Master debater shows off his skills!
Posted: September 20, 2015 | Author: Daedalus | Filed under: Andrew Breitbart, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, Little Green Footballs, The Sage of Culver City |99 CommentsNo one in e world can touch the awesome debating skills of Mr. Toot. In a Twitter exchange. the master debater shows his the prowess of his untouchable analysis.
Hilarious to see all these right wing blogs claiming Trump’s questioner was a “plant,” as their comment sections fill up with Birther rants.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) September 19, 2015
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Would you mind doing me a big favor, and fucking right off? @JippatTag
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) September 20, 2015
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Socrates would be proud of Mr. Toot’s debating skills!
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Chunkles must’ve learned the “go fuck off” stratagem when he was on his high school debate team. 😆
Kewl. We have two threads to play on. 😆
It a beautiful Sunday morning and that means another round of NFL football!
Today, the Jaguars host Porpoises from South Florida and hope to redeem themselves after last week’s debacle.
Pakimog be at today’s game fueled with rum and beer!
Whitney, who is reigning NFL cheerleader of the year will be watching to make sure Pakimog behave and don’t engage in caveman-like shenanigans!
Pakimog report back after game so get ready for either gloating over victory or sniveling over loss. 😀
http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/slides/photos/003/303/876/Whitney_Fotor_crop_north.jpg?w=630&h=420&q=75
Pakimog try again because Pakimog know clicking on link is hard work!
Pakimog have no luck so Pakimog improvise!
Here a picture of Whitney in pool pondering the effort it will take to keep Pakimog on the “behave yourself” path today at stadium. 😀
OMG. Those round thingamajigs are so FAKE!!!!!!!!!
Since Pakimog be at game today, Pakimog will observe Jiggle/Bounce ratio to ascertain validity of rightymouse’s assertion.
It hard work but Pakimog owe it to this blog to do much research.
Pakimog must make sure DoD remain at cutting edge of science! “grin:
And to make less typos! 😀
I await your detailed report on the rheological properties of female tittyboobers with bated breath. Much science. Infer materials of construction by Fourier transform of mechanical wave analysis.
Show me those complex numbers. The truth is in the phase angle.
Since Pakimog have two fresh threads to sully with his Sunday morning NFL football antics, Pakimog post Eagles bleat on thread below. 😀
Chargers vs. Bengals 10:00am…….. go bolts!
2 things are certain:
1. He will act as if he knows more about electronics than electricians.
2. He will sit in his OFFICE and RESEARCH this guys backround for any nefarious associations, donations, etc and then he will PUBLISH it.
HIGH SCHOOL DEBATE TEAM
The high school debate team got all the chicks. Almost as many as the chess team.
Don’t knock the chess team/club too much. One step-son who plays chess used to get all the Asian chicks who hung around when they played.
And I was the one who taught him to play chess when he was a kid. 😆
https://twitter.com/hashtag/ClockIsAFraud?src=hash
Things that didn’t exist when Charlie Hitchens was on the HIGH SCHOOL DEBATE TEAM:
1. Me.
Have at it.
2. Whiteboards. Because everyone was racist.
Hope your comments don’t get you into Chunkles’ “mentions”.
Chunkles tends to get peevish when that happens and will subject you to his “mad debating skillz”. 😆
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/645406971177234432
He has crotch critters in his ‘mentions’.
I’d hate to see what’s in his unmentionables.
I rescheduled the LGF origins thread for tonight.
Thanks! It’s a good one. 🙂
It’s peculiar that no one in the media has tried to track down the guy who asked the question.
I don’t think he was from the Hillary camp, I think he came from the Bush/GOP Establishment camp.
“When I see right wingers doing this “debunking” victory dance, I just tune out. They’re always wrong.” – Chunky
Like we were wrong about Anthony Weiner?
Dipshitz still thinks that Radio Shack alarm clock was a “science project”. And so brilliant!!1
And it wasn’t a project he was asked to do. No Science Fair, no extra credit. In fact, Engineering teacher told him NOT to show it to anyone else. What does he do? Waltzes into English to frighten the teacher. Kid was a dirtbag when questioned by police but was quite the “innocent victim” when the press shows up. This whole affair stinks to high heaven.
H/T to Aussie Infidel for excellent analysis at the Mother Ship last night.
Terrible news: http://hotair.com/archives/2015/09/20/jake-brewer-rip/
You never know when your time is going to be up. Enjoy your life!
Just awful. Mary Katherine’s statement brought tears. 😦
Fatass used to worship Dawkins, when he was proclaiming the virtues of atheism and mocking Christianity. Then Dawkins dared to criticize Islamist-terrorists, and it’s been all downhill ever since.
Note: Chunky still thinks Ahmed “made a clock.” 😆 😆 😆 😆
I gots an idear. Let’s see Toot “make a clock”. I’ll even donate the Arduino. 😆 😆 😆
Now if you want the real hardcore electronics development tools, you have to go to the Serbs.
http://www.mikroe.com
Yeah. Those Serbs. It’s ok to hate them.
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/645424756938792960
Fatass is a True Believer, in the idea that the obvious plant who tried to bait Trump was just another one of his racist, insane followers. Such a dolt. 😆
These dopes haven’t figured out yet that it’s counterproductive to ‘bait’ the honey badger, because the honey badger just eats the bait and burps.
Honey Badger has no fucks left to give.
Which is why everybody’s rooting for the honey badger.
Cobras and bees are puzzled.
Even the snake is rattled.
The rats are rattled, too.
Obama to Georgie Snuffalofagus in 2008: “My Muslim faith…..”
Snuffy: “Your CHRISTIAN faith…”
Freudian slip, there, Fatass?
Has Obama apologized for sitting in a church whose pastor routinely made anti-Semitic remarks?
Has Hildebeest apologized for lying to the families of the Benghazi dead?
Have either of them apologized to the video maker for clapping him back in prison to keep their fake narrative alive?
You donated money to Joe Arpaio’s Cold Case Posse, didn’t you. You think Obama was born in Kenya, and that his birth certificate is fake, don’t you. You believe Michelle Obama is really a man, don’t you.
Barry, so what? So what if there are hundreds of comments about this, that or the other?
Who the fucking off cares?
You should, because they are the true believers in “conservatism.” And they are the reason a rock ribbed conservative will be dismantled by a Democrat next year.
Pakimog note that blog king Daedalus reschedule thread containing Pakimog Eagles bleat for tonight.
Pakimog don’t know if comments vanish with rescheduling so Pakimog post an Eagles bleat here because Pakimog worried that rescheduling will anger NFL karma god!
Call it caveman superstition.
Here goes!
Today the Eagles play Cowpokes from Texas in battle for NFC East supremacy!
Pakimog regard Cowpokes with disdain and contempt!
As does this Eagles Cheerleader both at work and eco-friendly play! 😀
To answer Because olo’s question on why boobies appear bigger in right side photo, Pakimog turn to Professor Pakimon for answer!
Professor Pakimon can explain this using a simple formula.
E+T=C
Elastic + Tension = Containment
The polyester weave in cheerleader top have properties necessary to make formula work while eco-friendly bikini top made from palm frond fibers or whatever does not.
Another miracle of science! 😀
No E+T = C.
Boobs in right picture are bigger because:
B+I = F
Boobs + Implants = Fake
See?????
Fortunately, she didn’t go overboard like this silly woman.
Those are just about right. I could go to sleep on those.
Has the Conscience of the Comment Section wiped his comment sections of anti-Semitism?
If you believe, as they do, that Jews are Khazars, then antisemitism = anti-Arabism = islamophobia.
So there’s no antisemitism in the comments.
Did Chunky ever participate in the Oxford Union debates? He is such a wordsmith
Chunky went to high school, and read a lot of comix. 😆
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/645422977786314752
“I know, because that’s how I was, when I was on the Right. I was crazy cuckoo racist!”
Note: With the Clock Fiasco and the Trump-Plant Ficky-Fick in the official record, Chunky’s Streak remains intact for yet another week. YAY!!1! 😆
I don’t know if I’d call the clock-up a fiasco. Microsoft has showered this dweeb with a bunch of shit he doesn’t understand. Watch it all show up on ebay.
Some local activist showed a tweet of all the nice free shit that Microsoft sent to Ahmed with a pic. Unfortunately Ahmed lives in quite an expensive house and doesn’t look like he needs help buying all that stuff.
When that was pointed out on Twitter, the activist deleted the tweet
Cuckoo as in cuckold.
http://twitter.com/gus_802/statuses/645631991321235458
What is worse, though: being a born-Muslim and current apostate, or being a Christian Lunatic (by Chunky’s standards)? Seems both would be problematic. Better drink some Sterno and ponder…
And BTW Fatass, the only one who cares about birther ANYTHING is you. He’s got a year left in office. Got it now? I know you like to think you’re going to get mileage out of it but frankly, if the right wingers that follow you departed you’d have no one to talk to.
And you invade other people’s timelines like you think you’re Jeng-gish Can.
Kerry says US should take 200,000 more refugees. Who the fuck made him in charge of this shit. Let them all live at your wife’s place moron.
And fuck you Barry.
Indeed. Maybe they could go work at Nancy Pelosi’s vineyards. Because California will be happy to give them all kinds of freebies.
Send them to Massivewhoshits. The neighboring states should have orders to shoot on sight.
It’s just like the left to praise a kid for un-making something, in this case a clock.
That boy Cloward-Pivened a perfectly good clock.
I have a feeling we will hear more from Little Muhamed over the course of time.
He was invited to MIT of all places. The guy has no clue what he’s in for – nor does MIT.
I saw the interview of him and was not at all impressed with the kid’s verbal skills. And, yes, he still claims he “invented” this clock. I think the kid is a moron actually.
(and his parents aren’t doing him any favors either)
Columbia and Harvard accepted Obama. Ability is optional at the ivies these days.
The proper academic term is ‘deconstructed’.
If he can deconstruct a clock, he’s a perfect Chomsky student at MIT.
So, the Democrat debate is going to be this stupid bitch, Martin O’Pussy, and Bernie Sanders, the one that let two sniveling little “girls” take his microphone away?
Talk about a clown car.
“Master Debater,” is one of my expressions, and you are using it without permission. It would behoove you to have original thoughts now and again.
It would behoove you to get some new material Frank.
Wonder what Tom Leykis would say to Fatass pretending to be him. Because he’s too stupid to realize the avatar stays with the account.
Ooooo….just had an idea. Red pen out of holster
**GAZE**
**YAWN**
Ron Jeremy.
Sue me.
It also happens to be an older joke than anyone in this room, you dolt.
Toot’s funny like that. He thinks he has intellectual property. Which is hard to do with no intellect. Where do you park it?
So I see when you’re forced to abandon the male porn star and daughter fixations, you don’t really have much past that. The Democrat field is pathetic. Any republican candidate is going to demolish any one of them, because they are straight up liars and socialists.
Wrong about the clock, wrong about the PP videos. And when someone on the left challenges him, he could win Olympic gold in backpedaling. A man of true discernment, steadfast principles, and unquestionable loyalty.
The Clockman Speaketh:
http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/645701253222141952
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Criticizing a Black man Johnson? I believe that makes you a racist.
And this level of “humor” makes you a drooling imbecile.
Yes. Why should Ben Carson think he’s important. Everyone knows if you want to know about SCIENCE you should turn to washed-up guitarists if a mechanical engineer who thinks he’s a meteorologist isn’t available.
I don’t think that was supposed to be humor. In Tootland, that’s an argument. Which is what’s actually funny. 😆
In the skewed libtard world, if said black man is a conservative, he has betrayed his race therefore subject to full on hate and mockery. Being a Christian ups the ante on hate.
I think it’s pretty clear that a certain ghoulish old white man can’t accept a brilliant, rich, successful black neurosurgeon who’s saved hundreds of children’s lives. It’s too bad scum like this are still wasting breathable air on this Earth.
One of Fatso’s libtard twitter friends having a sane moment.
“C4 is noticeable even to the untrained.” Oh, these fucking idiots. 😆
You can make C4 into any shape you want. I usually make mine into pineapple grenades, and paint them black, to look like classic WWII stuff. Then I put them in my lunchbox, and take them to work. Laffs? Oh, man. They’re rolling in the aisles. To get away, I mean.
If that ever takes off I want royalties.
We’re having some trouble with the patent office.
You can even form C4 in the shape of a penis penis penis lol, and sneak it through security as a “toy”.
Pssst! Hey, Fatass…nobody cares!
Nope. Straight up liberal. No kind of Tory at all. @ronindotca
4 hours ago
Psst – I’m not a conservative. See: Why I Parted Ways With The Right lgf.bz/52Oy3j @ronindotca
4 hours ago
DRINK!
Funny how he wrote such a profound screed and still has to explain himself. Makes you think nobody read it.
Everyone who did read it said, “Oh, geezus, what a stupid dickhead.” Then they deleted any links to his site, and wrote him off as something akin to an acid casualty, or a person with profound damage from a closed-head injury.
Except us, Fatass. We still dig ya. You’re groovy, baby!
To be honest I didn’t.
tldr
Welcome to the 99.999%.
OT but:
I think this serves as a perfect example of how social media can be used to spread misinformation, and the danger of pushing a narrative before all the facts are in.
LGF used to have a virtue in that old “24 hr rule”. There’s a certain wisdom in NOT going with initial reports just because is fits a narrative, You can end up with egg on your face.
That was before twitter and facebook could spread a meme around the world in 15 minutes. It’s absolutely crazy how far and wide the influence of this rather minor event has become. Now it seems like a race, facts be damned.
IMO the kid pulled a prank. I say this as someone who used to pull elaborate and creative pranks as a kid. I did weird shit to try to provoke a reaction out of teachers and general authorities. I thought I was pretty clever. When I look at the facts here objectively, it reminds me of….me.
What’s up for debate are the true motives and whether others were in on it (particularly his father). I don’t think they were counting on the whole thing going that viral. Surely, from their perspective, it’s nothing short of an epic win.
One hates to lay into a 14 y/o kid, but this whole episode deserves criticism. Perhaps not of the kid, but ourselves. We need to take a deep breath and think about the fact that the media can actually undermine our sense of truth, fact and fiction.
Everyone just automatically took the kid at his word that he created that clock, on his own. They didn’t even really look at it. Why not? Cause he had a NASA shirt on?
The kid probably deserves a high-5 though. Not for “building” a clock, but for playing the whole world.
When is he going to the White House? I really want to see the demonstration of his wonderful clock, for the Scientist-In-Chief.
I want to hear John Holdren explain how it works, and why it’s such a brilliant invention.
Maybe he’ll have Bill Nye and Neal DeGrass ‘splain it some more.
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