Tweet of the Day

Have fun with that!

[Update: here’s a fairly clean one. Have at it. –Briareus]


110 Comments on “Tweet of the Day”

  1. Because says:

    That picture’s kinda ghey. NTTAWWT.

    OTOH, Foster’s fat. There’s something wrong with that.

    • Octopus says:

      Ginger is anorexic, compared to Dear Fatass. He barely qualifies as pudgy, while Chunky is tipping the scales at three bills, according to our best estimates.

  2. pineapple says:

    Lidane “the burrito butt” can’t pay her rent again and is whining and complaining about it. Maybe she should move in with Goos.

    If she gets another job she can resume spending her days on LGF telling everyone just how much she hates her job and the people she works for. Whoever fired her dodged a bullet.

    Josh, I wonder why she can’t keep a job. Truly puzzling.

  3. Because says:

    This thing on?

  4. Because cuckoo says:

  5. Apollodorus V says:

  6. ISpeakJive says:

    tee hee:

  7. Chuck C. Johnson is so fat that he could use the Slim Fast diet.

    Chunky F. Johnson needs Club Med, Jenny Craig, regular liposuction procedures, a full-time dietitian, Richard Simmons’ Sweatin’ to the Oldies workout videos, and 24-hour psychiatric observation.

  8. Juan Epstein says:

    Sedentary, gay-baiting slacktivists tend to be obese.


  9. rightymouse says:

    Good thing you’re always wrong about everything, Fatass.

    • Pakimon says:

      He just killed Jeb Bush’s chances of winning thanks to that prediction. 😆

    • Doppel milyo says:

      in other news

      The Democrats made HUGE gains in the house and senate in the 2010 mid term elections, just as predicted by Charles ” icarus” Johnson

    • Because says:

    • Arachne says:

      Based on what, Dumbass? Nothing. Bush comes in almost dead last in the polls. I’m going to predict he doesn’t win a single primary. Not ONE. Even in Florida.

  10. Pakimon says:

    Technology tailored especially for unemployed, garage dwelling Twitter addicts.

    That Virgin Mobile Obamaphone won’t charge itself. 😆

    (I think they’re referring to Gus at 1:30)

  11. Because says:

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  13. rightymouse says:

    Project much, Fatso? Clinton **cough** Clinton **cough

  14. kbdabear says:

    Ah, so Gus-Step isn’t a lazy leech living in a garage, he’s got chronic fatigue syndrome! Get that disability Free Shit Gus-Step and buy a REAL cell phone plan!

    • Because says:

      Exit question: does manic tweeting nullify a CFS diagnosis?

    • dwells38 says:

      It’s also really easy to fake and get a gubmint check. Which is why in this day and age of tech and automation disability claims are record sky high. Incredible numbers of back injuries and a fibromyalgia epidemic.

      • dwells38 says:

        Having said that it’s causing me to reflect. A boss I had awhile back had fibromyalgia. Her boss (out of town) thought she was just being a wuss but I worked with her in person for years. She was black and never once used it to get out of work with pay or any other thing. She suffered for years silently before disclosing it to me with a solemn promise not to divulge to anyone else. It explained why, although she appeared nice looking and to have a good build, she always moved very carefully. Just like some Jews will force you to take that dime back that you lent to them and didn’t want back, some blacks are hypersensitive to people insinuating they’re lazy or want handouts for nothing.

  15. Because OMGPONIES!!1! says:

    • Because says:

      If he’s against doubt, then he must be for faith.

      Put that in your hole and smoke it, Chunk.

    • dwells38 says:

      This is what Big Chunky learned from Big Progturd. Anyway who’s denying the climate?

    • Yes, Charles, we know about Big Tobacco colluding with the causes of climate change, but please, tell us about how the creationists are involved.

      • Because says:

        Something to do with Netanyahu.

      • dwells38 says:

        The Chunky narrative:

        Big Terbacky showed Big Oil how to make Big Christianity hate Teh Settled Scientz and love Big Racism and Creashunizm insteadz.

        Insert Chunky libtardo logic, add dumbth, rinse, shake, stir, regurge ad infinitum, repeat. Start all over. Begin

  16. Voltaire's Crack says:

  17. dwells38 says:

    He really can’t open his mouth without lying can he? A real natural fit for the Obungle admin.

  18. dwells38 says:

    The Preezydunce celebrates thughood:

    From Obungle’s remarks:

    Today, on the third anniversary of Trayvon Martin’s death, showing all of our kids, all of them, every single day, that their lives matter, that’s part of our task. I want to thank Trayvon’s parents for being here, on what’s a very difficult day for them. [Michelle Obama claps loudly] It takes all of us to show our young people, as Ms. Atkins puts it, that where we are today didn’t come easy, it came through thick and thin. “That’s why I tell my children,” she says, “To stand up for what’s right”. That’s a simple thing to say. Sometimes it’s hard to do. But progress in this nation happens only because of seemingly ordinary people find the courage to stand up for what is right.

    So standing up for what’s right is initiating a violent confrontation with a neighborhood watch captain because you were checking out back doors, not your own, for no good reason in the dark and in the rain. But of course only blacks should NOT EVER be suspect even though the neighborhood had had a rash of burgluries when black teens had been seen.

    Just like Muslims should never ever be suspected of terrorism because the thousands of terrorist acts they commit gives them a bad rap. It’s the Progturd commie way.

    • swamprat says:

      …on this, saint Trevon’s Day.

      • swamprat says:

        ….. O that we now had here
        But one ten thousand of those men in America
        That do no work to-day!
        but if it be a sin to gather welfare,
        I am the most offending soul alive.
        He that shall live this day, and see old age,
        Will yearly on the vigil annoy his neighbours,
        And say “To-morrow is Saint Treyvon’s.”
        Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
        And say “These needle marks I had on Treyvon’s day.”
        Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
        But ye ’ll remember, with embellishments
        We few, we happy few, we band of bros;
        For he to-day that whines to the press with me
        Shall be my bro; be he e’er so well off,
        This day shall gentle his condition;
        And gentlemen in America now
        Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,
        And hold their creds cheap whiles any speaks
        That protested with us upon Saint Treyvon’s day.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Weird how the Dept. of Justice, run by Obama’s black BBF didn’t agree that there was anything wrong.

      • dwells38 says:

        Yeah but he has bitter regrets that he couldn’t railroad the white guy who dared to bloody his face and head on ‘lil Saint Tray tray’s precious fist.

        Remember, only black lives matter.

      • Because says:

        Yeah, damn that presumption of innocence shit. That shouldn’t be for white Hispanics.

  19. swamprat says:

    The planet is warmening.
    Yesterday was the hot hottest (fill n the blank) in (fill in the blank).
    Even though we weren’t lying before, here is the explanation of what we previously said wasn’t occurring:
    The ‘Pause’ in Global Warming Is Finally Explained
    By Mark Fischetti | February 26, 2015
    By Thanos
    Environment • 1 day, 7 hours ago • Views: 541

    Money quote:
    “…their analysis, published online today in Science, suggests that the slowdown will end in the next few decades.”

    How? How can this thing be?
    Why is there an explanation for a phenomenon that supposedly is nonexistent?

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Because, silly, it’s both warming AND cooling. We see evidence of warming in spots even though as a whole it’s cooling, in a warming trend. See?????

      Oh, look! A Llama!

      • Octopus says:

        “Oh, what a tangled web we weave: When first we practise to deceive!”

        The Warmening Guild will not let go of their billions in fraudulent funding, until we pry it from their cold, dead hands. 😆

      • Because says:

        So a llama in a dress is causing the pause? Shoulda known.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Llama farts are warming the atmosphere.

    • dwells38 says:

      So if it doesn’t by the end of your lifetime which will likely be in the next few decades then they’re still right! I’ve noticed that after getting burned by saying snow will not be seen in five years or Manpigbear’s prediction of the north pole melting by 2 years ago, they’ve gone back to many decades out climate catastrophe predictions. The other day it was Manhattan underwater by 2100 er some stupid shit.

    • kbdabear says:

      Thinking you’re a SCIENCE expert by reading Science Magazine is the same thing as thinking you’re an NFL coach because you read Sports Illustrated

  20. dwells38 says:

    RT @kpcuk: @WilliamShatner

    ((((((((((((((((((( `–.,̲̅_̲̅ _̲̅,.-´) ‘)-̲̅o̲̅-\ /-o̲̅-̲̅٦( )
    \ (  ( |  )-/ . \ \_/、/ | .\ ,_.| / .
    \`´_/ #L…
    2 hours ago

    Uhhh Kaaay. Are those supposed to be the faces of Spock, Kirk and McCoy? Or are Uhuru’s big bewbs in there somewhere?

  21. dwells38 says:

    Mr T would pity Chunky.

  22. dwells38 says:

    I’m guessing LGF is against this:

    America’s soldiers are a lot like cops in the Progturd narrative. When no one’s looking they just start blowing away brown people for no reason. They’re not noble like all those people in the projects and don’t deserve it. Especially those who are unfairly harrassed (meaning subject to like everyone) by traffic and parking laws.

    • dwells38 says:

      OK yeah, I made a straw man. Hopefully they’ll make it a real live boy!!

  23. dwells38 says:

    Jewish journalist taunted, spat at in 10hr Paris walk (VIDEO) –‎Cached
    Feb 17, 2015 … As anti-Semitism continues to rise in Europe, one Jewish journalist decided to
    replicate an experiment with his own twist: to walk around Paris …

    According to McFatty Bikepants this is how blacks are treated in America. Yet is there anywhere in America where blacks would be treated like this just for being black? There’s more likelihood that whites would be treated like that and worse in a black or hispanic gang ridden ghetto. And just for being white. Is there anywhere in America where a Muslim would be treated like this? But I bet if a Jew with a yarmulka walked around Dearbornistan or Toronto for 10 hours he’d get treated similarly as in Paris.

  24. dwells38 says:

    Maher only just now notices the Orwellian nature of the Progturds he’s been supporting. Only now that they’ve turned on him. What a dumbass.

    Hey Bill shut up! I realized you’re not just a libtard but actually stupid when you whined about being censored when you were actually merely fired after praising terrorist scum as courageous. They’re two different things. Go line up next to Liebowitz as yet another dumbshit loud mouthed clown boy pretending to have depth and then hiding behind Teh Funny when total fail rears it’s ugly head.

    • Octopus says:

      I realize it’s a crime punishable by death to say something positive about Maher, and I understand why, but I did like this part:

      Maher concluded by criticizing other countries in the Middle East for not fighting ISIS, declaring “they’re always expecting us to bail them out. This would be a great moment for moderate Muslims, who I hear so much about, why don’t you go to the Middle East and fight ISIS? ISIS is always attracting other people from other countries to come to the Middle East. Where are the moderates who want to go fight ISIS, if they’re so bad, if they hate ISIS so much? During the Spanish Civil War, Americans went to Spain. Americans had no immediate fight there, but to stand up for liberalism. Where’s that? Crickets. But, by the way, I also want to say that there is a precedent for Arab armies getting together, Israel. When the State of Israel started, Egypt, Jordan, Syria, Lebanon. They all banded together. They were willing to work for that. So, why not this?”

      Fuckin’ A. 😆

  25. dwells38 says:

    Has Chunky’s head exploded yet? Or does that all just come out his ass and clog up the terlet?

    • Octopus says:

      Oh, man. Ginger is in the henhouse, ripping off heads and eating all the eggs. 😆

      “While I admire much of Fox, I don’t care for Bill O’Reilly. He is one step above an Irish bar blowhard.”

      I agree with that. I liked “Killing Patton,” but Bill’s personality is such a major turn-off I can’t watch him. I don’t know why he’s so popular.

      • Because olo says:

        Assholes are in.

      • Octopus says:

        I know they are. I’ve never been that big on them, personally. Too common, or something.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Do they work like bellybuttons? Are there “innies” and “outties”?

      • Octopus says:

        Mine is an innie. I’d like to keep it that way. I understand Chunky’s is an outie. Prolapsed, is the medical term. Donkey Showiasis, the colloquial.

  26. dwells38 says:

    I notice Chunky has made no nod to Breitbart’s death anniversary. Stay classy Chunky. It’s not like he didn’t try to help you at one time as ne was surpassing you. For that you spat in his face so you could embrace Demoncrap creeps and criminals and liars like Weiner and Shillary and flip-flopper Kerry and Obungle and deserter Bergdahl and valor thief Brian Williams.

  27. dwells38 says:

    Oh My Gawd!! This shit’s still happening and getting worse!!

    Japan (Fukushima)
    ‘Absolute Shock’: Nuclear waste on roof of Fukushima reactor flowing directly in…
    Nuclear Engineer: New video appears to show molten corium that melted out of Fuk…
    Multiple Alarms Set Off at Fukushima Plant: New leak of highly radioactive mater…
    More from “Japan (Fukushima)”

    US Gov’t: Radioactive material from reactors is 2 billion times more toxic than …
    Officials ‘Alarmed’ at Press Conference on Dam with Nuclear Plants Downstream: ‘…
    FOX L.A.: “Dead sea lions litter Malibu beaches, families shocked… WARNING: Gr…
    “Bizarre, milky rain” falls for days by most contaminated nuclear site in U.S. -…

    As Bill Paxson in Aliens put it:

  28. swamprat says:

    charles tweeted:
    The LGF post on Ben Stein’s creationist movie was our most-commented post ever. It’s hard to express how sick those comments made me feel.

    Golly. They were so delusional you just had to force them out or ban them.
    Must be tough, guy.

    • swamprat says:

      With all those young earth creationists, there must have been a few dominionists, amirite?

    • Octopus says:

      A LOT of those comments were anti-creationist, as I recall. More than half, probably. Fatass drummed everyone out, regardless of their position on that one issue. It was the only way to ensure Group Non-Think.

  29. Octopus says:

    Fine preezy we’ve got, eh, Stabby-Poo?

  30. Octopus says:

  31. Pakimon says:

    Almost as grotesque as a giant ponytailed blogger. 😆

  32. Because olo says:

    He’s finally crossed the line into full-blown Jewish conspiracy theories.