Charles excited over Oregon situation

Every once in a while, a news item occurs that Charles likes to play up as vindicating his world view. Unlike some on the Right who feel our side is pristine and innocent, I acknowledge there is an nasty element that should not be catered to.

On Saturday, after a protest over a legitimate issue, radical militiamen took over a Federal building in an Oregon park. Unlike Charles, I will not make any excuses for these losers nor condone their acts. That said, this situation has brought joy to Mr. Toot’s heart.

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When the Left or Islamists commit acts of violence, or riot, Charles says nothing. But as soon as some crazies from the Right do something stupid, Charles toots his horn and literally celebrates. He is a dishonest man and an intellectual coward.



129 Comments on “Charles excited over Oregon situation”

  1. swamprat says:

    After the San Bernardino jihad followed by the muslim mosque self-arson, Charles could use a break.

  2. rightymouse says:

    There’s only one reason Muslims would do that and that’s to kill people. You would rejoice. Grow the eff up & smell the jihad, asshole.

  3. Pakimon says:

    Chunkles is hyperventilating.

    Breathing to that big empty Cheetos bag will do the trick.

    I haven’t read anywhere that the occupiers of that building were “heavily armed”.

    They just took a page from the classic moonbat “Protesting for Dummies” handbook. 😆

  4. poteen2 says:

    Hey Charlie. Forget about the Bundys. Read up on the Hammonds. A perfect example of govt overreach and social injustice. An opportunity for dissent and civil disobedience. Where’s your SJW consistancy? A family ranch for generations being put out of existence by a BLM bureaucracy.
    What if their name was Gonzales?
    You’re a punk, Chunk. Stay in your bunker. Stay hidden.

  5. Because olo says:

    Toot doesn’t get Oregon nuance. All he gets is SJW nuisance.

  6. Let me get this straight. BlackLivesMatter blocks off freeways used by thousands of people, and that’s okay. Occupy Wall Street takes over public parks for months at a time, and that’s okay. A handful of ranchers take over a vacant building in the middle of nowhere, and suddenly this is a national problem?

  7. Because olo says:

    Heheheheheh. He said “unhinged”.

  8. Because olo says:

    Another sector heard from.

  9. swamprat says:

    Somewhere a BLM official is cussing Harry Reid.

    And America slowly slips into Ayn Rand-ville.

    • swamprat says:

      In this version, John Galt is a presidential candidate- minus the hard work, inventiveness and industrial ability.

  10. Arachne says:

    Of course, Black Lives Matter taking over and terrorizing cities – that’s perfectly all right with Fat Ass.

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  12. Octopus says:

    This stupid demonstration will provide Fatass with material for days. 🙄

    I say, bring in those giant subwoofers that make mobs shit their pants, while blasting them with Chunky’s soulless noodling. They’ll be out by midnight. 😆

  13. ISpeakJive says:

    When I think of “Federal Building”, I think of the big building downtown that has the Federal courthouse and DOJ, etc.

    Visitor’s center in a bird sanctuary….

  14. Octopus says:

    Ace sent this over for ‘Mouse. Put some of that hot sauce on these eggs. Hot and saucy, for hubby.

  15. Octopus says:

    Somewhere in America… 😯

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  19. Because olo says:

    Ya sure, ya betcha, Goosy… 😆

  20. pineapple says:

    The US government has been hijacked by Obozo, it continues to slip away daily and people are pissed off. I can’t harbor any ill will for this militia who is standing up against a blatant injustice. I hope this heavy handed protest won’t get out of control.

  21. Octopus says:

    Oy. 🙄

    • rightymouse says:

      What the….?

      • Because olo says:

        That’s Toot trying to be Iowahawk and failing miserably.

        • Arachne says:

          He stole it from someone else. I saw it on Twitter this morning in reply to someone else. Fatty thinks if he waits a few hours and uses it himself, no one will notice. Which, as I recall, is pretty much his modus operandi

          Hey Fats – ever checked the follower count of your gaggle and those that reply? No one important gives a shit. Steal away.

    • SpaceAllah says:

      Fuck that fat fucking cocksucker! Feel free to delete this, but equating the South with the scum of the Earth is where I tell him to go get fucked, and it will probably take every penny in his begging bowl to find some cracked out whore desperate enough to do it. Fuck you, you fucking four flushing pile of blubber. You’re too much of a fucking pussy to venture out into the real world where if you pipe up with something like that, you wind up getting bitchslapped and curb stomped. Do the world a favor and stop the toxic flow of excrement flowing from the toothless orifice you call a mouth and go find a fucking JOB. You’re so fucking pathetic you want people to just give you things instead of working for them, like everyone else in America does. I got something for you, pal. A giant middle finger. Fuck you you slovenly, shiftless, morally bankrupt traitorous subhuman replica of Jabba the Hut. Normally I’d say that karma will even things out, but it already has: fat, stupid, friendless, divorced, jobless, penniless, and at your height in your life, purely mediocre and common in every conceivable way. Life has kicked you in the nuts for being so bad at it, yet you continue to plug away at being an even worse excuse for a human being than ever. It might be best for all of us if you never utter another word, and never leave your hovel again. You’re the definition of the world failure, and your life is terrible because of the bad decisions you have made and no one else. Stop projecting, grow up, and accept some fucking responsibility for once in your miserable existence.

  22. mrpaulrevere says:

    Space Allah +1

  23. mrpaulrevere says:

    I think it’s funnier than hell that he tweets @ people who are (rightly or wrongly) big media players like Dave Weigel and Eric Boehlert and they never respond. #nobodylikesme

  24. pineapple says:

    I have feeling that Trump, along with Slick Willy’s past sexual abuses will be Shillery’s undoing. It’s going to be a non-stop smack-down.

    And I’m gunna laf!!!!!!!

    • Octopus says:

      Ah, good ol’ Paula. Without her testimony, we would have no idea of the appearance of Slick L’il Willie. As her words described it:

      The most tantalising mystery in American politics, barring possibly the identity of Watergate’s “Deep Throat”, was revealed last month when the US press obtained copies of the affidavit in which Ms Jones details what she claims to be the President’s “distinguishing characteristics”. These, she is reported to have said, amount to three. His erect penis is about five inches long, has the circumference of a quarter (a shade less than a 2p coin) and heads off at an angle, presumably rather like a finger bent at the joint.


      • Because olo says:

        That’s a pretty pathetic penis penis penis lol. No wonder he’s such a creep. And Hilary prefers Huma.

        • Octopus says:

          I wonder if he’s still bangin’ the broads, though. I bet he is. There’s a whole class of moonbat-womyn who are ready to forgive Willie anything, and listen to his lies all night long, or at least until he finishes his sweaty grunting.

          • Because olo says:

            If I had a teeny weenie like that, I’d give it up. Or get some Ron Jeremy pills or something.

          • Octopus says:

            Also, they said “a shade less than a 2p coin.” 2p, or not 2p…that is a questionable p. 😆

          • Because olo says:

            If you’d studied Boolean algebra (like Mr. Toot), you’d know that the answer to “2p or not 2p” is “yes”.

        • poteen2 says:

          Whistle Dick Willie

  25. mrpaulrevere says:

    Regarding his definition of terrorism: “the use of violence and intimidation in the pursuit of political aims” I think I missed the part where that group in Oregon has used violence. I have a pet theory: He is so full of self loathing that he is deliberately trying to destroy whatever is left of his reputation.

  26. pineapple says:

    But that Donald Trump is a racist and a bigot for wanting to shut down Muslim immigration temporarily!

    “Sweden has introduced identity checks for travellers from Denmark in an attempt to reduce the number of migrants arriving in the country.”

    “All travellers wanting to cross the Oresund bridge by train or bus, or use ferry services, will be refused entry without the necessary documents.”

  27. Because olo says:

    “Mentions” again…

    • Octopus says:

      “Mentions” are what doctors call, “paranoid fantasies.” Nobody mentions Fatass, or follows him, or retweets him. He’s irrelephant.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Seriously. Dude if you have to mention your mentions you might want to look into getting some kind of real life.

  28. Because olo says:

    OMG. I’m impress.

  29. Because olo says:


  30. pineapple says:

    Fatso is feeling peevish tonight, he is being picked on for his dumb remarks as usual on Twitter.

    No “Fuck off” responses because they are lefties.

  31. pineapple says:

    I guess “Magical Balance Fairy” is alive and well with Fatso now. I remember when that term was frowned upon and mocked when used at LGF..

    • pineapple says:

      Something like that or whatever……. it’s late!

    • kbdabear says:

      What media is Toot watching?

      Two Outlets In One: CNN Runs Editorial Calling Oregon Park Takeover “Terrorism,” But Has Previously Run Positive Editorials on Occupy Wall Street

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Chunk has mastered the art of multi-stupid. Muslims murder. They don’t just terrorize an empty building. No one calls black Americans terrorists. Thugs maybe when they run around like hooligans and steal liquor and sporting equipment and pretend it’s protesting. When it’s just celebrating lawlessness.

      How can he get so much shit wrong with only 140 characters to work with.

    • Bunk X says:

  32. mrpaulrevere says:

    Whatever happened to his good buddies “Shoq” and Bob Cesca ? Yeah, they never interact with him any more either. Dude is too damn boring.

    • Octopus says:

      Yeah, that went nowhere. Like everything our porky Shit Midas touches.

      But we still dig ya, baby. You’re a groovy cat, you guitar-slingin’, ponytailed comic book store guy.

  33. Bunk X says:

    Not sure if that’s Gus, Charles or Kim Jong Un.

  34. Because olo says:

    He’s still beating the dead donkey. 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

    • Because olo says:

      That was in response to this:

      Jeezuz, Toot! How many limbs can a fat man climb out on?

      • Because olo says:

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        • OLT's Five Ways That Ain't Stalker Charles says:

          The stupidity and purposeful ignorance and bigotry of your fellow travelers starting to burn a bit, Gus?

        • Because olo says:

          Let me know, too. I’ll grab my gun and go down there and have some fun.

          This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun…

          • Octopus says:

            The idiocy of someone equating this modest civil protest with the terrorist-insanity infesting the world is beyond measure. The IQ charts don’t go that low, unless you’re into rock and tree-stump territory. Well, Chunky…you’ve found your level. Now dig!

  35. Because olo says:

    Oh, and Toot. Speaking of occupying federal offices.

    That’s terrorism, innit, Toot? Huh? Innit?

  36. Because olo says:

    Hey Toot. Here’s an idea. You’ll make millions.

  37. Because you're dumb says:

    The Top 10 Contributors’ LGF Pages of 2015
    2 hours ago
    The Top 10 LGF Articles of 2015
    2 hours ago

    God what idiocy. I think he’s trying to recapture the old glory days again. The idea of The Top 10 anything at that moronic dump of recycled libtard drivel is comical as he spends all day on Twitter and has watched the volume to LGF completely dry up since his 180 conversion.

    • Octopus says:

      “Top Ten Doctoral Theses Submitted By Schizophrenic Muslim Converts”

      …yeah, that’s going to stir up a lot of interest in the swamp, Chunky. Tweet it out lots of times today. Prolly go viral. 😆

  38. Because you're dumb says:

    @mvdwege Maybe you should read a few more of my tweets before lecturing me on this.
    21 minutes ago

    Hey Chunky, maybe you will get less lecturing if you stop Tweeting moronic hyperbolic memes that are clearly untrue and completely fabricated lies. Such as that American conservatives are just like the cruel terrorist army ISIS.

  39. Because you're dumb says:

    To contrast, in 2015 Chunky McJohnsuck made a big shiny button for begging and insulted a bunch of people on Twitter.

    The Drudge Report Report: How Drudge Influenced 2015
    Vocativ data analysis documents the substantial and continuing influence of The Drudge Report

    “[Matt] Drudge basically tells the conservative base, but also the American media, ‘Hey, this is what’s important. This is newsy. This matters,’” CNN’s senior reporter for media and politics, Dylan Byers, told Vocativ.

    More than that, Drudge has helped shape the current media landscape. “He has a pretty keen sense of certain kinds of stories and how to make them pop,” said NPR media correspondent David Folkenflik. “He became one of these new generation gatekeepers for what defined a story, particularly on the conservative side of the ledger. He was one of those people who could look down into a story and say ‘you know, that thing in the 17th paragraph is really most interesting.’ A lot of people took their cues from him.”

    Drudge’s influence extends far beyond Yahoo News.
    Drudge itself attracts 2 million unique visitors per day, driving more than 600 million pageviews per month, according to Quantcast, but because it’s a page of links, a large chunk of those users go straight on through to his top recommendations. Drudge sent 62 million readers to CBS Local sites between January and July (that’s like directing the entire population of Italy to one website) and 64 million visitors to CNN, according to data from SimilarWeb. Drudge was the number one traffic referrer to The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Fox News and a host of other outlets, outside of social media and search referrals. Drudge also accounted for 52 percent of all referral traffic to the Associated Press last year, according to a report from SimilarWeb (caveat: that report was produced in partnership with Intermarkets, Drudge’s longtime ad agency, and SimilarWeb only uses a sample of traffic, albeit sizeable).

  40. Because you're dumb says:

    Flash is an unkillable creature from hell, staggering across a blighted landscape of pure software horror. @AndrewChalland
    10 minutes ago
    Hilarious! Less than a minute after I tweeted this, here’s a popup saying there’s YET ANOTHER Flash Player update.
    13 minutes ago
    Sounds great! If they need a good test case for rotten software, they could start with Adobe Flash Player.…
    16 minutes ago

    Adobe Flash feels Chunk’s terrible wrath.

  41. pineapple says:

    Or….. “The Brainwashing of Americans who don’t agree with my lefty progressive views.”

    He promoted this stupidity to the LGF front page…… content is getting thin.

  42. Because you're dumb says:

    I just saw this.

    The Tweet from Fisher is so impossibly stupid I’m surprised Fatso hasn’t retweeted it 5 times.

  43. Octopus says:

    Y’all still not funny, Fatass. Fire your writer. 😆

  44. Because olo says:

    Translation: DB won’t let me write shit for them.

  45. Because olo says:

    Toot’s got a new word. Probably read it here.

    • Because olo says:

      Either that, or he just watched the Bigus Dickus video.

    • Minnow says:

      People who use “big words” that few people will recognize are showing off their insecurities. Who is Barry trying to impress anyway?

      Barry never got the memo on “universal appeal” regarding the “written word”.

      He is busy looking at himself in the mirror while “crafting” these “cutting edge” “pieces”


      Risible indeed.

      • Because you're dumb says:

        “People who use “big words” that few people will recognize are showing off their insecurities. ”

        Yes Chunky’s in this milyo.

      • Because olo says:

        Oh, poppycock. We’re showing off the size of our YOOOOOOGE verbal dicks. Do you have a de minimus dickimus?

  46. Minnow says:

    Barry, your arrogance and ignorance are, as usual, on full display today.

    You are a fat, uneducated loud mouth whose general awareness of self is an embarrassment to all. Further, you are stupid, obnoxious and unoriginal and everyone knows you cannot form a coherent thought – let alone write one.

    It sucks to be you.


    You moron.

  47. Because you're dumb says:

    @stevesilberman He’s built a cult of personality around being an obnoxious bigoted narcissistic blowhard.
    11 minutes ago

    Um Chunky…you just described yourself. You’re such an ass you would probably do mean things to Katy Perry. Like steal her pink martini and make her cry. How COULD YOU!?

  48. ISTE Happy says:

    Breaking news on Drudge!

    Legend of the Genital-Eating Fish…

    Now imagine genetically modifying the fish to have no teeth. Then it can’t chew it just sucks What an awesome fish! You could swim with it for hours in The bathtub then afterwards smack it on the head and deep fat fry it.

    What a great advance in genetics.

    Until you get into the details…

    Electric rabbit looks like a better option….

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Chunk’s penis would be protected by his massive pannus. No fish could get through that.

  49. swamprat says:

    Colin Campbell Verified account

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    Heroin comes in packs now? Who knew? @BKcolin

    — Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 5, 2016


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    Nov 16, 2005 – a ‘pack’ is usally .1g or .25g. normally only found on the streets …. impossible to measure as pure heroin is so potent a single pack has so little …


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