Charles F. Johnson Says Rachel Dolezal Has Psychiatric Problems. There’s a Big Duh.

Just took a short wade through The Swamp to see what the inadequately educated extra-green-chromosome crowd are yammering about these days, and I found this.

White Privilege

Great. They’re retweeting/reposting the words of professional racist and protester Deray McKesson (who apparently believes he’s a modern day incarnation of Malcolm X) to attack Michele McPhee, a white female award-winning journalist and author.

Even the left can’t stand McKesson, primarily because he’s such an obnoxious dickhead. So let’s move on.

On Faking Being BlackHuh. Not sure what they’re getting at there, but it seems like they’re trying to come up with something resembling cognizance (while not violating THE LGF RULES) and flailing and failing to do it.

But then The Big Boy came in a-sputtering, and dumped a series of vapid thoughts in quick succession to assert his private LGF flying monkey meme. (He doesn’t focus much these days because of that pesky GoFundMe thingy to monitor 24/7.)

On Faking Being Black 2

Whoa. Rip it. Rip it good, Mr. Toot.

Yep. You got nailed again, #Rumpswab. Bruce has a penis, Rachel does not, and vice versa. Rachel has psychiatric troubles, yet Bruce doesn’t? Please tell us how you plan to profit from being an African-American Female Transgender Jazzbrow with psychiatric troubles, Barry.

108 Comments on “Charles F. Johnson Says Rachel Dolezal Has Psychiatric Problems. There’s a Big Duh.”

  1. Minnow says:

    Yo’ Barry…. yo’ turn….

    • Bunk X says:

      So everyone named Rachel is mental, eh, Charles?
      Rachel Corrie
      Rachel Dolezal
      Rachel Maddow
      Was your mother named Rachel? That might explain things.

      • KGB says:

        But not Trayvon Martin’s erstwhile paramour, Rachel Jeantel. She, as we were reminded by the racist left — “let’s give black people a pat on the head and a cookie!” — was a towering intellect who shouldn’t be judged by her illiterate, marble mouthed mutterings.

      • Because says:

        Let’s not forget Carson.

  2. Bunk X says:

  3. Dudebro says:

    There was never a victory in Iraq?

    • Arachne says:

      And I’m sure since it was pre-2008, we can find plenty of posts by Fruity McToot saying that the surge worked, etc. But you know, he was duped.

  4. Al-Cheezeera says:

    Charles, put down the bong, and stop snorting lines of Cheetos dust for just one second.

    She lied to ensure her promotions because there’s this thing called affirmative action, you fool!

    Charles knows nothing about labor laws and regulations. The informed Charles Johnson who runs the Premiere Blog of Political Discourse (and Garbage).

    Well, I guess he doesn’t have much experience in the workforce anyways, so maybe that’s why he wouldn’t know.

  5. Juan Epstein says:

    Mos Def.

    -62 yr old unemployed white male surviving on priviledge.

    Chazzy J.

  6. Pakimon says:

    Pakimon’s lathered up and chock full o’ celebratory pOrn Chunky Ponytailed Blogger Panhandling Update:

    Apparently GoFundMe is having server issues so there might not be any update for today.

    Everything the Corpulent Jazzy Ponytail touches seems to crash and burn.

    I call it The Curse of King Toot. 😀

    • Pakimon says:

      GoFundMe is back up so here goes!

      Chunkles Panhandling Update:

      Day 32 Income – $0.00

      Day 33 Income – $0.00

      Day 34 Income – $0.00

      Day 35 Income – $0.00

      Day 36 Income – $10.00

      Day 37 Income – $0.00

      Day 38 Income – $10,00

      The latest “donation” from Amy PritchardSwiney.

      At least the rotund ponytail of jazziness has moved away from “Stinky Beaumont” style donation names when he tries to jumpstart the stalled out cashmobile.

      On the other hand, his little jumpstart efforts have dwindled from $25 to $20 to $10 in the last couple of weeks.

      Buy Cheetos or pay overdue rent and electric bill?

      I see a tough decision looming for the Chunkster.

      Here’s a hint… Buy Cheetos in bulk! 😆

  7. Because says:

    I think Mr. Toot has a sock account.

  8. Because says:

    What’s Mr. Toot got to say about this kind of “real life” stalking and outing?

    I’m waiting for the denunciation. I’m also waiting for the toot about the ‘pause’.

    • Arachne says:

      And I will assume that Twitter, to be consistent with its quelle horreur at the revealing of personal information, has suspended that account and all sock accounts that go with it.

      Oh wait, the new CEO is that race-pimp loving shitbag. Probably thinks like Fatass that Pam is asking for it.

  9. Octopus says:

    Gus was very racist last night!

    • Pakimon says:

      Chunkles gets taken to the woodshed and of course that makes him peevish.

      Hello Block button! 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Sorry Octo.

      Didn’t mean to post my last two comments as a reply.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus was just irritated because the Blackhawks won last night.

      If they were called the Whitehawks, he would’ve been ok. 😆

      • Abu says:

        Can’t wait for Game Six tomorrow in Chicago. Beer, meet ice.

      • Octopus says:

        What a tight series, though. Every game comes down to one play, it seems. That gift-goal at the start of last night’s game happened, and I thought, “well, that’s the winner.” Not exactly, but close.

        It will take another huge effort to put the Bolts away, I think. That team doesn’t know they’re supposed to lose.

      • Abu Larmer says:

        Indeed, Octo. Da Boltz are a great group. It will require a max effort for the Hawks to put them away tomorrow. If not, it’s a one game winner-take-all-thingy. Great for hockey! Tough on my liver.

      • Octopus says:

        I know what you mean about the liver, Abu. It’s impossible to watch your own team in the playoffs after the first round without imbibing Daddy’s medicine. Used to make it tough for me, with all the West Coast late nights. :mrgreen:

        Wouldn’t you love a blowout for once? 😉

    • Arachne says:

      Frankly, I have trouble with that whole gender mis-assignment thing anyway. You’re born with an XY or an XX chromosome pairing. Until you can pinpoint for me the DNA allele that shows how that “misassignment” occurs, as It does, sadly, in trisomy-21, I’m going to assume that your “feeling inside” like a girl or a boy instead of your assigned gender is no more normal that the voices living in the heads of schizophrenics. I’m not saying it’s not possible but I hear a shitload of “born that way” jargon without any proof that such is the case. If you are “born” that way, there would be genetic consistency.

      Now of course, I’ll hear “are you comparing gender identity to Down’s Syndrome”? Well, yes in respect that you cannot claim that something is part of an individual’s genetic blueprint that they have no control over but at the same time offer no proof that this is indeed nature over nurture. Because, you know SCIENCE.

    • Bunk X says:

      She’s also a guy. Pass it on.

  10. Arachne says:

    So…let’s review – The Prince of the Internet proclaims that she is “mentally ill”? I would remind the idiot that pretending to be black to further a career was a plot device used by Armistead Maupin over 40 years ago in his “Tales of the City” series. This woman actually had someone POSE as her father in photographs – she was fully aware that she was not Black and worked overtime to establish bona fides as an African American. This is nothing more than road show resume enhancement.

    Oh, and using your logic, I’m going to assume Elizabeth Warren is likewise two pancakes light of a short stack. Because she claimed to be Native American to advance HER career, and went so far as to copy recipes verbatim from the New York Times food page and submit them to a Native American cookbook as “old family recipes” from the Cherokee tribe. Of course, I have yet to discover any history of CRAB being a staple in the diet of a tribe that is found in the Plains states.

    • rightymouse says:

      I don’t believe she’s mentally ill at all. But I do believe she has serious emotional issues and perhaps a personality disorder.

      • rightymouse says:

        She doesn’t seem to care who she hurts in order to get what she wants.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        That also describes Bruce Jenner in my relatively uninformed opinion.

      • rightymouse says:

        I agree. Bruce has hurt a lot of people. At first I thought ‘more power to him’. But the more I thought about it, the more I leaned to the side of ‘maladaption’. What man in his right mind would willingly have his penis and balls removed?

      • Because says:

        They’re still there, for the time bean. Yeah, it’s all fun and giggles and choice until you do something irreversible.

        I blame the psychology industry (sorry, LiveFree). They, collectively, are enablers.

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        They are two different cases. She choosing the age of thirty to try and crossover to lose her whiteness. He choosing his mid-sixties! Which I find very odd that he hadn’t come to terms with his maleness by this point in life. Then again maybe he feels it’s his last chance to live as he desires. I have to say seeing these people I feel very glad that I have no confusion about my identity or my sexuality. I definitely feel sorry for these people. But less sorry for RD because she’s deceptive and a liar.

  11. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Reminds me of @ggreenwald’s very first tweet at me, because I questioned his mightiness.…
    14 hours ago

    Oh yeah. That was right before he crushed you like the internet equivalent of a bug.

  12. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    With a roomful of electronic gadgets that rely on continuous power, it’s always fun to have a blink on/off power outage.
    16 hours ago

    Esp. when those gadgets are state of the art circa 2008 or older.

  13. Because says:

    I just discovered a new word, that brings Mr. Toot to mind. Impussiance.

  14. Because says:

    Here’s an expert opinion.

    • a pineapple who self identifies as a mango says:

      Goos… a quarter million tweets with 2600 followers? Holy fuck.

      I can’t find a word to describe that Goos, pathetic doesn’t even come close.

      • Octopus says:

        It’s hard to find the right words to describe what Gus does all day on Twitter. Almost as hard as it is for him to come up with more than one word at a time, after 11 pm EST. They say a picture says 1000 words, but how about a video? I think this video is a near-perfect representation of Gus’s daily Twitter-output:

      • Bunk X says:

        “Shut Up Little Man!”

  15. Because says:

    Uhh, deray…

    Getting shot for resisting arrest is a black MALE thing. You don’t see too many black females getting shot (except at the White House) for resisting. It’s not a white thing, it’s a female thing. She should check her female privilege.

    Ack Oop.

    • Arachne says:

      And “resisting” is relative. In some instances, all you have to do is be a little feisty when they try to put on the cuffs and it classifies as “resisting.” Argue with the officer? Resisting. Don’t get out of the car fast enough? Resisting.

      Tell me, Deray the magical race pimp, how many Blacks do you think were pulled over for one offense or another last night and resisted but weren’t slammed to the ground, shot or otherwise manhandled. I’m thinking A LOT.

  16. Octopus says:

    Isn’t one of Chunky’s Irregulars a native of Kansas? I think we found its car, anyway:

    Note: This is a current photo. Not like Chunky’s avatar. 😆

    • Because says:

      Bumper stickers: Twitter for the Luddite set.

      • Octopus says:

        Same effect of diminishing credibility/perceived sanity, as the number increases. Nothing says wackjob more clearly than an entire back end of a car covered in stickers proclaiming adherence to an extreme pov. Same goes for a life spent tweeting glurge all day, every day, like our Chunky and his drunken minion.

    • Arachne says:

      He’s been out of office for six years, moron. Get the large economy size Goo-Gone. You look like an idiot (and I imagine your “flipped off on the highway” total is higher than average for Kansas).

      • Because says:

        Are there still any Kerry/Edwards stickers left in SF? They can still be spotted in Ashland, OR, and Vashon, WA. Only the most “special” Volvo wagons are allowed to have them. You don’t want to see what’s inside of those wagons.

      • Arachne says:

        Yep. I see them every once in awhile on I-80 when I’m going to work. I see the occasional “McCain/Palin” as well, to be fair.

  17. Because says:

    OH NO MR. BILL!!!

  18. Because olo olololololo hahahahah pfffffft snort teeheeheehee says:

    After that 800% battery thingy, Toot ought to be tweeting to the corners of the earth about this:

  19. kbdabear says:

    Does Toot actually think he can get Greenwald thrown off Twitter like he did with Ginger? A Pulitzer winning journalist with 500K followers isn’t quite so easy for the Tooters to gang up on, especially when Greenwald’s fans outnumber the Tooters 20 to 1 at least.

    Careful there Toot, Greenwald’s fans could report YOU, remember that in spite of Greenwald being a “white supremicist” in your mind, he’s a leftist whose fans will use leftist tactics. Without Twitter to troll for hits to the zombie blog it’s game over

  20. Octopus says:

    Make me stop rooting for Lebron. Please. I need serious help. 😯

    • Abu's Dangers of Fat People Cyclying: Pannus Rash says:

      I stopped watching the NBA before Chicago won 6 titles. Too many TV timeouts late in the game. Plus a dozen teams timeouts. It’s as if the players don’t know what to do because they haven’t played basketball their whole lives. I lose interest.

      Back to topic: Charles is a morbidly obese dipshit, too fat to leave his abode without greasing the doorways. Thankfully, he never, ever reads here. I stand by my thought that the bike accident/divorce will continue to bring us joy for years to come. Hopefully decades, as I wish Charles no ill health. Keep bringing the stupid, Fuckface! (not that you read here)

      • Octopus says:

        The NBA makes no sense whatsoever, unless it is your own team threatening to win the championship. Cleveland is not my team, and Lebron is definitely not my hero…except, now Cleveland is the decided underdog, also missing two of their top three players to injury, and Lebron is trying to carry the team he once betrayed on his back to unlikely victory. And the refs are screwing Cleveland every which way from Sunday. And it’s still a close series. And I was rooting for Lebron all night, even though I think Stephen Curry is the best player I’ve seen since Michael Jordan…besides the aforementioned oz-wee-pay, Lebron.

        It’s so confusing. I hate sports. Why do I continue to torture myself?

      • Abu says:

        I’m told by those who know hoops, Lebron is a real time genius. He can breakdown the court, say, the way Gretzky did.

    • Because says:

  21. Because says:

    Well, that settles that…

    Or maybe not?

  22. Octopus says:

    When a complete loser-in-every-way like Dear Fatass tries to insult a classy, winning gal like Sarah, it always ends badly for the fat fuck. Like this:

  23. Octopus says:

    Von Slutshamer’s Walk Of Shame To End All Walks Of Shame!

    GoT…catch the slut-fever! 😈

    • Arachne says:

      OMG! INTENSE….and with that season ending, the series catches up with all the books.

      Lena Hedley’s head was CG’d onto the naked body but still – she did a fantastic job with that scene – very much as described in the book. I knew all this was coming, of course, having read ASOIAF.

      But my poor son, who is Unsullied (slang term for show viewers who have not read the books), who told me not to spoil it for him (after I cheered prematurely when Jon shot Mance Rayder before he could be burned earlier in the season), was totally unprepared for the ending.

      Kit Harrington has stated that he is not filming next season so the speculation grows. I imagine GRRM is going to have to release “Winds of Winter” well in advance of the start of Season 6 because like I’ve said, if people like the way the series goes, and they know that it doesn’t quite follow the books in all respects, are not going to care if the novels have an alternate ending.

      • Octopus says:

        It was a fine trio of shows, to bring the season to a close. I feel like we’ve seen the best the material has to offer, such as riding dragons, the demonic forces of Winter in battle, The Girl getting her revenge, and so forth. I’m sure they can whip up some entertaining plotlines for next season, book or no book. Might be a bit anti-climactic for me.

      • Arachne says:

        GRRM has said, ahem “I’m rushing to finish the next book in advance of the premier of the Sixth Season.”

        Sorry, but who does he think he’s kidding? That books’s already written and they are filming season six. He wants to parlay it into HUGE book sales – I would say they will release it in December – Christmas sales. If not, then definitely February so that the “Sullied” will snap it up, My understanding is that sales of the released book series are climbing as well.

      • Octopus says:

        The popularity of the TV show is the best thing that ever happened to the old scribbler, I’d say. Massive windfall of cash coming in. Too old to enjoy it properly, though. 😆

  24. kbdabear says:

    I’m sure that Toot slammed the Block Button of Social Justice hard on this one

  25. Juan Epstein says:

    Try reading some Zora Neale Hurston before tweeting, Chazzy J.

    Mos def would help you in your charade.

    Whitest man on Twitter.

  26. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Wow. Wheels just keep coming off the Rachel Dolizal crazy train. Mr. Toot says there was family dysfunction and abuse but her brother doesn’t back up Toot’s fabricated smear of her parents. Instead he paints Rachel as a mean liar, crazy and frankly racist since she’s trying to live her life in “black face”. And her siblings resent her claims of closeness with them only to borrow their blackness as opposed to sincerity and love.

    While acknowledging that their parents were strict and sometimes used corporal punishment, Ezra denied Rachel’s claims that she and the other siblings were abused.
    “She was treated really well as a child,” he said, adding, “I think I would know if I was abused growing up, and I definitely wasn’t.”
    He also contradicted Rachel’s account that she had lived in South Africa and hunted with bows and arrows. Ezra said he lived there with his parents, and other adopted siblings, from 2002 to 2006. Rachel was living in Virginia at the time and never visited the family abroad, he added.
    “She’s never been to Africa in her entire life,” Ezra said.
    Ezra’s relationship with his sister wasn’t always so toxic.
    “I would talk to her all the time before all this fell apart and she became angry towards everybody,” he said.
    But now, Ezra said he doesn’t believe anything Rachel has said or done over the past few years, including her claims of being diagnosed with cervical cancer in 2006.
    “I wasn’t in touch with her regularly during that time, but she didn’t mention anything about having cancer until very recently,” he said.
    He also doesn’t buy her claims of receiving hate mail or being the target of racist attacks.
    “She made herself into a martyr on purpose for people to feel sorry for her and to help her,” Ezra said.
    For her part, Rachel has rejected the implication that she lied about being targeted or receiving threats. And the NAACP issued a statement Friday backing her record of advocacy and service, particularly as president of the local Spokane chapter.
    “President Rachel Dolezal is enduring a legal issue with her family, and we respect her privacy in this matter,” the NAACP said. “One’s racial identity is not a qualifying criteria or disqualifying standard for NAACP leadership. The NAACP Alaska-Oregon-Washington State Conference stands behind Ms. Dolezal’s advocacy record.”
    But Ezra said he felt it was a “slap in the face” to African-Americans for his sister to co-opt their struggles when she grew up white, in a nice house, with a good education.
    “She puts dark makeup on her face and says she black,” he said. “It’s basically blackface,” he said.

    • Arachne says:

      Love ya, Chuck. You’re so consistent.
      Jump in immediately with both feet and hit the ground running (and jiggling) on an issue without waiting for all the facts and get it wrong. Double down and be beclowned. Drop issue entirely and blame a 25 year old audio when it’s pointed out you’re an idiot.

      Lather, Rinse. Repeat.

  27. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Remember in 2008 when the Warmening and Climate Change science was already settled?

    This was also the year Mr. Toot turned into a tooty fruity moonbat and jumped on board the Climate Change Disruption Warmening Stupid Train without looking back.

  28. trebob says:

    Uh oh!! Charles is going to have kittens when he finds this out in a few days:

    93 to 3 in the House last month and 38 to 1 in the Senate last week. Jindal will almost certainly sign it. Charles and the LGF nutters will go absolutely apoplectic. The GUNZ! The GUNZ! The BAD CRAZY!

  29. Chunky's Missing Brain says:

    Here’s Jake Tapper interviewed by Breitbart’s John Nolte.

    Recall that Mr. Toot claims Breitbart is a racist bigoted lying hell hole of right wing stinkery. Yet CNN’s Jake Tapper seems to take them seriously as a legitimate political news outlet.

    • Octopus says:

      Fatass was attacking the serious, strongly-credentialed Tapper a couple weeks ago, for being on the wrong side of some story or other. Didn’t he try to engage Tapper, and got the brushoff? I’m a little fuzzy this morning.

      • Arachne says:

        Fruity will attack anyone he thinks will get him national prominence. The trouble for him, alas, is that he really has been reduced to “just another guy with a blog” in terms of internet stature. His attacking Tapper, Greenwald, et al. is pretty much the equivalent of me tweeting to Speaker Boehner. You are all puffed up that you “let ’em have it!” but in response, their attitude is “yeah….yeah….you’re nobody. Fuck off.”

        I’ve also noticed Krager loves to be the “tag-team” guy to bolster everything Fruity says in the timeline. If Johnson’s been reduced to the annoying gnat – Krager is reduced to being the paramecium living on the leg. Being a “YES” man is no way to go through life, Krager.

      • Because olo says:

        Or as his favorite gramma would say, “go to the end of the line”.

      • Chunky's Missing Brain says:

        As I recall Tapper tried to talk sense to him a couple times and then just ignored him.