Alouette On Top!

This second entry in the 2014 year end statistics series is a look at the most prolific commenters for the year.  As the title of this post has already revealed, and for the first time since 2010, Gus was NOT the top lizard.  Though Gus and Alouette both posted thousands fewer comments in 2014 than 2013,  Gus’s notable Twitter obsession may have cost him the top spot this year.


Of particular note:

  • Charles continues in his quest to dominate the comment section of his own blog, climbing 4 spots up to 5th this year.  The two newcomers (both joined in 2013) more than doubled their post count in 2014, but the rest of last year’s leaders seem to be losing interest.
  • Dark_Falcon might be tiring of getting slapped around and forced to recant whenever he offends the hivemind.
  • Obdicut, a Top 6 commenter for 3 years (2010-2012), dropped to 46th.
  • ProLifeLiberal seems less interested, dropping 39 spots to 70th.
  • HoosierHoops, since moving to Northern Wisconsin last December, has had much less to say about his love life.

82 Comments on “Alouette On Top!”

  1. Pakimon says:

    Dork_Falcon dropped 8 spots?

    He must’ve gotten a boatload of Battlehammer (or whatever) dolls “action figures” this year and those things won’t paint themselves doncha’ know. 😆

  2. Pakimon says:

    As far as Obdicut goes, the drop in his comments is most likely due to the ever aching fork wound in his ass making it problematic to sit at a desk and type on a keyboard. 😆

    • dwells38 says:

      And his natural gift for running down stairs “really fast” I’m sure keeps him pretty occupied.

  3. Pakimon says:

    ProChunkLiberal’s drop is probably due to limited internet access at the asylum and waging jihad on the Jimmy Dean pork sausage they keep serving him for breakfast. 😆

  4. Pakimon says:

    Speaking of sausages, HoosierHoops drop in comments is most likely due to his being spurned by Gus and the girls he stalked became infatuated with and having to spend most of his time “improvising” company in the lonely backwoods of Northern Wisconsin. 😆

  5. Pakimon says:

    It’s not hard you lazy bastard.

    A year of burger flipping at a fast food restaurant would give you a net value of 11K.

    Especially if you’re living rent free in a garage.

    Sitting on your ass tweeting 18 hours a day 7 days a week gives you a net value of … well … nothing.

    Gus’ mother must be so proud. 🙄

    • dwells38 says:

      Poor little buddy. I guess the Skipper doesn’t pay the first mate much.

    • trebob says:

      Gus, you idiot! Take all that dough you’ve been blowing on weed and put that in a bank account that earns whatever interest rate it can earn. Keep adding your weed money with the same frequency as you smoked it and you’ll probably be surprised how fast it adds up.

      You don’t even have to go get a job to do that, you can stay on public assistance and get your 11 Gs.

      • Because eww says:

        Technically, if you’re on PA, you’re not supposed to accumulate cash. They deposit the money in your bank account, and monitor the account, and if the balance goes above $2000, they cut your benefits.

        So if you want to save up that kind of cash, you have to make small withdrawals, and stuff it in your mattress. That’s not a safe thing for a hobo to do, even in a garage.

      • stabby says:

        “Technically, if you’re on PA, you’re not supposed to accumulate cash. They deposit the money in your bank account, and monitor the account, and if the balance goes above $2000, they cut your benefits.

        So if you want to save up that kind of cash, you have to make small withdrawals, and stuff it in your mattress. That’s not a safe thing for a hobo to do, even in a garage.”

        The more you know!

      • frabbystinclair says:

        Ron Jeremy “stuffs” franksinclair’s mom’s “mattress” on a regular basis.

    • Arachne says:

      Jeez Goos. I have a net worth of a quarter million dollars. How hard is this.

  6. Macker says:

    How long will it be till selrahC himself takes the top spot!

    • dwells38 says:

      It’s comical that his comment count continues to go up with his belt size. And all while everyone else has grown bored with Chunky’s pissing matches and regurgitated stories/films/music videos they can access elsewhere. Everyone except a few losers and mental cases.

  7. Juan Epstein says:

    Pathetic, really.

  8. windbag says:

    So, Gus has three days to put up 700+ more posts and edge out Alouette for the top spot in the final tally? Is he up to it?

  9. dwells38 says:

    Right Wing Crackpot Chuck C. Johnson Attacks Mayor De Blasio’s Family
    11 hours ago

    @Katie_Speak Unfortunately he’s now a go-to source for Rush Limbaugh and Fox News. Not fade away.
    13 hours ago

    Right Wing Stalker Chuck C. Johnson Attacks Mayor De Blasio’s Family
    13 hours ago

    Chunky continues to try to get some attention from his supposedly scary stalker who’s actually largely not paying any attention to him at all. Poor Chunky. Chuck C. has the attention of Rush and Fox News and Chunky has the attention of……? Oh right, no one of any importance whatsoever. Some loser on Twitter.

    And what’s notable about Chuck C’s being consistently right wing and attacking a very openly libturd Communist anti-cop mayor of a leftwing largest city in America? How is that crackpot? Certainly not as crackpot as turning viciously on your friends and blog support network by branding decent people as racists and suddenly insane, who you’d only a short time ago been perfectly in simpatico with. And all so you can go back to claiming ’60s moron hippy creds and being part of the Idiotarian destructive and divisive narrative of hatred.

    That’s crackpot. That’s completely nuts!

    • Arachne says:

      You know I think that may be why this site irritates him so much. Fatass goes after important people, relentlessly tweeting about them, to them, smearing them, stalking them and harassing them but when WE (the little humble hobbits of this site) do it to him he’s indignant. Because it isn’t that Fatass doesn’t want to be stalked and talked about – he most certainly DOES – its that he wants to be stalked and talked about by people as important as the ones he goes after. Remember when Greenwald posted the manifesto business – jeez – Lardbutt got three weeks worth of unrighteous indignation, whining and demands for an apology out of it.

      But inside he was just so excited that someone with half a million followers had mentioned him. Okay, true, he had to deal with that “other place” with those rightwing loonies but Glenn! Mentioned! Me!! Which is why he kept trying to revive it every two days when everyone else was sick of hearing about it.

  10. rightymouse says:

    I get the feeling Fatso isn’t joking.

    • Octopus says:

      Imbecilic jibba-jabba. 😆

      Salon embarrasses themselves constantly, publishing articles like this that are full of gross distortions and outright lies. Leave it to Randall Gross to bring them home to Paranoid Schizo Chunky.

    • Because says:

      [cough] Keystone [cough]

  11. Octopus says:

    I’m in a good mood about this. We’re going to have real rivalries again, in the Big Ten. Real competition for the top recruits. Already there is word that a couple of top prospects who had decommitted from Michigan as Hoke’s season went awry are reconsidering, pending an official announcement on the new coach. Booyah. 🙂

  12. Octopus says:

    It’s NOT sitting like this:

  13. Octopus says:

    Now that’s stupid. 😆

  14. Voltaire's Crack says:

    Could someone maybe re-title this post? It’s a little too suggestive for my sensitive stomach.

  15. Octopus says:

    Thinks like you? I agree, Chunky. You have severe delusions about a number of subjects, you have ongoing fits of paranoia about being persecuted, even though it’s you and only you stalking the successful bloggers and Tweeters, who mostly ignore you like any sane person gives a wide berth to dirty hobos screaming on the sidewalk at passersby. Your extremely-sudden flip-flop on every political and social issue in 2009 is the very hallmark of one undergoing a psychotic break. You went off your rocker, McDumbth.

    • kbdabear says:

      More jealous rage that other bloggers are getting MSM profiles and interviews, while Fatass trolls impotently on Twitter

      Ah, but you still have the memory of that one tweet about creationism that got retweeted by Wil Wheaton and David Crosby. No one can take that moment away from you, Lardass

  16. kbdabear says:

    I have a hunch that LAPD nor CCPD is going to have time for Fatass’ “Stalker Complaints” for a while ….

  17. So, should I admit to it if one of my 5 socks left gets on this list?

  18. Because PLEASE SOMEBODY NOTICE ME!!!1! says:

  19. Think I will go over and post a bit in the swamp gas blog, be a little twitter bird…

  20. Because look for a St. Bernard with a keg says:

  21. dwells38 says:

    RT @hunterw: .@ChuckCJohnson Are you talking about his yearbook photo? Everyone’s already seen that.
    46 minutes ago

    lolwut RT @ChuckCJohnson: I’m not interested in #DeBlasio resigning. I’m interested in putting him in jail & I think I have the evidence.
    48 minutes ago

    Dammit Chuck C. you come and stalk me right now!! *sob


  22. Nice work! Fair to say that commenting activity is down as a whole for 2014? Or is that for an upcoming thread?

  23. dwells38 says:

    Par for the course for the most Preezyest Preezydent EVAH! One fucking round of golf is more important than an entire planned wedding of service personnel?

    Never misses a chance to crap on the military. Stay classy Obungle.

  24. dwells38 says:

    Chunk’s protester peeps want the cops dead for Christmas. He’s cool with this but Chuck C. is a crackpot and a stalker of a public politician? And he desparately needs to spread the word about Chuck C.’s dangerous stalking many times a day on Twitter.


  25. Octopus says:

    This is something worth reading. Muy racist! 😆

    The fact that it comes from a liberal public defender with decades of experience is the kicker. I got it from Allen West’s website, which is another kick.

    • Because olo says:

      Well, a public defender is going to see the dregs of all groups. It seems like the problem is that their dregs are dreggier than everybody else’s dregs. what a drag.

      • Octopus says:

        His dregs bear a striking resemblance to the dregs I see on local TV news, committing violent crimes on camera as if they don’t understand that every public place in America employs such technological sorcery. It’s a sad situation, but there’s no denying the evidence. Or the stats.

    • dwells38 says:

      I read that over on the Mothership Blogmoc. Iron Fist linked it. I made a few comments and dragged their cumulative IQ down a few points. 😆

    • Because olo says:

      He read it in the Rolling Stone. You don’t get much more establishment than that.

    • dwells38 says:

      He’s one of the original lying Progturd scumbags. He really couldn’t give a flying shit whether it’s true. He knows about the white privilege in his bones and if there aren’t any real examples he’s happy to take a complete lie in order to support the overall narrative. No difference than the supposed Vietnam atrocities which were documented on 60 minutes and alluded to by Doonesbury. Someone did some research and found out 4 out of the 6 GIs reporting the atrocities either didn’t serve abroad, didn’t see action, were on KP duty, etc. Fabricated lies mostly perpetrated by CBS to smear the troops and perpetuate the brainless meme that war is always bad and those commies are real nice brown people.

  26. Hercales says:

    Whatever happened to the love lorn HoosierHoops?

    • Octopus says:

      Last I heard, he was trying to entice Gus to come and shack up with him all winter in front of a nice cozy fire, in an abandoned summer resort, where they would be alone together with all they could drink. Gus declined his offer. We’ll never know why. Might have been accompanied with some pics of sweaty “bear-wrasslin’,” in front of a roaring fire.

  27. Joker says:

    Did we notice the Diary of Daedalus made it into 2014 ‘Fabulous 50′ Blog Award Winners’? LGF won the Broken Lizard Award and DoD is to accept!

    • Octopus says:

      I saw that. We should have the award posted on this site, since we’re accepting it on behalf of the paranoid schizophrenic we like to call Chunky McDumbth.

  28. Octopus says:

    Groveling, begging for a place at the table. Denied. 😆

  29. dwells38 says:

    Congrats to DoD for accepting the Broken Lizard award!!

  30. dwells38 says:

    I guess you forgot, Babycakes, but those attacks on Prof. Derrick Bell? They failed. @ChuckCJohnson
    48 minutes ago

    Seriously Chunk? Yet another comical moronic hypocrisy. The only thing Derrick Bell is known for is his crackpot, yes crackpot theories blaming whites on virtually all of the black social problems. For instance blaming black murders on whites when it’s actually blacks doing most by far, of the black murders. And other incredibly stupid and demonstrably wrong ideas such as there are no whites standing up for injustice against blacks. And whites systematically oppress blacks because we’re afraid of how awsome they are. It’s called Crititcal Race Theory and virtually anyone who has a functioning brain knows it’s veiled anti-white racism and black supremacism and yeah Preezydent Obungle drank from that fire hose of misinformation and faux scholarship among others (such as Reverend Wright’s “church”) for years.

  31. dwells38 says:

    Nice recap of how 2014 has been a banner year for climate change major assitude. No warming since ’97, Obungle admin claiming agricutural damage when really cereal crops had a banner year, and claiming bizarrely the cold snaps are due to runaway warming, Gore’s claiming in ’07 sea would go away in seven years, when it broke records this year. And much more.

    Poor Chunk. One of his first Progturd memes that he banned people for and called people stupid for doubting. Pretty obvious now that the scientists and clueless ignoramuses like Chunk who think they’re science savvy for watching TV faux science celebrities, so certain then were completely inept and have a very little understanding of what drives a complex planetary climate. But all kinds of certainty (surprise, surprise!) that it’s all bad and all due to capitalism and conservatives.

  32. dwells38 says:

    More of “would be funny but is actually sad” from the Progturds.

    Why? Because he actually questioned why Michael Brown robbed a store if he’s supposed to be such a nice kid. Because he dared to comment or what some might call report, that he could smell the Ferguson protesters were smoking dope. But the geniuses at Columbia Journalism Review had no problem with him wondering on air if the missing Malaysian jet liner had been “swallowed by a black hole”. That wasn’t cited. He’s been thrown under the bus for telling the truth. Why isn’t Chunky running to the defense of this black, gay journalist???

    Lost in that conversation was the fact that he had just been asked by Anderson Cooper to “describe the scene” as the crowds were boiling over. He talked about the flames, the chants, the noise and – seemingly as a side note – the smells out on the streets. The guy is a reporter. If he smells pot on the breeze, was he supposed to ignore it? Sadly, the groupthink consensus was that he most certainly should have, as some facts have no place in reporting when you’re trying to establish a narrative.

    With so many other options to pick from – and we don’t have to look much further than Carol Costello for a starting point – is Don Lemon really the worst in journalism that they could find? Well… okay. Asking of the airplane might have been swallowed by a black hole was probably a bit much, but still…

  33. Octopus says:

    Ferguson media-darling flames out:

    As invested in the Ferguson Follies as Dear Fatass was, he should be defending Lovelace with every fiber of his voluminous being! 😆

  34. Octopus says:

    So many misguided libturds to laff at, in the past year:

    Example: The Twitter Agonies Of The Left!

    Laurie Penny is my new favorite. 😆

  35. Octopus says:

    Speaking of “Alouette On Top”…muffled screams from below…