Groundbreaking new feature at LGFPosted: October 24, 2016 Filed under: Animal Farm Lunacy, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, Humor, Little Green Footballs 76 Comments
We have a public service announcement from Charles Johnson about a revolutionary and ground-breaking feature over at LGF!
This is earth shattering and will make Charles tons of money! We now resume our regularly scheduled mocking!
Larry never quite figured out the concept of “Universal appeal”.
Here, he demonstrates this fact once again.
In the real world, someone would state something that has Universal Appeal – intellectual, humorous, gracious, insightful etc. etc. The World would read it and would cheer in unison.
Larry, on the other hand, spews inane trivialities about shoving his finger up his asshole or something and then sits back to revel in the attention he is sure to receive. The only problem with Larry and his perception of the world though is that only about 1 person in 1000 care about shoving their finger up their ass (or about Charles shoving his finger up his own ass) or commenting on Little Green Smegma Balls or whatever….
And, as a result, we see that Larry is still grubbing for attention several times each day, and is still grubbing for money…. and is still grubbing in general.
And, as a translation for Little Larry: “No one gives a shit about your webiste, or commenting there, or so-called features that you flatulate about regularly.”
…and have a nice day!!!! 🙂
When does Hillary wake up in the morning?
At the quack of Don!
Please tell me you tweeted that to the massholes.
I’ll let you do it. I stole it from Gab, LOL
Das gut! 😆
Regarding the groundbreaking new feature: Or, you could just post the tweet the usual way, and save yourself a couple of keystrokes. Your call. 😆
What do you think the odds are on Gus making it through 2017?
I think he’d make an excellent subject for the show, “Intervention.” The only problem would be finding people who cared enough to want to participate in saving him from himself. Maybe they could bribe his long-suffering sister to show up, and the neighbor who wants him to stop ogling his tawny daughter. The feral cat could sit on the couch, too.
5 hours ago
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The Gem of the ocean.
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Oh shit no.
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My goal is to make 2017.
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Hey Gus! Maybe you could score some scratch with this technique.
…and if you get caught, you still get a free jumpsuit, a haircut, showers and 3 squares a day.
James Woods is not to be effed with. 😆
I’m with the old ladies!
Wow, Fatso that’s news!
Because, you know, we’ve been putting tweets in our posts here for effing YEARS!
Do any of your followers say anything worth listening to? Uh, no.
Anyone else here thinks this is a way to monkey with his stats so he can get more advertising than Thai lady boys?
Absolutely. He stands for nothing and falls for everything. But his whole idiot conversion to libturd was purely about stats and ad credit..
Heh. We’ve been putting Charles Tweets in our sidebar for years without a single mouse click required. Gusano’s too.
It’s like having a window into their brains. 😆
The comedy continues. The Preezydunce is a liar, the candidate is a liar, the campaign handlers are liars, the DNC are liars, the media are liars….. Nothing outrageous.
Can’t wait to find out the name of BO’s sock puppet’s nic. Carlos Danger was already taken.
Hey Fuckface. Just shut up.
Report: Media shitbird liars in the tank for Shitlary made up some new stuff to smear Trump. Yawn.
There’s no insurance company on earth that would not make a visit to see for themselves before writing a check for that amount of money.
Trump’s lost Florida so don’t bother to vote folks – Stompy Chunkyfeet (this is me being super clever, OK actually Media Matters put me up to it)
Holy crap!!! 😯
Stompy’s descending into his classic poopy pants mode with his hackneyed worn out moral denunciations. How many awesome people has he labeled “truly horrible” humans? Hey Stompy, if The Donald is so truly horrible how come he’s famous and filthy rich? And fills stadiums with his fans?
And think how truly truly extra horrible this guy must be:
That includes journalists but then again they’re Demoncraps too.
They forgot to tell everyone to crowd into the middle so the CNN reporter could lay on the ground and create the impression of a crowd pressing to meet the magnetic Kaine. LOL!
Trump rallies are massive!! The excitement is also YUUUUUGE!!!! 🙂
And yet, this vile harridan will win the WH through subterfuge, fraud, etc. I sometimes cannot believe the depths of depravity to which our culture has sunk.
Let’s pray she loses.
OF COURSE HE IS!!
So he respects unbridled ambitious, greedy, status quo old fools who are constantly being openly cheated on by their spouses. He wants that person for Preezydunce.
Powell turned out to be such a loser.
Hey! He respects her unbridled ambition, greedy, untransformational self.
Yep. I **sorta** got it when he went for Oblamo, but this is just freaking sad.
Yep. I remember when he stood up to Bellefonte’
Somebody’s in a good mood, untroubled by nasty political arguments.
Somebody just waved a $100.00 bill in her direction.
So wanted to add a laughing emoji but have been out of the game. Therefore, the classic LOL will have to suffice. 🙂
Wasn’t me that did. I just got all I wanted for free. Thanks Octopus!!!
I’m telling Calo.
Calo will be happy. the more nasty I see on the internet the less nasty she has to refuse
You’re doing it wrong. Poor, poor Calo. 😦
You always pay for it, one way or another. 😉
Shrillary is a nasty, nasty woman. 😆
(and not in a good way)
It’s the taut and tawny temptress watching Gus endure another self-inflicted disaster out in the yard. 😆
I knew she looked familiar!
Nobody cares if you do or don’t, Fatso.
Go back to your fetid bunker and find those old framed photos of you and Pam together that one magical evening, and then have a good cry. Roll around on the floor, pound your chubby feet and fists, and scream your sorrow to the heavens. Then drag yourself off to the futon for a good night’s sleep — tomorrow’s going to be a long day of tweeting glurge. Just like today. And every day.
He’s such a miserable loser.
Mouse. You are insulting miserable losers everywhere.
Where are the water cannons when you need ’em?
On the other hand, one little zap would break up the line pretty quickly.
Nerds having fun! 🙂
What you need are about ten huge white guys in a flying wedge formation, going right up the soft underbelly in the middle. Good God, these little shits need a reality spanking.
Heh. He got to her once she started addressing him as “sir.”
Saw that. We were practically throwing things at the TV.
She got really pissed when he said “Call Bill Clinton a sexual predator, I dare you.”
She got all stern. She’s not his mother, she doesn’t get to scold him. That was bad.
She hates Trump with a passion bordering on stalker-level obsession. 😆
What a bitch.
The hubster called her something worse when I showed him the video this morning.
A see you next Tuesday?
“The ‘c’ word.
OLT. I must be slow today. Just figured out what you meant. 😆
Your hubby is right! Can’t even stand to see her face anymore.
Early on when Megyn first came on Fox at 9:00, she went after Ted Cruz. She was so unprofessionally combative, my “she’s a bitch” radar went up. She’s never let me down.
She was #Triggered.
Can we please import another million or so Islamist “refugees” into America, Shrillary? Pretty please?
Let’s move them all to Chappaqua.
No. Let’s give them camping rights on the WH lawn.
Only if she wins.
Someone doesn’t know how to read polls:
On the other hand, Nate Silver has this:
The maths be the racist.
C. K. Raju is a real piece of work. He teaches his “philosophy” at an Islamic university in Malaysia.
Click to access ckr-Tehran-talk-on-academic-imperialism.pdf
Bet on the cats.
This is odd…a very loud and important post has been disappeared, on the internet. Wonder what it was about? Wonder no more! 😆
Check this story out — not only is the director of the FBI on the Clinton Slush Foundation payroll, so is the family of the GOP Speaker, Paul Rino. I mean, there’s a real connection to the crone-claws that plan on controlling the levers of power for some time to come. And the Supreme Court. Explains so much…also, thanks, Wikileaks!
Ginger & Co. found this one.