so much demonic energy that I can do this and everything else at the same time.
    0 replies 2 retweets 28 likes
    Reply Retweet 2
    Like 28
    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 11h11 hours ago
    I just got reminded there’s a segment of the deranged right that thinks I’m planting all the racist and antisemitic comments on their sites.
    0 replies 20 retweets 99 likes
    Reply Retweet 20
    Like 99

    • Arachne says:

      Because your minions have NEVER EVER done that, have they, Fatso?
      And no one considers you a threat. The only reason you get any attention at all is because WE’RE here and you keep tweeting and annoying important people who have to keep asking if your’re that red-headed guy or the defensive back of the Carolina Panthers.

  53. Octopus says:

    Gus is projecting his own feelings again, just like his bloated master. 😆

  54. rightymouse says:

    Trump is Live in Nevada!!

    • rightymouse says:

      “Dream big again”
      Trump’s going to win. Yes!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂

      • gizbot7 says:

        When you see the crowds and energy at Trump rallies versus the paltry few that show up for Killary (with an unknown number of plants – “Happy Birthday Hillary sign – really?), his win should be a no brainer. However, the idea that somehow the wi..bitch in the emperor’s expensive ass clothes can steal the election does keep me up at night.

        • rightymouse says:

          That’s my worst nightmare as well.

        • Pakimon says:

          It’s a given that the Dems are going to try and steal this election for The Hildabeast.

          What’s different this time is that Trump has already laid the groundwork to expose and challenge all the usual vote fraud bullshit employed by The Dems.

          The Democrat machine has gotten used to their milquetoast GOP opponents “taking the high road” and “being good sports” in the face of vote fraud.

          Trump however, will refuse to drop his trousers, bend over and grab his ankles but will instead fight.

          The last Republican in memory who fought the rampant vote fraud was George W. Bush when he drew a line in “Floriduh” and won back in 2000.

          Why else did the Dems and the “unbiased” media spend the following eight years crucifying and attempting to destroy the man?

          Because they wanted to make him an example to any GOP candidates as to the fate that will befall them should they have the temerity to fight back again.

          It’s been 16 years and the Dems and the “unbiased” media are still filled with rage about it.

          Fortunately, Trump doesn’t give a shit because he’s not a career politician so he’ll roll up his sleeves and wreak holy hell.

          What will make it really entertaining is that Trump is renowned for ignoring his GOP “political advisors” and their incessant pleas to go “squishy”.

          I’ve got my voter registration on hand and the popcorn ready.

          And lots of “adult beverages”…. 😀

  55. Pakimon says:

    It a beautiful Sunday evening and Pakimog ready for NFL sooper primetime showdown between the Philadelphia Eagles

    and the hated (if you’re an Eagles fan like Pakimog) Dallas Cowboys!

    for 1st place in NFC East!

    Eagles play in Dallas so Pakimog hoping Jerry Jones come down to sideline and irritate and annoy Dallas players and coaches like he usually do. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Note that Pakimog brazenly give offering to Underboob god!

      Pakimog know that last time Pakimog wield underboob mojo, it not work out so well for Pakimog or his teams but tonight will be different!

      Underboob + Jerry Jones irritating and distracting coaches and players on sideline = Eagles victory! 😀

    • ISTE says:

      Um… There is no way either of them are ever going to cook me a Sunday breakfast. Fried eggs, fried black pudding, mushrooms, sausage, baked beans and toast.

      All washed down with a nice cup of tea. milk, no sugar.

  56. Doppel milyo says:

    the butthurt must be so strong over at the swamp. what with Hillary going to jail and shit

    hey fuckface, Trump is going to win and build a wall around your welfare chceck. fatso !

  57. Octopus says:

    Just in case you feel you’re not gaining weight fast enough, Chunky. Goes without saying, that’s pure artisanal fromage in this baby. Bone appytits! 🙂

  58. Octopus says:

    Another masterful piece of writing by the great Mark Steyn: http://www.steynonline.com/7571/beyond-the-margin-of-lawyer


    Beyond the Margin of Lawyer
    by Mark Steyn
    Steyn on America
    October 27, 2016

    This woman is complaining the election is rigged. What a disgraceful thing to say! Oh, sorry, my mistake, she’s a Democrat.

    I’m just back in America and getting up to speed on how things stand this election year. Herewith, a handful of observations:

    ~In 2012, Mitt Romney was worried about Russia, and Barack Obama sneered that “the 1980s are now calling to ask for their foreign policy back”.

    Four years later, it’s the Democrats who are running around shrieking about Russian “interference” in the US election. As one reader wrote to me:

    The chronic and systemic political corruption of Obama/Clinton Democrat minions that have been covered up by elite Democrats, their partisan media and complicit Department of Justice’s FBI, could only be exposed by foreign cyber hackers.

    The 1980s are again calling to ask for their foreign policy back. But this time the roles are reversed. We’re now the guys with the closed, secretive, paranoid elite desperate to prevent the truth getting out to the wider world. In the Soviet Union, the apparatchiks of the one-party state warned you not to listen to the BBC on short-wave under the bed covers at night. In America, CNN’s Chris Cuomo warns you that it’s “illegal” for you to read those Wikileaks emails. So just leave it to credentialed media wallahs like him to let you know if there’s anything in them of any interest. Which, judging from the networks’ coverage, there isn’t.

    So, as Chris Cuomo sees it, the same FBI whose officials were leaned on not to investigate Hillary for illegally keeping classified emails on a server housed in some guy’s toilet in Colorado should instead investigate you for reading emails about her illegal emails. This is what a supposedly free press has been reduced to in order to drag Hillary across the finish line.

    ~It is still somewhat jaw-dropping (and not in the Monica sense) that the campaign to return the Clintons to the White House is now running on how terribly the other guy treats women. Introducing Hillary in New Hampshire today, Michelle Obama gave a speech on Trump as a sexual predator and then hailed Hillary as someone who’s had “more exposure to the presidency” than any other candidate. Be that as it may, she had rather less exposure from the President than innumerable other women during the Clinton years. Paula Jones got considerably more, and without asking for it. But Mrs Clinton stands there and demands “dignity for women” – and nobody laughs.

    ~You gotta love the massed ranks of the media huffin’ an’ a-puffin’ about how disgraceful Trump’s remarks about “rigged” elections are. As I said on yesterday’s John Oakley Show, America runs, at best, the most incompetent and, at worst, the dirtiest elections in the developed world. Ballot-wise, there’s no such thing as a “presidential election”; there are instead a gazillion county elections with multiple voting methods of uncertain reliability. That’s why, as I’ve said for many years, Republicans have to win “beyond the margin of lawyer” – because otherwise the Democrats will discover an extra 3,000 votes in a dumpster round the back of DNC HQ and then find a friendly judge with impressive powers of divining the true meaning of lightly dimpled chads. This doesn’t happen in Canada, Britain, Australia, France, Denmark, etc. As I wrote three presidential elections ago:

    What happens on Election Day is that the Democrats lose and then decide it was because of “unusually long lines” in “minority neighborhoods.” What “minority neighborhoods” means is electoral districts run by Democrats: in Ohio in 2004 as in Florida in 2000, the “problems” all occur in counties where the Dems run the system. Sometimes, as in King County, Washington, they get lucky and find enough votes from the “disenfranchised” accidentally filed in the icebox at Democratic headquarters. But in Ohio, George W. Bush managed to win not just beyond the margin of error but beyond the margin of lawyer. If there had been anything to sue and re-sue and re-re-sue over, you can bet those 5,000 shysters the Kerry campaign flew in would do it. Instead, Mrs. Boxer and Mr. Conyers and Co. are using a kind of parliamentary privilege to taint Mr. Bush’s victory without the flimsiest pretext.

    But unlike Trump nobody accused them of undermining the integrity of American democracy. Whether he’s right on Mexican rapists and Muslim immigration is a matter of opinion. But the crappiness of US electoral integrity is surely beyond dispute. Don’t take my word for it, ask the Democrats. Even without a Republican in sight, their elections are the usual overflowing toilet of corruption:

    [Democrat candidate] Dixon, who received more than 46,000 votes during the primary, narrowly lost to [Democrat candidate] Pugh. The former mayor has questioned the legitimacy of that result, citing hundreds of irregularities that were uncovered by a state review.

    The Dixon campaign also has accused the Pugh campaign of paying poor people for votes by offering food and jobs.

    “This is the first time in the history of the state of Maryland that an election was decertified,” Dixon said. “There were questions in 71 precincts. There were provisional ballots that were thrown out. Judges allowed independent voters to vote during the primary.”

    Dixon told listeners she is “not a sore loser,” but that state officials reviewing the city’s election “literally threw up their hands because it was such a total mess.”

    She suggested that boxes full of votes for her and Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders weren’t counted…

    The Pugh campaign has denied any wrongdoing.

    Is Ms Dixon also undermining faith in the integrity of American elections? Don’t be silly, she’s a Democrat.

    [UPDATE: Reader Michael Mullinix adds:

    Candidate Dixon is the former Baltimore Mayor who resigned after pleading guilty to stealing gift cards intended for poor Charm City citizens.

    As I said, this is an intra-Democrat fight. As Bernie Sanders discovered, Dems can’t run a clean election, even with no Republicans to screw over.]

    ~Also on yesterday’s Oakley show, I pointed out that Donald Trump is in the unusual position of running against both the Democrat and Republican parties. That is literally true. The National Republican Congressional Committee has a new ad out praising Representative Bob Dold (R – Illinois) for his opposition to the party’s presidential candidate:

    “Dold is an independent voice who stood up to Donald Trump months ago,” the narrator in the ad says. The ad then shows a clip of Dold declaring, on CNN, “I think Donald Trump has disqualified himself.”

    So the party machine is funding attacks on its own voters’ choice of presidential candidate. The Beltway notion that, once Trump is defeated, the GOP can resume business as usual in service of the donor class seems unlikely to me.

    ~There are arguments across the airwaves today about whether the race is “tightening”. Maybe. I certainly don’t believe we’re in for a Hillary landslide. But, as you listen to reporters on the ground in, say, “the swing state of North Carolina”, you can’t help noticing that almost all the so-called “swing states” used to be Republican states. Indeed, some reliably red states are passing through the “swing state” stage via the express lane and moving straight to blue-state status in a couple of electoral cycles – Virginia, for example.

    The #NeverTrumpers blame this on the weakness of the candidate. But I’d say it’s basic demographic arithmetic. As I wrote back in February:

    These three electoral maps – 1988, 2000, 2012 – are a portrait of remorseless Republican decline… What about another 12 years? In Arizona, a majority of grade-schoolers are Hispanic: Are you entirely confident AuH2O country will still be red a decade hence? In 2010, seventy per cent of births at Dallas General Hospital were “anchor babies”: If the GOP loses Texas’ 38 electoral votes, there is no conceivable math that on the Rove turnout-model model gets them to the magic 270 – or anywhere near it.

    I’m on record from September predicting a Trump victory. But, if he doesn’t, don’t pin your hopes on 2020, when half the purple states will be blue and another handful of red states will be purpling. As I put it eight months ago:

    The GOP has done a grand job of screwing itself out of electoral viability.

  59. Octopus says:

    Knows about planes, too. 😆

  60. Octopus says:

    Gus is fantasizing about being a useful human being. Hey, it’s a start.

    Just profiles on the ships. No internals.
    31 minutes ago

    I even drew up two ships once. Partial. Including the SS United States for a renovation that never happened.
    35 minutes ago

    Been working on a voluntary seismic upgrade in San Francisco. Lumber and steel. Moment frames. 200 year old house.
    37 minutes ago

    • Bunk X says:

      He’s re-framing a 200 year old carriage house. There is no such thing as a lumber moment frame, and Gusano is not an engineer.

      • Pakimon says:

        When Gus “upgrades” a house, he always forgets to add a “child upgrade” with his “seismic upgrade”.

        Bites him in the ass every time.

        No wonder he’s unemployed and living in a garage. 😆

    • ISpeakJive says:

      We went to the Trump rally today. Almost got a tear in my eye when the TRUMP plane rolled right in front of the hangar. Very dramatic.

      • Octopus says:

        Trump can win this thing, against all the “experts,” media, NeverTrumpers and demographic handicaps. It’s going to be close, though.

  61. Bunk X says:

    What a drama queen.

  62. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    OMG. It’s 650,000 Huma State Dept. emails on Weiner’s computer that he was dick posting on to underage girls. Wow. I mean just wow.

    • Bunk X says:

      If only 0.1 percent were dick pix… Oh man. Someone’s gonna get nailed, and they all know it’s gonna be them.

      • Octopus says:

        That’s a lot of penis penis penis LOL’s, for sure. 😆

        I know there are going to be a lot of embarrassing revelations from this cache eventually, but how many juicy tomatoes will splat the Clinton bandwagon before next Tuesday? Imagine the rage inside the Haggard Queen right now. 😯

  63. Bunk X says:

    Well, poop. I’m forced to carve a pumpkin again this year. How do you carve something this year that doesn’t piss someone off? Fuck it, I’m going for #Triggered.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Did my two jack’o lanterns last night. Had to do them this year and text pics to my cuties off at college. Very spooky!

      • ISpeakJive says:

        I did my pumpkin last year in classic snaggle toothed smile with triangle eyes and nose and put a candle inside so it flickers.

        A little kid said “Cool pumpkin! Never saw one like that before.” LOL

        • Octopus says:

          That’s my go-to pumpkin as well, Jive. Have it down pat. Why mess with a perfect classic?

          Also, my salty roasted pumpkin seeds turned out delicious, as per usual. Just have to watch closely, so they get just the little hint of brown, before they burn and are ruined. Five minute increments towards the end of cooking time. 🙂

  64. Pakimon says:

    What Gus isn’t saying is that the SS United States renovation never happened because the first ship he “drew up” had a serious design flaw that ended in disaster!

    Here’s exclusive video of the fateful night when the Gus designed “casino/gambling ship” had its date with destiny.

    Compelling stuff! 😮

    • Pakimon says:

      Note that at 0:40 you can see Gus, having overslept due to the effects of too much Sterno and cheap gin consumption the previous night rushing to try and catch the ship.

      If only he had made it. Things might have turned out differently.

      • Octopus says:

        So much tragedy! Why, oh why couldn’t Garage Boy make that date with destiny? Now he’s doomed to forever roam the backyards and alleys of Denver, waiting for his ship to come in. 😦

  65. Octopus says:

    Get down, Bones! 🙂

  66. Octopus says:

    Heheh…why are black people so afraid of ghosts? I mean, they have real-life things to worry about, like guns, drugs, being used by Dhimmicrats and whatnot. 😆

  67. rightymouse says:

    What a bunch of hogwash…

  68. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Wow. We’re about to enter another national nightmare unless the Donald can seal the deal.


    Just like the first time around there will be blatant crime and more people will have to conveniently die with no logical explanation. It’s crazy the people who get close to them and do their criminal bidding don’t realize they’re signing their own death warrant. They think it’s all just political games but for the Clintons there IS NO LOSING.

  69. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    It’s amazing how the Demoncraps have become Clintonized. Think of it. They went out of their way in lying and deceiving and installing TWO, count them TWO criminal DNC chiefs to torpedo other valid candidates to get this crooked hag nominated to run. The political right are no angels but I don’t think we’ve seen an entire criminal party that tries to nakedly steal and cheat their way to power before. It’s insane.

  70. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Time to go take a helicopter to play golf.


    Wonder if Stompy is rethinking selling his soul to these fuckers and he doesn’t even get the big bucks for it. Just a trashed website worth nothing and a reputation as a traitor and a weasel.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Love how she’s been wrapping herself in religiosity since she’s been revealed as a crook. How does Jesus feel about feigned impartiality and double-dealing?

      CNN are crooks too because I’m sure before they hired her they knew about this.

      Dukakis Aide Quits; Remarks Are Disavowed
      October 21, 1988|From Staff and Wire Reports

      A Democratic presidential campaign official resigned Thursday after the Dukakis campaign disavowed her comment that “George Bush owes it to the American people to fess up” about a rumor concerning an extramarital affair that rippled through Wall Street on Wednesday.

      Dukakis personally apologized to Bush for the remarks, made by deputy field director Donna Brazile, when the two candidates met Thursday night in New York for the Catholic archdiocese’s annual fund-raising dinner.

      Brazile told reporters accompanying the Democratic candidate that “the American people have every right to know if Barbara Bush will share that bed with him in the White House.”

      Not Dukakis’ Views

      Dukakis campaign spokesman Dayton Duncan said later: “Donna was not speaking on behalf of the campaign in any way whatsoever” and did not reflect the views of Dukakis. Shortly thereafter, Brazile said in a statement:

      “Today I made certain comments which I deeply regret. I believe too strongly in the importance of electing Mike Dukakis and Lloyd Bentsen to allow myself to become an issue in the campaign. Because the time is short, and the issues are so important, I have decided to leave the campaign.”

      Bush’s spokeswoman, Sheila Tate, said: “The Bush campaign has no comment, no reaction.”

      I guess in ’88 even Democrats weren’t quite ready yet to go full on kneecapper. But when they were ready Donna was there waiting. She’s your gal.

      • rightymouse says:

        She’s a Christian?

        • swamprat says:

          She states(and admits) there is discrimination against Christians, but she was working for the other side.

          I can hear Dylan’s “the hour that the ship comes in” playing in my mind.

          they’ll raise their hands, sayin’ ‘we’ll meet all your demands…’
          but we’ll shout from the bow ‘your days are numbered!’

    • swamprat says:

      So true believers are forced to choose between Obama and Hillary. it doesn’t get much better than this.

    • Octopus says:

      What if this is the long-awaited and hoped-for sneak attack on Shrillary that many have suspected would be in the offing, given Obama’s true feelings about Clinton Incorporated?
      Well, if that’s the case, this could be a very interesting few months as the revelations continue to surface, whether the old hag wins the election or not.

  71. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Remember when Stompy acknowledged he’d lost 90% of his LGF followers and they weren’t being replaced with rejoicing libturds who still remembered what a vicious prick he was from the right? He said it was all worth it because he now has peace of mind implying he’s now on the side of good. LOL!

    They’ve even lost Olberdouche.

    New From Keith Olbermann: Trump Is Right – This Email Debacle Is Worse Than Watergate lgf.bz/2e5T2Vd https://t.co/ccDk8L4Fqn
    16 minutes ago

    But Stompy soldiers on. Stompy you told us it was a nothing burger sandwich with a side of thin air! Never mind the FBI and an outrageously brazen criminal candidate who’s Nixon X10 without the stubble. Here’s a boneheaded made-up story about DJT being a nazi or something.

    ICYMI: The Dark Forces Empowered by Donald Trump: Hate Rising, by Jorge Ramos lgf.bz/2dU61yh https://t.co/BvqRDc57Ra
    24 minutes ago

  72. swamprat says:

    Over at LGF, their foot is on fire and they are pretending not to notice.

  73. swamprat says:

    Hillary’s trained seals are in total disarray but cj soldiers on.

    This is epic

  74. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:


    Pretty good bombshell from Wikileaks. After fabricating a story about Trump and the Russians and letting the MSM repeat it unquestioningly. I mean there were round tables and experts and hour long shows devoted to this completely whole cloth BS. And all that time it was actually campaign manager Podesta who’s literally still a co-investor in a Russian/Putin-backed company.

  75. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Wow. Just saw these comments at Weasel Zippers.


    Turn on Fox Business right now.

    FBI leaks: they imported emails into a database, and are creating search indexes on key words!
    7 • Reply•Share ›
    One other person is typing…
    Daryl Daryl • 29 minutes ago
    Liz Clayman couldn’t say, but she said they were receiving info from the FBI.

    Hillary wants the FBI to give up info, well, she’s getting her wish! LOL!
    7 • Reply•Share ›
    June Daryl • 27 minutes ago
    But, she wanted the FBI to give her the info on, the down low!

    5 • Reply•Share ›
    Mandy Manners Daryl • 32 minutes ago
    The FBI is being hacked?
    1 • Reply•Share ›
    Show 1 new reply

    Daryl Mandy Manners • 31 minutes ago
    Huh? No, not hacked. They are leaking info to the press, as Hillary requested… well, sort of LOL!
    6 • Reply•Share ›
    Mandy Manners Daryl • 28 minutes ago
    Ohhhhhhh. They’re leaking to the press? There are a lot of pissed-off agents.
    5 • Reply•Share ›
    DeploraPALiberty Mandy Manners • 26 minutes ago
    Is This Why Comey Broke: A Stack Of Resignation Letters From Furious FBI Agents http://www.zerohedge.com/news/

    I read this morning that Comey’s so hated at the FBI he has a stack of resignations on his desk that he’s ignoring. Just as I suspected the source said many FBI agents and workers won’t speak to him even cordially to say hi anymore. The discovery of the emails on the pervo’s drive gave him the chance to get back a little self-respect and to do the right thing. I guess it’s good to know Comey’s not totally in the tank.

  76. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Stompy continues his delusion not realizing the house is on fire.

    This is just awful. @samsteinhp twitter.com/samsteinhp/sta…
    41 minutes ago
    2) They’re talking about giving themselves license as right wing fundamentalist Christians to suppress all other religions & points of view.
    52 minutes ago
    1) Reminder: when conservatives call for “religious freedom,” they’re not talking about the freedom to choose the religion you prefer.
    53 minutes ago

  77. Minnow-redux says:

    I see James “Smeagol” Carville has finally and irredeemably lost every shred of credibility he ever had.


    Now the GOP is in cahoots with the KGB!!??

    What a moron.

  78. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Trump in Michigan: Clinton’s “policies spread death, destruction and terrorism wherever she goes.” Then says she’ll start World War III.
    1 hour ago

    Sounds about right to me. What’s your point Stompy? Normal people are a lot more comfortable with DJT being CiC. As opposed to a reckless old criminal hag who may not have control of her brain or her bowels or her temper. And now that we know she cheated at the debates the question should come up again about her mental state. Why did she agree to cheat if she’s more qualified than DJT?

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Either she’s getting Alzheimers or her staff is in a tizzy. Look at the headline, LOL

      • Octopus says:

        Her drunken slurring aside, couldn’t she find a better article on Salon to promote her abortive candidacy? Slate is borderline sentient, though firmly in the bag for Her. I read an article there last week that was very critical of the email kerfuffle. Traitors who must be crushed and punished when She is finally Presidente!

  79. rightymouse says:

    Yeah? Think Benghazi, ass-hole. And her lies about the murders of 5 Americans, including a gay Ambassador and get back to me.

    • rightymouse says:

      Look at the picture, ass-hole. Hillary was in charge of State & lied about how he was murdered. As far as I’m concerned, she’s unfit to be CiC.

      • rightymouse says:

        In addition, Hillary and Obama have made an utter mess out of the Middle East.
        Suck on that, ass-hole.

      • Minnow-redux says:

        One of the saddest photos I have ever seen.

        And Charlie Tuna blithely skims over it and makes a snide remark.

        Very telling Charles. Very telling.

    • kbdabear says:

      And when she starts WW III, Toot will be her biggest cheerleader even if the nukes launch.

      Cankles has been pushing the neocon agenda, wants to massively step up activity in Syria with her “no-fly zone” (she still thinks it’s the 90s and everything is Kosovo). Unless she knows differently which I doubt, most analysts say you can’t do that without direct hostile contact with the Russians.

      Oh, and she’s also big on NATO buildups right on the Russian border, and has suggested maybe a surprise attack on Russian bases. She and Slow Joe have already told Putin they’re going to engage in a cyber sneak attack.

  80. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    And Danney Williams sees his 15 minutes and a PAYDAY!


  81. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    This is unreal. Podesta’s pal oversees and the DOJ are going in to intimidate the honest agents and counter and contest their every finding. Really pathetic.


  82. ISpeakJive says:

  83. Bunk X says:

  84. Octopus says:


    She got fired for cheating for Shrillary, or rather, getting caught. Is she ashamed of her double-dealing ways? Heheh…no. She looks forward to her appointment in the new administration. Skank.

  85. Octopus says:


    What does the FBI rank-and-file think of the Clinton Cosa Nostra? Exactly what we all think, around here.

  86. Octopus says:


    Here’s a cheery read, to brighten up your morning. Have a great day, America! 😆

  87. Octopus says:


    Think this confounded election season is a reason to drink? Check out Wartime China, and check out some of these recipes for homemade liquors. 😯

    Gus, you might want to take notes. And stop drinking the poisoned alcohol, while you’re at it. No wonder you’re blind.

  88. Octopus says:

    What is “gonk?” Perhaps it’s a new concoction the street people of Denver have literally stumbled onto. Or maybe it’s the brain’s reaction to that substance. Either way, it makes you listen to Nirvana and then pass out. Enlighten us, Oh Garage Guru! 😆

    4 hours ago
    Oh. Fuck.
    4 hours ago
    Whatever. 4.0.
    4 hours ago
    I don’t care.
    4 hours ago
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    No I don’t have a gun.
    4 hours ago
    Come as you are.
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    Oh shit yeah.
    4 hours ago
    Smells like teen spirit.
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  89. Octopus says:

    Steyn’s “Happy Halloweiner” message was also to die for:

    Happy Halloweiner, the night when Anthony Weiner’s undead penis rises from its grave to bite Hillary’s campaign. The stroking dead is apparently impervious to silver bullets or garlic, and unlike vampires it does show up in photographs, on cell phones across the globe.

    So in the final week of the campaign the plot twists arrange themselves in a remarkably straightforward manner. The FBI is investigating the Clinton Foundation – because it’s a criminal enterprise: if you give a million bucks to the the Clintons’ charity, sixty grand goes to charity and the remaining 940,000 goes to fund the lifestyles of Bill, Hillary, Chelsea and their various malodorous associates – Sid Blumenthal, Terry McAuliffe, etc.

    For four years, however, those donations also bought you access to the US Secretary of State. That’s why Mrs. Clinton and her coterie – Huma Abedin, Cheryl Mills, and the other supposed “government employees” – determined to use a private server. Because the pay-for-play was so unsubtle you couldn’t have it sitting on State Department emails destined for the National Archives.

    We now learn that the FBI are looking into 650,000 emails discovered on Anthony Weiner’s laptop, a machine Huma Abedin has told friends she never used – as you wouldn’t, if your spouse had the habits Mr Weiner has. 650,000 emails is at least 20 times the number Mrs Clinton originally turned over to the government – or approximately a thousand emails per day for two years, so Weiner would have to be sexting his spambot penis to an underage girl every minute-and-a-half to rack up that total. Which would be impressive even for him. Instead, the metadata indicates that thousands and thousands of those emails were sent either to or from Mrs Clinton’s private server. And she seems unlikely to be that interested in Anthony Weiner’s penis.

    So what are they?

  90. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Wow. Shrillery and her crooked surrogates go full on unhinged. Just make shit up about DJT having a “secret server” to Russia! LOL! WTF does that even mean? The shrill and hysterical Tweets about the sinister connection between DJT and Russia are absurd and comical. As are Jim Hoft’s comments about them.


    The FBI isn’t interested in DJT. But they are interested in John Podesta who’s invested in a Putin backed company among other things when he publicly claimed he had divested.

    I notice Stompy is suddenly back bashing Ginger and hasn’t referenced the 5 FBI investigations going on involving Shrillery’s entire inner circle. The Daily Mail lays out who’s being investigated.


    Influence peddling, acting for Putin’s ally, hiding classified secrets and sexting – how FIVE separate FBI cases are probing virtually every one of Clinton’s inner circle and their families
    Scale of FBI investigations into Clinton’s closest aides and friends is becoming clear
    Besides Huma Abedin, a swathe of long-time loyalists are at the center of investigations including Virginia governor Terry McAuliffe
    John Podesta ran the Clinton Foundation which is under investigation while his brother Tony is also focus of a probe about foreign corruption
    Cheryl Mills already received limited FBI immunity during Clinton email investigation – and is key Clinton fixer
    String of other names are being looked at or have been caught up in earlier scandals

  91. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    And Comey? Turns out he’s a secret Russki too. 🙂

    And Comey is tied to the Russians too.
    Of course he is…

    FBI’s Comey opposed naming Russians, citing election timing: Source https://t.co/DELFvrfspj (via @EamonJavers)

    — CNBC (@CNBC) October 31, 2016

  92. ISpeakJive says:

    “Nothingburger” is even the word Chunky uses. He’s a good minion. Takes orders well. Works cheap.

    • OLT's Knows Who Did It says:

      I hope all you assholes enjoy the hole you dug and threw the rest of the country into. Seems like the edges have crumbled and you’re going down with us. Surprise, surprise, surprise.

      Progressive pricks.

  93. rightymouse says:

    We need a new thread. Things are sluggy around here.

  94. Juan Epstein says:

    Big change in the subjects and tone of your tweets, Charles.

    Why are you ignoring the big news of the day?

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      But who would be watchdog to protect Deray McKesson from Ginger, the most dangerous man who’s not allowed to make jokes on Twitter?

  95. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:


    I guess there’s no way we can get them to leave the planet altogether. Maybe Elon can put them on his next SpaceX exploding rocket. With him driving.

    • rightymouse says:

      What a pig.

      • OLT's Knows Who Did It says:

        Apparently she’s an expert on grabbing pussy, although she prefers it family-style.

        Actually a funny costume … but does she always have to be naked or nearly so?

        I mean, I find her disgusting either way, but I’d hate to see her get needlessly sick due to her penchant for exhibitionism.

  96. Doppel milyo says:

    I took the young doppelganger to the trump rally yesterday in warren, MI . The line was about a half a mile and we got there 3 hours early. I met 4 UAW guys in line behind us who have never ever voted for a republican. They are all voting for Trump !
    I met lots of people with the same story

    piss on you Hillary

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Our rally on Sunday was fun! The most heartening thing was that the crowd reflected the demographics of the state. A good number of Hispanics, tons of Indians, quite a few Asians and 2 black families. But that’s about our mix. Hispanics under-represented a bit, Indians way over-represented, but they are usually extremely patriotic even thought they register as Dems. They join the military at really high rates. Nice to see!

    • Pakimon says:

      I’m sure they’ve been funded with a hefty government grant for that display of “art”.

      Another example of our tax dollars at work. 😆

  97. Octopus says:

    Milo is way too smart for this BBC lunkhead. 😆

  98. Octopus says:


    Fatass’s current timeline is chock-full of ridiculous speculation about specious polls conducted in Florida, supposedly pointing to a Shrillary blowout in that state. Our roly-poly analyst is ready to kick off the celebration early!

    • Pakimon says:

      It’s so cute watching the corpulent ponytailed Twitterwarrior trying to put up a brave face to mask the building peevishness, rage, despair and panic.

      The problem is, citing “reports” of some partisan MSNBC imbecile that he’s have pulled straight from his ass and have no basis in fact (remember the exit polls in 2004 showing Kerry winning in a landslide?) doesn’t help his already crippled credibility. 😆

  99. Octopus says:

    Happy Dias De Los Muertos!

    Oh shit.
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    Don’t try this at home.
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    Whatever X.
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    Mi vida es cantar.
    5 hours ago
    Can’t stop it.
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    5 hours ago

  100. Octopus says:

    And here we are at Game 7 in the Series, with both teams sending great pitchers to the hill in this see-saw battle of n’er-do-well baseball franchises. I have to give the edge to the Indians in the final game, with Kluber being such a beast this year, but Hendricks has been nearly as good for the Cubs. Is there a home-field advantage? It’s a slight one in baseball. And it’s outweighed by the heft of history and long-term odds that practically require the Cubs to finally win a World Series, at least once per century. But Cleveland is also feeling the pull of probability, with a record of futility reaching back to the days before rock and roll.

    Game 7 is going to be a wild thing. I predict that the Team Of Destiny will prevail. One of them, anyway.

    • Pakimon says:

      Pakimog know that there are both Cubs and Indians fans here so Pakimog offer up generic baseball mojo offering to help whichever team is most worthy reach their long awaited destiny! 😀

      Play ball!

      • OLT's Knows Who Did It says:

        Don’t think I could pitch to that for nine innings at my age, but I’m willing to try.

      • Octopus says:

        I just worry that she might be a little too much fun, for an older man’s ticker. She clearly has a good grip on the bat-handle, while using a three-seam grip on the ball which allows for several pitch variations. all of them effective in tight situations. Tight, you say? Well, think of a blood-pressure sleeve, as it inflates. Adjusts as desired to any diameter. Don’t expect to hit-and-run, though — she has a Snap-Tite™ option, which has been compared by some to a “Chinese Finger-Trap™.” You aren’t leaving until she says so.

    • Abu penispenispenislol says:

      I can’t wait for tonight. What a great series. Wish I had some of Rightymouse’s pot stickers.😋

  101. Pakimon says:

    Just noticed I posted the 300th comment on this thread.

    This one makes # 301! 😀

  102. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    So the big revelation from the latest Wikileaks dump is how Kadzik of the FBI is super great pals with John Podesta. Also already known is he’s super great pals with Tony Podesta. We also know he was a super great buddy of Marc Rich who screwed the American taxpayers out of hundreds of millions (the largest ever at that time) in tax evasion crimes and fled to Europe to live large, thumbing his nose until corrupt Grabby Azz pardoned him. The latter began apologizing for it immediately. He’s also a Shrillbeast donor.

    Also, Kadzik’s wife, Amy Weiss, currently at Weiss Public Affairs worked on the 1992 Clinton/Gore Campaign as a Press Secretary, and Communications Director for the Democratic National Committee, and a White House Deputy Assistant to the President/Deputy Press Secretary to President Bill Clinton.

    So my question is:

    How the fuck did Kadzik end up at the FBI in charge of anything???? He’s supposed to be an unbiased, impartial law enforcement official. The FBI were supposed to be the last bastion of blind justice. But he’s clearly just a crooked Demoncrap lawyer who’s been put there to let Clinton and Demoncrap crooks skate. And he (who apparently refuses to recuse himself given this obvious conflict of interest) and the DoJ putzes aim to bury any evidence of felonies (in the emails) if possible, poo poo them as no intent, stiff arm any recommendations of charges and prevent a grand jury.

    And that’s why straight FBI agents are leaking old info about Grabby Azzes scandals reminding that Podesta and Kadzik are old partners in crime with the Clintons.


    In other news DJT is a secret Russki lover. Pass it on.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      There’s no such thing as a coincidence at this stage. These insiders are so intertwined, between the departments and the congress and the media. There’s not 6 degrees of separation, there’s like 2 degrees.

      Hearing rumors of a soft coup going on at the FBI. Awesome.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Actually I got one thing wrong. Kadzik IS with the dirty DoJ and is liaison to the FBI. But assistant AG still has power over the FBI. Kinda like a Chunky ban stick

  103. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    It’s descending deeper into comical absurdity as they get their stories mixed up.


    If the Wikileak emails are fakes (as the campaign has argued) then why explain what John Podesta said about dumping emails as meaning releasing them?

  104. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Black Church in Mississippi Burned, Tagged With ‘Vote Trump’ Graffiti lgf.bz/2edWJrT https://t.co/KNYSK2kODq
    1 minute ago

    Hmmmm. Funny how that story comes out right after this story. Gosh I’m sure it was really a Trump voter who did that Fatso and not some meatverse Moby job.


    It’s also possibly an insurance fraud job using the current political toxicity to look more plausible to the insurance co. Which we’ve seen before with debt ridden churches.

  105. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Bleachbit software is getting in on the fun .


    I think the owner must be a closet Trump supporter because the picture they use of the Bleachbit gag cloth shows Shrillery’s dumbest looks ever caught on camera while she’s lying about the emails.

  106. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:


    When the interviewer, a black woman asked Lil’ Wayne about BLM he told her essentially that shit’s fucked up and if you beileive it you’re crazy and specifically emphasized YOU to the interviewer. He had specifically made the point already that he doesn’t see a lot of anti-black racism because so many of his fans who’ve made him rich are white.

    It would be funny to see Stompy Chubbyfeet try that BLM shit with Lil’ Wayne.

  107. Octopus says:


    Interesting bit of number-crunching. I was somewhat surprised to see how much more of a chance I have of succumbing to ticker-related ailment than cancer, at this stage. Also interesting, is pausing at various ages to see how many of my decrepit old peers have bit the dust. I will dance on their graves. 🙂 (maybe)

  108. Pakimon says:

    Watching the baseball game with Cubs up 5-! in the 5th.

    It won’t matter.

    After watching the Phillies blow numerous World Series over the years I can confidently say that the Cubs pulling Hendricks after he only gave up one walk in the 5th and have only thrown 62 pitches is going to cost them the series.

    Well what do you know? Cubs lead cut to 5-3 almost immediately.

    Nothing irks me more than seeing a manager overthink things and try to be clever.

    It’ll bite you in the ass… every time.

    Well… as I was typing this, the Cubbies banged out a home run to make it 6-3.

    They’re going to need a lot more to win this game.

    Cleveland is going to have a big time run in the next inning or two.

    I can smell it.

  109. Octopus says:


    Great article. I hate to promote anything from the execrable NYT, but this is a gem about a very unique person, leading a legendary life.

  110. Abu Depends says:

    Tied at 6. Rats.

  111. Bunk X says:

    Check the date on this one. 😀

  112. kbdabear says:

    This one HAS to be one of Toot’s regulars, it’s Toot level stupid

  113. kbdabear says:

    Toot level stupid of race hysteria certainly reaches the big news sites too