The poor and oppressed Marie Harf

Always looking for a new cause to rally around, Charles has come to the defense of Marie Harf. Ms. Harf is deputy spokesperson for the US Department of State and not exactly the brightest bulb around. Recently she said that while the military is killing many members of ISIS, war is not the only answer. She claimed that the members of ISIS just need jobs.

On Twitter she is rightly being ridiculed for making a Russel Brand-like statement about ISIS just needing jobs. Charles, trying to be the hero, comes to her defense.

Charles always wants to be the hero!

129 Comments on “The poor and oppressed Marie Harf”

  1. Voltaire's Crack says:

  2. Minnow says:

    Marie Harf breathes thru holes in the side of her head.

    She is a lizard idiot.

    Anyone with half of a brain can see this.

    Sorry Barry – you don’t cunt.

  3. Minnow says:


  4. Octopus says:

    Harf has been mugged by reality, just like this dame:

    Sooner or later, the lies unravel, and even the dimmest bulbs on the Left are forced to see the light.

  5. swamprat says:

    “If you’ve wondered why smart people don’t seek political positions any more, just look at what’s happening to Marie Harf tonight.”
    Just ask a conservative black Supreme Court nominee.

  6. swamprat says:

    Sarah Palin’s church got burned and her children slandered on tv, but hey, she had it coming, am I right?

  7. pineapple says:

    Charles Johnson Feb 17, 2015 7:36:00pm


    @marieharf just followed me.

    He should have said for clarity, “the goofy looking airhead on Hardball @mariebarf just followed me

    Now that’s something to be proud of!

  8. doppel milyo says:

    Strange as it is, I find Marie Harf to be quite sexy. Those glasses.

    I like her better however when she doesn’t speak.

  9. doppel milyo says:

    this is very bad news for Harf’s career.

    When you get Charles Fuckface Johnson joining your team, you can rest assured your ship is sinking, and sinking fast.

  10. SpaceAllah says:

    If someone in Texas had said that, FATASS would be losing his ‘mind’ over it for the better part of a week talking about the conservative War on Science. However because it is a Muslim declaring such idiocy, he’ll not mention it at all and delete any mentions of it at all by others.

  11. Octopus says:

    Well, I had to look. I’m going to save you the trip into the godforsaken swamp. I just can’t even… 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

    The Lizard of Oz
    True confession: I wanted to be a Munchkin Lizard

    By A Cranky One

    CULTURE • 12 hours, 12 minutes ago • Views: 301

    During my career, I’ve worked in the Land of Oz. Not literally, of course, but as a metaphor for environments where diversity was given more than lip service. There were multiple drivers for placing high value on diversity; a pragmatic driver was the need for advanced skill sets.

    Why do I call that environment the Land of Oz? Because not only did I have the opportunity to work with and get to know people from many cultural and religious backgrounds, I also got to work with them in an environment where racism, sexism, sexual harassment, etc. were not tolerated.

    As many coworkers became true friends, I began my real education to the ways of people. I was exposed to how my friends were treated when not at work and was frankly shocked. It wasn’t that I was particularly naive. I knew racism, sexism, religious discrimination, etc. existed but I really had no real clue how it affected the everyday lives of others. At this point you’ve probably guessed I’m white and male.

    After 9/11, my sister started being harassed because of her last name (her husbands father was of ME descent). My niece, a 3rd generation US citizen, had her $600 boots cut up by the TSA before she could board a flight (she made the trip in just socks). And when I asked several Muslim friends, they confided instances of discrimination, hate speech, outright threats and even vandalism. I was helping one friend replace a floor when his wife returned from the grocery store, upset by harassment she’d received. And I finally began to understand the emotional baggage that my friends and coworkers had to try to dismiss when they entered the Land of Oz and the reality they had to face when they left. The effects had suddenly become personal. I now regret my acceptance of the status quo until it became so personal. I do try to learn from my mistakes though.

    So I arranged a visit to a local mosque for a large group of my coworkers. Folks at the mosque were delighted to have us visit and thrilled that people were actually making an effort to educate themselves instead of accepting the misinformation in much of the media.

    During the visit, a shopper in the bookstore noticed us, inquired as to why we were there and then proceeded to gift us all with copies of a book about Islam, purchased on the spot. I was struck not only by the spontaneous generosity but by his expression which I struggle to describe. This was not an attempt to proselytize. Rather, it seemed motivated by a spark of hope. Hope to be seen as a person. Hope that education could help reduce bigotry. Hope that the daily pain might one day diminish. Hope to be viewed as just a fellow citizen.

    It made me angry. Not for the gift, but angry that good people can’t be treated as equals, no matter the gender, no matter the color of skin, no matter the religion, sexuality or appearance.

    As I noted before, I’m not naive. I don’t think there are any simple solutions to the issues. Frankly, I’m cynical enough to understand humans will always find creative ways to separate into tribes and find others less human. This is a trait that may be as close to an instinct as humans have.

    But to those who are affected by discrimination or abuse, for whatever reason, please know that some people are working toward getting you to the Land of Oz as well. And working to get all our families there.

    Why did I join LGF? The Wizard Lizard created an Oz!

  12. Because says:

    Is that a sterno mixed drink?

  13. just poo says:

    Gus procures dinner

  14. Because says:

  15. Because says:

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  17. Octopus says:

    Harf might as well be a graduate of this performance art program. Prepare to have your mind blown. 😆

  18. Octopus says:

    Mike Rowe is such a decent individual. No matter how the Progturds try to catch him up, he ends up owning them. Here, he owns “Captain YEEEEEAAAGGGGHH.”

    • Because says:

      Not only that, but when the usual suspects start denigrating people who never finished college, that’ll chase the last of the Joe Sixpacks from the Donkey Party. Let the games begin.

      And wait for it. Chunkles the GED will try to jump on that bandwagon, and end up on his bumf in the woods full of mosquitoes. As usual.

  19. windbag says:

    Actually, his first tweet is spot on. Many smart people are running away from political positions, leaving vacancies for idiots like Harf to occupy.

  20. Octopus says:

    Harf, like Dear Fatass, just refuses to take ISIS at their own word…

  21. Octopus says:

    Okay, it’s too damn cold. Woke up with a bloody nose again, from the dryness, even with the humidifier going all day. Called down to Florida, made reservations at a hotel on a beach. Just need to cling to life for another two weeks…

  22. swamprat says:

    Criminy! If only we had known WWII could have been avoided with a simple German Jobs Initiative!
    Marie Harf is a genius!

  23. rightymouse says:


  24. dwells38 says:

    Poor Chunky. Talk about your cognitive dissonance. He’s already comically called Hirsi Ali an anti-Muslim bigot.

    Will he be able to find some Klan ties to Condi? Or will he just fall back on the tired and lazy “Everybody in the GOP is racist”?

  25. Octopus says:

    The poor and oppressed gal is sticking to her shovel:

    Dig, girl, dig! 🙂

  26. ISpeakJive says:

    I’d be willing to start a company that turns them all into boat anchors.

  27. trebob says:

    Nailed it!

  28. swamprat says:

    charles tweefed:
    “If you’ve wondered why smart people don’t seek political positions any more, just look at what’s happening to Marie Harf tonight.”

    So you’re saying that smart people would be forced to work with politicians like Marie?
    Are you saying that if Marie Harf has that sort of job, then smart people would be uncomfortable working at that level of intellectual stagnation?
    I see your point. Why should they subject themselves to such debasement?

  29. Because says:

    This Chunky guy ain’t too bright.

    • dwells38 says:

      How not amazing to see Chunky McCheetofarts savage yet another defenseless strawman canard. Way to go Chunky.

  30. Octopus says:

    The Cat Who Came In From The Cold:

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  31. Octopus says:

    This godawful moron of a preezydunce must be mocked mercilessly, until he’s out of office, and out of the public eye. What an embarrassment! And extremely hazardous to our nation’s health…

  32. Because says:

    Now we know what we have to do after visiting LGF.

    • Because olo olololo hohoh hahahah horkle chortle snort says:

      Note that the cyberexpert and Mouse-ka-Mania scientist Chunky von Cheeto professes to know more about cyber security than Kaspersky.

      😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

  33. Because says:

    Sez the guy using his Obamaphone…

  34. Because olo says:

    Better not tell 0bama about this:

  35. rightymouse says:

    Do we have yet another rogered thread???

  36. Because olo says:

    Has he been hitting the medical maryjane dispensary?

  37. Because olo says:

  38. Because olo says:

  39. I wonder how many members of this board have jobs, because I see you all joining some militia of dittoheads to fight against Agenda 21.

    • rightymouse says:

      We all have jobs, Frankenclaire Unlike you boring, loser dittoheads. Get an effing life.

    • Because olo says:

      Ron Jeremy makes a very comfortable living with this one weird trick.

    • dwells38 says:

      WTF? What’s your point Stanky? I could be in on this “board” as you call it (actually a comedy site ridiculing Chunky McFartpants new life as a moonbat retard), have a job, be in a militia and conduct energy conservation experiments with fat chicks behind my refrigerator. You find these things somehow mutually exclusive? I could also have a sock at LGF and pretend to be an unctious c*nt trying to please a mercurial asswipe by mouthing moron canards about the GOP.

    • pineapple says:

      “franksinclair” means “skidmark” in Dummi

    • frabbystinclair says:

      I wonder why stabby franksinclair likes to watch his mom give Ron Jeremy dittohead.

  40. Because olo says:

    Uh-oh. Are jazz guitars next?

  41. Because olo says:

    • rightymouse says:

      Yeah. If only these Islamic youths had jobs, they wouldn’t throw gays off of buildings. Too nuanced for me.

  42. JimboXL says:

    Fascinating that even when she says something that is obviously stupid, thoughtless, Ill-timed, especially after the Islamic Klux Klan beheads a row of people, after having just set a man on fire recently, despicable, and completely disconnected from reality, the Obola-Nazis can’t even help themselves from being knee jerkers and have to defend it. So fascinating to watch, just fascinating.

  43. Abu Charles Sucks!1!!1! penis penis penis lol says:

    Hope Octo is watching the hockey game while rogering the thread. Scoreless and excellent!

    • Octopus says:

      Wow, what a game. I thought we were going to get blown out in the first. Turned into a real nail-biter. Howard gets his first SO win of the year…better late than never. 😉

  44. Because olo says:

    I did not have roger with that … thread.

  45. Because olo olololo hohoh hahahah horkle chortle snort says:

    • Because olo says:


      • Octopus says:

        Gotta love how Chunky uses “ISIL” like his loser-preezy. Goes well with the parroting of his idiotic blather.

    • pineapple says:

      Ha…. yea I was thinking that too…… why does the White house and all their minions use ISIL?.

      And now silly Fuckface is using it. Still a BO groupie, I bet he still believes in “hope and change.” what a sad fucker.

      I hope there is some push back on the usage of” ISIL” just for grins.

    • Yeah. And killing did not defeat the National Socialists, nor the Fascists, nor the Communists, nor the slave-holders, nor the Red Coats …
      I just can’t even …

  46. Octopus says:


    :happy-cheerleadersmileygirl: :happy-sunny: :music-guitarred: :music-listening: :music-listening: :music-listening: :music-listening: :music-listening: :occasion-birthday: :occasion-balloons: :obscene-drinkingcheers: :obscene-drinkingchug: :obscene-drinkingdrunk: :occasion-xmas: :occasion-partyblower:

    If that doesn’t roger this frickin’ thread, I don’t know what will. 🙂

    • Pakimon says:

      I can see how that tweet will lead to the following short conversation.

      David Crosby: “Hey Andrew! Do you remember playing with a guy named Charles Johnson?”

      Andrew Ford: “Charles who? Nope… never heard of him. Oh wait! Isn’t he the guy who stole that VW from George Duke? Yeah… I remember him. What a talentless asshole. No wonder he didn’t last very long.”

      David Crosby: “… Hmm… where’s that Twitter mute button?”


  47. Octopus says:

    “To be clear: I agree with @nevillechamberlain. We’re not going to kill our way out of the Hitler crisis & it shouldn’t be controversial to say so.”

    • Because olo says:

      “To be clear: I agree with @nevillechamberlain. We’re not going to kill our way out of the Hitler crisis unless we feed the Jews to him.”


      • Octopus says:

        “To be clear: I agree with @tokyorose. We’re not going to kill our way out of the Tojo crisis & it shouldn’t be controversial to say so.”

  48. Because olo says:

    • pineapple says:

      No Gus, you are still a loser.

      You always will be Gus…..

    • Octopus says:

      New litter of mice just born, over by the garbage cans. Oh, and Obama embarrassed himself again, in front of the whole world. Other than that, it’s just another day full of tweets. Tweets, Sterno and ditch-weed.

      • pineapple says:

        I saw that … “Mr dance around reality, must be PC and not offend anyone asshole”

        I am so done with him.

        I hope the next one says “fuck that shit, we’ve had enough of you Islamic radical cretins, game on”.

        If someone wants to compare now to Iraq, they are brain dead and need to fuck off and shut up.

        While I’m at it, we should deport that always defensive, always whiny, always angry Curious Fucking Lurker, the mustachioed hummus smelling bitch.

  49. Because olo says:

  50. dwells38 says:

    Not hypothetical for me – I’ve also been targeted by the right for a years-long campaign of harassment. It’s what they do. @vintagegoddess
    1 hour ago

    This is how the right wing mob controls the debate – by being so abusive in such numbers that people just withdraw. @vintagegoddess
    1 hour ago

    To be clear: I agree with @marieharf. We’re not going to kill our way out of the ISIL crisis & it shouldn’t be controversial to say so.
    1 hour ago

    Oh, you think it’s funny to make fun of a woman who nearly died from toxic shock syndrome? Say hello to my block button. And also, fuck you.
    2 hours ago

    Harf nearly died when she was 15, and Chuck apparently thinks it’s funny. @commiegirl1 @ChuckCJohnson
    2 hours ago

    He is. There’s something deeply wrong with Chuck; he needs help, before he hurts himself or someone else. @commiegirl1 @ChuckCJohnson
    2 hours ago

    OMG what a comical trainwreck this is of Chunk trying to defend the indefensibly stupid. Does he ever stop with the lame-o strawmen lies, transparent to a seven year old?

    -Ginger thinks toxic shock is funny. He’s a monster who wants all the wimminzez dead.
    -Right wingers are super abusive, the left are sweet and loving and their farts smell like daisies.
    -I’m a target of the evil right wing hit squad because …well gosh, I just don’t know why. That’s just what we do…er I mean they do. Sorry, old habits.

    Chunky, your GOP are inherently evil line doesn’t come close to squaring with your WHOLE HEARTED EMBRACEMENT of them for nearly a decade. Seriously, no one believes your lying retard narrative of misled brainwash dumbth. Come clean. Were you a lying con man then or now? Shouldn’t all the people on Twitter know the real reason you’re “targeted” by the right? It’s not what they do, it’s what you did.

  51. pineapple says:

    I think my last post should have landed elsewhere….. Oh well, I’m “reply” challenged.

  52. Octopus says:

    Is Dear Fatass just yanking our chain, here? Because he knows as well as anyone how the Left dog-piles on people in order to shut them up. It’s the main gist of “Rules For Radicals.” 😆

  53. swamprat says:

    Video: President Obama’s Speech at the Summit on Countering Violent Extremism

    Charles Johnson
    World2 hours, 39 minutes ago • Views: 1,440



    Egyptian warplanes bomb ISIS targets in Libya after killings of Christians

  54. swamprat says:

    resident Obama’s Speech at the Summit on Countering Violent Extremism;
    Robot Drones Prove Ineffective.

    • swamprat says:

      We’re not going to blather our way out of the ISIL crisis & it shouldn’t be controversial to say so.”

      • swamprat says:

        If BS was a viable weapon, America would be covered in munitions from sea to shining sea like one huge dairy farm.

  55. dwells38 says:

    Don’t Let Sarah Palin Pretend to Be All Better Now
    2 hours ago

    But let Chunky pretend he’s all better? When did Palin run a right wing blog for many years? Who called Muslims dangerous and liberals their idiot enablers for 8 years? Was it Palin?