Almost Everything Charles Johnson Ever Posted About Andrew Breitbart From Behind His Little Green Encrusted Iron Curtain Is A Load Of Crap.

Charles Johnson is a unrepentant petulant pissant liar, currently whining on Twitter about how a dead man abused him. In fact, the late Andrew Breitbart was one of Chuck’s mentors, introduced him to the movers and shakers of rightwing internet media, and helped Johnson promote Little Green Footballs.


So then something happened. Johnson reversed course, and instead of leaving his previous persona behind and quietly walking away, he decided to attack those same people who helped him out, like Andrew Breitbart, Roger Simon, Pamela Geller, Robert Spencer, Zombie, Fjordman, RS McCain, and others, in order to prove something. What that something was is still unknown.

From the BRC Archives, what follows is every mention of (and link to) Andrew Breitbart that Charles Johnson posted in his comments on Little Green Footballs from 2007 to 2010.


04025630 26360 37 Charles Mon, Jul 23, 2007 3:35:26pm
Voters to Address Candidates Via YouTube.

Among the potential questioners and questions:
—a man standing in front of an ATM, asking how the candidates would stop the spread of check cashing centers and predatory lending in the inner cities.
—a woman holding a picture of a brother wounded in Vietnam who had post-traumatic stress disorder and who never got the necessary help. She wanted to know how the candidates would ensure today’s veterans get better treatment.
—a woman saying she had to charge her health care expenses to her credit cards and wanted to know how the candidates would make health care affordable and available to all. “I’m sick about not being able to afford being sick,” she says.


04308968 27300 91 Charles Sun, Sep 30, 2007 4:40:24pm
re: #18 gettinby

I did not know Breitbart was co-creator of the HuffPo.
/Something I, personally, would not be proud of or want people to know.

I have it on good authority that one reason Andrew helped create Huffpo was to expose the inanity of the Hollywood left.

04447058 27774 128 Charles Thu, Nov 1, 2007 8:47:25pm

re: #118 Cattt

This had nothing to do with her fricking scarf! It was a screw-up related to the PATRIOT ACT rules on money laundering. I deal with these rules related to securities every day, and this woman, who is apparently a legal US resident, with a residential address here, NOT in Morocco, should not have been denied a bank account based on her country of origin.

But they have to twist the story into a fricking scarf story and then get crying on tape. Arrgh!

Cry me a river! Head scarf my foot. Humph.

The headline about the scarf isn’t mine, by the way — that’s the way it’s presented by the media, and at

But I’m going to insist, despite the opposition, that it’s not a good idea to allow scarves that obscure important identifying features, in situation where ID verification is important.


05297288 29974 93 Charles Fri, May 16, 2008 2:10:42pm

Go directly to the Daily Motion I posted instead of No problem there.


05297828 29975 193 Charles Fri, May 16, 2008 3:54:28pm

re: #180 bushleague

OK this is weird, Drudge had a huge headline on this topic up 10 minutes ago and now it is small print on the left hand side middle. Maybe this will not be such a huge deal. I still think it killed any VP ideas, and that it is proof Mikey is not ready for prime time.

I don’t think there’s anything sinister going on. The traffic from Drudge was killing Andrew’s servers – it’s nothing more than that.

That’s probably why the video was deleted from DailyMotion too.

Drudge must really be pulling some big numbers lately, because I know has a pretty high-powered server cluster.


05359105 30136 268 Charles Fri, May 30, 2008 3:08:21pm

Wow. Get a load of this:



05477121 30434 120 Charles Sat, Jun 21, 2008 3:14:50pm

re: #98 Airborn Swine


Mo elbaradai goes on about this, and our Lizardoid Master decided to obsess about some teacher in Ohio supporting ID. Gotta fry the big fish first I guess.

You must have missed that topic here yesterday, because you were obsessing over the intelligent design posts.


06955194 33225 77 Charles Mon, Mar 30, 2009 11:15:23am

If you have an account at the Washington Times, please go use their feature to mark that comment as offensive. It’s here: Washington Times – BREITBART: Online activists on the right, unite!

By: smallgovtWe call them Mobys on line, pretty easy to spot. What’s different on the right is that other conseravtives bash them, not join them as happens on the left.

Unless you’re on Little Green Footballs – Charles Johnson only allows the echo-chamber posters on his site. But he’s not a conservative, but rather a leftist plant designed to split fiscal conservatives from social conservatives, water down the GOP vote. Good scam tho…

Stick with Powerline, or here at the WaTimes.

March 30, 2009 at 1:46 p.m. %P% Mark as Offensive


07061772 33388 943 Charles Sat, Apr 18, 2009 10:24:36am

re: #942 meh130

Check this out:

DHS issued report on extremism despite concerns

I think we all can agree with that.

Can’t we all get along?

Saying the report was “rushed out” is not true. Lawyers had objections to some of the language, and it was decided to release the report without resolving those objections.

The hyperventilating and continuing distortions over this DHS report are a disgrace. It does NOT paint all conservatives or all veterans as extremists, and those who keep insisting it does are doing a huge disservice to the conservative side.


07405610 34126 409 Charles Mon, Jul 6, 2009 2:02:42pm

re: #404 Wendya


Right — and I didn’t like that.


07587278 34479 16 Charles Tue, Aug 18, 2009 5:59:21pm

re: #12 Onslow

This is curious:

Attorney: FBI trained NJ blogger to incite others

Note that the person claiming the FBI taught Hal Turner to “incite others” is his lawyer.

Just sayin’.


07677529 34625 303 Charles Wed, Sep 9, 2009 3:41:21pm

re: #302 ladycatnip

Obama saying more people will die if we don’t pass his bill.

That’s not fearmongering? I think it is.

That’s not a quote.


07702260 34676 229 Charles Tue, Sep 15, 2009 6:43:17pm

re: #220 Killgore Trout

Interesting. I don’t know anything about that.



07705971 34684 355 Charles Wed, Sep 16, 2009 3:13:56pm

Here’s a story about the obsessive focus the GOP is putting on the issue, with the news that ACORN is planning to sue the filmmakers, Andrew Breitbart, and Fox News.

Although it ended up firing several of the employees caught up in the sting, ACORN also said it is planning to sue the two filmmakers, the website, owner of an affiliated site where the undercover videos were posted, and Fox News, which has repeatedly aired the footage.

The filmmakers may have broken the law themselves — some of the states where they did their “stings” have laws against recording people without their knowledge.


07774019 34844 18 Charles Wed, Oct 7, 2009 1:17:52pm

By the way, shrieking harpy Pamela Geller is now writing for Andrew Breitbart’s Big Government site.


07923536 35281 57 Charles Sat, Dec 5, 2009 2:58:13pm

Andrew Breitbart calls for climate scientist James Hansen to be killed. Really.


Capital punishment for Dr James Hansen. Climategate is high treason.


07923639 35282 67 Charles Sat, Dec 5, 2009 3:35:54pm

re: #66 HoosierHoops

Isn’t Matt Drudge and Andy Breitbart partners or something?



07923649 35282 76 Charles Sat, Dec 5, 2009 3:39:50pm

re: #75 albusteve

tried for high crimes?…I get the gist…splitting hairs because niether did Breitbart for that matter

Yes, he did. “Capital punishment” means execution.


07923848 35283 85 Charles Sat, Dec 5, 2009 5:20:41pm

He asked me not to post it, and of course I won’t, but Breitbart just sent me a very long, ranting, angry email.


07925665 35286 204 Charles Sun, Dec 6, 2009 1:42:16pm

re: #152 Killgore Trout

I see Charles has been conversing with andrewbreitbart on twitter this morning.

I notice that Breitbart says he was a “friend” of mine — after he sent a long, ranting email full of insults, because I posted his public Twitter comment.

That’s not exactly how I picture “friends” acting.


07934877 35313 21 Charles Wed, Dec 9, 2009 10:28:34am


If you think things are bad at Free Republic and Hot Air (which they are), check out the comments at on the news article about the proposed death penalty for homosexuals in Uganda.


Oh? Like mutilating infant boys in Western culture by cutting them is any more different?

I think they are TRYING to stave off HIV/AIDS (and the 30+ other homosexual diseases that are deadly… typhus, hepetitas and a host of other “lick butt” diseases.. see your nearest medical book). I wonder how the homos would feel if this actually worked!!!



Wouldn’t it be a kick if it worked?

There are hundreds of evil, stupid, and hate-filled comments like this. It’s beyond nauseating.


07934879 35313 22 Charles Wed, Dec 9, 2009 10:29:03am

The link: [Link:…]


07938085 35321 42 Charles Thu, Dec 10, 2009 11:20:02am

The latest creepy little smear being circulated by friends of Andrew Breitbart on Twitter:

@andrewbreitbart RE: @lizardoid. Following/Follow Ratio = 2% Sup with That? Self-involved?

They’re saying that because I have a lot more Twitter followers than people I’m following myself, that means I’m “self-involved.”

Really really reaching for the smear.


07942226 35332 81 Charles Fri, Dec 11, 2009 5:14:44pm

re: #74 Killgore Trout

Does Brietbart have any influence with PJM? All the PJM blogs are promoting his new venture.

Breitbart was in on the early discussions when PJ Media was starting up. I don’t know what his connection is now — I don’t talk to those people.


07947471 35350 400 Charles Sun, Dec 13, 2009 10:14:13pm

The comments at for this video featuring Lord High Denier Christopher Monckton talking to a Greenpeace activist are just stunning:


These people seem to think that Monckton came off well in this video! What?! Almost everything Monckton says is a flat-out lie!

They’re living in a completely different universe from the real one.


07974681 35429 118 Charles Fri, Dec 25, 2009 10:53:50am

re: #114 amrafel

“(Andrew Breitbart shows up in the comments for this post, and invokes Hitler in his first six words.)”

Considering how many millions of people Mao killed, the Hitler comparison doesn’t exactly work. But it is the opposite type of “not working” from all the other Hitler comparisons that don’t work. All in all, however, if there was ever a case of where it was OK to invoke Godwin’s Law, this is probably the one.

Pssst — it’s an Andy Warhol print. It’s not really Mao Zedong on the tree. It’s a picture of Mao that deliberately mocks him.

No, the Hitler comparison isn’t even remotely appropriate in this case.


07990820 35489 48 Charles Fri, Jan 1, 2010 11:17:57am

re: #45 Killgore Trout

I don’t think they have a system for direct links to comments. Check out Breitbart’s comment about half way down the page. It’s bolded.

I just checked and the time stamp is a direct link… for example:

Jackal • 1 day ago

Damn, is that a woman or a pissed off silverback, I can’t tell. I never liked National Geographic.

Good grief. I can’t believe some of the ugly reeking garbage being posted there.


07993469 35498 299 Charles Sat, Jan 2, 2010 1:09:49pm

Andrew Breitbart:

Charles Johnson of LGF smears GatewayPundit Jim Hoft. Chaz, theres massive difference between being gay & promoting pedophelia. @lizardoid

Right. Jim Hoft says I “support child porn” — and I’m smearing him?

These people are unbelievable.


07995167 35504 34 Charles Sun, Jan 3, 2010 10:55:24am

re: #28 Buck

Andrew Breitbart’s tweet:

Is there really a chance that there is a special “Bertha Lewis” that no one seems to know, and is not at all in the public eye (and deserves a private special tour of the WH, and access to the residence)?


That’s pathetic. So you think the administration is just lying and those people really did visit the White House, eh?

Good grief. This is why the right wing is so bereft of ideas.


07995233 35504 66 Charles Sun, Jan 3, 2010 11:15:57am

re: #57 Buck

All I am saying is that although no retraction at Andrew Breitbart’s Big Government blog, he does admit he might be wrong. However, until the shadow Bertha Lewis is clearly explained there might be another explanation.

There IS NO “shadow Bertha Lewis.” This is a completely different person with a different name.

Concocting absurd conspiracy theories when you’re proven wrong is no way to go through life.


08000601 35523 414 Charles Tue, Jan 5, 2010 8:38:17pm

Andrew Breitbart is STILL twittering incoherently that Bertha Lewis visited the White House, and everyone else is lying. The guy is completely obsessed.


08025747 35594 14 Charles Fri, Jan 15, 2010 8:21:52pm

Looks like somebody named Adam Baldwin took a shot at me today on Twitter — I admit I had to Google his name to find out that he’s an actor who now blogs at Breitbart’s site. Starred on “Firefly,” is now a tea party kinda guy. Doesn’t like me, but he’ll have to get in line for that.


08084214 35711 165 Charles Wed, Feb 3, 2010 8:43:38pm

Breitbart’s raging at me on Twitter, which comes as no surprise.

Oh cute. Charles Johnson – Mr. Little Green Fact Checker himself- is spreading the lies! [Link:…] @lizardoid


08087740 35719 27 Charles Fri, Feb 5, 2010 10:40:25am

Breitbart’s site “Big Journalism” is amazing right now. It’s the biggest tantrum I’ve ever seen.


08088172 35720 141 Charles Fri, Feb 5, 2010 12:55:32pm

Breitbart and Blumenthal are slugging away at each other on Twitter.


08088192 35720 159 Charles Fri, Feb 5, 2010 1:01:36pm

Breitbart just tweeted this:

Charles Johnson to source of OKeefe smear: ‘put up goods… [or] retract claim because [you] cant prove it’

All of a sudden I’m not the “Little Green Smear Artist” any more.


08091497 35729 64 Charles Sat, Feb 6, 2010 6:00:36pm

Live — Andrew Breitbart! With an alpaca on his back.


08095284 35736 93 Charles Sun, Feb 7, 2010 6:58:31pm

Why is Andrew Breitbart sending me this weird message on Twitter?

Boycott Breitbart, the ‘courseloader’! @lizardoid

Am I supposed to know what that means?


08095308 35736 117 Charles Sun, Feb 7, 2010 7:06:15pm

re: #106 Killgore Trout

It’s Breitbart’s version of of the Nirth certifikit…

Ah. Curious that he seems to think I’m aware of the internal monologue that led to this strained metaphor.


08096665 35742 40 Charles Mon, Feb 8, 2010 12:15:44pm

Commenters are celebrating at Breitbart’s Big Government.


08100430 35749 300 Charles Tue, Feb 9, 2010 6:14:40pm

re: #239 Killgore Trout

BTW, Drudge has linked to an Alex Jones article all day and not a single right wing blog has complained. Welcome to the mainstream of right wing politics, Alex!

Andrew Breitbart often posts the articles at Drudge. I wonder if that one’s his?


08122918 35799 99 Charles Wed, Feb 17, 2010 12:41:46pm

I just received a press release that “Accuracy in Media” (hah!), one of the signers of the Mt. Vernon statement in the person of Brent Bozell, is giving their Reed Irvine Accuracy in Media Award at CPAC to — Andrew Breitbart and denial industry shill Marc Morano. Good grief.

“This country is indebted to Andrew Breitbart and Marc Morano for uncovering two of the most under-reported stories of 2009: corruption at ACORN and the ClimateGate scandal. I am thrilled to recognize Andrew Breitbart’s groundbreaking investigation into rampant corruption at the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, and Marc Morano’s excellent reporting on the ClimateGate scandal that exposed the politicized science behind claims that the science is settled on global warming,” said Don Irvine, chairman of Accuracy in Media.


08132582 35829 19 Charles Sat, Feb 20, 2010 1:36:27pm

Andrew Breitbart faces off with the One People’s Project writer Daryle Jenkins, who exposed James O’Keefe’s attendance at an event with white nationalist Jared Taylor:


08133590 35832 1 Charles Sat, Feb 20, 2010 6:31:01pm

And meanwhile, another video of Andrew Breitbart flipping out:


08187024 35959 128 Charles Thu, Mar 11, 2010 12:56:55pm

re: #124 Killgore Trout

The first comment on the Big Journalism article: Wired Magazine, Conde Nast Scoop Breitbart, the ‘Bigs’ — HUD next O’Keefe Video Sting Target

Interesting how Breitbart and O’Keefe seem to focus on the organizations that most benefit minorities.


08233339 36042 763 Charles Fri, Mar 26, 2010 11:17:55pm

re: #762 missykrissy

Oh, really? Because from here it looks like you’re assuming that Rep. Lewis, a genuine hero of the civil rights movement, is guilty of LYING. Based on nothing except the word of Andrew Breitbart.


08234824 36046 164 Charles Sat, Mar 27, 2010 5:13:28pm

Breitbart: The Right’s New Loudmouth.


08234825 36046 165 Charles Sat, Mar 27, 2010 5:15:16pm

I’d like to take this opportunity to congratulate Andrew Breitbart on being called a right wing loudmouth on the cover of TIME.


08272226 36153 53 Charles Sat, Apr 10, 2010 3:02:54pm

re: #43 Killgore Trout

t’s Breitbart: At SRLC, Blogger Accuses Media Of Fabricating Racist Health Care Attacks (VIDEO)


Actually, he’s accusing Rep. John Lewis of lying.

And he says they asked for it anyway, by walking through the tea partiers.


08274219 36161 10 Charles Sun, Apr 11, 2010 10:42:27am

re: #8 Thanos

The breitbart thing is like the time CBS or someone else was sending burqa clad people to Nascar races to see if they could get a racist / religious bigotry rise out of the crowd. The lie there was the burqa on a non muslim CBS reporter, the Lies in the O’keefe – Breitbart baiting video are more numerous and egregious.

I hate even mentioning the Nascar incident btw because whiny andy will now use it in his litany of “See!?! See!?! They do it too!” whenever he gets questioned on his yellow tabloid techniques.

Yeah, it was similar to that burqa stunt, true. But as sleazy as that was, at least CBS didn’t selectively edit the videos to make the subjects look worse.


08279260 36179 283 Charles Tue, Apr 13, 2010 11:19:12am

Breitbart’s yelling at me on Twitter.




08306858 36231 53 Charles Fri, Apr 23, 2010 3:00:23pm

re: #48 Thanos

Sites we just don’t link to period.(Charles, please fix if I get any of these guesses wrong)

If you absolutely must then use the google cache link and file it under either “wingnuts” or “moonbats”.

Note: stalker sites will not be named, and even the cache link to those usually gets deleted from my observations)

Atlas shrugs/GoV/Brussels Journal/Jihad Watch axis (and I really mean AXIS) sites. If you are in doubt, check the blogroll of the site you are linking from … you will find the same blogbling and sites listed among most of those.

Big(dot) anything from Breitbart. Since is still in sidebar, I assume straight news links from there are still ok.

Stormfront and other hate sites like Stormfront. There’s a spectrum out there from the hardcore to the lightweight (Hit and Run and Hot Air end up at the Lightweight end, while Stormfront and Rense etc. are at the heavyweight racist end with Lew Rockwell, VDARE Takimag, Chronicles etc in between.)

Hard core Islamist and radical Jihadi sites, the list of terror groups here is way to long to name them all, but they are all easy to recognize.

Sex and porn sites — on softcore use the rule: if you can’t watch it at work then don’t link it here without NSFW forewarning.

That’s a pretty accurate list. You didn’t mention Weird Nut Drooly — I keep going back and forth on whether to disallow them, because they’re so whacked out they’re occasionally highly amusing.


08312124 36242 276 Charles Mon, Apr 26, 2010 8:47:00am

re: #222 sattv4u2

Obama’s National Security Advisor Tells Joke Depicting Jews as Greedy Merchants…



Oh for Pete’s sake. That’s ridiculous. You have to really work at it to be offended by that.

And the person who posted that, “Yid with Lid,” is a friend of Pamela Geller’s who posted several really vicious attacks against me. Not surprised to see him pushing yet another fake outrage story.


08406129 36455 506 Charles Mon, May 31, 2010 11:41:30am

Check out Andrew Breitbart today:



08406468 36455 843 Charles Mon, May 31, 2010 1:17:26pm

Wow, Breitbart’s going nuts on Twitter.


08445646 36533 752 Charles Mon, Jun 14, 2010 9:07:20am

re: #740 Walter L. Newton

I haven’t watched the video yet, but I have very serious doubts about it already because it comes from Andrew Breitbart, who has shown himself to be a psycho who distorts the truth. If he said the sky was blue I would have to double-check it.

He does not deserve the automatic credit he gets from the right. Any story he pushes should be considered very suspect.


08445672 36533 778 Charles Mon, Jun 14, 2010 9:16:43am

re: #774 avanti

Here, I have to disagree with you Charles. Yes, the source is suspect, and he has a agenda that encourages distortion, but just because we know that, does not mean the broken watch is not right twice a day.Some on right won’t look at facts presented from you, and dismiss it out of hand, but we should not do the same from sources we are not fond of.If the video is accurate, the Congressman screwed up, and I see no reason why the source of the story changes that.

I didn’t say you should dismiss it out of hand, I said you should be very suspicious about videos coming from Breitbart. And you should.


08445701 36533 806 Charles Mon, Jun 14, 2010 9:31:16am

re: #787 Killgore Trout

re: #776

My guess is that the congressman tried to stop to answer their questions but the kids got too excited and were holding the camera too close to his face and they refused to go through the formality of identifying themselves. They screwed up the interview but the congressman should have just walked away.

Yes, he should have just walked away. Instead, he gave Breitbart exactly what he was looking for. Not smart.


08445715 36533 819 Charles Mon, Jun 14, 2010 9:41:18am

I just watched the Breitbart version of the video, and it’s radically edited. There’s no doubt the congressman behaved poorly, but that video is biased crap.

08482549 36643 232 Charles Mon, Jun 28, 2010 9:11:16pm

Dave Weigel posted an entry at Breitbart’s BigJournalism blog today.

And tonight he’s being viciously attacked by the other Breitbart writers.

What’s wrong with that boy? He couldn’t see that coming?


08483546 36644 756 Charles Tue, Jun 29, 2010 10:54:13am

Wow. And now Andrew Breitbart is offering money to anyone who sends him the full contents of the Journolist mailing list.

Yes, he’s offering money for unethical behavior.

The right wing is so freaking insane right now, I’m really beginning to think they’re not ever coming back to sanity.


08486271 36658 113 Charles Wed, Jun 30, 2010 3:37:28pm

Andrew Breitbart says I should share a condo with Andrew Sullivan.


08486405 36659 19 Charles Wed, Jun 30, 2010 4:25:55pm

re: #13 brookly red

cause of this?

Not because of Breitbart’s offer – because of the leak that got Dave Weigel fired from the Washington Post.


08486598 36659 157 Charles Wed, Jun 30, 2010 6:15:02pm

I’ll bet Andrew Breitbart wrote this headline for Drudge Report:

Biden Compares Republicans to Nazis…


08506312 36706 136 Charles Fri, Jul 9, 2010 4:36:05pm

re: #116 Killgore Trout

Wow, Drudge is now pimping Alex Jones videos…ALEX JONES: As United States Collapses, Media Worship LeBron James…


That’s possibly Andrew Breitbart choosing stories at Drudge, by the way.


08514819 36733 114 Charles Tue, Jul 13, 2010 6:28:52pm

re: #94 Stanley Sea

Charles et al, did you see the mini meltdown by Breitbart on Eric Boehlert?


Find Eric’s tweet then go up.

Been watching with amusement.


08527965 36777 22 Charles Mon, Jul 19, 2010 12:13:50pm

Andrew Breitbart has posted his “video proof” that the NAACP is “racist,” and man, is it weak. It’s almost embarrassing to see the nonsensical race-baiting slop he’s throwing to the hordes.


67 Comments on “Almost Everything Charles Johnson Ever Posted About Andrew Breitbart From Behind His Little Green Encrusted Iron Curtain Is A Load Of Crap.”

  1. Doppel milyo says:

    RIP Andrew.
    You are missed.

  2. Breitbart’s death is a tragedy because he left four young children behind, but he was a douchebag, plain and simple.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      Don’t you have some photos to set on fire?

    • frabbystinclair says:

      When Ron Jeremy buggers stabby’s franksinclair’s mom, he keeps it plain and simple.

    • Hugo Chunkez, Preezydunce of LGF says:

      08234825 36046 165 Charles Sat, Mar 27, 2010 5:15:16pm

      I’d like to take this opportunity to congratulate Andrew Breitbart on being called a right wing loudmouth on the cover of TIME.

      For some reason they failed to call him a lying evil smear merchant that distorts all the truthies because he’s deranged. Er something. Gus knows what I mean. And they call themselves journalists. Is this thing on?? Yello!

      Anyway where’s my Time cover??? I brought down Dan Rather. Although I’d rather have not since I agree with every left-wing slanted prevaricating, fabricated crap he ever wrote or reported on. I left the right to join the righteous left. Doesn’t that count for some kind of special recognition from that Time rag????

      • And I’d like to take this opportunity to congratulate Charles Johnson on being Frito-Lay’s ‘Man of the Year’ and present him with this crown made from a Chee-tos bag.

    • Arachne says:

      If a douchebag and a scumbag had sex, Frankie would be the result.

  3. Pakimon says:

    Feel the wrath of the Jazzy Ponytail of Corpulence! 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Trying to get in Chunky’s Twitter timeline is like trying to get into Canada without a passport. 😆

      No matter which way you go, I block you!

    • Arachne says:

      And many of us returned the favor, especially since you were using tactics to get people’s Twitter accounts suspended who never appeared in your timeline. These tactics and appropriate screenshots were sent to Twitter as proof of your conniving. You and your followers had an account suspended that had never even TWEETED. You tried to get my account suspended via the reply trap when I saw you were following an “egg” account that had sent out ONE tweet – to me. Now tell me, Fatass, how did you know to follow him.

      We’re not all as stupid as you, Fart Cheeks.

  4. Hugo Chunkez, Preezydunce of LGF says:

    Yowch. Sorry Chunky. Gov. Moonbeam turns out to be a brat of ill-gotten petrol profits. Brown, a hypocritical a-hole?? Who da thunk.

    Thanks Breitbart!!

    Sacramento Bee political columnist Dan Walters spent months researching the source of the Brown family wealth. After Jerry’s father, Pat, left the governorship in 1967, he was introduced to the Indonesian generals who had just overthrown the country’s post-colonial dictator, Sukarno, and set up a military junta. The former governor was able to put together a consortium of banks that lent $12 billion to the junta to expand the immense Royal Dutch Shell petroleum holdings in Indonesia, which Sukarno had nationalized.

    The grateful generals then set up two trading firms–one in Hong Kong and one in California–that handled the oil-exporting paperwork and were rewarded with a fee for each barrel. Pat Brown was given 100 percent ownership of the California brokerage and half-ownership of the Hong Kong office.

    Jerry Brown received his cut of the family oil business when he left office as Governor in 1983. Walters told the Washington Times, “He just hates the idea that people will bring it up because what it is, is the Brown family is in partnership with these corrupt, murderous dictators. It’s not something that a Jerry Brown wants to be associated with.”

    Despite Brown’s latest “presidential tirade” against fossil fuels, he has been very supportive of the California oil industry while governor. He pushed through and signed pro-fracking legislation in late 2013, known as Senate Bill 4. He also quietly accepted $1.72 million in political donations over the past several years from oil and natural gas interests to his statewide political campaigns for attorney general and governor, along with his Proposition 30 ballot-measure campaign in 2012.

  5. Arachne says:

    If Brown thinks he’s going to be the great white knight for the Democrat party in 2016 for the Presidential race, he better think again. Sure the press is touting how great it is in California. We who live here know better,

    Brown failed to defend Prop 8 when he was Attorney General – he’s another one that’s all about “If I don’t like the law, that’s it” BS artists. Highest taxes in the country and coddling of illegals. He talks about the state being “in the black” but he raised income and sales taxes to do it – promising folks “only for a short time and it’s for the children and the schools” – which rank what – 48th out of 50 – and the idiot voters of California fell for it – because NO ONE in the GOP brought up his abysmal track record the first time he was governor.

  6. Daedalus says:

    The Left is in meltdown mode over Cruz this morning. They are comparing him to Hitler and even attacking his wife. It’s vicious and brutal what I am seeing.

  7. Daedalus says:

    The Left is attacking Ted Cruz’s wife this morning. They really have no shame.

    • Arachne says:

      Of course they are. His kids will be next.

    • rightymouse says:

      Donks are scared to death of Cruz.

    • pineapple with a jazzy ponytail! says:

      That’s alright, it will be payback time when Hillary throws her hat in the ring. I’m already salivating in anticipation of her complete annihilation by the right..

      • rightymouse says:

        Can’t wait for white man O’Malley to throw his hat into the Donkey Show. I’m going to need more popcorn. 🙂

      • Arachne says:

        It is exquisite fun to watch lefties invade timelines to criticize Cruz and then be called RACIST by all of us. Watching them sputter and snit and cry “I’m not racist!”

        Don’t blame us shitbags. YOU were the ones who wrote the rules.

  8. Hugo Chunkez, Preezydunce of LGF says:

    I see Breitbart is covering Cruz’ ridiculing of Gov. Moonbeam. Cruz has no facts in his favor. Everyone knows that Teh Climate is killing the planet so the debate is over. Nonsense about no warming in 17 years, expanding Arctic Ice and dehumanizing labels like “alarmist” and “hysteria” are what make these deranged deniers so dangerous. That’s why as Preezydunce of LGF I have officially disallowed any debate about Teh Climate unless both sides of the debate agree with me. I’m not going to let these clowns take a shit on my living room floor. Er something.

    On Sunday’s “Meet the Press,” Brown said that Cruz was “absolutely unfit” to be running for office simply because Cruz challenged late night host Seth Myers’s claim that 2014 had been the “hottest year on record.” Cruz simply pointed out the inconvenient truth that the science does not support the claims being made by global warming alarmists. And as Breitbart News noted, Myers’s “hottest year on record” claim only has a 38 percent probability.

    Cruz said that if Brown wanted to hurt him politically, Brown would appear on television and praise him. The Texas Senator, who is expected to announce his presidential bid on Monday, pointed out that the governor who earned the nickname “Moonbeam” before Cruz was even alive engaged in an ad hominem attack and did not refute any of the facts that Cruz cited. He said that the simple point he made that outraged Brown was that “we should follow the science and the data and the evidence” and should not be governed by “alarmism” or “hysteria” regarding climate change issues. Cruz emphasized that the science shows there has been no meaningful warming during the last 17 years.

    He said alarmists like Brown “ridicule and insult anyone who actually looks at the real data” instead of engaging in a meaningful debate or discussion because “they don’t want to confront the data” that undercuts their narrative. Cruz said that though “apocalyptical computer models said that we would see substantial warming,” the “problem is that the satellites that are actually measuring the temperature show that that isn’t happening.”

  9. Hugo Chunkez, Preezydunce of LGF says:

    Let’s give them a state!!!

    Palestinian Cleric: Jews Are Behind Every Bad Thing In The World…

    The Jews are behind all that is wrong in the world, according to the host of a weekly Palestinian Authority TV program on Islam. Even when fish fight in the sea, “the Jews are behind it,” said the Muslim preacher and professor of Quranic Studies, Imad Hamato. To back up this Antisemitic hate speech, Hamato went on to say that the Quran teaches that humanity will never “live in comfort… peace or fortune or tranquility” as long as “the Jews are causing devastating corruption throughout the land.” The solution for Muslims, according to the professor, is to fight Jews: “Our real Jihad is to take revenge.”

    No I’m really serious. Let’s give them a state and stick it to that chickenshit Netanyahu.

    – Hugo Chunkez, Preezydunce and Chief Downdinger at LGF.

  10. pineapple with a jazzy ponytail! says:

    re: #740 Walter L. Newton

    “I haven’t watched the video yet, but I have very serious doubts about it already because it comes from Andrew Breitbart, who has shown himself to be a psycho who distorts the truth. If he said the sky was blue I would have to double-check it.

    He does not deserve the automatic credit he gets from the right. Any story he pushes should be considered very suspect.”

    It’s good you got booted Walter, you were well on your way to a full Fuckface conversion…. a la rightwingconspiritor.

  11. Because says:

    This is odd. Something tells me that Chunk doesn’t understand what this means.

    • Octopus says:

      Ooh, he’s really confused! 😆

      Looking forward to his spin, once his “error” is explained to him, patiently, using small words.

  12. Because says:

    The world just ended.

  13. Octopus says:

    Yemen is Obama’s “success story.” The WH doubled-down on this idea today, like Chunky doubling-down on every insane nontroversy he tries to sweep under the moldy carpet in the bunker.

  14. beed says:

    I didn’t read the post but I agree to everything.

  15. beed says:

    Is Charles still blogging death-defying truths from whithin the fortress walls? If so: Excellent! What was the URL again?

  16. beed says:

    It’s been a while… I have not been able to keep up. Does Charles still believe Obama is a secret muslim?

  17. Because olo olololo hohoh hahahah horkle chortle snort says:

  18. Octopus says:

    The Unicorn Messiah

  19. Octopus says:

    This one’s for the ladies:

    Sent there by our old pal, Laurie Penny. Remember her?

  20. swamprat says:

    Gee, now that those bullets can’t be sold in America, I wonder where the manufacturers will be forced to unload them?

  21. Bunk X says:

    Lol. Guess who just got banned by Twitter just for logging in.
    Twitter wears an orange jumpsuit.