Who is uglier, Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards or a certain Jazz guitarist?

We all know that Mr. Toot is very self conscious about his fading looks as he uses an avatar that is from at least 10 -15 years ago. However Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards is not ashamed  of the way he looks. The one with the best electric guitar and the best guitar wah pedal can’t look bad, he says.

The question though is who  is uglier – the craggy faced, former druggie, rocker who had a lot of sex, drugs, and rock & roll, or the pasty faced, corpulent, flatulent jazz guitarist who looks like the type of guy who you would not want to be around children?

I think that Mr. Toot is far more hideous.


Keith Richards


168 Comments on “Who is uglier, Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards or a certain Jazz guitarist?”

  1. Captain Death says:

    Oh Charles is by far the most hideous. At least Keith Richards is fun to listen to.

    • pineapple says:

      I think it’s funny how Keith has always looked like death warmed over but keeps on ticking.

      Fuckface is just creepy looking. Something is not quite right there.

  2. rightymouse says:

    Keith Richards has nice teeth.

  3. rightymouse says:

    Fatso needs to retire that hideous black top.

  4. Although I suspected it before, Ferrell is revealing that he’s really just a heartless cad. It turns out he plays and ass so well because he actually is one.


    I had already noticed that he can’t play anything other than a dimwit. If he wants to clearly join the SNL alumni commie activist club then I’m fully done with him.

  5. Chunky’s definitely more hideous.

  6. Anti-Muslim Extremist to Be Keynote Speaker at Central New York Police Expo lgf.bz/1XWsEOQ https://t.co/WdDHtpIsHI
    3 hours ago

    Right Chunky. If you hate mass murder you must be a racist. Just shut up you cowardly fat fuckwad traitor.

    “CAIR’s campaign essentially assumes law enforcement personnel are stupid,” Mauro wrote to Syracuse.com Thursday. “They obviously do not think highly of their intellect if they believe they are gullible and ignorant enough to be suckered into wild bigotry. Law enforcement are critical thinkers who don’t need CAIR to tell them what they should and should not hear.”

    He also said that local law enforcement is crucial in the fight against terrorism and that he strives to provide a balanced view in his presentations. He said he is “keenly aware” of the help that moderate Muslims can give in fighting against terrorist threats and that he has received information from Muslims about possible threats.

    Mauro’s keynote address Thursday will address topics including “The Global Threat of Islamic Extremism (ISIS, Al-Qaeda, Iran)” and “The Threat of Islamic Extremism in America/New York State.”

  7. I liked her in the Parent Trap decades ago. But now she’s just a nutcase old activist idiot protesting something she doesn’t understand. I guess the other idiots helped her dodge the shit.


    Still she’s got more guts than Chunky who talks big on Twitter but would never actually leave his house. You’re a real SJW Chunky.

    • Captain Death says:

      Emma Thompson was not in Patent Trap. That was Natasha Richardson. Emma Thompson is a big anti Israel activist .

  8. Quote of the Day: Former House Speaker John Boehner Calls Ted Cruz “Lucifer in the Flesh” lgf.bz/1WtEq4l https://t.co/utdsO8E31Z
    3 hours ago

    It’s not the quote of the day if it’s yesterday’s news idiot.

  9. Florida GOP Chairman: Clinton Will ‘Go Down Like Monica Lewinsky’ lgf.bz/1NYvRrz https://t.co/JH5Hh6fkOq
    3 hours ago

    LOL! Don’t you love it when liberals try to act like they have fine sensibilities and suddenly want candidates to be Presidential. Of course only when it servers them. If Shrillery called Donald Trump a New Jersey loudmouth with bad hair he’d be fine with that. Hey Fatso, a joke about the woman who actually did eat Preezyduncial cock and got his load on her dress behind your candidate’s back and in the actual White House at this point should not shock you. It happened. This is your fricking loser candidate. She’s a frumpy cuckolded criminal. Enjoy.

    • I would imagine Patti Davis’ letter got through even to the 50 year old child Ferrell.

      • Arachne says:

        Liberals have loved ones with Alzheimer’s as well as conservatives. They did not find this funny either and Ferrell was roundly told off all over the blogosphere yesterday.

        • It’s horrible. My FIL essentially died of it. He lived a long life to 90 but it’s not a fun way to go out. There’s a lot of frustration and fear. He was still playing organ at 86 and then suddenly couldn’t remember the name of the Cathedral he played at for 60 years. He just called it the big place after awhile. Then he couldn’t count change. Didn’t recognize me. Really didn’t know who my wife was but thankfully trusted her as a friendly face.

          • pineapple says:

            Lost my mom to dementia. It’s horrible. It was almost comforting when she passed.

          • rightymouse says:

            I understand it’s dreadful and how anyone could make fun of someone who suffered from it is pathetic. My heart goes out to you both and your families. 😦

    • Bunk X says:

      Dementia is a horrible progressive disease. That Hollywood cretins would think it worth making fun of is despicable.

      • Octopus says:

        Don’t let Ferrell slink away like it was just some offhand script he was being pitched, either. He was set to produce the foul idiotic thing, and it was a leftist-darling of a project. He was all-in, and ready to reap the libturded praise for bringing this political flaming bag of poo to America’s door. This script was well-known to all the lefty-mucky-mucks. So glad it was shot down. On to the next “retarded old idiot on a spree”-project, Will. You’ll kill it! 🙄

  10. Donate to help LGF fight the right! PayPal: paypal.me/LittleGreenFoo… GoFundMe: gofundme.com/green_footballs SquareCash: cash.me/$LGF
    56 minutes ago

    Pathetic. Remember “people are sick of hearing about those damn emails?” twitter.com/politico/statu… @politico @janeosanders @HillaryClinton
    41 minutes ago

    The context doesn’t make it any better. And she said this on Fox News. @TJReinhart @politico @janeosanders @HillaryClinton
    17 minutes ago

    OMG! After joking he doesn’t get any Clinton cash he then immediately tries to get some from her by Tweeting his begging bowl info. And then Tweeting in her defense against Jane Sanders who of course wants her to go to jail so Bernie can be the nominee.

  11. kbdabear says:

    Mets catcher Travis d’Arnaud marks 7 days to the Begging Bowl anniversary

  12. kbdabear says:

    8 days since the last donation with 7 days to go for the 1 year anniversary. $3610 after 51 weeks, not exactly a big war chest to fund his “battle the right wing”

  13. Hooboy. Wait’ll Chunky gets a load of this and the comments, many of which are truly ignorant and racist. Do people really believe Africans didn’t invent any technology? Or that they’re stupid and unimaginitve? But just because some white people are morons doesn’t excuse the boorish behavior of this black chap.


    Oh well, karma will win in the end. For one thing it’s going to dawn on him after posting this self-congratulatory crap on Facebook every single thing he orders from local white ran restaurants is going to have a big gob of snot in it 🙂 LOL! Dumbass!

  14. She’s still making weapon grade stupidity commentary.


    I assume she’s Jewish. She wanted to vote for Sanders who’s Jewish. At any rate I wouldn’t be the least surprised if Chunky Tweets this as a very sage observation.

  15. Octopus says:


    Cool story about Prince’s beastly performance at the Harrison tribute show. Watching the song again, it still kills. What a player.

    • rightymouse says:

      That was friggin’ AWESOME!!!! 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      Prince’s playing reminds me of Jimi Hendrix. Both of whom make Fatso look like child.

      • Octopus says:

        The difference between Chunky’s soulless noodling and Prince’s total musical mastery of the instrument is wider than the vast empty space between Dork Lord’s piggy ears.

        • rightymouse says:

          My jaw was on the table. I must confess that I never knew Prince was that good. Sent the link to my brother, a very good guitarist, for his take. He’s never mentioned Prince before.

  16. Someone should do a post about Chunk’s selective outrage which completely ignores violent bloody attacks on Donald Trump’s supporters. But if someone gets tripped or bumped at a Trump rally suddenly they’re some kind of sinister Aryan Gestapo Death movement.

  17. RT @davidmackau: Secret Service forced to take Trump through back entrance (and ditch) to enter CA hotel amid protests https://t.co/QBxXybC…
    1 hour ago

    Hey Chunky can you try to be more of a hypocritical dirt bag? You’re setting a record here.

  18. windbag says:

    One looks rough because he’s lived fast, hard, and dangerously. The other looks rough because he lives under a rock. Keith wins.

    • Octopus says:

      Keith has moved beyond ugly, and into a very graceful, weathered-as-hell old man look. He looks happy, as well he should. He lived a helluva life, and he’s still out there, playing music and getting high, and sleeping with women who could walk any runway. Chunky? Well, he’s an insane, morbidly-obese recluse, begging for pfennigs from strangers, and coming up empty. Looking like a blobfish. Smelling like f’artisan cheese.

  19. rightymouse says:

    Fatso retweeted this….

    • rightymouse says:

      He must not have seen the replies which are mostly like this one….

  20. rightymouse says:

    No you wouldn’t. You’d get hurt or worse.

    • Octopus says:

      He’d never pass the smell-test, and be let into any indoor venue. Outside, he’d be holding up a Cesar Chavez sign from the Seventies, and babbling about tawny kittens gamboling nakedly in his backyard.

  21. poteen2 says:

    Don’t quite concur.
    Richards is by far the ugliest living thing on the planet.
    Charlie is just another petty, pathetic, portly insignificant, purveyor of prevarication.

  22. Octopus says:

    Started watching the series, “Vinyl.” It’s the sleazy old record biz, in all its foul glory. So far. I don’t know where this thing is going, but it’s very entertaining, to this old rock junkie. The above number figured prominently in the early going, and I’ve been hearing it for several hours now.

  23. Pakimon says:

    It’s a warm and sunny morning in a Denver suburb and our gimpy legged hero is back skulking in the bushes by his former garage abode.

    Nursing the various bumps and contusions delivered by local law enforcement the night before, Gus is in a depressed funk.

    He sighs dejectedly and takes a pull off the gallon milk jug filled with the soothing elixir of Sterno and grape Kool-Aid.

    His luck has to change, doesn’t it?!

    Gus beseeches the heavens.

    • Pakimon says:

      And if on cue, the taut and tawny she-devil strolls out into the yard clad in a scanty bikini and carrying a beach lounge chair.

      She sets up the chair and stretches out upon it.

      Gus perks up immediately.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus gawks in lust and wonder, a string of drool hanging from the left side of his mouth.

      He must get a better look!

      Gus knows he must be careful. Previous experience has taught him that

    • Pakimon says:

      This time, Gus is going to formulate a plan before moving in.

      His pickled brain is whirling as he tries to focus on a workable course of action to engage in close up visual delight without getting an ass kicking or worse.

      As ideas click by like the numbers on the Wheel of Fortune wheel in his head, Gus’ brow is furrowed with concentration.

      The idea wheel slows and comes to a stop in Gus’ bruised cranium.

      The plan is settled and Gus steels his resolve.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus goes over the plan in his mind over and over so he doesn’t forget.

      It is simple yet elegant.

      If you get caught peeking and gawking,

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus knows he must be stealthy but it’s getting increasingly hard to concentrate.

      Thanks to the gallon of Sterno cocktail he just polished off, his brain is buzzing like there’s a million

      (Google Translation – “Flies in the house”)

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus steps out of the bushes and begins to creep in for a closer look at the taut and tawny wonder.

      He steps on a stick and the loud crack echoes through the yard!

      The she-devil lifts up her head and looks around as Gus freezes in his tracks, a sense of dread filling his soul.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus knows if he gets caught this time, the consequences might result in him never seeing the taut and tawny wonder that torments his very being ever again!

      Such a potential outcome makes Gus snivel to himself,

      (Google Translation – “My days without you. Only you”)

    • Pakimon says:

      The she-devil resumes her reclining position as Gus ponders this close call.

      He knows he’s playing with fire but the Sterno coursing through his veins squash any thoughts of caution.

      he giggles to himself and resumes creeping closer…

    • Pakimon says:

      As Gus inches closer to the lithe, taut and tawny delight reclining before him, he knows from experience that this course of action will end badly.

      Gus doesn’t care.

      As Gus inches closer to the sun dappled visage before him, he fails to notice a knowing smile form on the she-devils lips….

  24. Because olo says:

    This has something to do with Mr. Toot.

  25. irongrampa says:

    Tossup for ugly.

    But I want neither near my wife or daughters.

  26. Because olo says:

    I think Gus has been discovered.

  27. kbdabear says:

    Royals Gold Glove centerfielder Lorenzo Cain marks 6 days to the Begging Bowl anniversary

  28. swamprat says:


    No problem, I am sure. What is the worst that could happen? This is most likely a misunderstanding about some sort of video or something.

  29. Because olo says:


  30. swamprat says:

    4/30/2016 7:58:14 pm PDT


    re: #96 Brian J.

    “Bernie doesn’t care who gets a gun in Vermont. (There are no black people in Vermont.)”

    Bingo. And that applies to essentially every NRA member and Republican.

    And your evidence that the NRA and the GOP want to keep guns from black people is what, exactly? With the NRA it’s gonna be hard to answer, given that the plaintiff in the NRA supported McDonald vs Chicago case was black. And the NRA has supported a number of lawsuits filed by black people against restrictionist gun laws.

    Speaking of guns:


    Munford Act was racist, ergo gun control is racist.

    Just quit, Dark Falcon. They are looking up talking points and don’t care about truth.

  31. swamprat says:

    They don’t even care. They just repeat formulaic nonsense that won’t stand up to actual thought.

    Leave, Dark Falcon. They are dishonest.

  32. Octopus says:

    You probably jiggered-up the code, Dumbfatass. Editor-in-chief. 😆

  33. Octopus says:

    Luckily, the ditch-weed was there to catch your fall. Par-tay!

  34. rightymouse says:

    What a bunch of crap. Guess they never met Trigglypuff.

  35. Because olo says:


  36. Because olo says:

    Did somebody bunghole the threading?

  37. Octopus says:


  38. rightymouse says:

    I love this guy!!

  39. Because you're dumb says:

    This is all just delicious

  40. Because you're dumb says:

    Larry WIlmoe”s like a dude on the Commie Central Channel right?

  41. kbdabear says:

    Angels first baseman Albert Pujols tells Toot’s love crush that there’s 5 days until the Begging Bowl anniversary

  42. kbdabear says:

    Toot blocked him out of love for sticking Cheetos crumbs in his ears

  43. Because olo says:

    Meanwhile back at the twit…

  44. Octopus says:

    Back when I was in high school, one of our teachers caused a small issue when he declared that Russia would have defeated the Germans without the US and Allied help, eventually. Some students complained, some parents got involved, and the kerfuffle died down after a bit of sniping. I didn’t know much about WWII at the time, but it seemed ludicrous to me that the Germans could have been beaten without American assistance.

    Recently, I read “Stalin’s General,” about Georgy Zhukov, and I was shocked again by the horrors of that war on the Russian Front. It dwarfed anything the Germans were pulling in Europe, in terms of carnage and ferocity. The sheer numbers of dead soldiers and civilians are mind-boggling, as the Germans were intent on depopulating vast tracts of Russia, the Ukraine, and other “Slavic territories.”

    I found a good resource with a pithy comparison of the two major fronts of the war here: http://www.eisenhowerinstitute.org/about/living_history/wwii_soviet_experience.dot

    Without taking away from the heroism and sacrifices of America during that horrible global conflict, it’s important to consider the horrors visited upon Russia. Doesn’t make Stalin any less terrible, but I think that teacher of mine might have been right, in saying Russia would have vanquished Germany in due time. It’s good that communism didn’t have free reign over the West after the war…even though socialism is a rotten pestilence that refuses to go away, due to ignorance and sloth amongst too many “intellectuals.”

  45. Octopus says:


    Everything you think you know about Ty Cobb is bullshit. Another fable, spun by the long-dead fabulists of yore, and taken up as gospel by modern day race-warriors and general idiots.

    The Tigers of today are on a minor roll, and Cobb is ripe for a total historical reconsideration, given the real research of one man. I remember watching that ’90’s movie, and feeling very skeptical that the old guy was being treated fairly. Turns out, it was a lot of hogwash. So many assholes in Hollywood…

    • KGB says:

      I read the Leerhsen book a couple months ago. Don’t just take this article’s word for it, he really did his homework and decimates many of the apocryphal Cobb stories that formed the basis for branding him a violent racist. And on the baseball front, Cobb played the game with a ferocity that wasn’t unusual for his era. His contemporaries held him more in awe than fear and loathing.

      As an investor, the guy was amazingly lucky in where he lived, when he lived. He split his time between Georgia and Detroit just as Coke and GM were getting off the ground.

    • pineapple says:

      Mandolin in a hard core punk song. God I love(d) Soundgarden.

  46. kbdabear says:

    Pretend you don’t see him my heart
    Although he is coming our way
    Pretend you don’t need him my heart
    But smile and pretend to be gay…..

    • Octopus says:

      Power Glutes is going to blow Jeet Heer’s fragile eggshell mind. 😆

      Chunky will try desperately to engage teh Glutes, and be ignored ruthlessly. Much butthurt will result.

      • Octopus says:

        In case anyone is unclear on the whole “Power Glutes”-thing: http://www.villagevoice.com/news/the-real-andrew-sullivan-scandal-6415415

        It’s still amusing to me that hardcore libturds were furiously hissy about Sullivan not toeing the line on EVERY tenet of PC Gay Superiority Dogma, back in 2001. Fatass ranted for 8 years about Islamofascists, and fascist thought-police of the Left, and then he up and joined forces with them overnight in 2009. That’s what a crazy person will do. A big fat crazy Trigglypuff person. This is our morbidly obese hero. Hi, Chunky!

  47. Octopus says:

    Uh-oh! Here comes the firehose of donation dollars…don’t get buried, Chunky!

    You are going to be SO rich and famous. Don’t forget us, who knew ye when. 😆

  48. Octopus says:

    Btw, last summer I listened to the godawful Obama interview on the Marc Maron podcast, just for s & g’s. He used the nigga-word himself, did the Fotus. If he thinks it’s fine to use on a national podcast, even though he’s only half-black, then it’s fine for everyone. You too, Chunky! Go ahead, and bounce a few n-words off your 12 followers. 😆

  49. Bunk X says:

    She’s got three knees.

  50. Octopus says:

  51. kbdabear says:

    Royals left fielder Alex Gordon reminds us we’re into the home stretch with 4 days left to the Begging Bowl anniversary

  52. rightymouse says:

    Yeah. That’s why Larry Wilmore called Obama a ‘ni**a’ and people like Obama and Fatso Johnson thought it was funny.

    • OLT's Environmental Impact Study says:

      Troll account. No one that stupid can operate a computer.

      • Octopus says:

        I think it’s a real libturd, based on cursory review of the timeline. 😆

        • rightymouse says:

          Yep. One that has probably never worked in the real world, if it’s worked at all.

          • Arachne says:

            I always ask these GUNSENSE twits to please post a picture of the big “This House is a Gun Free Zone” sign that they have posted in front of their homes – because you can’t scream gun control and hide behind the anonymity of safety of the bad guys not knowing who has the firearm.

          • rightymouse says:

            Those that scream the loudest about gun control are the ones who come up with every excuse in the world NOT to put a “Gun Free Zone” sign in front of their house but DEMAND that schools, businesses, government offices, etc. have them.

      • rightymouse says:

        Tell that to Fatso Johnson.

    • Arachne says:

      #BecauseOfTwitter any psychopath with no brains and $5.00 can have 10,000 followers.

  53. Because olo says:

  54. Octopus says:


  55. dwells38 says:


  56. Bcuz says:

    The world

  57. Extreme Heat Will Make Parts of the Middle East and Africa Uninhabitable by 2050 lgf.bz/1rs1WU4 https://t.co/ngJQAeeELY
    1 hour ago

    Chunky makes the big prediction. Sure it will Chunky. But by then we’ll all be running from the Giant Carnivorous Squirrels.

  58. Octopus says:

    No shit, Sherlock. 😆

  59. Octopus says:

    “The Bell Curve,” again. And still he refuses to acknowledge your sorry existence. 😆

  60. Octopus says:

    The FBI is going to be saying the same thing, pretty soon. Isn’t that wild?

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Hillary be like: “Laundering, what with a washing machine?” Hahahahacacklecacklecackle. As she loads more cookies in the oven to lure children walking home thru the forest.

  61. They’re afraid it might get dry or something.

  62. @EyesOnTheRight He wrote long, windy essays defending it, but no, he never renounced his support.
    11 hours ago

    Gosh I missed Chunky’s scholarly refutation of all of those statistics and research from the Bell Curve.

    And where does Chunky fit on the Broke As a Joke Blogger/Internet Begger Curve?

    • ISpeakJive says:

      When the teacher told Chunky his IQ was 101, he was thrilled. I’m above average!!!! I’m part of the smart crowd. And the rest is history.