Fact Check: The Eternal Avatar

Since it appears that CJ is going to hang on to this stern-looking, arms-crossed, monochrome image of himself indefinitely, and since the question of its age and origin pop up from time to time, the BRC decided to take a few minutes and do a little digging. So if anyone was ever curious, here you go…

First, for our visitors, here’s the image in question:


He must really be fond of this picture (go ahead and speculate as to why), as it has graced his avi spot in his twitter, facebook, and LGF profiles for as long as most can remember. We’ll get to just how long in a moment, but we’ll start with the question of where the picture was taken, since that turned out to be kinda easy…

A clue lies in the image itself. In the brick wall background you can see text etched into it. Look closer, and you see that it appears to be a quote from Cesar Chavez. With a little Google-fu, one finds:

“Quotation Courtyard (1995) by Barbara McCarren

“Quotation Courtyard (1995) by Barbara McCarren

“Quotation Courtyard”

Description: inscribed limestone panels mounted on 4 freestanding brick walls
Location: City Hall Courtyard, 9770 Culver Boulevard, Culver City


Quotation Courtyard comprises four free-standing walls that are constructed from the bricks of the former City Hall that was erected on the site in 1928. Each side of the four walls contains a limestone panel etched with a quotation. The quotations represent a culturally diverse group of historical and civil rights leaders, including Cesar Chavez, Albert Einstein, Coretta Scott King, and Mahatma Gandhi.

Yep, safe to say that’s the place. Now on to the when

For that we can use a reverse image search, and when you scan through that stuff, you’ll discover a few interesting bits.

When giving a quick glance at the list, a first impression is that the image serves as CJ’s one official “head shot“, as it appears on a good variety of sites and pages over the years where he is the subject. Did he request that some of these sites use this pic specifically? Probably.

Anyway, digging into the older links (and with a little help from the Wayback Machine), the avi shows up on an old Pajamas Media “about” page the Archive cached in May 2008.

It also shows up in an old Forbes(!?) article from January 2007: The Web Celeb 25. He’s #20!

But the oldest timestamped appearance of that image goes back to November 21, 2006, when someone uploaded it to Powerbase.

Thus, the pic was taken sometime before then. Perhaps some more digging could reveal an older usage (or even the actual date), so if any of you want to try different methods, by all means give it a go. In any case, it’s pretty old (certainly by headshot standards, as it would easily fail the “That’s you?!?” test).

With that context added, I suppose we could move on to the fun of speculation, and talk about just what CJ might have been doing at Culver City Hall back then, and why he looked so, I dunno…angry?

Are there any clues on LGF? Welp, fire up The World’s Greatest Blog Search Engine™, and we do find an old comment specifically about Culver City Hall (note the timestamp):

Charles 2006-06-26 08:53:24
OK — I spoke with a friend who has extensive building experience in Culver City and he said, “No way.” But when I pointed out that the mosque is funded by Saudi Arabia, he said, “Hmm.”

Any permits would be on file at the Culver City Hall.

“Hmm” indeed.

That comment appears in LGF thread #21224:


Ahaa!!! THAT mosque!

Could this be it? Did Johnson hop on down to city hall and start digging into building permits? While there, did he stop for a nice promo shot?

Only he knows. He looked very concerned about…something, however.

But as far as a follow up to the mosque tunnel story goes, the Freepers seemed convinced that it was there, but I couldn’t find anything on LGF. Tunnel or no tunnel?

210 Comments on “Fact Check: The Eternal Avatar”

  1. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Now you must figure out who took the picture. I don’t see a selfie stick anywhere in the shot.

    I know who took it, do you?

  2. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Okay, so who took the pic? He could have set the timer on his camera, so he could strike the pose. Knowing what an egotistical doofus he is, it would probably take a couple of dozen tries. Somewhere, there are pics of him blinking, falling, smiling gruesomely as a come-on to Pam, and so forth. 😆

    • Because yooge olo (•Y•) says:

      Don’t forget how the old school cameras work. You mount them on a tripod, hit timed shutter, and then run in front of the camera and say “prunes”.

      Splains everything doesn’t it?

    • If it was an LGFer, and I had one guess….


      • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        I would say no to Zombie, for the simple reason that if Chunky knew who he/she was, he’d have outed this person like he did everyone else at the time of his mental breakdown.

      • Because yooge olo (•Y•) says:

        Correct. Zombie wasn’t stupid enough to reveal xiself to Toot.

      • rightymouse says:

        IIRC, Fatso knows who Zombie is. I believe he/she is another one that Fatso squawked about making ‘famous’. Need to get ready for work. Will try & find his comments about this later, unless someone beats me to it. 🙂

      • Arachne says:

        IIRC Porky actually paid for zombie’s travel expenses to attend some event (the Democrat Convention in 2008?) It may be that he sent cash or used PayPal

      • Bunk X says:

        Zombie’s in the Bay Area, and even in his/her heyday at LGF kept a low profile. If Charles had any info beyonce that, he would have posted it long ago.

  3. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    I would also like to advise Shawn Colvin to be very careful, as he has a full-on obsession with her this week. His crushes haven’t worked out well in the past.

  4. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:


  5. Voltaire's Crack says:

    What year was color film invented?

  6. Arachne says:

    I always thought it was a still or something from the documentary “Blog Wars.” I seem to recall him being interviewed in an exterior setting and looking something like this.

    Just looked up Blog Wars on IMDB. Year was 2006. Coincidence?

    • Yep, he is interviewed in that courtyard, although wearing a different hat.

      • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        That was a few years before he read the book, “Blog-Self-Destruction For Complete Idiots.”

      • Arachne says:

        Just for fun I read the Public reviews of the movie – there were three. All mention Michelle Malkin, Christopher Hitchens, Andrew Sullivan, and Markos Moulitsas.

        Not ONE mentions Charles Johnson, even though Rathergate is mentioned and featured prominently.

  7. pineapple says:

    Yea they had to talk over her, she was babbling on and on not answering the questions asked.

    Bitch made a fool of herself. She wasn’t prepared. It was embarrassing to say the least.

  8. pineapple says:

    Looks like you can stand with PP get your Twitter avatar colored in “abortion red”.

    • livefreeor die says:

      But if you have a rainbow avatar and you change it, doesn’t that make you homophobic?
      Such a quandry.

      • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        Chunky didn’t go rainbow when that was the thing, which proves he hates homos. Or fears being one.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Ewww That IS about the color of the that kicking fetus on the tray. Gahhh.

    • Arachne says:

      Uh idiot? That was announced yesterday to be done today. You were supposed to wear pink to support the baby butchers all day TODAY. NOT at 5:00 pm. We all wore black instead to support defunding.

      And still waiting for you to point out the deceptive editing, with SPECIFICITY, you dishonest piece of shit.

    • Bunk X says:

  9. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Drunk Life™

    • pineapple says:

      You go Goos! Let your racisis flag fly!

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Thought that didn’t sound right.
      No, it’s half of discretionary spending, which is about 1/3 of total, so about 18% of all Fed spending. Derp!

      • Because yooge olo (•Y•) says:

        Hey. That means Goose is qualified for a job. He’s perfect for climate statistician.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Where, do you suppose, she might imagine a SAFE place would be to post a picture like that???

      • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        A maximum security prison? A kiddie daycare center? The Oberlin College library, in the Womyn’s Studies section?

      • Because you're dumb says:

        Her father paints vagina pictures so….do the math.

      • Arachne says:

        Perhaps Porky can pen her a sympathy letter. Maybe she’ll drive out to Culver City to make his dreams come true.

        However, someone alert the Seismology Department at UCLA in case the Heifer and the Heffalump go running toward each other in a field.

    • Because yooge olo (•Y•) says:

      How old is she? I’ve seen some 60-yo women who look better than that.

  10. Arachne says:

    By the way Planned Parenthood, where’s that lawsuit you keep screeching you’re gonna file?

    • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      It got assidentally thrown into the dumpster, along with a bunch of dead babies missing organs, heads and limbs. Maybe Gus can find it.

  11. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Racist and homophobic. Good work!

  12. Bunk X says:

    • Arachne says:

      One has to marvel at the insane analogies offered by people like Antonio – who has over 190K tweets, follows over 1000K people and has amassed a grand total of 763 people who don’t want to miss his pronouncements.

      That’s right, idiot. An inflamed gland = baby.

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  14. OLT's Bucking For Plantation Overseer, Gus? says:

    Are most Argentines as racist as you, Gus?

    I mean, telling black people what they OUGHT to think, otherwise they’re not really black.

    That’s pretty damned racist, coming from a lily-white guy like you.

  15. Zeus Crankypants says:

    So I’m going to Israel on Saturday. Anything to see there?

    • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      The Holocaust Museum. Also, beware of this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerusalem_syndrome

      Jerusalem syndrome is a group of mental phenomena involving the presence of either religiously themed obsessive ideas, delusions or other psychosis-like experiences that are triggered by a visit to the city of Jerusalem. It is not endemic to one single religion or denomination but has affected Jews, Christians and Muslims of many different backgrounds.

      The best known, although not the most prevalent, manifestation of Jerusalem syndrome is the phenomenon whereby a person who seems previously balanced and devoid of any signs of psychopathology becomes psychotic after arriving in Jerusalem. The psychosis is characterised by an intense religious theme and typically resolves to full recovery after a few weeks or after being removed from the area. The religious focus of Jerusalem syndrome distinguishes it from other phenomena, such as Stendhal syndrome in Florence or Paris syndrome for Japanese tourists.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      I’m sure you’ll stay busy.

      Stay away from Palestinian restaurants. Or take some Cipro widya. All I’m sayin’.

      • Because yooge olo (•Y•) says:

        It actually depends. The Arabs in Nazareth are mostly Christian, and their grub is pretty good, and generally, so it their attitude. You want to go there on Saturday, when everything else is closed.

    • Captain Death says:

      Good grief there is so much to see there you are only going to skim the surface. Are you going on your own or on a tour? If going on your own – minimum of one day to do Old Jerusalem (Western Wall, Holy Sepulcher, Via Dolorosa, Room of the Last Supper, King David’s Tomb, the Davidson Archaeology Park, the Jewish Quarter, Christian Quarter,etc.), another day to do West Jerusalem (Yad Vashem, Isreal Museum, Mt. Herzl). A trip to Masada (take the cable car to the top), The Dead Sea, Galilee – Nazareth, Safad, Beit Shean, Golan Heights. Haifa – photo of the Bahai Temple, Caesarea, Tel Aviv (and visit Old Jaffa next door)).

      • Because yooge olo (•Y•) says:

        And if you have wheels, Rosh Hanikra. Amazing place.

      • Because yooge olo (•Y•) says:

        And let me second the Haifa Baha’i garden. One of the most amazing things you’ll ever see anywhere in the world. Pictures don’t do it justice.

      • Captain Death says:

        Skip Bethlehem – it is safe but controlled by the Palestinians and it is depressing. They swarm you at the souvenir stores as well. I did not go but my co-travelers did and they were disappointed but as devout Christians they felt they were obligated to visit the Church of the Nativity.

  16. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Lookin’ like Papa Smurf, nowadays:

  17. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    This is how you can continue to report lies, with a clear conscience: http://www.jammiewf.com/2015/gutless-washington-post-hack-refuses-to-watch-planned-parenthood-snuff-videos-still-defends-them-anyway/

    Just keep saying the videos don’t show what they clearly do show, Chunky. That’s the Media Matters line, and the WaPo for that matter. Oh, and Chunky? You’re fat.

    • Actually, that’s the entire mindset of the illiberal Leftoid universe. Deny, obfuscate, lie, and when cornered, yell “Raaaaaaaaacist”, “Misogynist!”, etc., etc., etc.
      /Yul Bryinner a.k.a King of Siam

      • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        Very true, Bassman. I’m reading Milo’s book on SJW’s, and he’s got them nailed, in a very concise dissertation: http://www.amazon.com/SJWs-Always-Lie-Taking-Thought-ebook/dp/B014GMBUR4

        The same topic has been covered in more detail elsewhere, but this book is probably the most topical. The SJW’s are just applying Alinsky-esque rules, but their pernicious use of antisocial media, linked to the self-identified Liberal MSM, makes their vicious attacks even more effective.

      • Arachne says:

        I’m sure Porky’s still holding out that the FBI analysis of that audio taken when Michael Brown was shot will finally prove that “Hands UP Don’t SHOOT” narrative. It’s been what – almost a year? Because he pissed his pants when the news of the audio was announced by his TV boyfriend Anderson Cooper.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Just downloaded it. Wow- Chunky couldn’t be a more stereotypical SJW. Fuck yeah!

        Did you see all the parody books crop up like “SJW’s Never Lie”, “John Scalzi is Not a Rapist” Too funny.

    • pineapple says:

      They can’t keep saying that the videos are bogus anymore.

      Two different forensic studies have shown that they are unaltered. The only editing was bathroom breaks and long pauses like waiting.

      Now they are just lying…. when someone says “heavily edited” remember folks, they are lying, pure and simple.


      • All that “heavily edited” non-sense is just wishful thinking on their part. They must believe these things are not as they are — it causes too much cognitive dissonance.

    • Octo, the only people who don’t know or believe the Democrats and Leftoids are pathological liars are the Dim Leftoids themselves:

      ” … Democrat Developments in 2012; the Pinocchio Scale

      Most of the comment here on the 2012 election and the behavior of the Democrats is in regard to the Republicans and their own behavior. However, there was one incident that all by itself may be taken as characteristic of the Democratic Party, its mentality, and its conduct.

      Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz [] was and is the Chair of the Democratic National Committee. At a “training session at the Democratic National Convention to instruct Jewish Democrats” in 2012, she said that she had been told by Israeli Ambassador Michael Oren that “what the Republicans are doing is dangerous for Israel” and very troubling to the Israeli government.

      When this became public, Oren released a statment saying, “I categorically deny that I ever characterized Republican policies as harmful to Israel.” Wasserman Schultz then responded that she had said nothing of the sort and was “deliberately” misquoted by a “Republican newspaper.” Unfortuately for Wasserman Schultz, the reporter of the story, Washington Examiner columnist Philip Klein, had her statements on audio tape. He had not misquoted her, and she had said exactly what she had been reported as saying. “

  18. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:


    The Left’s “Cool Pope” met with Kim Davis and told her to “stay strong.” Hmm. Chunky know about this? He should be attacking the Pope viciously right now, with much bad craziness. 😆

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Next up for Kim:

      Drastic weight loss, botox and a beauty make-over!! Maybe a reality show in the works.

      • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        If we could dig up a gay relative to provide some dramatic conflict, I think we’d have a winner. Shouldn’t be too difficult. Every family has them.

      • OLT's Bucking For Plantation Overseer, Gus? says:

        Ours is in prison in another state for rape.

        It seems that if you are 20 and want to have teh ghey sechs with a young runaway you have been entrusted to “counsel”, you need to check their fake ID so that you KNOW they’re actually over 18 like they said (rather than actually 16 so their parents call the law on you), even if the parents of said young person threw him outta the house for misbehavior such that he was living on the streets.

        Come to think of it, this would probably apply to teh hetero sechs, too. Watch where you put your Willy, as Grandpa used to say when Grandma was well out of earshot.

        It’s a sad story, but we all know that Republicans are to blame for it. Not the actual, you know, ill-advised actions that were taken.

      • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        Gay or straight, the law don’t lie.

    • Because yooge olo (•Y•) says:

      The pope’s a scientist with a master’s in chemical engineering, right Toot? 😆

    • pineapple says:

      Fatso and his lap dogs have major egg on their face. Just when they thought they had a new hero in the Pope…. BOOM!

      Fatso is in full backpedal mode and will be all day I think.

    • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      Put another massive FAIL in the books for Chunky, on the Pope-Davis meeting.

      The streak is still intact! The butthurt is stinging like a hot tub full of jellyfish. Ouch! 😆

      t really shouldn’t come as a surprise that the Catholic Church still supports a deeply regressive social agenda.
      2 hours ago
      A lot of folks were unhappy with me for saying I thought the story sounded true; but I guess I was right.
      3 hours ago
      UPDATE: Vatican Spokesman Confirms Pope Francis Met With Anti-Gay Clerk Kim Davis lgf.bz/1O6WXB3
      3 hours ago
      There it is, folks – the Vatican has confirmed that Pope Francis *did* meet with Kim Davis. nytimes.com/2015/09/30/us/…
      3 hours ago
      @kettlekat But she’s an anti-gay wingnut star now – they’ll grant her special dispensation.
      12 hours ago
      Kim Davis’s Religious Right Attorneys Say She Met Secretly with Pope Francis lgf.bz/1O6WXB3
      12 hours ago
      I don’t believe or disbelieve at this point, but I think it’s quite possible. We’ll find out soon enough. @dogstar7tweets @SusannaMatte
      13 hours ago
      Well – faking a photo of Kim Davis with the Pope would be really stupid. The lie would be exposed instantly. @paganforge @lauriegnyt
      13 hours ago

  19. Arachne says:

    Uh oh….what were you saying about deceptive editing again, there, Porky? Link: http://www.lifenews.com/2015/09/29/forensic-analysis-of-videos-exposing-planned-parenthood-finds-no-evidence-of-manipulation/

    Now, a legal group Alliance Defending Freedom has obtained the services of cybersecurity and forensic analysis company Coalfire Systems to examine each of the 10 videos CMP released to determine if they were manipulated in any way. According to a news report, the extensive report finds answer is no and the only edits in the videos consisted of bathroom breaks and time eating meals.

    “This conclusion is supported by the consistency of the video file date and time stamps, the video timecode, as well as the folder and file naming scheme,” the report states. “The uniformity between the footage from Investigator 1’s camera and Investigator 2’s camera also support the evidence that the video recordings are authentic.” The report also confirms that “edits made to the Full Footage videos [for the shorter YouTube videos] were applied to eliminate non-pertinent footage, such as restroom breaks, meals, and other similar periods lacking pertinent conversation.”

    By the way, Senor Shitstain – Coalfire Systems is an INDEPENDENT agency rather than a Democrat policy promoter.

  20. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    PP spokestool gets schooled hard. I love the mammogram part, which is one of PP’s more egregious lies.

    • Arachne says:

      Did that twit say that 93% of the services PP provides are NOT abortion related?
      That disgusting overpaid murder madam admitted before Congress that 86% of their revenue comes from ABORTION.

      • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        Lying about what they do seems to be the main thrust of PP’s public relations efforts. They kill human babies by the millions. Don’t sugarcoat it, honey. 😈

      • Arachne says:

        And they were caught on one video saying how they have to “word” the “purchase” so that they don’t appear to be violating the law. If they weren’t violating the law, there would be no need to be deceptive in the purchase order. (God it makes me gag just to type that.)

    • Because yooge olo (•Y•) says:

      Spokes tool, or spoke stool?

  21. Daedalus says:

    Great post Chen, glad to see you come back!

  22. rightymouse says:

    In looking through Wingularity, did Fatso ‘out’ Zombie as a guy?

    Charles 2010-03-05 13:47:58

    And one more note — Zombie’s sock puppet account was used extensively to give himself praise at LGF, by posing as someone else. When I say “dishonest creep,” I have very good reasons for it.

    • Because yooge olo (•Y•) says:

      Toot’s not using the politically correct pronouns like xi. Bad SJW!

    • Arachne says:

      It’s a bullshit post anyway. If there was one thing zombie never had to do, was heap praise on her/himself. We were happy to do it. It’s just another Porky maneuver to make those that are his betters look bad.

      • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        I know from personal experience he takes great delight in lying about banned posters who can’t defend themselves on the now-dead blog. I’m sure he’s lying about Zombie, whose work spoke for itself. Who is still doing fine work, while Fatass is relegated to rancid obscurity.

      • Because yooge olo (•Y•) says:

        Or more likely, his “correlator tool” is babbling incoherently as usual. If Toot says is’s Zombie, you can take to the bank that it isn’t. It’s become evident from some recent tweets that he doesn’t have a clue about how TCP/IP works.

      • Arachne says:

        ….but he’ll always have Mouse-ka-MANIA!

      • Because yooge olo (•Y•) says:

        We’ll always have Mouse-ka-mania. We didn’t have, we, we lost it until you came to Culver City. We got it back last night.

        Here’s looking at you kid…

    • Because you're dumb says:

      And one more note — Zombie’s sock puppet account was used extensively to give me tons of interesting free content and way more traffic. And I sucked in all the credit like Big Man On Campus. Now I’m reduced to internet swindling and audio (because I’m hideously fat, ugly and old) poopcasts to try and drum up a few pennies and retirement looks bleak.

      – Chunkles McFartso Johnson

    • Bunk X says:

      Charles didn’t know who Zombie was or is. Zombie had a sock account [Chicken Kiev] that he/she used for cordial convo, as “Zombie” was a celebrity. Chicken Kiev could chat, Zombie could not.

      Charles used the sock account as an excuse to ban Zombie.

  23. rightymouse says:

    Fatso really has a finger on the pulse of the country, lolwut?

    Charles 2009-09-01 18:24:56

    re: #226 Van Helsing

    With 2010 campaign season approaching, I have a bad feeling that we’re going to find out and it is not going to be pretty.

    Prediction: the 2010 elections are going to be a massive rout for the GOP. Much worse than 2006.

  24. Arachne says:

    Last night my TACO Tuesday thread at the Mother Ship was “You Might be a Liberal IF” and there were wonderful responses – I should go to these people for material.

    Now, ISIS has opened a theme park for children (H/T to ZIP and the crew, via Yahoo News):


    In a series of photos, young revellers appear to enjoying a series of rides – including spinning teacups, a big wheel and a miniature train line.

    I think TACO Tuesday for next week? What Rides Would You Like to See at ISISWorld?

  25. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Fine article on, “The National Embarrassment That Is Bill Nye.”

    Chunky’s Scientific Hero! 😆

  26. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    I want a Thickburger…

  27. Prez - Loyal Order of Shitstains says:

    You must be really bored. I know I’m really bored. Can’t peak in neighbor’s Windows to watch TV. They all chipped in for a mobile security force.

  28. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:


  29. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Breitbart “News” has been viciously attacking Pope Francis for weeks, but suddenly today they love him lgf.bz/1O8r5fn
    16 minutes ago
    Suddenly Breitbart “News” Loves the Pope lgf.bz/1O8r5fn
    28 minutes ago

    Suddenly, Chunky hates the Pope! Suddenly, he was expecting “the worst” all along from the Catholic leader! 😆

    If only Fatass understood irony, and could see himself as others so clearly do.

    • Arachne says:

      Your jealousy of the Breitbart folks is palpable, Shitcan.
      Let’s see – (1) HUGELY successful site, with actual bureaus in places other than a toilet in Culver City; a weekly 3-hour time slot on Saturday and Sunday on Sirius/XM radio, for a total of six broadcast hours; your “podcast affiliate” is Bob and the Cesspool, which is downloaded and largely ignored.

      SMELL the BURN, Fatman.

      Also love that Andrew got more followers on Twitter after he DIED than you have now.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      He really is like a child.

  30. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Apparently, being duped by Climate Hysterics and promoting socialist economic policies isn’t enough to spare the Pope from libturds’ wrath. You have to buy into the FULL PROGRAM, or you are condemned to the Fatasswa Firing Squad.

    PSSSSST! Hey, Chunky…he’s also against abortion. And divorce. And contraception. Tell the others. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      BTW, where are all those Category 5 hurricanes that were going to be the “norm” after Katrina? As I recall, Goreacle and company were telling us that there was going to be at least 2 to 3 a year without fail.

      So where are they?

    • Because you're dumb says:

      What next? FOR law and order? So regressive.

  31. pineapple says:

    I wouldn’t call exposing Planned Parenthood for the murdering scum that they are a failure.

    I wouldn’t call exposing them for being a unneeded taxpayer expense a failure.

    Their brand will now be forever tainted and scrutinized.

    I wouldn’t call that a failure at all Fatso.

  32. Pakimon says:

    What would Gus do without Legos (besides tweet, drink Sterno and smoke ditch-weed)?

  33. rightymouse says:

    Yep. And Gowdy’s going to nail Hillary’s charade to her lying ass… 🙂

  34. rightymouse says:

    Back on topic…
    The avatar pic was taken with the intent to show Fatso as serious and pensive – to make him seem credible. Was it purposeful that it was done in front of the Chavez quotation? Perhaps. Depends on when it was taken. But the main consideration for his use of the pic as his avatar is that he’s scared to death of people dismissing him because he’s actually such an unattractive schlub.

    • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      Which brings us back to the notion that occurred to me awhile ago, regarding Chunky’s inability to provide a pic taken within the last decade. It just might be that he is so hideous now, he breaks any camera that tries to focus in on the horrid visage. I know that sounds silly, but I’ve heard of such things since I was a wee lad. Strange things there be, lurking in the dark recesses of sunny lands.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      I’m sure you’re right. He sees it as another remnant of his former glory days when people respected him and he wasn’t regarded as a hateful lying little turncoat pissant. It’s an attempt to somehow salvage a part of what was once a viable brand. That’s some sad shit because his constant lying how everyone changed or he was brainwashed pretty much toasted any hope for respectability or credibility. Using only an avatar which is a lie just makes it worse.

  35. Zeus Crankypants says:

    So I’m going to Israel on Saturday. Anything to see there?

  36. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:


    This episode of “sweat-shaming” was harrowing enough, and then I read in the comments about the cruel practice of “shit-shaming.” Where does it end? 😆

    I think it might end with a female marathon runner running herself so far into oblivion she shits herself on international TV, while wearing white shorts. I mean, I’ve seen that happen. For shame! 😡

  37. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    A Letter From A Real-Life Feminist: http://www.uptownsheep.com/uptown-girl—a-working-farm-wifes-blog/to-the-woman-riding-in-my-husbands-combine

    This is a real woman, not one of the horrible SJW-Nazis who are infesting the internet and ruining lives all over the place. It’s so refreshing.

  38. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Rock and roll soul, in such a young feller. It’s a beautiful thing.

  39. Zeus Crankypants says:

    I didn’t post that.

    Charles must have hacked into my account.

    I’m covering a Park County Planning Commissioners meeting on Saturday.

  40. ISpeakJive says:

    I think Zeus is getting Alzheimers.

    • Zeus Crankypants says:

      I not getting… what am I not getting?

      • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        Usually it’s just Gus rolling around on the floor in here, around midnight.

      • pineapple says:


      • Because yooge olo (•Y•) says:

        10 minutes ago
        No dummies.
        11 minutes ago
        These are know men.
        12 minutes ago
        No shit/
        14 minutes ago
        Because. Dip shit.
        15 minutes ago
        Vosotros sabes.
        22 minutes ago
        They’re all good people.
        23 minutes ago
        24 minutes ago
        RT @morgfair: Spending Bill Passes, Averting a Shutdown nyti.ms/1KL5ZzD
        25 minutes ago
        Now dig.
        25 minutes ago

  41. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Nothing beats the good ripe stench of an old Argentinian cowflop soused on canned heat and ditch-weed, out in the chilly garage, with just enough use of his thumbs left to tweet out the last salvos of merpt. Not even Chunky’s Theater Of The Absurd Racist Gibberish can compare.

    14 minutes ago
    No dummies.
    16 minutes ago
    These are know men.
    17 minutes ago
    No shit/
    18 minutes ago
    Because. Dip shit.
    19 minutes ago
    Vosotros sabes.
    27 minutes ago
    They’re all good people.
    28 minutes ago
    29 minutes ago
    RT @morgfair: Spending Bill Passes, Averting a Shutdown nyti.ms/1KL5ZzD
    29 minutes ago
    Now dig.
    30 minutes ago

  42. Because yooge olo (•Y•) says:

    Meanwhile in Peavyville…

    • kbdabear says:

      Toot once again with his High School Debate Team Skillzzz

      I have a strong hunch that Toot’s debate skills in high school were mainly what he wrote on the stalls in the boy’s room

      • kbdabear says:

        Did they have Block Buttons for your High School Debates, Toot?

      • Arachne says:

        What the hell? Where is he getting White supremacy from either of these guys? In fact one only asked about the videos and the other just chastised him – POLITELY – for acting like a child. I’ll defer to livefreeordie as a practitioner, but he is sounding more and more unstable these days. I’m wondering if there are real money or health issues. It would not surprise me in the least if this is leading up to a complete closing of the site.

      • Because olo says:

        Quite concur. Talking about the PP videos = white supremacy.

        Hey toot. Wanna talk about the racial statistics on aborted babies?

      • pineapple says:

        Wow when his lefty Twitter friends point out that he’s being an immature jerk, he responds by being an immature jerk.

        What a loser.

  43. Because olo olololololo hahahahah pfffffft snort teeheeheehee says:


    [pant, pant, pant]


    Get used to President Cruz, Toot.

    😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

    • Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      Chunky writing him off has instantly launched Cruz’s prospects into the rarefied air of the front-runners. I wish Chunky would declare my doom, so I would be assured a seat in first class for the rest of my life. 🙂

    • Arachne says:

      Yeah okay. It isn’t like he didn’t win election over the establishment candidate. So why isn’t Abortion Barbie governor of Texas?

  44. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:


    The absurdity and desperation of the Shrillary Campaign is becoming difficult to watch. 😆 😯

  45. Octopus ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    As nutty and weird as Gus’s timeline gets every night, Chunky’s just as wacky, in his own sweaty, fumbling way. A torrent of race-baiting, followed by a plaintive Colvin cover-tune. Followed by five breathless announcements of the most mundane idiocy, such as the Aussies blocking the pro-life guy today — Chunky thinks this proves the guy is a danger to baby-snippers everywhere! It’s just a Theme Park Of Teh Stooped, every day, and into the night. And nobody cares! He gets no retweets, no jingling in his begging bowl. Nothing except our sincere appreciation of a job very poorly and amusingly done. 😆

  46. Lesterdmaddux says:

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    • Arachne says:

      Hi Lester. Your twin who can’t write English was here yesterday. Could you find a cousin who writes with some degree of coherence to visit tonight. Oh and the red pen no likely your linky. Says thanks for breakfast.