Mr. Toot and the Fuhrer – microscopic penis, penis, penis

Well maybe there is a good reason for Charles Johnson and his fascination with Nazis – small penises! We also know from Hitler’s Doctor Theodor Morrell that the Fuhrer suffered from massive flatulence as does Mr. Toot (hence his nickname). Perhaps Charles’s hatred of women comes from the fact that women find him to gauche (just like they found Hitler) as well as his small “member”.  Charles has been rejected by women over the decades because of his slovenliness, his temper tantrums, his attempts at domineering everyone around him, his malodorous aroma as well as his nauseating bad breath – does that sound familiar? The hygienic comparisons to the Fuhrer are eerie too. Charles – clean yourself up, use your Medicaid to visit a dermatologist and a urologist, take some Beano so you do not fart at inappropriate moments, get a hair cut and see if you can wash your clothes once in a while.

Hitler Biggest Secret Revealed; Had ‘Micropenis’ & One Testicle, Says Historians

News has become viral recently which revealed that Adolf Hitler had extremely small and malformed manhood as claimed by historians Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craigie.

According to the new book of Mayo and Craigie, “Hitler’s Last Day: Minute by Minute,” reading Hitler’s medical records revealed that the fearsome leader had a condition called penile hypospadias.

Hypospadias is a condition where the penis is abnormally small and the sufferer often has to urinate out of a hole at the base or underside of the shaft rather than the tip.

According to a description by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, people with the condition may “have problems with abnormal spraying of urine and might have to sit to urinate. In some boys with hypospadias, the testicle has not fully descended into the scrotum. If hypospadias is not treated it can lead to problems later in life, such as difficulty performing sexual intercourse or difficulty urinating while standing.”

The report comes just over a month since researchers at the University of Erlangen said they had found prison documents confirming that Hitler also had only one testicle as reported by The Guardian.

The documents surfaced at an auction in Bavaria in 2010 before swiftly being confiscated by the Bavarian government. They have only recently been properly studied by Professor Peter Fleischmann of Erlangen-Nuremberg University.

Notes are written by Dr Josef Steiner Brin, the medical officer at Landsberg prison, state “Adolf Hitler, artist, recently writer” was otherwise “healthy and strong”.

Mayo and Craigie write that Hitler’s personal doctor used to give him hormones, amphetamines and cocaine in an effort to help boost his sex drive.

Adolf Hitler, as leader of the Third Reich, orchestrated the death of some 6 million Jews and other victims whom he deemed “sub-humans” and socially undesirable. He killed himself by gunshot on April 30, 1945 in his bunker in Berlin.