Such eloquent debating skills

Another debate on Twitter where Charles displays his great debating skills.


Charles crushed debate once again!

171 Comments on “Such eloquent debating skills”

  1. Octopus says:

    Hitler killed more people than Shrillary, to date. She isn’t done, though. I’ll wait for the final tally.

  2. Octopus says:

    So many lies. How does he sleep at night?

    A: Sucking his fat, Cheeto-encrusted thumb, with a Dew-bottle up his bum. Also, like a baby. A hugely fat, snoring baby. With a ponytail.

  3. Octopus says:

    Tawdry tales of tawny teen temptresses. 😆

    2 hours ago
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    Oh shit.
    2 hours ago
    Vat ever.
    2 hours ago
    Bang that drum.
    2 hours ago
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    RT @AnneRiceAuthor: Congratulations to Hillary on winning Kentucky! Time for all Democrats to unite behind Hillary.
    2 hours ago
    OK, whatever.
    2 hours ago
    Penny Lane.
    2 hours ago
    Eleanor Rigby.…
    2 hours ago

  4. Octopus says:

    You know, the old “cat o’ nine tails” was a bit heavy-handed for the modernized Navy, especially since the grog rations were cut, but I’d bring it back in a heartbeat for the lousy weasels who used this foundation to party and pad their bank accounts. Flog the bastards in the public square, too. They need to be made an example of.

  5. Bunk X says:

  6. Bunk X says:

    Post-worthy – with stats.

  7. Pakimon says:

    This explains Chunkles’ obsession with “artisanal” cheese.

    Cheetos were the gateway cheese.

    It was only a matter of time before he got addicted to the hard stuff. 😆

    *Article blatantly stolen borrowed from Ace’s

    • Octopus says:

      When I spent an afternoon in college volunteering with a girl I was interested in hugging, we went around an Ann Arbor park handing out food to homeless guys and gals, most of whom were raging alkies. The most popular item in our bag was Cheez Whiz, and saltine crackers. They could eat that when their stomachs were too effed-up to eat anything else.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Think I’ll make Macaroni and Cheese tonight with good old longhorn. Get my fix.

      • Octopus says:

        Lobster mac and cheese. The food of the gods. Have to use the good cheeses, of course. 🙂

  8. Octopus says:

    I got ticketed in Indiana on the way out here, for not getting over to the passing lane when there was a cop stopped on the shoulder. I couldn’t get over, because there was a car there. The cop didn’t believe me, and issued the ticket, saying I could pay it online within ten days.
    Now, the freakin’ court says I have to appear, in order to find out what the fine is. It’s a five hour drive from Detroit, so I don’t think that works for me. I must become a fugitive, I guess.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      You’re gonna have to get a tattoo now.

    • rightymouse says:

      Get out…don’t they have the costs posted online for the various offenses??

      • Abu says:

        Being from Michigan: $350.00

        • rightymouse says:


          • Octopus says:

            I’m going to tattoo my face, if it’s $350. “HOOSIERS SUCK!”

            No, they don’t post the costs online for this reckless offense. They don’t even care, that I’ve pulled over into the other lane 25,000 times before this single transgression, which was not my fault. I might have to go rogue. Pick up a 15-year-old, and all that jazz.

  9. rightymouse says:

    I’m old enough to remember McCain losing the election because of this and other RINO craziness. Even Palin couldn’t save him.

  10. rightymouse says:

    Nobody can say the same thing about Bill, eh? Do you REALLY want to go there, Fatso??

  11. Octopus says:

    It’s stuff like this that makes me giddy to be a Quora member, with daily emails from these enlightened children of all ages. I learn some stuff about history, with a libturd slant I can correct for with my aged brain, and then I see some fine humorous material like the following once in awhile.


    I am a Bernie Sanders supporter. Why should I vote for Hillary Clinton if she wins the nomination?
    Hillary Clinton
    Hillary Clinton, Senator, Secretary of State, 2016 presidential candidate
    26k Views • Upvoted by Ann Powell Groner, Business/political analyst, Hillary Clinton supporter, 40 yrs campaign exp
    Answer featured in The Huffington Post.
    I respect Senator Sanders. We were colleagues in the Senate. I’m glad that his campaign has inspired so many people to get involved in the political process. That’s absolutely fantastic for our country. And in terms of where he and I stand on the issues: Throughout this primary, Senator Sanders and I have had a passionate debate about a lot of things, and I’m proud of that—but our differences pale in comparison to what we’re seeing from the other side.

    If you care about raising the minimum wage, cracking down on Wall Street, protecting and expanding women’s health and rights, standing with the LGBT community, fixing our broken immigration system, ending the era of mass incarceration, making it easier for more people to have a voice in our democracy, or so many other issues that Senator Sanders and I have both campaigned on with gusto, I hope you’ll vote for me. Because every one of those issues is at stake in this election. Donald Trump would yank us backward on every one of these fronts.

    At the end of the day, whether or not you support me, as president, I’ll support you.
    Written 8h ago • View Upvotes • Answer requested by 3618 people

  12. Octopus says:

    Is there any pre-doctoring cost? Asking for a friend.

    • Pakimon says:

      Poor Gus.

      Maybe he should start a gofundme page to help alleviate his chronic financial woes.

      Put something about trying to kick a terrible Twitter habit and having a bum leg on the page banner. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      That’s right, Boozy. It only take 12 years post college and a student loan the size of the debt of a third-world country to get to the point where you can charge $95.00 for that five minutes. Oh, and did I mention the medical STAFF whose salaries that $95 pays for.

  13. Because olo says:

  14. kbdabear says:

    CNN is covering the EgyptAir crash nonstop

    How long before Toot complains about the coverage of the crash while ignoring the “TRUMP RETWEETED A WHITE SUPREMACIST!!!11!!!” story that Toot pushes nonstop

  15. kbdabear says:

    Did Toot “cover” this story? If so, another Sad Trombone….

    Another ‘Racial Attack’ Ruled a Hoax in College Town

  16. TreBob says:

    • rightymouse says:

      Am so sorry! 😦 Dogs are the best!

    • pineapple says:

      Sorry to hear that TreBob. I constantly fixate on losing my 10 year old cat…… they say they have about 16 years in them.

    • Arachne says:

      Best dogs in the World. Bar none.
      My heart breaks for you. A day doesn’t go by that I don’t miss my Rocky, who I lost 10 years ago…..

    • Sorry to hear Tre. Go save another cutie asap. You’ll see your buddy in their new eyes!

      • rightymouse says:

        You’re so right! When our beloved dog died, we went to the local rescue center and got our current pooch. He’s about 14 now. We got him in 2004 & he was 18 months.

    • Octopus says:

      So sad, when they go. 😦

      Sorry for your loss. I find a rambunctious puppy is the best medicine, once you’ve grieved the proper amount of time. We’ve lasted a few days, in between dogs.

  17. kbdabear says:

    That would be really great for Toot if he actually had a job

    • pineapple says:

      ‘Career killer’: Obama’s new overtime expansion under fire.

      “These rules are a career killer. With the stroke of a pen, the Labor Department is demoting millions of workers,”

    • Because leftists are idiots and punish the job creators who risk their money.

      • Arachne says:

        Obama is desperate to try to make jobs and the economy look better than it really is.
        So let me explain to you how this is going to work, there, you stupid FATASS. Several scenarios are available

        Employers will re-classify people. Manager? Not anymore. You’re an hourly worker now. And guess what – all overtime will need to be approved. Oh, and now that you’re no longer exempt – you have to account for your sick time, your appointment times and other time and you’ll be having to use that against accumulated PTO. Enjoy.

        Well, maybe they don’t need managers after all. In fact, it’s probably best to just hire a couple of PART time workers for less money. Enjoy. Unemployment.

  18. kbdabear says:

    Yeh, the Left is “mostly peaceful”

    • kbdabear says:

      Toot’s girlfriend calls for some mostly peaceful debate

    • ISpeakJive says:


      Everything is Trump’s fault! Bush 2.0.

    • Arachne says:

      God your stupidity is epic. On every damn front.

    • The left have always been violent and volatile. The SEIU beat up a black Tea Partier, OWS was ABOUT marching on Wall Street and implied they would string up corporate executives. Fortunately they were too stupid and disorganized to stay focused on that and the idiotic hippies couldn’t even articulate why they were there. So they just peed on cafe doorsteps, felt up runaway 14 yr olds and pooped on a cop car. Now BLM and SJW idiots go and START fights at Trump events. And that’s after over a year of violence and strife in Mizzou, Baltimore, NY and on various campuses. Saying the right are the violent ones and the left aren’t is like saying there’s no connection between mass murdering Islamists and Islam.

  19. pineapple says:

    Can we have another sad trombone?

    Poll: Native Americans approve of Redskins name.

    “A poll conducted by the Washington Post found that 90 percent of Native Americans aren’t offended by the nickname of the Washington Redskins.”

  20. pineapple says:

    This must piss off Fatso and the LGF lapdogs. LOL!

  21. Octopus says:

    Today Google celebrated a real moonbat-shitheel commie, who also happened to be one of the few non-black black-separatists, outside of the KKK. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Note: she even converted to Islam. That’s a nutty old fruitbat!

    • She was yet another idiot who admired Osama Bin Laden for mass murdering three thousand innocent people. Along with Bill Maher and fraud honky Ward “Chutch” Churchill.

      • the pic didn’t come thru but it’s here.

        I know you all remember anyway. Such a great snarky Iowahawk parody from the good old days.

        Still reeling from Vietnam, and with Watergate and OPEC looming on the horizon, 1972 was a turbulent time for America. Nowhere was the zeitgeist more reflected than on ABC Thursday nights, with the debut of “Chutch.” Starring Jan-Peter Bronston in the title role, the fast-paced action series centered on the adventures of a mystic, Indian-like professor at fictional Boulder University. Based on the rugged hippie anti-hero Bronston portrayed in a skein of popular low budget drive-in biker films (including 1968’s “Tenured Losers” and 1970’s “The Angry Ones”), Chutch battled against injustice and The Man with a lethal arsenal of martial arts, mystic dialog, dirt bikes and his faithful mountain lion, Zapata.


    • Who will they honor next? Tokyo Rose? Or Benedict Arnold?

      • Bunk X says:

        The original Tokyo Rose (there were several) was not a traitor despite popular opinion. IIRC she was eventually exonerated.

    • rightymouse says:

      I saw that today and just rolled my eyes. The glorification of morons.

      • rightymouse says:

        Libs always support weird cultists who have effed-up identities. Except cultists like Koresh, then it’s guns blazing. Gawd.

  22. Octopus says:

    Could you work just a little bit harder?

    • I don’t find it particularly witty. Humans, even fairly dumb ones are walking super computers compared to ALL other animals on the planet. It’s part of the reason why many of us can’t see how it came about naturally. I personally think evolution and great eaons of time produced it. But if someone else thinks the hand of a deity was instrumental I’m certainly not going to call that person stupid or demean them like Fat moron Chunky (who doesn’t know a proton from a crouton LOL!) does.

      • Octopus says:

        Scientists tracing evolution by DNA evidence can tell us how many millions of years ago we diverged from the common ancestor with chimps, as well as gorillas and orangutans. We share 99%, 98% and 97% of our DNA with those relatives, respectively. In contrast, there is less than a thousandth of one percent difference between any two humans.

        • They say that at one point in human evolution we were down to 20,000 or less individuals. Those must’ve been dire times. But that would explain our genetic homogeneity. Brains is a real evolutionary gamble although I have no illusions that it’s anything other than a blind, unforgiving process. Raw instinct forged in the hot coals of deep ancient time is the proven way. Wasps and ants are a 100 million+ years old. I found a shark’s tooth on an Indiana highway road cut. Just sitting there on top. My fossil almanac tells me it’s likely 250 million years old. You can still see a tiny bit of tooth dentine material, but mostly all rock. I also have a bi-valve from Red River Gorge (we don’t have mountains in KY) but it was a big assed hill we climbed. I just pulled a rock away from the clay and broke it longwise. There was a clammish thing that I kid you not I could still see some remnants of pearlescence on the shell. There was an ancient sea here in KY for many, many millions of years. I found golf ball sized brachiapods at the park I walk/jog to. Crazy how ancient life is with no brains going on.

          • Octopus says:

            Awesome finds! I’m not patient enough to hunt for fossils, I guess. Occasionally somebody in Michigan finds woolly mammoth bones, like this farmer:

            The idea of humans living in Michigan 12-15,000 years ago is pretty wild. In evolutionary time, that’s just a blip, but those humans were pretty identical to us in physical and mental development while living in a completely different way. Man was not solidly apex predator material. Just across the Bering Bridge into North America, but spreading quickly.

          • ISpeakJive says:

            That is so cool, Because.

            Love hunting for things, sea shells, minerals, road cuts for fossils. We used to go mining in abandoned mines when I was in college. Went to school with a bunch of mining engineers. It’s amazing how we could be so smart and so stupid simultaneously. We crawled on our bellies with lights on our hard hats and entered rooms that glistened with fluorite crystals. It was a lead mine, probably explains my decrease in IQ over the decades. The tunnels had old wood ore bins on tracks and columns and beams sagging from the weight of the rock. Total Indiana Jones thing going on there. It was epic. So much fun. We sold the stuff we collected at the Tucson gem and mineral shows. 🙂

            Those days it was like wink/wink, tsk, tsk. These days they’d probably throw us in Federal prison.

          • Octopus says:

            I have a recurring dream of being trapped in a collapsing cave, and would never enter one voluntarily, especially one that was old and sagging. Are you insane? 😯 😆

          • ISpeakJive says:

            I was invincible.

            Now even elevators make me a bit antsy….

            My nightmare/dream is always being trapped in the water under the ice and I can’t find the opening in the ice to get back out and there’s only 1/2 inch air between the water and the ice. Gahh.

      • Abu says:

        Because you’re Dumb, I am sooooo stealing the proton cruton line. Thanks.

  23. Octopus says:

    I love smart chicks who somehow manage to escape libturdism. Remember when Fatass proclaimed, “Fuck yeah, I’m a social justice warrior!” Ach. 😆

  24. Octopus says:

    Snitches get stitches. 😆

  25. I mean if we did find intelligent life from another star system would they get unfrozen caveman lawyer?

  26. But still animals are really cool and fun.

  27. And here’s a real singer and a real picker performing the old James Taylor chestnut. Taylor’s an old libtard but one can’t deny his great writing talent. These excellent performers elevate his nice song.

  28. LOL! It’s not in season but still funny as hell.

  29. kbdabear says:

    They’re still laughing at you Toot and they always will.

    The fat retarded kid is always the last to find out who the fool is

    • Octopus says:

      To me, and I hope to other rational adults, the idiots who troll the internet constantly looking to turn every forum and comment section into a race war or other race to the bottom, are only surpassed in their idiocy by people like Chunky who try to portray the pimply adolescents as some kind of bellwether of society. In real life, people are petrified of saying something that offends some self-appointed victim class. They lose jobs over such. Some people get back at society by mouthing off anonymously online. It’s a joke. Fatass is too stupid to get the joke.

      • Octopus says:

        Omg, listen to the fat fool! He thinks he’s an important voice, or something. Nobody gives a flying fuck what you have to say about anything, Chunky. Except us. Maybe Gus, out in the garage. Nobody else! 😆

        They chose to look the other way and ignore the beasts among them, and now they’re paying the price.
        3 hours ago
        If they expect my sympathy now, I hope they aren’t holding their breath.
        3 hours ago
        The same people now whining loudly about being attacked by antisemites and racists were absolutely vicious toward me for warning them.
        3 hours ago
        For years I’ve been sounding the alarm that these monsters were taking over the right, but they laughed at me.
        3 hours ago

  30. Octopus says:

    Monterey and Carmel By Da Sea were very scenic and cute little towns to visit today. On to San Francisco tomorrow, for a three-day visit with wife’s favorite cousin, and best friend from her youth. Lots of activities planned. No rest for the wicked.

    • Good for you. As much as I bash the Left coast it really is a great place to visit. I was there a few years ago and had a blast going to Muir woods, crossing the bridge while foggy, eating at excellent restaurants, of course Fisherman’s wharf and some good blues, beer and chow. And take your rental car down Lombard street. Who cares, it’s a rental! 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        California is beautiful to look at. Every state has its merits, though. Even Nebraska. So spacious! 😆

        • pineapple says:

          Putting the abundance of loony libtards aside, California has all the merits.

          I remember growing up California when it was a RED state, freeways were highways and being a CA native was unusual.

  31. Because olo says:

  32. Octopus says:

    I couldn’t help noticing, there’s a lot of spankability on this thread. And I’m fine with it.

  33. Because olo says:

  34. pineapple says:

    According to some dopey LGF poster by the name of Thanus you could fry an egg on the streets of MUM-BYE!!!!!!!!

    All kidding aside……. come on people get with the program… BILLIONS WILL DIE!!!11!!!11!!!!!

  35. pineapple says:

    Poor Toot, so butthurt that Shillary can’t close the deal.

    Keep going Bernie, rip the Democrat party in two, I love it!

    • Abu says:

      The picture of Hildabeast is older than Fuckface’s avatar.

      • rightymouse says:

        The clothes she wears are hiding something that she needs for medical reasons. That’s my hunch. She’s not well at all.

        • rightymouse says:

          Does she have acid reflux or something more serious? I opt for more serious.

          • Because olo says:

            She just wants to get to the finish line before she croaks. Not clear that’s going to happen.

  36. pineapple says:

    So now their music isn’t any good or something. Fuck you Toot, the world does not cater to you and your beliefs. You are a self important nobody… get it?

  37. rightymouse says:

    Remember Trigglypuff? This young guy rips her and her ilk new a-holes. Marvelous! We need more millennials like him!!! 🙂

  38. Octopus says:

    Wait…is this “our Kilgore Trout,” being all twitter-famous and shit?

    Also featured on Ace Of Spades.

    • rightymouse says:

      Sure sounds like him…

    • pineapple says:

      Could be but I doubt it. Kilgore Trout is a famous character in a few Kurt Vonnegut novels.

      • Octopus says:

        I think “our man” spelled it “Killgore,” too. Not sure if it was intentionally wrong.

        • Pakimon says:

          That’s how he and Obdicut got busted planting racist comments and playing concern troll a few years back over at Ace’s.

          Obdicut stupidly spelled Kilgore as Killgore when doing his concern troll routine which gave it away.

          I guess that fork in his ass punctured his brain. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        This account may be the Killgore who was once Fatso’s biggest fan-boy.

    • poteen2 says:

      Friend of mine was on his third mandatory sexual harassment seminar before he learned that ‘her-ass’ was one word. 🙂
      Education is wonderful.

  39. Octopus says:

    I saw two unusual things at the Monterey Aquarium this morning. First, there was a big fat “Comic Book Guy”-looking loser with a gray ponytail, getting all fussy with the photography in front of the biggest tank. I swear, it could have been Dear Fatass. I was going to take a pic of him and post it here, but I couldn’t get the wife’s Iphone away from her, as she was trying to text something “super-important” to my daughter at home. The guy was such an ostentatious asshole, getting in the way of everyone and being peevish when someone got in his way, it might as well have been McDumbth.

    Then, the real treat of the day: Penguins had sex right in the window, in front of everyone. It was quite something. When they dismounted, they both showed their engorged naughty-bits to the audience. Then the male tottered over to the wall and leaned against it, while his eyes closed in a classic post-coital snooze. About a minute later, the female went over and said something to him, to which he nodded sleepily.

    • pineapple says:

      There are some great restaurants on the wharf, I hope you got to try one.

      • Octopus says:

        We had lunch at a nice little joint in Carmel, before trucking up to San Francisco. Tomorrow morning, the cousin and her son are picking us up for a little tour of the city, and more food. We’re eating everything in sight. Sunday, to the redwood park. Probably eat some bark there. Some parts are edible, said the man.

  40. Pakimon says:

    Being the “poster child blimp” for everything idiotic and pathetic on the interweb is a good thing, right Chunkles?

    If your blog traffic and gofundme page are any indication, you’ll “go Gus” and be living rent free in someone’s garage in the not too distant future. 😆

  41. Because olo says:

    I think I’ve spotted Ludwig.

  42. Pakimon says:

    You just know Chunkles stole this from somewhere.

    His Cut n’ Paste-Fu is very strong! 😆

  43. Pakimon says:

    Chunky is displaying his SJW “cred” to show the Twitterverse that he’s hip and groovy.

    • Pakimon says:

      Unfortunately for The Chunkster, not everyone is buying his bullshit.

    • Pakimon says:

      Time for some early morning sniveling. 😆

      • Pakimon says:

        Sniveling so early in the morning?

        I predict a hilarious day of crankiness and peevishness from our favorite rotund ponytailed blogger. 😆

  44. rightymouse says:

    Uh. No. Conservatives just think YOU should PAY for for your OWN contraceptives. Idiot.

  45. Pakimon says:

    NBC is showing womens beach volleyball this afternoon!

    Pakimog got beer and sammiches ready! 😀

    • rightymouse says:

      For her sake, I hope the cameras stay far enough away so that they don’t pick up her stretch marks.

  46. Because olo says:

    … lol

  47. Because olo says: